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Humor can be broken down into five distinct categories. You should memorize these, as there will be a quiz later.
Situational Humor
Some things are only funny in certain situations, so you must be ready with your humor. For example, if someone stumbles while walking, it is funny to say, "First day on your new feet?" However, it is not funny to say this twenty minutes later, when the stumbling has been forgotten. Timing is the essence of comedy, so you should always be ready to capitalize on the current situation. Here are some common situational jokes you can use the next time the opportunity presents itself. You should memorize these and use them as often as possible to show how funny you are. Note that some situations have more than one appropriate response. You might try to alternate between the various responses to show your diversity. On the other hand, it never hurts to fall back on an old standby. If a joke is funny once, it stands to reason that it will be funny twenty more times. Situation Jokes "Do you play basketball?" "Oh sorry, I thought you were a Somebody is very tall. lightpost." "How's the weather up there?" "Where's the circus?" Somebody is very short. "Da plane! Da plane!" "How's the weather down there?" "Walk much?" Somebody stumbles. "First day on your new feet?" "How's the weather down there?" "Really?" "Well put." Somebody burps. "Did you get any on you?" "Just as good the second time?" "That's gotta hurt!" Somebody hurts himself. "That's going to leave a mark." "You're going to feel that tomorrow." Somebody says something untrue. "Bzzt, wrong answer. Thanks for
Delivery
Doing funny things will only get you half way to being a true funny man. How you do them is equally important. The following easy tips will help you with your "delivery," as we say in the industry.
it for any purpose other than that for which it was intended. To illustrate the effectiveness of a prop, imagine you are telling a funny joke. Now imagine you are telling a funny joke and you have a rubber glove in your hand. The added humor value should be immediately apparent.