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In a dilemma? Have a dispute? Need a sound judgement? From "What is the meaning of life?" to "Should I wear white or red tonight?", Judge Expression offers wise, just, sophisticated analysis & decisions on your problems. A civilised solution to serious arguments and trivial matters. Warning: Flirtation and profanity are strictly prohibited. Call now. Service is absolutely free of charge and non-confidential. 100% publicity guaranteed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-28-1009 11:02 AM: Yes.. Judge expression... I have this guy named Yewman keeps calling me Lo Por Jai... what will be the best way to stop him..?? (Editors note: Lo Por Jai little wifey in Chinese) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by yewman on 07-28-1009 11:06 AM: unstoppable case closed ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Jenny on 07-28-1009 11:07 AM: What's the best way to stop spammers, O Judge? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Glidingfox2002 on 07-28-1009 11:15 AM: Edited to remove irrelevant rant about The Practice. However, is it ethically wrong for a juror to render a guilty verdict even though he thinks the defendant is guilty of the crime for which he is on trial for because the juror is appalled at the defendant. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 11:18 AM: Case 001: The Case of the Arranged Marriage Judge Exp choked on her coffee: I thought nobody's going to call during the coffee break. Ahem. Sorry, let me put on my glasses. Hmm...marriage law, where's the law book?...Oh there. Well, I take it from Mr. Yee's posts that he thinks arranged marriage is permissible, and has taken the liberty to arrange a marriage himself. However, I regret to say that in North America the law does not legitimate singleway arrangements. I thereby announce that the marriage arranged by Mr. Yee to be ineffective.

The above is written and signed by: Judge Expression On a personal note though, I do agree that Miss Yan is a most attractive single young lady, and I wish you luck in your pursuit of a real legitimate marriage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-28-1009 11:20 AM: Wooohooo... Thank you Judge Expression I shall find a Mr. Nice guy... YEW... read the post above~~~!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 11:33 AM: Case 002: The case of spams quote: What's the best way to stop spammers, O Judge? In my opinion, this is a case where there exists a grey area. I'd hesitate to order a punishment before I can provide an accurate definition of the term "Spammers". However, given the nature of spcnat, which is a space serving both educational and entertainment purposes, I believe a little fun is harmless and actually good fertilizer for the health and growth of spcnat, provided it is within certain limits. I take it that most members like some amusement, and this is probably a main reason for their participation. As to where the limits should be set, I'll say that the honourable SC (Editors note: SC/SPC owns the forum SPCNAT) has the ultimate judgement, and I trust that SC has chosen a group of mods who have sound judgement to keep a balance between fun and order. If all things fail, there's always the faithful Chief Executioner Express of the Inquisition. Of course, a modest fee does apply for his service. The above is written and signed by: Judge Expression -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Pipi Le Pew on 07-28-1009 11:53 AM: But ... but .. but ... Judge Expression. I thought your honoress may only come to a verdict after hearing arguments from all parties involved: the prosecutors, plaintiffs, juries, bailiffs and the defendants Take prosecutor Jenny's case for example. The defendants, all the spamsters including your lowly in this case, have not been given a legal representation. Therefore, your honoress may not side with the defendants in this case. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-28-1009 11:55 AM: Pipi Spamster.. what are you trying to say??

Are you trying to quit the Spam Sector you joined?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Jenny on 07-28-1009 11:57 AM: I'm a prosecutor now, eh? I thought I was just a humble servant of the law (pft, that's what all lawyers are supposed to say) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Editor's note: By the way, mystical sources that could care less about human verification suggest that Expression is a master of (among many) the law, s.c.i.e.n.c.e., a.r.t.s., con-science, e-conomics, and execution. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by CrazyL on 07-28-1009 12:01 PM: Cool. I could argue for the anti-spamming side. But after I go take my final first. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Pipi Le Pew on 07-28-1009 12:02 PM: See see see ... hear that your honoress? The prosecutor is again running a PR smear campaign. She again invoke the "just a humble servant of the law" to influence the judgeship. Yan, I am a fair and honest spamster -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 12:15 PM: Case 003: The case of verdict quote: Originally posted by Glidingfox2002 Edited to remove irrelevant rant about The Practice. However, is it ethically wrong for a juror to render a guilty verdict even though he thinks the defendent is guilty of the crime for which he is on trial for because the juror is appalled at the defendent. First, Mr. Glidingfox, I like your username. Second, I don't think your description of The Practice case is irrelevant. On the contrary, I find it useful in putting things into perspective. Third, I hope I'm getting it right on what you are asking. I think it is "legally" wrong to render a guilty verdict if the juror thinks he is not guilty of the crime charged. On the moral side, however, it depends on whether the juror believes in judging a person holistically or case-independently. I observe, in addition, that nobody ever know whether a defendant is TRULY guilty (sometimes not even the defendant himself), so it is always a subjective judgement for a juror. The juror may think he is wrongly accusing the defendant, but it may turn out that he is really guilty. This is not a perfect legal system, but it is the best we can get. That said, I still appreciate your intentions, and admire your capacity to feel angry about an apparent crime. I thereby pronounce Mr. Glidingfox to be a righteous and caring fox with principles and is a valuable member of spcnat. The above is written and signed by:

Judge Expression -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Glidingfox2002 on 07-28-1009 12:23 PM: Your Honor, if you could see me now, I am making the gesture of respect (bao quan) with my paws I am humbled by Your Honors kind and gracious words. As a crime fighting fox gifted with superpowers at night, I view morality and justice seriously. NotHeng infuriates the Fox more than adults wholl take advantage of underage children, especially since that sicko on The Practice was doing it to his step daughters! I shall shred any child-abusers who I shall come across to pieces with my claws and teeth. Catholic priests, thats right, I am looking at you Oh well, the Fox now must go back to his day job... filing! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 12:34 PM: Mr. Glidingfox, I just say what I should say. There was a HK TV case about a daughter being sexually abused by her father and accidentally killed him. She was sentenced, but her fiance was a righteous guy who decided to wait for her. I'm sure cases like these are not lacking in the real world. But I do believe Justice will be done eventually in mysterious ways, even if our imperfect legal system slips. And you sound like you're the Daredevil sir. I guess you can really Fly? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 12:40 PM: Case 002 revisited: The case of spams Mr. Pipi, I see your point. But maybe you're not aware that I am a fellow spamster myself? So I think the defendant side has been duly represented. Of course that doesn't mean my judgement is biased. *blinks* Well members can always debate on this subject in the Debates section. The above is written and signed by: Judge Exp -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by yewman on 07-28-1009 12:45 PM: I appeal your decision for we were not married in north america, so your decisions r irrelevant. again case closed therefore Yan is still my lo por jai -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-28-1009 12:46 PM: Judge Expression... I am the leader of Spam Sector. What will be the best way to come up with Quality Spamming? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Editor's note: You mean Quality Entropic Posting? But Miss Yon, people are doing that right here! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-28-1009 12:47 PM: quote: Originally posted by yewman I appeal your decision for we were not married in north america, so your decisions r irrelevant.

again case closed therefore Yan is still my lo por jai I AM NOT YOUR LO POR JAI AND I WILL NEVER BE... Your honour, please call hospital and take him.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Glidingfox2002 on 07-28-1009 12:52 PM: Even in arranged marriages, and Judge Expression can attest, the other side has to agree. It doesn't appear Granny Yan agreed to it. Therefore, the imagined marriage is invalid. And Your Honor, I develop my indignation over the course of the day being a cubicle hamster, at night, I unleash my indignation and fury at the criminals who prey on the innocent. I get my flying powers from my magic cape, which I bought for 99 cents at a variety store. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 01:04 PM: Case 001 revisited: The case of the arranged marriage Judge Exp choked on her lunch: The sentiments! *Ponders seriously* I am now viewing this as a case of a love-sick young gentleman yearning about his unfulfilled desire. I also recognise that LOVE is illogical and DESIRE cannot be curbed by the law. I thereby give Mr. Yee my sympathy and Miss Yan my deepest regrets. This is clearly more a mental case than a courtrrom case. The above is written and signed by: Judge Expression -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 01:05 PM: ...And I may add that I am going to check out the variety store Mr. Glidingfox visited during my lunchbreak. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by yewman on 07-28-1009 01:07 PM: logical enuff to know u mispelled courtroom therefore case is overturned plus mental stability has no ruling over here hehehehehe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Editor's note: Unlike now, guys back then are actually persistent. How does the honorable Judge Expression handle one disrespectful love-sick man and her increasing exposure after her first few sophisticated rulings? This is just starting to warm up people! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 01:12 PM: *Sigh with a look of patience* I judge that love-sickness does not affect spelling ability. And for the sake of Mr. Yee I shall not edit my spelling. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Posted by Yan on 07-28-1009 01:17 PM: I AM NOT YOUR LO POR JAI.. that is the fact. Find yourself another wifey please. *Yan hands pretty girl in Boston* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by yewman on 07-28-1009 01:19 PM: Yan thinks she can just ponder me off like that Sigh luckily i got this piece of signed document called da marriage certificate case over ruled -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-28-1009 01:24 PM: Oh yeah??? What kinda certificate is that??? signed by Elvis Presley? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Mike Lau on 07-28-1009 02:59 PM: Judge Expression, spcnat refuses to post her pic. Please fine her and make her post it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by eeeyore on 07-28-1009 03:48 PM: ** reminds me of Judge Judy TV Show ** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Editor's note: Judge Judy? Nah, this is Judge Expression, Goddess of Justice! Sit tight everyone! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 04:05 PM: quote: Originally posted by Mike Lau Judge Expression, spcnat refuses to post her pic. Please fine her and make her post it! I want to see SC's pic too! And I judge that most members want to see her pic. I thereby announce that SC would post her pic...sometime ...maybe... in the possible future... That's all I can do Sir, it's up to SC to execute... *embarrassed* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Editor's note: BOO!!! What a let-down!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by lavender dorange on 07-28-1009 04:11 PM: Dear expression, what time should i pick you up for our date tonight, 7 or 8? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by MYE on 07-28-1009 04:16 PM: Judge Expression, powerless in the face of the mighty Spcnat? Surely, SPC herself isn't above system and must listen to the will of the people.......... mustn't she? Ah Man.... ok... its time to lose faith, put on a dark overcoat and resume bitterly paranoid, conspiracy theorist disposition... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 04:33 PM: Case X: The plan to get SC's pic quote: Originally posted by lavender dorange Dear expression, what time should i pick you up for our date tonight, 7 or 8?

Well I said at 25:30 right dear? Mr. MYE, before I was gonna say help Sir Orange get SC, then bribe him to persuade her to post her pic because he's a corrupt orange. But not sure if that is feasible anymore. In a more logical frame of mind, and this is between you and me only, I suspect Sir Orange wants to test SC and use Old Judge Express to annoy her and hopefully forcing her to accept his love. (Yes I know all those little boy's tricks ) Hey but if that can get SC to post her pic, I will gladly play along! I am a selfless judge you know! I thereby approve of the conspiracy plan strategy quest whatever to get SC to post her pic. The above is written and signed by an anonymous judge: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by eeeyore on 07-28-1009 04:50 PM: I think the only strategy to see SC pic is, 50 people post their pics.. so far from the last count we have 31... c'mon people it's over half already... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Editor's note: 31 member pics?! And I missed that? Did Judge Expression save them all? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 04:55 PM: Miss Eeeyore, I think members are more concerned with efficiency than feasibility. Judge Exp -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by eeeyore on 07-28-1009 04:57 PM: huh? in what way did I imply it's less efficient? I love Spc atmosphere today.. so playful like it use to be.. judge expression, is it because we don't have the relationship forum anymore? (Editor's note: Eeeyore mui, if you will see what Open Debate is like now. We used to spam with so much style) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 05:01 PM: Well of course I've no problem with going through the "legal route" but I don't want to be blamed for not putting my pic up, so I supported the exploration of other short-cuts. I judge that it is more fun today than before, and I emphasize that Judge Exp's thread is part of the reason. Judge Exp -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by eeeyore on 07-28-1009 05:05 PM: so the reason you don't really support the pics posting is because you haven't post yours too! wah... c'mon.. play a fair game.. I know I haven't myself but I will when the time come.. he,he,he,he.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by lavender dorange on 07-28-1009 05:07 PM: Dear expression,

Why is it that spcnat is still resisting my charm like a Taliban fighter resisting against American onslaught ........ doesn't she knows that resistance is futile? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by eeeyore on 07-28-1009 05:10 PM: Lavendis, I think you quote from the wrong movie.. it's should be from Love Affair, instead of StarTrek: First Contact. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 05:14 PM: Case X revisited: The plan to get SC's pic Eeeyore, by the time I feel obliged to put my pic up: 1. SC has already posted her pic, so there's no pending need to post mine anymore. 2. Seeing pics of over 50 good-looking people I'd be so ashamed of my own appearance that I would have torn up all my pics already. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 05:25 PM: Case 004: The case of Sir O's love pursuit quote: Originally posted by lavender dorange Dear expression, Why is it that spcnat is still resisting my charm like a Taliban fighter resisting against American onslaught ........ doesn't she knows that resistance is futile? Of course resistance is futile in the charming face of Sir Orange. (no J Exp, don't ever vomit in front of a valuable customer...) But you have to understand the danger of surrender. I shall illustrate with your analogy: If Taliban puts down resistance and waves a white flag, the American troops can still fire, and all they need to say afterwards is that they are colour blind. You see Sir, like all intelligent girls SC is just playing safe. Man, I'm gonna charge extra for "court counselling". This is not included in the free service. Judge Expression -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by someguy55 on 07-28-1009 05:40 PM: I'll post my pic up after 1000 people have posted theirs... but only for 1 minute. Let's see yours expression. Do you really look like Zhou Yu? The gay Zhou Yu that is? (Editors note: Zhou Yu was a celebrated Admiral in ancient China during the Three Kingdoms Period. He appears as an effeminate playable character in the Playstation long-running game series Dynasty Warriors.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 05:45 PM:

Disguised as a guy, Expression is definitely THE hottest guy around, both in ROTK and Spcnat. Plus...Expression also speaks English! Don't think our Mei Zhou Lang can. (Editors note: Admiral Zhou Yu was historically known as Mei Zhou Lang - Beautiful Mr. Zhou.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by MYE on 07-28-1009 05:53 PM: Plan Y quote: Originally posted by expression Eeeyore, by the time I feel obliged to put my pic up: 1. SC has already posted her pic, so there's no pending need to post mine anymore. 2. Seeing pics of over 50 good-looking people I'd be so ashamed of my own appearance that I would have torn up all my pics already. Hmm.. not quite 50 good looking people Honorable Judge E, as I myself have been included in the pic count (although subdued under blue light for a less horrifying effect as I am in reality - the elephant man ). However, I've a perfect solution to increase pic counts (although this must remain in strictest confidence): --------------------------------1 - reveal your pictorial existence on the forum at a time specifically designated to a select few. 2 - delete the picture not long after posting up (say a 2 minutes) 3 - The select (and loyal?) few will then post up comments of how wonderful you actually are - therefore providing an alibi to the pic counter (Grifths I think) that you have in fact posted your pic. 4 - He/she will then add you to the list of people who have revealed photos, with your actual/fake photo bearing the minimum of exposure to evil eyes as you have removed it. 5 - Disavow all knowledge of using this tactic and claim 'though luck' to those who wish for a repost. --------------------------------That is my recommendation your honorableness (is that a word ) Now, let me retreat back to the corner - if SPC finds me, you'll be reading reports of a mysterious body found on top of a pile of trash having his liver pecked out by eagles..... Written and Presented by, Anonymous p.s. this message does not exist (in another 180 minutes) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Editors note: We spcies will do anything to see The Great Spcnat's pic!! So much love. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-28-1009 05:59 PM: Dear Mr. MYE, you seem to have the perfect brain and attitude for a lawyer. Wanna work for Justice?

Actually I think a couple of respectable members have endorsed your plan already. (Editor's note: They did, before I can see and save the pics. Those weasels!! ) Judge Exp -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by eeeyore on 07-28-1009 06:03 PM: Ha,ha,ha.. MYE .. love the strategy.. I might going to use it myself honestly, my real concern of posting pic in here is, in case some lunatic take my pics and copy paste it into some awful body.. I'm awful enuf, but at least it's my real body... he,he,he.. I' not afraid with competition of Ugly people, I surely will win, well at least as runner up.. Judge, you should do it like MYE said.. very good advise.. he,he,he,he... but if you do it, could you please tell us in advance so I can be prepared... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Mike Lau on 07-28-1009 07:16 PM: Judge Expression, If Mike Lau threatens to boycott this forum, do you think SC will post her pic? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-28-1009 07:43 PM: Probably not Mike. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Mike Lau on 07-28-1009 07:52 PM: Ok what if i offer to put my pants back on? (Editor's note: Oh Mikey, don't we miss your charming presence... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-28-1009 07:54 PM: Were you wearing skirts instead?? )

(Editor's note: You too Yanny! I MISS YOU! ) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Mike Lau on 07-28-1009 08:13 PM: Yeah a miniskirt with high heels. Happy? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-28-1009 08:44 PM: hehehe.. I was just joking ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Dwilight on 07-28-1009 09:25 PM: Your Honor, Don't mind me for invading (silently), just sitting back and observing. Wonder will there be any juror taking place in your furtive place? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Mike Lau on 07-28-1009 09:29 PM: I wasn't -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by zbeauty on 07-28-1009 09:53 PM:

quote: Originally posted by Dwilight Your Honor, Don't mind me for invading(silently), just sitting back and observing. Wonder will there be any juror taking place in your furtive place? Ahem....i can be one too, and i promise i won't fall asleep either. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Jenny on 07-28-1009 11:16 PM: Whoa, Judge E, you don't need me in your legal service anymore Maybe I should just sit back and enjoy all the fun -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-29-1009 12:51 AM: I, ahem, offer my legal expertise to defend the weak, and oppose the bullies. Of course, the definition of the weak will depend on whoever that's paying me the most money. I specialise in suing ppl, defending coke addicts, destroying reputations, and break relationships. Some example of my legal victories includes the shutting down of Levendis' thread after i sued him for slander. [he is scared witless. ] (Editor's note: mental recapture of Orange's face => ) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-29-1009 12:58 AM: Judge Expression, Your honour, i bought before you a case of breach of contract. The Yan and Moogle's initially hired me, Han Solomon, transport specialist extraordinaire to handle the transportation needs of their bakery/restaurant enterprise concern. After spending enormous amount of money to buy Porsches as the delivery vehicles, i to my utmost disappointment found out that Yan a.k.a. Granny a.k.a. Sheep Attack a.k.a. Aunt Agony and Moogle a.k.a. Batwing Pokemon refuses to hire me on the illegal ground that there's plenty of other unemployed workers. In addition, they have refused to correspond with me despite my humble and polite attempts to re-establish communications. I hereby humbly request that the court punish them for their incredibly proud and rude behavior and award me 100% ownership of the food product company in compensation of my cost of all porsches bought. I will hereby produce my material witness {Me, myself and Han Solomon}, Material evidence {My hardware a.k.a. my memory} among other things to convince your honour that the facts stood proudly and fairly on my side. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-29-1009 10:52 AM: Case X continued: The plan to get SC's pic quote: Originally posted by Mike Lau Judge Expression, Ib Mike Lau threatens to boycott this forum, do you think SC will post her pic?

Mr. Liu, I regret to say that your threat to boycott the forum is probably futile. However, a plan to wear miniskirt & high heels and walk around on the forum sounds more threatening and entertaining. If you choose to carry out my suggestion, please give me a call. I'd like to hide at Yan & Moogles during that time. Judge Exp -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-29-1009 11:01 AM: quote: Originally posted by Dwilight Miss Dwilight, Judge Exp's courtroom is always open to the public. You mean having an Acting Judge when I'm not around? *nods* Sounds reasonable. However, there may be some practical problems in choosing the right candidate. Not sure if there's too many people out there as intelligent and experienced as Judge Expression. Nonetheless, I still appreciate your valuable suggestion. Judge Exp -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-29-1009 12:05 PM: quote: Ahem....i can be one too, and i promise i won't fall asleep either. Beauty is our guardian angel. quote: Originally posted by Han Solomon Some example of my legal victories includes the shutting down of Levendis' thread after i sued hiim for slander. [he is scared witless. That's really SOMETHENG Sir! *Salute* I've always thought of you as a medical pro. I appoint Dr. Han Solomon to be the Executive Basher of Sir Orange. The above is written and signed by: A most impressed Judge Expression -----------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Dwilight on 07-29-1009 01:17 PM: Possibly, I'm not sure about if there's any experience juror around but definitely I can detect quite a few intelligence individual (based on on-line characteristics)around this forum. It's just a matter how you, your honor, would go about on evaluating the qualifier if it were to happen Ah, zbeauty, I think juror duty requires being awake while the trials go on? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Mike Lau on 07-29-1009 03:17 PM: quote: Originally posted by expression Mr. Liu, I regret to say that your threat to boycott the forum is probably futile. However, a plan to wear miniskirt & high heels and walk around on the forum sounds more threatening and entertaining.

Ok if I did that, will Spcnat FINALLY reveal her pics? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-29-1009 05:14 PM: Miss Dwilight, I'm pleased to announce that I've recruited some new talent. Miss Jenny the renowned attorney has joined the law office, but a fee does apply to her supreme service. Dr. Han Solomon has been appointed as the Executive Orange Basher. zbeauty is our guardian angel, and Yan & Moogles is our catering sponsor-to-be. Judge Exp -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-29-1009 05:21 PM: Case X continued: The plan to get SC's pic quote: Originally posted by Mike Lau Ok if I did that, will Spcnat FINALLY reveal her pics? Disclaimer: Suggestion used as reference only. Judge Exp does not claim responsibility for the outcome of her suggestion. Sorry. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by MYE on 07-29-1009 05:21 PM: MYF's Infamous Plan Z quote: Originally posted by expression Dear Mr. MYE, you seem to have the perfect brain and attitude for a lawyer. Wanna work for Justice? Actually I think a couple of respectable members have endorsed your plan already. Judge E, Your honor, I do wish to thank you gracefully for this opportunity to serve as a humble servant of the law, but unfortunately I will have to decline. But only because of the love of using subversion and underhanded tactics to gain victory - the legal profession has so many black sheep that I could not have possibly rested until I was king of them all! I do propose your honor, that should you chose lawyers and jurors in the future from within our ranks, make sure to betray the world when you suspect things of going fishy, instead of letting the whole world betray you On a side note I also propose plan Z: 1 - grab any oriental looking persons picture (preferably non famous) 2 - post on spcnat 3 - claim the picture is you 4 - (optional) get an alibi remark from a co-conspirator. And... Voila, the more people that do this the quicker we will observe an Spc mugshot.

However, bear in mind that Karma has a strange way of returning, and should this method be endorsed, we may get a fake SPC picture instead of the 'holy grail' Signed by Anonymous -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Mike Lau on 07-29-1009 05:38 PM: quote: Originally posted by expression Disclaimer: Suggestion used as reference only. Judge Exp does not claim responsibility for the outcome of her suggestion. Sorry. What kind of a judge are you if you can't hand down enforceable verdicts? You are FIRED! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Editors note: Fired huh? More like Fired Up? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-29-1009 05:44 PM: Case 005: The case of the Solo Deliverer quote: Originally posted by Han Solomon *Excerpt* ...After spending enormous amount of money to buy Porsches as the delivery vehicles, i to my utmost disappointment found out that Yan a.k.a. Granny a.k.a. Sheep Attack a.k.a. Aunt Agony and Moogle a.k.a. Batwing Pokemon refuses to hire me on the illegal ground that there's plenty of other unemployed workers... *Sigh: I can't stall this case any further Y & M* Hmm...I can see this is a case of a serious nature, and for the sake of the VIP Card... ahem, I mean Justice , I shall have to put in extra caution and attention. (Editors note: Y&M was a thread that was like a virtual restaurant. It carried a menu that played on members usernames as dishes. It also filled custom orders from forum members by posting pictures of the food.) I can see your agony Sir, when you've invested a considerable sum into a business, only to gain the feeling of betrayal. However, upon examination of the contract I am not so sure if the term "Using Porsches as delivery vehicles" is included. Further evidence is needed to prove your point Sir. The court shall take a recess... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Dwilight on 07-29-1009 05:53 PM: How delightful.... *sits back* Alright, Miss Ex, I mean your honor, not bad of selections you've made, yet... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-29-1009 05:54 PM: Case X continued: The plan to get SC's pic quote: Originally posted by Mike Lau What kind of a judge are you if you can't hand down enforceable verdicts? You are FIRED! I can see your grievance Sir. 'Tis frustrating to see even the Just Judge Expression bowing before the Almighty Spcnat. (Man, I mourn with you. Democracy...where art thou? )

Sir, we must not hang our heads in grief. Look into the future! The ingenious Mr. MYE has drafted a new Plan Z: quote: On a side note I also propose plan Z: 1 - grab any oriental looking persons picture (preferably non famous) 2 - post on spcnat 3 - claim the picture is you 4 - (optional) get an alibi remark from a co-conspirator. If you know what I mean... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-29-1009 05:58 PM: ...You mean you want to join in the Fight for Justice (whatever it means ) Miss? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-29-1009 06:11 PM: Case 005 continued: The case of the Solo Deliverer Now I shall summon the witness. Since Me & Myself have both spoken in your post, I shall call Dr. Han Solomon to the stand. Judge Exp with deep respect: Dr. Han Solomon, would you care to enlighten us with your medical expertise (assuming we can comprehend)? Dr. HS: As I have discussed in my recently published paper in the Journal of Expermental Neurology (2008, vol.5, p2887-2998) on "XYZ synapses are upstream signals of defensive reflexes of homo sapiens", the XY synapses work in conjunction with the Z ones to... Judge Exp : Dr. HS, would you mind focusing on the case of Mr. Solo Deliverer?

Dr. HS : Well, the thing is, food items are strictly prohibited in my lab. Judge Exp relieved: Thank you Sir. That will suffice. The court shall take another recess... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Mike Lau on 07-29-1009 06:26 PM: quote: Originally posted by expression I can see your grievance Sir. 'Tis frustrating to see even the Just Judge Expression bowing before the Almighty Spcnat. (Man, I mourn with you. Democracy...where are you? ) Sir, we must not hang our heads in grief. Look into the future! The ingenius Mr. MYE has drafted a new Plan Z: If you know what I mean... Nice plan! You're almost as evil as Dr. Evil himself! *goes to google to look for a good pic to use* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by MYE on 07-29-1009 06:35 PM:

Here was my impression from the session -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Dwilight on 07-29-1009 06:41 PM: LOL, nifty interpretation! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by the blur one on 07-29-1009 09:15 PM: a masterpiece! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-29-1009 11:56 PM: quote: Originally posted by expression That's really SOMETHENG Sir! *Salute* I've always thought of you as a medical pro. I appoint Dr. Han Solomon to be the Executive Basher of Sir Orange. Appointment by court noted and certified. With many gracious thanks to the judge. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-29-1009 11:59 PM: quote: Originally posted by expression Miss Dwilight, I'm pleased to announce that I've recruited some new talent. Miss Jenny the renowned attorney has joined the law office, but a fee does apply to her supreme service. Dr. Han Solomon has been appointed as the Executive Orange Basher. zbeauty is our guardian angel, and Yan & Moogles is our catering sponsor-to-be. Your honor, i must caution you on the potential conflict of interest. and humbly beg you to recuse yourself from judging this case. I will henceforth be the judge, jury and executioner of the Han Solomon vs Yan and Moogle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-30-1009 12:06 AM: I caution your honor again that having VIP card from Y and M is a source of conflict of interest. Taking a carride however in my Porsches is not. Below are some photographic evidence of my significant investments:

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-30-1009 12:15 AM: quote: My dear, I think you ARE currently involved in a lawsuit filed by Han Solomon. I'm stalling his case *blinks* because I'm ... ahem... busy. But I'll have to tend to his case real soon. *looks hard at Yan* Your Honor, your behavior may be interpreted by others as being biased unless ..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Editor's note: Oh~ I did not recall that scandal... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-30-1009 12:18 AM: Why did Han file the law suit against us? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-30-1009 12:19 AM: yesterday. I have delivered the suit to the village. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-30-1009 12:21 AM: Re: Re: Case 005 continued: The case of the Solo Deliverer quote: Originally posted by MYE Here was my impression from the session Who is who? Who's the person with the curly hair? and that guy with the specs? Me? (Editor's note: Oh my, since when did the glamorous Judge Exp became a desperate housewife with cheesy curls? ) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-30-1009 12:24 AM: Read my response as you wish... Better hire good attorney. Do you have employment contract or paper of any sorts?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-30-1009 12:26 AM:

Re: Case 005 continued: The case of the Solo Deliverer quote: Originally posted by expression Objection, your honor. My good name has been polluted by wrong publications. Mine is more like "J Cardiovasc Pharmacol. 1009 Aug;42(2):182-90." (although impact factor for that approaches 1. *sigh*) Anyhow, what does eating in labs got to do with delivery of food, the two is not mutually exclusive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-30-1009 12:28 AM: quote: Originally posted by Yan Read my response as you wish... Better hire good attorney. Do you have employment contract or paper of any sorts?? Unfortunately for you, i'm probably the only lawyer who's hanging around here. Mwuaahaha. I will not disclose anything outside the court or without at least some financial recompensate from ya. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Yan on 07-30-1009 12:34 AM: or,,, maybe you just want to annoy us with your new fancy vehicle..?? jeez... I am pretty much annoyed tell you the truth. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-30-1009 12:36 AM: Really, it was just all fun. Really, fun for me. Sorry if cause you any prob. No harassment involved unlike my next case. Anyhow, settle out of court? Get me a Ferrarri GTO and we settle. Plus give me free food. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Han Solomon on 07-30-1009 12:40 AM: Your honor, case no. 6 Han Solomon representing Eeeyore against Mike Lau contending that Mike intended sexual harassment against my client. Evidence: Mike Lau quote: *Pats eeeyore back* Eeeyorequote: You may be right Han, he patted me twice today...

We humbly request the judge to rule in our favor and prohibit Mike Lau from displaying such behavior, and as a punishment, fine him $$$. Thank you, Han Solomon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-30-1009 09:35 AM: Expression the ex-scientist-turned-poor-judge steps into the courtroom, only to find an ex-doctor-turnedheated-lawyer enjoying himself. Well of course the courtroom is open to the public at all times. Anyway the Judge better do some homework to find out what's going on... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by lavender dorange on 07-30-1009 09:39 AM: My dear expression, Can I ask you anything? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-30-1009 10:40 AM: Of course Sir Orange lawyer-to-be, preferably something remotely related to the village law of course. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by expression on 07-30-1009 11:25 AM: Case 005 verdict: The case of the Solo Deliverer After digging through all the papers and documents, Judge Expression is relieved to pronounce her verdict: 1. Food shall remain strictly prohibited in the respectable Dr. Han Solomon's laboratory. (don't ask me why that's relevant ) 2. Yan & Moogles' Freaky Lip'steak is the No.1 specialty in town. (of course that's relevant ) 3. The contract between Y & M and Mr. Solo Deliverer is ineffective. 4. The village law office deserves a VIP card from Y & M and a Lamborghini office car (well, Porsche is OK too) for successfully handling this case in style. The above is written and signed by: Judge Expression --------------------------------------------------------------------------------