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Husband jumps with joy but types "SweetHeart, how can I live without
U?"
Chess says everything about Life of men & women. The King(man) has to take one step at a time,
while the Queen(woman) can do whatever she feels like... ew Defination Of CA..... A Chartered Accountant is an individual who has maximum Market Value, When he is
fully Depreciated.
MAN: I think that girl is deaf. Friend: How do u know? MAN: I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new.
Still waiting for Entertainment tax to be charged on people who come to bar and do not drink but enjoy watching others getting drunk.
Two Wise Advises for Married People Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are one of them...)
A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has the habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when hes awake
MAN in airplane going to Bombay. While it is landing he is excited and shouts: Bombay.. Bombay
Airhostess: Be silent.
Teacher to Student jis admi ko sunai na de use English me kya kahenge ? Student-Sir jo marzi keh do usko kuch nahi sunai dega. Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hai ??
Student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
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MISS CALL
maza aata!!!
Ek aadmi 14th floor se niche gir gaya, Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
1 .Airhostess- Sir, Kya Lenge? Pandit- Puri Sabzi, Khir aur Laddu.
Airhostess- Sir Aap Kingfisher ke Plane Me Aaye Hai,
Mai Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Sharabi -Rukiye Maharaj Mai Glas Leke Ata hu
Awesome msg sent by a man to his wife: Hi honey I m just having last beer and i will b at home in 30 mins.
If I m not, read this again :)
Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.
Lady to inspector :
he hasn`t come back yet!
This is Cheating
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!.
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy s table and she told him I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt
embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice: "Rs.2000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT S TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
I am an AUDITOR and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
2. First Man: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don't know what she would like.Give me a suggestion. Second Man : Does she like you? First Man: Yes Second Man : Then she would like anything. 3. Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven't told you so far: I am seeing
a psychiatrist.
Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a electrician, accountant, plumber and a mechanic & many others.
. Wife: The doctor has come to see you. Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and won't be able to see anyone. 2. Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night.
Husband:
1.A CA was smoking.... A Lady Said:"Can't U See the Warning! Smoking is Injurious to Health..!! He Replied:"We bother Only about ERRORS. Not WARNINGS.."
2.Man to miser: Why do you always remove the batteries from the clock and keep them
outside?
Miser: I want to extend the battery life and hence I put them in the clock only when I want to see the time. 3. Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient:
. Movies if a CA is the director: -Ek tha Debtor - 3 Companies - Dirty Ledger - Lage raho Salamon bhai -Chak De! DTC -Kabhi Profit Kabhi loss -No one Written off Bad debts
- Taare Act par
2.Oh no! What have you done! Those were antique cup sets. You broke them!! Thanks God. I thought they were new. 3.Waiter: Sir, my tips please. Customer: Here you go, one cent.
Waiter:
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*CA SHAYRII lik 2 drnk tea stnding in d gallry. Wahwah I lik 2 drnk tea stndng in d gallry. Wahwah Anything received from employer is taxble under d head salary
2. **Chinese man files for divorce Judge(an ex-CA) :Whats the reason? Chinese: Me no come,she no come,baby come,how come? Judge: May be "income from other sources"
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What is an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand at a price you can't afford.
2. What is the definition of an introverted accountant? Someone who stares at their shoes when talking to you.
3. What is the definition of an extroverted accountant? Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you. Is that the ALCOHOL not solution to the Problem.
2. Someone Told a CA "Live like there is NO TOMORROW" He Replied "If I do so, the Fundamental Assumption of GOING CONCERN would be Violated.
1. 10 Engineers aur 1 CA Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The..... Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chodna Hoga....!! . CA Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Me Deta Hoon... ...Taaliyan.... . Ye Sun Kar Sb engineer Taaliyan Bajane Lage, Aur sb k sb Neeche Gir Gaye... Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai na...
2. Santa: I read in newspaper tht a widower with 9kids maried a widow with 7kids Banta:dat's nt a mariage, thts an amalgamation in d nature of MERGER