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1. A woman whispers Fuck me now, big boy... In your ear. She is obviously:
a) b) c) d) Short sighted. Attempting to overcome a lack of self-esteem through meaningless sexual gratification. Begging for it. A recording.
3. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after youve both shared:
a) b) c) d) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. Your blood test results. A cab. Five tequila slammers.
6. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman youve just had sex with is:
a) b) c) d) The best part of the experience. The second best part of the experience. A loathsome chore. One hundred extra.
7. Your girlfriend says shes gained two kilos in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) b) c) d) No concern of yours. No barrier to her finding a new boyfriend. No problem she can join your gym. A conservative estimate.
12.Masturbation is:
a) b) c) d) Sex with someone you love. A healthy exploration of your erogenous zones. A team sport. A cheap date.
15.Which of the following lines best fits into your ideal role-playing sexual fantasy:
a) b) c) d) Frankly Scarlett, I dont give a damn... Ive got a nasty swelling down here, Nurse... Youre a lovely, fluffy little sheep... Another consonant please Carol...
16.You take a woman out to dinner and the bill comes to $300. Do you expect:
a) b) c) d)
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22.A woman who consents to having sex with you when she is drunk is:
a) b) c) d) Easier. Probably incapable of rational judgement, unfortunately. Probably incapable of rational judgement, fortunately. A tricky defence in court.
23.Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) b) c) d) I hope we can still be friends. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you. Im not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone... Keep the change.
Before you go out. Before you pass out. As a party trick. Never.
25.You wake to find your partner clutching your penis in one hand and a carving knife in the other. Do
you: a) b) c) d) Talk through her anger. Shout Look behind you! and make a run for it. Ask her to put down the offensive weapon. Ask her to put down the knife.
27.Youve just had the most amazing and satisfying sex of your entire life. What is the first thing you
do? a) b) c) d) Call your mates. Wake up. Write a letter to Playboy Magazine. Call your wife and tell her youll be home late.