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Hyper Harper

This is a Mario story, and imma get help writing this from my bff! ^^ Plz comment
and whatnots!

Chapter 1- Sugar and Warpipes and whatnot!

Harper woke up at 5AM VERY VERY grouchy…as in Get-In-My-Way-Or-Drop-Dead grouchy…

“I know what’ll help my predicament!” Harper shouted joyfully. “Sugar, and lots of
it!”

Harper ran right up to the sugar bowl and began to pour the sweet stuff in her
mouth. “No-that’s-not-enough-I-need-COFEEEEEE!” Harper squealed, gulping down her
mother’s just made coffee. “OMIGAD-Lyk-OOPS-that-was-my-mommmieeeesss!-She-won’t-
catch-me-thoughhh!” Harper yelped, and then added, “I’LL FIND A WARPIE PIPE TO
MARIO WORLLLLLDDD!” She slipped on sandals and ran outside (still in her pajamas,
the silly goose O.o) “GOT MEH OUT IN THE WATER SO DEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!” Harper sang
as she waited for a green warp pipe to pop out of her yard. Well, she was hoping
the warp pipe would. And you know what? The craziest thing happened. The warp pipe
DID pop up…

“HUMPH! ITS ABOUT TIME STUPID WARP PIPE THINGIE MA BOBBER!” Harper scolded,
jumping in.

Chapter Two- Mario World and To-Do-Lists


Harper popped out of a green warp pipe and landed on her buttox. “OOPHES! OMG IM
REALLY IN LYK MARIO-NESS WORLD! WHAT SHOULD I DO FIRST! I’LL MAKE A LIST!”

Harpers OMG LYK TOO DOO LISTTTT!

1. Ride a yoshi.
2.Meet da Mario crew!
3. Eat some Fat Cakes :D
4. Have some more fat cakes.
5. Meet lyk the princess royalties!

“Okies, this means I first must find a yoshi.”

OMG sorry chapter 2 is short! Im working on it okay? SO STOP NAGGING MEH!!! O.o

Chapter Three- Riding a Yoshi Part One-THE RIDE

Harper ran off at her sugar n’ caffeine rushed pace to the Mushroom Kingdom
Market.

Harper: OMG! Lyk is any yoshiz lyk here?

Yoshi1: Yes, oh crazy one.


Yoshi2: Yup!
Yoshi3: LYK OMG YES I AM! IM A YOSHI! WANT A RIDEEE!

Harper: Okay Yoshi3! Hey do you have a name?

Me: I didn’t think of him one D: I didn’t think it was important, OKAY?!

Yoshi3: It’s okay I guess….

Harper: Okies! LET US RIDE OFF TO THE MARIO DOODS HOUSES!!!!

Yoshi3: OMG lyk OKAI!!!!!


~Yoshi3 and Harper gallop off to the Mario peoples house~

Harper: Hmm… I think I shall devise a plan of mass destruction!

Yoshi3: You mean a prank?

Harper: YEP! I LOVE PRANKS! AND IF YOU DON’T I’LL KILL YOU!

Yoshi3: Hold your gun, my good friend! I adore pranks!

~Harper whispers her plan to Yo. Yep. I finally named the Yoshi. His name is Yo.~

Chapter 3- Riding a Yoshi Part Two-THE PRANK

Harper: *knocks on Mario and luigi’s doors* Excuse me???????????????

*Mario answers*

Mario: Yes what is---- OMG IS THAT A GUN?!

Harper: YES AND IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU, YOULL GIVE ME ALL YER FAT CAKES!

Mario: LUIGIIII SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!

*harper whispering to Yo: What the crap. Isn’t he the hero O.o?*

*Yo whispering back to Harper: I thought so too O.o he is SO not my idol anymore!*

Luigi: *in plaid pants and polka dot shirt* Yea Mario? Is it the mailman again? I
keep telling you, HES NOT POCESSED!

Harper: *holding up gun menacingly* I’m not a processed mail man. I’m a hyper
girl who has a gun. And your dressed lyk a CLOWN!

Luigi: *stuttering* D-d-d-d-d-d-rop the g-g-g--g-g-gun!

Harper: NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME YOUR FREAKING FAT CAKES!!!!

Luigi: *relieved* Okay.. *nods and runs off for kitchen*

Mario: Phew!

Harper: O.o Daaaang, yer like a baby!


Mario: I DON’T LIKE GUNS OK!

Harper: *aims it at head* YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE RANDOM.

Mario: Cocoonuts.

Harper: Pie.

Mario: cookies.

Harper: Fatcakes

Luigi: Right here!

Harper: YAYAYAYYAYAYA FATCAKESSSSS!!!!!

Mario: *drooling over fatcakes*

Harper: O.o Bweheheh! *gives one to Luigi*

Mario: WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT FOR! I WANT ONEEEEEE

Harper: I avoided you ‘cause I’m mean like that.

Mario: D: Your more eviler than Bowser!

Harper: You mean Bowzah?

Mario: Bowser.

Harper: ITS BOWZAH IF I SAY ITS BOWZAH OKAY!!!!

Mario&Luigi: Yes ma’am!

Harper: DON’T YOU BACK SASS ME! *jumps in Mario’s house and starts punching a
lamp*

Mario&Luigi: Huhhhhh o.O

Harper: *points gun at Mario* You shall tie up this prisoner! *points to lamp*

Mario: Uhhhh, okay?

Harper: *hands Mario the lamp and points gun at Luigi* DRAW ME A PICTURE OF A
BUNNY!!!
Luigi: Yes ma’am!!!!! *gets out pencil and paper*

Mario: There, he’s tied up.

Harper: :O! YOU TIED UP MY BEST FRIEND LAMPY!!! D:

Mario: But But but but but but but but------

Harper: You only have one butt, silly!

Mario: O.o BUT YOU SAID ‘LAMPY’ WAS A PRISONERRRR!

Harper: I CHANGEDED MY MINDEH! HES LAMPY AND HES MY FRIEND.

Luigi: Ma’am--

Harper: CALL ME HYPER, CAUSE I AM!

Luigi: O.o. Okay Hyper, heres the bunny picture you asked for…

Harper: *rofling* WHAT THE FREAK IS THAT!!?!?!? IS IT ROADKILL?!?!?


ROFLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Luigi: *embarrassed*

Mario: *looks at bunny picture* OMG! *rofling too*

Luigi: I HATE WHOEVERS WRITING THIS

Author AKA Me: Luigi trips and falls on his face painfully.

Luigi: *has tripped* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Author: NOBODYS ALLOWED TO HATE ME!!!

Harper: Never anger the Oh Great One.

Luigi: *whimpering*

Author: DID YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON LUIGI?!

Luigi: Y-yes o great one!


Author: Okay. Luigi’s pain goes away.

Luigi: :D I feel better now! Can you write me some ice-cream?

Author: I can, but I won’t. Harper gets a delicious fudge ice-cream.

Harper: *fudge ice-cream appears in hand* Gee, thanks O Great One!

Luigi: UNFAIRNESS D:

Author: o.O I don’t care. Now leave me alone so I can write this story.

Everyone but Luigi: As you wish O Great One!

Luigi: *still wanting ice cream*

Harper: If you steal it, the author will make it poison you if you eat it.

Luigi: *crying*

Everyone but Luigi: O.o Wimp.

Harper: *looks on list* Next on my list is Meet the Mario Crew.

Harper: Nice to meetcha MR BABY LUIGI DOOD!

Luigi: Hai. People call me that all the time. It doesn’t make me cry anymore.

Harper: O.o Mkay then. HELLO RED TOMATO DOOD!

Mario: IM NOT THAT FAT!

Harper: *sadly* I’m afraid you are. *hands Mario a scale*

Mario: *stands on it and nearly faints at sight of the weight*

Harper: *nodnod* yep its that bad.

Harper: You know they make video games off of you right?

Mario: NO! I DIDN’T KNOW THAT! SO IM POPULAR OUTSIDE OF MUSHROOM LAND :D!?!?!

Harper: Yep. But with how you really act I wish you weren’t.
Luigi: *hopefully* do you know our parents names then?

Harper: Well, that I’m not sure of, but I believe they are Mrs. And Mr. Nintendo.

Mario: so I’m Mario Nintendo?

Harper: I guesses o.O

Luigi: That’s a stupid name.

Harper: *slaps Luigi*

Luigi: what was that for?

Harper: I was bored, and the author wasn’t causing you any pain.

Author: All of a sudden a colony of killer bees started to chase Luigi.

Harper: Thanks, Author! Say, what’s yer name?

Author: Guineapigcutie O.o

Mario: LOL! Funneh name!


Author: Suddenly the killer bees stopped chasing Luigi and began to chase Mario.

Harper: Wowsers Guinea, YOU ROCK MY SOX!

Guinea: Thankz ya, thankz ya very much!

Guinea: Now me must type more!

Harper: Okay Guinea o.O

*Harpers phone rings*

Harper: Oh, it’s a text from my buddy Ami.

The text msg:

OMG Harpy! Michael Jackson died! ITS SO SAD! Im crying rite nau! Anyways, by
by!

- ami
Harper: AHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRUEL
WORLD! WHY WHY WHYWHY?!?!?!

Mario: What?

Harper: *shoves cellphone in his face* READ IT AND WEEP!

Mario: *loud sob* NOOOOO! NOT HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHY NOT BILLY


RAY CYRUS?!?

Harper: That’s sort of rude, but whateva. He does suck eggs. Except for his
awesome acting.

Luigi: Who’s Michael Jackson? * 2 angry glares shift towards him *

Luigi: What?

Harper: YOU! NOT KNOW! MICHEAL JACKSON! IMPOSIBLE!!!! *panic circles*

Mario: DUDE! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THE BEST SINGER IN ALL OF TIME IS?!?

Harper: Must…Not…Shoot!

Luigi: Is it that bad?

Mario: YES! YOU DON’T KNOW WHO MICHAEL JACKSON IS!

Harper *accesses internet on phone and plays Will You Be There by Michael Jackson*
Does it even sound familiar?!?!

Luigi: Nope…

Mario: IM BARELY MANAGING NOT TO STRANGLE YOU LUIGI!!!!

Harper: Yo Luigi, u so year one you don’t know who Michael Jackson is!
Luigi: What’s year one?

Harper: GAHHH! Author please knock some sense into him!

Author: Okay. All of a sudden a giant bull knocks Luigi into a wall.

*what author said happens*

Harper: I wanna beat up somebody o.O Really really badly! The voices are telling
me to. They usually have good ideas, so I go along with it.

Luigi: *shivers and whimpers*

Mario: OMG! So im not the only one who hears them? What’s yours name? Mine is
BillyBob.

Harper: OMG Lyk no wayz! Mine is Cheesy!

Mario: Hmm…. Speaking of cheesy, I’m hungry.

Harper: Oooh! I’ll share my fatcakes!

Mario: I’m on a diet.

Harper: O.o since when?

Mario: Oh. Since never. Okay o.O *eats a fatcake*

Harper: u know, they make Low-Fat Fat cakes.

Mario: Do they taste the same as the originals?

Harper: I wish. They taste like cardboard.

Luigi: All health foods do.

Harper: SILENCE GREEN ONE!

Luigi: I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME THAT!


Harper: Really, Green One?

Luigi: Stop it!

Harper: Freaking make me, Green One.

Luigi: LEAVE!

Harper: :D! Thanks 4 reminding me! Now I must visit the princesses! Daisy’s my
idol, you know. Besides The Veronicas, that is. Or even Mary Tudor.

Luigi: Who are The Veronicas! And Daisy’s like amazing…

Harper: You look like a lovesick fish with its mouth hanging open O.o

Luigi: D:

Mario: Burnnnnnn

Luigi: Where?

Mario: You’ve GOTTA be kidding me…..

Harper: WELL can someone direct me to the palace?

Mario: it’s thatta-way!

Harper: I suggest you don’t add A’s onto random words. People make fun of you for
it. Personally I think its funny O.o I’ll do that from now on. If I even remember,
that is. Well, off to the palace!

Chapter 4- The Palace

~Harper is running to the palace gates~


Guard: WE CANT LET YOU IN! THE PRINCESS PEACH IS HAVING A DISASTER! SHE CANT DO A
THING WITH HER HAIR!

Harper: Prep alert! Prep alert! O.o Maybe I can help?

Guard: Okay, try. *lets Harper past*

~steps into Peach’s room~

Peach: *trying to comb through scattered curls, but the comb breaks. Her tears
come out in waterfalls*

Harper: UGH! Now my shoes are wet! STOP CRYING!

Peach: *stops crying and looks over at Harper* What are you doing here?

Harper: I’m here to help you with your hair problem. Author, may I have a favor?
It’s for Peach’s hair to be drop dead gorgeous.

Guinea: I kind of hate Peach, but if it’s for you, fine. All of a sudden Peach’s
messy hair turned into glossy, gorgeous yellow curls.

Harper: How’s that, Peachy Pie?

Peach: Thanks :D!!!!!! BUT YOU HATE ME? WHY!? *peach begans to cry again*

Harper: *spitting out water and coughing* AUTHOR CAN YOU GIVE HER THE INABILITY TO
CRY?!

Guinea: WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT? Peach cannot cry anymore.

Peach: Why aren’t I crying? I need to cry. I need to!!!!!

Harper: And why is that?

Peach: I don’t remember. Would you like a drink?

Harper: Coffee with 8 tablespoons of sugar.


Peach: Hmm. Sounds yummalicious! I’ll have one too! SERVANTS! GET ME 2 COFFEES,
BOTH WITH 8 TABLESPOONS OF SUGAR! NOT A GRAIN LESS!

Harper: *adds onto peach’s sentence* I DON’T MIND A GRAIN MORE HOWEVER!

Peach: Want some music?

Harper: K92, please!

Peach: Luv that station!

Harper: *dancing along with music* I’ve changed my mind, you’re my favorite
princess, not Daisy or Mary Tudor.

Peach: Who is this Mary Tudor?

Harper: Princess of England O.o. She’s dead now, though.

Peach: Oh. Hey, our drinks are here!

Harper: *inhales the


drink*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HEY IM HYPER :D!

Peach: *takes first sip daintily* MMMM This is delish! *inhales rest of drink*
OMIGAD! HERE COMES SUGAR RUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Harper: HEY PEACHY-PIE?

Peach: YEAH HARPY?

Harper: THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME TO INVITE DAISY.

Peach: OMIGAD! TELL THE VOICES GOOD IDEA! *calls up daisy*

On the phone. Daisy is D and peach is P

D: Hey whats up?


P: TOTAL SUGAR-RUSH PARTY! DRINK SOME SUGARED COFFEE!!

D: OMG! I’ll tottaly come over! Who else is coming?

P: MY NEW FRIEND HARPY-HARPER :D

Harper: OMIGAD! YAYYY!

P: Hurry up Daisy!

D : Okay!

*daisy arrives*

Daisy: *twitch twitch* LETS DO THE CARAMELRELESDAN!

Harper: The best dance since the break dance!

Everyone: *doing the Caramelrelesdan*

Harper: :D! You guys rawk! I don’t wanna go to another story, but I have too soon.
I keep visiting random stories, games, and anime. BUT I REFUSE TO VISIT TWILIGHT
O.o If I get hyper there I’ll be killed by Meyer-Pires.

Others: ooh…

Daisy: SO, Harper, I wanna know about you. What’s your fave food?

Harper: Anything sugary and/or chocolate covered.

Peach: Whats ur fave color?

Harper: Hmm. I’d have to say sparkly silver.

Daisy: Fave song?

Harper: Superstar by Toy Box O.o

Peach: OoooOoooOo. Okay, best friends?


Harper: Ami, my sister, you, Daisy, and the voices in my head.

Daisy: Hmm, hot guys?

Harper: Guys aren’t hot. They’re good for NOTHING!

Daisy: They’re good for some things, right?

Harper: Well, they’re good for making girls look smarter than they already are.

Peach: So sossosoososososo truuuueee!

Harper: We must keep shoveling down sugar or the sugar’s energy will crash and
we’ll get sickkkkk!

Peach: *snaps fingers and everything you can think off that’s chocolaty and
delicious comes in on a tray and is sat on a floor*

Daisy: OMIGAD! LETS EAT!!!

Harper: *already shoveling down sweets* It’s good to be friends with royalty!!!!!

Daisy: So harpy, any idea where the Oh Mighty One shall send ya?

Harper: *wrinkles nose* Either The Suite Life of Zach and Cody or Zodiac P.I., and
I’m hoping it’s the suite life! it’s my fave show! I’ll ask Guinea if some of ya
can come with me to one of the shows.

Peach&Daisy: THAT WOULD ROCK OUR SOCKS!

Harper: OH NO! Guinea says I must leave soon! L I don’t wanna!

Everyone: L L L L L L L
Harper: Oh… Goodbye. I’m sorry! I’ll text ya! *hands the rest sheets of paper
saying her numba*

Everyone: By! Miss ya!

Duh End! FOR NOW ANYWAY. I’ll be back, cackle cackle!!!!! *cough cough faint
choke die* O.o not really. I didn’t diee! This is the first one in the Hyper
Harper series.

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