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Features
14 GAME DAY A-Z
The Breakdown of Every
Epic Saturday This Season
16 40 WAYS TO BE THE
BEST FAN EVER!
Game Day Do's and Don'ts,
Tailgating Essentials and
the Texas State Strutters
Hot Section
06 HOT LIST
08 HOT OR NOT
27 HOT BAND
The Scene
20 DRINK SPECIALS
Every Bar.
Every Special.
Every Night.
22 PARTY PICS
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34 HOUSING GUIDE
Find Your
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24 CAMPUS VOICES
26 MUSIC CALENDAR
28 BUZZ
30 HOW TO
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SAM THE MINUTE MAN
Because THATS what the
ladies want, UMass Amherst
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BIG RED
Western Kentucky thinks
bigger is better
3
LIL RED
But Nebraska knows size
doesnt matter
4
THE FIGHTING OKRA
Sounds, umm, delicious, Delta
State?
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ARTIE THE FIGHTING
ARTICHOKE Alright,
Scottsdale CC, props for, uhh,
edibility
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THE TREE
Stanford, youre smart, but
what is thisLOTR?
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SCROTIE
Its a scrotum. A SCROTUM.
RISD, were gonna bust your
balls a little bit
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KEGGY THE KEG
Cheers for beers! Dartmouths
doin it right
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SAMMY THE BANANA
SLUG Nothing tougher than an
invertebrate, eh, UC Santa
Cruz?
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THE BLUE BLOB
K, Xavier, YOURE NOT EVEN
TRYING
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An unexpected
team getting an
upset win
Being the beer
pong champ at
your tailgate
Hoisting the
crystal football
in a confetti
shower
Awful seasons
leaving a taste
in your mouth
thats sour
Drinking too
much pre-game
and waking up
with a cell mate
Your team not
even qualifying
for the Kraft
Fight Hunger
Bowl
Your teams
great record
because
players know
their role
A game-winning
drive leaving the
other team in
dismay
A walk-on kicker
that cant hit a eld
goal from 20 yards
away
Being overly upset,
crying, when your
team doesnt win
Your team being chosen
to win by Lee Corso
Being way overweight and
baring your torso
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Would you rather date Miley
Cyrus or Taylor Swift?
Neither, but Miley Cyrus if I had
to choose between the two. At
least she likes to have fun and
doesnt whine about everything
like T-Swift.
When we say Beyonc,
you say
cant twerk like my new
girlfriend, Miley Cyrus.
If you were a rapper, what
would your name be?
D-hydrate
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Whats your idea
of the perfect
rst date?
Open bar at
Top Golf
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Fill in the blanks: In
10 years, youll be
protesting whaling
off the coast of
Japan and just
kidding, Ill be rich.
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Whats a total
dealbreaker for you?
A girl who consistently
smokes cigarettes
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A AUDIBLE
Ya know, like when youre planning on buying
Miller Lite but make a last-second decision at
the gas station, change it up, and opt for Bud
instead...Oh, plus that thing the QB calls.
B BIG-SCREEN TVS
If its an away game, your ass better be parked
in front of a plasma screen, aight?
C CELEBRATION
After every awesome play, you better cheer
like a damn champion. Unless youre a player,
then chill out; we dont want that penalty.
D DEFENSE
Were told it wins games, but really its just
our favorite two-syllable word to yell. (CLAP,
CLAP)
E ESPN COLLEGE
GAME DAY
Theres no better omen than Lee Corso
decapitating your mascot and wearing its
head.
F FANTASY
If your college team ends up sucking, maybe
your virtual one wont?
G GLOAT
If your school gets a W, its a known fact
youre allowed to brag obnoxiously for a
week, so please, proceed.
H HEISMAN
If you need us, well be striking this pose
behind the porta-potties.
I INSTAGRAM
#Football #Tailgating #BallSweat #Hashtag
Youre not a fan unless you put it on the
gram.which is what the cool kids are calling
it, by the way.
J JERSEYS
The ultimate tailgate attire, youre, uhh, sure
to get mistaken for a member of the team in
one of these babies.
K KEG
The belligerent fan equivalent of a
touchdown, nothing says tailgating like a
successful kick-ass keg stand.
L LOSING
The only thing its acceptable to lose on game
day is your dignity. Your team, on the other
hand, better win.
M MASCOT
If you think YOURE
sweating, imagine how
hot homeboy in the suit is
feelin.
N NFL
As in the place where your
favorite players are going
to go after college and
inevitably disappoint you.
O OLD
PEOPLEAND
LITTLE KIDS
Football games are full of
em, so be on your best behav-
ioror at least dont spout pro-
fanities eveiy five seconus anu
stampede over them en route to
the stadium, savvy?
GAME DAY
A-Z
THE BREAKDOWN OF EVERY
EPIC SATURDAY THIS SEASON
Back by (un)popular demand, we bring youfor
the second year in a rowyour college football
game day breakdown in an A-Z format that, trust
us, would be totally Sesame Street-approved. But
that said, dont worry about repeats; weve totally
changed it up since last yearwhich really made the
letter Q a pain in the ass, by the way.
WORDS: SB STAFF
P PICK-UP GAMES
Nothing boosts your self-esteem like snagging
over 6-year-olds in the parking lot while you
tailgate, trust.
Q QUITTING
Whethei you'ie on the fielu oi in the stanus,
playing or cheering, unless youre yanked out
of the game or arrested, this isnt an option.
R REFS
Because if they werent here, this would be
rugby.
S SNACKS
Whether its grilled grub under tailgate tents
or $47 corndogs inside the stadium, as a fan,
ya gotta stay fueled, ya hear?
T TEBOWING
Get outta here, virgin (said every NFL coach
this year, were pretty sure). But that doesnt
make posing in a praying stance any less fun!
U UMBRELLA
Shade is a survival essential for football
season Saturdays, whether you opt for an
umbrella or post up under a tent. (But repeat
after us: parasols are for pussies.)
V VOICE
As in the thing you better lose after screaming
your esophagus off. (PS: Were bad at biology.)
W WARM UP
AKA pre-gaming. While the team
stretches out, you should be drinking up.
X X-RAYS
Oh, you know, that thing you hope your play-
ers dont have to get.
Y YELLING
There are very few situations in which chant-
ing in unison with thousands of other people
doesnt qualify as a cultbut a football game
is one of them.
Z ZILCH
This is basically just
an old-person word
for zero, which is what
you want the oppos-
ing teams score to be,
mmkay?
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BY THE NUMBERS!
10 Fun Facts for the 2013 Season Via ESPN.com
6
The number
of national
championships
Alabamas Bear
Bryant has won
more than any other
coach in the poll era
(he also, unofcially,
has the coolest name)
11
The number of
games in a row
that Navy has beat
Army (who last won
the series in 2001)
and the longest streak
for either team in the
history of the rivalry
12
The amount
of consecutive
wins Ohio State had
last season when they
were a perfect 12-0
21
The number of
touchdowns
that Johnny Football
rushed for last
season, the second
most in the FBS
25
How many
years its
been since the epic
Barry Sanders won
his Heisman in 1988
(after rushing for a
record 2,628 yards)
31
The number of
FBS coaches
whove entered new
schools this season
42
The amount
of running
backs that have won
the Heisman, the
most of any position
45
The
number of
touchdowns the
Oregon Ducks scored
in two minutes or less
last season
73
The age of
the oldest
active FBS coach,
Kansas State head
coach, Bill Snyder
100
This
years
Rose Bowl will be the
100th
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PHOTO: BOGESKOV
PHOTO:ROBROB2001
PHOTO: MATAPARDA
A AUDIBLE
Ya know, like when youre planning on buying
Miller Lite but make a last-second decision at
the gas station, change it up, and opt for Bud
instead...Oh, plus that thing the QB calls.
B BIG-SCREEN TVS
If its an away game, your ass better be parked
in front of a plasma screen, aight?
C CELEBRATION
After every awesome play, you better cheer
like a damn champion. Unless youre a player,
then chill out; we dont want that penalty.
D DEFENSE
Were told it wins games, but really its just
our favorite two-syllable word to yell. (CLAP,
CLAP)
E ESPN COLLEGE
GAME DAY
Theres no better omen than Lee Corso
decapitating your mascot and wearing its
head.
F FANTASY
If your college team ends up sucking, maybe
your virtual one wont?
G GLOAT
If your school gets a W, its a known fact
youre allowed to brag obnoxiously for a
week, so please, proceed.
H HEISMAN
If you need us, well be striking this pose
behind the porta-potties.
I INSTAGRAM
#Football #Tailgating #BallSweat #Hashtag
Youre not a fan unless you put it on the
gram.which is what the cool kids are calling
it, by the way.
J JERSEYS
The ultimate tailgate attire, youre, uhh, sure
to get mistaken for a member of the team in
one of these babies.
K KEG
The belligerent fan equivalent of a
touchdown, nothing says tailgating like a
successful kick-ass keg stand.
L LOSING
The only thing its acceptable to lose on game
day is your dignity. Your team, on the other
hand, better win.
M MASCOT
If you think YOURE
sweating, imagine how
hot homeboy in the suit is
feelin.
N NFL
As in the place where your
favorite players are going
to go after college and
inevitably disappoint you.
O OLD
PEOPLEAND
LITTLE KIDS
Football games are full of
em, so be on your best behav-
ioror at least dont spout pro-
fanities eveiy five seconus anu
stampede over them en route to
the stadium, savvy?
GAME DAY
A-Z
THE BREAKDOWN OF EVERY
EPIC SATURDAY THIS SEASON
Back by (un)popular demand, we bring youfor
the second year in a rowyour college football
game day breakdown in an A-Z format that, trust
us, would be totally Sesame Street-approved. But
that said, dont worry about repeats; weve totally
changed it up since last yearwhich really made the
letter Q a pain in the ass, by the way.
WORDS: SB STAFF
P PICK-UP GAMES
Nothing boosts your self-esteem like snagging
over 6-year-olds in the parking lot while you
tailgate, trust.
Q QUITTING
Whethei you'ie on the fielu oi in the stanus,
playing or cheering, unless youre yanked out
of the game or arrested, this isnt an option.
R REFS
Because if they werent here, this would be
rugby.
S SNACKS
Whether its grilled grub under tailgate tents
or $47 corndogs inside the stadium, as a fan,
ya gotta stay fueled, ya hear?
T TEBOWING
Get outta here, virgin (said every NFL coach
this year, were pretty sure). But that doesnt
make posing in a praying stance any less fun!
U UMBRELLA
Shade is a survival essential for football
season Saturdays, whether you opt for an
umbrella or post up under a tent. (But repeat
after us: parasols are for pussies.)
V VOICE
As in the thing you better lose after screaming
your esophagus off. (PS: Were bad at biology.)
W WARM UP
AKA pre-gaming. While the team
stretches out, you should be drinking up.
X X-RAYS
Oh, you know, that thing you hope your play-
ers dont have to get.
Y YELLING
There are very few situations in which chant-
ing in unison with thousands of other people
doesnt qualify as a cultbut a football game
is one of them.
Z ZILCH
This is basically just
an old-person word
for zero, which is what
you want the oppos-
ing teams score to be,
mmkay?
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BY THE NUMBERS!
10 Fun Facts for the 2013 Season Via ESPN.com
6
The number
of national
championships
Alabamas Bear
Bryant has won
more than any other
coach in the poll era
(he also, unofcially,
has the coolest name)
11
The number of
games in a row
that Navy has beat
Army (who last won
the series in 2001)
and the longest streak
for either team in the
history of the rivalry
12
The amount
of consecutive
wins Ohio State had
last season when they
were a perfect 12-0
21
The number of
touchdowns
that Johnny Football
rushed for last
season, the second
most in the FBS
25
How many
years its
been since the epic
Barry Sanders won
his Heisman in 1988
(after rushing for a
record 2,628 yards)
31
The number of
FBS coaches
whove entered new
schools this season
42
The amount
of running
backs that have won
the Heisman, the
most of any position
45
The
number of
touchdowns the
Oregon Ducks scored
in two minutes or less
last season
73
The age of
the oldest
active FBS coach,
Kansas State head
coach, Bill Snyder
100
This
years
Rose Bowl will be the
100th
PHOTO: JEKRUGER
P
H
O
T
O
:

O
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T
.
O
F
.
F
O
C
U
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PHOTO: BOGESKOV
PHOTO:ROBROB2001
PHOTO: MATAPARDA
40 WAYS TO BE THE BEST FAN EVER!
BRING YOUR A GAME THIS SEASON
AND DOMINATE GAME DAY
WORDS: SAM SUMPTER PHOTOS: PRESS
DONT Be An IdiotDO Follow These Guidelines
DO: GET LOUD
Unless you have strep throat or
your tongue down the throat of the
equally enthusiastic fan next to you,
have some respect and scream your
tonsils off like a champ.
DONT: TEXT DURING THE
GAME
This is on par with texting during
a movie, except theres no pimply
15-year-old AMC employee there
to kick you outjust a bunch of old
announcers to call you outon TV.
DO: TALK SOME SHIT
Trust uswere all about the booing.
And really, the refs would probably
be disappointed if they didnt get a
token BULLLLLL SHITTTTT chant
16 times a game. (ITS CALLED
MAKE BETTER CALLS. SORRY
WERE NOT SORRY.)
DONT: THROW ANY SHIT
Ever heard of Malice at the Palace?
No? YouTube it. Throwing paper
cups at opposing players is hilarious
until they go all Ron Artest (sorry
Meta World Peaceoh, irony) on
your ass. And football players
actually know how to hit, soooo.
DO: KNOW THE RULES OF THE
GAME
If you dont know what a rst down
is, GTFO COMMIE.
DONT: BE OBLIVIOUS
If you try to start an off-ense!
(clap, clap) chant when your team
is on defense, youre gonna get
deckedor at least glared at passive
aggressively. (#awkward)
DO: DRINK (RESPONSIBLY)
BEFORE THE GAME
Catch a buzz; dont get hammered.
Passing out in the bleachers is such
a newb move, especially when
strangers start force-feeding you
granola bars and $6 Dasani.
DONT: THINK YOU CAN
DRINK AT THE GAME
In case you werent aware, they
dont sell beer inside the stadium.
Tragic, yes, but we hear the AA in
NCAA is for alcoholics anonymous,
so sobriety reigns supreme at the
concession stand.
DO: CARB UP AND STAND UP
Youre GONNA need your energy,
because youre GONNA be standing
for circa four hours. Get your ass to
Olive Garden for some never-ending
pasta bowl or go sit in the upper
decks with the senior citizens.
DONT: WATCH THE GAME AT
A BAR
Sure theres air conditioningand
chairsdrinksand probably food
and big-screen TVs.wait, what?
NO. GO TO THE GAME. (PS: Well
be at the bar.)
Football season is here, yall! (As if you didnt know.) And sure youre not technically playing,
but being a spectator also requires some skill, so consider this your playbook for kicking ass in
the standsno athletic prowess required.
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GAME DAY DOS AND DONTS
PHOTO: MARSHALL ASTOR
PHOTO: BRANDON GIESBRECHT
PHOTO: MR. SPEED ON THE...
EVER!
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FOOLPROOF WAYS TO GET ON THE JUMBOTRON
DATE THE QUARTERBACK
If hes got Heisman potential, your
chances of fame quadruple, but
either way, if youre boning the guy
with the ball and youre standing next
to his momBOOM! Big screen, baby.
RUSH THE FIELD
Sure, you might also get arrested,
but hey! A mug shot is really just a
gloried paparazzi pic, ya know?
BRIBE THE CAMERAMEN
To ensure your moment(s) in the
spotlight, simply slip a twenty to the
lad or lady behind the lens and tell
them the section where they (and
their new friend Andrew Jackson)
can nd you and make you famous.
MAKE A FUNNY SIGN
A D and a fence? You MAVERICK.
Sorry, youre going to need more
originality (and not just glitter glue)
for your poster board to get picked
out, so try and think outside the box,
and Martha Steward the shit out of
that sign.
DANCE LIKE NO ONES
WATCHING
Any wuss can wobble and any
weenie can do the YMCA. Shake
your moneymaker a little more and
youll be way more likely to attract
attention. (Helpful hint: Cute little
kids dancing are more popular than
youll ever be, so borrow a skilled
six-year-old from a tailgate if you
gotta. Were sure their parents will
understand.)
DRESS TO IMPRESS
Wigs are welcome, capes are
encouraged, and if you have enough
friends and body paint to spell out
the team name (and enough skill/
sobriety to do it without appearing
dyslexic), youll be good to go.
CRY
The bawling band girl from OU got
her 15 minutes of fame, and you can
too! Not that emotionally invested in
the game? Just think of something
really sad (dead puppies?) and let the
tears ow. Trust us: Cameramen have
a sixth sense for sadness.
BE HOT
Both Pamela Anderson and Kate
Upton got their start via horny
cameramen and approving crowds
at sports games. That said, break
out the blonde hair and big boobs
and youll be landing your spot on
the jumbotronand spread in Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit Editionin no
time!
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HOME GAME SURVIVAL STRATEGIES
GET UP EARLY
You stayed up late last night?
Suck it up. Its game day, and you
shouldve been asleep with visions
of sugarplums (or touchdowns
whatever) dancing in your head by 9
p.m.not watching Nick at Nite and
getting stoned. Get some coffee and
get your ass in gear. Its GAME TIME,
BABY.
EAT A BREAKFAST OF
CHAMPIONS
You may not be an athlete, but that
doesnt mean you shouldnt eat like
one. Standing in the stands under the
sun requires stamina, and you, you
fantastic fan, deserve to see your face
on a Wheaties box
But that shits not gonna happen,
so just eat some Wheaties instead,
mmkay?
PAINT YOUR BODY
Whether youve got six-pack abs or
more of a keg, nothing says school
spirit like coating your torso in your
teams colors. Just be sure to use
paint thats meant for skin and not,
uhh, walls.
SLATHER ON THE SUNSCREEN
Unless that body paint has SPF, youd
be advised to use protection. Unless
your team color is red, skin tone la
lobster isnt a good look.
ROLL DEEP
Some things are best done solo
like knittingor masturbation. But
football games? Not so much.
Between the heat and the booze,
tailgate survival rate is pretty low, so
bank on bringing along roughly twice
as many people as youll actually
need. Victory loves company, ya dig?
DRINK WATER
Thanks, Mom! Yeah, we know, but
after every alcoholic libation, make
sure you think about hydration.
Youre sweating roughly a gallon
a minute (ITS SCIENCE), and
dehydration is bottomline the most
embarrassing reason to go to the
ER. Plus, ambulances are not so
affordable, and if your friend has to
skip the game to take you home or
to the hospital, theyre pretty much
gonna hate you.
PERFECT THE POWER NAP
You think you can rally? Thats cute.
Polish your snoozing skills so that
after tailgating by day, youll be
ready to celebrate that win (or drown
your sorrows) by night. And if that
30-minute power nap turns into
a seven-hour siesta, wellSunday
Funday, anyone?
How To Give It Your All, Yall
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Stand Out In The Stands and Get on the Big Screen
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40 WAYS TO BE THE BEST FAN EVER
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What You Need to Dominate the Tailgating Scene
(PS: Dont forget beer. Lots and lots of beer.)
ESSENTIALS FOR PRE-GAMING LIKE A PRO
01 | Etn BoostSolar Solar-Powered Back-Up
Battery for Phone/Tablet, $100, and 02 | Rukus
XL Solar-Powered, Wireless Sound System,
$200, etoncorp.com
03 | Cooler Scooter (250 Watt), $400,
coolerscooterdirect.com
04 | GoPong Portable Beer Pong Table, $55,
wayfair.com
05 | Texas Flag Needlepoint Flask, $65,
smathersandbranson.com
06 | Nerf Classic Football, $15, kmart.com
07 | GoBar Portable High Top Bar, $95,
kegworks.com
08 | George Foreman 5-Serving Classic Plate
Grill, $50, georgeforemancooking.com
09 | Crossbow Water Balloon Launcher, $20,
sharperimage.com
Because the sun should do
something besides make you
sweaty...like charge your phone and
blast your music, naturally
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Why carry your cooler when you can
ride it? You can't put a price on lookin'
like a badass while you pass out beers
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If you're tailgating without
drinking games, you're doing it
responsibly wrong
A needlepoint flask,
just like Grandma
used to make (No?
Your grandma sucks)
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Perfect for a little
pick-up and proving you
haven't totally traded
your athleticism for
alcoholism
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The ultimate way to take
your tailgate to the next level
(bartender not included)
It's super portable, serves five,
AND doubles as a panini press
(A PANINI PRESS!)...Football
just got fancy, y'all
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We're not saying you should launch
water balloons at the opposing
team's fans...ah, hell, yeah we are
(#MATURITY)
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SPIRIT SPOTLIGHT:
THE STRUTTERS
COMPILED BY: JONATHAN HOFFMAN PHOTOS: PAULINA MENDOZA
Being a Strutter Means: Friendship.
Were all really good friends. I love being
Strutter because I get to do what I love
with my best friends.
Football Season in One Word: Favorite.
Football season is my favorite season!
Craziest Football Memory: I got tackled
by a football player. It hurt, it wasnt
cute...but it was interesting!
Youd Be Missing Out If: You didnt come
out and watchThe Strutters perform at
least once during football season.
Jessica Barrera, 21
Hometown: Austin
Major: Anthropology
Being a Strutter Means: Unity. We all
have this really strong sisterly bond. Its
fun!
Football Season in One Word: Unique.
Theres nothing like Texas State football.
Craziest Football Memory: I fainted on
the eld. It was so embarrassing.
Youd Be Missing Out If: You didnt do
anything at Texas State. Being a Strutter
is one of the best things you can do.
Taylor Eddington, 21
Hometown: San Antonio
Major: Dance
Being a Strutter Means: Being a Strutter...
theres nothing else out there that can
compare. Its special to be part of a big,
great team.
Football Season in One Word: GIANT.
Craziest Football Memory: I saw a girl
get stung by a bee? haha.
Youd Be Missing Out If: You didnt hear
the secret Strutter yell.
Want to be a Strutter? Tryouts are held
in April and May, so come out andwait
for itstrut your stuff!
Haley Thompson, 20
Hometown: Fort Worth
Major: Exercise and Sports Science
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EVERY BAR.
EVERY SPECIAL.
EVERY NIGHT.
VENUE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY
Bar 141 (141 E. Hopkins //(512) 558-7398) CLOSED CLOSED $2 Wells, $3 Calls, $4 Bombs
Barsh (141 E. Hopkins //(512)558-7399) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)
Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill (1437N IH35// 396-2337) $4 Big Daddy Dmestics, $3.50 Captain Morgan $3.50 Big Daddy Shiner, $3.50 Jim and Jim Black, $2.50 Wells $5 Big Daddy Dos XX, $3.50 Smirnoff Vodkas (any avor)
Chimys (217 E. Hopkins // 512-216-6175)
Happy hour 4-close. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50
house margs, .99c crispy bf tacos
4-7. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c
crispy bf taco
3-7 $1 wells. $1.75 dom longnecks, $3.50 house margs, .99c
crispy beef tacos
The Den (700 N LBJ Dr # 115 // 392-3700) $3 crown, $2 Lone Star, & $2.75 Vegas Bombs $2 U CALL ITS!!!! Happy Hour all day!
Eskimo Hut (216 N. Edward Gary // 512-757-8920 $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt.
Green Parrot (124 N. LBJ // 396-4259) $2 Wells & Domestics $2 Tuesday
Mike Gagliardi Live, $2 Wells, $2 Dom. Bottles, All Red Bull
Drinks &Shots On Special
The Gray Horse (1904 Old RR12//878-8080) $3. Makers & Fireball. Happy Hour All Day Every Day - Really! $3. Car Bombs, Guinness, Tullamore Dew Irish Whisky
Lebowski Wednesdays w/ $2.50 Caucasians & Bulldogs. $2.50
Woo Woo Shots
Grins (802 N. LBJ // 396-4259) 99 Bloody Mary's All Day! Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas, $1.25 Shiner Bock Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas, $2 Wells
Gumbys Pizza // GumbysSanMarcos.com $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints
Harpers (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448) $2.50 Well Drinks & Domestic Longnecks $2.00 Well Drinks & Lonestar Longnecks $2.50 Wells & $3.50 Any Bomb Shot
Taxis Js Bistro (202 N. LBJ// 392-3031) $2.25 DOM BOTTLES, $3 SWEET TEA & $3.25 WELLS $2 WELLS & $2 MILLER LITE BOTTLES $2.50 WELLS & $2.50 DRAFTS
Los Cucos (1617 Aquarena Springs // 805-2444)
ALL DAY Happy Hour!!! $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud Lt. &
Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft
Happy Hour!!! 11AM to 7PM $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud Lt. &
Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft + $6 Mexican Martinis ALL DAY
Nephews (100 N Guadalupe St) $2 Domestics and $2 Wells $2 You Call Its... All night long
LADIES NIGHT
$1 Wells for ladies $2 Domestics & Wells for the guys
Palmers Bar & Courtyard // 218 Moore St
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand
squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed
ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
Quail Creek Golf Course & Bar
(2701 Hwy 21 // 512-353-1664)
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River Road Ice House
(1791 Hueco Springs // 626-1335)
CLOSED CLOSED Jason Allen & Friends Acoustic Songswap
Rocky Larues (138 N. LBJ // 393-3418) HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots
Rooftop (126 Guadalupe//805-0203 Monday Night Football $5 Boneless Wings $10 Dom Buckets $1 Wells, $3 Call BOGO Burger Deal Good Food and Happy Hour
Slackers (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448) $3 Margaritas $3 Any Strawberry Daiquiri $3 Any Margarita
Showdown (207 E. Hutchinson // 392-7282) Cash Drawings Fusball Tournament Ladies Night
Sunset Bowling (1304 Hwy 123 // 396-2334) $1.00 games 9pm $2.00 Icehouse tallboys $2 Icehouse tall boys
Tap Room (129 E. Hopkins // 392-9824) German Beer Night Texas Beer Night British Isles Beer Night
Triple Crown (206 N. EdwardGary // (396-2236) HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints + $2 Everything 8-11p HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints
The Vault (100 West Hopkins St // 553-8707) $3 Crown & $2.50 Specialty Pints
$3.00 Y Vodka, $2.00 Lonestar & Lonestar Light, $2.00
Grahams Sweet Tea Vodka Shots
$3 Jack Daniels, $2.50 Specialty Pints
Treffs Tavern (804 Chesnut 353-1594)
HH-All DAY: $1.75 Dom Pints, $2.00 Wells, $3 Import pints, $3
LITs, $5 Dom Pitcher $7 Imp Pitchers
12:30PM-2:00AM $2.00 U-CALL-IT $3.50 LITs $10-64oz Dom Pitchers $12-64oz Import Pitchers
Tres Hermanas (2550 Hunter Rd // 878-2405) 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas
The Veranda Roof Top Patio (139 E. Hopkins St.) www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse www.facebook.com/HarpersPublicHouse
Valentinos (110 N. LBJ // (512) 396-8888) HH Prices from 4-End of Football Games $3 Pitchers of Shiner and Bud Light from 3-Close Happy Hour Prices on Premium Beers All Day
Vodka Street Global Bistro & Bar (200 N. LBJ) $3.50 Any Bomb $2.00 Wells and Domestics $2.50 Lonestar and Well Rum
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EVERY BAR.
EVERY SPECIAL.
EVERY NIGHT.
VENUE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY/SATURDAY SUNDAY EVERYDAY
Bar 141 (141 E. Hopkins //(512) 558-7398) CLOSED CLOSED $2 Wells, $3 Calls, $4 Bombs $2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials F+S: $2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials CLOSED $2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials
Barsh (141 E. Hopkins //(512)558-7399) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm) F+S: Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)
Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-
10pm)
Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)
Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill (1437N IH35// 396-2337) $4 Big Daddy Dmestics, $3.50 Captain Morgan $3.50 Big Daddy Shiner, $3.50 Jim and Jim Black, $2.50 Wells $5 Big Daddy Dos XX, $3.50 Smirnoff Vodkas (any avor) $1 off Big Daddy Beers, $5 Big Daddy Teas
F: $5 Big Daddy Sam Adams, $1 off Margaritas & Mexican Martinis
S: $10 Miller Lite and Coors Light Pitchers, $1 off Bomb Shots
$10 Bud Light Pitchers, $5 Crown & Crown
Black, $5 Patron XO
Happy Hour 4pm-7pm $4 Big Daddy Domestics,
$2.50 Wells
Chimys (217 E. Hopkins // 512-216-6175)
Happy hour 4-close. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50
house margs, .99c crispy bf tacos
crispy bf taco
3-7 $1 wells. $1.75 dom longnecks, $3.50 house margs, .99c
crispy beef tacos
crispy bf taco
F: 4-7. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c crispy bf taco
S: $2 Zeigenbock, Lonestar, Tecate
CLOSED $2 Zeigenbock, Lonestar, Tecate
The Den (700 N LBJ Dr # 115 // 392-3700) $3 crown, $2 Lone Star, & $2.75 Vegas Bombs $2 U CALL ITS!!!! Happy Hour all day! $3 U CALL ITS
F: $2.75 Well Bourbon, $2.75 Land Shark, $3.75 Jager bombs
S: $2 Well Rum, $3 Negro Modelo, $2 Kamikazes shots
$2.50 U CALL ITS & free pool
$2.25 Wells, $2.25 Domestic Drafts, $2.75 Dos XX
Drafts, $3 Blue Moon
Eskimo Hut (216 N. Edward Gary // 512-757-8920 $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt. F+S: $4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt.
$4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs
of Keystone Lt.
$4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of
Keystone Lt.
Green Parrot (124 N. LBJ // 396-4259) $2 Wells & Domestics $2 Tuesday
Mike Gagliardi Live, $2 Wells, $2 Dom. Bottles, All Red Bull
Drinks &Shots On Special
$2.50 Cape Cod, Bay Breeze, Sea Breeze, $3 Hurricane + Lit,
All Red Bull Shots On Special
F: Manager Specials S: $2.50 Wells Happy Hour Open-11 $1.75 Marg, Miti, Pints $1 Off Other Drinks
The Gray Horse (1904 Old RR12//878-8080) $3. Makers & Fireball. Happy Hour All Day Every Day - Really! $3. Car Bombs, Guinness, Tullamore Dew Irish Whisky
Lebowski Wednesdays w/ $2.50 Caucasians & Bulldogs. $2.50
Woo Woo Shots
$3. Dos XX, $3. Crown, $3. Patron & Herradura
F: $6. Sixty Oz. Pitchers of Miller Lite & Bud Light. $3. Jack Daniels. $3. Starfuckers
S: $6. Sixty Oz. Pitchers of Ziegenbock. $3. SoCo & Lime. $2.50 Bartenders Choice Shot
$2.50 Homemade Bloodys, make em w/ Titos
for only $3. Jager Bombs, $3.
HHAll Day Every Day $2. Regular Domestics, Well Drinks,
Lonesta r Tallboys. $5. Pitchers of PBR. Free Pool til 8pm.
Grins (802 N. LBJ // 396-4259) 99 Bloody Mary's All Day! Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas, $1.25 Shiner Bock Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas, $2 Wells Hh 2-Close 99 Margaritas, $2 Wells F+S: $2 Maragaritas Hh: 2- Close $2 Maragaritas $5 Bucket Of Beers!
Gumbys Pizza // GumbysSanMarcos.com $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints $1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints
Harpers (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448) $2.50 Well Drinks & Domestic Longnecks $2.00 Well Drinks & Lonestar Longnecks $2.50 Wells & $3.50 Any Bomb Shot $1.75 Tecate & $3.50 Any Bomb Shot F+S: $3.50 Any Bomb Shot $2.50 Well Drinks & Domestic Longnecks Drink Specials All Day
Taxis Js Bistro (202 N. LBJ// 392-3031) $2.25 DOM BOTTLES, $3 SWEET TEA & $3.25 WELLS $2 WELLS & $2 MILLER LITE BOTTLES $2.50 WELLS & $2.50 DRAFTS
$3.50 ANY BOMB SHOT, $2.75 DOM. BTTLS, $3 WELLS &
$3 KAMIKAZI SHOTS
F+S: $3 DOS XX & $3 SWEET TEA (SAT OPENS @3PM) $2.50 WELLS &$ 2.50 DOMESTIC LONGNECKS
Los Cucos (1617 Aquarena Springs // 805-2444)
Happy Hour!!! 11AM to 7PM $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud Lt. &
Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft + $6 Mexican Martinis ALL DAY
Happy Hour!!! 11AM to 7PM $1.99 House Margaritas, 99 Bud
Lt. & Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft + $10 SuperRitas ALL DAY
F: HH! 11-7PM $1.99 Margaritas, 99 Bud & Miller Lt., $1.99 XX draft + $10 CoroRitas
S: $6 Long Island Iced Teas ALL DAY
$5 Bloody Marys & Tequila Sunrises ALL DAY
Student Specials EVERYDAY! Ask bartender and/or
server for details!
Nephews (100 N Guadalupe St) $2 Domestics and $2 Wells $2 You Call Its... All night long
LADIES NIGHT
$1 Wells for ladies $2 Domestics & Wells for the guys
COLLEGE NIGHT $1 WELLS 3rd Thurs Blacked Out Party F: $3 Wells & Nightly Shot Specials S: $2.75 Domestics & Nightly Shot Specials Available for private parties
$3 house shots, and try the new signature shot the
"BOKO BOMB"
Palmers Bar & Courtyard // 218 Moore St
3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed
ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers
F: 3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais
and discounted appetizers
$3 Bloody Marys and Mimosas at brunch
Quail Creek Golf Course & Bar
(2701 Hwy 21 // 512-353-1664)
student ID!
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F: Like us on Facebook and play for $18 with Texas State student ID!
S: Like us on Facebook and play for $25!
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Student Specials everyday. Bring Texas State ID!
River Road Ice House
(1791 Hueco Springs // 626-1335)
CLOSED CLOSED Jason Allen & Friends Acoustic Songswap $2 Dos Equis 4-8pm
Rocky Larues (138 N. LBJ // 393-3418) HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots
HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles,
Wells, & Shots
HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles,
Wells, & Shots
Rooftop (126 Guadalupe//805-0203 Monday Night Football $5 Boneless Wings $10 Dom Buckets $1 Wells, $3 Call BOGO Burger Deal Good Food and Happy Hour College Night $5 Liquor Pitchers & $3 Fireball F: Steak Night $8.99 12 oz Ribeye and 2 sides S: Great Food and Sports
$1 Mimiosas, $2 Bloody Marys,
$10 Dom Buckets $12 Blue Moon Pitchers
HH M-F til 7 $3 Wells, $2 Doms, 1/2 Price Apps
Slackers (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448) $3 Margaritas $3 Any Strawberry Daiquiri $3 Any Margarita $3.50 190 Octane
F: $3.50 Hurricanes & Any Bomb Shot
S: $3.50 Blue Raspberry & Any Bomb Shot
$3 Hurricanes $10 Beer Buckets
Showdown (207 E. Hutchinson // 392-7282) Cash Drawings Fusball Tournament Ladies Night Cash Drawings 40 Ct. Domestic Drafts. 75 Ct. Guiness Drafts
Sunset Bowling (1304 Hwy 123 // 396-2334) $1.00 games 9pm $2.00 Icehouse tallboys $2 Icehouse tall boys $2 Keystone tall boys F+S: $2.00 Ice House tall boys $2.00 Ice House tall boys $1.50 games 6pm
Tap Room (129 E. Hopkins // 392-9824) German Beer Night Texas Beer Night British Isles Beer Night Hefeweizen Night F: Cider Night S: Beer Blend Night Big Ass Beer Night
$2.50 Wells, $1.75 Longnecks, Pint & Shot Specials
All Day
Triple Crown (206 N. EdwardGary // (396-2236) HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints + $2 Everything 8-11p HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints F+S: HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints
HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints + $2 Everything
8-11p
HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints, $2.25 Import Pints
The Vault (100 West Hopkins St // 553-8707) $3 Crown & $2.50 Specialty Pints
$3.00 Y Vodka, $2.00 Lonestar & Lonestar Light, $2.00
Grahams Sweet Tea Vodka Shots
$3 Jack Daniels, $2.50 Specialty Pints
$3 Captian Morgans Spiced Rum, $2.50 Corona,
$3.50 All Bombs
F: $3.50 Smirnoff, $2.50 Domestic Beer, $2.00 Shot Specials
S: $3.Well Drinks, $2.50 Domestic Beer, $2.00 Shot Specials
CLOSED
$3 You Call It from 10pm to midnight everynight!!!!!
$4.50 Patron all night
Treffs Tavern (804 Chesnut 353-1594)
HH-All DAY: $1.75 Dom Pints, $2.00 Wells, $3 Import pints, $3
LITs, $5 Dom Pitcher $7 Imp Pitchers
12:30PM-2:00AM $2.00 U-CALL-IT $3.50 LITs $10-64oz Dom Pitchers $12-64oz Import Pitchers $2.50 All Mexican Beers, $2.00 Well Tequila
F: $2.50 Domestic (bottles & drafts), $2.50 wells, $4.00 ALL-BOMBS
S: $2 Lone Star & Light, $3 Shiner & Ziegenboch, $3.50 Titos, DSprings
12:30PM-2:00AM $2.50 U-CALL-IT ALL-DAY-
LONG
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LONG from open to close 12:30pm-2am
Tres Hermanas (2550 Hunter Rd // 878-2405) 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas 1/2 price frozen margaritas F+S: 1/2 price frozen margaritas $3 Bloody Mary & $5 Draft Pitchers $1 Frozen Margaritas EVERYDAY!
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frozens
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Valentinos (110 N. LBJ // (512) 396-8888) HH Prices from 4-End of Football Games $3 Pitchers of Shiner and Bud Light from 3-Close Happy Hour Prices on Premium Beers All Day Artists Choice/ Live Music/ Performing Artists Pick the HH F & S: Happy Hour 4-6:30 Happy Hour 3-7:30
Vodka Street Global Bistro & Bar (200 N. LBJ) $3.50 Any Bomb $2.00 Wells and Domestics $2.50 Lonestar and Well Rum $3.50 Starf*ckers, $3.50 Fireball, $2.50 Well Whiskey
F: $3.50 Gummy Bears, Vodka Redbull, $3.00 Corona S: $3.50 Loopy Shots, Fireball, $2.50
Well Rum
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Hometown: Mineral Wells
Major: Health Administration
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OCTOBER LINE-UP
10/3
OFFICIAL ACL LATE SHOW:
GROUPLOVE WITH THE MOWGLIS
After youre done raging at Zilker
all day during ACL, take the action
indoors to Emos, wherefresh off the
September release of their newest
album, Spreading RumoursGrouplove
will be owning the stage. If youre not
familiar with the band (aka youve
been living under a rock and havent
heard Tongue Tied), we suggest you
start off with the summer hit, Ways
to Goand get ready to fall in love.
Oh, and as a bonus, The Mowglis are
also amazing, so blast a little San
Francisco while youre at it. If you
need us, well be in the front row
probably throwing panties on stage.
10/2 The Naked and Famous @ Stubbs
10/4 Good Girls w/ Bad Intentions @
Cheatham Street Warehouse
10/4 Old Problems @ Triple Crown
10/4 Ofcial ACL Late Show: Grouplove
with The Mowglis @ Emos
10/4-10/6 Austin City Limits Music
Festival, Weekend One @ Zilker Park
10/5 Doug Moreland Band @ Cheatham
Street Warehouse
10/5 The National @ Stubbs
10/6 Johnny Chops Band @ Cheatham
Street Warehouse
10/11-10/13 Austin City Limits Music
Festival, Weekend Two @ Zilker Park
10/11 Crooks @ Cheatham Street
Warehouse
10/16 Samantha Lynn @ Triple Crown
10/17 Eric Hisaw @ Triple Crown
10/18 Kid Cudi with Big Sean, Logic @
Cedar Park Center
10/23 Atlas Genius with Family of the
Year @ Stubbs
10/27 Sleigh Bells @ Stubbs
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a guitar on his 14th
birthday from his
grandma.
2. His morning ritual is eat
breakfast, watch ESPN, and
exercise.
3. Mayer Hawthornes The
Walk is currently playing on his
iPod.
4. Hell only keep a penny if he
nds it heads up; hell toss it
back on the ground if its tails.
5. His ideal date is a nice dinner
outside (70- to 80-degree
weather) overlooking the water,
followed up with a fun night on
the town. Simple and sweet.
6. There's only
one video game
he plays on his
bus: MarioKart.
7. His favorite
superhero is Captain
Hindsight.
8. He doesnt have any pets, but
hed like a dog someday.
9. One thing on his bucket list is
playing golf at Pebble Beach.
10. If he wasnt an artist, hed still
be doing something in the music
eldeither a radio DJ, music
historian, studio engineer or full-
time songwriter. Hes addicted
to music.
11. He's not much of a TV
guy, but he likes It's Always
Sunny In Philadelphia.
12. His favorite app
to pass the time is
YouTube.
13. His dream vacation
destination is Australia.
14. Hes looking forward to
seeing Anchorman 2.
15. One thing he cant leave
home/the tour bus without is his
acoustic guitar.
16. If he could see any artist,
past or present, in concert it
would be Waylon in the '60s or
Hank Sr. in the early '50s.
17. He doesnt have any
tattoos.
18. When asked about his
hidden talents, he laughs
and says: "I can talk to
animals, but I'm not sure if
they can understand
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Walking Dead
Expected Season 4 Premiere:
October 13
Just when you thought your esh was
safe, this hit zombie drama is back for a
16-episode season thats actually set to
air in two parts. e rst half begins this
month, but heydont worry: while youre
having withdrawals during the mid-season
interim, you can always binge-watch the
rst three. We wouldnt want you to actually
sleep for once, after all.
WHAT WERE OMG-ING OVER RIGHT NOW!
MILEY CYRUS: BANGERZ
Expected Release: October 8
Whether were actually excited about this or not, we gotta admit: people
are buzzing about the new album from MiCy. (No? That doesnt work? We
tried.) If her video for We Cant Stop is any indication, Bangerz is bound to
be totally twerk-tasticand probably full of lyrics that are a far cry from My
best friend Leslie said, Oh shes just being Miley. Which, yeah, is kind of a
bummer, really.
MUSIC
Theoatmeal.com
is website is lled with
awesome, incredibly funny
comics, quizzes and blog
posts that are sure to
entertain for hours, so check it out! at laundry/
homework/treadmill can wait
Memebase.com
Yeah, yeah, yeahGIFs are,
like, totally the new memes.
But if youre into some hilarity
thats a little more stationary
and, trust us, extends way beyond Condescending
Wonkawe suggest you waste your time here.
Thedelimagazine.com
A little embarrassed
about the fact your music
knowledge is purely
Beyonc-based? Use this
online music mag to get a little indie with it and
expand your interests beyond Seacrest and his damn
Top 40.
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Paranormal Activity 5
Expected Release: October 25
Because the rst four werent enough to give
nightmares for life. Just in time for Halloween
2013, we can prepare to scream our balls
off again as the fth of these lms hits the
big screen. Based on the same paranormal
premises, this one supposedly implements
3D action that makes ghosts/demons visible
only to those wearing the glasses. So yeah,
we wont be wearing the glasses.
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still think pretty frequently
about gettin all up in that
jock strap. (NO SHAME
IN YOUR GAME.) But
unlike every teen movie
ever, youre gonna need
more than a pair of pom
poms to win a college QB
over. So call an audible on
whatever shit youre doing
now, read the steps below,
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Nobodys closer to homeboy than
the player whose crotch he sticks his
hands in every day! After befriending
the guy whos QB1s number one,
youre one step closer to gettin some.
KEEP A SECRET
The best way to earn his trust? Tell no
one about his non-NCAA-disapproved
activities. (And there will be perks:
after every autograph session, we hear
Johnny Manziels gf gets great gifts.)
PRIORITIZE PROBLEMS
Sure, hookers might be one of those
NCAA-disapproved activities, but it
comes with the territory. He'll probably
get a Ferrari or some shit too, so the
perks outweigh the potential herp.
KNOW THE VOCAB
Trying to get a QB in the sack? At
least know its bad when he gets
sacked. And pig skin, believe it or not,
isnt code for a condom. (Though
porking makes it seem logical, eh?)
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Hes def an easier catch, so
get your kicks with the kicker. Sure,
quarterbacks are good with their
hands, but heyhes good with feet.
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Thou Shalt Man The Grill
Help a brother out by watching the coals for a minute
while the cook takes a well-deserved break. Youre no
Guy Fieri, but you know your way around a grill. Just
dont burn the burgers.
Thou Shalt Play Beer Pong
Your athletic prowess will impress all in attendance, and
youll be in the mood to party after just a few games.
Get in the zone and show everyone that you mean
business.
Thou Shalt Sing The Fight Song
Hop up in a truck bed and rattle off the rst few lines
of your schools sacred hymn. It doesnt matter if you
know all the words, just the rst few lines.
Thou Shalt Not Destroy Property That Is Not Thous
Yeah, it doesnt sound like much fun, but youre a part of
something bigger than yourself. One wrong move and
you can ruin it for everyone. Dont break stuff that isnt
yours, and be sure to thank your hosts.
Thou Shalt Dress For The Weather
Hot or cold. Rain or shine. Dress for the weather. Doesnt
matter that you just bought a cool new golf polo for
this weekend. The forecast is calling for 50 degrees and
clouds. Youll be miserable way before kickoff.
Thou Shalt Respect The Sundress
A gameday tradition that is above all: women in
sundresses and boots. Treat these ladies with the
respect and dignity they deserve.
Thou Shalt Make Noise
It doesnt matter if your team doesnt have a conference
win yet and they probably wont make a bowl game.
The game isnt over until the clock hits 0:00.
Thou Shalt Try To Sneak In Liquor
Dont let the man keep you down. Its every fans right
to keep their buzz going in the stadium, despite any
alcohol restrictions.
Thou Shalt Nap
A morning lled with tailgating and cheering can take
it out of even the best of us. Set aside an hour after the
game for some shut-eye, and recharge your batteries
for Saturday night.
Thou Shalt Rage
Win or lose, you still booze.
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OF GAME DAY
One thing that impresses you when
youre out on a date?
Spontaneity always makes the most
exciting dates. I love when things
dont go according to plan.
Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on
you?
I was out with some friends and I got a text from a random
number saying I see you over there cutie ;) When I looked
up I saw a guy that I have never met before waving at me. I
still dont know how he got my number.
What are your plans after Graduation?
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month of classes because you were on
fraternity leave. TFM.
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Mentally dividing your friends
into two categories: in a
relationship, and fun. TSM.
The shame only lasts as long as
the stamp on your hand. TSM.
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Getting Why is this table upright?
drunk. TFM.
Being more upset about losing his Netix
password than about losing him. TSM.
Day drinking causing you to chase
a giant penguin around your dads
mansion in a golf cart. TFM.
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Iconic Village Apartments 222 Ramsay Street (512) 392-0121 iconicvillageapts.com $399-$749 1-3
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Sanctuary Lofts 350 North Street (512) 392-9066 thesanctuarylofts.com $549 - $1159 E,1,2,4
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The Outpost 1647 Post Road (512) 392-7678 theoutpostsanmarcos.com $484-$569 2-4
Post Oak Villas 1617 Post Rd (512) 754-6701 $442 - $649 1-4
Post Road Place 1629 Post Rd (512) 353-6691 carlisleapts.com $335 - $999 2-3
Riverside Ranch 1805 Aquarena Springs Dr (512) 754-0001 riversideranchapts.myaptportal.com $769 - $1025 1-2
River Oaks Villas 1900 Aquarena Springs Dr (512) 392-6955 Riveroaksvillasapartments.com $725-$925 1-2
Westeld Apartments 112 West Avenue (512) 392-1100 westeldapartments.com $474-$744 1-2
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The Edge 1740 Ranch Road 12 (512) 393-6072 www.TheEdgeTSU.com $439-$549V 1-4
Pointe San Marcos 409 Comanche St (512) 667-7726 1-5
Sagewood Trail 856 Sagewood Trail (512) 878-1792 $400+ 1-3
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Avalon Verandah Apartments 1703 & 1805 IH N.35 353-3683 avalonsanmarcos.com/verandahsanmarcos.com $560 - $665 1-2
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The Cedars of San Marcos 1101 Leah Drive (512) 396-8886 big-cedarsofsanmarcos.com $330 - $640 1-3
Park Hill 1001 Leah Avenue (512) 396-7000 parkhillapts.com $528 - $798 1-2
University Club 1441 Leah Avenue (512) 392-8276 Uclubapartments.com $415 -$ 425 1-4
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Its an actual class (PFW1154) , which means its not only
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The main instructor, Blake Hess, has not only been at TSR
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1. ROLLER COASTERS IN THE DARK
If you think SeaWorlds rides are a blast
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you take on the parks top thrills by
dark. Whether you take a spin on the
pulse-pounding Great White, brave the
electrifying Steel Eel, or take an intense
10-story plunge on Journey to Atlantis,
trust us: its even more of a fright by
night.
2. NEWER, SCARIER HAUNTS
Not only is Howl-O-Scream bringing
back the most demented attractions to
prey on your deepest fears, but theyre
back with horrifying new twists, and
the dark pathways of the frightening
haunted mazes will have you looking
over your shoulder all night long.
3. BEER STATIONS AND A FULL-
SERVICE BAR
There are several beer stations AND the
aforementioned vampire-themed bar,
where you can choose to be vamped
or fanged by Edward himself. (Note:
May not actually be Edward.) Either
way, theres nothing wrong with a little
booze-induced bravery, eh?
4. THRILLING NIGHTTIME SHOWS
Howl-O-Scream wouldnt be complete
without returning classics like Shamus
Rockin Creepshow, where Shamu
himself and companion killer whales put
a twist on Halloween faves that are sure
to send shivers up and down your spine.
Plus, you gotta check out Jack is Back,
where Jack, his minion dancers and a
few ghoulish surprises make this song
and dance spectacular one to remember.
5. AFFORDABLE PRICES
The one part of Howl-O-Scream that
isnt scary? The prices. A mere $25 gives
you access to the park after 6 p.m., all
four haunted mazes, chilling scare zones,
roller coasters all night long andof
course those spectacular shows, which
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you dare to take on their new,
terrifying maze, Prey: Where
the Hunter Becomes the
Hunted, or brave the new
vampire bar, Blood Thirsty, and
suck down drinks that would
be totally Twilightapproved,
SeaWorld is where you gotta
come get your scare on this
month! (And tell Mom youre
gonna have to leave your little
sibs behind; at 7 p.m. the terror
level is a little too intense for
the under-13 crowd. Ohdarn.)
Check out ve of the many
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