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Anyway, the point isbesides the fact
that evidently I have the attention span of a
kindergartener on cafeinewhat was I saying
again?OH: Te point is that yes, its our
BEST OF COLLEGE issue, in which weve tallied the votes from our
poll and printed the most popular, our winners, dubbing them the best
and awarding them an ofcial Study Breaks Tongue Award. (Because
theyre the talk of the town, get it?)
And since that was all about the votes, I fgure Ill throw democracy to
the wind and, based purely on opinion, also give you a few of my favorite
things. (Id say cue Te Sound of Musicbut frankly I dont give a shit
about raindrops and roses and whiskers on kittens. Sorraaayy.) And while
some of these arent categories, I just cant resist the chance to pimp out
generally awesome stuf.
Best show goes to Seinfeld, because, duh; best mimosas are Counter
Culture on East Cesar Chavez$5 each at brunch BUT they serve up
weekly variations like watermelon-raspberry and melon-mint that are
fresh-squeezed, so good, and so worth it; best band right now in my
life is Generationals, followed closely by Free Energy (whichHINT,
HINTcan both be found on my Spotify Playlist, Editors Picks); and
the best grocery store is Wheatsville, becausereallywhere the hell else
can I get vegan beef jerky.
So enjoy the issue, go forth and check out all the winners IRL, and
then, ya know, go drink seven or so of those mimosas I just mentioned.
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BEST I EVER HAD
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CAMOUFLAGE
Whether its thrift store, couture, or
from Forever 21, camo is all the rage
on campus. (PS: Whered you go?)
BLUE MOON PUMPKIN ALE
Just think of it as a Starbucks
pumpkin spice lattethat gives you a
bit more of a buzz.
WHITE NAIL POLISH
Texas snow-day odds are about 0%,
but beauty-conscious co-eds are still
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students with initiatives that are launched
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OLD SCHOOL
Will Ferrells ass AND a Snoop
Dogg cameo (and they say
you cant have it all)
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THE WATERBOY
Adam Sandler used to be
funny, we swear
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LEGALLY BLONDE
Bend and snap, betches
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GOOD WILL HUNTING
Just to watch the Matt-Ben
bromance blossom
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ACCEPTED
If you cant get into a college,
just make your own, duh
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REVENGE OF THE NERDS
Four eyes, ve stars
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THE SOCIAL NETWORK
You know you like it
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EUROTRIP
Were pretty sure Scotty STILL
doesnt know
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DRUMLINE
Because Nick Cannon banged
drums before Mariah Carey
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NATIONAL LAMPOONS
ANIMAL HOUSE
Aint no party like a toga party,
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A friendly
Tanksgiving
game of touch
football out back
Going for thirds
at Thanksgiving
dinner
Finding a new
hometown
hook-up over
the break
Deciding your
break-up with
an old ame
was a mistake
Eating like a
bird because
you want to be
thinner
Cranking the
heater too high
and sweating
profusely
Hiding post-
feast ab with
sweaters that
t loosely
High school
reunions over
the break in your
hometown
Stupid high school
drama still going
down
A competitive
douche making an
actual sack
Binge-watching TV shows
like Ice Loves Coco on E!
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Tequila, cause I like to make people
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Erica Raeann Oliver, 21
Hometown: Houston
Major: Finance
I would be Malibu Coconut Rum.
Its a chill type of drink, and Im a chill
type of person. Its not too strong,
but its sweet and just right.
Sheree Harper, 21
Hometown: Houston
Major: Business
Honey-avored Jack Daniels,
cause Im dark and sweet lol.
Jibby Sid, 20
Hometown: Sugarland
Major: RTF
Smirnoff Ice, because I go
down easily.
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CRAZY IN LOVE?
Are you and your lover
meant to be like Beyonce
and Jay Z or more Taylor
Swift and ll-in-the-blank?
To test your love, email
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WHAT IF THEY MATED?
Wonder what kind of
child they'd make? We used
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faces of these lovebirds and
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Which Disney
villain best
reects your
darker side?
Gaston. I can be
very conceited and
hard-headed when
I want to be.
Who should pay on the
rst date?
The guy should always
pay on the rst date. Im
a Southern gentleman; I
was raised to know that is
always the case.
What breakfast cereal
best describes your
personality?
Peanut Butter Crunch: I am
sweet, dark and delicious at
any time of the day.
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Complete this
sentence: I would
do anything for
love but I wont...
...choose between you
or my dog.
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What Quentin
Tarantino ick
matches your worst
date?
I have never had a bad
date, but I can imagine
a Kill Bill scenario if my
exes all happened to be
there at the same time.
6 Miley Cyrus and Lady
Gaga are hanging onto
the edge of a cliff. Who
do you save?
Lady Gaga. I would be
scared of her creepy fans
coming after me if I didnt.
IAN J. PALACIOUS, 23
Social Chair, Delta Tau Delta
Hometown: Sugar Land
Major: Advertising
HANDSOME AND
HILARIOUS
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The holidays are here,
bringing with them
inevitable family time
and the accompanying
interrogation. Dad wants
you employed after
graduation, Grandma
wants you married before
she dies, and everyone
hopes youre as in-shape
as you were before you
discovered beer (six packs
> six pack abs, sorry). And
while we arent suggesting
you lie per se, there are
ways to convince the fam
you kinda sorta have your
shit togetherK, just lie.
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Just imagine Gram's denture-studded
smile when you tell her youre
engaged! Simply slip someone a 20 to
say theyll love you for richer or poorer
and set the date for 2030.
WEAR SPANX
Sure, theyre technically just for
women, but pish posh! Nothings
better for faking a awless physique
than suffocating spandex, so suck it
up, everyone, and suck it in.
FAKE FACEBOOK
The easiest way to trick people? The
Internet, obviously. Make another
prole, friend request your relatives,
and simply look successful. BOOM!
Aunt Cathyyou just got catshed.
MAKE BUSINESS CARDS
Invent a company, slap an inc. or
and sons on the end, add your name/
imaginary title, and print 500 of those
babies. Congrats, youve transitioned
from ass clown to Associate.
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FEIGN SUCCESS
WITH YOUR FAM
WORDS: SAM SUMPTER
OR JUST OWN IT
Finally, if fraud isnt your forte, take a
chance and just rock the role of the
fabulous fk-up. Everyone loves an
underdog, after all, and lets be real: it
doesnt count as failure until you hit 30.
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6 FALL FASHION FAILS
HAZARDOUS HOMEGIRL
Its November, not a rave,
so nix all that neon, k
FEDORA EXPLORER
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Someones single. . .
SHACK SHIRT SHAME
Is that your boyfriends
buttondown or his best
friends, babe?
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DOUBLE DOOZIE
Daisy Dukes and Ugg Boots
should never see the same
season, sweetheart
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DO: Leggings are the ultimate
stretchy-pants strategy for
Thanksgiving feasts
DONT: Too-tight denim just makes for
a mufn top (mmmmufns)
DO: Mittens are a great way to keep
your hands warm (and Grandma
happy)
DONT: Leave the latex gloves in the
lab unless you want to look like a
dentistor, uhh, Dexter
DO: When it comes to fashion and
function, trust in tights
DONT: BUT they dont count as pants,
so cover your ass, aight?
DO: For fashionable fall footwear, it
doesnt get better than boots
DONT: Unless you want to look the
frozen-toed fool, please forego the
ip-ops
DO: A sporty ski jacket works on the
slopes 24/7
DONT: A ski mask will make you look
like youre holding up a 7/11
FUGLY LOOKS TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS SEASON
Its gettin cold out hurr Nelly? No? Well, ANYWAYS, just because the temperatures
dropping, it doesnt mean your styel standards should too. And whilesorry!were not
gonna give you the total fall fashion 411, we will provide you with a few ideas of what NOT
to wear. Because were thoughtful like that.
PRETTY WOMAN WANNABE
High boots, low expectations
MODEL: Jacey Tosh, 21
Hometown:Plano
Major: Human Biology
(And for the record, she doesn't
really dress like this, we swear.)
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DOWNTOWNS HOTTEST BARTENDERS
6 OF THE SEXIEST PEOPLE SERV ING UP SHOTS IN THE ATX!
Eckema Rachal, 24
Bar: Toulouse
Hometown: Katy
What Makes Him A Badass Behind
The Bar:
My kick game ..lol my shoes
Dream Celebrity to Serve:
Miley Cyrushavent you seen her
twerk?
To Get Served First at a Crowded
Bar, People Should:
Tip me lol. Money talks.
Adam Wolfe, 22
Bar: Speakeasy
Hometown: Bitburg, Germany
Dream Celebrity to Serve:
Emma Watson. Shes British, and hot, and
HERMIONE!what else could you want?
Best Pick-Up Line Hes Heard:
The only thing I want to come between us
is latex.
And the Worst:
Can I have a picture of you so I can show
Santa what I want for Christmas?"
Jacob Cole, 28
Bar: Haven
Hometown: Parts unknown
If He Was An Alcoholic Beverage, Hed be:
Arrrrrrrr you serious? I would be rum
because Im a pirate lol
What Makes Him A Badass Behind The
Bar:
Behind the bar, on top of the bar, in a
grocery store, waiting in line at the post
ofce.... look, Im a badass everywhere.
Thats how my mom made me, ok.
To Get Served First at a Crowded Bar,
People Should:
I get to everyone so fast they all think they
are rst. Also being polite and making
eye contact helps. NEVER CLAP, SHOUT,
WHISTLE, OR SLAP THE BAR. Only thing
that will get ya is a can o whoop ass.
Jennifer Hibbard, 23
Bar: Burnsides Tavern
Hometown: Rockwall
Dream Celebrity to Serve:
John Mayer, in hopes that he would
write a song about me, and he is just
gorgeous.
Best Pick-Up Line Shes Heard:
This guy who asked me to feel his shirt,
I hesitantly reached over, and as I felt
his sleeve he said, You feel that? That is
boyfriend material right there.
Worst:
Working at a bar, I hear bad pick-up
lines all the time! One that I will never
forget was, I have a job you may be
interested in but it might 'blow'."
Hannah Victoria Allen, 24
Bar: The Dizzy Rooster
Hometown: Waco
Dream Celebrity to Serve:
Anyone who knows how to party hard!
Lil' Wayne would be fun.
If She Was An Alcoholic Beverage,
Shed Be:
A Jenna Jameson shot. Its X rated and
Jameson. Sweet and sassy!
Bartending Secret Weapon:
Its no secretmy boobs!
Brittany Ewald, 25
Bar: All Over The Place! (Dizzy
Rooster, Mini Bar, Soho, Bourbon
Girl, Amped, Burnsides Tavern)
Hometown: Santa Fe
Bartending Secret Weapon:
My secret shot recipes that I have
created.
Dream Celebrity to Serve:
My dream celebrity to serve would
have to be either or Peyton Manning
or Drew Brees. I love football, what
can I say?
What Makes Her a Badass Behind the
Bar Is:
My killer (haha) dance moves,
especially when it is busy. Although
Im actually on a dance crew, I tend
to do embarrassing old school dance
moves when I bartend because I think
it is more hilarious and entertaining.
PHOTOS: STEPHEN DEMENT PHOTOGRAPHY
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DOWNTOWNS HOTTEST BARTENDERS
6 OF THE SEXIEST PEOPLE SERV ING UP SHOTS IN THE ATX!
Eckema Rachal, 24
Bar: Toulouse
Hometown: Katy
What Makes Him A Badass Behind
The Bar:
My kick game ..lol my shoes
Dream Celebrity to Serve:
Miley Cyrushavent you seen her
twerk?
To Get Served First at a Crowded
Bar, People Should:
Tip me lol. Money talks.
Adam Wolfe, 22
Bar: Speakeasy
Hometown: Bitburg, Germany
Dream Celebrity to Serve:
Emma Watson. Shes British, and hot, and
HERMIONE!what else could you want?
Best Pick-Up Line Hes Heard:
The only thing I want to come between us
is latex.
And the Worst:
Can I have a picture of you so I can show
Santa what I want for Christmas?"
Jacob Cole, 28
Bar: Haven
Hometown: Parts unknown
If He Was An Alcoholic Beverage, Hed be:
Arrrrrrrr you serious? I would be rum
because Im a pirate lol
What Makes Him A Badass Behind The
Bar:
Behind the bar, on top of the bar, in a
grocery store, waiting in line at the post
ofce.... look, Im a badass everywhere.
Thats how my mom made me, ok.
To Get Served First at a Crowded Bar,
People Should:
I get to everyone so fast they all think they
are rst. Also being polite and making
eye contact helps. NEVER CLAP, SHOUT,
WHISTLE, OR SLAP THE BAR. Only thing
that will get ya is a can o whoop ass.
Jennifer Hibbard, 23
Bar: Burnsides Tavern
Hometown: Rockwall
Dream Celebrity to Serve:
John Mayer, in hopes that he would
write a song about me, and he is just
gorgeous.
Best Pick-Up Line Shes Heard:
This guy who asked me to feel his shirt,
I hesitantly reached over, and as I felt
his sleeve he said, You feel that? That is
boyfriend material right there.
Worst:
Working at a bar, I hear bad pick-up
lines all the time! One that I will never
forget was, I have a job you may be
interested in but it might 'blow'."
Hannah Victoria Allen, 24
Bar: The Dizzy Rooster
Hometown: Waco
Dream Celebrity to Serve:
Anyone who knows how to party hard!
Lil' Wayne would be fun.
If She Was An Alcoholic Beverage,
Shed Be:
A Jenna Jameson shot. Its X rated and
Jameson. Sweet and sassy!
Bartending Secret Weapon:
Its no secretmy boobs!
Brittany Ewald, 25
Bar: All Over The Place! (Dizzy
Rooster, Mini Bar, Soho, Bourbon
Girl, Amped, Burnsides Tavern)
Hometown: Santa Fe
Bartending Secret Weapon:
My secret shot recipes that I have
created.
Dream Celebrity to Serve:
My dream celebrity to serve would
have to be either or Peyton Manning
or Drew Brees. I love football, what
can I say?
What Makes Her a Badass Behind the
Bar Is:
My killer (haha) dance moves,
especially when it is busy. Although
Im actually on a dance crew, I tend
to do embarrassing old school dance
moves when I bartend because I think
it is more hilarious and entertaining.
PHOTOS: STEPHEN DEMENT PHOTOGRAPHY
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EVERY BAR.
EVERY SPECIAL.
EVERY NIGHT.
VENUE MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY/SATURDAY SUNDAY EVERDAY
Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas $5.75 Frozen Margaritas $7.75 CoronaRita F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar
Buffalo Billiards (201 E 6th St // 479-7665) 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks & wines
4-close // Half Price Appetizers, $1 off select drafts,
well drinks, and house wines
4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and house wines 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and wines F: 8 - Close: $4 Zwack Bombs & $3 Mirror Pond Pale Ale Open to Close $2.50 well drinks and house wine $3 Bloody Marys 11 am to 4 pm
Coyote Ugly Saloon (501 A East 6th St) Mexican Monday $2 Tecate, $3 Corona, $4 Cuervo Texas Tuesday $2 Shiner and $3 Titos White Trash Wednesday $3 Tallboys and $3 Jim Beam Thirsty Thursday $2 Miller Lite and $5 Bombs
F: Ladies Night $3 Malibu and $3 Kazis
S: $2 Miller Lite
Sinful Sunday $2 Miller Lite and $3 Jager Happy Hour 5-7pm $1 Domestic Drafts and $1 Wells
Chuggin Monkey (219 E. 6Th // 476-5015)
HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics //
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics
HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics //
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics
HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics //
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics
HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $1 Tall Boys F+S: HAPPY HOUR UNTIL 11PM-7 // $2 WELLS & $3 DOMESTICS $2 Wells & $3 Domestics
Chupacabra Cantina (400 E. 6th St // 703-4628) $2 Draft, $3 Fireball, $5 Liquor Pitchers $3 Fireball, $4 Texas Tornadoes, $5 Liquor Pitchers
$2 Mexican Beer, $2 Frozen Margaritas, $3 Fireball, $5
Liquor Pitchers
$3 U Call It, $4 Tx Tornadoes, $5 Liquor Pitchers F & S: $3 Fireball, $8 Liquor Pitchers
$1 Mickeys & High Life Gernades, $3 Fireball, $5 Liquor
Pitchers
$3 Fireball, $5 Liquor Pitchers on the Week Days
Dizzy Rooster (306 E. 6Th // 472-7229)
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well &
$2 Domestics
$1 Tallboys All Night, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $2
Domestics
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well &
$2 Domestics
$2 Wells & $2 Domestics
F+S: Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 wells and dom $4 F BOMBS ALL
DAY EVERYDAY estics
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics
Double Daves (3000 Duval St. // 476-DAVE) Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily
The Drag Bar (2324 Guadalupe St. // 828-6063) Happy Hour Price ($1 off) on all drafts all day long
$2 Tuesday Domestic bottles & cans, premium wells,
& Jger shots
$1.25 Lone Star and ZiegenBock pints
$5 Study Breaks: Get a pint of Lone Star or ZiegenBock any
well or cold shot
F:BOMB DAY! $3.50 well bombs, $4.50 for premium bombs
S: $1 off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jger shots
$1 off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys
(Happy Hour Mon-Fri 3-7pm): $1.50 Lone Star & Ziegen-
Bock Pints, $3.50 premium wells & $1 off all Drafts
Elysium (705 Red River St // 474-2285) CLOSED $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots
$2.50 Bottled Domestics, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft,$2.00
Blood Shots
$2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $3.00 Wells, $2.00 Blood Shots F+S: $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft
Fuzzys Taco Shop (2522 Guadalupe// 382-5553) $1 Zeigenbock $1.50 Tecate $2 Titos $2 Wells/West Campus Well Wednesdays 3$ Titos/Jim Beam
F: $3 Titos/JimBeam S: $3 Titos/Jim Beam ($2 Bud Lights during
Longhorn Games)
HH All Day $2 Bud Lights $2 Ritas $1.50 PBR and $5 Pticher of PBR
Friends (208 E. 6Th // 320-8193) $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers
F: $2 H Bombs All Night F+S: $3 Mimosas 4-7pm, $1 Jello Shots and $1
Test Tube Shots
$3 Mimosas from 5-8pm $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers
Haven (409 Colorado St // havenaustin.com) CLOSED CLOSED $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka F+S: $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and avors) before 11pm $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and avors) before 11pm
Kingdom (103 East 5th, Suite B) CLOSED CLOSED $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Red Bull Bombs All night $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Bartenders Choice Shots All night $3 Austin Draughts and $3 Wells until Midnight $5 Fresh Margaritas and $3 Austin Draughts $3 Austin Draughts until Midnight
The Library Bar (407 E. 6th St // 236-0662) $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2 Import Drafts
College Night// $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks
+ $2 Import Bottles & $2.50 U Call Its - Until 11PM
F+S: $2.50 U Call Its Until 11PM & $3 Long Island Teas All Night $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks
Lit Lounge (215 E. 6th St // 466-2604) Closed Closed $1 wells $2 shots $2 any liquor all night!
F: $2 wells free champigain for groups of ladies until 11
S: $2 wells until 11 free champigain for groups of ladies until 11
$1 wells $2 select shots
The Lodge (411 E. 6th St // 547-4161) $2 Wells and Domestics Texas Tuesdays - $1 Miller High Life til 11PM, $2 Miller Lites $2 Tequila, $2 Mexican Beers $2 Any Beer, $2 Any Drink
F: $2 Wells and Domestics
S: $2 You Call It til 11PM
$2 You Call it all night
Maggie Maes (323 E. 6Th // 478-8541) $3 domestics $3 domestics $3 domestics $3 You Call Its F+S: $3 Domestics Till 11pm $3 Domestics
Mellow Mushroom (2426 Guadalupe st // 472-6356) Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm -close
F: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close
S: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close
Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $3 LITs and $3 Margaritas
Micheladas Cafe Y Cantina (333 E. 2nd St. 320-0300))
All day happy hour! $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1
off cocktails
All day happy hour! $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1
off cocktails
Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1
off cocktails
Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1
off cocktails
F: Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1 off
cocktails S: Brunch 10am-3pm $2 Mimosas
Brunch 10am-3pm $2 Mimosas
Mooseknuckle Pub (406 E. 6Th // 350-4747) $2 Wells & Domestics $2 Wells & Domestics $2 Pints & Wells $5 Pitchers, $2 Wells & Domestics F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics until 11PM $2 Wells & Domestics
Midnight Rodeo (2201 E. Ben White Blvd. // 448-0885) Available for private parties. Contact us today! Available for private parties. Contact us today! $1.50 Coors Light & Miller Lite LNs $2.00 U-Call-Its $1.50 Bar Drink & Miller Lite Pitchers
F: $1.50 Miller Lt Drafts & Y Vodka + $4 Crown Royal
S: $2.75 Bar Drinks & Most Domestic Longnecks
Available for private parties. Contact us today! Available for private parties. Contact us today!
The Ofce Bar & Beer Garden (3526 E 7th St) $2 Doms, $15 Import Buckets, Free Pool All Night $2 All Beer from 9pm - 11pm $2 Doms, Free pool, Freek Karaoke All Night $2 Off All Buckets of Beer (Doms, Imports, Premiums) F & S: $2.50 Doms, $3.50 Imports, $4 Premium Beer & Wine $2 Doms $2 Doms, $3 Imports Until 7pm
Oilcan Harry's (211 W 4th Street // 320-8823) Jackpot Karaoke / Happy Hour All Day All Night $1 well drinks $2 Drinks / 80s Music
Austins Hottest AMATEUR STRIP-OFF $300 CASH PRIZES
& $3 wells & Domestics + $3.75 Tuaca
F: Dance to the sounds of DJ Kavika
S: Dance to the sounds of DJ Licious
$1 Mimosas / Happy Hour Prices All Day All Night Happy Hour Prices Until 10pm
Peckerheads (402 E. 6Th // 473-2553) Closed $2 Any Tequila, $2 Any Mexican Beer $2 Bud Lights, $3 H-Bombs $2 Domestic Beers, $5 Giant Mason Jar Long Islands
F: $3 Coronas, $3 Kamikazes
S: $2 Any beer, $2 any drink til 11pm
Closed
Petes Dueling Piano Bar (421 East 6th St // 472-7383) NO COVER NO COVER NO COVER No Cover // $2 PBR + $4 H Bombs w/Redbull - 10pm-2am F+S: $2 test tube shots
Soho Lounge (217 E. 6Th // 472-1916) $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers $1 Well Drinks All Nite F+S: $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers Till 11PM $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Wells And Domestics Til 11PM
The Stage on Sixth (508 E. 6th Street // 614-1540) Closed $2 Texas Beers & $3 Texas Spirits $3 Dos XX & $2 Margaritas $5 Sh*t Kicker Cocktails
F: $5 Red Bull Vodka & $3 Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka
S: $3 PBR Tall Boys & $3 Jim Beam
$1 Miller High Life & $3 Bacardi Silver $5 Sweet Ass Texas Tea
Thirsty Nickel (325 E. 6th Street) $4 Smirnoff vodka + $3 wells and Domestics Local night. Cheap Texas beer. $3 Titos and Deep Eddy $2 tall boys $3 You Call It F+S: $4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and Domestics until 10pm $4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and Domestics $4 Smirnoff and $3 wells and Domestics
Toulouse (409 E. 6Th St. // 473-2553) $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics Till 11, $8 Mason Jars $2 You Call It
219 West (219 W. 4Th St. // 474-2194) HH 5P-9PM/ $3 Drafts+$2.50 Bud &Miller Lt& $6-$8Ptchr Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$6-$8 Pitchers/$1 Miller Lt All Night
Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$2.50 Bud Lt&Miller Lt/$4-$8 Martini
Shakers
HH 5P-9PM//$3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt +
$4-$8 Martini Shakers
F: HH 5P-9PM// $3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt +
$4-$8 Martini Shakers S: Hh 5P-8P
Open At 5PM
The Lion & Rose (701 S Capital of Tx Hwy)
4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints
$2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99
$4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka
& $3.95 Sam Adams pints
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale
pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi +
$3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal
F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager
S: $3.95 Guinness St Pts, Harp Lager Pts & Half & Half Pnts
$2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody Marys,
$3.50 Titos Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimms
Lucky Lounge (209 West 5th St // 479-7700) $2 Lone Stars Lucky Tuesdays!! $2 Wells and Domestics till Midnight $3 Dos XX $4 Three Olives F+S: $3 Wells and Drafts till 10 Happy Hour All Night $2 Lone Stars
Speakeasy (412 Congress // 477-2789) $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos, & House Wine F: $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos & House Wine
Mon-Fri 4P-9PM// $2 Dom Drafts, $3 Mixed Drinks
& 1/2 Off Apps
Warehouse Saloon (509 E. Ben White Blvd //443-8799) $2 Tallboys
Tex-Mex Tuesdays// $2 Corona & Lonestar,
+ $3 Cuervo & Titos Vodka
$2 Domestic + $2.50 Import Bottles $2 Domestic pints + $3.00 Frozen Ritas Mon-Sat
F: $3 Frozen Margaritas (All Flavors)
S: $1 Off All Ladies Drinks
$3 Bloody Marys!
Wingzup ( 1000 E. 41st St Suite 210 // 323-2587) 50 Original Wings After 6PM 50 Boneless Wings After 6PM $1 Tenders After 6PM + Live Music After 9PM Trivia At 9PM For Prizes Happy Hour 3-7PM
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$7.75 CoronaRita F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar
4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and wines F: 8 - Close: $4 Zwack Bombs & $3 Mirror Pond Pale Ale Open to Close $2.50 well drinks and house wine $3 Bloody Marys 11 am to 4 pm
Thirsty Thursday $2 Miller Lite and $5 Bombs
F: Ladies Night $3 Malibu and $3 Kazis
S: $2 Miller Lite
Sinful Sunday $2 Miller Lite and $3 Jager Happy Hour 5-7pm $1 Domestic Drafts and $1 Wells
HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $1 Tall Boys F+S: HAPPY HOUR UNTIL 11PM-7 // $2 WELLS & $3 DOMESTICS $2 Wells & $3 Domestics
$3 U Call It, $4 Tx Tornadoes, $5 Liquor Pitchers F & S: $3 Fireball, $8 Liquor Pitchers
$1 Mickeys & High Life Gernades, $3 Fireball, $5 Liquor
Pitchers
$3 Fireball, $5 Liquor Pitchers on the Week Days
$2 Wells & $2 Domestics
F+S: Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 wells and dom $4 F BOMBS ALL
DAY EVERYDAY estics
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily
$5 Study Breaks: Get a pint of Lone Star or ZiegenBock any
well or cold shot
F:BOMB DAY! $3.50 well bombs, $4.50 for premium bombs
S: $1 off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jger shots
$1 off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys
(Happy Hour Mon-Fri 3-7pm): $1.50 Lone Star & Ziegen-
Bock Pints, $3.50 premium wells & $1 off all Drafts
$2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $3.00 Wells, $2.00 Blood Shots F+S: $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft
3$ Titos/Jim Beam
F: $3 Titos/JimBeam S: $3 Titos/Jim Beam ($2 Bud Lights during
Longhorn Games)
HH All Day $2 Bud Lights $2 Ritas $1.50 PBR and $5 Pticher of PBR
$2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers
F: $2 H Bombs All Night F+S: $3 Mimosas 4-7pm, $1 Jello Shots and $1
Test Tube Shots
$3 Mimosas from 5-8pm $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers
$3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka F+S: $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and avors) before 11pm $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and avors) before 11pm
$3 Austin Draughts & $4 Bartenders Choice Shots All night $3 Austin Draughts and $3 Wells until Midnight $5 Fresh Margaritas and $3 Austin Draughts $3 Austin Draughts until Midnight
College Night// $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks
+ $2 Import Bottles & $2.50 U Call Its - Until 11PM
F+S: $2.50 U Call Its Until 11PM & $3 Long Island Teas All Night $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks
$2 any liquor all night!
F: $2 wells free champigain for groups of ladies until 11
S: $2 wells until 11 free champigain for groups of ladies until 11
$1 wells $2 select shots
$2 Any Beer, $2 Any Drink
F: $2 Wells and Domestics
S: $2 You Call It til 11PM
$2 You Call it all night
$3 You Call Its F+S: $3 Domestics Till 11pm $3 Domestics
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We selected six random students to tell us their deepest, darkest secret (dun
dun dun): how many sexual partners theyve had. Our results ranged from as
low as you can go (aka 0, since we havent gured out how to negatively have
sex yetthough playing Dungeons and Dragons might come close) to a high of
53, and here our participantsto whom we promised anonymityspill the dirty
details of their sex livesor, ya know, lack thereof.
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6 STUDENTS TALK SEX PARTNERS
We selected six random students to tell us their deepest, darkest secret (dun
dun dun): how many sexual partners theyve had. Our results ranged from as
low as you can go (aka 0, since we havent gured out how to negatively have
sex yetthough playing Dungeons and Dragons might come close) to a high of
53, and here our participantsto whom we promised anonymityspill the dirty
details of their sex livesor, ya know, lack thereof.
LETS TALK ABOUT SEX, BABY
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NOOKIE BY
THE NUMBERS
7 Sexy Statistics
6:
As reported by the
February 2013 issue of
The New England Journal
of Medicine, the average
number of minutes intercourse lasts
(Depressing, we know.)
21:
The number of
calories burned during
that six minutes of
sex (Aka why you
cant bank on sex alone to prevent the
freshman 15Now were even more
depressed.)
13:
According to a survey
by The Harvard
Crimson of the 2013
Harvard graduating
class, the percentage of students
who said theyve had sex in the
library (Theyve got brains AND balls,
apparently.)
32:
Of guys who
frequently cant
get it up, the
percentage
who live with their parents, based
on a 27,000-person survey by
Collegehumor.com (Hows THAT
for motivation to get a job after
graduation?)
32:
According to that
same College
Humor poll, the
percentage of girls
who said they LIKE going down on
people (Those are one-to-two odds, if
youre a gamblin man.)
47:
And, to top that,
the percentage of
guys who said that
they enjoy givin
people a little love downstairs (SO
seless.)
10:
According to the
book, 1,227 Quite
Interesting Facts to
Blow Your Socks Off,
The percentage of European children
who are conceived in an IKEA bed, (So
remember to use protectionthose
sexy Swedes make dorm furniture too.)
How old were you when you lost your
virginity?
18
How was it?
It was a little awkward because neither one of
us really knew what we were doing. But we
loved each other, so it was nice.
Does someone elses number matter to
you?
No. Sex is a very personal thing, and it pisses
me of when people judge others for how
much/little experience they have had with sex.
Whats the most embarrassing thing
thats happened to you during sex?
I coughed while I was giving head and it
made a really loud, weird squelching sound,
and I narrowly avoided spitting up all over my
boyfriend. When I tried to go back to fnish,
I kept laughing so hard about what happened
that I couldnt..
Wheres the craziest place youve ever
had sex?
Outside in a park.
What are your denite dos and donts
for your partner during sex?
I defnitely need to have some kind of foreplay
before having sex. I dont really get much from
quickies at all. I like dirty talk to a degree, but
when its overdone, it creeps me out and makes
me feel awkward because I dont know how to
respond.
Whats the best sex youve ever had?
What made it so good?
I dont think I can pin down one time. My
boyfriend is in the Navy and I never get to see
him, so whenever we have sex after not seeing
each other for a long time, it always feels great.
!
Age: 21
Major: Studio Art and
Radio-Television-Film
WHATS YOUR NUMBER?
How old were you when you lost your
virginity?
I was23.
How was it?
It was good, I guess. It wasnt how I thought
it would be.
How do you feel about your number?
Indiferent. I slightly built up a lot into it
before I had sex. Now, its just another fact
of life.
Does someone elses number matter to
you?
Not really, although if it was a really big
number I would need them to get tested. I am
not messing around with that kind of stuf.
!
Age: 23
Major: Advertising
"
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How old were you when you lost your
virginity?
16. I lost my virginity to my girlfriend at the
time. I did my best to make sure we were
both comfortable with the situation, so it was
awesome.
How was it?
QUICK!! I can barely even remember the actual
act of it, but defnitely remember the feeling of
accomplishment. I was now a man in my own
eyes at that point, haha.
Does someone elses number matter to
you?
Not so much really. Everyone is going to have
some baggage. On top of that, if a girl has been
around the block, its a lot better chance she is
going to know what she is doing.
Have you ever lied about your number?
Um, duh. If a girl low-balls me and tells me a
number like 4 or 6, I reply with maybe 15 or so.
You cant make yourself seem like a whore in
comparison.
Have you had any one-night stands?
Yes, I have had plenty; some of my best
girlfriends came from these. Tough on the
average, these arent long-term, bring-home-to-
Momma girls.
What do you think is the key to good sex?
For a girl, its foreplay and taking things slow.
For a guy, its more about the attributes of the
partner. If it is my frst time with a girl, I will try
my best to make it fun for her; after time passes,
I make it more about me usually.
When do you think youll have sex next?
Tonight
Age: 22
Major: Business Management
How old were you when you lost your
virginity?
18
How was it?
Te actual penetration was painful and
uncomfortable, even though he and I were
ready for it. Actually, the frst few times I
had sex were generally painful for the frst
few minutes.
Do you have any regrets?
I regret sleeping with this one guy. I thought
he would be good in bed since he was such a
good kisser. But I was wrong! He didnt even
last fve minutes. I was so disappointed...and
sexually frustrated.
Have you had any one-night stands?
Yup. My only regret is that some of them
werent very good.
When do you think youll have sex
next?
Omg, hopefully soon. Like this week. Im
gonna want sex after all my exams.
Whats the most embarrassing thing
thats happened to you during sex?
I was having sex in my then-boyfriends
moms car...when she walks in on us. But I
dont notice until she knocks on the window
and I make direct eye contact with her as
Im straddling her son.
What are your denite dos and donts
for your partner during sex?
Hell-to-the-yes dos are spanking, biting my
nipples, and kissing my neck. Defnite do
NOT is to edge toward my butthole to try
anal without saying anything! Like I wont
notice! Absolutely not.
What advice would you give a virgin
for their rst time?
Do it whenever youre comfortable and
ready to do it. Also ladies, practice some
self loving (i.e. masturbate!). How is your
partner going to know what you like if
you dont even know yourself ? Plus, it feels
awesome. Treat yo self.
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Age: 21
Major: Public Health
%
How do you feel about your number?
Good
How long will you wait before you
sleep with someone?
Til Im married
What do you think is the key to good
sex?
I think waiting until marriage and not using
sex as a need for self-fulfllment, but rather as
a desire to be one with my husband.
Age: 21
Major: Youth & Community Studies
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Oh gosh... ummmmmm 18?
How was it?
Fantastic
If you were to compare your sex life to a song, what
would it be?
My Neck, My Back by Khia, obviously. Its raunchy and
straight to the point.
Whats the most embarrassing thing thats happened
to you during sex?
I was really drunk and couldnt get my boxers of and ended
up falling and slamming my face into the corner of a table.
Whats the best sex youve ever had? What made it
so good?
Best sex was actually in a classroom late after a meeting on
campus. Something about getting caught made it really fun.
Wheres the craziest place youve ever had sex?
Closet at a party was pretty interesting. Defnitely made sure
the door was locked.
&
Age: 22
Major: Human Development
and Family Sciences
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NOOKIE BY
THE NUMBERS
7 Sexy Statistics
6:
As reported by the
February 2013 issue of
The New England Journal
of Medicine, the average
number of minutes intercourse lasts
(Depressing, we know.)
21:
The number of
calories burned during
that six minutes of
sex (Aka why you
cant bank on sex alone to prevent the
freshman 15Now were even more
depressed.)
13:
According to a survey
by The Harvard
Crimson of the 2013
Harvard graduating
class, the percentage of students
who said theyve had sex in the
library (Theyve got brains AND balls,
apparently.)
32:
Of guys who
frequently cant
get it up, the
percentage
who live with their parents, based
on a 27,000-person survey by
Collegehumor.com (Hows THAT
for motivation to get a job after
graduation?)
32:
According to that
same College
Humor poll, the
percentage of girls
who said they LIKE going down on
people (Those are one-to-two odds, if
youre a gamblin man.)
47:
And, to top that,
the percentage of
guys who said that
they enjoy givin
people a little love downstairs (SO
seless.)
10:
According to the
book, 1,227 Quite
Interesting Facts to
Blow Your Socks Off,
The percentage of European children
who are conceived in an IKEA bed, (So
remember to use protectionthose
sexy Swedes make dorm furniture too.)
How old were you when you lost your
virginity?
18
How was it?
It was a little awkward because neither one of
us really knew what we were doing. But we
loved each other, so it was nice.
Does someone elses number matter to
you?
No. Sex is a very personal thing, and it pisses
me of when people judge others for how
much/little experience they have had with sex.
Whats the most embarrassing thing
thats happened to you during sex?
I coughed while I was giving head and it
made a really loud, weird squelching sound,
and I narrowly avoided spitting up all over my
boyfriend. When I tried to go back to fnish,
I kept laughing so hard about what happened
that I couldnt..
Wheres the craziest place youve ever
had sex?
Outside in a park.
What are your denite dos and donts
for your partner during sex?
I defnitely need to have some kind of foreplay
before having sex. I dont really get much from
quickies at all. I like dirty talk to a degree, but
when its overdone, it creeps me out and makes
me feel awkward because I dont know how to
respond.
Whats the best sex youve ever had?
What made it so good?
I dont think I can pin down one time. My
boyfriend is in the Navy and I never get to see
him, so whenever we have sex after not seeing
each other for a long time, it always feels great.
!
Age: 21
Major: Studio Art and
Radio-Television-Film
WHATS YOUR NUMBER?
How old were you when you lost your
virginity?
I was23.
How was it?
It was good, I guess. It wasnt how I thought
it would be.
How do you feel about your number?
Indiferent. I slightly built up a lot into it
before I had sex. Now, its just another fact
of life.
Does someone elses number matter to
you?
Not really, although if it was a really big
number I would need them to get tested. I am
not messing around with that kind of stuf.
!
Age: 23
Major: Advertising
"
#
How old were you when you lost your
virginity?
16. I lost my virginity to my girlfriend at the
time. I did my best to make sure we were
both comfortable with the situation, so it was
awesome.
How was it?
QUICK!! I can barely even remember the actual
act of it, but defnitely remember the feeling of
accomplishment. I was now a man in my own
eyes at that point, haha.
Does someone elses number matter to
you?
Not so much really. Everyone is going to have
some baggage. On top of that, if a girl has been
around the block, its a lot better chance she is
going to know what she is doing.
Have you ever lied about your number?
Um, duh. If a girl low-balls me and tells me a
number like 4 or 6, I reply with maybe 15 or so.
You cant make yourself seem like a whore in
comparison.
Have you had any one-night stands?
Yes, I have had plenty; some of my best
girlfriends came from these. Tough on the
average, these arent long-term, bring-home-to-
Momma girls.
What do you think is the key to good sex?
For a girl, its foreplay and taking things slow.
For a guy, its more about the attributes of the
partner. If it is my frst time with a girl, I will try
my best to make it fun for her; after time passes,
I make it more about me usually.
When do you think youll have sex next?
Tonight
Age: 22
Major: Business Management
How old were you when you lost your
virginity?
18
How was it?
Te actual penetration was painful and
uncomfortable, even though he and I were
ready for it. Actually, the frst few times I
had sex were generally painful for the frst
few minutes.
Do you have any regrets?
I regret sleeping with this one guy. I thought
he would be good in bed since he was such a
good kisser. But I was wrong! He didnt even
last fve minutes. I was so disappointed...and
sexually frustrated.
Have you had any one-night stands?
Yup. My only regret is that some of them
werent very good.
When do you think youll have sex
next?
Omg, hopefully soon. Like this week. Im
gonna want sex after all my exams.
Whats the most embarrassing thing
thats happened to you during sex?
I was having sex in my then-boyfriends
moms car...when she walks in on us. But I
dont notice until she knocks on the window
and I make direct eye contact with her as
Im straddling her son.
What are your denite dos and donts
for your partner during sex?
Hell-to-the-yes dos are spanking, biting my
nipples, and kissing my neck. Defnite do
NOT is to edge toward my butthole to try
anal without saying anything! Like I wont
notice! Absolutely not.
What advice would you give a virgin
for their rst time?
Do it whenever youre comfortable and
ready to do it. Also ladies, practice some
self loving (i.e. masturbate!). How is your
partner going to know what you like if
you dont even know yourself ? Plus, it feels
awesome. Treat yo self.
$
Age: 21
Major: Public Health
%
How do you feel about your number?
Good
How long will you wait before you
sleep with someone?
Til Im married
What do you think is the key to good
sex?
I think waiting until marriage and not using
sex as a need for self-fulfllment, but rather as
a desire to be one with my husband.
Age: 21
Major: Youth & Community Studies
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Oh gosh... ummmmmm 18?
How was it?
Fantastic
If you were to compare your sex life to a song, what
would it be?
My Neck, My Back by Khia, obviously. Its raunchy and
straight to the point.
Whats the most embarrassing thing thats happened
to you during sex?
I was really drunk and couldnt get my boxers of and ended
up falling and slamming my face into the corner of a table.
Whats the best sex youve ever had? What made it
so good?
Best sex was actually in a classroom late after a meeting on
campus. Something about getting caught made it really fun.
Wheres the craziest place youve ever had sex?
Closet at a party was pretty interesting. Defnitely made sure
the door was locked.
&
Age: 22
Major: Human Development
and Family Sciences
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Haven
409 B Colorado Street
(512) 522-0409
When you want to venture
off 6th to do a little dancing,
Havens got ya covered, and
between the drinks, DJs, lights
and go-go- dancers its the
perfect place to go to get
your groove on. (Yeah, your
groove.) But pleaseleave the
Macarena moves behind.
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Best Organization:
Tejas
Tejasclub.org
These guys are not only all
about helpin out a good
cause, but they also know how
to have a good time, so ladies
lock it downthats husband
material right there
Best Professor:
Dr. Daly
Interpersonal Communications
Attendance isnt mandatory,
and the class is always
packedAKA when it comes to
kicking ass at teaching class,
Dalys got it
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Best Burger:
Hopdoddy Burger Bar
1400 South Congress Avenue
(512) 243-7505
With all-natural ingredients
and craft drafts, this burger
joint is circa a million levels
above Mickey Ds
Best Pizza:
Home Slice
1415 South Congress Avenue
(512) 444-7437
Awesome name aside, youll be
hard-pressed to nd
better pizza
Best Date Spot:
Sao Paulos Restaurante
2809 San Jacinto Boulevard
(512) 473-9988
Great food, killer drinks, and a
close-to-campus location make
this gem both a rst-rate place
for an impressive rst date
and an awesome spot for an
anniversary
Best Late-Night Grub:
Big Bite
415 West 24th Street
(512) 457-4992
Because where else are you
going to get mozzarella sticks
and chicken ngers on your
burger til 4 a.m.?
Best BBQ:
Franklins
900 East 11th Street
(512) 653-1187
You know its a good sign
when people are lining up for
lunch at 9 a.m.
Best Mexican:
Juan in a Million
2300 East Cesar Chavez Street
(512) 472-3872
Traditional breakfast tacos get
blown out of the water by the
massive Don Juan that has
gotta be, like, 10 lbs. of potato,
eggs, bacon and cheese
Best Sushi:
Bar Chi
206 Colorado Street
(512) 382-5557
For happy hourfor reverse
happy houror basically any
time you wanna get down on
some damn good sushi
Best Sandwich:
Fricanos Deli
2405 Nueces Street
(512) 482-3322
These guys have sandwiches
down to a science, but each
one is a work of edible art
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Best Dessert:
Gourdoughs
(512) 707-1050
1503 South 1st Street
Because sometimes all you
need after a big meal is a
delicious, 6,000-calorie donut
no, but really, its worth it
Best Coffee Shop:
Mozarts Coffee Roasters
3825 Lake Austin Boulevard
(512) 477-2900
A view of the lake and badass
brew make studying suck
slightly less, swear
Best Hungover Food:
Kerbey Lane
2606 Guadalupe Street
(512) 477-5717
Dominate your hangover via
pancakes 24 hours a day or
hair-of-the-dog it with mimosa
carafes
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Best Local Band:
The Bright Light Social Hour
@TBLSH
Thebrightlightsocialhour.com
These long-locked lads know
how to rockcheck out our
interview with them on
page 50!
Best Rap Group:
Stoopid Starz
@stoopidstarz
Youtube.com/deonneb
These local guys are the next
big thingand they gave us 15
fun facts on page 46!
Best DJ:
DJ Jason Jenkins
@djjasonjenkins
Catch him spin at Lanai and
Kingdom!
Best Live Music Venue:
Stubbs
801 Red River Street
(512) 480-8341
Theres nothing more Austin-y
than catching a show (and
usually sweating outside) at
Stubbs, and the sound
is insane
Best Radio DJ:
Rod Babers
1300 The Zone
Hear this Lifetime Longhorn
talkin Texas football on his
show, Sports Buffet
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Best Happy Hour:
Trudys
409 West 30th Street
(512) 477-2935
For ve hours (2-7)
from Monday thru Friday,
you can save mad
money on faves like
Mexican martinis
Best College Bar:
Burnsides
413 East 6th Street
Facebook.com/
BurnsidesTavern
A drunk guy once told us,
when youre here,
youre familyand while
thats actually the
Olive Garden slogan
(sorry, bro), we gotta
admit yall are
all bout Burnsides
Best Sports Bar:
Pluckers
2222 Rio Grande Street
(512) 469-9464
To watch the game and
GET PLUCKED UP, duh
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Best Gym:
Gregory
Burn calories and check out
coeds without leaving campus!
(And, ya know, primarily
because of the pool)
Best Hair Salon:
Birds Barbershop
Check out birdsbarbershop.
com for the location
nearest you!
Where else can you sip on a
Shiner while you get snipped?
Best Tanning Salon:
Darque Tan
2007 Guadalupe Street
(512) 499-8266
When it comes to getting you
bronzed and beautiful, these
people are pros
Best Hookah Lounge:
Arab Cowboy
901 West 24th Street
(512) 477-9456
Sit back, relax and beat the
heat with some iced hookah
including fancy avors like
Blue Mist
Best Liquor Store:
Twin Liquors
Check out twinliquors.com for
the location nearest you!
A good selection and aptly
namedbecause after a
shopping spree hear, youre
sure to be seein double
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Best Dessert:
Gourdoughs
(512) 707-1050
1503 South 1st Street
Because sometimes all you
need after a big meal is a
delicious, 6,000-calorie donut
no, but really, its worth it
Best Coffee Shop:
Mozarts Coffee Roasters
3825 Lake Austin Boulevard
(512) 477-2900
A view of the lake and badass
brew make studying suck
slightly less, swear
Best Hungover Food:
Kerbey Lane
2606 Guadalupe Street
(512) 477-5717
Dominate your hangover via
pancakes 24 hours a day or
hair-of-the-dog it with mimosa
carafes
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Best Local Band:
The Bright Light Social Hour
@TBLSH
Thebrightlightsocialhour.com
These long-locked lads know
how to rockcheck out our
interview with them on
page 50!
Best Rap Group:
Stoopid Starz
@stoopidstarz
Youtube.com/deonneb
These local guys are the next
big thingand they gave us 15
fun facts on page 46!
Best DJ:
DJ Jason Jenkins
@djjasonjenkins
Catch him spin at Lanai and
Kingdom!
Best Live Music Venue:
Stubbs
801 Red River Street
(512) 480-8341
Theres nothing more Austin-y
than catching a show (and
usually sweating outside) at
Stubbs, and the sound
is insane
Best Radio DJ:
Rod Babers
1300 The Zone
Hear this Lifetime Longhorn
talkin Texas football on his
show, Sports Buffet
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Best Happy Hour:
Trudys
409 West 30th Street
(512) 477-2935
For ve hours (2-7)
from Monday thru Friday,
you can save mad
money on faves like
Mexican martinis
Best College Bar:
Burnsides
413 East 6th Street
Facebook.com/
BurnsidesTavern
A drunk guy once told us,
when youre here,
youre familyand while
thats actually the
Olive Garden slogan
(sorry, bro), we gotta
admit yall are
all bout Burnsides
Best Sports Bar:
Pluckers
2222 Rio Grande Street
(512) 469-9464
To watch the game and
GET PLUCKED UP, duh
)0'"#$3)"
Best Gym:
Gregory
Burn calories and check out
coeds without leaving campus!
(And, ya know, primarily
because of the pool)
Best Hair Salon:
Birds Barbershop
Check out birdsbarbershop.
com for the location
nearest you!
Where else can you sip on a
Shiner while you get snipped?
Best Tanning Salon:
Darque Tan
2007 Guadalupe Street
(512) 499-8266
When it comes to getting you
bronzed and beautiful, these
people are pros
Best Hookah Lounge:
Arab Cowboy
901 West 24th Street
(512) 477-9456
Sit back, relax and beat the
heat with some iced hookah
including fancy avors like
Blue Mist
Best Liquor Store:
Twin Liquors
Check out twinliquors.com for
the location nearest you!
A good selection and aptly
namedbecause after a
shopping spree hear, youre
sure to be seein double
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PHOTO: PRESS
PHOTO: TULANE PUBLIC RELATIONS
PHOTO: SAUCY SALAD
PHOTO: CNEWTONCOM
PHOTO: PRESS
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ON CAMPUS ON CAMPUS
WHATCHU KNOW
ABOUT APO?
What is Alpha Phi Omega?
Alpha Phi Omega is a national co-ed service organization founded
on the principles of leadership, friendship and service. It provides
its members the opportunity to develop leadership skills as they
volunteer on their campus, in their community, for the nation, and
for the organization.
Whats your favorite APO event?
My favorite APO event has to be being able to run the worlds
largest Texas fag before every home UT football game.
Whats your favorite memory as an APO member so
far?
My favorite memory as an APO member was being one of the
Family Heads and helping organize hangouts each week where
I got to meet and hang out with some pretty cool people while
doing something interactive and fun.
In honor of Thanksgiving, what are you thankful for?
I am thankful for my family and friends, because they constantly
encourage and push me to work my hardest each day.
Do you have any hidden talents?
I can speak and understand Arabic.
Single?
Yes.
Whats your sign?
Leo.
Whos your celebrity crush?
Defnitely Rachel McAdams.
Hot or not: Miley Cyrus?
Debatable...
Hot or not: The Kardashians?
Prior to having babies, defnitely...after, well thats debatable as
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hidden talents, his organizationand
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THE TOP COLLEGE CANINES
HOT TOPIC: THE OFFICIAL UT FRAGRANCE
BOONE
This is the perky pups rst
year of college (the furry
freshman!), and here the
maltese is sittin pretty with
his pretty owner, CSD major,
Avery Moore. 1
TROY
This Great Pyrenees is a big
dog who loves the big city
and, of course, his owner,
accounting major, Christine
Kurian.
2
INDIANA
The Akita/German Shepherd
mix is in a STATE of
happiness, hangin out with
architecture major, Ethan
Menebroker.
3
RIGBY
The Australian Cattle Dog
may be from down under,
but here hes on top of the
world with his human, marine
biology major, Matthew
Schulze.
4
MAXIMILIAN
This American Boxer loves
taking study breaks with his
owner, SB writer and English
major, Sarahbeth Lester.
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EAU DE LONGHORN
Okay, its not actually called that (and hopefully wont smell like
that), but were beyond stoked for the upcoming release of an ofcial
UT fragrance! After all, weve been wearing and bleeding burnt
orange for years, but short of slathering ourselves in barbeque sauce
(which just smells like shame, btw), weve yet to fgure out how to
smell like burnt orange. Ya knowuntil now.
WHAT: Te University of Texas For Her and For Him
WHEN: Te fragrance is set to hit shelves February 2014just in
time to serve as a V-Day present for your Longhorn lova.
WHERE: Were not sure where it will be available, but we can tell
you where to put it: on your wristson your neckbetween your
toes
WHY: Because if Justin Bieber can have a freakin fragrance, you
better Believe (couldnt help it) UT should have one too.
Our Favorite Pups Walkin It Out In West Campus
(Oh, and Their Humans Too)
SAY WHAT?
Loose Talk in the ATX This Month
GOT 'EM BEAT IN THE CUTENESS CATEGORY? TWEET US
A PIC OF YOU AND YOUR PUP @STUDYBREAKS
Tell him to purchase a mirror and
a brain.
- Girl at Cafe Medici judging a poorly
dressed student
Ive been reading about
nudity for hours...Oh, the life
of an art major!
Art major, Jessica W., on her
study habits
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course.
-Girl at Twin Liquors
"Everyone on that show is just
insane. Except for Walt, Jr.he's
kinda cute."
Fashion major, Kristina H., on the
Breaking Bad nale
Girl, but have you seen his new
Facebook prole pic? Not the best...
but hes cute in real life, I swear.
-Girl on the West Campus bus
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ON CAMPUS: WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?
The major for those seeking their Mrs.
-Gianna Colera, 23
Howetown: San Antonio
HUMAN DEVELOPMENT & FAMILY SCIENCES
STUDYING CELEBS:
BIG NAMES WITH THIS MAJOR
KATHERINE
HEPBURN
Actress
Bryn Mawr College
FROM THE MOUTHS OF
HDF MAJORS
We study love, because
we know we are all forever
alone.
-Alexander Limas, 22
Hometown: San Antonio
Majoring in personal
relationships means I win every
argument, every time. Muah.
-Michelle Segroves, 22
Hometown: Frisco
MARCIA
CROSS
Actress
Antioch University
TED
BUNDY
Serial Killer (awkward)
University of
Washington
$37,700
The average starting salaryto analyze and
deal with all the issues we cant handle
ourselves. Oh, and there are a lot of those.
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MYTHBUSTERS:
STEREOTYPES SHOT DOWN
MYTH: HDF is the major for slackers.
TRUTH: We don't know about you, but spending 6+ hours
in a "lab" with children doesn't sound like slacking to us. (It
actually sounds a little like hell.)
MYTH: HDF is in the College of Natural Sciences, but its
totez not a science.
TRUTH: Obviously youve never sat in on an HDF
class, because they have relationships and love down to
a SCIENCE. Not to mention the mechanics of sexual
attractionmaybe you could take a note, bro?
MYTH: HDF majors end up with no jobs after graduation.
TRUTH: Tink about all the problems you have. Now multiply
that by all the people in the world. Yeah, we're pretty sure
there are plenty of jobs available.
A new major every month! This issue, we hit the books and found
a bunch of reasons why you should switch to HDFlike, now.
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MUSIC MUSIC
NOVEMBER LINE-UP
11/16
TWENTY ONE PILOTS @ EMO'S
Contrary to what their name may
indicate, there arent twenty one guys
in this band. The group is actually
composed of a duo, and thoughalso
contrary to what their name may
indicatethey may not be pilots
they ARE pretty damn y. The self-
described schizoid pop group was a
VMA nominee in the Artist to Watch
category, and their combination of
everything from poetic rap to the
ukulele makes for a great album and a
hell of a live show. We recommend you
check out their hit, Holding Onto You,
plus other gems from their 2013 album,
Vessel, like Fake You Out and House
of Gold, and then buckle your seatbelt,
put your tray table upand get ready
for takeoff. (Ya knowbecause of the
pilot thing.)

11/1 Paramore with Metric and
Hellogoodbye @ Austin360
Amphitheater
11/2 A Silent Film with HANDS @ The
Parish
11/3 IAMDYNAMITE @ Stubbs
11/7 Beats Antique @ Emos
11/8 Eli Young Band @ ACL Live at the
Moody Theater
11/11 Motion City Soundtrack @ Emos
11/15 Polica @ Emos
11/15 Flux Pavilion @ Austin Music Hall
11/15 Whiskey Shivers @ Antones (on
Riverside)
11/16 Head and the Heart @ Stubbs
11/16 Twenty One Pilots with Robert
DeLong @ Emos
11/20 The Limousines with Mona @
Stubbs
11/22 CHVRCHES @ Stubbs
11/23 Built to Spill @ Stubbs
11/24 Charlie XCX with Kitten @ The
Parish
11/27 Randy Rogers Band @ ACL Live at
the Moody Theater
11/29 Gary Clark, Jr. @ Stubbs
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raised in Colorado
and played football
in college.
2. Jet is a huge
Batman fan.
3. The guys of Stoopid Starz
met in college and built a
studio in their dorm room.
4. Deonne Bs favorite artist is
Kanye West, and Jets
is Eminem.
5. Both of the guys have
small rescue dogs.
6. Jet designed
the Stoopid
Starz logo.
7. Deonne Bs
favorite movie
is Castaway.
8. Jet has an awesome
sneaker collection.
9. They recently signed the
rst artistMaJetto the
Stoopid Starz music imprint.
10. Jet watches
The X-Files.

11. Lauren Conrad is Deonne
Bs celebrity crush.
12. Jet was rasied in Dallas,
and the Cowboys are his
favorite sports team.
13. When he was 13,
Deonne B landed a
recording deal.
14. Seafood is Deonne
Bs favorite thing to eat.
15. Jet is a big wrestling
fan.
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BUZZ BUZZ
TV
The Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills
Expected Season 4 Premiere:
November 4
Te day after the premiere of their Atlanta
counterparts, the 90210-based version of
Bravos housewives are back in action. We
suggest you watch it as an entertaining
study break, a cautionary tale of Botox gone
bad, and an important how-to for what
NOT to do when youre 40like wear
Juicy sweatsuits, mostly.
WHAT WERE OMG-ING OVER RIGHT NOW!
THE KILLERS: DIRECT HITS
Expected Release: November 11
Hey, remember that episode of The O.C. where Ryan and Seth went to The
Bait Shop on a double date and saw The Killers?! Uhhyeah, us neither. But
almost a decade later, the now-famous band (who puts on one of the best
live shows weve ever seen) is releasing a greatest hits album featuring two
new songs, including Shot At The Nightwhich, honestly, we're not too
keen on. But hey, well look on the (Mr.) Brightsidewith all those classics,
the albums sure to be nothing short ofkiller.
MUSIC
@SATC3quel
Tis genius, pun-peddling
account tweets quotes from
a hypothetical 2013 version
of Sex and the City, like this
gem: [CARRIE V.O.]: And thats when it hit me.
New Yorkers spend so much time candy crushing...
that they dont have time for manly crushing.
Perfection.
WEB:TWITTER EDITION!
COMPILED BY: SAM SUMPTER
@JoshGondelman
Tis comedian co-authors
@Seinfeldtoday, has appeared
on a Wheaties box, and tweets
the best things ever, like this:
James Franco is Joseph Gordon-Levitt if he were
still obsessed with his semester abroad. GOLD.
@BoBurnham
Hes a poet, comedianand
kinda weird guy. Great at
Twitter though, yo. Check
it: I thought you wanted
boys here. Sorry, I shouldve asked. Should I tell
them to leave? - my milkshake. Yeah, were lovin it.
The Wolf of Wall Street
Expected Release: November 15
Leonardo DiCaprio ars alongside Matthew
McConaughey, Jonah Hill and, uhh, the dad
from Friday Night Lights in this Scorsese-
directed biographical drama about
stockbroking, corruption andfrom the looks
of the trailernaked girls wearing dresses
made out of money, chimpanzees, confetti,
fast cars, shirtless trumpeters, and guns, all
set to a Kanye song. Sign us up.
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EXCLUSIVE EXCLUSIVE
Sam sat down with Te Bright Light Social Hour
at ACL with a couple of Budweisers and talked
music, crazy fans, andof coursehow they keep
those long locks looking so lustrous.
(Note: Tere are like 12 guys in this bandokay, just
fourso anything one of them said is just classifed as
TBLSHsorry for the lack of specifcity.)
SB: Im glad yall are making the patriotic
choice with your drinking.
TBLSH: Yeah, well someones got to.
SB: So youre working on your next album,
right? What can people expect from that?
TBLSH: Te frst one was more of a party, and
this one is more of the after party maybea
little more introverted, a little more dark,
psychedelic. Its more of a journey.
SB: Nice. Well how is it playing ACL since
youre from Austin?
TBLSH: It makes it extra awesome and easy.
We just get up and mosey over to the park
instead of the out-of-town thing. We did
Lollapalooza a month ago and we had a really
good time, but being in a big city is always a
lot more difcult. [In Austin] if we end up in a
gutter, someone will take us home.
SB: Right! Like, If lost, please return to
TBLSH: Yeah, we have that tattooed as a
tramp stamp. Works every time.
SB: How does playing ACL compare to
playing South By?
TBLSH: South By is more insanelike
guerilla warfare. And ACL festivals are more
British-versus-American-army type stuf. More
traditional battle formation. South By, you like
run out and (gun-shooting sound efects).
SB: Survival of the fttest.
TBLSH: Yeah. Traditional war, you get an
encampment and better supplies, but South
By, youre not quite sure when youre gonna eat
again. But you know when youre gonna drink
again, which is now!
SB: I feel like yall are a
lot more recognizable
than a lot of bands. Like
lots of people could just
walk around the festival,
but yall have a lot of
hair going on
TBLSH: We have
to walk in a broken
formation so we can get
here. Last weekend, we were trying to
walk to do interviews and it took us like four
times longer.
SB: Well, do yall have any pre-show rituals
or traditions? Superstitions
TBLSH: Tis thing [from] yoga class: you
put your thumb over one nostril and breathe
in with the other and youre breathing in the
sun, and then you put your pinky over your
opposite nostril and breathe out the moon and
do that a couple times. It aligns your masculine
and feminine energy. Te breathing is an added
bonus.
SB: So yall are all, like, downward dogging
before you go onstageI dont know if you
can get more Austin-y than that. Whatve
yall been listening to lately?
TBLSH: Tis record by Darksidethis kind
of ambient electronic artist, Nicolas Jaar,
teamed up with this guitarist. [And] Bicep
its like classic house style and theyre awesome.
SB: Oh yeah, so much cooler than Tricep.
TBLSH: Yeah, not really a fan of those type of
muscles.
SB: Whats the craziest thing thats ever
happened at one of your shows?
TBLSH: Most of the good ones involve nudity.
Savannaha guy fell through a window. He
was totally fne, though. Ten we played the
21st Street Co-op here in town and it got really
out of hand. At times, we were actually a little
afraid of the audience. Tere were people stage
diving, and a girls on the stage smashing the
cymbal with a huge rubber dildo, and someone
threw a book at the old keyboardists face.
SB: Well, hopefully it was a paperback? Do
you ever get crazy fan mail or tweets?
TBLSH: Our fans arent sexual deviants
enoughSomebody asked if we would be open
to polyandry, which is a group marriage.
SB: Well, is it hard to have a relationship
when youre on the road? What with the
marriage proposals for polyandry
TBLSH: It can be, but it also keeps things
exciting. And its so much easier now than
like 20 years ago when itd be like, Okay, well
coolIll call you on a phonein a month.
Now its like you know what she had for
breakfast without even asking her.
SB: Okay, and weve mentioned your hair
before, so I gotta askwhat kind of shampoo
and conditioner do you use?
TBLSH: Stuf that has keratin in ittea tree
oil. Biolagethat shits daaaank, but its too
expensive; its like $20 a bottle.
SB: Oh yeah, you know youve made it when
you can use Biolage.
TBLSH: Oh! Te other secret is only shampoo
at the roots. It keeps the moisture in.
SB: K, sorry. Tat was just a selfsh question.
So, last thing: Is there anything people can
do to get on your tour bus?
TBLSH: Be a good gardener. A green thumb
goes a long way with Te Bright Light Social
Hour.
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White Trash Bash
Sometimes jean shorts are not only acceptable, theyre
encouraged. Its a scientic fact that you cant dress
that ridiculous without boozing your face off.
Around the World
Consume your body weight in shots while making fun
of other countries with your ridiculous outt. Win-win in
our book.
Barbarians & Librarians
Random? Perhaps. But the sexy outt opportunities for
the girls make this a theme worth pursuing.
Classic Nickelodeon
Because when else in your life can you say you hooked
up with a girl dressed up as Tommy Pickles?
Prison Tats & Hood Rats
Unleash your inner gangster and crank up the Young
Jeezy. Just dont make any drop the soap jokes to
girls dressed as prisoners. We doubt theyd be thrilled.
Joggers & Loggers
Party themes dont always have to make sense. This is
an easy one for every sorority girl with her collection of
300+ Nike shorts.

80s
Great music, great drinks, and lots and lots of neon.
Celebrating the greatest decade in human history is
hard to beat.
ABC (Anything But Clothes)
When the main requirement of your theme is the fact
that no one will actually being wearing clothes, youre
pretty much guaranteed things will get rowdy.

Toga
The toga party is practically a requirement for every
fraternity in the country. If you havent had one yet,
youre missing out.

DayGlo
Loud music,copious amounts of paint and scantily clad
women make DayGlo parties nights to remember. The
best point? Shes going to inevitably need a shower
afterwards.
THE TOP 10
PARTY THEMES
One thing that impresses you when
youre out on a date?
If he can make me laugh and has
some class then hes a keeper. I also
enjoy a guy who doesnt talk about
himself the whole time!
Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on
you?
I was getting my car xed at the dealership and one of the
technicians came up to me and asked for my number. When
I awkwardly gave him a fake number he kept telling me how
he thought I wasnt going to give him the time of day and
how excited he was. Oops.
TFMs of the Month
TSMs of the Month
Showing off more chest than she
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Making out with one guy, taking
a shot to sterilize your mouth,
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I got 99 problems, and they can all
be solved with pro-con lists. TSM.
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In good enough shape to let people
know not to mess with you, out of shape
enough to let people know you like to
have a good time. TFM.
Being more upset about losing
your fake ID than your real one.
Telling your professor that youre
taking a mulligan on this exam.
SWEETHEART OF THE MONTH
Age: 21 Height: 56
School: Texas Christian University
Major: Nursing
Relationship Status: Single
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Where Are You Living Next Semester?
NORTH CAMPUS
The Bungalows at Forty Acres 2800 Cole St $1150-$1200 1
District 53 600 E 53rd St $500-$865 1-2
Great Oak & Grand Oak Apartments 2900/2901 Swisher St $675-$850 2
Plaza 38 206 W 38th St $650-$1050 1-2
WEST CAMPUS
21 Pearl 2104 Pearl St / (512) 906-0383 $775-$1175 1-5
21 Rio 2101 Rio Grande $750-$1675 1-3
26 West 600 W 26th St $729-$1329 1,2,4
Axis West Campus 2505 Longview Street / (512) 582-7281 $729 - $1000 1-4
The Block Various Locations $780-$1100 1-5
Casa Del Salado 2612 Salado $550 - $875 1-2
Camino Real 2810 Salado $665 - $1350 1-3
Grand Marc 510 W 26th St / (512) 453- 7602 $859 - $1300 1-5
Greenwood 1800 Lavaca $825 - $1200 1-2
The Lux 2401 Longview $675-$995 1-4
Quarters Various Locations $825-$1680 1-4
Rio West 2704 Rio Grande $579-$890 2-4
RIVERSIDE
The Arrangement 2101 Burton Dr $417-$915 1-3
The Edge at East End 1515 Wickersham Ln $399-$525 1-4
The Heights 4404 E Oltorf $360-$470 3,4
Ion at East End 1600 Wickersham Ln $405-$525 1,2,4
University Estates 1300 Crossing Place $505-$615 2-4
University Village 1301 Crossing Place / (512) 247-7711 $410-$510 2-4
The Zone at East End 4700 E Riverside Dr $439-$600 1-4
FARWEST
Bent Oaks 3600 North Hills Dr $593-$915 1-2
Northwest Hills 3600 Greystone Dr $610-$1039 1-2
The Ridge 6805 Wood Hollow Dr $468-$889 1-2
Westdale Creek 7630 Wood Hollow Dr $696-$1178 1-2
Westdale Parke 3453 Greystone Dr $464-$1027 1-2
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DIG IN DIG IN
THANKSGIVING MUNCHIES
INGREDIENTS
1 Can of condensed cream of
mushroom soup (try Campbells)
1/2 c. Milk
1 tsp. Soy sauce
Dash ground black pepper
4 c. Cooked cut green beans
1 1/3 c. French's French Fried
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1. Stir the soup, milk, soy sauce, black pepper, beans and 2/3 cup onions in a
1-1/2-quart casserole dish.
2. Bake at 350 F for 25 minutes or until the bean mixture is hot and bubbling.
Stir the bean mixture. Sprinkle with the remaining onions.
3. Bake for ve more minutes or until the onions are golden brown.
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INGREDIENTS
c. Noccllo, or othcr walnutavorcd
liqucur
1 c. Vhiskcy
c. Sugar
c. Vatcr
c. Frcsh lcmon juicc (lrom 2 lcmons)
4 Cinnamon sticks
DIRECTIONS
1. 8ring sugar and watcr to a boil in a
small sauccpan ovcr high hcat. Cook,
stirring, until sugar dissolvcs and it
turns into a syrup ol sorts. Lct cool.
2. Pour sugar watcr syrup, Noccllo,
whiskcy, and lcmon juicc into mcdium
sauccpan. 8ring ingrcdicnts to a
simmcr.
3. ividc among lour mugs, garnish cach
with a cinnamon stick, and cnjoy!
DIRECTIONS
1. Hcat ovcn to 375F.
2. Unroll both cans ol thc dough,
scparatc into 16 trianglcs. Cut cach
trianglc lcngthwisc into 3 narrow
trianglcs.
3. Placc sausagc on shortcst sidc ol cach
trianglc. Roll up cach, starting at
shortcst sidc ol trianglc and rolling to
oppositc point, placc point sidc down
on two ungrcascd cookic shccts.
4. 8akc 12 to 15 minutcs or until goldcn
brown, switching position ol cookic
shccts hallway through baking.
!mmcdiatcly rcmovc lrom cookic
shcct. Scrvc warm.
INGREDIENTS
2 pkgs. Rclrigcratcd crcsccnt dinncr
rolls (try Pillsbury)
48 Cocktailsizc smokcd link sausagcs
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HISKEY SOUR
The holidays are here, and its almost time
to start feasting on your fams home-cooked
meals. But before you venture home for the
break, gather your roommates and pre-game
the eating extravaganza with a mini meal of
your own. Youre not your grandma, and
we know you dont have the time to prep
a feast ve days in advance, so keep it
college-friendly with a few recipes that
are easy, stress-free and simply awesome
to snack on. Oh, and we included a
cocktail, because, really, how else are
you supposed to wash down 48 pigs in a
blanket?
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FUN STUFF
HOROSCOPES SPOT THE DIFFERENCE THATS A FACT JACK
THATS A FACT JACK
Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the
national bird of the United States.
November is National Pepper Month.
Its also Peanut Butter Lovers Month.
In the US, about 280 million turkeys are sold for the
Thanksgiving celebrations.
The heaviest turkey ever raised was 86 pounds
about the size of a large dog.
NOVEMBER
The stars tell you whats in store
this season.
Aries: Its seems as though youre feeling a little
homesick. With the upcoming holiday season,
youll get all of the family time you needand then
some.
Taurus: Youve been really stubborn lately.
Sometimes you have to let go of your pride to
really progress.
Gemini: This semester hasnt been your best,
but dont let that discourage you. Take care of all
your responsibilities, and youll nish strong!
Cancer: Youve been going hard all semester,
and all that work will eventually pay off. Just
keeping pushing to the end, and youll be happy
you did.
Leo: You havent had fun in a while, and youre
bursting at the seams! Take a load off, and hit the
party circuit this weekend.
Virgo: Dont let all of the recent drama get
to you. You situation is only temporary and will
eventually pass, so brave the storm.
Libra: Youve been crushing on someone for a
while, and its getting pretty pathetic. Its time to
just go for it; it might just work out!
Scorpio: Oh, happy birthday! You only get one
a year, so try and live it up!
Sagittarius: It just might be your birthday this
month too, so forget your stress and go out with
your friends!
Capricorn: Big things are happening for you
this month! An opportunity will present itself, and
youll regret it if you dont take it.
Pisces: Theres love coming your way! You have
been patient long enough, and now its nally
paying off.
Aquarius: Dont let your competitive
nature ruin your friendships. Everything is not a
competition, so chill out, k?
WORDS BY: KITA ADAMS
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!
Can you spot the 5 differences between the two photos?
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