FunnySoftballCheers

Thereshegoesjustawalkin'downtheline, Singin'dowaadiddydiddydumdiddydo. Pointingherfingerandlaughin'atyou, Singin'dowaadiddydiddydumdiddydo. balltwo,ballthree,ballfour, C'monpitcherwalksomemore. Dowaadiddydiddydumdiddydo, NextbatterupsaysWALKMETOO! TotallyforsureIjustgotamanicure thesunIswareit'sbleachin'upmycurlyhair 36to24Idon'tknowthestupidscore gogofightfight geeIhopeIplayalright gogofightfight.GoThunder! Mynameis_________ andyouknowwhatIgotisateamthat's hotterthanhot grandslamsandhomerunstoo,uuhuuhuuh wearegoingtobeatthewoopingsoutofyou. Doublethepleasure doubletheruns thatsthestatementofthegreathitsindouble one. (for#11,sungtothedoublemintsong) Pump,pump,pumpitup! IsaidPUMPpumpitup!IsaidPUMP pumpitup! Talk,talk,talkitup!Talk,talk,talkitup! IsaidTALKtalkitup!IsaidTALKtalkitup! Keep,keep,keepitup!Keep,keep,keepitup! IsaidKdoubleEPkeepitup!IsaidKdouble EPkeepitup! Getgetgetgetfiredup!Getgetgetgetfired up! Letsgetfiredup!Letsgetfiredup! We'refiredupandready!We'refiredupand ready! Ourteamisalive!Ourteamisalive! We'refiredupandready!We'refiredupand ready! Wedon'ttakenojive!Wedon'ttakenojive! SobecoolSobecool SobecalmSobecalm Sobeselective,becollective righton,righton.

Whatdidshesay?Gogetmyball. Whatdidshesay?Gogetmyball,gogetmy ball. That'swhatshesaid.Gogetmyball. That'swhatshesaid. Thatballwasscreamin' thatballsaidhurtme, thatballsaidtakemetakeme,takemeway out. Upwherethebirdiesfly! ToohighToohigh. DownWheretheGophersGo, WayToLow! Highhigh,yourpitchingtohigh, Isaidshecan'tmakeitflywhenyourpitching tohigh. Hiho,hiho, it'sofftofirstwego, thensecondthenthirdthenhomeagain hihohihohihohiho. (whenwalked,sungtothesevendwarfs theme) Hitithard,downthemiddle, makethepitcherbendalittle, makeher(clap,clap)eatsomedirt. Yourtheone,oneone,yourtheone (sung3timesto#11) Hollycowtheballwentfoul moooooveitover! HAAAWWWWKKKSSwe'regonnawintonite (clapclap) allyagootadoisputyourmindtoit, doitalrightalright(repeteandgetlouder) Heyheywaddayousay, hittheballtheotherway, harder,fatherfair, andifyoudon'tlikeit, foulitoffagainyabigdog,woof,woof,meow.

Heyhey(E.G.#5)"echo" wegotoureyesonyou,"echo" andwhatwelikemostofall,"echo" isthewayyouhitthatball,"echo" sohitit,hitit,ripit,ripit,hititripit, knockitout,"echo" riponedownthemiddle,"echo" boggiearoundthebases,"echo" sliderightintheirfaces,"echo" butdon'ttriponyourlaces."echo" Strawberryshortcakebannanasplit, wemadeyourteamlooklike, shiftittotheleft,shiftittotheright, standupsitdownFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT. Hitithard,hititfast, knockthatpitcheronthegrass. Wedon'tplaywithbarbiedolls(2times) wejustplaywithbatsandballs(2times) wedontwearnominnyskirt(2times) wejustwearpantsandtshirts(2times) wedontdrinknolemonade(2times) wejustdrinkourpowerade(2times) soifIwereyou,I'dscootyourbootyback(3 times) butI'mnotyousoI'dstaywhereyourat(3 times) (name)isafriendofmine, shecanhititanytime,putabatinherhand, shecanhitit,yesshecan!hitit, nananana!ripitnananana!hititripit knockitaround, makethosefieldersfalltotheground, eatdirtchcheatchchgoaheadandeatdirt! Yougotapieceofit.Nowgettherestofit. Hey,hey,whatdoyasay,hittheballtheother way. Hitithigh,hititlow,hitittoNewMexico. Shestoldonyou(repeat2x) Whileyouwerepickinyournoseshewas tippingonhertoes. Shestoldonyou(repeat2x) OlayOlay,OlayOlay, hitthatballtheotherway, ourteamishothothot,yourteamisnotnot not, sohittheballballball,overthewallwallwall, Olay. Saywhenyourteamhitsafoulball.

Wewill,wewill,rockyoudown, shakeyouup,allvolcanoeswillerrupt, we'rethemightyFlyersheretostay, we'regonnarockyounightandday, sofastenyourseatbelts,steponthegas, we'regonnaknockyouonyour... Everybody!wewill,wewill,rockyou! Iturnedontheradioandwhatdoihear, ElvisPreslysingingourcheer, sayweregoingtofightweregoingtofight weregoingtofightweregoingtofight, fightfighttillwewintonight. Umpaloompa,doopidydo, we'vegotanotherstatementforyou. Umpa,loompadoopidydee, you'regonnalosewhenyouplayXTREME. Waytotakeitfortheteam,eventhoughyou wanttoscream! MynameisMollieandyouknowwhatigot, WHATDOYOUGOT,Igottabatterthatshotter thanhot, HOWHOTISHOT,batmanandsuperman,uh huhuhhuh, noonecanhitlike(thebattersname)can! Alrightokay. RallyRally,thepitchersnameisSally, rooorooorooorooorooo(repeat2x) Mamamamacan'tyousee,mamamamacan't yousee, whatfastpitchsoftball'sdointome,what fastpitchsoftball'sdointome, mybodyachesIneedarest,mybodyachesI needarest, butthat'swhatittakestobethebest,but that'swhatittakestobethebest. Weneedahithithithithit, sowecanrunrunrunrunrun, sowecanscorescorescorescorescore, thenwecanwinwinwinwinwin, weneedahittorunwegottaruntoscorewe gottascoretowin, solet'shit(clapclap) Thecopsarecomen'thecopsarecomen' westoleabasewestoleabase thecopsarecomen'whoowhoowhoo.

Ripit(echo) Hitit,ripit,knockitaround(echo), knockthatballrightoutoftown(echo) DangerZone(DZ's) leader:Mynameis____Team:Rocktheboat Leader:I'mfeelinfine,Team:Rocktheboat Leader:Youmesswithme,Team:Rockthe boat Leader:I'llblowyourmind,Team:Rockthe boat Alltogether:Isaidabangbangchochotrain windmeupandI'lldomything, IknowkarateIknowKungFuyoumesswith meI'llmesswithyou! DZ'skickbootybaby! (name)(name)Yourtheone(repeat) youhitthatballandrunrunrun,(repeat) roundthosebasesyoushallgo,(repeat) firstsecondthirdandhome. Didshego?Didshego? Idon'tthinkso,nonono,waytolow(lastline inlowvoice) Youmadetheconnection,butinthewrong direction, somakethecorrectionandDRIVEDRIVE DRIVEIT! Therewasalittlefroggysittingonalog, hewascheeringfortheotherteamandhad nosenseatall, thebatterhitafoulballandhithimonthe head andwhenhegotbackupagainthisiswhathe said, hesaidgo,gogo,goyoumighty(Teamname) fight,fightfight,fightyamighty(teamsname) win,winwin,winyoumighty(teamsname) gofightwinandbethechampions. Minenameis______yeahI'mfeelingfine yeah,youmesswithmeyeahI'llblowyour mind, Isaidabangbangchoochootrain comongirllet'sdoourthing weknowkarateweknowkongfu youmesswithmeI'lldoitonyou. (topitcherw/highballs) Everybody.Someonecallthedoctorshe's throwingup!(makethrowupsound)

Iloveyou(echo) Youstoletwo(echo) Gollygee(echo) nowstealthree(echo) justonemore(echo) thenwe'llscore(echo) slideonit(echo) thenwe'llwin(echo) Ridingonadonkey,sittingonacactus, wethinkyourteamneedsalittlepractice. HITITHititformebaby SmackILIKEITSmackILIKEIT(repeat) Wewillwewillrockyoudownshakeyouup likeavolcanowe'llerupt wearethe(name)andwe'reheretostay we'regoingtobeatyouoncompetitionday, sobuckleupyourseatbeltandsteponthegas we'rethe(name)andwe'rehavingablast (totherythmeofwewillrockyou) Mynameis____(crackthebat) Imfeelingfine(crackthebat) Youmesswithme(crackthebat) I'llblowyourmind. IsaidbangbangchoochootrainwindmeupI domythang IknowkarateIknowkunfuyoumesswithme I'llmesswithyou. MynameisKatyandyouknowwhatIgot? Whatdoyougot? Igotateamthat'shotterthanhot. Howhotishot? Grandslamsandhomerun'sToo. Uhuh,we'regonnabeatthewoopiesoutof you. Heydontbeafoolwere#1let'shavesome fun AussumptionRoyalsare#1Woowoo. Iseeagapand(player'sname)isgoing shopping.(Repeat) Wewillwewillrockyoudownshakeyouup Likeavolcanowillerupt Getinthecarsteponthegas wewillkickyouinyour (Everybody)Wewillwewillflylikeabutterfly stinglikeabee We'renumber1andwe'llalwaysbe.

Waytohang,Waytohang Waytodoyourthing,Waytodoyourthing sista,sista! That'sthewayuhhuhuhhuhWelikeituh huhuhhuh That'sthewayuhhuhuhhuhWelikeit (sungwhensomeonescoresorhitstheball) Mouthwash,toothpaste,elmersglue C'monbatterwatchagonnado! Hitit!(echo) Ripit!(echo) Hitit,ripit,knockitaround!(echo)

HeyPitcherLookatme! I'mamonkeyinatree! OheeohItingtangwallawallabingbang OheeohItingtangwallawallabingbang HeyPitcherLookatme! I'mamonkeyinatree! Oheeohiitingtangwallawallabingbang Oheeohiitingtangwallawallabingbang ByKellsieAnn#18,Tidesters ____isuptobattogivetheballawack IfIwasyouandyouwasme I'dscuttmybootybackscuttmybootyscutt scuttmybootyscuttmybootyback! We'reallforone(wereallforone) We'reoneforall(wereoneforall) Togetherwestand(togetherwestand) Togetherwefall(togetherwefall) andintheend(andintheend) Wewinthemall(wewinthemall) Dowhenyouwinagameatthepitchers mound HeyHeyWhatdoyousayhitthatballthe otherway Checkthatlittlepitcherout(echo) Isshehighisshelow?(echo) Isshefastissheslow(echo) AllthewaytooMexico Allthewaytoidontknow! (sungwhenthereisanewpitcher) Heyshortstopdon'tdropthatballoryour teamisgonnafall Pumppumppumpitup Isaidpumppumpitup Keepkeepkeepitup IsaidKdoubleEPkeepitup Thecookiemonstersaidthatthe(team name)sarethegreatbigcookieatthetopof thejar Thecookiemonstersaidthatthe(other team)saretheitybitycrumsatthebottomof thejar

TurnaroundlikeM.C.Hammer TouchthegroundlikeSaltandPepper ShakeyourbootylikeTootyFruity Go(yourteam) Gosaywhatgo(yourteam)Go!! Mynameis(name)YAandthat'snolie CHECKITOUTI'mgonnaplaysoftballuntilI die CHECKITOUTandwhenIdieYA AndwhenI'mgoneYA I'mgonnaleave(otherplayersname)tocarry on CHECKITOUT(repeatforotherplayers) Holycowwhatafoul Moooveitovermoooveitover Holysheepthatwassheepbackbackitup!

Swingthatbatandripthatball,honey,honey, Swingthatbatandbustthatball,babe,babe Swingthatbatandhitthatball,roundthose basesYEEHA! Swingthatbatandripthatball,babe,babe (repeatcheerwhileclapping) ByShades#3,BombersSoftball Weneedasinglejustalittlesingle singlesinglesinglesingle Weneedadoublejustalittledouble doubledoubledoubledouble Weneedatriplejustalittletriple tripletripletripletriple Weneedahomerunjustalittlehomerun hohomhomerunhomerun (claptwice)basehit(claptwice)wedon'tcare justhit

Ihadarubberducky(dananana) andhisnamewasFred([dananana) Herootedfortheotherteam(dananana) SoIshothiminthehead(dananana) Ihadanotherrubberducky(dananana) andhisnamewasSteve(dananana) Herootedforourteam(dananana)THE#1 TEAM(dananana) Seethatbatteratthatplate She'sthebestinallthesate She'sgotspiritshe'sgotpride Ha,Ha,Hashe'sonourside! Goodconnection Wrongdirection Makethatcorrection! (name)(name)Wemissyousowillyouplease comehome? PLEASECOMEHOME!(toarunneronthird) (Playersname)isafriendofmine(RipRip) Shecanhititanytime(RipRip) Anytimeandanywhere(RipRip) Shecanhititouttahere(RipRip) Ourteamiswhat?(Dynamite!) Ourteamiswhat?(Dynamite!) Ourteamistick,tick,tick,tick,BAMDynamite! Yourteamiswhat?(Dynamite!) Yourteamiswhat?(Dynamite!) Yourteamistick,tick,tick,tickPSSHH,Yeah right! Pitcherpitcherwasthematter, cancanyoupitchsomefaster, (repeat)Youhadmewaitingallday,PLEASE PITCHFASTERFORGOODNESSSAkE! Westoleonyou,Yeahwestoleonyou, Whileyouwerepickingyournose,Wewere uponourtoesandwestoleonyou, Yeahwestoleonyou,whileyouwere brushingyourhair, Wewerealreadythereandwestoleonyou, YEAHWESTOLEONYOU!! Holycowthatwasfoulmooooveitover Holysheepthatwasdeepbaaaaaaackitup Holymonkeythatwasfunkyooeeooahah bangbangbattabattabingbang Giveusbackourball(claptwice) We'regonnahititall(repetagain)

Mirror,mirroronthewall,who'stheprettiest girlofall? Prettygirlsdon'thittheballsoletsgetdirty! Letsgetdirtyletsgetmean,letsgooutand beatthisteam Alittlebirdieinatree(Alittlebirdieinatree) Saidsomethingverytruetome(Said somethingverytruetome) Hesaidthatourteamwasthebest(Hesaid thatourteamwasthebest) Betterthanalltherest(Betterthanallthe rest) Soundoff!(1,2) Soundoff!(3,4) Bringitalldownnow(1,2,3,4) Onetwo,threefour! Ithittheplate Nextthingyouknow,thatballwastoo... low,low,low,low, low,low,low,low (tothechorusoflowbyFloRida) Comeon(name),comeon(name)doitdoit Hittheballhittheballdoitdoit Roundthembasesroundthebasesdoitdoit Scorearun,scorearunDOITDOIT!! (Leader)15ishernumber (Team)15ishernumber (Leader)battersname (Team)battersname (Leader)Sheisoneofthereasons (Team)Sheisoneofthereasons (Leader)We'regoingtowinthisgame (Team)We'regoingtowinthisgame (Leader)sohit (Team)hard (Leader)ripit (Team)hard (Leader)somakeithitthegroundedandroll aroundandmakethemeatdirt (Team)somakeithitthegroundedandroll aroundandmakethemeatdirt ByTanya,mustangs Hey(name)!Hey(name) Jumponitjumponit! Hey(name)HeyName! Youwantit!youwantit! Jumponit(name)jumponit! Youwantit(name)youwantit)

Goodeye,Goodeyewaytowatchtheballgo by,Ohmy (leader)GO(team)OD (leader)EYE(team)GoodEye (All)GdoubleODEYGoodeye,Goodeye (Player)Mynameis____andyouknowwhatI got Team)Whatdoyougot? Player)Igotateamthat'shotterthanhot (Team)Howhotishot (Player)Grandslamsandhomerunstoo (Team)Uhhuhuhhuh Player)Nowlet'sseewhat___cando!(repeat alotoftimes) 32watchagonnadowalkherwalkherwalk her 1cent2cents3centsadollar AllfortheBlueJaysstandupandholler(yellto crowd) Shemaybeshort(claptwice) Shemaybesmall(claptwice) Shemaybeshortshemaybesmallbutshe canreallybustthatball(claptwice) Teenietiny____,teenie____, Rippinupthemiddle,rippinupthemiddle, Runaroundthebases,runaroundthebases, slamitintheirfaces,slamitintheirfaces, BigBad____,bigbad____, Rippinupthealley,rippinupthealley, Boogieroundthebases,boogieroundthe bases, Startusuparally,startusuparally (Leader)Everywherewego! (Team)Everywherewego! (Leader)Peoplewanttoknow! (Team)Peoplewanttoknow! (Leader)Whoweare! (Team)Whoweare! (Leader)Sowetellthem! (Team)Sowetellthem! (Leader)Weare(Team'sName) (Team:)weare(Team'sName) (Leader)Mightymighty(Team'sName) (Team)Mightymighty(Team'sName) Shemaybetallbutshecanhittheball Shesgottowerpower(echo)

WedontplaywithBarbieDolls Wejustplaywithbatsandballs Wedontwearnominiskirts Wejustwearoursoftballshirts Wedontdrinknolemonade WejustdrinkourPowerade WedontlistentoBritneySpears WejustsingourSoftballcheers Wedontneednoeducation Softballssweapingoverournation Uhoh!(repeat) Ohno!(repeat) TotheHeavens(repeat) Number7(repeat) Uhoh,herewegoherewego uhoh,herewegoherewego, uhoh,herewego! (canbefilledinwithothernumberswithother rhymes,ex:#15istothegreen) GoodEye!GoodEye! WaytowatchthatballgoByeye. Goodeyeye!GoodEye! (scream)Nowkissthatballgoodbyeye! Rollingrollingthepitchersgoingbowling (echo) (usewhenpitchersthrowinglow) We'regonnawin You'regonnalose Beagoodsport Pleasedontberude Heypitcherwhat'sthematter Can'tyoustandalittlechatter Highballlowballinsideoutside Highballlowballinsideoutside (bangthefence) WADAwadawada,DINGdingdingpitchers gotanarmlikeawashingmachine Itwiggles,itwobbles WemightsayWOWbutI'llbetyou5bucks thatitwon'tstrikeyouout WADAwadawadaDINGdingdingpitchersgot anarmlikeawashingmachine Adimeanickleaquarter,pitchersarmisout oforder

Check,check,checkherout*echo* Checkthatlittlepitcherout!*echo* Isshehigh,isshelow*echo* Isshefast,issheslow*echo* Check,check,checkherout*echo* Checkthatlittlepitcherout!*echo* Youmadeaconnectionbutinthewrong direction Somakethatcorrectionanddriveitdriveit driveit! Shehadthembaggysoftballpantsandthe cleatswiththespikes (inahighpitchedecho)withthespikesshe turnedaroundandgavethatsoftballabig smack Shehittheballshehittheball Nextthingyouknow(insertnamehere)was runningrunning. (tothechorusofLow) (player'sname)Upintheboxandshe'spullin uphersocks Sayin;watchoutteamI'mahittinmachinex2 (secondtimelouder)

Letsgo#5 Makethatlinedrive Show'emhowit'sdone Youalwayshavefun Girlwaytogo Weknowyouliketohit'emlow! (Leader)Foulball(team:repeat) (Leader)She"llstraightenitout(team:repeat) (Leader)Andwhenshedoes(team:repeat) (Leader)Youbetterwatchout(team:repeat) (say2x) (sayaftersomeonehitsafoulball) Hitithard,hititlevel Hitithard,hititlevel Thenrunlikethedevil ifthereisabatteronbase) Heyyouon(base#) Letmeseeyouwiggle Wigglewigglewiggle (breakintorap) Shakeitdontbreak Tttookyourmamma9monthstomakeit! North,south,east,west, Thefirstpitchisn'talwaysthebest! Highbabyhighbabyhighbabyhigh Isaidwecan'tmakeitflywhenyoupitchitso high Heypitcherwhat'sthematterwhyyouwanna walkourbatter Highball,lowball,inside,outside Highball,lowball,inside,outside (allx2) ExtraExtra,Readallaboutit, (name)stole(second,third,home)andwe wannashoutit!! Mirrormirroronthewallwhosthefairestof themall? Prettygirlscanthittheball! Soletsgetugly UGLY Weaintgotnoalabiweuglyyeahyeahwe ugly 1ball2ball3ball4c,monpitcherpitchsome more

(Whenateammategetswalked)Walkitout, walkitout,walkitout

ExtraExtra!Readallaboutit! Ourteam'sthebestandthere'snodoubt aboutit! Shoutithigh![claptwiceaboveyourhead] Shoutitlow[claptwicebelowyourwaist] Shoutithighshoutitlowshoutiteverywhere yougo![clapallaroundyourselfwhilesinging that] Totheeast[claptowardstheeast]tothewest [claptothewest]totheeasttothewest,our team'sthebest!Wooh! Heyheyhey#(#ofplayer)*echo* Wegotoureyesonyou*echo* Andwhatwelikemostofall*echo* Isthewayubeatontheball*echo* Soswingthatbatandbustthatball*echo* Soswingthatbatandbustthatball*echo* Anddontforgetthelastofall*echo* Roundthembasestagthemall*echo* Go(teamname)*echo*

Shemaybeshort(repeat) Shemaybesmall(repeat) Butshecanreally(repeateverythingbutthe firstword) WACKthatball(repeat)repeatfullcheerand clap! Piratesisourname, Andsoftballisourgame, Watchusbat,watchusthrow, Ourteamcanreallygo,We'retheonesto beat, Wewillnevermeetdefeat, We'rethecreamofthecrop, Nothingwillmakeusstop! Don'tmess*echo* Don'tmesswithbestcuzthebestdon'tmess Don'tfool*echo* Don'tfoolwiththecoolcuzthecooldon'tfool FromtheeasttothewesttheFirebirdsarethe best We'regonnaBEATbeat'em BUSTbust'em Beat'embust'emthat'sourcustom Comeongirlsletsreadjust'em.woo Pitchersgonnawalkher Justlikedaddytaughther GODADDYGODADDYGO!! GODADDYGODADDYGO!! Downbytheriver(repeat) Wetookalittlewalk(repeat) Metupwiththeotherteam(repeat) Hadalittletalk(repeat) Pushed'emintheriver(repeat) Hung'emouttodry(repeat) Wecanbeatyourteamanyoldtime(repeat) Opponent'sNamerunningupthehill, Actinglikethey'regonnakill. ButwhentheyseeYourTeamcome, Theyturnaroundandstarttorun. Totheleft,totheleft, Totheleft,totheright. Totheleft,totheleft, Totheleft,totheright. Lefttotheright, Righttotheleft, Standupsitdown,fight,fight,fight!

TeamNameisourname. Softballisourgame. TeamColorisourcolor. Opponent'sColoristheother. Ahh.Youthinkyou'rebad. Ahh.Weknowwe'rebad. Ahh.Youthinkyou'rebad. NOWAY! Don'tmesswiththebest, Don'tfoolwiththecool Causethecooldon'tmesswithnoone. Isaidnoonegetsinourway. Weliketosmile,westyle, Anddothethingswedo. Weliketopartysohardy, Butwewon'tpartywithyou, No,Opponent'sName,wewon'tpartywith you! Downbythelakeintheoldcemetery. Downbythelakeintheoldcemetery. That'swhereyourteam'sgonnagetburied. That'swhereyourteam'sgonnagetburied. Sixfeetwideandtwelvefeetunder, Sixfeetwideandtwelvefeetunder, Whenwehitwehitlikethunder. Whenwehitwehitlikethunder. Whenwerunwerunlikelightning. Whenwerunwerunlikelightning. WhenweslideweslidelikeBuddha. WhenweslideweslidelikeBuddha. Downbytheriver, Downbytheriver, Tookalittlewalk. Tookalittlewalk. Metupwiththeotherteam, Metupwiththeotherteam, Hadalittletalk. Hadalittletalk. Pushed'emintheriver. Pushed'emintheriver. Hung'emouttodry. Hung'emouttodry. Wecanbeattheotherteam, Wecanbeattheotherteam, Anyoldtime. Anyoldtime.

Downbytheroadbythecemetery, Downbytheroadbythecemetery, That'swheretheotherteam'sgonnaget buried. That'swheretheotherteam'sgonnaget buried. SUCCESS. SUCCESS. That'sthewaywespellsuccess. That'sthewaywespellsuccess. VICTORY. VICTORY. That'sthewaywespellourpride. That'sthewaywespellourpride. EIEIEIO, EIEIEIO, Comeon,TeamName,let'sgo. Comeon,TeamName,let'sgo. Scooby,Scooby,ScoobyDoo. Scooby,Scooby,ScoobyDoo. We'regonnabeatyou. We'regonnabeatyou Eenie,Meenie,Minie,Moe, CatchaOpponent'sNamebythetoe. Iftheyhollerdon'tletgo, Eenie,Meenie,Minie,Moe. HeyYou! Heyyouoverthere, Theparty'soverhere, So,ifyouwanttogetdown, Getdownandwincomeoverhere. Ourteamisdynamite,ourteamisdynamite, Hey! Ourteamisdynamite,ourteamisdynamite, Boom! Yourteamisdynamite,yourteamisdynamite, Psst! Yourteamisdynamite,toobadyourfuse don'tlite. Potatochips,potatochips, Munch,munch,munch. WethinktheOpponent'sNameareamighty finebunch. Strawberryshortcake,bananasplit, Wemakeyourteamlooklikea... Shiftittotheleft,shiftittotheright, Standup,sitdown,fight,fight,fight!

Three(clap,clap,clapclap) Six(clap,clap,clap,clap) Nine(clap,clap,clap,clap) Twelve(clap12times) Three,Six(clapwhileyousay6), Nine,Twelve(clapwhilesaying12) Whodowelikebesidesourselves OpposingTeam! Two,four,six,eight, Whodoweappreciate? Opponent'sName. Welcometothecemetary! (stomp,stomp,stomp,stomp) Thisiswhereyouwillbeburied. (stomp,stomp,stomp,stomp) Ifyouthinkyou'regonnawin, (stomp,stomp,stomp,stomp) Turnaroundandthinkagain. (stomp,stomp,stomp,stomp) Whyareyousoblue? Isitbecauseyou'renumbertwo? We'renumberone! GOTeamName! TeamNameisready. TeamNameisready. TeamNameisWooo! TeamNameisWooo! TeamName'sgonnatakecontrolandstomp alloveruh,uhhuh. TeamName'sgonnatakecontrolandstomp alloveruh,uhhuh. (Pause) TeamName'sgottherhythm. TeamName'sgottherhythm. TeamName'sgotthemotion. TeamName'sgotthemotion. Andwhenwegettogether, Andwhenwegettogether, Wecauseacommotion. Wecauseacommotion. 2pence,4pence, 6pence,adollar. AllfortheTeamName, Standupandholler! (RepeatLouder)

ABCDEFG, ABCDEFG. Cheerusontovictory. Cheerusontovictory. HIJKLMN. HIJKLMN. Wewillhittheballagain. Wewillhittheballagain. OPQRSTU. OPQRSTU. Wewillhitsomehomerstoo. Wewillhitsomehomerstoo. WXYandZ. WXYandZ. Wewillmakeitlookeasy. Wewillmakeitlookeasy. Action,action,wewantaction. ACT(clap,clap,clap) ION(clap,clap,clap) Action,TeamNameaction! Beaggressive,be,beaggressive, BEAGGRESSIVE. Everywherewego,peoplewanttoknow, Whoweare,sowetellthem. WearetheTeamName, Themighty,mightyTeamName.

Ihadarubberducky. Yeah!Yeah! HisnamewasFred. Yeah!Yeah! Hewasrootingfortheotherteam. Yeah!Yeah! So,Ishothiminthehead. Yeah!Yeah! Ihadanotherrubberducky. Yeah!Yeah! HisnamewasSteve. Yeah!Yeah! Hewasrootingforourteam. Yeah!Yeah! Thenumberoneteam. Oh,Yeah! Imetalittlefroggy,hesatuponaloggy, Herootedfortheotherteam,hehadnosense atall. Hefellintothewater,andbumpedhislittle head, Andwhenhecamebackupagain,thisiswhat hesaid: Go,gogo,goyoumightyTeamName, Fight,fightfight,fightyoumightyTeamName, Win,winwin,winyoumightyTeamName, Go,fight,win,beattheirhelmetsin. Isaidyobabyyobabyyobabyyo Isaidyobabyyobabyyobabyyo IsaidyougotstobeforTeamNameoryou gotstogo IsaidyougotstobeforTeamNameoryou gotstogo Isaidyobabyyobabyyobabyyo Isaidyobabyyobabyyobabyyo Ifyouwanna(clapclap) Ridethistrain(clapclap) Getup(clapclap) Andplayourgame(clapclap) Isaida1,2,3,4, Lookoutwehitandscore, 5,6,7,8, Wedon'tstoptillwehithomeplate 9,10, Herewecomeagain. (clap4timesandstartover)

Gather'roundchildrenandyoushallhear, OfthemidnightrideofPaulRevere. Hewentupthealleysanddownthestreets, SayingTeamNamecan'tbebeat. GetuponthatTeamNametrain, Jumpon,jumpon. GetuponthatTeamNametrain, Jumpon,jumpon. Wedon'tneednoticket. Allyouneedispride. So,getuponthatTeamNametrainand Ride,ride,ride. HowdoesitfeeltobeaTeamName,Team Name? Howdoesitfeeltobeupsohigh? HowdoesitfeeltobeaOpponent'sName, Opponent'sName? Idon'tknow,I'veneverbeensolow. (Saylastlineinadeepvoice)

It'stimetogetlive. It'stimetorepresentTeamName. Whattimeisit? It'stimetogetlive, It'stimetorepresentTeamName. It'stimetogetlive. It'stimetorepresentTeamName. Gametime,bringoutthedogs. Woof,woof,woof. MyNameIs... MynameisNameandyouknowwhatIgot? Whatdoyougot? Igotateamthat'shotterthanhot. Howhotishot? Grandslamsandhomeruns,too. Uhhuh,uhhuh. We'regonnabeatthewhoopsiesoutofyou. Okay,okay. Odie,odie,odie,I. Odie,odie,odie,I. Dimble,wimble,dimble,pop. Dimble,wimble,dimble,pop. Adie,adie,adie,ah. Adie,adie,adie,ah. Rolly,rolly,rolly,la. Rolly,rolly,rolly,la. Dowemakeyoushiver? Dowemakeyoushiver? Dowemakeyoushake? Dowemakeyoushake? We'llkeeponpushin' We'llkeeponpushin' Toseewhatyoucantake. Toseewhatyoucantake. (repeatfirstchorus) One,wearetheTeamName, Two,alittlebitlouder, Three,Istillcan`thearyou, Four,more,more,more,more. (keeponrepeatingandgettinglouder) OurteamisBOOMdynamite! OurteamisBOOMdynamite! Ourteamisticktickticktick BOOMDYNAMITE!

Riseup!Gather'round. Gonnarockthisplacetotheground. Getupandwinuntilyoudrop. ThemightyTeamNamewillneverstop! ROCKON!ROCKON! Myname'sName. Rocktheboat. I'mfeelingfine. Rocktheboat. Youmesswithme, Rocktheboat. I'llblowyourmind. Rocktheboat. Isaidabing,bang,choochootrain, WarmmeupandI'lldomything. Iknowkarate,Iknowkungfu, YoumesswithmeI'lluseitonyou. Rocktheboat,rocktheboat, Rocktheboat,rocktheboat. Rollcallshaboogie Check,checkitout. Rollcallshaboogie check,checkitout. MynameisName AndIplayposition AndI'maTeamName Check,checkitout. S.U.P.E.R.Super,superthat'swhatweare. "S"(1/2theteamholds) S.U.P.E.R.Super,superthat'swhatweare. (other1/2ofteam) (repeatwitheachletter) Soundoff: One,two. Soundoff: Three,four. Bringitondown,one,two, Three,four. TeamNamearethebest, Wenevercanbebeat, SogetdownwithTeamName, Andboogietothechampionbeat. Saywhat? Boogietothechampionbeat. OK!

Therewasalittlegreenman, Agreenmanwholivedinthewater. Hejumpedouttosay: Go.Go,go.Go,youmightyTeamName Fight.Fight,fight.Fight,youmightyTeam Name. Win.Win,win.Win,youmightyTeamName. Go!Fight!Win! Andthenhefellbackin. Threeup. Threedown. Threeup. Threedown. Nomessin'around. What'sitgonnabe? One,two,three! Name,Name,don'tbeshy, Standupandgiveyourbattlecry. VICTORY! ThatwasName'sbattlecry. Wearestatechamps. Wearestatechamps. Wearestatechamps. Wearethebest. Wearethebest. Ohyes. Youmesswithme, Youmesswithus. Weknowthegameandstealingtoo. YoumesswithmeandI'llmesswithyou. Wedon'twearnominiskirts, Wedon'twearnominiskirts. Wejustwearoursoftballshirts. Wejustwearoursoftballshirts. Wedon'tdrinknolemonade, Wedon'tdrinknolemonade. Wejustdrinkourgatorade, Wejustdrinkourgatorade. Wedon'tplaywithbarbiedolls, Wedon'tplaywithbarbiedolls. Wejustplaywithbatsandballs, Wejustplaywithbatsandballs.

Wewantavictoryandwe'regonnagetit, So,ifyouthinkyou'regonnawin,youbetter forgetit. V,VI,VICTORY, Hey,hey,ho,ho, Bringitdownreallylow. V,VI,VICTORY.(deepvoice) Nowbringituphighwherethescore'sgonna rise. V,VI,VICTORY.(highvoice) Nowonemoretimeforteamnameifyou please, V,VI,VICTORY! We'rebad,weknowit! Wecame,toshowit! Whatyouseeiswhatyouget Andyouain'tseennothingyet! We'refierceandmeanwhenweplaythis game, Wetakeourfewdefeatswithnoshame, We'reinittowinitandnothingless, We'recuteandmightyIbetyou'dguess, We'rethebestaroundyouknowthat'sright, Werunwehitwebuntwefight. (soundoffverses) We'refromTeam'sTown, Couldn'tbeprouder, Ifyoucan'thearus, We'llshoutalittlelouder. We'renotnumber5, Notnumber4, Number3, Number2, We'renumber1! Let'sgoTeamName. We'retheTeamNameandthebestinthe land, We'retheteamwiththemostofitall Fromthepeanutstatetothegoldengate We'regonnawinoverall. We'retheteam'scolorsandwhite, Andwe'redynamite, Andwe'regonnawintonight, Foralltheotherteamsthatsayhey, TeamNamewillbeH.O.T.hot! TeamNamewillbehot!

Whenyou'reup,you'reup, Whenyou'redown,yourdown, WhenyourupaginstTeamName, You'reupsidedown! Whorocksthehouse? IsaidTeamNamerocksthehouse. AndwhenTeamNamerocksthehouse, Theyrockitallthewaydown!

Hubba,hubba,hubba, Dingalingaling, Yourpitcher'sgotanarmlikeawashing machine. Hubba,hubba,hubba, Dingalingaling, Ourpitcher'sgotanarmlikeapitching machine. Nananananananana Nananananananana DirtBall! (SungtoBatmanThemeSong) Oh,ah,thepitcher'sgettin'nervous. Oh,ah,thepitcher'sgettin'nervous. Shh,shh,thepitcher'sgettin'sleepy. Shh,shh,thepitcher'sgettin'sleepy. Pitcher'sinahole,10feetdeep. Can'tgetoutcuzshe'sgotbigfeet! Hubbahubba,ding,ding,ding. Pitcher'sgotanarmlikeawashingmachine. Putinanickle,putinaquarter. Pitcher'sarmisoutoforder! Rollin',rollin',rollin', Pitcher'sgoin'bowlin', Getthosewormssomehelmets. Shedon'tlike'em,shedon'tlike'em,toohigh, toohigh. Shedon'tlike'em,shedon'tlike'em,flying throughthesky, Oh,no,toohigh. Shedon'tlike'em,shedon'tlike'em,toolow, toolow. Shedon'tlike'em,shedon'tlike'em,rollingby hertoes, Oh,no,toolow. Thereshegoesjustawalkin'downtheline, Singin'dowaadiddydiddydumdiddydo. Pointingherfingerandlaughin'atyou, Singin'dowaadiddydiddydumdiddydo. balltwo,ballthree,ballfour, C'monpitcherwalksomemore. Dowaadiddydiddydumdiddydo, NextbatterupsaysWALKMETOO! Threeandtwopitch, Whatyagonnadopitch? Walk.Walk.Walk.Walk.Walk.

Yougottawantittowinit, Andwewantitmore. (repeat24times,loudereachtime) You'rethe1,1,1 You'rethe1,1,1 You'retheone01 You'retheone01 We'restilltheone We'restilltheone #1inthestate #1inthestate We'restillhappenin' Yeawe'restilltheone Aring,ading,aring,adingding Pitcher'sgotanarmlikeawashingmachine! Itwiggles,itwobbles,itmightknockyaout, ButIbetyafivebucksitwon'tstrikeyaout! Allday,allday,allday,allday, We'lltakeawalk,walk,walk,WHEW! Awalk,walk,walk,WHEW! Highball,lowball,insideoutside. (repeatfastereachtime) High,highinthesky, Hitabirdieintheeye! Tweettweetahh! Tweettweetahh! (forahighball) Hitthatball! Hitithard,hititfast! Knockthepitcheronher Awooah,ah,ah, Awooah,ah!

Toohigh,toohigh, Upintheskywherethebirdiesfly. Tweet,tweet, Killthebirdie,kill,killthebirdie. Killthebirdie,kill,killthebirdie. Weareslowlyputtingpressure onthepitcherandthecatcher (repeatfasterandloudereachtime)

ABC ABC ABCDEEE Error,error Woooooo,wooooo Error,error Woooooo,wooooo Andyouletithappen shameonyou! Error,error,whoo,whoo. Error,error,whoo,whoo. Youdidit,youdidit. Youmightaswelladmitit, 'causeonceyoumakeanerror, Wewon'tletyouforgetit. Hittheballontheground, Make'embenddown, Makeithurt,(clap,clap) Eatdirt!(clap,clap) Iseeahole. IseeaholeandName'sgonnafindit. (Repeatindeepervoices) Hittheballontheground, Make'embenddown, Makeithurt,(clap,clap) Eatdirt!(clap,clap) Iseeaholeoutthere. Iseeaholeoutthere. IseeaHOLEholeoutthere. Sohittheballoutthere. Sohittheballoutthere. SohittheBALLballoutthere. Sowecanscoresomeruns. Sowecanscoresomeruns. SowecanSCOREscoresomeruns. Sowecanwinthisgame. Sowecanwinthisgame. SowecanWINwinthisgame.

Wedon'tlike'em,wedon'tlike'em Tooslow,tooslow. Wedon'tlike'em,wedon'tlike'em SlowMo. (Saylastlinereallyslow)

Wewill,wewillrockyou, Sockyou,pickyouupanddropyou. Turnontheengine,steponthegas, ComeonEverybodylet'skickthemintheir Everybody! Wewill,wewillrockyou, Sockyou,pickyouupanddropyou. You'reabigdisgrace, You'repitchin'thatballallovertheplace. Singing: Wewill,wewillrockyou. Whatarewegoingtodotonight? Rockthepitcher. Howarewegoingtodoit? Hittheball. Howfar? Overthewall. HowTall? l0feettall. HowTall? l0feettall. Thatsall. Thatsall. Pitcher'sNameisafriendofmine, Shecanstrikeyououtanytime. Strikeyeah,na,na,na,na. Strikeyeah,na,na,na,na Heybattertakeahike, 'CausePitcher'sName'sgonnapitchastrike!

We'regonnahityapitcher. We'regonnahityapitcher. Justtoseewhatyoucantake. Justtoseewhatyoucantake. Ifyoucanhandlethat, Ifyoucanhandlethat, Seeourteamatbat. Seeourteamatbat. We'resuchstronghitters. We'resuchstronghitters.We'regonnahit yourpitcher. We'regonnahityourpitcher. We'vegotthepitcherandthecatcherall shookup, We'vegotthepitcherandthecatcherall shookup, We'vegotthepitcherandthecatcherall shookup, We'vegotthewholeteamallshookup. We'vegot1stand2ndallshookup, We'vegot1stand2ndallshookup, We'vegot1stand2ndallshookup, We'vegotthewholeteamallshookup. We'vegotshortandthirdallshookup, We'vegotshortandthirdallshookup, We'vegotshortandthirdallshookup, We'vegotthewholeteamallshookup. We'vegotthewholeoutfieldallshookup, We'vegotthewholeoutfieldallshookup, We'vegotthewholeoutfieldallshookup, We'vegotthewholeteamallshookup. (Sungto"He'sGottheWholeWorldinHis Hands") Nameisafriendofmine, Shecanhititanytime. Putabatinherhand, Shecandoit,yesshecan. Hit,nananana Rip,nananana Hitithard, Hititfast, Knockthatpitcheronher... nananana,nananana Nameisuptobat. Nameisuptobat. IfIwereyouandyouwereme, I'dscootmybootyback, I'dscootmybootyback.

Namesendit, Senditover. Namesendit, SenditDEEP. (say"deep"inadeepvoice) 1,2,3,4, Hitthatballsowecanscore. Gottagottagetuptogetdown, Gottagottagetuptogetdown. 5,6,7,8, Wewon'tstoptillwereachhomeplate. Gottagottagetuptogetdown, Gottagottagetuptogetdown. (ToCoolio's1234song) 7'sup,hitsitdowntheline... 7'sup,hitsiteverytime... She'scoolandshe'swonderfulandhitsit everytime. BATTLE BattlePerson'sName,battle BattlePerson'sName,battle Big,badName, Big,badName, Ripitupthemiddle. Ripitupthemiddle. Boogyroundthebases. Boogyroundthebases. Andslideonin. Andslideonin. Big,badName, Big,badName, Ripituptheally Ripituptheally Startusuparally Startusuparally Andslideonin.(2claps) Andslideonin.(2claps) Whenyouweren'tlookin', Shewasbookin', Andshestoleonyou, Yeah!Shestoleonyou. Namegetahitforme NAAME,NAAME! C'MonNamegetahitforme, Runthosebaseslicketysplit, NameOhbuddyofmine! YeeHaw!

Extra!Extra!Readallaboutit, Namegottahitandwe'regonnashoutit. Namegottahit. Toldyouwewouldshoutit. Namegottahit. Firstaroundfirst,thenaroundsecond, Flyaroundthird,allthewayhome. Weneedahit(clapclapclapclap) Gottahaveahit,ooohhh. Weneedahit(clapclapclapclap) Gottahaveahit. Foulitoff. Foulitoff,bigdog. Ahhroof! Freeticket, We'lltakeit. Allaboard, Whoo,whoo. Goodconnection, Wrongdirection, Makethecorrection. Nottotheleft,nottotheright, Justhittheballrightoutofsight. Heftylefty, She'saheftylefty. Getback,getback,getback. (repeat) HeyName, Wemissyou, Comehome,Comehome. (repeat12moretimes) HeyHeyHeyNumber, HeyHeyHeyNumber. Wegotoureyesonyou, Wegotoureyesonyou. Andwhatwelikemostofall, Andwhatwelikemostofall. Isthewayyoubeatontheball, Isthewayyoubeatontheball. Soswingthatbatandbustthatball, Soswingthatbatandbustthatball. Swingthatbatandmovethatball, Swingthatbatandmovethatball. Anddon'tforgetthelastofall, Anddon'tforgetthelastofall. Roundthebasestagemall, Roundthebasestagemall. Yeehaw!

Hey,hey,whaddayasay, Hey,heywhaddayasay, Hittheballtheotherway. Hittheballtheotherway. Harderandfartherandfair. Harderandfartherandfair. Hiho,hiho, It'sofftofirstwego, Thensecond,thenthird, Thenhomeagain, Hiho,hiho,hiho. Hiho,hiho, It'sofftofirstwego, Thensecond,thenthird, Thenhomeagain, Hiho,hiho,hiho. Hitittothegreen,13, Hitittothegreen,(clap,clap) Hitittothegreen,13, Hitittothegreen,(clap,clap) (or) Hitittothegate,great8, Hitittothegate,(clap,clap) Hitittothegate,great8, Hitittothegate,(clap,clap) Hitit! Hitit! Ripit! Ripit! Hitit,ripit,knockitout! Hitit,ripit,knockitout! Homerunhitterisuptobat. IfIwereyouI'dscootyourbootyback, Scootyourbootyback. Nameishernameandsoftballishergame. She'sgotahomerunonhermindand Oohshehitssofineand Oohshehitssofine How'dshegetthere,getthere,getthere, How'dshegetthere,shestole. Shestole,shestole#base. Soin,soin,soinyourface. (Alternatelastline) Andshe,andshe,andshewassafe.

Ifyoudon'tlikeit, Foulitoff,bigdog. Riff,riff! InTheBallfield,TheMightyBallfield Intheballfieldthemightyballfield Namehitsahomerun (sungtotheLionKing) LELEALEADOFF Leadoff,leadoff,leadoff,weneedasingle. LELEALEADOFF Leadoff,leadoff,leadoff,weneedadouble. LELEALEADOFF Leadoff,leadoff,leadoff,weneedatriple. LELEALEADOFF Leadoff,leadoff,leadoff,weneedahome run. HOHOMHOMERUN Homerun,hitit,hitit,homerun,hitit. One,two,three, Letthebigdogeat. Riff,riff! Let'sgetarallygoin', Abig,bigrallygoin'. Let'sgetarallygoin. RallyonTwo. RallyonTwo. RallyonTwo. Rally,rally,rally,rally,rallyontwo (sungintheround) Lookwho'sinthebattersbox,Name,Name. Lookwho'sinthebattersbox. Isn'tsheafox,whoo! Isn'tsheafox. Mightyrighty, She'samightyrighty. Getback,getback,getback! (repeat)

Moveback, Moveback, Ourhomerunhitter'suptobat. Moveup, Moveup, Youneverknowifshewillbunt Nacho,nachopitch. Thatwasnachopitch. (SungtoMachoMan) Heyniner,niner,niner, Heyninergetahit. Getahit,getahit,getahit, Niner,niner,niner, Getahit! Notyourpitch, Not,notyourpitch,noway, Notyourpitch, Not,notyourpitch,noway Numberishernumber, Numberishernumber, Nameishername, Nameishername, She'sonegoodreason She'sonegoodreason We'regonnawinthisgame. We'regonnawinthisgame. Sohitnananana Hit,nananana. Nameisafriendofmine, Shecanhititanytime. Hitnananana Hit,nananana. Pumpitup,getahit,getahit,pumpitup,get ahit. Yougottapumpitup,pumpitup,pumpitup. Saywhat'sthat,what'sthatword? Pumpitup,getahit,gethit,pumpitup,geta hit, Getahit. Ripitupthemiddle, Ripitdowntheline, Ripit,getabasehit, Ripiteverytime! Runs!Runs! Wewantruns! Roundthosebases, Shakethosebuns!

Mighty,MightyBatter Mighty,mightyBatter'sName Mighty,mightyBatter'sName Ripitupthemiddle. Ripitupthemiddle. Boogie'roundthebases, Boogie'roundthebases, Andslideonhome(clapclap) Andslideonhome(clapclap)

Seethatbatterattheplate, Seethatbatterattheplate, She'sthebestinallthestate. She'sthebestinallthestate. She'sgotprideandspirittoo, She'sgotprideandspirittoo, She'sgonnaknockthewhoopsieouttayou. She'sgonnaknockthewhoopsieouttayou. She'sahomerunhitter, Getback,getback,getback! (repeat) Startusoff1stBatter Startusoff1stBatter,doit,doit. Keepitgoing2ndBatter Keepitgoing2ndBatter,doit,doit. Move'em'round3rdBatter Move'em'round3rdBatter,doit,doit. Hit'emin4thBatter Hit'emin4thBatter,doit,doit. HerewegoTeamName HerewegoTeamName,doit,doit.

Welikebreadandbutter, Weliketoastandjam, Welikehomerunhitters, That'swhywelikeName. (mustrhyme,e.g.SamorPam) Weloveyou, Weloveyou. Youstoletwo, Youstoletwo. Gollygee, Gollygee. Nowstealthree, Nowstealthree. Wewantmore, Wewantmore. Nowscorefour, Nowscorefour. Yesit'strue, Yesit'strue. Weloveyou, Weloveyou. Wewantasingle,justalittlesingle, SINGLE,single,single,single. Wewantadouble,justalittledouble, DOUBLE,double,double,double. Wewantatriple,justalittletriple, TRIPLE,triple,triple,triple. Wewantahomerun,justalittlehomerun, HOMERUN,homerun,homerun, homerun. You'redoinggreat,you'redoingfine, Nowhittheballbetweenthelines. Thelines,thelines, TheLtotheItotheNtotheE Thelines,thelines,theliiieeeeliiiieeelines Name,Nameyou'retheone, Name,Nameyou'retheone, Hitthatballandrun,run,run. Hitthatballandrun,run,run. Roundthebasesyoushallgo, Roundthebasesyoushallgo, First,second,thirdandhome. First,second,thirdandhome. Soundoff. OneTwo. Soundoff. ThreeFour. Bringitondown,OneTwo ThreeFour.

Stop,hit,andrun, Thinkaboutwhat'sgoingon. Hittheball, Runtofirst, Thentosecond, Stealthirdbase, Andcomehome. TeenytinyName TeenytinyName (Veryfast) TeenytinyNamewithabig,badstick. Betterwatchoutforabigbadhit! (slowlyinasingsongvoice) Thecopsarecoming, Thecopsarecoming, Shestoleabase. Shestoleabase. Thecopsarecoming, Thecopsarecoming, Shestoleabase. Shestoleabase. (makeasirennoise)

TeamNameisourname. Softballisourgame. TeamColorisourcolor. Opponent'sColoristheother. Ahh.Youthinkyou'rebad. Ahh.Weknowwe'rebad. Ahh.Youthinkyou'rebad. NOWAY! Downbythelakeintheoldcemetery. Downbythelakeintheoldcemetery.(echo) That'swhereyourteam'sgonnagetburied. That'swhereyourteam'sgonnagetburied. Sixfeetwideandtwelvefeetunder, Sixfeetwideandtwelvefeetunder, Whenwehitwehitlikethunder. Whenwehitwehitlikethunder. Whenwerunwerunlikelightning. Whenwerunwerunlikelightning. WhenweslideweslidelikeBuddha. WhenweslideweslidelikeBuddha. Downbytheriver, Downbytheriver,(echo) Tookalittlewalk. Tookalittlewalk. Metupwiththeotherteam, Metupwiththeotherteam, Hadalittletalk. Hadalittletalk. Pushed'emintheriver. Pushed'emintheriver. Hung'emouttodry. Hung'emouttodry. Wecanbeattheotherteam,

Wecanbeattheotherteam, Anyoldtime.Anyoldtime.

Brickwall,waterfall, (opposingteamname)thinktheygotitall, buttheydont,WEDO SO,boomwiththatattitude peacepunch captincrunch wegotsomthingyoucanttouch Bang,Bang,choochootrain windusupwe'lldoourthing Noreeseepiecee,sevenup youmesswithus we'llmessyouup Missit MissitmissitformesoooooSWING! IseeamonkeysittingonaaaaaaaaaaSWING! heybatterwhat'sthematter? can'tyouseethatbaaallllllllllllllllll SWING! Isawabirdieinatree(leader) Isawabirdieinatree(restofteam) Itsaidsomethingverytruetome(leader) Itsaidsomethingverytruetome(restof team) ItsaidthatYourTeamisthebest(leader) ItsaidthatYourTeamisthebest(restof team) Better,betterthantherest(leader) Better,betterthantherest(restofteam Thereshegoesjustawalkin'downtheline, Singin'dowaadiddydiddydumdiddydo. Pointingherfingerandlaughin'atyou, Singin'dowaadiddydiddydumdiddydo. balltwo,ballthree,ballfour, C'monpitcherwalksomemore. Dowaadiddydiddydumdiddydo, NextbatterupsaysWALKMETOO! Threeandtwopitch, Whatyagonnadopitch? Walk.Walk.Walk.Walk.Walk.