Mr Daniel Levy Chairman Tottenham Hotspur Football Club Bill Nicholson Way 748 High Road Tottenham London

N17 0AP

Dear Mr. Levy I am writing to you with regard to the vacant managerial post at Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. I would be extremely grateful if you were to consider my CV in your search for a new First Team Manager. I feel that given my enthusiasm and passion for the post, I could offer the necessary skills to succeed. I have a long and extensive history of success at the different clubs I have managed in my career to date. I pride myself on my transfer market prowess and my ability to achieve success at the different clubs I have been in charge of. Some of my successes include taking non-league Italian side Foggia to the dizzying heights of Serie A and European football in consecutive seasons, leading Brentford from the old Division 2 to the Champions League latter stages then before moving on and challenging for the La Liga title with an exciting, attacking Atletico Madrid side. My real success however, came with the legendary Leeds United side of 2031/32, who have won the league 8 times over the past 10 seasons and have retained the Champions League for a record 3rd time. My extensive scouting network has led me to capture players such as legendary Portuguese striker Joao Paiva and English goal scoring supremo Wayne Brown. My creative use of funds has allowed me to pick up these talents for bargain prices, so that when they have been sold on, it is for a vast profit. I believe this is a particular aspect of my experience that should appeal to a businessminded individual such as yourself. My tactical knowledge has allowed me to implement an attacking 433 formation at each club I have managed which is a cornerstone of my success. While these various successes took place on the hugely successful Football Manager PC game, I feel that I have garnered the necessary success and experience to prove my worth at a real football team. With regard to the current situation at Tottenham Hotspur, I acknowledge that the Club is to challenge for the Champions League places, which challenged for domestic and European cup

honours. My past successes show that I can maintain a challenge on all fronts, with only a minimal amount of Save Game cheating. I feel that I am more than qualified to lead the current crop of Tottenham Hotspur players to success due to my other career as a Secondary School teacher. Dealing on a day to day basis with younger people who find it difficult to follow basic instructions leaves me well placed to deal with Kyle Walker and Kyle Naughton, in particular. My use of discipline would be immensely useful I feel, particularly when dealing with Andros Townsends reluctance to pass, Moussa Dembeles inability to shoot and Hugo Lloris increasing tendency to run from his goal. My ability to make hard decisions could be manifested in telling Michael Dawson that his time as a top Premier League centre back has run out, which will be akin, I imagine, to telling your pet Labrador of many years off for shitting on the carpet. The football aspect of my teaching career does, admittedly, leave little to be desired, a 2-2 draw and 5-1 loss while caretaker manager of the Year 9 team does not make good reading, but there were mitigating circumstances for each, such as not having the correct amount of players, my star striker having to go home at half time and having to rotate the goalkeeper every 20 minutes. I live close enough to both the training ground and White Hart Lane to know that relocation per se would not be an issue, although I feel that my mother would probably like it if I moved to a small flat of my own, close enough to my current address so that she could provide me with rice and curry and laundry-related favours with relative ease. With this in mind, I would ask for a salary in the region of 150, 000 a year which, in light of the other salaries in football at the present time, is nothing if not reasonable. I could be paid a substantial part of this wage in the physical form of KFC and Fudge bars, both of which are easily available (for KFC, I will accept any Tottenham High Road chicken outlet). I am available for interview whenever you call, except between the hours of 8am -3.15pm as I have to be in school. Please let me know well in advance.

Yours Sincerely,

Jarrod Anandappa Please find my contact details attached on the back of this letter.