☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.

And if I die before you do, I'll go to

heaven and wait for you.

☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a
wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.

☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my
heart. xXx

☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this
flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…

☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most.

☻Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when
your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

☻There is a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never
let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.

☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you
within my heart!!!

☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one
on earth.

☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!

☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more.... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can
ever say.

☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry
☻SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

☻What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on.
Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

☻If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich
enough to come and see you..!!

☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile,
I miss you each day more and more!

☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how
much you mean to me.

☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my
life is full with happiness

☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my
thoughts are still with you.

☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop
lovin' them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

☻LOVE is something beautiful, a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling
that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your
smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day
without you...

☻You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole
world to know that I will never forget you!
☻If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much
you mean to me !! I love you

☻I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

☻You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes
me feel this way.

☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

☻Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

☻There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would
know how much I love you.

☻There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make
Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

☻I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking
for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you
are the best !!!

☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be
enough to tell you how much I love you!

☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish.
Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

☻When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in
the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

☻The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is
in your eyes ...

☻The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

☻In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

☻What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

☻A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

☻A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
☻Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....

☻I love you! From the earth till the moon!

☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl,
you are also my best friend!

☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is
why I tell you … I love you

☻Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only
pain!

☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to
heaven and wait for you.

☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my
heart. xXx

☻Love is forever, only the partners change...

☻If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ...
thinking of you

☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back
until tomorrow

☻I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this
flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

☻Love is....... to love more and more each day....

☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

☻Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to
sleep with you. I love you!!

☻Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

☻I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now
you make my heart burn like hell !

☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

☻When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat
and still know to be fully accepted.

☻They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they
never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you
within my heart!!!

☻My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

☻If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

☻Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That
is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.

☻I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on
earth..

☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

☻If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying
because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever
say

☻If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry
'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
☻3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3
words: I love you!

☻To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

☻If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

☻The world is so more beautiful with you around!

☻All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

☻A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

☻Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

☻Real love is the history of enormous patience.

☻Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

(\_/)
(=.=)
(")(")
☻a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! Kisses...

☻Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

☻the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love, loving someone else

☻Tears in my eyes......... Tears for you...... Tears that realise how much I love you

☻Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

☻Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now .....
You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx

☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the
evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

☻Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

☻When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it
seems to become an obsession

☻I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
☻If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it
would …. rain all day !

☻They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

☻Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!

☻people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.

☻-<-@
A rose for you
Because I love you

☻don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

☻Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is
filled with flames !!!

☻I love you so much !

☻Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

☻Love is ... being married to your best friend.

☻I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

☻You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!

☻The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

☻I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

☻It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a
lifetime to forget someone.

☻To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

☻Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

☻I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.

☻When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.

☻When you left, my world turned upside down

☻I love you more than all the tea in China.

☻I'll love you till the end! And then some.

☻If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.

☻If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.

☻The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.

☻A day without your love is a day without life.

☻I can't think of anything but you.

☻I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.

☻You're the best thing since God made men.

☻You're the best thing since God made women.

☻You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.

☻The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

☻You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can
say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!

☻It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say.
I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'

☻When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. But so often at times we look so long at da closed
door.. that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us

☻True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b
difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..

☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my
mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.

☻Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you
4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...

☻Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in
style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....
☻Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time,
called - F O R E V E R...

☻1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent
together!

☻So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

☻Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it
sweeter and pure...

☻Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...

☻Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!

☻i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite
of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

☻Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u
see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

☻SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

☻What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on.
Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

☻If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich
enough to come and see you..!!

☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile,
I miss you each day more and more!

☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how
much you mean to me.
☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my
life is full with happiness

☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my
thoughts are still with you.

☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop
lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

☻LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling
that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your
smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day
without you...

☻You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole
world to know that I will never forget you!

☻If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much
you mean to me !! I love you
☻I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

☻You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes
me feel this way.

☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

☻Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

☻There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would
know how much I love you.

☻There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make
Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me..

☻I love you not because of who you are,

but because of who I am when I am with you.

☻No man or woman is worth your tears,

and the one who is, won't make you cry.

☻Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

☻To the world you may be one person,

but to one person you may be the world.

☻Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

☻Don't cry because it is over,

smile because it happened.

☻Make yourself a better person and know who you are

before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand

and touches your heart.
☻The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting
right beside them knowing you can't have them.

☻Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

☻To the world you may be one person,

but to one person you may be the world.

☻Don't waste your time on a man/woman,

who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

☻There's always going to be people that hurt you

so what you have to do is keep on trusting
and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

☻Don't try so hard, the best things come

when you least expect them to.

☻Remember: Whatever happens,

happens for a reason.

☻In all your remembering, remember

that you have choices.

☻Though many people will go in and out of your heart

only one will want to stay there. If you bulid a heart full of holes, think how much easier it is to hang
on.

☻It isn't what happens in your life that matters most,

it is what your heart does with it, who it shares it with and what together they learn from it.

☻They say forgive and forget,

but if someone is worth forgiving
then you'll never forget them.

☻The greatest thing you'll ever learn

is to love and be loved in return.
Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you

☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

☻Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone

Mend me to your side and never let go
Say Time knows nothing,
we'll never grow cold
The more I live The more I know
Whats simple is true I love you

☻Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile

& finds your presence in life so worthwhile.
So when your lonely,
remember its true that
some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

☻The words are easy when the language is love

☻If u read,u owe me a HUG,

if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

☻A B C D E F G H I J
KLMNOPQRS
TVWXYZ
oops! i miss "U"

☻A ring is round,
A well is deep
& in ur arms i long to sleep
& in your bed i long to lie
no 1 else but u & i

☻I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking
for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you
are the best !!!

☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be
enough to tell you how much I love you!

☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish.
Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
☻When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in
the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

☻The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is
in your eyes ...

☻The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

☻In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

☻What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

☻A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

☻A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

☻Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....

☻I love you! From the earth till the moon!

☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl,
you are also my best friend!

☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is
why I tell you … I love you

☻Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only
pain!

☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to
heaven and wait for you.
☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my
heart. xXx

☻Love is forever, only the partners change...

☻If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ...
thinking of you

☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back
until tomorrow

☻I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this
flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

☻Love is....... to love more and more each day....

☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

☻Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to
sleep with you. I love you!!

☻Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

☻I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now
you make my heart burn like hell !
☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

☻Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.

☻My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?

☻Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

☻I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.

☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

☻Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

☻A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.

☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a
garden full of memories … of many good things.

☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ...
When it concerns real friendship!!

☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something
powerful, a gift of great value!

☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it
to us
☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is
for ever

☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river,
he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the
rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

☻U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN
My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...

☻Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match
each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

☻If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your
love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

☻Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID
to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...

☻The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them
in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

☻it dos nt hurt me seeing you in luv wd sum1 else, not wen i c u so hapi wd her
n nt wen u dnt say hi 2 me. it hurts me knwing dat i shud've been in her place.

☻t's a luvly feeling 2 stand on d top of a hill & feel on ur face d touch of d
cool soft wind, he same is d feeling wenevr I hear ur voice & c ur smyl.

☻There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let them go.

☻Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u, smiles r lyk frwn f its
nt ment 4 u, but 4ever wil sound gre8t f u promise 4ever to me!
☻FYT 4UR LOVE, dats ol dey say.LET HER KNOW & DON't LET HER GO, so what dey
think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see.
but how can i......wen 4u ITS NEVER ME?!!!

☻everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so
I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.

☻Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true Luv not three, Luv not four
Luv d one who luvs u more Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits...

☻If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".
But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".

☻There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let tham go.

☻I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be
with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give
up everything... except you...

☻the pain inflicted, is because the good times (no matter how brief) make it all
worthwhile.

☻why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET'S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U..
why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME... and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I
LUV U!

☻i dont want 2 live anoder day if u're no longer der, 4 in dis lyf only u can
inspyr me 2 c d nxt sunrys, only u can motiv8 me 2 apprec8 d colors of lyf dat
no one else can.

☻ts funny that all of the souls in this worls knows how i feel for you..but you
it seems that ur the only one who doesnt have the clue.. i just wanna tell you
what everybody knows and thats I LOVE YOU...

☻not ol d tym i can go wid u. not ol d tym i can plis u. not al d tym im
available 4 u 2 tok 2. but 1 thing is 4 sure, i'l care 4 u even wen u least
expect me 2.

☻dont set ppl free if u luv dem, keep dem and treasure dem and fyt for dem...
kaya nga pinaglaban kita eh, kasi LOVE KITA!!!

☻Luv is only a gift gven 2 us, we shd not hold it in r hands 4 we may nvr find d
strength 2 let go wen it dcded 2 leave, we shd only mbrace 8s warmth & glow wyl
it last & den frily open r arms when its tme 2 say gudbye........

☻if someone asks me if ur good...il say ur not...if they say ur better...il say
ur not...why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had...

☻id rather to loved and be hurt than nothing at all

☻If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because
hearts can break, but circles go on forever.

☻if you cud be a part of my body,i'd let you be my heart for i want you to be
the most important,be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop
wen it's tym for me to "GO". .

☻y hide ur
elings 2 d 1 u love? y lav d 1 hu lavs anader? y give evrything if
only pain comes in return? y wait if ders nothing 2 wait 4? i guess d anser
is... LOVE

☻i know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing ryt
means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever...

☻my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my
hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just
4 u!!

☻u can close ur eyes wd d things u dnt want 2 c bt u can never close ur heart wd
d thigs u dnt want 2 feel.

☻U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me

tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i
gave yoy EVERYTHING!!!!

☻SEX
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep,
E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

☻SEX ON TEXT
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder...
SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!
☻YOU ARE WANTED
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where
are you gonna hide Me?

☻TALKING DIRTY
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a
man, it's $3.95 per minute.

☻LOVE AND SEX

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

☻SEX IS ...
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination.
Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!

☻GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$

MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but
not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U

☻NIGHT PRAYER
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make
me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

☻WHAT I NEED
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

☻WRONG NUMBER
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U
got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY

☻NO SEX !
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people
with your face ...NO SEX !

☻PHONE ENGAGE
hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept
sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'
☻KENTUCKEY
A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

☻TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of
passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

☻OLD MAN
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)

☻ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse

☻FAMILY
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover

☻GUY PERIOD
If guys had they periods
They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!

☻DEMONSTRATION
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to
increase the population for a younger generation do you get the
nformation...or do you need a demonstration
☻SEX IS EVIL
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in.

☻VIRGIN
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

☻GUYS
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

☻cOOL GIRL
Im acool girl,
in acool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

☻HOT SEX
There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !
☻WOMENS NEEDS
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

☻SICK LEAVE
A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?

☻BRAND SEX
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

☻VALANTINE
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

☻F**KING MAFIA
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!

☻THE BUSH
When an apple is green it's ready to pluck
When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

☻The Alpahbet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-urcaring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!

☻Luv is a sensation
Luv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls destination,do u get my
explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

☻Good Sex
Sex is good,
sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid,
everyone likes getting laid!

☻Equation
Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!

☻Sex Guide
Bak 2 bak,
front 2 front,
on d table,lick dcunt,
stick it in,
do ur ting,
do it hard & make her sing,
tense ur body feel dcum,
den let it rip into her bum!

☻Luv me tender
Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum
drip down mychin!

☻Life as a penis
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b’hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
☻Pregnant
Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it’s a
shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

☻Flying Fuck
Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not
forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

☻Beat Me
Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then
tickle my nipples until I shout!

☻£50 note tattood on yourcock

3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants

☻Bastard Rubber
D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a
whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

☻Nice Arse
I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!

☻Cat & Rooster

cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen
ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

☻Love poem
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

☻Bonna
There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?
☻Cocktail
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d
rum dat makes ucum!

☻Triplets or Twins
I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

☻How to satisfy a woman

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console,
worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job

☻Life is like a dick

Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

☻Rainbow
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy &
stuck it up Bungles bum!

☻Love & War

LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

☻Little Girl
When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of
grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

☻Virginity is like a balloon

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

☻Question Time
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
A)walnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchest?
A)chestnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchin?
A)a mouth full ofcock!

☻The Truth
QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

☻Pringles
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!

☻Marriage
A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had achoice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a
poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!

☻Getting Old
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo

☻Baby Please
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth areclean for ur inspection,so
giv my mouth a tongue injection!

☻HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?

10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!

☻Sex+drugs+rock+rave
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2
trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!

☻Men like toilets

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS

1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid
5)rconstantlt full of shit!

☻Mary's bush

Mary Mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

☻Horny

Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

☻5 bad things to say to a naked guy

5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY

1)so dis explains urcar!
2)but still work,right?
3)r ucold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!

☻Hickory, dickory, dock

Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin mecock,daclock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her
at da end of da block!

☻Mary had a little lamb

Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!

☻Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked
her arse & went 2 bed!
☻Being a student
Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how
tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!

☻Down on her Knees

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his
legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job!

☻Cat and the Sausage

Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls
in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

☻Oral sex
Oral sexcan b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den ucum just like a river,den u lick
it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!

☻Mary's bike

Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up
hercunt

☻Rhyme
a mans ocupation
is to stick hiscockulation
up a wommens ventulation to
increase the population of the
younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!

☻NewsFlash
*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached
but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !

☻Nutella
I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.

☻U and the Pope

do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid,
it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)

☻Durex
Do you wan't fun Do you wan't sex Don't forget durex

☻Old Days
in days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks +
people like u were prevented.

☻Sex, Drugs + Birthcontrol

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..

☻Kiss Me
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated,
so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

☻How many letters

How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went
after him!

☻My Roof?
last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where
the fuck is my roof??

☻Foot and Mouth

mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth

☻Blondes
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop

☻Operator
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put
it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you

☻Blonde Womens legs

what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!

☻This Way Up
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H

☻I love you
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i
il
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

☻Mary's Lambs
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now
they're black andcrispy.

☻Sheep
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all
shot.

☻Butter
Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
☻Condom factory
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

☻Yo Mama
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

☻Mary Stinks
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick
it up her arsehole!

☻Mary's Duck
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

☻Tampons
whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck
upcunts!

☻Sex is like Maths

sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...
and MULTIPLY!

☻Suspense
how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!

☻Statistics
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad
fucker is reading this SMS

☻Farmer Joneshas
farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag

☻Gary Gliter
*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
☻Ba Ba White Sheep
ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin
fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie

☻News Flash - Indian Earthquake

!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements

☻Leather Heather
there was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that
attracted the boys by flapping the edges together

☻Little Miss Drugy

little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and
sold her some acid and speed.

☻Jack and Jill

Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's
go home & DO IT PROPER

☻IRA
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth

☻Dear Mammy love annie

There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes
up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

☻Cock Sucker Detecotor

This is acock sucker detector

Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....

The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...

cOCK SUCKER !!
☻Pink Vagina
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

☻Red Riding Hood

Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!

☻Fuck for money

sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money

☻Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch

thecum drip down mychin!

☻5 reasons not 2 b a penis

1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b'hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!

☻Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it's a
shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

☻Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not
forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

☻Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me
out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
☻3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants

☻D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother
is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

☻I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!

☻Cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen
ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

☻Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

☻There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

☻Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it
d rum dat makes ucum!

☻I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

☻HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease,

pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job

☻Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

☻Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy &
stuck it up Bungles bum!

☻LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

☻When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of
grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

☻Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

☻There was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise
that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together

☻little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her
and sold her some acid and speed .

☻Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER
let's go home & DO IT PROPER

☻what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his
mouth

☻There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it
goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

☻This is acock sucker detector

Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....

The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...

COCK SUCKER !!

☻Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?

A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

☻Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!

☻sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money

but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money

☻What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents

☻What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET

☻A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i
die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"

☻Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days
& if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!

☻Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to
Bangkok"

☻Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever!

☻Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!

This sms can only be read by a SEXY

person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i
guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont
force it, ugly git!!
☻ Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
☻ Ive got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I
may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.
☻ Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too...
☻ Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the
show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
☻ I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the
cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
☻ What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are
going to think we're nuts!
☻ Why are women like parking spaces?... Bcoz the good ones are always taken and the rest
are all disabled!
☻ A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over.
Nobody was home
☻ According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaN'S BoDy HaS Five RooMS: 1.FACE-show room 2.BOOBS-
play room 3.TUMMY-store room 4.VAGINA-men's room 5.ANUS-emergency room
☻ Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching.....
searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!
☻ RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with
midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well
☻ I once had a One2One with a virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me till my face
went Orange, till busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
☻ Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all
the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

☻ NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan...50,000 dead...U.S.A sending money, France sending

food, Britain sending replacement paki's!!!

☻ i went for a walk with my uncle jim, when somebody threw a tomato
at him, tomatos dont hurt i replied with a grin. they fucking well
do when theyre still in the tin.....
☻ Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny,
well...Enough about ME! How about you?
☻ Beat me bash me bite my bum, ill whip u strip u til u cum, suck me fuck me lick me out, pull my
nipples til i shout
☻ Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that
cows can't fly!
☻ sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temtation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do
you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
☻ BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
☻ GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

☻Advantages of breast milk

A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE

☻23 useless things in a man's body

20 nails cannot be hammered
2 balls u cannot throw
1 cock cannot crow
Don't laugh gals ur pussy cannot catch mouse

Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin

☻Cocktail dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!
☻Triplets or Twins I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
☻satisfy a woman HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss,
rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A
MAN; blow job

☻Life is like a dick Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
☻Rainbow Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got
silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
☻Love & War LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
☻Little Girl When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now
im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY
FUCKIN ARM!!
☻Virginity Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
A)walnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest?
☻Question Time A)chestnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin?
A)a mouth full of cock!
QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
☻The Truth ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
☻Pringles Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can't stop!!
☻Marriage A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich
 docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE
PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
☻Getting Old 2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth are
☻Baby Please clean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little
☻Pair of tights? piggies,2 calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little
☻Sex+drugs e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all
& lets get high!
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
☻Men like toilets 3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
☻Mary's bush Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
Roses are red, voilets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so
☻Horny HORNY!!!
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains ur car!
2)but still work,right?
☻5 bad things 3)r u cold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i
☻Hickory, dickory, dock dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block
Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties
☻Mary had a little lamb off,his wooly dick got hard!
☻Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice
eater around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!
Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u
☻Being a student be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her
☻Down on her Knees gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a fuckin good
job!
A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a
☻Cat and the Sausage bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the
wetter the pussy!
Oral sex can b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den u
☻Oral sex cum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!
☻Mary's bike Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went
round the spokes went up her cunt
☻NewsFlash *NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 1000 tampons
for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good
deal !

☻Nutella I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love
always , Nutella.
☻U and the Pope do u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting
laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)
☻Old Days in days of old wen knights were bold + condoms wernt invented they tied
socks around their cocks + people like u were prevented.
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
☻Sex, Drugs + lifes a bitch, then u die,
Birthcontrol so fuck the world
lets get high..

Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's
☻Kiss Me spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on
☻How many letters a UFO and the FBI went after him!
last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the
☻My Roof? sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right now
☻Foot and Mouth cos its got foot and mouth

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

☻Blondes Some traffic signs say stop

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use
☻Operator your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg?
☻Blonde Womens legs don't know they never met!
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
☻This Way Up 370HSSV 0773H
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i
il
i lo
☻I love you i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got
☻Mary's Lambs foot and mouth and now they're black and crispy.
☻Sheep Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the
 fuck up your get us all shot.
☻Butter Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!
☻Condom factory Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
☻Yo Mama Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark as charcoal.So most the men go
☻Mary Stinks round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece
☻Mary's Duck to see if they would fuck
whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large
☻Tampons tampon?....they r all stuck up cunts!

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast

tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

☻Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up

above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

☻Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your

breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

☻The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the

louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

☻Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she

lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

☻A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?

His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

☻Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.

MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

☻rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in

river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock

☻LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A

CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH