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Letters to the Reader
Dear grandparents, derdeadline,butit’sbeen28hoursandmyhan
In honor of Grandparent’s Day in Sep- dsarestillshakingandmycatwon’tletmeany-
tember, we have decided to forego any wherenearhimbecausemyeyeslookfunny.
wisecracks about senility, adult diapers, Maybemorecoffeewillhelp. Yeah,morecoffe
weird hair growth, dentures, old lady afros, ewillprobablyhelp.
stretch pants, orthopedic shoes, bad driving, Columbia City Paper
public flatulence, varicose veins, high fiber
diets, old episodes of “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Dear Christians,
Woman,” erectile dysfunction, coupon sav- This week’s editorial is in no way in-
ings, Guidepost articles, discounted medica- tended to mock your faith and is, instead,
tion and your quilter’s circle at church. So, a legitimate revelation –scripture, if you
enjoy, Grandma. (Because it’s open season will—that the author believes came verba-
on your old ass again next month.) tim from the Lord. See, the wonderful thing
Columbia City Paper about Christianity in America is that it is
open to infinite interpretation, with no in-
Dear Joe Wilson, terpretation being any more far-fetched than
Thanks for helping me win a bet. While another and with any practitioner allowed
listening to the president’s remarks in real –and in most cases encouraged—to claim
time, my friend and I heard the outburst and to receive orders directly from God. Our
I remarked, “I’ll bet whoever just yelled that publisher claiming to have received a vision
is from South Carolina.” “Nah, c’mon,” my from an angel touting Jesus’ golden USB
TV mate answered. “Listen,” I replied, “any stick is as valid as the father of Mormonism
time something backwards and moronic digging up golden plates in his backyard in ANDERSON a defibrillator in attempt to revive the teen
happens on a national stage, chances are a New York. It is as valid as Jose Luis De Je- shortly after church members and friends tried
denizen of this state is behind it.” “I’ll bet sus Miranda claiming to be Jesus incarnate; Unemployed man found dead in tent unsuccessful to dislodge the obstruction.
you $20,” he challenged. ...And now I’m a Benny Hinn claiming to heal people; or your
twenty spot richer and have a betting record Southern Baptist preacher telling you that An Anderson man who was laid off from MYRTLE BEACH
of 5-0. You hayseeds keep it up! I’ll be able God hates fags next Sunday. No interpre- his job last year and disappeared two months
ago, was found dead in a tent from pneumonia Boat destroyed by rogue waves
to retire early at this rate! tation is more valid than the next. So, save
and malnourishment.
Columbia City Paper your hate mail; after all, it’s blasphemous to Anderson County Deputy Coroner Charlie
Two rogue waves –spontaneous open ocean
disagree with the Lord. waves that rise twice as high as surrounding
Boseman said David Scott Condon, 39, died
Dear truck stop speed, Columbia City Paper waves—reportedly smashed and sank a North
alone, nude and with no food in stomach,
Holy crapthisstuffreallyhelpedmeoutun Myrtle Beach shrimp boat off the coast of
according to media reports. Condon was
Charleston.
reported missing on Aug. 1, after his friends
The Captain Smoke was reduced to splin-
and family were unable to locate him. The
tered wreckage and floating debris 45 miles off
missing persons report indicated that Condon
the coast after it was overcome by the two rogue
had stopped taking his anti-seizure medication
waves on an otherwise calm sea, according to
and had fallen into depression following his
the Charleston Post and Courier. The boat was
layoff. His body was found in a tent that
reportedly equipped with an emergency beacon
he’d pitched behind a complex of vacation
and a man onboard the vessel was able to send
condominiums.
a mayday call to the U.S. Coast Guard before
the ship went under. All three fishermen aboard
CLOVER
were rescued.
The National Ocean Service once docu-
Schoolteacher tricked into drinking
mented a rogue wave around 60 feet tall off the
hand sanitizer
coast of Charleston in the Gulf Stream.
A teacher at Clover Middle School got a
GREENVILLE
taste of hand sanitizer after she left her drink
unattended with students.
Political candidate to give away AK-47 at
According to a York County Sheriff’s
fundraiser
Office report, the teacher reported a “peculiar
taste” when she took a slug of her tea, noticed
Dean Allen, a Republican candidate for SC
a foreign substance floating in her drink, and
adjutant general, has announced plans to give
realized it was the Purell brand hand sanitizer
away an AK-47 at his “Machinegun Social”
she kept in her desk.
fundraiser at a Greenville area shooting range
All five students who were in the room at on Sept. 26.
the time of the incident told school officials “This event is all about celebrating our Sec-
they didn’t see anyone tamper with the teacher’s ond Amendment right to keep and bear arms,”
drink. Police are treating the incident as an Allen said in a statement. “We are celebrating
assault. these rights in the hopes the liberals in this
country never get the chance to take our Second
GAFFNEY Amendment rights away from us.”
Tickets to the event are $25 and entrants in
Teen chokes to death on hot dog at the free machine gun contest must be legal resi-
church pool party dents of South Carolina, meet all requirements
to own a gun, and must fill out an entry form at
A 16-year-old teen has died after choking Allen Arms in Greenville.
on a hot dog, according to the Cherokee County If elected, Allen, a combat veteran who
coroner’s office. According to reports, Jeremy served in Korea and Vietnam, will replace Maj.
Antonio Sailem, collapsed in the kitchen in a Gen. Stan Spears, also a Republican, who has
Gaffney home during a pool party for a church held the position since 1995.
youth group. EMTs performed CPR and used
6 September 3, 2009
than human beings who are not honest 9. On August 29, 2009, the American
about who they are. Why do you loathe Nazi Party and the International Knights
yourselves? Did I not deliver myself to of the Ku Klux Klan held a meet and
Golgotha for you? Do I not daily open greet social gathering in Laurens, South
my arms and invite you into the bosom of Carolina, to promote the Aryan struggle
Divine love? Yet you would deny your for the political and territorial domination
humanity—an act of Antichrist!—and cause of North America. Need I say more? And
others who are just like you to suffer. Why? while I’m at it, don’t think you’re not at
For a taste of diabolical political power? least partially culpable for Erik “COBRA
Sigh. When will you little chicks learn? Commander wannabe” Prince setting up
So, I will out you all: I know where all the shop next door in North Carolina with
pictures and emails and red rubber gag balls Blackwater (now Xe Corp.).
are. (I am all knowing, after all.)
10. Boiled peanuts. Really? George
5. Bad Drivers. A bird’s eye view of Washington Carver comes up with 300
Earth from the Heavenly Throne Room is uses for the goober nut legume, and all
one thing. But to actually live amongst you can think to do is boil them and put
you is another thing entirely. I had no idea them on restaurant tables instead of bread
how much overtime guardian angels were baskets? Who wants to eat a bowl of soggy
putting in on South Carolina’s roadways. maggots?
(Die-ways!) Where in My Name did you
people learn to drive? Those red octagons My Jewish pal, Woody Allen, said it best:
at intersections: those are called stop “If I came back and saw everything going on
signs. They mean FRIGGIN’ STOP! And in my name [just in South Carolina], I’d
when the power goes out, a blinking red never stop throwing up.”
semaphore IS A BLOODY STOP SIGN! RALPH!
(Know what makes Satan squeal with glee? It’s the “in my name” part that really
Two South Carolinians driving 40 miles bugs me. I can live with the Sudanese
per hour perpendicularly in an ice storm.) slaughtering each other in Mohammed’s
And tailgating is an act of passive violence name and Pfizer reps sucking Mammon’s
that is liable to land you in the outskirts cock. (Don’t worry, they won’t get away
of the Seventh Circle of Hell if you’re not with it for long.) But when people—be they
careful. I shouldn’t be too surprised, though: Yugoslavs or South Carolinians—dare to
a people group which invests so little in hurt others in the name of Jesus Christ (sorry
education is bound to be the dumbest runt of to refer to myself in the third person), I’m
the conveyance litter. Tsk-tsk. liable to pull out the Judgment Day ledger
and let my itchy trigger finger start scrawling
6. Salt and Pepper fighting on the names in the “DO NOT ADMIT THROUGH
table. To Caucasians and African-Americans THE PEARLY GATES” column.
alike: Turn the cheek. Love your fellow So what would Jesus do? (It’s your
human being. Even crackheads know better: bumper sticker, not mine!)
“Can’t we all just get along?” Your Messiah I would care for the down and out. I
sighs. would feed the hungry. I would educate
the ignorant. I would give my last dollar to
7. Investment in education, education, my worst enemy. And most of all, I would
education. Want less crime? Want more be honest about who I am. But if you don’t
industry (minus that military industrial want to follow suit, then get the fuck out of
complex bullshit)? Want more money for my temples of worship and stop claiming
Civil War reenactments (which is the lesser me as your Messiah and Savior. It’s that
of two evils compared to all this Iraq- simple.
Afghanistan genocidal nonsense)? I’m no All right, I’m going to be hanging around
economist, but in my capacity as Lord of the town for a few weeks, maybe months,
Universe, I’m just saying. depending on what the Old Man has planned
for me. Shoot me an email at jesus@
8. State Senator John M. “Jake” columbiacitypaper.com if you have any
Knotts, Jr., former State Board of questions. City Paper has offered to set up
Education Chair Kristin Maguire, U.S an advice column for me while I crash the
Representative Joe “You Lie!” Wilson, couch and await orders from the Old Man.
and all their Right Wing Republican Nut The ultimate peace “that passes
Job Ilk. Banish them. Now. (To tell you understanding” out.
the truth, I’m no Democrat. That whole
“Give unto Caesar” bit. But I’ll tell you jesus@columbiacitypaper.com
what: I sure the hell ain’t no Republican!)
September 17, 2009 7
Ted Rall
How many more must die?
Karzai: The Impotent Dictator
“For five years Mr. Karzai and Khalilzad had both worked as
was my president,” Ashraf Ghani, consultants for the energy corporation
an opposition candidate, bemoaned Unocal, which tried to build an oil-
after widespread reports that gas pipeline across Afghanistan in the
incumbent Hamid Karzai had used mid-1990s.
fraud on a massive scale to steal the But Karzai lacked both integrity-
election. “Now how many Afghans -as a Taliban official in 1997, Karzai
will consider him their president?” was caught embezzling government
Not many. In a country where funds and forced to flee the country-
civil war is the national pastime -and support. He was a Pashtun, and
and five-year-old boys learn how to the new Northern Alliance government
fire an AK-47, this is not good. But was predominantly Tajik. Always
Ghani is asking the wrong question. The real essential in a nation permanently at war, Karzai
question is, how many Americans will continue had no military bona fides, having rarely seen a
to see Karzai as viable--and be willing to shot fired in anger.
continue to pay the price of propping him up? Karzai’s drive to consolidate power since
California Senator Diane Feinstein used to 2001 has been marked by trickery, intimidation,
support Karzai. “Afghanistan is our beachhead ballot stuffing and systemic corruption. One
on our war on terror. We cannot lose it, or “election” has followed another. But none have
we lose our war on terror,” she said in 2002. been conducted legitimately.
What a difference seven years makes! “I do Perhaps democracy was too much to hope
not believe we can build a democratic state in for in a nation whose infrastructure had been
Afghanistan,” she finally admitted last week. degraded to the 14th century. There was no
Americans are finally waking up. census, no house addresses, no mail service.
Afghanistan, most people finally understand, How could a fair election be held?
is not “the good war” but the stupid one. We Karzai didn’t even try.
can’t win. Even worse, there’s nothing to win. At a June 2002 loya jurga (grand assembly)
The historical parallels aren’t perfect--they to choose the new head of state, Karzai got his
never are--but it’s hard not to think of the cost U.S. masters to lean on his main rival, former
of propping up the corrupt Diem regime and king, Mohammed Zahir Shah. Zahir Shah
its successors in South Vietnam when you see withdrew, as did 70 of his delegates. They did
Hamid Karzai prancing around in Kabul, never the same to ex-President Burhanuddin Rabbani,
an arm’s length away from U.S. Special Forces guaranteeing Karzai a phony mandate.
commandos. You see, Karzai’s own troops “Voting for the loya jirga has been plagued
can’t be trusted not to kill him. by violence and vote-buying,” said UN envoy
A July headline in The Christian Science to Afghanistan Lakhdar Brahimi at the time.
Monitor asked an intentionally hilarious “There were attempts at manipulation, violence,
question: “Afghan Election: Can Karzai’s unfortunately. Money was used, threats were
Rivals Close the Gap?” Not with the way used.”
Karzai stuffs ballot boxes! “This is not a democracy, it is a rubber
There were at least 800 fake polling sites on stamp. Everything has already been decided by
Afghanistan’s election day--places that “existed the powerful ones,” added the Women’s Affairs
only on paper,” reported The New York Times. minister.
“We think that about 15 percent of the polling On October 9, 2004, Karzai “won” his
sites never opened on Election Day,” the paper first “democratic election.” As before, Karzai’s
quoted a “senior Western diplomat.” “But they goons stacked the deck. Unsympathetic
still managed to report thousands of ballots for elections officials were kidnapped. The UN
Karzai.” concluded that “that fraud had occurred,
Also, “Mr. Karzai’s supporters also took particularly ballot-box stuffing” in the 2004
over approximately 800 [additional] legitimate election. The UN “noted that some estimates
polling centers and used them to fraudulently have said that 10 percent to 15 percent of the
report tens of thousands of additional ballots 11.5 million registered voters, in Afghanistan
for Mr. Karzai.” and among Afghan refugees abroad, may be
Actually, make that hundreds of thousands. registered more than once,” reported The New
In “Kandahar…preliminary results indicate that York Times at the time. The three-member
more than 350,000 ballots have been turned in committee that counted the ballots were all
to be counted. But Western officials estimated appointed by Karzai.
that only about 25,000 people actually voted Those who can’t win, cheat. Without the
there.” U.S., Karzai would never have won power in
Overall “pro-Karzai ballots,” reports the Afghanistan. He certainly wouldn’t have kept
Times, “may exceed the people who actually it.
voted by a factor of 10.” Meanwhile, the New York Times reported
The truth is, there’s nothing new here. May 18, 2009 that Zalmay Khalilzad “could
Ashraf Ghani may have been the only Afghan assume a powerful, unelected position inside
to have ever considered Karzai legitimate. the Afghan government under a plan he is
To most Afghans, Karzai has always been a discussing with Hamid Karzai, the Afghan
curious “impotent dictator,” propped up by U.S. president, according to senior American and
military force but with insufficient funding to Afghan officials.”
exert his power outside the capital Kabul. In Bush’s corrupt oilmen are still having
the provinces, tribal warlords fight the Taliban fun looting Afghanistan. The question for us
for control. Americans is: why should anyone die to help
Looking at Karzai’s resume, it’s hard them?
to imagine what George W. Bush and his
“pet Afghan” Zalmay Khalilzad were thinking talkback@columbiacitypaper.com
when they appointed Karzai as the U.S. puppet
“interim president” of occupied Afghanistan in
8 September 3, 2009 late 2001. Granted, all three were oilmen--Karzai
Modern Voices, Ancient Fears
War against healthcare has deep resonance here
Leave it to South Carolinians The election of Lincoln was
to make fools of themselves “no mere political or ethical conflict,”
in the public forum. We did it wrote former S.C. Governor James
again last Wednesday night when Hammond in 1860, “but a social
South Carolina’s Second District conflict in which there is to be a war
Congressman Joe Wilson shouted of races, to be waged at midnight
“You lie!” at President Obama with the torch, the knife & poison.”
during his healthcare address before Southern hatred of northerners
Congress. was as vicious as it was irrational.
Anger, fear and violence are “Who are these Black Republicans?”
South Carolina’s traditional way of wrote a prominent S.C. woman to
confronting critical issues. In 1856, an acquaintance in Philadelphia.
Rep. Preston Brooks of Edgefield By Will Moredock “A motley throng of Sans culottes
District caned and nearly killed Sen. and Dames des Halles, Infidels and
Charles Sumner of Massachusetts freelovers, interspersed by Bloomer
on the Senate floor, following Sumner’s criticism women, fugitive slaves and” -- most shocking of
of this state’s policies and leaders. In 1964, Sen. all -- “amalgamationists.”
Strom Thurmond got into a “wrestling match” Channing wrote that “...many Carolinians
with Sen. Ralph Yarborough of Texas on the floor refused to admit that there was, or could be, any
outside a Senate committee room, trying to stop moral or idealistic quality in the anti-slavery pillar
Yarborough from entering the room to vote on a of the Republican Party....There was an almost
civil rights appointment. pathetic element in this refusal to admit, and
Today we see another momentous issue inability to see, the sincerity of the moral quality
dividing Americans and we see a certain group of of abolitionism.”
them acting in predictable ways. A century and a You can hear the same scorn from the critics
half after the debate over slavery, a half century of healthcare reform today. They have no concern
after the dispute over civil rights, Americans for the uninsured and the under-insured. To them,
are now divided over healthcare – and the fault reformers are only corrupt and power-hungry
lines are following some of the same cultural and politicians.
geographical lines as those of earlier conflicts. To make secession possible it was necessary
This is a good time to pick up Stephen for the slave-holding oligarchy to mobilize the
A. Channing’s classic study, Crisis of Fear white yeoman class. That was the role of the white
– Secession in South Carolina. Channing makes Protestant clergy and their rhetorical tool was
it clear that the force that tore the Union apart in cold, naked fear. In a “Letter to the Citizens of
1860 was fear – white southerners’ fear of slaves, South Carolina” in November 1860, the influential
fear of abolition, fear of a world in which white Baptist minister James Furman described what
people did not completely dominate the black would happen following emancipation: “Then
race. every negro in South Carolina and every other
The proximate cause of secession in 1860 was Southern State will be his own master; nay, more
the election of Abraham Lincoln as president. It than that, will be the equal of every one of you.
meant nothing to white southerners that Lincoln If you are tame enough to submit, Abolition
was not an abolitionist. He had opposed the preachers will be at hand to consummate the
expansion of slavery into the western territories, marriage of your daughters to black husbands.”
but as he made clear in his famous letter to Horace There is an echo of that ancient hysteria in
Greeley, “If I could save the Union without freeing the modern talk of “death panels” and federally
any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by funded abortions.
freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could “The Republican Party was the incarnation
save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I of all the strange and frightening social and
would also do that.” philosophical doctrines that were flourishing in
Lincoln was a pragmatic man who sought a free Northern society...” Channing wrote. Today
worthy and attainable goal, but was met with fear, that role is taken by the Democratic Party; its
anger and hysteria. Lincoln was a Republican and diabolic scheme against the South is healthcare
that’s all white southerners – especially South reform; and the leader of that party and that
Carolinians – needed to know. scheme is none other than Barack Obama – a
Wrote Channing: “Apprehension of black man!
abolition darkly colored the attitude of South For white South Carolinians, this is just
Carolinians toward northern society, and explained the latest battle in an endless war.
the frantic response of the state to the rise of the
Republican Party. Secession cannot be understood talkback@columbiacitypaper.com
apart from this intense foreboding.”
(If you see someone passed out on weren’t being serious when they took
the floor of a bar in town you have them. Also on the bill are Calculator
likely found them) Sequoyah Prep and MyNameIsJohnMichael. My
School is catchy southern rock band recommendation is show up early to
hailing from Flo Town (why anyone see MyNameIsJohnMichael. This
would want to claim that is beyond New Orleans based band have an
me) and I mean southern rock in the catchy, infectious sound and with 6
poppy sense of say a Dillon Fence people on stage doing all manner of
as opposed to a bluesier sense like things (horns, keys, extra percussion)
CCR (yea I know they are from San it give them a depth and breadth in what
Fran but time is short and it made my they can do. I should note that if their
I think that I have previously point) They are joined by The Kicks name was MyNameIsGeorgeMichael
picked Sequoyah Prep School when (formerly The Four Kicks) and not in homage to Arrested Development
they played NBT a while back. Yea to be confused with The Kicks who (and perhaps also that guy from
that is a bit weak sauce, but my hail from Arkansas. Their sound Wham!) I would have even more
last pick was a metal show and I is more pop rock with a sprinkling glowing things to say, but it isn’t, so
am trying to keep it eclectic here. of southern rock. They also have I don’t.
Listen you have a problem with my the goofiest set of band photos I
picks take it up with management. have ever seen. I hope to god they - Norbet Sykes
12 August 6, 2009 The Little Mermaid, Photo by Lyon Hill
SavageLove Sex advice column
by Dan Savage
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ROCK N’ ROLL ¡Ask a Mexican!
CROSSWORDS SPECIAL EL EDITION
“In the heat of the puzzle”
Dear Mexican:Why do
Mexicans make the sign of
mucho dinero with a gap
Dear Mick: If widespread
acceptance for Mexicans were
between their thumb and that easy, que no piensas we
Across 54. Clefs, signatures, notes 13. Soundgarden ‘Switch ___’
1. Fear Factory ‘__ Of Skin’ 58. Famous English Disc 21. Tim Reynolds album
index fingers, as if holding would’ve done this already?
6. Warren Haynes band ‘Gov’t Jockey John 23. Greg __ an imaginary wad of bills Then Stepin Fetchit and Carlos
__’ 59. AC/DC ‘Touch __ Much’ 26. Taking Back Sunday ‘__ between both fingers? Mencia would be civil-rights
10. Hendrix’ locks 60. Howlin’ __ Operator’ icons on the level of Martin
14. Groupie tat- ___ stamp 62. Dangerous Toys rocker 28. Repetitive word in El Zorro Chupagringos Luther King Jr. and César
15. ‘Only Time Will Tell’ 66. Kravitz ‘Let Love __’ Archers Of Loaf album title Chávez.
band 68. Blue October ‘Clumsy __ 29. ___ Delp Dear Gabacho-Sucking
16. Whitesnake ‘__ Of The House’ 30. Thin White __ Fox: Because if a pendejo
Tongue’ 70. Where Lacuna Coil’s from 31. Zappa ‘Redneck __’ Dear Mexican: Your
like you can get the gesture, voice needs to urge your
17. Viovod ‘The ___ Limits’ 71. Yngwie’s ‘Hanger 18, __ 32. Jersey boys ‘__ The Day’
18. Sometime festival need 51’ 36. 40s Jazz spinoff imagine us normal folks. fellow Mexicans to make
19. ‘__ Guitar, Will Travel’ 72. Surgery Joe Perry had in 38. Cult hit off Sonic Temple street marches for amnesty a
Jimmy Page ‘08 39. ‘___ Maker’ Zep Dear Mexican: This MONTHLY occurrence. Those
20. ‘Pulled Under At 2000 __ 73. Iceland guitarist 40. What band plays at long Irishman living in Denver has marches showed America,
A Second’ Anathema Guðlaugur Óttarsson ‘__ shows asked many Mexicans why By GUSTAVO ARELLANO
more than any other method,
22. __ And Destroy Time’ 43. What record contracts Estados Unidos is abbreviated in Spanish as the very real power and solidarity of the
24. They were hard at ‘Work’ 74. Crash __ Dummies hinge on EEUU instead of E.U. No one seems to know. I oppressed in this country. Your brothers and
in the 80s 75. Green Day ‘Brain __’ 46. Bluesman Mo’ even e-mailed the question to a couple of friends sisters turned out in thousands to block traffic
25. Foot pedal- Noise __ 76. Rory Gallagher ‘__ In 47. Clapton’s hand, (it’s just a
in Costa Rica. The doubled-up abbreviation and quietly and resolutely marched. Remind
27. Tour necessity Blue’ nickname)
29. ‘Last Splash’ alt band 49. Floyd or Dead fans’ eyes gives me that queasy double-vision sensation I everyone that those in silence who showed up
33. Kiss classic Down 51. What ‘Seagulls’ come in? get from mixing too many pints of black Irish
to walk were a force—something to be reckoned
34. What serious musicians 1. What splits at heaviest 53. What fans do in a Readers stout with fine gold tequila.
with—and shouldn’t stop. The last time they did,
hit show of your life? Poll
these marches were THE topic of conversation
35. Character in ‘Rock The 2. ‘Red, White, and ___’ 54. Rock and Roll’s guitar El Irlandés
Casbah’ video 3. Warren DeMartini’s band 55. GnR ‘___ Crazy’ on every pundit’s lips on the evening news. It
37. Hard up Collective Soul 4. Bowie re-____ as Ziggy 56. What Lemmy wished his Dear Mick: Why are you bothering Costa takes quiet persistence to show Amerikkka real
song off Dosage? Stardust warts were Ricans with intellectual queries? All ticos are power nonviolently, something we are not used
41. Type of guitar pupil
42. Bob Seger made them at
5. Centerfold in Guitar World
6. Singer/Songwriter Kearney
57. Galactic Cowboys ‘Media
___’
good for is creating a stable state in the middle of to, and that garners respect from even those
night 7. What a junkie rocker does 61. ‘All Right Now’ rockers banana republics. The answer is simultaneously who should be ashamed. Use your voice to
44. Aging rockers hair 8. What fans did up and down 63. What Jim Croce did to the simple and stupid: grammar. Spanish grammar shout out the call to arms for frequent shows
product for sold out show ‘Operator’ rules dictate that acronyms for plurals get a of solidarity EVERY MONTH. Be a gadfly. You
45. Where former pros 9. Faith No More ‘Zombie 64. Metallica ‘Nothing __ double dose of letters, something that makes are in a good place to be heard.
worked ____’ Matters’ as much sense as a Guatemalan becoming
48. “Bag it, tag it, sell it to the 10. Guitar store chain Sam 11. 65. Tie-__ president of the United States. El Izquierdista
butcher in the store” Cheap Trick power ballad 67. Duane Allman’s farewell
49. Battle Elvis lost? ‘The ___’ ‘__ A Peach’ Dear Mexican: After reading your column Dear Readers: You heard the lefty gabacho.
50. Dio’s first band 12. What The Boss went 69. ‘Morning __’ The Dead On this coming Mexican Independence Day,
52. Ace’s ‘Rock ____’ down to
and listening to Lou Dobbs, I think I know the
problem. See, many of us Americans grew up instead of marching to your local taco company
reading the comic strip Gordo, viewing Speedy for margaritas and sombreros, march for
Gonzalez outwit that cat and learning to love amnesty for illegals. Or undocumented college
corn chips—which advanced to tortilla chips students. Or to the bookstore to buy my libros.
and Taco Bell—from the Frito Bandito. Older Or protest against the television networks’
folks saw those funny-but-loyal Mexicans ignoring Mexican-themed shows in favor of
whom John Wayne defended in cantinas from the umpteenth The Office rip-off. Point is, get
those who knew not the power of the tequila. In on Obama’s case and tell him to forget golfing
my case, there were those funny people serving at Martha’s Vineyard and start fighting the
meals at Casa Bonita in Denver. See, we miss Know Nothings.
those sombrero- and sandal-wearing types.
Now, all we see are lowriders and gangbangers. Ask the Mexican at themexican@askamexican.net
Is this not a PR nightmare? Maybe since retro
is in, you all should go back to the drawing
board.
El Mick
Sculptural Wonderland
By Judit Trunkos fascinated by geometric shapes and the possibility
Art + Cayce’s newest exhibition features to utilize not only the medium and also the space
ceramic and mixed media sculptures and around it.
assemblages. “Most of the ceramics in this show were
When one enters the gallery, Andrew conceived as models for much larger structures
Norton Weber’s sculptures immediately demand which one could walk through,” Jones said.
attention. The subject matter of the mixed media Viewing his chessboard ceramic, one can only
assemblages can be hard to discern. Yet, the imagine walking among the huge chess pieces on
abstracts include some of the most intriguing a shiny chessboard like walking around marble
objects one could conceive to use for a columns. Jones therefore not only engages
sculpture. Wall assemblages feature anything the viewers mentally and aesthetically but also
from plastic toys, flowers and fruits to random physically. Some of the artist’s latest projects are
objects made of melted wire. The final result is designed in a way that allows viewers to move
less a sculpture and more a visual journey. the pieces and rearrange them, making it an
Robin Jones grew up in Columbia and went interactive artwork.
to USC before moving to Boston to study art While Jones creates futuristic fantasies,
history at Harvard. Finally the artist moved back he remains loyal to his signature dynamics:
to Columbia in 2002 and has been working and the contrasts between straight lines and curves
exhibiting here since. The Harvard-educated inspired by nature.
sculptor works with a variety of media including “Artistic creation is very much part of nature:
stone, ceramics and bronze. for what are we if not nature?” he said.
Jones’ black and white ceramics create his ART + Cayce provides art lovers in the
own wonderland with fantastic chess pieces Columbia area with a serious of outstanding
and futuristic igloos. Jones is exhibitions. This exhibit can be viewed until
October 8 at Cayce Art Gallery on State Street.
The next show will feature Suzy
Scarborough’s paintings
starting October 8.
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