Ronnie Schell as Noah

:60 Radio • Final draft copy version 1 “ANOTHER WHAT?”

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sfx: cel phone—beep boob beep
Noah: Hello, this is Noah returning (harp chord) HIS call—...Sure, I’ll hold—
...(whistles tunelessly)...hey this is Noah—...yeah, hi—...uh, low 70s, eagled
every hole, hey, what’s up?—...We may have another WHAT?—...(anxious)
NO, don’t tell me to relax buddy, and I don’t care if it won’t be like the last
one—...yes, the joke was on them—...(calmer) Ha ha—ok, you did save my
bacon—...Uh huh...Where? Santa Clara County? Where the computers—...Yeah,
I know the place—...Ahh, just overfilling their creeks and stuff and you want
me to give them a little “heads-up” this time—...Uh huh—...Well how about—
...Ok—no ark jokes—...Oh! Tips how to be flood safe! “Noah knows.” Oh,
that’s GOOD! I LIKE it—...Yep, I’ll make sure they get the message—...Right,
be flood SAFE. Hey thanks Chief—...Uh huh, uh huh. Ok—next weekend?
Noon tee-off?—I’m willing, if the creeks don’t rise—...Ha ha, hahaha, well
YOU started it.

:10 DJ live tag: Remember that... (1 or 2 flood safe tips). To learn more on how
to be flood safe, call the Santa Clara Valley Water District at 1-888-HEY-NOAH!

Print and transit will tie in to this radio with series of “Noah Knows” —specific
information on how to be flood safe.

Final draft
Fred & Cathleen • FORTUNE2 design firm
Ronnie Schell as Noah
:60 Radio • Final draft copy version 2 “DOIN GOOD”
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sfx: cel phone—beep boob beep
Noah: Hello, this is Noah calling for the (harp chord) Chief—...Sure, I’ll hold—
...(whistles tunelessly)...Hey this is Noah—...Yeah, hi—...Uh, birdied on the
18th for a 74—...Huh? Ok, so it was an 81. Hey, you know that Flood SAFE
thing we got going in Santa Clara County? Well its working and I got this cool
phone number: 1-888-HEY-NOAH—...Yeah, I hate dialing letters too—but when
it rains like crazy they can call in for all kinds of safety tips—even sandbag
information—...Yup, they’re doin real good: paying attention, not driving through
flooded areas—...Right: batteries, flashlights, radios, all that; but hey, we’re all
wondering when you’re going to let up—...Yes, you DO give the term “water
hazard” new meaning—...Yes, “Noah knows” where his umbrella is, very funny—
...Ok, ok I’ll keep the flood safety tips coming. Just REMEMBER your promise—
I still get really, REALLY seasick.

:10 DJ live tag: Remember that... (1 or 2 flood safe tips). To learn more on how
to be flood safe, call the Santa Clara Valley Water District at 1-888-HEY-NOAH!

Print and transit will tie in to this radio with series of “Noah Knows” —specific
information on how to be flood safe.

Final draft
Fred & Cathleen • FORTUNE2 design firm
Ronnie Schell as Noah
:60 Radio • Final copy version 3 “EL NIÑO”
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sfx: cel phone—beep boop beep, car/street noises and under his breath, worried:
“oh lord, what next...and send”
Noah: (SLIGHTLY AGITATED) Hello, this is NOAH calling for (harp chord)—
...yes, of course it’s urgent—... hey Chief—....yeah, Mrs. Noah said to thank
you for the recipe. Hey, you know that warm ocean, wacky weather El Niño
thing you do every so often? Listen, you’ve got the science guys here at the
Santa Clara Valley Water District really worried again—... ok, but you talked
me into being the front guy on this “Noah knows how to be FloodSafe” deal
and I gotta know if we’re talking flood or drought—... Sure, people here need
to be ready for either, but—...no, I don’t know anything about water
SHORTAGES—I did the ark thing, remember?—...ok, ok, I can do that: tell
‘em just keep up the good work: low flush toilets, water early in the morning...right,
be WATER-WISE... a-a-a-nd I’ll have the flood safety tips ready too. But hey,
(biblical whine) how about an itsy-bitsy HINT if—...hello?...hello!...drat (away
from mic) Hey Mrs. N, do we get the weather channel?

Mrs. Noah: Hey...this is Mrs Noah! Learn how to be flood safe and stay water-
wise. Call the Santa Clara Valley Water District at 1-888-HEY-NOAH! That’s
1-888-HEY NOAH!

FINAL DRAFT AS RECORDED

Fred & Cathleen • FORTUNE2 design firm
Ronnie Schell as Noah
:60 Radio • Final copy version 4 “INSTITUTIONAL”
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sfx: cel phone—beep boop beep, Birds, scraping noises and under his breath:
“mmmm love that digital... and send...”
Noah: Hi! This is NOAH calling for the (harp chord)—is he in? super—
...(humming while short wait) Hi Chief, Noah here—...well, cleanin’ the ol’ rain
gutters on the ark. Mrs. Noah’s just fine. (scraping noises stop) Been after me
to review our flood insurance policies. Heh heh. You know I’m hooked up here
with the Santa Clara Valley Water District....the folks responsible for most all
of the water related stuff that goes on in Santa Clara County?... that’s right,
everything from supplying the drinking water here to flood management...Yup,
run all the reservoirs, and keep the creeks and rivers “open to carry stormwater
away from people’s homes and businesses”—...that’s right, and keep everybody
in FREE sandbags when it gets wet and icky, and (confidentially) help me write
my “Noah Knows to be FloodSafe” tips —...yep, it does beat building an
ark...that’s very funny Chief...hey, I'll do the jokes.

Mrs. Noah: Hey...this is Mrs Noah! Be aware of the risks to your property.
Learn how to be flood safe. Call the Santa Clara Valley Water District at 1-888-
HEY-NOAH! That’s 1-888-HEY NOAH!

FINAL DRAFT AS RECORDED

Fred & Cathleen • FORTUNE2 design firm