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I kinda like this meme (imgur.com) submitted 3 hours ago by _grey 75 comments share all 75 comments sorted by: best [ ]splitrune 70 points 2 hours ago A baby with the motor skill development to use a spoon successfully at 4 months? That's incredible. permalink [ ]hehey 18 points 9 minutes ago You overlooked an obvious piece of information; he's Asian. permalink parent [ ]Talking_Baby 2 points 52 seconds ago Shouldn't it be chopsticks? permalink parent [ ]JakeStant 17 points 21 minutes ago I would say he was more like 1.5 years old from looking at the development stage s of my 2.5 year old. permalink parent [ ]braintrustinc 4 points 12 minutes ago Your 2.5 year old is behind on the learning curve. permalink parent [ ]BassInMyFace 1 point 4 seconds ago The learning curve has to go up at some point, that's a plus. permalink parent [ ]Trippze 0 points 7 minutes ago or a retard permalink parent

[ ]ballsackcancer 3 points 15 minutes ago Well, he's obviously a prodigy if he's rocking it on Wall Street already. permalink parent [ ]gosu_chobo 3 points 5 minutes ago people mature much much faster on reddit... oh wait... permalink parent [ ]Synectics 1 point 2 minutes ago To be fair, anyone can look competent with a spoon for the single moment it take s to snap a picture. permalink parent [+]Johnny3udbone comment score below threshold (6 children) [ ]IAteAllThePizza 52 points 2 hours ago "Now, will someone please get me a White Russian. Hold the vodka, hold the Kahlu a. And I swear to god if anyone makes another crack about my age, I will shove t hem back up their mother." permalink [ ]TheForeverAloneOne 6 points 1 hour ago That's drunk baby. Business baby would never drink on the job! permalink parent [ ]BaconPiglet 31 points 39 minutes ago I'm sorry trying to explain this, but I think he ment pure milk. White russian = black russian (vodka&kahlua) + milk Edit: or I didn't get the joke... permalink parent [ ]Johnny3udbone 5 points 32 minutes ago No, you're correct, Piglet. Forever Alone was so close but not really. permalink parent [ ]sherpasherp 26 points 1 hour ago I'm proud to have been here from the start of this meme

permalink [ ]Rustvos[??] 14 points 32 minutes ago Did it start tonight? permalink parent [ ]none_mama_see 15 points 29 minutes ago It wasn't born yesterday! permalink parent [ ]DomoInMySoup 4 points 27 minutes ago Well I mean... it kinda was... from where I live... permalink parent [ ]TheSepticSkeptic 1 point 6 minutes ago I believe this is the original. Personally, I did not expect it to blow up. permalink parent [ ]Johnny3udbone 3 points 31 minutes ago Let's celebrate and throw confetti. woohooooo!! permalink parent [ ]Olychuck 3 points 39 minutes ago tsk tsk, baby chugged his wine before breakfast. permalink [ ]JasonGD1982 14 points 3 hours ago That baby is more than 4 months old. D permalink [ ]Jess_than_three 3 points 41 minutes ago I'd say that kid is at least maybe two. I know my one-year-old doesn't have anyw here near that understanding of utensils, or probably the dexterity either; if I gave him a bowl of cereal, I'd pretty quickly have a very messy baby and a very messy floor. permalink

parent [ ]awkward_myrtle 7 points 2 hours ago No, he's just mature for his age. permalink parent [ ]R3divid3r 20 points 50 minutes ago That person is Asian. The kids at least 5 years old. permalink parent [+]writes_stuff comment score below threshold (3 children) [+]Rosenmops comment score below threshold (1 child) [+]enosu comment score below threshold (1 child) [ ]incestsurvivor 6 points 1 hour ago A 4 month old baby sitting up using a spoon and phone? Evolution, we have a winn er. permalink [ ]imgurtranscriber 11 points 3 hours ago Here is what the linked meme says in case it is blocked at your school/work or i s unavailable for any reason: Business Baby Post Title: I kinda like this meme Top: DON'T TRY AND BULLSHIT ME JOHNSON, I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY Bottom: I WAS BORN 4 MONTHS AGO Original Link1 | Meme Template2 permalink [ ]pa79 1 point 13 minutes ago I want a bot that takes CaptionBot's or imgurtranscriber's texts and creates pic tures out of them. permalink parent [+]djsjr comment score below threshold (0 children) [ ]marathonian 3 points 31 minutes ago Johnson is clearly making a fetal mistake (south park ref.) permalink

[ ]Karmdown 2 points 21 minutes ago The 4 month old part ruins this. Just sayin' funnier without it. permalink [ ]1summitash 2 points 20 minutes ago im guessing closer to 14-22 months. source: currently have 18 month old permalink [ ]Tehlolzz 2 points 15 minutes ago The 4 months line at the bottom is unnecessary. I think its better without it. permalink [ ]Lou39 4 points 3 hours ago This kid is going places. permalink [ ]Jess_than_three 16 points 41 minutes ago No he isn't. That's half the point of a high chair. permalink parent [ ]furyfight -4 points 2 hours ago like college permalink parent [ ]Thisizcat 2 points 35 minutes ago While I'd like to believe that there are more children out there that develop fi ne motor skills early in life... I doubt that infant is only 4 months old... permalink [ ]disagreeabledinosaur 1 point 24 minutes ago and if he is only 4 months old, then he shouldn't be eating solid foods. permalink parent [ ]thebobstu 1 point 3 hours ago Good job on your first post. permalink

[ ]PenangGuy 1 point 32 minutes ago Now if only the cup was nearer to the bowl. permalink [ ]Tiger8566 1 point 28 minutes ago preparing to run meme into ground, brace for impact permalink [ ]Rosenmops 1 point 23 minutes ago Kid is probably at least 18 months old. permalink [ ]69PointstoSlytherin 1 point 15 minutes ago There's a Johnson & Johnson joke in here somewhere. permalink [ ]Indianapolis_guy 1 point 5 minutes ago Nice job! I love it! permalink [ ]topredditbot 1 point 3 minutes ago Congratulations u/_grey, This is now the top post on reddit! You can see all the top posts at r/topofreddit permalink [ ]BZAGENIUS 1 point 1 minute ago Its annoying that the writing on the bottom explains the joke that is obviously implied by the writing up top. permalink [ ]LobsterSaladSandwich 0 points 41 minutes ago i don't, seems like a pile o' trash permalink [ ]BrightSage 0 points 20 minutes ago I think we should keep him. permalink

[ ]doismellbacon 0 points 17 minutes ago he looks like a baby version of the shoe throwing guy in austin powers permalink [ ]thanksdiego 0 points 15 minutes ago I'm not even mad, that's amazing! permalink [ ]TheMidnightCreeper 1 point 13 minutes ago Reported permalink [ ]124578369 0 points 10 minutes ago Way better than that other guy who tried to make it bad-asian pun baby. That shi t was awful. This meme isn't even about race, why White people always gotta make it about race? Damn fools needa get out of the majority for a while. permalink [ ]Johnny3udbone 1 point 4 minutes ago I , e . know. It's always white people that are ALWAYS talking about race. It's always "I got treated bad because I'm white" or "Don't they know I'm white and deserv that shit." Black people NEVER say anything race related. NEVER. NOT EVERY DAY NOT EVER. permalink parent [ ]GoChasingWaterfalls 0 points 10 minutes ago 4 months? Really? permalink [ ]-Champloo- -4 points 3 hours ago I don't know why, but when I first saw this picture earlier, I thought of the as ian character from the hangover- as a result, somehow 'business baby' just does not seem like a fitting name. permalink [ ]124578369 1 point 11 minutes ago Probably racist. permalink parent [ ]Givemetheupvotesplz -1 points 1 hour ago Noice

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