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, , , ... , , , ... ?
Coffee, tea, juice, beer coffee, tea, juice, beer coffee?
? ?
Beer? How much?
.
One hundred.
-!? !?
How much? One hundred?
.
One hundred.
. ! ... ...
Make it tea then. A hundred! Robbery just plain robbery
Alphabet
when stressed sounds somewhat like u in mud
sounds somewhat like b in bad, but at the end of word becomes p
sounds somewhat like v in verb, but at the end of word becomes f
sounds somewhat like g in give, but at the end of word becomes k
sounds somewhat like d in dog, but at the end of word becomes t
sounds somewhat like ye in yes
sounds somewhat like yo in yoke (the letter is almost never used in authentic
Russian writings, but is replaced by the common )
sounds somewhat like s in vision, but at the end of word becomes sh
sounds somewhat like z in zoo, but at the end of word becomes s
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Grammar Notes:
1. (m.n.) juice
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
For native English speakers it will be a shock, but all Russian nouns (and not just the
nouns) decline acquire different case endings depending on various factors.
Nominative
In a sentence the word in Nominative is a subject, an acting agent. . The
juice is on the table. In this sentence is in Nominative. In dictionaries words are
usually given in Nominative.
Accusative
In a sentence the word in Accusative is usually an object of an action.
. A man is doing a job. We can change the word order:
or , but the ending - along with the absence of an ending in
the word still indicate that the word is an object of the action.
Dative
. A man is going towards the table. The subject is moving towards
the object table. The target object table is in Dative.
Prepositional
. The man is thinking about juice. . About juice. The word
is in Prepositional (after the preposition o about).
Instrumental
. The man is (made) happy by the juice. The juice was the
instrument which made the man happy. In Russian no preposition is necessary, because
the case ending - clearly indicates that juice is the instrument of the mans happiness.
Genitive
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. The table of the man (the man owns the table). In this phrase the word
is in Genitive the fact indicated by the case ending -a.
Hopefully these examples (very much simplified, of course) have given you some idea of
the case system in Russian.
2. (neutr. n.) beer
3. ? How much? How many?; this question word is used in many other
question phrases, for example:
? What time is it?
? How much does it cost?
() ? How old are you?
4. -? How much?; this repeated question, especially with a
rising intonation, expresses the emotions of the customer who is unpleasantly
surprised by the price of the beer.
5. (adv.) then
6. plain robbery; literal translation:
(m.n.) robbery; derivative of the v. /
(imperf./perf.) to rob; same root as the m.n. (robber)
(adv.) simply; derivative of the m. adj. (simple);
antonym of the m.n. (complicated); for example:
a simple example
. Its simple.
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. , , , . . . ... ...
So, money, tickets, phone, passport. A second passport. Then, a third one it seems
thats it
. , --: , ,
. ?
Yes. You are just like Agent 007: passport number one, passport number two, passport
number three. Where is number four?
, .
No, just three for now.
, , -?
When is the train, Agent Tyapkin-Lyapkin?
... .
At 3 at 3:40.
?
At 3:40 sharp?
, .
Yes, sharp.
, . ?
Its almost three. Do I need to call a taxi?
. .
No, thats not necessary. Its just a 10-minute walk.
! ! , !
Ten! Its a 20-minute walk! Lets go, Major Whirlwind!
Grammar Notes:
1. (pl.) money; same root as the m. adj. (money); for example:
. He has a lot of money.
a moneyed man
2. (m. adj.) second
Numerals
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Cardinal numeral
Ordinal numeral
: , , . ?
Write down bread, potatoes, wieners. What else?
? ?
Buttermilk? Milk?
. . --.
Write down buttermilk. Vologodsky. Three Os Vo-lo-godsky.
! ... ... . -. .
, .
I know! Three Os What a circus So. Some kind of juice. Orange. 1 liter, I think.
.
Write it down two.
. -- . , ? ?
... ?
Fine two. Okay three Os. Is that correct, professor? Three Os or four? So vodka?
!
No!
?
Why so fast with the no?
!
Because.
Grammar Notes:
6.
7.
8.
9.
10
!
I love you!
! .
Fine! And now, in a whisper.
!
I love you!
.
Now, with scary voice.
!
I love you!
.
And now, with a silly voice.
!
I love you.
.
Now, as a question.
?
I love you?
. .
Now, sing. Like in an opera.
!
I love you!
.
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Grammar Notes:
1. ! I love you!
(1s p. sing.) of the imperf. v. to love (perf. );
same root as the fem. n. (love) and the m. adj. (loved,
beloved)
(gen. case) of the personal pronoun (you)
Plural
12
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
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!
I hate you!
!
More emotion!
!
I hate you!
. .
Thats better. Now, in a whisper.
!
I hate you!
.
Now, with an exaggerated dramatic voice.
!
I hate you!
.
Now, as a question.
?
I hate you?
.
Now like a robot without emotion.
.
I hate you!
.
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Grammar Notes:
1. ! I hate you; the imperf. v. (to hate) is conjugated
as follows:
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
Plural
2. ! More emotion!
3. (comparative degree) better; derivative of the m. adj. (good)
4. (adv.) in a whisper; derivative of the m.n. (whisper)
5. (adv.) exaggerated; derivative of the m. adj.
(exaggerated); same root as the v. / (to increase, to
augment)
6. (instr. case) of the m. adj. (dramatic);
derivative of the fem. n. (drama, cognate)
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Plural
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?
Ah, such important people, and without a protection detail? Hello, Vladimir Petrovich!
How are you doing? How is your health?
, , . ? , ?
Little by little, Vitya (Viktor), little by little. And how are you? How is your wife? And your
car?
, .
...
Everything is fine, Vladimir Petrovich. My wife and my car run practically like new
, , !
Thats good, Vitya; thats great!
, ?
Some beer, Vladimir Petrovich?
, . , . . .
.
No, not today. Not today, Vitya. Mine (wife) is waiting for me at home. Mean as a dog.
Lets do it tomorrow.
...
Fine, tomorrow
Grammar Notes:
1. . (set phrase) such important people and without a
body guard; formed from the following words:
(pl.) people, sing. m.n. (person)
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19
20
, ! ?
Hello, Pasha (Pavel)! How is the translation coming along?
? . .
The translation? Its fine. Im already finishing it.
?
When will it be done?
- , .
In two to three days, I think.
. !
You are fast. Youre not a man youre a rocket!
, ! ! !
Fast! Are you kidding! Im working as hard as a slave day and night!
?
When do you have to turn it in?
.
In two weeks.
!
After youre done, lets go out to a restaurant!
. , !
Fine. Okey dokey!
! , , - !
Ah! Youre speaking English, too!
, - . ...
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Grammar Notes:
1. (m.n.) translation; same root as the v. /
(imperf./perf.) to translate; root = / (lead)
Declension of the Masculine Noun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
in two weeks
Declension of the Feminine Noun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
23
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, ...
Excuse me, Im looking for
, .
Im sorry, Im not a Muscovite.
, , ? .
Excuse me, comrade policeman, where is New Arbat (street name)? Nobody seems to
know.
? ?
What? Old Arbat?
. .
New. Im looking for New Arbat.
? .
Why do you need to look for it? Youre standing right in it.
? - . , ...
Really? Im actually looking for a bar Zhiguli. They say the beer is good there
? . . .
Zhiguli? Its over there. That green sign on the right. Try the unfiltered one.
!
Thanks.
!
Not at all!
Grammar Notes:
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3. (1st p. sing.) of the v. (imperf.) to look for; same root as the m.n.
(search);
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
Plural
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
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. .
?
?
.
.
.
. ...
You and I. Everything is very simple.
But why is there so much sadness in my heart?
Maybe it is because of autumn
And the smoke of the bonfire and the ashes of the feelings?
The rustling of the leaves is under our feet.
Come the tenderness of softly spoken words and the touching of the fingers.
The blue of the sky is behind the clouds.
You and I. And the inevitability
? ? ?
Are you crying? Why are you crying? Didnt you like it?
, ...
No, I liked it
, , ?
So why are you crying if you like it?
...
I dont know
...
Dont cry. Everything is going to be just fine
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Grammar Notes:
1. (adv.) it is sad; same root as the m. adj. (sad); derivative of
the fem. n. (sadness); for example:
he feels sad
his/her heart is sad
2. (m.n.) smoke; same root as the imperf. v. (to smoke, to fume)
3. (gen. case) of the m.n. (bonfire, campfire); for example:
to build a fire
4. (m.n.) ashes; same root as the v. /
(imperf./perf.) to incinerate
Declension of the Masculine Noun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Prepositional
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
10. (fem. n.) blue; derivative of the fem. n. (blue); same root as the
m. adj. (blue)
11. (inst. case, pl.) of the neutr. n. (cloud); same root as the m.
adj. (cloudy); for example:
cloudy weather
Declension of the Plural Neuter Noun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
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Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
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10
. .
The pipes are old. They need to be replaced.
. .
. , . .
The whole building is old, but the foundation and the walls are good. I would like to
replace the pipes and the heaters. The electrical wiring is also old and bad. Id like a new
wiring.
. , , . ?
Understood. The pipes, the heaters, the wiring. What else?
. , ,
. .
Id like to build a second floor. Actually, not a whole floor, but an attic with a place to
have tea after visiting the bathhouse. One can see Volga from there.
, .
Yes, this is a beautiful view.
. . . .
. . . , .
. .
The view is wonderful. Its so quiet here. Only the dogs are barking. Thats why I bought
this house. But I intend to build the attic later on over the summer. I would also like to
have a fireplace. And a new fence, and a shed. But for now, I need to replace the heating
equipment. Winter will be here soon.
.
Got it.
? , .
How much will it cost? The pipes, the radiators, and the wiring.
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, ... , , ,
...
Ill need to run the numbers So, new pipes, new radiators, new wiring
Grammar Notes:
1. (pl.) of the fem. n. (pipe); for example:
steel pipe
steam heat pipe
2. (imperf. v.) to change (perf. v. ); same root as the m.n.
(exchange)
3. all, whole
Declension of the Definitive Pronoun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Instrumental
Prepositional
5. ( ) electrical wiring; v.
/ (imperf./perf.v.) to install, to build
6. (acc. case) of the fem. adj. (small); (not) +
(big); synonym of the fem. adj. (small)
Declension of the Feminine Adjective
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
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Plural
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
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Plural
11
? ? , .
Whos next? Are you ready to read (perform)? If youre ready, read.
, ...
, , , .
... ...
. , ...
The shore recedes; the lights are in the distance
Waves, seagulls, clouds and the quiet sorrow.
The days are disappearing in the haze murk of rain
Dont be sorry no need to. Just remember as you go away
, . ! ... , ? ?
! , . . !
Not bad, not bad at all. Do not be sorry no need to Mm, its Lermontov, isnt it? Or
Block? I know in vino veritas. Well, it doesnt matter. You are free to go. Next!
Grammar Notes:
1. who
Declension of the Interrogative Pronoun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
38
Plural
39
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
40
Plural
12
, --...
"The morning is foggy, morning la-la-la"
, . , !
? ? ?
I see that you are in a good mood. And the morning is not foggy, but sunny! What are
your plans for today? Is your headache gone? What are you planning to do?
. , ...
. - ?
My headache is gone. Ill get on the Internet, check my e-mail... Then well have to go to
the grocery store; we are out of black bread. Do you need anything?
- .
Get some dairy.
?
Buttermilk?
. . .
. . .
Yeah, maybe buttermilk. But get the low-fat. We dont have anything for tea either.
Masha and Danya are coming over tonight. They got back from the country yesterday. And
Masha likes sweets.
. . , -.
We have jam. Currant jam. And we have honey, I think.
- .
Get a cake.
? ?
What kind? Big or small?
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. . ... , .
. . . .
Medium size. Like you bought last time. Buy fruit too... You know, I will go with you. The
weather is great. Everything is blooming. We can go for a walk on the embankment, too. I
havent been there in such a long time.
! . .
Great! And I was already thinking of making a grocery list. You know me.
, , ...
I know you, my sweetie, I know...
Grammar Notes:
Declension of Pronouns , , ,
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
/
/
/
/
/
/
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
Plural
Plural
honeymoon
13. (m.n.) cake; for example:
chocolate cake
flaky cake
14. . Everything is blooming.
15. (sing. fem) was
Conjugation of the verb in the Past Tense
Singular
/
/
// //
Plural
Plural
45
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
46
Plural
13
! ! , ! ?
Hello! Hello! Hi, Lena! Can you hear me okay?
, ! . ...
Hi, Dad! I hear you fine. There is just some echo
?
Do you want me to call you back?
, . ? ? .
.
No, its not necessary. How is everything over there? Whats the weather like? We
have minus 30 here again. Everyone is hurrying through the streets.
, . ,
. . . . --! ? ?
For Norilsk, thats not cold. When I used to work there, sometimes we had minus 50
degrees. Or even 60. Here, on the Volga River, its plus 1 and snowing. Everything is a
brilliant white. Simply beau-ti-ful! What are you up to? Are you skiing?
, . . .
...
No, its cold. Im surfing the Internet. And Im reading Dostoevsky. And drinking
currant tea.
Grammar Notes:
Declension of Plural Pronouns , ,
Nominative
Genitive
47
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
Plural
Plural
Plural
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Plural
50
Plural
14 ( 13-)
?
And what specifically are you reading?
.
The Idiot.
?
Do you like it?
. .
I dont know. I just need to read it because its in my course outline.
.
...
Some parts are not bad in the Idiot. And some are so-so, written hurry-skurry
?
Playing the critic again?
, , , , .
,
.
Not really, I love The Idiot, but, for example, the episode with the vase at the Duchess
Belokonskayas. Prince Myshkin gets introduced to her as if its for the first time, but he has
already met her in Moscow.
.
That cant be true.
? . ,
. . ,
?
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Why cant it be true? It very much is. Dostoevsky forgot that Myshkin is already
acquainted with Belokonskaya. He was writing in a hurry and just forgot. Do you think a
writer is incapable of forgetting something?
. .
Im going to check right now I have the book right here.
. . .
Go ahead and check. Im not worried the tanks are not scared of mud. I will call you
back in ten minutes.
.
Fine.
Grammar Notes:
1. (adv.) specifically, concretely (cognate); same root as the m. adj.
(concrete)
2. (2nd p. sing.) of the imperf. v. (to read)
Plural
Singular
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Plural
8. not really
9. (instr. case) of the fem. n. (vase)
10. (gen. case) of the fem. n. princess (duchess), m.n. prince (duke)
11. (3rd p. sing.) of the reflexive v. (to present itself)
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
Plural
Plural
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Plural
Plural
// //
Plural
18. (fut. tense) of the perf. v. (to check, to inspect); same root
as the fem. n. (faith)
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
Plural
55
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
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15
?
What are you reading?
.
A book.
, , . ?
I see that its a book and not a newspaper. Whats the name of it?
.
No One Can Teach You a Foreign Language.
, !
What a stupid title!
, , , . ,
. , .
The title might be stupid, but the book is good. Its about how to learn a foreign
language. Any foreign language.
! !
I hate all those textbooks and manuals. They are nauseating!
. .
. . .
It isnt a textbook or a manual. Its a general philosophical approach to language. Its
very interesting. It is definitely not nauseating. In some places, its funnier than Zadornov.
?
Whos the author?
.
Zamiatkin Nikolai Feodorovich.
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? ?
Zamiatin? The one who wrote We?
, . ...
Not Zamiatin, but Zamiatkin. But his writing isnt any worse
-?
Why it is impossible to teach?
, , . ...
Its impossible to teach, but possible to learn, to teach yourself. This is the main point
Grammar Notes:
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
6. (fem. n.) this colloquial word means beanery. It derives from the imperf.
v. (to be sick to ones stomach) and has the same root as the fem. n.
(nausea). It expresses a negative attitude about the topic in question, which, here, is a
language textbook.
7. (fem. n.) teaching manual (usually for school and college instructors);
derivative of the m.n. (method, technique); same root as the m. adj.
(methodic)
Declension of the Feminine Noun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
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Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
16
, !
Give me a blessing, father!
!
Lord will bless you!
, .
Father, I have a question.
?
Yes?
...
Lent starts in a week
, .
Yes, next Monday.
, ?
I wasnt sure, is it okay to eat fish during the first three days?
. ?
You can look on the Orthodox calendar. Do you have a calendar?
, , ...
Yes, I do, but
, . .
,
, , .
And you should not think so much about food. The Orthodox lent is not a diet.
If you eat only fresh cabbage and carrots, and drink only water, but dont pray, dont go
to church, or repent of your sins, its not lent.
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Grammar Notes:
1. (2nd p. pl.) of the perf. v. to bless (imperf.
); (good) + (word) +
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
Plural
Plural
(m.n.) lent; same root as the v. (to fast) and the m. adj.
lenten; for example: lenten fare
3. (m. adj.) next; derivative of the imperf. v. (to follow)
Declension of the Masculine Adjective
Nominative
Genitive
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Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
8. (particle) even if
9. (acc. case) of the fem. adj. (uncooked, raw)
10. (imperf. reflexive v.) to pray; same root as the fem. n.
(pray)
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Plural
Plural
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17 ( 16-)
, , ,
, ...
Go to church more often, pray more out loud and in your heart, try not to sin or at least
sin less, read the Holy Scripture
, ...
They said on TV recently that in the year of the rat
? . .
.
.
. , .
...
What year of the rat? Dont listen to those demons. There is no year of the rat. Try to
watch less TV. All those demonic rats are coming from exactly there. Its better not to watch
TV at all, whether its during lent or not. It is not of God.
. ,
...
But there are some interesting programs. The Orthodox people are talking and even the
priests
-. .
, ?
? ...
TV is anti-icon. Many elders think that TV is an icon of the antichrist. How much time do
you spend in prayer, addressing the icon? And how much time do you spend watching TV?
Think about it
Grammar Notes:
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Here are several verbs in the imperative, which is formed from the stem of the simple
future of the perfective form of the verb. Pay attention to the examples from this
dialogue.
1. (imperative, pl.) of the imperf. v. (to walk); the sing. imperative is
.
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
Plural
Plural
3. (adv.) aloud; same root as the m.n. (ear, hearing); same root as the
imperf. v. (to listen), v. c (to hear)
4. (prep. case) of the neutr. n. (heart); same root as the m. adj.
(heart); for example:
warm-hearted person
heart disease
5. (imperf. v.) to sin; (perf. ); same root as the m.n. (sin)
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
66
Plural
//
Plural
Plural
//
Plural
11. (gen. case) of the m.n. lent; same root as the imperf. v. (to
fast)
12. (pl.) of the m.n. (Orthodox); derives from the m. adj.
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
Plural
Singular
//
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Plural
18
! !
Hello! I am hungry!
! - .
Hello! Havent seen you for a while.
. . ,
? !
I was on a business trip. Just came back yesterday. What do you have thats tasty
today? I am so hungry!
. .
Everything we have is tasty. You know that.
. . ?
I know. That's why I come. And what is this?
, . . .
These are lamb rissoles, and those are beef. We also have fish rissoles. Here they are.
?
What type of fish is that?
. .
This is Atlantic salmon. And this is flounder.
? ! .
Do you have fish soup? You could make a wonderful soup from the Atlantic salmon
heads. I make it sometimes at home.
. . . .
. . .
Yes, we have it, but not today. We make it on Fridays. Today, we have borscht. Very
good. And we also have solyanka. And cabbage soup.
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?
And does the cabbage soup come with sauerkraut or fresh cabbage?
.
With sauerkraut.
Grammar Notes:
1. (set phrase) I am hungry, I want to eat; this construction requires
the pronoun to be in the dative case (could be omitted) + + the infinitive
form of the verb, for example:
. I am hungry (I want to eat).
. He wants to sleep.
. We are thirsty.
2. (past tense, sing.) of the imperf. v. to leave (perf. )
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
Plural
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Plural
Plural
Plural
Singular
//
Plural
74
Plural
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19 ( 18-)
- . .
...
And you used to have some Georgian meat. Khinkali or Tshinvali. Very tasty...
. . -. .
.
Chokhohbili. We dont have it today. We have Hungarian-style ragout. Here it is.
Very tasty.
. .
Fine, then give me the borscht and ragout.
?
And for a side dish?
?
What do you have?
, , , .
Rice, buckwheat, fried potatoes, spaghetti.
, . . , .
I think buckwheat. It's been ages since Ive had it. And Oriental salad please.
?
What are you going to drink?
. .
Beer. Unfiltered Zhigulevskoye.
?
One?
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, . , . ?
, ...
One for now, then well see. Some salty cheese for the beer, too. Whats the name
of it? Suluguni or something...
? ?
Would you like some tea? Or coffee?
, . . ...
No, Ill have beer. Ill have tea at home. With my wife...
Grammar Notes:
1. (neutr. adj.) Georgian; same root as the fem. n. Georgia
(country); m.n. Georgian (nationality); m. adj. (Georgian);
for example:
(fem. adj.) fried; derived from the v. /
(imperf./perf.) to fry
Georgian wine
Georgian language
- Georgian-style meat
Declension of the Neuter Noun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
78
20
, ...
I cant imagine how you live in this village without Internet
? .
What do you mean without Internet? We do have Internet.
. ?
But you dont even have a phone line. How you can have Internet?
. ...
We have satellite Internet installed. We have a dish on the roof and so forth
? , ?
Satellite? Its probably very expensive, isnt it?
.
Not too much.
? ?
And how does it perform? Pretty well?
-. . .
.
More or less. Pretty slow. But I only check my e-mail. I dont need anything else.
.
I dont do any downloading only e-mail.
, ? ?
So, you mean it works through the satellite? One doesnt have to have a phone?
. ,
.
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You need to have a cell phone. All outgoing information comes from the cell and
incoming information comes from the satellite to the dish.
, ?
So you say that its working OK?
,
.
It works OK in the morning and in the afternoon; but in the evening not so well, the
channel is usually overloaded.
, .
Everybody comes home and gets on the Internet.
. , ...
- , ! !
I understand. Thank you for the information maybe I will have Internet installed at
my dacha By the way, you shouldnt say on the Internet, but in the Internet. But
it is clear thank you!
Grammar Notes:
Plural
80
Plural
Plural
Plural
Plural
//
83
Plural
21
, !
Guys, heres a joke!
!
Go ahead!
.
Life under Stalin its like being on a tram.
?
Why is it like in a tram?
, , , !
Half the population is sitting, half is waiting to sit, and they all have the jitters.
!
I have one, too!
!
Go ahead!
. .
!
The optimist is learning English. The pessimist is learning Chinese. And the realist is
learning AK-47.
! , . :
!
:
K! :
!
Ive got one, too. An American, a Frenchman, and a Russian get together. The
American says: When I go on vacation, I only go in my big American car! The
Frenchman says: When I go on vacation, I only go on the elegant French Concord!
84
And the Russian says: And when I go on vacation, I only go in a big beautiful Russian
tank!
, . , .
Thats an old one. Now you can go anywhere you like.
? !
And money? Life is good, but I dont have crap in my pocket.
, !
Lets drink to having money!
!
Lets!
Grammar Notes:
1. (m.n.) joke; for example:
to tell a joke
to laugh at a joke
Declension of Personal Pronouns (Singular)
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
/
/
/
/
/
/
2. (set phrase) under Stalin (during the years when Stalin was in
power)
3. (3rd p. sing.) of the imperf. v. ; literal translation = to sit; here, the
meaning is figurative, to serve time in jail.
85
Plural
4. (3rd p.sing.) of the perf.v. (to sit); here, the meaning is figurative, to
serve time in jail.
Conjugation of the verb (Future Tense)
Singular
//
Plural
Plural
Singular
//
Plural
Plural
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
12. (1st p. sing.) of the imperf. v. (to fly); same root as the m.n.
(flight)
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
Plural
13. (imperf. v.) to rest, to take a vacation; same root as the m.n.
(rest)
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
88
Plural
//
Plural
89
22
?
How do you like our new president?
, ? .
What, we have a new president? I didnt notice.
. .
Youre always joking. You did see his speech on TV.
. . . ,
, , .
- , .
, . !? !? !?
!? ,
. , ,
! ...
A sleek boy. He can talk and enunciate correctly. By the way, Brezhnev had such poor
delivery in his last years, he was hardly understood. Once, he was delivering a speech
to a congress and all of a sudden everyone heard shitty wieners. The entire
leadership got scared, of course. What wieners? Where? In what store? Why are they
shitty? They immediately tried to figure out where the General Secretary of the
Central Committee of the Communist Party of the USSR saw those shitty wieners. It
turned out that what he said was not the shitty wieners, but the socialist
countries! Such were the times
. .
I already heard that joke. The first time it was fifteen years ago.
, !
Its not a joke. Its the honest truth!
-...
Right
! ...
90
Plural
Plural
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
Prepositional
Plural
12. (set phrase) pure truth; this expression is formed from the
words:
(fem. adj.) pure
(fem. n.) truth
Declension of the Cardinal Feminine Numeral
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
95
23
? ? ?
A matrix method? Whats that? What do you have to do?
. . .
- , . .
Yes, the matrix method, or the method of Zamiatkin. You take a short dialogue. To
start, just 15-20 seconds long, and listen to it. Many times.
?
About three times?
.
Many times.
-?
Like 5-10 times?
, . .
No, not 5, and not 10. You need to listen to it for several days.
!?
For several days!?
, . .
. . . . .
Yes, for several days. You need to start really hearing the sounds of the foreign
language. But this is just the first step. Then you need to read the dialogue. And read
it out loud. Very, very loudly. Also for several days.
?! !
Several days?! One can go crazy!
, . - .
Yes, for several days. You need to work through 25-30 dialogues.
96
? ?
Thats all? Ill know the foreign language then?
, , . ...
No, my friend, its just the beginning. Its just the beginning of the road
Grammar Notes:
1. (m. adj.) matrix; same root as the fem. n. (matrix)
Declension of the Masculine Adjective
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
98
Singular
//
Plural
99
Plural
100
24
, ! , .
.
Good morning, Vitya! Please, help me with the computer. Its not turning on
again.
, ! .
.
Good morning, Galina Ivanovna! Its out for repairs. It was picked up a week
ago and hasnt been returned yet.
, . .
.
Not really, actually its on my desk. I wanted to turn it on and I cant. For half
an hour Ive been pushing all kinds of buttons.
. .
Ive been here since this morning and nobody has brought the computer back
yet. I didnt see it yesterday either.
, , !
!
Vitya, Im telling you that its on my desk! Please, help me turn it on I have a
lot of work to do!
, , , !
All right then, Galina Ivanovna, all right!
.
Here it is.
?
Where?
. .
Here. On the desk.
101
, , ! !
Galina Ivanovna, thats a monitor, not a computer. The computer is out for
repairs!
, ! ? ! !
Monitor, computer! Whats the difference? Turn it on! I need to work!
!
Oh, my God!
Grammar Notes:
Declension of Personal Pronouns (Singular)
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
/
/
/
/
/
/
102
Plural
Plural
Prepositional
104
25
, , ?
?
Listen, Petrovich, whats your secret? How do you always make everything come out
so well?
.
There is no secret.
, , !
Tell me, Petrovich, Im curious!
! .
Hey, you wouldnt get it.
? . ? -
? -?
Why wouldnt I get it? I would. Why are the fish in your pond so tasty? Some kind of
special technology? Some kind of genetic engineering?
...
The secret is simple love
!? !? ! !
? .
?
What!? What love!? You don't want to talk! You dont want to tell your friend! How
do your trees grow two meters each year? The ones at my dacha arent growing at all.
Some special fertilizer?
, . !
The secret is the same, Vanya. Love!
, . . .
I dont understand you, Petrovich. I just dont get it. You speak in riddles.
105
, . , -, .
. , , ! .
.
I told you you wouldnt get it. Eat. Eat the fish. Dont be shy. I have a lot of fish in my
pond. Drink the kvass go ahead. I make it myself. Its not the rotten stuff you get
from the store.
, , !
Yes, your kvass is tasty, Petrovich!
!
Oh!
!
The kvass hits you right in the nose!
, . ...
The secrets the same, Vanya. The secrets the same
Grammar Notes:
Plural
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
-
-
-
-
-
-
109
26
! , ! !
I dont get it! One more time, Vasya! Once more!
...
The localization of the subdivision structure
!
Right!
... ...
comes right after the linear stratification
!? ? , .
?
Oh, what are you talking about!? What are those words? Localization,
stratification. What is that really?
. , .
, ...
Its the lingo, the terminology and the words in this field. Its how they talk,
Vladimir Petrovich
! ! ! !
. .
Ah! Its how they talk! Their words! Dont speak to me with words! You dont
need words to talk with me. Especially those words.
?
How should I talk then?
? ? , , , !
.
. .
, ...
110
How should one talk? How should one talk? You dont need words, my dear Vasya!
Let your soul speak with my soul. We shouldnt care about words that much. Let
soul speak with soul they will understand each other. When souls speak its not
necessary to think about words words will come by themselves
Grammar Notes:
Declension of the Feminine Adjective
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
/
/
/
/
/
/
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
2. (particle) let
3. (fem. n.) soul; same root as the m. adj. (sincere, heartfelt)
4. (imperf. reflexive v.) to take care; to be concerned; same root as
the fem. n. (concern)
Plural
//
113
27
, ?
Well, did you put together the paperwork for the house?
.
Not yet.
? ?
No? Why is it taking so long?
- . .
There are hundreds of papers and a war over each one. The atomic one.
, .
You should have done through an agency.
. .
I am working with an agency. The agency is a story in itself.
?
What kind of a story?
, , .
: -! !
- ,
. . , ,
. , .
. : . ! , , ,
. , .
: ! , ,
!
I go see them and theres that little man there who thinks hes very smart. The first
thing he says is We do business in a new way! Our patron is always right! He
probably heard this phrase in some Western movie and liked it a lot. Right. He told
me how much its going to cost and what paperwork is required. I asked him when I
should bring the paperwork, what time works better for them. And he says: Any time.
114
Our patron is always right! I say that it could well be that Ill show up at their door
and nobody will be in the office. Ill be right, but the door will be locked. He looks at
me and says already with a hatred: Our patron is always right! In short, the circus
may have left town, but the clowns are still running around!
Grammar Notes:
Declension of the Plural Masculine Noun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
3. (fem. n.) war; same root as the m.n. (military); for example:
atomic war
Declension of the Feminine Noun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
117
28
, ?
How did you like the movie?
.
One more example of the Hollywood smelly crap.
, .
. ,
. - .
Dumb and evil Russians and smart and kind Americans who save the rest of the
world from us. The invasion of America continues. We hardly have any films of our
own, and the ones we do have are anti-Russian just like theirs. We should do
something about it.
, ? ?
So, what then, are you for censorship? Like we had in Soviet times?
? , .
. .
.
Why are you so afraid of that word? Take France, for example. In their theaters,
only ten percent of the films can be Hollywood made. All the rest have to be
French films. I know Ive lived there for two years.
, ...
Hm, I didnt know that about France
Grammar Notes:
1. (fem. adj.) odorous; derivative of the imperf. v. (to smell);
same root as the m.n. (odor)
118
Plural
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
Plural
Plural
121
29 ( 28-)
, . ! .
. ! .
. ?
, , !
, ! ,
?
Of course, you didnt know that. But in France it is so. They dont talk about it on TV.
They just have these endless idiotic TV series with those dumb laugh tracks. They
make morons of us! Kids dont go outside at all. They play on the computer all day
long. And what games are they playing? Endless killing, witchcraft, pure satanism!
Yesterday, I stopped by the childrens bookstore and Harry Potter is the first thing you
see on display! What is that if not the manual on satanism for children.
. , .
?
I understand. It looks like you didnt like the movie all that much. Do you want to go
for a cup of coffee at Shokoladnitsa?
. ? !
Lets go. And the language? What language are they talking in?
, - !
Its not Russian and its not English. It is some foul half-Russian and half-English!
, ! ! !
Those people know neither Russian nor English! The elites! Hold me down (or I dont
know what Ill do)!
Grammar Notes:
1. (pl.) from the m. adj. (endless); root =
/ (end); same root as the v. /
(imperf./perf.) to finish
122
2. (instr. case) of the m. adj. (dumb, blunt); same root as the m.n.
(dimwit)
3. (3rd p.pl.) of the imperf. v. to come out (perf. );
same root as the m.n. (exit)
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
Plural
Plural
Plural
124
30
.
The bathhouse is ready; one can go for a lashing.
, ...
You go ahead; Im not going
? , ?
Whats this Im not going? Are you sick?
, ...
No, Im not sick
?
What then?
, . . ,
...
I dont do lashings, Vladimir Petrovich. I never have. I dont even know what that is
! , !? , , ?
Here we go! What, youre not Russian? Are you an American spy?
. ...
I spent my whole life in the city. We never went for baths
, ? , !
! ! ! !
. !
So what if you live in the city? Here, Petya lives in the city too, but hes a beast when
it comes to lashing! Lets go; dont fool around! Well have a cold beer afterward! Ah!
And vodka! All your aches and pains will vanish as if by magic. If you dont go we
wont pour you a vodka!
! , ?
Ah! Is this some kind of sauna or what?
125
! , . ,
!
Hey! A sauna has dry steam; but a Russian bathhouse has damp steam. Well splash
some beer on the rocks, and then itll smell like bread!
?
And whats the besom for?
. ! . . .
. , , .
! ? -, . , !
For that. For sweeping the floor! Youll see. Youll find out. But later. Why are you
harping like an American: What for?, Why? This is, you see, our Russian massage.
Hitler kaputt! Capish? In short, feng-shui. Lets go, you foreign devil!
, ! ...
Prepositional
Plural
Plural
Plural
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
Plural
Plural
Plural
130
Plural
131
31
! ? ?
Here is one more statue! Who is that? Whats this freak?
, .
Its Lenin, of course.
?
Wheres the guitar?
?
What guitar?
, !
If its John Lennon, there must be a guitar here.
-. .
Its Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov-Lenin. Our leader.
! ! ! !
? . ? ?
Oh! Vladimir Ilych Lenin! Our leader! Our kind grandfather! Where is the accordion
then? Or at least the balalaika. At home? Or is comrade Stalin playing it?
, , . -. ,
!
I see that you are a big joker! Well, youre joking and the KGB is listening very
attentively and remembering every word.
. . .
!
There is no KGB now. Now we live with complete democracy and freedom. These are
different times. You can say anything!
132
? ? , , !
! , . ! !
, !
Different times? No KGB? The KGB was, is, and will always be, my nave friend! The
KGB is forever! So watch your trap, as they say now. Democracy! Ha! We have a
dumbocracy, not a democracy!
------! , ?
? ?
Well, well, well, you say dumbocracy? And who should watch his tongue? You or me?
, -.
?
By the way, the Liverpool-Spartak game starts in ten minutes. Where will we watch it?
.
Lets go to Zhiguli.
. .
The sound is bad there; its impossible to hear. Lets go to the Mug.
Grammar Notes:
Declension of the Feminine Noun
Nominative
Genitive
Dative
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
133
Plural
Accusative
Instrumental
Prepositional
Plural
Plural
32
, . , , ? .
. . ? .
Fine, lets go to the Mug. Come in, comrade major, do you copy? Over. Were going to
the Mug. Not the Zhiguli the Mug. Do you copy? Over.
-. , ! ! ,
!
Ha-ha. Very funny, mister funny man! Very funny! You can have your jokes, but dont
mess with Lenin!
,
,
,
--...
I was a proletarian,
I loved Ilyich (Lenin),
And having fulfilled the quota,
I would dance the Cha-Cha-Cha
! !
! --. .
! ! ,
!
Ah, you also are a poet! Those who live beyond the Arctic Circle adore poets there,
youll be reading your poems to the reindeers and dancing the Cha-Cha-Cha with the
polar bears in the tundra. And it will be fifty degrees below zero! The poet! Now I
know whos writing poetry on the public restroom walls.
.
!
.
136
!
The tractor peacefully plows in the fields
I will visit the Mausoleum today!
The grandfather is there Ilyich lies there
I have a brick in my pocket for him.
!?
How can you do that!?
!
Ah!
! ?
You were a member of the party! What were you doing in it?
, ...
To be honest, I dont know myself
!? !?
How can you not know!? You were a communist and dont know why!?
: , , ...
I dont remember; I was drunk, just like everybody used to be in this country
Grammar Notes:
1. (2nd p. pl.) of the imperf. v. to hear (perf.
)
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
137
Plural
Plural
138
Plural
Plural
Plural
139
10. (prep. case, pl.) of the m.n. (restroom); same root as the
m. adj. (toilet); for example:
toilet paper
dressing table
11. (3rd p. sing.) of the imperf. v. (to plow); same root as the
m.n. (plowman)
Conjugation of the verb
Singular
//
Plural
Plural
140
Plural
Plural
Plural
Plural
142