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Igor Script
And every time it rains It rains pennies from heaven Don't you know each cloud contains pennies from heaven? You'll find your fortune falling All over town Be sure that your umbrella is up-up-up-up-upside down And trade them for a package of sunshine and ravioli Nice weather we're having, huh? Here in the kingdom of Malaria, every day's forecast is rainy with a 100% chance of horror. It wasn't always like this, though. Years ago, Malaria was a sunny land of farmers. Until the mysterious storm clouds rolled in and never left.
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Anyway, all Igors are forced to serve Evil Scientists. Our life is a permanent graveyard shift. But I never wanted to be an Igor. I always wanted to be an Evil Scientist. Unfortunately, the hunch on my back was a one-way ticket to Igor School. I majored in Talking With a Slur and graduated with a Yes Masters Degree. Then, it was off to find a job. Hi, I'm here about the "Igor Wanted" ad. My name's Igor. Well, of course it is. I've got a hunch on my back. What's my name gonna be? Kevin? They didn't appreciate my creative style. But eventually, I landed a job for Dr. Glickenstein. Pull the switch! Not the smartest scientist. His last invention was an Evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone. And it actually tasted pretty good. Igor!
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Who's the failure now, Mother? Mummy, Mummy, you were right! I was never meant to be a scientist. I should have been a plumber like you! That was the first time he was right all day. You! Go find me a 16-gigawatt temporal transducer. Excuse me, Master, are you sure you don't mean 21-gigawatt? You're correcting me? Strike! I should do more improv. My hunch. Oh, there she goes. Much better. Good evening, friends! That's Scamper, one of my most successful inventions. I made him immortal. Which is kind of a hassle for him, since he doesn't want to live. Will nothing end this vicious cycle? I also made him talk. Which is a hassle for me, since he never shuts up. No fair! You wasted your immortality
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And now your master of disaster, the chief of grief, a man who needs no introduction, but who will brutally torture me if he doesn't get one, Dr. Schadenfreude! Thank you, thank you. You're too kind! And I'm not. But I want to welcome you all to my annual pre-Evil Science Fair party. My girlfriend Jaclyn. You know, she may seem like a shallow, conniving wretch... That's all I got. That pretty much sums her up. A toast to the undefeated winner of 17 Evil Science Fairs and the greatest Evil Genius in the world. Bow for the King! "The greatest Evil Genius in the world." I remember when people used to call me that. Back when the clouds destroyed our peaceful land of farmers, and my plan to blackmail the world saved us all! Yes, as you've told us all over and over and over.
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Yeah, well, here's more. Did you know that years ago, Schoddy's family name was Poekelmacher? His family were pickle-makers! So, what's your Evil Invention this year, Doctor, kosher or dill? I want to shove a pickle right where the sun don't shine. You mean Malaria, Master? No matter how many Evil Science Fairs I win, I always have to bow down to that idiot! I will never get the respect he gets! Respect? Respect isn't gonna keep me in baby-seal boots. You just need to keep on winning. Well, that is spoken like a true worthless leech, who, by the way, still has not helped me steal this year's winning invention. You know, maybe if you were a real scientist, you wouldn't need me to help you cheat every year. Your whole lab is fake, just like you. And maybe I should throw you back in the gutter where I found you! You're one to talk, Dr. Schadenfraude!
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You don't have the guts. Is Daddy still mad at me? No. But you and your friend Heidi still have a little job to do. Oh, we're trying. Well, try a little bit harder! Because this year, I won't stop at just winning the Evil Science Fair. I'm gonna unleash my winning invention on the King's smug little face, and then he'll be the one groveling at my feet! Hi there! Look, it's your little girlfriend, Heidi. You take a cocoa break, and I'll guard your plans for your new invention. No, wait! You'll spill on my plans. Heidi, you're not careful enough! You're so sloppy sometimes. Oh, poopshkin. I went to the evil bookstore and got you an inspirational poster.
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It's a little kitten! To remind you to always take time in your day for a little torture. My transducer! Time to go! I have no time for cocoa or kittens! I have to work on my plans alone and in secret. In other words, bon voyage. Who doesn't like tortured kittens? I... I like kittens. I don't like dirty little hunchpeople. Great, Schadenfreude's gonna kill me. And why are there two transducers? Master, the 21-gigawatt might be somewhat safer, I think. Think? Igors don't think. I'm using the 16-gigawatt, you fool! Now, get over there and pull the switch! What are you waiting for? Yes, Master! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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I told you the 16 would work, you Igor! Behold my rocket ship! Born to stream through the world, unleashing pain and misery on everyone. I named her after you, Mother. Now to take the old cow for a test drive. No, Master! The rocket is going to... Uh... Yeah, that. Finally. Now I can throw out that rug in the foyer. That thing is hideous. We were all thinking it. I just said it. Oh, no, who's that? What am I gonna do? Relax, this is Glickenstein's castle. And he doesn't have to open that door for anyone. Open for the King! - Except for the King. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! He's here to see Glickenstein! What do I tell him? Tell him the truth. And if he kills us, I'll come back and give you a beautiful funeral.
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Right, right. The truth, that's a good option. Right, right. Glicky! Glicky, my boy! Where's Glicky? Your Highness, he's gone. Curse it! I need to see his invention. Schadenfreude is getting too popular. The people might make him king. Someone has to beat him this year, with an invention more evil than his. Someone who can snatch Schadenfreude's number one position and rub his face in number two! Ew! Your Highness, Dr. Glickenstein is creating life! Did you say "life"? Yes. Thinking, breathing life that can destroy freely all on its own. No Evil Scientist has ever been able to create life! Oh, sure, they've mutated life. They've ended life. They've blasted life into a million gooey pieces.
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But created life? A weapon like that would be the greatest Evil Invention of all time. And its inventor the greatest Evil Scientist of all time? Of course! This is what I've been waiting for. And it's your job to make sure nothing happens to Glickenstein, or I'll throw you down the recycling chute and use your hunch as a speed bump! Oh, this is big. Schadenfreude's winning streak is over. Come on, boys! Let's go kick some old people. Ow! What is wrong with you? That's for having a death wish. That's my thing. I am not gonna die, Scamper. For the first time ever, I'm gonna live! I sometimes come down here to think. Wow, how interesting. What's next? You're gonna pull out a guitar and play us a song you wrote in college about being misunderstood? I know, right? And she's not even done yet.
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Uh... Igor? Yeah. Where did the monster go? I don't know, Brain. May I suggest looking behind you? It was just a suggestion. Maybe it just spontaneously combusted? Oh, yeah, sure. I've read about that in... Who am I kidding? I can't read! And just like that, she was out of their lives. I did it. I... I created life. Has that hole always been there? Come on! Let me get this straight. We are chasing after the bloodthirsty monster? "Home For Blind Orphans." Oh, God, she's killing blind orphans! That's so evil! I mean, which is great, but... Blind orphans! I wanna go next! Me, me, pick me!
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I wonder what diabolical deed she has planned next. Piggyback rides? - It's my turn! - I wanna go next! I wanna go next! - Me! Me! Pick me! - Me! Me! Blind orphans get everything! Ah! Your very large friend is a sweetheart. No, she's not. I am your master, and I command you to stop this gesture of goodwill right now and put them down. Down! Okay, now you're gonna march right back to the castle, got it? Oh, he's dead! Those are paper flowers the orphans sell. Sounds like someone likes them. You touch it, you buy it! Master! I looked inside Dr. Glickenstein's castle
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Estephan, you're a magician! What's that smell? My new air freshener, "Dead Dog." Jealous? I don't hear anything. I think it worked. Maybe they did too much? Oh. Was it? Was I too much? I was pushing, wasn't I? It was only a vocal exercise, but that is a beginner's mistake. I have to own that. That's just where I am. If only I knew whether I had the "it" factor. But how can you know? I mean, you can't learn that, you just have to be born with it. Oh, listen to me going on and on about me, me, me. Let's talk about you, Igor. Do you think I have "it"? Let's thank our guest who has taught us in one hour, a lifetime worth of lessons in acting. Acting? Who changed the channel?
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Wait, where's the remote? Move it! I need this room. No, no, no! Wait! We need to unbrainwash her! No can do, pal. Every wash comes with a sealant guaranteed to last a lifetime. In other words, buzz off! Okay, things to do, sign up for yoga classes, get new headshots, adopt children from all over the world. Oh, time for my elocution exercises. I need a box of biscuits. I need a box of biscuits. - It's just failure after failure. - After failure, after failure... Oh, sorry, I thought we were counting off all your failures. Biscuit mixer, a box of mix... A box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer. I need a box... Stop the carriage! - Ow! - What? What's the matter? I don't mean to be a prima donna, but I think I need a bigger trailer. After failure,
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You, sir, put the "Evil" in "Evil Scientist." Here we go! What the... Hold on! Pull over. I'm getting jar sick! Someone's trying to shoot us! Paparazzi! Why can't those vultures leave me alone? This has totally ruined my spa day.
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To the right! To the right! This is the worst car service I have ever used! Now I get to watch you die. Hold on! Brake. Brake! Uh-oh! Put the brake on, you... Okay. Fire the rocket booster! I can't see who it is! Here I come! Oh! My beautiful face. No more Doctor Don't Kill Anybody! We're not gonna make it! We're not gonna make it! If only you'd made yourself indestructible! Indestructible. Indestructible! Who wants to be a big movie star? Me! Me! I do. This would be the right time to curb your suicidal tendencies. Hey. I can see my room from here. Go away! Look,
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This is why people are afraid of hunchbacks! This! Right here! Oh! What play are they rehearsing? Brain-Dead. - Don't let him kill me! - It's gonna be a smash. Don't let him kill me! The only thing killed here is my dream. Bravo! Bravo! Huh? Oh, you guys are so lucky to have work. If only I had a role I could really sink my teeth into. Eva, you're in luck. In four days, there's an audition for the lead in the biggest play to hit Malaria since... The Desperate Hunchback Who Grasped at Straws? Seriously, Eva, this could be your big break! Oh, my gosh! I don't believe it! What play is it? - Play? What play is it? - Is it Annie? Annie?
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So many terrific girls got their start playing Annie. - Yes, that's it! It's Annie! - So it's actually a musical? - I think I just wet myself. - Someone can sing! Gosh! Me trying out for Annie, the plucky orphan whose song of hope lifts the heart of a weary nation? Yeah. Except in this version, Annie goes nuts and battles a bunch of Evil Inventions - in deadly hand-to-hand combat. - Wow. How avant-garde. Yeah. Trust me. You were born to be in this production. The sun'll come out tomorrow Bet your... No, you missed it, again. Excuse me, Igor, but I think you're supposed to say "cut." That's for film. Film? Can you imagine a face like that on a 40-foot screen? All right, all right. Now, listen, Eva... Excuse me, Igor, I'm a little distracted. What? I think the makeup girl is out to get me.
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No, that's Brain. And he's not the makeup girl, he's the idiot. Now, try to remember, on the word "tomorrow," you're supposed to crush the Evil Invention to your left! You mean "stage left." Yeah, whatever. You're supposed to smash it to smithereens. I know, it's just... It looks kind of real, and it's hard because I would never hurt anything real. The props at the audition are gonna look even more real, Eva. Some may even scream when you smash them. Oh, really? Yes. And they're also going to fight back. But it's all for reality's sake. But if you don't want to be a real actress... Oh, no, no. I do, I do. This is a block for me, but I will get through it. Once more, from the top, with feeling. I just have a teeny, teeny, tiny suggestion. Now, I know I'm not the director, but at the end of the number,
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I would love to try something like this... You're only a day Away Works for me. Dr. Igor. Dr. Igor von Igorstein. No, no, no. The Evil Reverend Igor von Igorstein III. I can't believe it. I might actually be able to pull this off. Good work today, Eva. You took some really big steps. Thank you, Igor. I'm whispering to protect my voice. I really couldn't have done it without you. Isn't it beautiful? King Malbert has turned this country into a paradise. His tower shines out for all the world to see as a beacon of evil. And that's a good thing? We were a nothing country until King Malbert taught us that the way to succeed is by doing evil. Phew! This is a tough town.
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Well, in this world, nice guys finish last. So, I have to step on people to get ahead? Uh... Yeah. Well, I'd rather be a good nobody than an evil somebody. And so would you. Because you're good, Igor. Eva, don't say that. - It's true. You are good. - Seriously, stop saying that! But you are! You've helped me with my audition. You've made me this delicious tea. You're a very good friend. Evil Scientists don't have friends. Well, what are Brain and Scamper? Headaches. Oh! Is that all I am? No. Okay. Then you can be my number two friend. Number two friend. Well, who's your number one friend?
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See? You're jealous. You do wanna be my friend. I guess I'm just a pushover. Hi, welcome to Cristall Clear. I'm Carl Cristall. Tonight, we have a very special guest, someone we all love and respect. It's Honkers the Gassy Monkey. But first, King Malbert. You're not wearing any, you know, pants. Hmm? Oh, no, I'm not. I figure, why does an invisible man need to wear pants? It's very liberating, Your Highness. Sire, the clouds, were they a blessing or a curse? Well, of course, I would never wish the clouds on my people. But we rallied together for the common good by embracing evil, and look at us now! Respected, successful. - What are you doing? - Scratching my invisible... But getting back to my next question, sire. The Evil Science Fair is two days away.
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Any predictions? Can anyone beat Dr. Schadenfreude? Well, I hate to predict. I mean, all the Evil Scientists are twisted fiends in their own right. That said, there may be a genius this year with an Evil Invention so revolutionary that Schadenfreude might finally get knocked off his perch! The only one getting knocked off his perch is you! Damn it, I need that monster! I will not be beaten by a hunchbacked, pot-bellied, bulgy-eyed runt. I think he's kind of cute. Talent is attractive. I can just picture Igor and his monster now, plotting their deadly combat maneuvers. I got a woman as big as a house, yes, sir She's as big as a two-family house with a porch and a fence You won't believe what you see when you look at her She's enormous, colossal, tremendous, gigantic, immense Why try to deny it? She's just what I like If she goes on a diet
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I'll go on strike The bigger the figure The better I like her The better I like her The better I feed her The better I feed her The bigger the figure The bigger the figure The more I can love She's exactly like a watermelon Big and round and sweet And in a party dress She may be quite a mess But I love her a lot So what if she's not so neat? The bigger the figure The better I like her The better I like her The better I feed her The better I feed her The bigger the figure The bigger the figure The more I can love If she ever Eats me out of money And we needed the rent Oh, that'll be a cinch 'Cause when we're in a pinch
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I can put her to work under a circus tent The bigger the figure The better I like her The better I like her The better I feed her The better I feed her The bigger the figure The bigger the figure The more I can love Guys, can you come in here? I need to talk to you. If she's having a woman problem, it's all yours. Ta-da! What are these? Opening night presents! I know it's technically just an audition tomorrow, but I figured, "What the hey?" They're not much, since I had to use stuff I found around here, but, well... You first, Brain! An envelope! You spoil me rotten, lady. I think we better open it. It's a new label for your jar. And Brain is spelled right!
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It is, right? You shouldn't really worry about labels, though, because you may be a brain, but you have heart. And in some ways, that's more important. Heart? I'd kill for a pair of feet. Open yours, Scamper. It's a prehistoric evergreen. They live forever. I just want to make sure that if anything ever happens to the three of us, you always have company. Great. I must be allergic to it. With any luck, it'll kill me with its dinosaur-era toxins. Can we move on to Igor now? No one's ever given me a gift before. It's something no director can be without. A beret! Voil ! That's French for, "Please stop pelting me and my ridiculous hat with rocks." Hey, Igor, where's our gift for Eva?
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- Our gift? - Oh! You guys didn't. We did. Where'd you put it, Igor? It's in the other room. Gift, gift, gift, gift. Eva. Well, we got you this. It's a necklace. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! Igor, can you... I would do it myself, but I am all thumbs. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I got the thumbs on sale. I'm never gonna take this off. That way all of you will be close to my heart forever. I need to go write this down in my sense-memory journal! Oh, where did I put my glitter pen? See, this is the kind of moment that'd be tough for someone who wasn't meant to be an Evil Scientist. Somebody who'd go all soft and want to tell her the truth. But lucky for us, I'm evil, right?
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I just... Hi! We haven't met. I'm Eva. Oh, you're upset, aren't you? "Who is this strange woman living with Igor," right? Well, believe me, Igor and I are just friends. As his girlfriend, you have nothing to worry about. - I'm not his girlfriend. - You're not? But the way he looks at you. He never looks at me that way. Maybe some men like girls who don't look like they've been put together at the junkyard. Right. You have a very ugly face. Well, I have to go get some rest for my audition tomorrow. It was nice meeting you. Oh. Whoops! Audition? So, how's your cocktail, Igor? Is it nice? You like it? Is it coconut-ty? Coconut-ty enough?
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Wait! You should be sipping in style! Igor! Krazy Straw! Right now! Small trumpet. Isn't that better? Doesn't that taste better? Excuse me, sir, but why... I mean, why am I here? You can drop that slur around me. I don't even make my Igors talk that way. Isn't that right, Igor? Oh, that's right, Master. How many times do I have to tell you? Call me Frederick. Okay? That's my name. Okay. Frederick! I have to get back. Dr. Glickenstein will be missing me. Somehow, I think he's missing more than his right-hand man. Look, Iggy baby, I know all about Glickenstein and his deadness. I also know about your monster. I'm gonna guess your plan. You win the Evil Science Fair, and then everyone looks past the hunch thing, and they accept you for the real you. You grab the girl of your dreams and you cha-cha-cha your way to a happy ending.
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The monster. She isn't evil. Something went wrong and her Evil Bone was never activated. So how do we get this Evil Bone up and running, huh? We kick it, we slap it, we take it to the movies, call it Irene? She needs to commit an evil act, but since she's not evil, she won't. Well, your troubles are over then, because I can get a woman to do absolutely anything. I don't know. Don't tell me that you have feelings for this thing? - No. - Good, because that would be pathetic. I can give you everything you have ever wanted. I think I need to go. Look, the Evil Science Fair is in a few hours. You're either with me or against me. Yes or no? I take that as a no. What are you going to do now, smart guy? Oh!
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No! Frederick! Frederick! Why are you swimming? You just ate 10 minutes ago. Get off of me, you buffoon! Okay, we finished your costume. I just hope it's cinched enough at the waist. Obviously, if I had more time, I would have made it flare out a little bit more over the knees. Stop touching it, Brain, I'm creating a look here. You guys are my friends. So, you'll tell me the truth, right? Yeah, sure. Do you think I'm pretty? Brain, get me a tub of eye-liner, a pound of lipstick, and if all else fails, the severed head of a supermodel. Okay, the Jacuzzi is not a bathroom. I know that now. Please, please, take your own sweet time! I'm loving it here! Oh, really? Well, then maybe you
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- What? - I have to tell you the truth. Heidi. I'll just be a minute. Oh, Igor. Ow! My ankle. It twisted like the pretzel, Igor! Enchanting. Thank you. And who are you? Someone who does not want your unique gifts to go to waste. Are you a talent agent? I was so deep down worried that when you opened the card, I thought I lost you forever. Heidi, I need to tell you something. I don't know what it is, but I feel like for the first time in my life, I'm seeing a real Igor. And I think I'm in love with him. Wow, when it rains, it pours. No, no. Igor is a liar. He does this... Igor would never lie to me. Igor cares about me. Cares? He doesn't care.
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One. Hey! No fair! - What are you doing here? - We're here to rescue you! I don't want to be rescued. I'm an Igor. And this is what happens to us. Figures, just when I decided I want to live... Don't peek. Don't worry. I hope I can still do a decent audition without Igor's help. Trust me, I'm the one who's gonna bring out the real you. This isn't you, Igor. Where is all that stupid optimism and annoying can-do attitude? I tried to be someone different, but the world wouldn't let me. Don't you want to go after Eva and save her from Schadenfreude? Are you actually trying to hypnotize me, Brain? Yes! But if that's not working, then how about this? Ow! Eva needs you and you're the only hunchback that can stand tall and fight for her.
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Brain, that may be the smartest thing you've ever said. Reach, Brain! Reach! You should have built me with a longer arm. - Huh? - Huh? What? Like this is the first time I've gnawed my own feet off. Who says rabbits' feet are lucky? Wheels, don't fail me now! Wheels failed me! Wheels failed me! We went that way! What are you doing? Looking for the secret passage! There's always a secret passage! Darn it, Brain, there's no secret passage! It's over. I'm sorry, you were saying? Technically, it's a secret staircase. Welcome! To you and the millions of viewers around the globe! They come from all corners. And just look at them. They're all worried sick about one thing, world peace.
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- He lied to us. ...call the number on the bottom of your screens. Yes, right there. You need to give, just like we need to be evil. You need to be evil. I know my choreography, if that's what you mean. I think you need to go deeper. Have you ever done anything evil? No. Well, then how can you play it truthfully? You know you can't get this part if you fake it. Hit me. - What? - Hit me. I could never hit anyone. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Igor was right. You are not an actress. Yes, I am. Oh, no, you're not. No wonder he chose Heidi. I mean, you know, she's beautiful and you are not. She has got talent and you do not. Don't you say that.
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Look at you. You are pathetic! No, I'm not! Yes, you are! You're just a big, freaky... And here it is, baby. Buckle up, here it comes. You are an ugly monster! You couldn't act your way out of a... Ah! We've got Annie! Malarians, let's get evil! What? You're gonna lower yourself down? You've got your job, I've got mine. I'm coming, Eva! And bring me back a toy! Phew! That was close. He's okay! He's... Oh! I'm coming, Eva. Pull the switch! And here comes this year's Evil Inventions! What a menagerie of mayhem-loving monstrosities. Take a good look, world, any of these could be coming for you!
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Only one Evil Invention left. Time for my crowning achievement. Pull the switch! That's Dr. Schadenfreude's invention? Eva? Let the battle begin! No. The sun'll come out Tomorrow Hold on! What's this? It's fighting. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow And winning! There'll be sun! Let me through! Let me through! I made her! You made her? Hey, here's the genius Igor that made her! Just thinking about Tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs And the sorrow
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please take it up with the head of my complaint department, who's the big monster over there. Majesty. There's gotta be a faster way to demolish this thing! We're all going to die! Except you! Oh, yeah! Tomorrow Tomorrow I love ya Tomorrow She's going to take this whole place apart. You're always a day... Wait! This isn't you. I did create you to be evil. I'm sorry I lied to you. I lied to you about everything. It's just a role. You don't have to play it. Yes, she does! You're an Igor. She's an Evil Invention! No. Everyone has an Evil Bone in their body, but we choose whether or not to use it.
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I demand to see... Oops! I'm sure he's fine. Long live King Schadenfreude! Everybody! King Malbert the liar is dead! Long live King Schadenfreude! Everybody say, "Long live..." Well, that was a short reign. Hey, fellas, I'm single again! No more pills. They can't see what I really look like. My evil days are over! From here on out, all evil doings will be handled by my manager /boyfriend. Igor! Igor! Igor! Igor! Igor! Igor! President Igor, now that you're in charge, will pants continue to be as expensive and uncomfortable as they were under the previous administration? What? What? No. Everything is about pants.
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- A sweet escape - A sweet escape - Take me away - Take me away - Take me away - Take me away - To better days - To better days - Take me away - Take me away - A hiding place - A hiding place I got a pocket Got a pocket full of sunshine I got a love and I know that it's all mine - Oh, oh, oh - Got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine Got a love and I know that it's all mine Do what you want But you never gonna break me Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me - Oh, oh, oh - Never gonna shake me Never gonna shake me I got a pocket Got a pocket full of sunshine I got a love and I know that it's all mine Oh, oh, oh
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