The Zoo Job Story One day a clown was visiting the zoo and attempted to earn some

money by making a street performance. He acted and mimed perfectly some animal acts. As soon as he started to drive a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zoo keeper explained to the clown that the zoo's most popular gorilla had died suddenly and the keeper was fear that attendance at the zoo would fall off. So he offered the clown a job to dress up as the gorilla until the zoo could get another one. The clown accepted this great opportunity. So the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage before the crowd came. He felt that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, played and made fun of people and he drove bigger crowds than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla successfully. However, eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on tires. He began to notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd people loved it. At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he kept taunting the lion, the audience crowd grew a larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was dangling over the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown was really in big terrible situation. He was terrified. Sooner the lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was so scared. He could do nothing and he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close and closer behind. Finally, the lion could catch him. The clown started screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion was quick and pounces. The clown soon found himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he heard a voice from the lions mouth;"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?". 1. A. B. C. D. E. What the zookeeper do seeing the clown started to drive a crowd ? He throw a net and catch him He give the clown some tip He grabbed the clown and dropped it to his office The clown run away from zoo The clown is closing to the zookeeper

2. What is the Clowns new job ?

A. B. C. D. E. 3. A. B. C. D. E. 4. A. B. C. D. E. 5. A. B. C. D. E. 6. A. B. C. D. E.

Attract guitar skills to the visitors Do some attraction with gorilla suits Mime some animal acts Cleaning services He didnt have a new job yet What happened with the Clown when he taught the lion ? He mock the lion He throw a meat to the lion He sing a song He was slip into lions cage He perform a gorilla scrawl What is the mainly function of text ? To entertain and storied an unpredictable ending To share an information about something To advertise or selling something To tell about the procedures to do something To inform a news What is the general structure of the text ? Orientation Events - Twist Orientation Issue - Twist Resolution Steps - Arguments Twist Orientation - Steps Orientation Arguments Twist According to you, which is the Twist paragraph part in the text above ? Paragraph 1 Paragraph 2 Paragraph 3 Paragraph 1 and 2 None Questions 7 to 10 are according to this text What time is it? A tramp lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up , and asked him, "Excuse me. Do you know what the time is?" The tramp replied, "I'm sorry - I don't have a watch, so I don't know the time." The man apologized for waking the tramp and the couple walked away. The tramp lay down again, and after a few minutes went back to sleep. Just then, a woman, who

was out walking her dog, shook the tramp's shoulder until he woke up again. The woman said, "I'm sorry to trouble you, but I'm afraid I've lost my watch - do you happen to know the time?" The tramp was a little annoyed at being woken up again, but he politely told the woman that he didn't have a watch and didn't know the time. After the woman had gone, the tramp had an idea. He opened the bag that contained all his possessions and got out a pen, a piece of paper and some string. On the paper, he wrote down, 'I do not have a watch. I do not know the time'. He then hung the paper round his neck and eventually dropped off again. After about 15 minutes, a policeman who was walking through the park noticed the tramp asleep on the bench, and the sign around his neck. He woke the tramp up and said, "I read your sign. I thought you'd like to know that it's 2:30 p.m." 7. Why the tramp dont know about the time ? A. Because he has an amnesia B. Because he didnt have any watch C. Because he still tired D. Because he was disturbed by the couple E. Because he hate the couple 8. What is the tramps idea after the woman had gone from his sight ? A. He sleep again B. The tramp chase that woman C. He write a sign in a paper and hung it down D. He tries to find his watch E. He didnt have any idea 9. What was the police told to the tramp after he saw the sign ? A. The police told the tramp the time. B. The tramp woke up and he run away. C. The police giving him a watch D. The police woke the tramp up and steal the sign E. The police bring him to the watch shop. 10. From the following statements, which one is TRUE according to the text ? A. The couple woke the tramp up and mock him B. The tramp get angry after the woman asked him C. The tramp is sleeping in the park for 1 hour D. The police came and told the tramp that the time is 2:30 p.m. E. The tramp open the bag and take a small pillow.

Fluffy Bunny Rabbit After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day and found his dog with the neighbours pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked! If my neighbours find out my dog killed their bunny, theyll hate me forever, he thought. So he took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur. Chris knew his neighbours kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbours would think it died of natural causes. A couple of days later Chris and his neighbour saw each other outside. Did you hear that Fluffy die? the neighbour asked. Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened? Chris mumbled. The neighbor replied, We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage! Adapted from: http://www.webwombat.com.au Choose one correct answer based on the text. 1. What does the story tell us? a. A rabbit and a dog b. A boy who petted a rabbit c. Neighbourhood in America d. A boy who tried to maintain neighbourhood. e. A boy who was angry with his neighbours because their dog killed his rabbit. 2. What was his dog doing when Chris found it? a. The dog was barking at a thief. b. The dog was digging the neighbours field. c. The dog was eating the rabbit. d. The dog was killing the rabbit. e. The dog was carrying a dead rabbit in its mouth. 3. What did Chris think of his neighbours rabbit? a. It was alive. b. It was killed by his dog. c. It was funny. d. It was stinky because it was already dead. e. He was upset because his neighbor did not bury it. 4. How did Chris cover up the death of the rabbit?

a. By cleaning it and then putting it in his neighbours house. b. By burying it in the backyard. c. By throwing it into his neighbours rubbish bin. d. By bathing it and then burying it. e. By replacing it with his own rabbit. 5. How did Chris get into his neighbours house? a. Breaking the side window of the house. b. Breaking the front door of the house. c. Sneaking through the backdoor. d. Using the key hidden below the doormat. e. Passing the front gate of the house. 6. What actually happened to the rabbit? a. The dog ate the rabbit. b. The dog found it died. c. Chris unconsciously killed it. d. Chriss neighbour killed it and buried it before the dog found it. e. It died and buried in the backyard before the dog dug it out. 7. If my neighbours fi nd out my dog killed their bunny, theyll hate me forever (par. 2). The sentence implies . a. Chris wanted his neighbour to know that his dog killed the rabbit. b. Chris worried if his neighbour was angry with him. c. Chris hated his neighbour so that he killed the rabbit. d. Chris let his dog eat the rabbit. e. Chris was happy because his dog could kill the rabbit. 8. The word him in line 13 refers to . a. The dog b. Chris c. The rabbit d. Chriss neighbour e. Chriss rabbit 9. We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. What does the statement mean? a. The dog was dead before the dog dug it out. b. Someone consciously killed the rabbit and hid it. c. Someone found a dead rabbit and then buried it. d. Chris put it back to its cage because his dog killed it. e. His neighbour did not know that the rabbit was dead in its cage. 10. What actually happened was . a. the rabbit was dead because the dog killed it.

b. Chris ordered his dog to get the rabbit. c. the rabbit did not die because of the dog. d. Chriss neighbour thought that the rabbit was still alive. e. Chriss neighbour actually wanted the rabbit dead. 1.] D. 2.] E. 3.] B. 4.] A. 5.] C. 6.] E. 7.] B. 8.] C. 9.] seharusnya A. ; tapi itu kalimatnya salah, yang bener "The rabbit was dead before the dog dug it out" 10.] C. The Blonde and the Lawyer A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

1. The story tells us about

a. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took. b. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde. c. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde. d. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer. e. A blonde who lost her money. 2. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde? a. hide and seek b. chicken limbo c. jump rope d. guessing game e. scrabble 3. What was the rule of the game finally? a. If the blonde could not answer the lawyers question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa. b. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00. c. If the blonde could not answer the lawyers question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa. d. If the blonde could not answer the lawyers question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00. e. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not have to pay him. 4. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game? a. $5.00 b. $50.00 c. $500.00 d. $510.00 e. $490.00 5. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer? a. the blonde b. the lawyer c. none of them was clever. d. Both were clever. e. They were the same. 6. The word miffed in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to a. shy b. happy c. generous d. doubt e. angry

translate 1. What time is it Jam berapa sekarang ? Sebuah gelandangan berbaring dan tidur di taman . Dia telah tidur selama sekitar 5 menit ketika beberapa berjalan oleh . Pria itu berhenti , membangunkan gelandangan , dan bertanya , " Permisi . Apakah anda tahu apa waktu adalah " gelandangan itu menjawab , " Aku minta maaf - . Saya tidak punya jam tangan , jadi saya tidak tahu waktu " Pria itu meminta maaf untuk bangun gelandangan dan pasangan berjalan pergi . Gelandangan berbaring lagi , dan setelah beberapa menit kembali tidur . Saat itu, seorang wanita , yang berjalan-jalan anjingnya , mengguncang bahu gelandangan sampai ia bangun lagi . Wanita itu berkata , " Aku minta maaf merepotkan Anda , tapi aku takut aku kehilangan arloji saya - ? Anda kebetulan tahu waktu " Gelandangan itu sedikit kesal terbangun lagi, tapi dia sopan mengatakan kepada wanita bahwa ia tidak memiliki jam dan tidak tahu waktu. Setelah wanita itu pergi , gelandangan punya ide . Dia membuka tas yang berisi semua miliknya dan keluar pena , selembar kertas dan beberapa string . Di atas kertas , ia menuliskan , " Saya tidak punya arloji. Saya tidak tahu waktu ' . Dia kemudian menutup kertas lehernya dan akhirnya turun lagi . Setelah sekitar 15 menit , seorang polisi yang sedang berjalan melalui taman melihat gelandangan tidur di bangku , dan tanda di lehernya . Dia terbangun gelandangan dan berkata , " Saya membaca tanda Anda . Kupikir kau ingin tahu bahwa itu 14:30 " 2. Fluffy bunny rabbit Fluffy Kelinci Kelinci Setelah hari yang panjang di kantor, Chris pulang suatu hari dan menemukan anjingnya dengan tetangga peliharaan kelinci di mulutnya. Kelinci itu jelas mati. Chris panik! "Jika tetangga saya menemukan anjing saya membunuh kelinci mereka, mereka akan membenciku selamanya," pikirnya. Jadi dia mengambil kotor, dikunyah kelinci ke dalam rumah, memberikannya mandi dan meniup-kering bulunya. Chris tahu tetangganya terus backdoor mereka terbuka selama musim panas, sehingga ia menyelinap ke dalam dan menempatkan kelinci kembali ke kandang, berharap tetangganya akan berpikir itu meninggal karena sebab alamiah. Beberapa hari kemudian Chris dan tetangganya melihat satu sama lain di luar. "Kau dengar itu Fluffy mati?" Tanya si tetangga.

"Oh. Umm ... Maaf mendengarnya. Apa yang terjadi? "Chris bergumam. Tetangga itu menjawab, "Kami hanya menemukan dia tewas di kandangnya satu hari. Tapi yang aneh adalah bahwa hari setelah kami menguburkannya, kami pergi keluar untuk makan malam dan seseorang harus menggali dia, memberinya mandi dan menempatkan dia kembali ke kandang! " 3. The Blonde dan Pengacara yang 4. 5. Sebuah pirang dan pengacara yang duduk di samping satu sama lain dalam penerbangan dari LA ke NY . 6. Pengacara bertanya apakah dia ingin bermain permainan yang menyenangkan . 7. Si pirang , lelah , hanya ingin tidur siang , sopan menurun dan berguling ke jendela untuk menangkap beberapa mengedipkan mata . 8. Pengacara berlanjut dan menjelaskan bahwa permainan ini mudah dan menyenangkan . 9. Dia menjelaskan , " Saya mengajukan pertanyaan , dan jika Anda tidak tahu jawabannya , Anda membayar saya $ 5,00, dan sebaliknya. " 10. Sekali lagi , dia menolak dan mencoba untuk tidur . Pengacara , sekarang gelisah , mengatakan , " Oke , jika Anda tidak tahu jawabannya Anda membayar saya $ 5,00, dan jika saya tidak tahu jawabannya , saya akan membayar Anda $ 500,00. " 11. Hal ini menarik perhatian si pirang dan , mencari tidak akan ada akhir dari siksaan ini kecuali dia bermain , setuju untuk permainan. Pengacara mengajukan pertanyaan pertama . " Apa jarak dari bumi ke bulan ? " Pirang tidak mengucapkan sepatah kata pun , merogoh tasnya , mengeluarkan uang $ 5,00 dan tangan ke pengacara . " Oke " kata pengacara , " giliran Anda . " 12. Dia meminta pengacara , " Apa yang naik bukit dengan tiga kaki dan turun dengan empat kaki ? " Pengacara , bingung , mengeluarkan laptopnya dan mencari semua referensi nya , tidak ada jawaban . Dia menyentuh telepon udara dengan modem dan pencarian internet dan perpustakaan kongres , tidak ada jawaban . Frustrasi , ia mengirim e - mail ke semua temanteman dan rekan-rekan kerjanya , tidak berhasil . Setelah satu jam , dia bangun pirang , dan tangan dia $ 500,00 . 13. Pirang ini mengatakan , "Terima kasih " , dan ternyata kembali untuk tidur lagi. 14. Pengacara , yang lebih dari jengkel kecil , bangun pirang dan bertanya , " Yah , apa jawabannya ? " Tanpa kata, pirang mencapai ke dalam tasnya , tangan pengacara $ 5,00 , dan kembali tidur .