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. __ _ __ __ __ _ __ This story and its righ ts belong to: Valans not me i didnt mastermind this blame valans for everything _ _ (unless it gets published) ___ ___

FUCK YOU VALANS YOUR AN ASSHOLE AND A DICK (AS SHOWN ABOVE) ALSO YOU SUCK DICK (AS SHOWN ABOVE) OH YEAH AND Hi! CHAPTER 1 : Meet The Penises

Valans, a asshole guy, has lived his entire life with an alcoholic, verball y abusive penis named 'Jailbreak'.Sometimes Valans Would Get DickSlapped The story begins when Jailbreak finally goes too far with his dictation ove r Valans, and both admit to being unhappy with their lifes. As a result, both start a journey toward happiness which leads to their findin g a guide to penis enlargement(sadly valans couldnt find one). Following the gui de, they increase Jailbreaks size, and learn sexual secrets which turn out to be only the beginning in their journey towards Bigger Dicks (except for Valans). .. Then Valans Gets a girlfriend but he cant show her his dick because its li tterally a fucking dot so when she asks to have sex with him he uses Jailbreak b ut she notices that his dick isnt white it is mexican and leaves him because jailbreak started moaning out of nowhere so valans gets mad at the mexican penis AKA Jailbreak and then jailbreak says sorry that i got a penis enlargement guide and not you mr.pussy can i fuck you mr.pussy huh huh and then valans said i dont have a pussy its just a dot and then his exgirlf riend came back for mr.bigdick AKA Jailbreak and said im a transvestite my real

name is Nabor and Jailbreak gives more pleasure so im taking my dild....i mean alive penis with me then they both left then when they were at the bus stop jailbreak jumped out her bag and started fucking her then he left and he said bitch bet ter get a haircut that pussy is hairy as fuck. then he went home and saw Valans with another penis called sage and jailbreak was like wtf you cheating on me f uck you then girlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll then he left and we didnt see sage till he died (he died because he tried to get a penis enlargement surgery from a hobo AKA The Pena) then there was a new penis that was really really Small caled Brandon and brandon fell in love with a pussy cat called noelia bu t he couldnt have her they were diffrent one was a penis and the other was a cat lets just forget about that (SPOILER ALERT He dosent get her) then a reall y really really really really small penis called gregory came and it was small but really fucking fat eventually it got smaller and turned into a pussy it k inda looked like valans penis but much smaller then fernando a really large peni s came in and they all became bestfriends (except for the hobo fuck that guy an d sage he died) then valans came out of nowhere and was like i got a bigger dick and then we saw it and were like your shit still smaller than gregorys meanwhile while that was happening brandon was stalking noelia. and then a rhino came out of nowhere and cummed on valans alot and his mouth but thats not important then a fat pig with a vagina but was a man called Nelson and for some reason it was wearing glasses and he was shunned to t he corner for life and eventually withered and died his remains are still there to this day sometimes gregory goes and fucks his bones dont know why then jailbreak started drinking and masturbated his wholebody (cause hes a penis and all) and accidently cummed all over the place and then na bor the transvestite came out of nowhere and said i will clean it and started li cking the whole apartment (cause jailbreak cummed everywhere even inside the books man that guy can generate a lot of sperm i bet he had twins once he fucked someone anyways) then jailbreak fucked noelia the cat and had cat-penis babys and then a slutty horse called jessica came and started dating nabor and fernando started dating a mexican girl called cynthia with the monster ass and everyone except fo r valans gregory brandon raped her even nabor and jessica got a cut all of them went to a bar and got drunk as fuck and the next day while they were driving away they heard something in the trunk it was a asian man called asian lady and he said its pronounced Dickslap and jailbreak was like hey she i mean he just reminded me come here valans and they all drove off and dickslap stayed behind then the Pena came and started dating dickslap but then dickslap g ot annoyed because the pena would say Origins and would cover his face but getting back to the story shit i dont remember where were we ummmmm oh right bestfriends they all became bestfriends bladiiiiiiblahhhhhh anyways they became friends and somehow a deformed penis called Bryce came in and started fucking pu nching nabor and yeah

Chapter 2: A New Penis

It was a hot day in summer (no shit) and we were all sweaty dick s and the deformed penis was cold (fucking deformies) and we heard a commotion outside and we were like shut the fuck

up were sweaty dicks in here geez So we went outside deformed sperm (penis sperm same shit) wearing a fucking sweater (fucking retard) and Valans was getting mad at someone and was like i dont have a small penis its not even a penis its just a dot and we were like no shit bro look your best friends are penises your so fucking lonely ass donkey raped fucker then we went back inside and deformed penis was still outside (what a fucking retard) then nabor and jessica wer e having sex near the train tracks we heard the nasty horse moans it waS FUCKING sick such assholes she was like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and we were like wtf and deformed penis was like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm so we went to the ice cream bar and the owner said no penises alowed so we got a coat and stande d on eachother and wore a fake mustache and we ate ice cream but pig fucker AKA Gregory ate it all fucking asshole then deformed penis didnt know what was happening and fell like a retard anyways we were kicked out of the ice cream bar and valans was s ad even though he could eat inside (what a dick) we all took turns dickslapping Valans. After that we went back h ome and there was cum all over Jessica but it was green it was weird we then went on to go home and sleep except for bra ndon who was still stalking noelia since the beginning of the fucking story geez does that guy masturbate. Anyways we were hom e now and gregory came back fatter (Again Asshole) because he ate all of the ice cream (Again What A Dick (Pun Inte nded) )(parenthesis within a parenthisis) anyways we were home and the apartment was trashed because valans was be ing stupid and went doggy style everywhere with jessica and nabor (threesome) it was fucking sick then deformed penis was like i wish i was he re and brandon again still stalking noelia (she dosent fucking notice him) he is really good at masturbating quietly i think (totally didn t have a masturbating session with him) then valans again (that fucking weirdo) was fucking pig bones now it was nasty we had to bandage his dic k there was so many cuts (it was yummy) brandon still fucking stalking noelia (does that guy even talk to us dont remember) and sage still dea d and his penis still small and retarded (more retarded than deformed penis) and the pena still going origins even in death lol (what a dumba ss) and Fernando broke up with the monster ass and was going to ask out a Really Hot Fucking Girl Holy Shit i w ould fuck her in my sleep (she had no ass though :( anyways back to story