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Ben Bernankes Head Ben Bernankes head is resting gently on a block of wood.

A large angry man is lifting an axe, and this just maybe the first head to roll in the January Re olution. !ho is holding this axe" !ell, lets just say someone who got u# after a long slumber. He is not feeling too well. $ou could call it a hango er from a #arty that started out #romising but turned ugly. %he axe is not a designer axe, no brand names, just an old beat u# #iece of work that has been sitting in the garage for far too long. !here is this man from" !ell, he is &'% from &ew $ork, or (A or )hicago. He isnt a sweet talking southern boy with a nice accent and a cute haircut. He is from a #lace that is cold, grey, o ercast and rusty. He is not some soft, bland dunce dreamed u# by *te en *#ielberg. He is a real man. He is not in a good mood, and he feels like a jack ass. !hy is he holding an axe o er this bankers head" !hy does he feel like a jack ass" !hat finally woke him u# was reali+ing that his country has been taken o er by Robert Rubin and (loyd Blankfein and this shar# talking 'bama is nothing more than a !all *treet #ansy. %here is a guy calling him three times a day from a bank that got a bailed out and is #aying ,-./,000 bonuses. %he guy from the bank is s#reading the )hristian lo e. And Rahm 1manuel" He is going to sa e the house and kee# the kids off the street" %he guy who made -2 million dollars in 3 years while our friend was making ,-2 an hour busting his ass house building things" !hat did he do to make -2 million dollars other than talk on the #hone and ha e lunch with #eo#le" %he guy who went to 4srael when for the first 5ulf !ar started" %his guy is co ering our asses" 'ur friend thinks not. *o we bail out the banks so they can foreclose on our houses and collect ,-./,000 bonuses when are friend from the rusty, cold town hasnt worked in 6 months" 7oesnt seem ery )hristian of them. But then again, that is a bad word nowadays. $es, this man was brought u# a )hristian, and belie es you should take care of the weakest first, first feed and house the hungry and #oor, than build your 8c8ansion. But those kinds of alues are not ery #o#ular with the !all *treet and !ashington crowd. 9resident Rubin and :9 Blankfien think you should load u# as ;uickly as #ossible< dont worry about the suckers who actually work for a li ing. He isnt ery #retty, has no 4 y (eague education, has no =juice, but when the shit starts to fly, he is the the guy you want co ering your back. He has finally woken u#, thrown some water on his face, and taken a good look around. 4 think the thie es in the kitchen would do well to high tail it out. 4 think the shit may start to fly. %he final straw came when 'bama said they shouldnt tax the rich too #ay for healthcare, no, that might offend (loyd. Just tax anyone who has decent health insurance. %hat was it, he sna##ed. %ed >ennedys *enate seat, he ga e it to the other #arty. Bernankes head is next. All the money they stole from us and #um#ed into the stock market, now where are they going to #ut it" 'ur friend has an idea.

8aybe he wouldnt ha e minded so much if they had just said that Rubin and Blankfien were the 9resident and :ice 9resident, and that all our tax dollars went to them. But the cute little mo e of telling us Barack was 9resident was just too cute. 5ame is o er. $ou think the little #o#ulist re olt will end with 8assachusetts and Bernanke" %hink again. $ou think you can go back to treating hard working )hristian Americans like =lucky Renee" >ee# thinking. 'ur friend with the axe is not made of Astroturf, and he is no tea bagger. 9lease, he is no swill for the ?lites. He is real. He is not taking his orders from some loudmouth lard ass on the radio. He is real. He was brought u# to work hard, take care of his family and friends, not be a #ig, make sure e eryone is ser ed before he digs in, in short, he was brought u# right. %hey ha e turned his country into a den of thie es and he is ready to clear them out. Ben Bernanke, you are first. 4n &o ember, there will be many, many more.

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