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For Food, Fun and Fashion, the Ball had it all: Recapping 2013s premier bacchanalia and Whos Who at MLS Tessa Sidnam
De Minimis
Official Newspaper of the Students of Melbourne Law School, Established 1948, Revived 2012 Volume 3, Issue 7
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Given the prevalence of diet-inducing (th)inspirational quotes on the internet such as eat fashion, not food, De Minimis (un)official food column is this week about law ball fash 2013. But first, a quick word about the food. As Kanye West once said, pass the refreshments, a cool, cool beverage. And although a certain DM columnist indulged in the free-flow of drinks prior to the main course of the evening, it was pretty clear that the law balls food far exceeded the standard set by this years camp food. Sorry John. Sartorially speaking, the first thing we noticed was the sheer number of guys in suits. As for the girls, sequins were the theme of the evening. Inspiration had clearly been drawn from the very pregnant Kim Kardashians Instagram account, and rumour has it that the Hashtag Police gave up trying to censor the horrific hashtagging that occurred over the course of the night. Notable examples include #socute, #besties, #mygirls, #ballbabes, and #sogladwechosenottodothetrustsexamtomorrow. If De Minimis had to give an award for the best-dressed student body member at this years event, the winner would have to be first-year Anthony Pitruzzello, partially because its his birthday today (happy bday, boy!), and partially because of this accidental free-verse he delivered the night before the ball (so yes this is biased): Ive narrowed it down to three ties Givenchy, YSL and random
JUSTIN WONG, LEFT, NEXT TO THE SARTORIALLY SPLENDID ANTHONY PITRUZELLO. PHOTO: DE MINIMIS
Suits down to bespoke and Hugo What times this f*cking ball start anyway? I want some f*cking Brownes, though Or some handmade Ballys I dont know what shirt to wear
This is a nightmare Pitruzzello ended up wearing a Givenchy tie that no one really noticed because he was wearing a scarf. Who wears a scarf to law ball? This guy, and last years LSS president Anthony Freeman.
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2 FEATURES
Law Ball 2013
A Recollection
Adam Gleeson
It is 11:30 pm and I am standing in the middle of the Peninsula Ballroom listening to the saxophone sample made by famous by pop artist and recovering codeine addict Macklemores worldwide hit Thrift Shop. I glance around and I feel like Ive been transported into Picassos Guernica. Bowties that have been cross-referenced against YouTube tutorials and double-checked by apathetic housemates now just resemble un-tied nooses. The MAC makeup that was once neatly applied is no longer so. Half-finished Crown Lager beer bottles fill the perimeter of the dance floor. They act as a warning against deciding to drink a beer whose target market is suburban football change rooms. Female attendees have already begun complaining about the state of their feet and fetishizing the moment they return home to remove their heels. A first year is perilously close to spilling the red wine they have managed to sneak past the ponytailed security attendant who is taking his responsible service of alcohol responsibilities very seriously. The DJ transitions into a questionable mash-up of Kelis playground rap hit Milkshake with 1999 one-hit-wonder Better Off Alone by Eurodance act Alice Deejay. The dance-floor howls with approval. Apparently for many, the night is only beginning. It is 9:00 pm and a jazz band has just finished playing their cover of Gotyes well-received 2011 pop hit Somebody I Used To Know. I glance down at my main course of porterhouse beef and wonder if the rumours of an
THE LAW BALL PLANNING DUO: FROM LEFT, LSS ACTIVITIES DIRECTORS NICK JANE AND ANDREW FRAWLEY. PHOTO: DE MINIMIS
#OccupyPeninsula-type takeover due to the function centres refusal to also provide an entree meal will prove to be correct. I begin to climb the stairs to the communal bathroom and hear a table of first years complain that ever since the imitation Huxtaburgers at the Law Camp, they have been unable to even look at a menu that does not contain the words grass-fed or slowcooked. I make a mental note to tell superchef John Azzopardi. Hopefully this will get me an invitation to one of his infamous six-course dinner parties. A person drying his hands in the bathroom is urging a friend to give his number instead of his own to any girl he meets tonight. Apparently it will be funny. The friend is not in an agreeable mood. It is every man for himself tonight. I return to my table and am nearly caught in the cross fire of bread rolls being tossed around the ballroom. I wonder what time dessert will be served.
It is 2:30 am and I am sitting in the La Di Da nightclub smoking area and watching students who I did not realise maintained an existence outside of the Level 3 study area having their night ended by tired bouncers. Some fight their way to return into to the nightclub and the comforting warmth of 300 other students putting their hands up like they got a $20 bill. They are not yet ready to accept the honest truth of a Pie Face sausage roll and a dull Friday headache. Instead, they are removed even more unceremoniously the second time by the tired bouncers. The bouncers clearly do not realise who these students are or where they clerked It is 7:30 pm and I have just departed a taxi and begun to walk into the wind tunnel that is the Docklands Central Pier. I notice the artificial turf that is acting as a de-facto red carpet for keen law students entering onto a road to perdition. Its time for Law Ball. De Minimis Staff
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OPINION 3
too aware of the shortage of legal jobs available. Of the 7,000-odd law graduates in Australia each year, some 64% cannot get a position practising law (Graduate Careers Australia survey, 2012). They are instead forced to pay for their own admission courses, or pursue alternate career paths. Student are trapped in a vicious cycle, unable to get a job without legal experience, and unable to get legal experience without a job. This past March, The New York Times (NYT) profiled the nonprofit law firm set up by Arizona State University as a teaching hospital for law school graduates (To Place Graduates, Law Schools Are Opening Firms, Ethan Bronner, NYT, 7 March 2013). The brainchild of Arizona States dean, Douglas Sylvester, the program aims to address both the shortage of jobs and training opportunities for new law graduates, and the growing unmet legal needs of the poorest Americans. The problem of job shortages is real, as is the problem of a shortage of lawyers available. Basic economics would suggest that these two phenomena would result in a growth of low-wage, low-cost private legal services, but this does not appear to be happening. Given the support that students in Australia receive through CSP programs, one suggestion would be to require those students to spend a year working for a legal aid or community legal service in order to be admitted to practice. Similar models are employed by medical schools that need doctors in rural areas. Another idea could be to adapt the recently launched LawPath online legal service. Whatever the solution, policymakers at the state and federal level, as well as the legal professions and law schools, need to start looking outside the box. A surplus of law graduates and yet a shortage of lawyers, is an absurdity that cannot be allowed to continue.
Christine Todd
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Seven Seeds 114 Berkeley St., Carlton. A regular haunt for law students and legal academics alike, Seven Seeds is an absolute must-try if youre new to the JD. Tucked away down an unassuming laneway opposite the law building, this converted warehouse caf will win you over immediately with its electrifying buzz and atmospheric coffee aroma. The staff are extremely well versed in their coffee, and are happy to explain their speciality roasted blends and alternatives to espresso. Better yet, these guys LOVE their coffee. If they could they would drive it up to a secluded hilltop, set the mood with some wine and an 80s saxophone solo, and have their way with it. One of the few downsides of Seven Seeds may indeed be its popularity. While roomed in a spacious converted warehouse, youd be hard-pressed to actually find a table here. There are also often long queues to order, which can get really tedious if youve arrived for class a dishevelled, slightly disorientated mess and require a shot of caffeine to help you operate the MLS lifts. Arrive early to caffeinate before your 9 am, or just order a cup and enjoy in class. Many a student have I befriended because of my inexplicable lack of resistance to this saintly beverage, which they happen to be cradling. SCORE: 4.5/5 coffee beans.
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QUIZ
1. What colour jersey is worn by winner of each stage of the Tour De France? (Bonus point for its French name.) 2. Where is the Sea of Tranquility? 3. Prague is the capital of which country? 4. Name the cocktail from its ingredients: vodka, Kahlua (or Tia Maria) and milk. 5. Who was the second wife of King Henry VIII, and how did she die? 6. Which is the most abundant mineral in the human body? 7. When did the Berlin Wall fall? 8. Where was Pablo Picasso born? 9. How many calories does a glass of water contain? 10. Who was the Greek goddess of peace? Answers below. This weeks quiz compiled by Anna Nodrum.
Upcoming Events
Wednesday, 24 April Should business be socially responsible? Can it be?, lecture by Prof. Jeremy Moon, Nottingham University. 7 pm. MLS. Reservations required. RSVP at <http://bit.ly/ZFtW1C>. Friday, 26 April Information Session: Uni-Capitol Washington Internship. 11 am,. Room G08. Tuesday, 30 April From Managing to Monitoring: The Evolution of the Listed Company Board, the inaugural Harold Ford Memorial Lecture 2013 by the Hon. Robert Austin, former NSW Supreme Court justice. 6.30 pm, with light refreshments from 5.45 pm. Room G08. Reservations required. RSVP at <http://bit. ly/13oCH3g>. Thursday, 2 May The Structure of Courts and International Lawmaking Explaining Judicial Conflict, lecture by Prof. Paul B. Stephan, Uni. of Virginia. 1 pm. Room G27. Reservations required. RSVP at < http://bit.ly/ Zc2UUa>.
Peter Botros
Equity Uncle
QUIZ ANSWERS. 1. Yellow (maillot jaune) 2. The Moon 3. Czech Republic 4. White Russian 5. Anne Boleyn, behading 6. Calcium 7. November 1989 8. Malaga, Spain 9. 0 10. Eirene