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Puns
Puns
To laugh? Well, perhaps not. The puns make usually the moaning of people.
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They say that so that a pun is good, it must be really bad. In fact, they
are called the “groaners―. A pun is a little game of words, playing wi
th the language. The majority of the puns employ a word which has two sign
ificances, or employ two words which resound almost the same thing.
Here some puns. To employ your knowledge of English, and your dictionary i
f need be, to explain the pun.
Example: Why an empty purse is always the same ones? Since it there foreve
r any change of him. In this pun, the word “change― has two significan
ces: 1. coins and small invoices, change 2.
1. Do you know why it is easy for a hunter to find a leopard? Since a leopar
d is always located.
2. When the play became legal in the city, each one was appropriate that the
city was now a place of punter.
What we hear could be one or the other of two words which resound the s
ame thing: “better―, adjectival, “an improvement―, therefore “
an improved place―. “punter―, name, “player―, “somebody who
bets―, therefore entonces “a place for players―.
4. My friend Sam had decided his painting necessary by kitchen, and instead
of engaging a professional, it decided to make it itself. The afternoon, I m
ade a jump at his house to see whether it needed the assistance. When I arri
ved, I found that Sam working hard painting that the kitchen walls. But inst
ead of carrying of old clothing, it used a leather jacket and a parka of ski
. I asked him why it was equipped who manner one day so hot. It brought the
bucket of painting to me and said to me to read the instructions. I made. It
indicated, “for the best results, put two coats above.―
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The pun is the word “coat― another layer or painting or an article of clo
thing.
5. The preceding pun about the additional “coat― points out the dog to
me which has a fur coat and the pants.
The OK, the dog have a fur coat but it does not have the pants of fur. In
this case “halète― O which the dogs in manner breathe quickly and br
uyamment.
Jokes
Three jokes of police force
First joke:
A police officer stops a woman to dispatch and asks him very well if it could
see his license.
She answers in an anger, “I wish that you types obtained your act togethe
r. Just yesterday you carry my license and then today you expect that I sho
w it to you!―
Second joke: While leading along the back roads of a small town, two truc
k-drivers came to an overpass with a sign which read the RELEASE 11 '3 â€
œ.
They left and measured their installation, which was 12 '4 “.
The driver looked at around carefully, then shifted in initially. “Not a pirn
of wire in sight. Let us take risks!―
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“overpass―: viaduct
Third joke:
Recently, a wife éperdue went to the local police station, with her neighbor
of at side, to report that her husband was absent. The police officer asked
for a description of the man absent.
The wife said, “it is 35 years, 6 feet 2, has the dark eyes, dark undulating
hair, a sporting construction, weighs 185 pounds, is with soft voice, and is
good to the children.―
neighbor of at side: the person who lives in the house at a side with you
You can write the “made EEL of the puns― or the “EEL jokes― in Go
ogle to find many sites which share our belief which the puns and the jok
es are good mannerss to help of the students of English.
You can also find more assistance for students of English with: http://ww
w.goodaccent.com/accentbooks.htm