Am I the only one around here who thinks that looks stupid?

A little bit, but if somebody give it to me, i'll be happy i guess Wrong Angle Damn it!(cat photo in a batchup while girl is honding it on her knee s)-wrong pussy If by 'sexy' you mean 'creepy', then yeah, I agree.your definition of sexy frigh tens me.you used to get more like before the haircut, didn`t you? Misty Cosplayet me Squirtle all over your jigglypuffpresent your mastur-balls.Yo unger Sandra Bullock, telling dirty stuff and shit. yeah, blew my mind like 2 years ago.2 years? This picture is at least 8 years ol d!I'm cool but not THAT cool "The average person loses their virginity when they are 17.3 years old." I always knew I wasn't average. Giorgio Armani and his walking stickMust be his personalityYou misspelled manboo bs. Don't wanna be harsh but the poster is kinda short minded. In water bottles, peo ple could carry crack. There's a method how to do that. Seat belts are for turbu lence, and as other people say, it's for body identification. Nail clippers can strip wires in bomb improvisation. Knife, well, it's self explanatory. On the ot her hand, stupid criminals rarely go on first class. Men communicate by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women communicate by complimenting each other, but they don't really mean it, ei ther. I wonder when "homo" and "gay" will stop being usen as an insult.Never because t here is nothing worse The more you screw around and tangle that cord, the less of it you're have left when your older. And untangling the mess you made in the past is hard, and gets tighter and harder to untangle the further you keep walking away from it. You thought I cared, didn't you? Acting. Close your eyes, make a screenshot. The sign is still English. Yes, I must be fun at parties. Dear Twilght fans: THIS is what we do with vampires. We slay them. Not marry them. Sincerely Everyone Nigga youjust went full retRD-that's just natural selection doing its job. A bee is attacking me... better shed my clothing. Insane Porn Plots. Because withou posters nobody know his face, the ones who saw it are dead :D I was raped by my stepfather when I was a child and I remember this, my childhoo d was not awesome.was he wearing this mask during the activity!!!and said :sssss mmmoking...some body stop me??Well... Hakuna Matata!I am overwhelmed with so muc h fun u brought in my life :p (dated a vigin now she wasts sex every tine/)-Have fun trying to break up with h er when the time comes. you just signed a contract,. Youre in detention-fuck me, right-With pleasure, dear lady.Back off, she's mine. Natlia Takahashi hey, i can not spik in inglish so would you like to teach me som e, yes?then it's a foursome You are kidding me? Churchill was drinking tea in England while USSR army was fi ghting against nazi!I don't think England beat Germany. I'm 140% sure...I totall y agree with you. Commonwealth forces were getting raped until Hitler made the f atal mistake of engaging Russia as well. Make the jump toward your dream leap of faih-or build a fucking bridge, what are you, an ape? I'm level 5 myself, which is why I only feed in the dark.masturbates*my lvl is o ver 9000, ive gained the ability of photosynthesis.Screw you guys I'm a lvl 99 g ood guy. Grabs some burgers and fries and a milkshake and is willing to share.

police freedom unless its chasing you-Just because you're free.doesn't mean you can endanger other people.Red White and Blue means "SURRENDER". If you want to be prepared for the exam close this wondow now-I have, multiple t imes. But I have no willpower so here I am again.LONG LIVE THE DUCK!Someday this duck will rule the world. Not even kidding.SHUT UP DUCK! YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DOyou must shout louder, I don't think he can hear you yet. The duck has spo ne I should play skirim now ce frumos e la constanta, unde fetelor le place clanta.whatever you say, dudeMay be if i take picture of my tits i will find a guy who loves me for my sense of h umour We need peet insurance becasue tonight your cock is getting destroyed-And by des troyed she means beaten senselessly with a hammer. gf starts masturbating next to bf in bed, he leaves her to give her privacy-not the reaction expected-Yeah, I tried doing that with a chick from highschool, bu t instead of joinning me, she called the police. Not the reaction I expected eitherDouble standards.If your boyfriend leaves when you masturbate... I have some baaaaad news for you...Boyfriend leaves room to g ive girlfriend some privacy, masturbate in the living room with the image of gir lfriend masturbatingdoes he know he's your "boyfriend"?Your hand can masturbate itself?Diego high as fuck, thinking he's original and shitIt had to be done, if I hadn't someone else would've said it.the hand jokes aren't funny anymore, deal with it 1 ;)?Your age ? :D? And now I've got a weird little song stuck in my head. Cloudy Background, Flying Debris, Weapon in Hand, Sparks!OMG me too, we have like, so much in commonNow KISS! No, no. Cool guys don't look at explosions. Badasses appreciate there work and s mile to it. Here we go again. *unzip* lesson here? big fat people who cant sing like others will most probably die alo ne..That's horrib...ly funny... I'm going to hell. one interesting fact; you are now breathing in manual mode.Take Manual Blinking mode with you! :3 He rescued 20 people ONE at a time from 33 ft under water? Damn...musta sucked t o be number 19 or 20...sittin down there countin bubbles and shit while this guy takes His time.Better than counting bubbles and knowing no one is coming at all . what has 138 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?my zipper...How does this relate at all with the post? And ew green d*ck. Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?You're wrong. It's in the books!! Knowledge i s everyone's favorite sex toy! Sex - Not even in my dreams. Death - Mostly in my dreams. So being immortal is the same as being forever alone?Allahu akbarYeah.. I bet th at makes you get all the ladies....I got my 72 virgins waiting for me in heaven =) Everything changed when the fire nation attacked.Mohammed tell your ppl to chill . bombs are not funnyI'll tell my "ppl" to chill when your "ppl" will learn to f ucking spell.Burn baby burnThat's probably an Arab kids book.. It's the bombDerk a derka mohammed allah jihadTo far Most per insurance companies will not pay out in the event that the dog is kille d by means other than medical. Yes, I am fun at parties.You must be fun at.. wai t what.. come on -.I'll be respectful with that bitchbitches love respectI'd respect her all night long. No, the quote is "Do not judge so that you will not be judged. For in the way yo u judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measure

d to you." It's just means don't be a hypocritical duechebag. So don't call someone out for being a thief when you're pocketing money from the petty cash. What the fuck guys? Is 9gag full of 11year olds now?You look 12 and this post is n't "this happened today" ...and even if it did, the post is funny and no one gi ves a flying fuck how old somebody is if they're funny.Punch her in the face and run away, works every time. I like women how I like my coffee, without a penis.I guess you are no into thai then... never trust someone that has "fucking" in he's name. How is this in any way successful if you asked a girl out you didn't want to be with in the first place? It's rather unsuccessful since you did not ask the girl you do like out, but on top of that now asked a girl you don't like out.. I fai l to comprehend that logic. Keeps an eye on shadow of the persons behind me to know if he suddenly atatcks-M y sharingan will see you a mile away.Isnt this like......normal? I do this all t he timeThank god, I thought I was the only one. Too bad DNA can't be used to store porn or something... or can it? QUICK GET THE SCIENTISTS ON THIS PRONTO. Well, yes you shall be able to store data (including porn) on DNA within the nex t few years. It has been done very recently with the "I have a dream" speach. Yo u can google it to get more information. Too little blood, decapitation must have been done post-mortem. seeing that lips look purplish, cause of death must be poisoning. To all the girls: guys don't always have to kiss you first, you also have lips!t ried, teacher send me to the principal, fck your logic.Porn logic. Break the glass which will break the condom. Expect miracle in 9 months. you drink and yet still afraid of monster under your bed? how old are you? 11? k ids these days -_-what if i told you, that even some of the older people, like 2 0 and higher sometimes get panic attacks, so that they fear the dark? Kuba Urbnek Top Commenter What if i told you your imagination can grow with age? Good for you! Your crush shows her privates to anyone who asks, "send me pics". You must have a promising relationship ahead of you Don't worry, just run. The average horror movie murderer walks to you at an incr edibly slow pace while wielding a gigantic knife. 99% chance, though, you'll tri p and fall and end up in a corner sobbing and begging that bloke not to kill you . Some people are like penguins. They have two legs.Some people are like candies. They're very sweet to you but still covered with plastic... I never payed attention to the smell. I just look for the word "Shampoo" and I'm good. You.......what have you done???? As if they dont have enough rejection lines alr eady!!!!!yes, but those are bitches rejection lines. a woman can always be polit e when rejecting someone. Rhinojets-The bear cavalry needed air support. Shout and scream swear words at people in public places just to see which one of them punches you first. - Russian Tourette.Ladies, control your orgasms.Oww, my ovariesCAMESAWIDEOTAPED! Uploaded! To the right of the girl in purple is a SUCCESSFUL PHOTO BOMB! The other guy was simply a decoy.Let The Likes Flow Through You... Well I guess the fashion show that day was ( _ ) ( _ )> - ( _) Bloody glamourous

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!Well I guess Mary started her period, so now we can call her ( _ ) ( _ )> - ( _) Bloody Mary Whats so special about putting your own hand into your pocket?it's special becau se his hand managed to smile somehow Looks like a skull-Oh, Captain, what would we do without you? Why the fuck everyone has a banana on their profile pictures?It seems to be some sort of a gay cult. Realise I own what? Don't just stop in the middle of the sentence what kind of a dvice mallard are you ? You're denying Jesus ever existed? Your history teacher would be ashamed of you. The last one is....well.....psst sleep is overrated anyway.ho need sleep anyway. .?Sleep is for the weak, but the that last one...From now on I'll be a good boy. so when you peel it it magically starts to levitate? Iceberg gave a breakthrough performancend he had some real depth...and I also lo ve how people died, it was so fucking hilarious.NO, i'll adopt you, now feed me my human. ya know, engineers get a lot of credit for never seeing girls. I was a 4 year au tomotive repair student and of the who girls in my classes one was a lesbian. if anyone has any forever alone questions ill be under my car. God doesn't exist and Jesuschrist is a cunt. Popcorn anyone?It's funny because y ou'll go to hellRusydi Rosman it's funny because hell doesn't exist *heats popco rn*Rusydi Rosman it's funny because hell doesn't exist *heats popcorn* Oh damn this dust all over my feelings I mean eyes. Why isn't her brain active?because she's in loveWhat did you expect ???? ..... s he is a woman . I guess that they were... ( _ ) ( _ )>?- (?_) Stoned.I guess they... ( _ ) ( _ )>?- (?_) ...reached rock bottom.Well, I guess... ( _ ) ( _ )>?- (?_) ...their luck is rock solid.Must be a smashing experience... So you decided to go ginger because all the girls were redheads? anyway , You mu st love your boyfriend a lot to give up your soul for him. You all tried this after seeing the picture.(facepalm) thats the meaning of the post... KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS SPERM!IT REPRODUCES ITSELF; EARTH IS NOT A SAFE PLACE ANY

MORE; NOTHING TO DO HERE(Chandler's voice) "I KNEW IT!".Shouldn't she be called Lord Gaga then? Squirls adopt orphans if they see their parnets never show up-bullshit, he's eat ing it. hai johny babes.. musta imu kinabuhi??She wants to know how small your dick is If I want to watch porn, I know enough sites. Jezus, this isn't 9Porn.You're not brother and sister I hope?Father and daughter I like where you're going, continue please, I incest.So a wet rabbit is NSFW but this isn't... My best chance at getting laidBad lucky Brian: Traps mom's mom.Insanity wolf: Fu cks her anyway Isn't it usual to jerk off before EVERYTHING?And after everything.And during eve rything.One step at a time, first tell me how to get a date. When a Viking says to leave the planet, you fucking leave the planet. I'm proud to be white straight male. fuck me, right?gonna be a threesome, boys x D what if I told you.... you can only be proud of something you achieved, and bein g born in a certain way is not an achievement? Astro = Star. Nomos = Law. Greek motherfucker! Do you speak it? No? Nobody said anything about under-age mermaid sex , so as far as I'm aware it's l egal ! Really? in the img with Golden Gate Bridge in the room you can see a 2001 BMW e3 9, but photoshop was realised in 89.Do you work for the CIA? I mean, dude... This guy, spent 22 precious years of his life for others. *slow clap**hard slap on your face*"Oh, so you built Taj Mahal for your wife. That's cute."You deserve an uppercut Boy that educated quickly. Watching porn without masturbating? Is that even possibleThey're watching it for the story. Happens every goddamn morning! And that fucker just brushes his teeth like he li ves here!i bet he even uses the same clothes you do.That's where it gets tricky. He doesn't. Because he wanted to have kids but he couldn't, you perv!you can't adopt unless you are married Bear cavalry--Yeah you're pretty much fucked-I'm more scared of the fact that it 's Santa leading the charge.-Older than the internet. It's not camping, it's 'tactical waiting'... 3 head snake - Not that much, actually. My chances of getting a headshot just tr ipled. This kid has the worst childhood-naked old guy-This isn't even my final form!" hug herMost would have a lot more than hugging in minddude it starts with a hugS ET HER ON FIRE Dylan Ryder. *Flies away*Thank you for the helping hand in my thesis project I h ave to do for my University.This is Dylan Ryder, just in case you need this for school researches!gonna research the hell out of her and you should buy yourself a dictionary and search for the word "gag", "joke" s hould work as well Keep foot on the floor when drunk-Nice try, monster under bed! You DO know that this only takes about 3-4 more algorithms than the rubiks?I don 't even know what the fuck is an algorithm!Wouldn't have thought that after seei ng you profile pic...FUCK THAT... ITS FUCKING AWESOME!Thats what your mother said ... Dude, you are so deep that you are having tea with chtullu. You are what you eat. Right.That explains why I am such a pussy.I come from the future, this comment will have the most likes. Mona Lisa was a men right?RIP english

I always hear the word girlfriend what is it is it a legendary pokemon? Over my dead sexy sexy body.*reloads revolver*points at gorilla* This post triggered my emotional stability in its humor response and I will pres ent you a like in gratitude for the specified post that had triggered such emoti ons. you forgot two! Hitmonchan - Jackie Chan. & Hitmonlee - Bruce Lee.More likes I tell you, MORE LIKES!!! very nice........ now go do it. Where can I get one of those can holders?at every corner, but they have a price. .. :psmall boobs? are you Blind?did you even read what he wrote? "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obt ain, something of equal value must be lost." slenderman approves.Conspiracy Keanu: What if this post was made by a pedophile/rapist who wants to call young unsuspe cting girls to look for their prince charming in the woods? WHY WOULD YOU FORCE THE REST OF US TO SEE THIS!"I hope never to see this again" *takes a picture*."I hope others don't have to experience it as well" *uploads*. "I hope others would share my pain." *share*"I hope everyone understands how dis gusting this is" *masturbates* Once again. The camera is facing the wrong way!What if the girls did that very q uietly to make their bfs look like dbags What if I told you... Not all 'muricans are fat asses.Yeah, some are just stupid . 160 kg of freedom!