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Kids,the spring of 2008 was a pretty great time for me
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Stella and I had started dating,
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And I'd just gotten a big raise at work,
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So I decided to purchase something I knew
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Would be the envy of all my friends.
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A new car!
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Ted, this is new york city-- you're never gonna drive it.
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This is a really, really stupid purchase,
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And I'm sorry, but none of us can support it.
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Shotgun for eternity!
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You can't call shotgun for eternity.
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I just called it.
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You can't just call things, barney.
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I call that I can call things!
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hey, baby.

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Beer.
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Are you okay?
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Beer.
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Okay, what happened?
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They always told me that working at a big law firm
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Was like being at war.
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You get out of law school,
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It's like getting out of boot camp.
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That first day at work, you're storming the beaches,
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Full of piss and vinegar...
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Dude, we're lawyers now.
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Totally.
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We've got briefcases and everything.
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Freakin' briefcases.
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You have anything in yours?

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Totally empty. you?
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Candy bars.
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Then you get in the trenches side by side with your buddies
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And you feel a sense of camaraderie.
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But before too long...
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Hey, marshall.
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...the shells start to fall.
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Hello, arthur.
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Arthur hobbes is one of the senior partners
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At my firm, and he's... he's my boss.
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He seems like a nice guy,
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But he's got a nickname...
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Artillery arthur.
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How's your morning going?
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It's going fine-- how is yours?

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Not too bad, not too bad.
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Hey, is ferguson in yet?
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He is, he's in... just in his office next door.
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That's great-- have a good one, buddy.
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You, too.
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You never know who's gonna get hit...
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Hey, ferguson!
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I read your report, and it's complete crap!
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No, you know what? that's an insult to crap.
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If crap could eat and then crap stuff out, it's that!
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Your report is the crap that crap craps!
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If you last two more days here, I'll be shocked!
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Shocked!
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It was brutal,
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But the worst was a few minutes later.

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Did you hear that?
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Yeah, sorry.
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Can you believe he did that
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On take your daughter to work day?
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So that brings us to today.
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Oh, no.
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A little background.
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So I'm working on this report
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Called "using 23-b-3 spurious class action precedent
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"to contest a class certification order
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Based on a lack of commonality, numerosity..."
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Dude, you lost us.
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Can't you just call it something cool
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Like "the ninja report"?
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Okay. yeah, fine, whatever.

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Um, so I'm supposed
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To turn in "the ninja report" yesterday.
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-Awesome. -wow. cool.
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But I got insanely busy with other stuff,
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I didn't get a chance to finish it,
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And then this morning...
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-Hey, ferguson. -hey, arthur.
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How's your day going?
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-I gotta go. -great. how is yours?
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Great, great-- hey, is marshall in yet?
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Oh, thank god.
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Yeah, he's right in there.
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Fantastic. have a good one, buddy.
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And then...
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He screamed at me.

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Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.
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What, that's it?
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You're upset because a guy talked loudly near you?
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Barney, I have never been screamed at
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Like that in my life.
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Come on, when's the last time you got screamed at at work?
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I got screamed at three times today.
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Once in korean.
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This is corporate america, marshall.
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Screaming is a motivational tool,
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Like christmas bonuses or sexual harassment.
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It's just good business.
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Oh, baby, it's just not fair.
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You've been working so hard.
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Late nights, weekends.

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I never see you.
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We've barely made love in weeks.
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It's bad, guys,mama needs her sugar.
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Look, marshall, he screamed at you, you took it.
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He probably respects you more for it.
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Yeah, about that...
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So arthur's busy giving me the full screaming treatment...
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Face turning red,
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Vein in his forehead about to burst,
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Spittle flying like shrapnel.
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Everyone you work with walking by your office,
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Peering in.
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And suddenly, I just felt all of it.
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All of what?
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All of it.

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The fact that I became a lawyer to save the environment,
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And now I'm working for the bad guys instead.
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The fact that I am stuck in this job
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Because of a mortgage I can barely afford
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On an apartment that is crooked.
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The fact that I am a grown man,
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and nobody, not even artillery arthur,
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Has the right to talk to me like that!
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I begged my body not to do it.
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But it was no use.
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I just... I just...
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Just because you weren't around for this,
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I called shotgun for all eternity in ted's car.
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dude I can't believe you cried in front of your boss.
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I don't know what happened.
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There's just something about being yelled at like that,
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Like I was being scolded by my dad.
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Suddenly... suddenly I was a little boy.
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Is "boy" the right word?
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I felt absolutely powerless.
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Flaccid-- hell, i... I felt castrated.
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God, you're hot right now.
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And the worst thing is, tomorrow morning I have to walk
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Into arthur's office and give him the ninja report.
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Ooh. ooh. ninjas are cool.
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How the hell am I supposed to face this guy again?
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Here's what I would do if I were you.
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Hi, arthur.

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Hello, marshall.
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Have you finally finished the ninja report?
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Yeah, I got it.
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Right here.
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I think it's gonna blow you away.
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Please, I have a family.
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So we good?
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We're so good.
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Then why are you still in my office?
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Okay, gun violence might be the answer to everything
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Up in canada, robin,
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But here in america, we solve our problems with words.
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Marshall, you go in and you dazzle this guy
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With a big eloquent speech defending human dignity.
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Like abraham lincoln.

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Yeah, because it's so easy just to bust out a big,
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Eloquent speech off the top of your head.
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Observe.
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Arthur?
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What do you want, marshall?
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Justice, sir.
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You see, we are all born with certain incontrovertible rights,
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The most fundamentally paramount of which
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Is the right...
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Wait, you can't be fundamentally paramount.
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One means highest, one means lowest.
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You are nailing this.
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Human beings have rights,
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And those rights are, um...
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You got me hooked, reel me in.

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There are certain justices
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That cannot or will not
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Be inalienable... as such...
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For the future.
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Stuck the landing-- bravo!
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Thank you.
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Security's gonna rough you up a bit on t way out.
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Guys, guys, this is not helping, okay?
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I can't have some big confrontation with arthur.
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I need this job, i... I need the money.
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Yeah, but how good would it feel to walk in there tomorrow,
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Tell him off and then quit?
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It's great to fantasize about,
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But nobody ever actually does it.
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Gary blauman did it.

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Guy I used to work with, the guy's a legend now.
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We were at the morning meeting
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and old blauman was getting reamed out but good.
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Pretty much routine
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At the morning meeting, but then,
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On this particular day, something amazing happened.
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You made yourself look bad,
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You made this company look bad, and quite frankly,
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You made our friends, the north koreans, look bad!
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And I'll tell you something else,
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Blauman, if you think for one moment...
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You know what, bilson?
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You can kiss my ass.
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Oh, snap.
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-What? -you heard me.

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I don't need to take your crap anymore.
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My cousin's website went public today,
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And I made a pile of money on the ipo,
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so you know what I think Of this whole damn company?
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Oh, my god.
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He peed on the conference table?
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Come on, come on, come on,
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Uh, look, could you guys just look away for a second
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Till I get started?
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Does this help?
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W ur eventually, he just gave up and left.
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And then his cousin's website tanked.

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And then he became a janitor at an old folks' home
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And moved into a one-room apartment above a bowling alley.
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That's it? that's the end of the story?
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No, no, of course not-- he died.
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How does that help me?
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How does any of this help me?
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Can somebody, for god's sakes,
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Please give me one piece of useful advice?
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Lily, control your woman.
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The lesson of blauman is that when your boss
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Screams at you, you never scream back.
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That's why there's a little thing in corporate america
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I like to call the chain of screaming.
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-Chain of screaming? -yes.
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The chain of screaming starts at the top.

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Arthur's boss's boss screams at arthur's boss.
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Arthur's boss screams at arthur.
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Arthur screams at you.
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You go home and scream at lily.
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Lily screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class.
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Then that kid screams at her dad,
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Arthur's boss's boss.
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And the whole thing starts all over again,
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Thus completing the circle of screaming.
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I thought it was a chain of screaming.
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It's a circle, ted, I called it a circle.
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I don't scream at lily.
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And I don't scream at my kids,
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None of whom have parents who work at marshall's firm.
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So it's not a circle.

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Fine-- you want it to be a chain of screaming,
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It's a chain of screaming.
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I came up with the circle idea halfway through,
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Cause I thought it was a more elegant metaphor,
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But fine, ruin it!
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You guys always undermine me
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When I'm trying to make a point, and I'm sick of it!
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God, I'm surrounded by idiots!
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Idiots!
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See, doesn't everyone feel better now?
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Lily, I need your take on this.
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What... what should I do?
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Well, what I teach my kids in kindergarten...
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Oh, god.
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Kt.is, when dealing with a bully, the most important thing

271
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Is to be constructive and positive.
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Hello, arthur.
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Hello, marshall.
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I have the ninja report right here.
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But arthur,
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In the future, if you want someone to do their best work,
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Try to motivate them, not with fear and intimidation,
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But through encouragement, inspiration and respect.
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Well said, marshall-- I needed to hear that.
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By the way,
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I saw your wife's picture in your office.
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That is one tasty slice.
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Oh, you're damn right.
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You know what I'm gonna do when I get home?
285
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Oh, yeah.

286
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I'm gonna rip that girl's clothes off...
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That's it.
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...just throw her on the bed...
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That's where she belongs.
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...and drive her home like a pack of sled dogs!
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It's bad, guys.
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Mama needs it bad.
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You're right, baby, it's about respect.
294
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That is the first useful thing anyone's said to me tonight.
295
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Can you give me that speech again?
296
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I'm gonna drive her home like a pack of...
297
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No, the other part, please.
298
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I have the ninja report right here, but...
299
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,530
And it seemed like that was the end of it,
300
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,200
But it wasn't, because the next night...

301
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Which of these carpets would look better
302
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,860
In the new apartment?
303
00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:25,060
I like the color of this one, but this one's so soft.
304
00:12:25,130 --> 00:12:27,260
It would feel great on your bare feet...
305
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...or your bare back, a bead of eager sweat
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Rolling down
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Your trembling bosom.
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Lily, didn't we just go through this with bathroom tiles?
309
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Shh, don't say my name.
310
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Lily can't know it's me.
311
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Just pretend you're talking to stella.
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Be all lovey dovey.
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Hey, stella.
314
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Sweetie, how's it going?
315
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Not good, not good at all.

316
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Where are you right now?
317
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Right downstairs, come find me.
318
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Without lily.
319
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Okay, I'll see you soon.
320
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I love you.
321
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I love you, too.
322
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,800
Wow, you two are already saying the "l" word, huh?
323
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Apparently.
324
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,030
You hitting that?
325
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I'm in trouble, ted.
326
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,560
Ted, I'm freakin' out, man.
327
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Um... it's a new car, so just be careful...
328
00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:39,930
I did something stupid-- can we just drive somewhere?
329
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I need to get away-- just drive, man.
330
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Please just drive.

331
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It's just, this is a really good parking spot.
332
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Dude!
333
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,700
Look, just tell me what happened first.
334
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,930
Remember how I said I was gonna give that big speech
335
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000
That lily told me to give, be firm but respectful?
336
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,560
Well, it didn't totally go that way.
337
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:57,030
There is a lot of ketchup on that burger.
338
00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:00,360
Sorry-- what happened?
339
00:14:00,430 --> 00:14:01,960
After we all finished talking last night,
340
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:04,430
I went to the diner to finish working on the ninja report.
341
00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:06,830
Hey, marshall.
342
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,760
How long have you been sitting there?
343
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:13,560
If you go in there with lily's kindergarten nonsense,
344
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You're gonna get torn apart.
345
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,230
I'm here to save your life-- you hungry?

346
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,100
Yeah, I was just about to order.
347
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,430
What do you want?
348
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,700
A blt and gravy fries.
349
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,600
Okay, friends, what do you like?
350
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,530
A green tea with lemon for me,
351
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,730
And for my friend here, the meatloaf, please.
352
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,800
Very good.
353
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:32,230
No, I didn't want meatloaf.
354
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,460
Marshall, the chain of screaming is a real thing.
355
00:14:35,530 --> 00:14:39,060
Arthur screamed at you-- now you have to scream at someone else.
356
00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:40,500
No, I don't.
357
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,500
Yes, you do, or else that anger is gonna eat you alive.
358
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,730
Who would I even scream at?
359
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,130
I don't know.
360
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,700
How about somebody who's disappointed you?

361
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,430
Someone who's let you down.
362
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,760
Someone who's gonna bring you meatloaf
363
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When you explicitly ordered a blt and gravy fries.
364
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,300
No.
365
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,960
Hey, I was just heading to the bar.
366
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,360
What are you guys doing out here?
367
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:08,500
Oh, I was just telling ted a story.
368
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,630
Ooh, I like stories.
369
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,400
You want a lick?
370
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:16,360
-What? -is that ice cream cone big enough?
371
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:18,630
Uh, it's delicious enough.
372
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,530
Okay, so...
373
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,930
Then I say to barney...
374
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,760
I'm not gonna scream at the waiter, barney.
375
00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:26,030
Yes, you are.

376
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,560
That waiter is every boss and every bully
377
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,760
Who ever embarrassed or belittled you.
378
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,230
And how dare he deny you
379
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,630
The one thing that you want,
380
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,730
That would make you happy at this moment.
381
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,230
A blt and gravy fries.
382
00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:45,660
One green tea with lemon, one meatloaf.
383
00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:48,500
Enjoy, my friends.
384
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,530
Marshall.
385
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,930
Excuse me?
386
00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:54,160
Yes?
387
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:56,030
This is not what I ordered.
388
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,130
Yes, it is.
389
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,000
I beg your pardon, sir,
390
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:06,300
But I ordered a blt and gravy fries,

391
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And as the customer, I'm always right, so...
392
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:12,460
No, no, I am not going to stand here and take this!
393
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,160
I am at the end of a triple shift-- that's 18 hours!-394
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,360
And then I have
395
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To take two trains and a bus to astoria
396
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,760
To have my wife scream at me because I'm never home.
397
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:25,960
No, no, you eat your damn meatloaf!
398
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,530
Hey, what are you guys doing out here?
399
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,360
Oh sweet, can I get a toot?
400
00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,000
Uh-uh-- against car rules, it's against car rules!
401
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,960
Oh, ted, relax, it's cuban.
402
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,860
People pay to have their car smell like this.
403
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:40,530
Well, that's just not true.
404
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,930
Oh, marshall, switch seats with me.
405
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,230
I called shotgun for all eternity.

406
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,460
You can't call shotgun for eternity.
407
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:45,960
Well, that's funny, cause I did!
408
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,300
It's case by case.
409
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,060
Guys, I'm telling a life-altering story here!
410
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,460
A 20% tip, really, for that waiter?
411
00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:56,260
I don't know, barney, he worked a triple, it just...
412
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,260
If you're not gonna yell at the waiter,
413
00:16:58,330 --> 00:16:59,560
Yell at me.
414
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:01,230
-What? -yell at me.
415
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,100
I'm not gonna yell at you, barney.
416
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,000
What, you think you're gonna upset me?
417
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:07,060
Please, give me your best shot.
418
00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:08,900
Okay, fine-- what, you want me to yell at you?
419
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,660
Yeah.
420
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,900
This is me yelling at you, barney.

421
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,000
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of a butterfly
422
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,500
Landing on a leaf about three blocks away.
423
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,600
This is me yelling at you, barney!
424
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:25,430
Okay, you got some volume, now give me some content.
425
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,960
Make it hurt.
426
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:30,160
You don't look as good in suits as you think you do!
427
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:31,830
No, something that's true-- come on.
428
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,260
The man made you cry.
429
00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:34,860
Make me cry.
430
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,030
Your mom's a slut!
431
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,660
Yes.
432
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:40,460
Your mom's a slut, and I'm sorry, barney,
433
00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:42,860
But you and your brother clearly have different fathers,
434
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,360
And you know why?
435
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,400
It's probably because your mom is a slutty slut!

436
00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:47,530
Keep going.
437
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,200
I don't care what you say.
438
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:50,700
Bob barker is not your father!
439
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,160
Okay, now, well, that's just not cool.
440
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,500
Oh my god, barney, I'm so sorry...
441
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,000
No, I'm kidding-- keep going.
442
00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,600
Bob barker's not your father!
443
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:01,030
You've concocted this delusional idea that a game show host
444
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,860
Is your real father, and he's not!
445
00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:05,100
You were abandoned, barney!
446
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,060
You were abandoned, and you never dealt with it,
447
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:08,530
And so now you never allow yourself
448
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,400
To feel anything, and that's how you survive
449
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:12,360
In this corporate world, and if I keep heading
450
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,600
Down this path, I'm gonna turn into you!

451
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,600
And I don't want that!
452
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,630
I don't want any of this!
453
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,900
This is not why I became a lawyer.
454
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,360
This is not the person that I wanted to be.
455
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:26,060
I quit, arthur!
456
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:28,360
I quit!
457
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,860
Well, thank you, eriksen, I needed to hear that.
458
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:37,030
Really, 'cause I didn't mean to attack you personally,
459
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,430
It's just that i...
460
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,460
No, no, no, the part where you said, "i quit."
461
00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:42,560
Now we don't have to pay you a severance package.
462
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:47,460
Uh, security's gonna rough you up a bit on the way out.
463
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,360
Robin, you dropped a little ice cream...
464
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,360
-Dude! -dude! -dude!
465
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:58,600
I'm sorry.

466
00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:00,330
Don't blame this on me, marshall.
467
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,330
I told you to yell at someone beneath you.
468
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,230
The circle of screaming is...
469
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,400
The chain of scr...
470
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,800
Pyramid-- the pyramid of screaming!
471
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,660
The pyramid of screaming.
472
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,930
How am I supposed to tell lily?
473
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,800
She supported me through three years of law school,
474
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:17,160
And now is the time when I'm supposed to pay her back.
475
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,760
Now we're gonna lose the apartment.
476
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:22,160
The place where we were gonna raise our children.
477
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:24,630
How am I supposed to tell the person who I love
478
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,300
More than anything in this world
479
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,000
That I've just thrown away our future?
480
00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:35,200
Everybody out, everybody out of the new car!

481
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,430
Out of the new car!
482
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,430
Ted, screaming never solves anything.
483
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:42,960
And so marshall finally had to tell lily what happened.
484
00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:44,900
I'm so sorry.
485
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,360
I just lost it.
486
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,300
But I can fix it.
487
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,560
First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna go in there
488
00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:56,700
On my hands and knees and beg for my job back.
489
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,600
No, you're not.
490
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:00,760
What?
491
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:04,960
Marshall, our future isn't money or an apartment.
492
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,560
And it's definitely not you being miserable
493
00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,030
At that horrible job.
494
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,800
I'm just happy to have my husband back.
495
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:16,530
We'll figure the rest out.

496
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,800
I love you.
497
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,400
I love you, too.
498
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:25,860
Ultimately, they were able to make ends meet
499
00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:29,030
Without going bust on the apartment.
500
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,900
You sure about this?
501
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,300
Yeah, who needs a car in new york city, right?
502
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:39,130
Ted, I don't think I can accept...
503
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,100
Marshall, don't make me scream at you.
504
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,100
Thanks a lot, buddy.
505
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,930
You guys did it in the car, didn't...
506
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,360
Oh, yeah!
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