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- JOHN:
- 'Sherlock!'
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'It's a trick.'
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Just a magic trick.
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No. All right, stop it now.
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'Now, stay exactly where you are.
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- 'Don't move.'
- All right.
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Keep your eyes fixed on me.
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'Please, would you do this for me?'
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Do what?
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'This phone call, it's er...'
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..it's my note.
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It's what people do, don't they?
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'Leave a note.'
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Leave a note when?
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'Goodbye, John.'
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No. Don't...
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Sherlock!
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JOHN MOANS
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John.
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John, look at me. Look at me.
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And sleep.
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Right the way down, right the way deep, right the way, sound asleep.
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That's real.
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That's good, with my voice just there in the centre of your head
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and floating all the way around you.
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And you will awaken in three, two, one...
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..zero.
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Let me come through please! He's my friend.
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- LESTRADE:
- 'Bollocks!'
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No, no, no, no, it's obvious.
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That's how he did it. It's obvious.
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Derren Brown?! Let it go, Sherlock's dead.
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But is he?
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There was a body, it was him.
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It was definitely him, Molly Hooper laid him out.
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No, she's lying.
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It was Jim Moriarty's body with a mask on.
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A mask?
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A bungee rope, a mask, Derren Brown.
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Two years and the theories keep getting more stupid.
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How many more have you got for me today?
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Well, you know the paving slabs in that whole area,
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even the exact ones that he landed on,
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- you know they were all...
- Guilt!

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That's all this is.
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You pushed us all into thinking
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that Sherlock that was a fraud, you and Donovan.
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You did this and it killed him and he's staying dead.
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Do you honestly believe that if you have enough stupid theories,
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it's going to change what really happened?
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I believe in Sherlock Holmes.
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Yeah, well, that won't bring him back.
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And that after extensive police investigations...
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Richard Brook did indeed prove to be the creation of James Moriarty...
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- MALE REPORTER:
- 'Amidst unprecedented scenes, there was uproar in court
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'as Sherlock Holmes was vindicated and cleared of all suspicion.'
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- FEMALE REPORTER:
- 'Sadly, all this comes too late for the detective,
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'who became something of a celebrity two years ago.'
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Questions are now being asked as to why police let matters get so far.
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Sherlock Holmes fell to his death
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from the top of London's Bart's Hospital. Although he left no note,
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friends say it's unlikely he was able to cope with the...
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Well then. Absent friends.
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Sherlock.
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Sherlock.
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And may God rest his soul.
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HELICOPTER FLIES OVER
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HEAVY BREATHING
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MAN SPEAKS IN SERBIAN
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MEN SHOUT IN SERBIAN
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DOGS BARK
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BARKING GETS CLOSER
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GUNSHOTS
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LOUD MUSIC THROUGH HEADPHONES

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THUMP
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MAN GROANS
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THUMPS CONTINUE
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MAN SPEAKS IN SERBIAN
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THUMPS AND SHOUTING CONTINUE
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MAN GROANS
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TRANSLATED FROM SERBIAN:
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PRISONER WHISPERS
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What?
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PRISONER WHISPERS
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PRISONER WHISPERS
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DOOR CLOSES
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Now listen to me.
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There's an underground terrorist network active in London
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and a massive attack is imminent.

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Sorry, but the holiday is over...
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..Brother dear.
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Back to Baker Street...
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..Sherlock Holmes.
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- CHILD:
- Penny for the guy?
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Oi, mate, penny for the guy?
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- Penny for the guy, mate?
- Penny for the guy?
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Penny for the guy? Penny for the guy? >
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- JOHN:
- 'That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever done.'
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SHERLOCK: 'You invaded Afghanistan.'
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DOOR OPENS
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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You have been busy, haven't you?
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Quite the busy little bee. Hmm.

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Moriarty's network. Took me two years to dismantle it.
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And you're confident you have?
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The Serbian side was the last piece of the puzzle.
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Yes. You got yourself in deep there with Baron Maupertuis.
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- Quite a scheme.
- Colossal.
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Anyway. You're safe now.
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Mmm.
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A small "thank you" wouldn't go amiss.
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What for?
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For wading in.
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In case you've forgotten, field work is not my natural milieu.
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"Wading in?"
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You sat there and watched me being beaten a pulp.
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- I got you out.
- No, I got me out.
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Why didn't you intervene sooner?
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I couldn't risk giving myself away, could I?
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- It would have ruined everything.
- You were enjoying it.
- Nonsense.
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Definitely enjoying it.
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Listen, do you have any idea what it was like, Sherlock,
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going undercover?
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Smuggling my way into their ranks like that?
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The noise, the people!
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I didn't know you spoke Serbian.
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I didn't. But the language has a Slavic root.
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Frequent Turkish and German loan words.
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Took me a couple of hours.
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Hmm, you're slipping.
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Middle-age, brother mine.
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Comes to us all.

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DOOR OPENS
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Oh, no, you don't take it, do you?
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- No.
- You forget a little thing like that.
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Yes.
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You forget lots of little things, it seems.
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Uh-huh.
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Not sure about that.
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- Hmm?
- Ages you.
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Just trying it out.
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Well, it ages you.
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- Look...
- I'm not your mother, I've no right to expect it...
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- No...
- But just one phone call, John!
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Just one phone call would have done.
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I know.

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- After all we went through!
- Yes.
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I am sorry.
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Look, I understand how difficult it was for you after...
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..after...
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I just let it slide, Mrs Hudson, I let it all slide.
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And it just got harder and harder to pick up the phone, somehow.
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Do you know what I mean?
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SHE SIGHS
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I need you to give this matter your full attention, Sherlock,
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- is that quite clear?
- What do you think of this shirt?
- Sherlock!
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I will find your underground terror cell, Mycroft.
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Just put me back in London.
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I need to get to know the place again, breathe it in.
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Feel every quiver of its beating heart.

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One of our men died getting this information.
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All the chatter, all the traffic concurs,
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there's going to be a terrorist strike on London, a big one.
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And what about John Watson?
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- John?
- Mm. Have you seen him?
- Oh, yes,
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we meet up every Friday for fish and chips(!)
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I've kept a weather eye on him, of course.
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We haven't been in touch at all to...prepare him.
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No.
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Well, we'll have to get rid of that.
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- "We?"
- He looks ancient.
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I can't be seen to be wandering around with an old man.
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I couldn't face letting it out.
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SHE COUGHS
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He never liked me dusting.
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No, I know.
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So why now? What changed your mind?
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Well, I've got some news.
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Oh, God, is it serious?
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What? No, no, I'm not ill.
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I've, well, I'm...
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..moving on.
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You're emigrating?
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Nope. Er, no, I've er...
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..I have met someone.
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Oh! Ah, lovely.
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Yeah. We're getting married. Well, I'm going to ask, anyway.
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So soon after Sherlock?
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Hmm, well, yes.
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What's his name?
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It's a woman.
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- A woman?!
- Yes, of course it's a woman.
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- You really have moved on, haven't you?
- Mrs Hudson, how many times?
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Sherlock was not my boyfriend!
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Live and let live, that's my motto.
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Listen to me - I am not gay!
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HE SIGHS
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I think I'll surprise John. He'll be delighted.
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You think so?
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Mm, pop into Baker Street, who knows, jump out of a cake.
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Baker Street? He isn't there any more.
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Why would he be? It's been two years.
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He's got on with his life.
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What life? I've been away.

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- Where's he going to be tonight?
- How would I know?
- You always know.
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He has a dinner reservation in the Marylebone Road.
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Nice little spot.
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They have a few bottles of the 2000 Saint-Emilion,
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though I prefer the 2001.
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I think maybe I'll just drop by.
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You know, it is just possible that you won't be welcome.
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No, it isn't.
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- Now, where is it?
- Where's what?
- You know what.
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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
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Welcome back, Mr Holmes.
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Thank you.
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Blud.
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Sir, can I help you?

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MUFFLED SCREAMS
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PHONE BEEPS
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Your wife just texted you, possibly her contractions have started.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Oh, sir, I am so, so sorry.
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Er, please, let me just go to the kitchen and dry that off for you.
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Finished with that, sir? Allow me to take it for you.
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Madam, can I suggest you look at this menu, it's completely identical.
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IN A FRENCH ACCENT: Can I help you with anything, sir?
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Hi, yeah, I'm looking for a bottle of champagne. A good one.
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Hmm, well, these are all
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excellent vintages, sir.
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Oh, it's not really my area,
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what do you suggest?
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Well, you cannot possibly go wrong,

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but if you'd like my personal
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- recommendation...
- Hmm?
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This last one on the list is a favourite of mine.
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It is, you might in fact say, like a face from the past.
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Great. I'll have that one please.
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It is familiar, but with the quality of surprise!
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Well, surprise me.
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I'm certainly endeavouring to, sir.
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Sorry that took so long.
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You OK?
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Yeah, yeah. Me? Fine. I am fine.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Now then, what did you want to ask me?
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- More wine?
- No, I'm good with water, thanks.
- Right.

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- So?
- Er, so...
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Mary...
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Listen, um...
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I know it hasn't been long,
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and I know we haven't known each other for a long time...
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- Go on.
- Yes, I will.
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As you know, these last couple of years haven't been easy for me.
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And meeting you...
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Yeah, meeting you has been the best thing
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- that could have possibly happened.
- I agree.
- What?
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I agree, I'm the best thing that could have happened to you.
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- Sorry.
- Well, no, it's, um...
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So...
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..if you'll have me, Mary, could you see your way, um...

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00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,200
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
263
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,280
SHE GIGGLES
264
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:34,200
If you could see your way to...
265
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,280
Sir, you'll find this vintage exceptionally to your liking.
266
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,000
It has all the qualities of the old, with the colour of the new.
267
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,880
- No, sorry, not now, please.
- Like a gaze from a crowd of strangers,
268
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,640
suddenly one is aware of staring into the face of an old friend.
269
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,920
No, look, seriously, could you just...?
270
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,080
Interesting thing, a tuxedo.
271
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,720
Lends distinction to friends and anonymity to waiters.
272
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,360
John?
273
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,680
John, what is it? What?
274
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,160
Well, the short version...
275
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,440
..not dead.
276
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,360

Bit mean springing it on you like that, I know.

277
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,800
Could have given you a heart attack, probably still will.
278
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,560
But in my defence, it was very funny.
279
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,200
OK, it's not a great defence.
280
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,320
- Oh, no, you're...
- Oh, yes.
- Oh, my God!
281
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,560
- Not quite.
- You died, you jumped off a roof.
282
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,880
- No.
- You're dead.
283
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,960
No, I'm quite sure, I checked. Excuse me.
284
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,680
Does...does yours rub off too?
285
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,000
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
286
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,680
Do you have any idea what you've done?!
287
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,480
OK, John, I'm suddenly realising I probably owe you
288
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,960
some sort of an apology...
289
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,680
All right, just, John, just keep...
290
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,720

JOHN GASPS
291
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,040
Two years.
292
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,560
Two years! Hmm?
293
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,360
I thought...
294
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,240
I thought...
295
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,160
..you were dead.
296
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,360
Hmm?
297
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,000
JOHN GASPS
298
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,360
Now, you let me grieve. Hmm.
299
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,280
How could you do that?
300
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,880
How?!
301
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,280
Wait, before you do anything that you might regret, um,
302
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,960
one question, just let me ask one question.
303
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,840
Are you really going to keep that?
304
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,240
MUSIC: "Donde Estas, Yolanda?" by Pink Martini
305
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,320

I calculated that there were 13 possibilities

306
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,440
once I'd invited Moriarty onto the roof.
307
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,840
'I wanted to avoid dying, if at all possible.
308
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,560
'The first scenario involved hurling myself into a parked van filled with washin
g bags.
309
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,120
'Impossible, the angle was too steep. Secondly, a system of Japanese wrestling..
.
310
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,440
'You know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.'
311
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:10,360
- What?
- I don't care how you faked it, Sherlock.
312
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,200
I want to know why.
313
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,520
Why? Because Moriarty had to be stopped.
314
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,960
Oh.
315
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,000
Why, as in...?
316
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,040
I see. Yes. Why?
317
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,920
That's a little more difficult to explain.
318
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,160
I've got all night.
319
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,280
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

320
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,040
Actually, um, that was mostly Mycroft's idea.
321
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,040
Oh, so it was your brother's plan?
322
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,800
Oh, but he would have needed a confidante.
323
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,400
Mm-hm.
324
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,400
Sorry.
325
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,960
But he was the only one? The only one who knew?
326
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,400
A couple of others. It was a very elaborate plan, it had to be.
327
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,760
- The next of the 13 possibilities was...
- Who else?
328
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,800
Who else knew?
329
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,000
- Who?!
- Molly.
330
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,360
- Molly?!
- John...
- Molly Hooper
331
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,600
- and some of my homeless network and that's all.
- OK.
332
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,600
OK.
333
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,040

So just your brother, Molly Hooper and 100 tramps.

334
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,640
Ha, no! 25 at most.
335
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,800
GLASS SHATTERS
336
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,600
Seriously, it's not a joke? You're really keeping this?
337
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,280
Er, yeah.
338
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,880
Sure?
339
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,960
Mary likes it.
340
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,680
Hmm, no, she doesn't.
341
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,160
- She does.
- She doesn't.
342
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,200
Oh, don't.
343
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,120
- Oh, brilliant(!)
- Look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
344
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,520
I didn't know how to tell you...
345
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,880
Right, no, no, this is charming. I've really missed this(!)
346
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,560
One word, Sherlock, that is all I would have needed!
347
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,960
One word to let me know that you were alive!

348
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,320
I've nearly been in contact so many times, but... JOHN SCOFFS
349
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,120
- I worried that, you know, you might say something indiscreet.
- What?
350
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,560
- You know, let the cat out of the bag.
- So this is my fault!
351
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,920
- Oh, God!
- Why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong?!
352
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,040
The only one reacting like a human being!
353
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,880
- Over-reacting.
- Over-reacting!
354
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,120
- John!
- Over-reacting! So you fake your own death and you waltz in here
355
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:13,040
- large as bloody life!
- Shh.
- But I'm not meant to have a problem with it,
356
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,600
cos Sherlock Holmes thinks it's a perfectly OK thing to do!
357
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,000
Shut up! I don't want everyone knowing I'm still alive!
358
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,680
- Oh, so it's still a secret, is it?!
- Yes, it's still a secret!
359
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,240
- Promise you won't tell anyone?
- Swear to God!
360
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,360
London is in danger, John. There's an imminent terrorist attack and I need your

help.
361
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,400
My help?
362
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,280
You have missed this, admit it.
363
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,400
The thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins,
364
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,760
just the two of us against the rest of the world.
365
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,880
I don't understand, I said I'm sorry,
366
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,760
isn't that what you're supposed to do?
367
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,480
Gosh, you don't know anything about human nature, do you?
368
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,680
Hmm, nature? No.
369
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,600
Human? No.
370
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,720
I'll talk him round.
371
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,720
- You will?
- Oh, yeah.
372
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,920
Mary.
373
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,720
Can you believe his nerve?
374
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,000
I like him.
375

00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,760

What?
376
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,000
I like him.
377
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,560
METALLIC SOUND
378
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,560
Those things will kill you.
379
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,680
Oh, you bastard!
380
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,440
It's time to come back.
381
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,800
You've been letting things slide, Graham.
382
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,040
- Greg.
- Greg.
383
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,920
- RADIO:
- 'Very common belief, with an anti terrorism bill...'
384
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,040
THUDDING
385
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,640
'..the Government feels duty-bound
386
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,200
'to push through the legislation with all due exped...'
387
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,160
THUDDING CONTINUES
388
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,880
SHE YELLS
389
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,040
'Now, stay exactly where you are.'

390
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,320
Where are you?
391
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,680
'Don't move.
392
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,040
'Keep your eyes fixed on me.
393
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,160
'What? What's happening? What's going on?'
394
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,360
Please, will you do this for me? Please.
395
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,680
Do what?
396
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,880
'This phone call...'
397
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,520
it's my note.
398
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,920
'That's what people do, don't they?'
399
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,160
Leave a note. MORIARTY GIGGLES
400
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,440
'Leave a note when?'
401
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,160
- Goodbye, John.
- 'No.'
402
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,680
MORIARTY LAUGHS
403
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,920
Sherlock!
404
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,400

Oh, ho!
405
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,120
What?! Are you out of your mind?!
406
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,640
I don't see why not.
407
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,760
It's just as plausible as some of your theories.
408
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,040
Look, if you're not going to take it seriously, Laura...
409
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,040
I do take it seriously.
410
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,800
I don't think we should wear hats.
411
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,440
I founded 'The Empty Hearse' so like-minded people could meet,
412
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,360
discuss theories!
413
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,880
Sherlock's still out there.
414
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,320
I'm convinced of it.
415
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,560
Oh, my God!
416
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,880
MOBILE PHONES RING
417
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,080
Oh...my...God!
418
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,480
"His movements were so silent,
419
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,200

"so furtive he reminded me

420
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,800
"of a trained bloodhound picking out a scent."
421
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,920
- You what?
- "I couldn't help thinking what an amazing criminal he'd make
422
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,320
- "if he turned his talents against the law."
- Don't read that.
423
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,760
- Famous blog, finally.
- Come on, that's...
424
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,080
Ancient history, yes, I know, but it's not though, is it, because he's...
425
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,560
What are you doing?
426
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,960
Having a wash.
427
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,640
You're shaving it off.
428
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,000
- Well, you hate it.
- Sherlock hates it.
429
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,240
- Apparently everyone hates it.
- Oh!
430
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,000
- Are you going to see him again?
- No, I'm going to work.
431
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,360
- Oh, and after work, are you going to see him again?
- No.
432
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,840
God, I had six months of bristly kisses for me

433
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,800
and then his nibs turns up...
434
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,320
I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes.
435
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,120
You should put that on a T-shirt.
436
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,000
- Shut up.
- Or what?
437
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,040
Or I'll marry you.
438
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,320
London, it's like a great cesspool into which all kinds
439
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:34,440
of criminals, agents and drifters are irresistibly drained.
440
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:40,840
Sometimes it's not a question of who, it's a question of who knows?
441
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,880
If this man cancels his papers, I need to know.
442
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,800
If this woman leaves London without putting her dog into kennels,
443
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,480
I need to know.
444
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,560
I have certain people, they are markers.
445
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,440
If they start to move, I'll know something's up.
446
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,520
Like rats deserting a sinking ship.
447
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,040

All very interesting, Sherlock,

448
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,840
but the terror alert has been raised to critical.
449
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,520
Boring. Your move.
450
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,200
We have solid information, an attack IS coming.
451
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,560
Solid information, a secret terrorist organisation is planning an attack...
452
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,240
That's what secret terrorist organisations do, isn't it? It's their version of g
olf.
453
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,760
- An agent gave his life to tell us that.
- Oh, well,
454
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,480
perhaps he shouldn't have done. He was obviously just trying to show off.
455
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,200
None of these 'markers' of yours is behaving in any way suspiciously?
456
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,480
Your move.
457
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,320
No, Mycroft, but you have to trust me. I'll find the answer.
458
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,520
But it'll be in an odd phrase in an on-line blog,
459
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,400
or an unexpected trip to the countryside,
460
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,720
or a misplaced lonely hearts ad.
461
00:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,760
Your move!

462
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,520
I've given the Prime Minister my personal assurance you're on the case.
463
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,680
I am on the case, we both are, look at us right now.
464
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,760
BUZZER SOUNDS
465
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,280
- Oh, bugger!
- Whoopsy!
466
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,200
Can't handle a broken heart. How very telling.
467
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,720
Don't be smart.
468
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,280
That takes me back.
469
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,360
"Don't be smart, Sherlock, I'm the smart one."
470
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,760
I am the smart one.
471
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,120
I used to think I was an idiot.
472
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,440
Both of us thought you were an idiot, Sherlock.
473
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,560
We had nothing else to go on, until we met other children.
474
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,320
- Oh, yes, that was a mistake.
- Ghastly. What were they thinking of?
475
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,760
Probably something about trying to make friends.
476
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,440

Oh, yes. Friends.

477
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,640
Of course, you go in for that sort of thing now.
478
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,320
And you don't? Ever?
479
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,160
If you seem slow to me, Sherlock,
480
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,720
can you imagine what real people are like?
481
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,680
I'm living in a world of goldfish.
482
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,480
Yes, but I've been away for two years.
483
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,440
- So?
- Oh, I don't know,
484
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,120
I thought perhaps you might have found yourself a...
485
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,520
- goldfish.
- Change the subject, now.
486
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,680
Rest assured, Mycroft,
487
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,960
whatever this underground network of yours is up to,
488
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,280
the secret will reside in something seemingly insignificant or bizarre.
489
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,880
- Ooh-ooh.
- Speaking of which...
490
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,800
I can't believe it. I just can't believe it!

491
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,600
Him sitting in his chair again.
492
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,640
Oh, isn't it wonderful, Mr Holmes?
493
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,600
- I can barely contain myself(!)
- Oh, he really can, you know.
494
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,720
He's secretly pleased to see you, underneath all that.
495
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:20,800
Sorry, which of us?
496
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,800
Both of you.
497
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,800
Let's play something different.
498
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,600
Why are we playing games?!
499
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,920
London's terror alert has been raised to critical,
500
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,360
I'm just passing the time.
501
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,200
Let's do deductions.
502
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,720
Client left this while I was out, what do you reckon?
503
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,560
I'm busy.
504
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,480
Oh, go on, it's been an age.
505
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,800

HE SNIFFS
506
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,680
- I always win.
- Which is why you can't resist.
507
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,480
I find nothing irresistible in the hat of a well-travelled anxious,
508
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,240
sentimental, unfit creature of habit with appalling halitosis.
509
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,520
- Damn.
- Isolated too, don't you think?
510
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,680
Why would he be isolated?
511
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,840
- "He?"
- Obviously.
- Why? Size of the hat?
512
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,520
Don't be silly. Some women have large heads too.
513
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,320
No, he's recently had his hair cut,
514
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,880
you can see the little hairs adhering to the perspiration stains on the inside.
515
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,160
Some women have short hair too.
516
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,400
- Balance of probability.
- Not that you've ever spoken to a woman with short hair, or, you know, a woman.
517
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,240
Stains show he's out of condition. He's sentimental cos the hat
518
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,720
- has been repaired, three, four...
- Five times. Very neatly.

519
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:21,680
The cost of the repairs exceeds that of the hat, he's mawkishly attached to it.
More than that.
520
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:26,280
One or two patches would indicate sentimentality. Five's obsessive behaviour. Ob
sessive compulsive.
521
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,720
Hardly. Your client left it behind.
522
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,920
What sort of an obsessive compulsive would do that?
523
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,240
The earlier patches are extensively sun bleached,
524
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,680
so he's worn it abroad, in Peru.
525
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,000
- Peru?
- This is a chullo.
526
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,480
The classic headgear of Andes, it's made of alpaca.
527
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,160
- No.
- No?
- Icelandic sheep wool. Similar, but very distinctive,
528
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,960
if you know what you're looking for. I've written a blog on the varying
529
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,960
tensile strengths of different natural fibres.
530
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,760
I'm sure there's a crying need for that(!)
531
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,000
- You said he was anxious?
- The bobble on the left side has been badly chewed,
532
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,520

which shows he's a man of a nervous disposition, but...

533
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,920
But also a creature of habit,
534
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,520
- cos he hasn't chewed the bobble on the right.
- Precisely.
535
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,240
A sniff of the offending bobble tells us all we need to know about the state of
his breath.
536
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,680
- Brilliant!
- Elementary.
537
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,800
But you've missed his isolation.
538
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,320
I don't see it.
539
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,640
- Plain as day.
- Where?
540
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,000
- There for all to see.
- Tell me.
541
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,520
- Plain as the nose on your...
- Tell me!
542
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,560
Well, anybody who wears a hat as stupid as this
543
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,000
isn't in the habit of hanging around other people, is he?
544
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,680
Not at all. Maybe he just doesn't mind being different.
545
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,880
He doesn't necessarily have to be isolated.

546
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,560
Exactly.
547
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,480
I'm sorry?
548
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,440
He's different, so what? Why would he mind?
549
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,880
You're quite right.
550
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,960
Why would anyone mind?
551
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,240
I am not lonely, Sherlock.
552
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,680
How would you know?
553
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,920
Yes. Back to work, if you don't mind. Good morning.
554
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,520
SHE CHUCKLES
555
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,920
Right, back to work.
556
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:05,800
KNOCKING ON THE DOOR
557
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,120
Mr Summerson.
558
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,960
- Right.
- Undescended testicle.
559
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,400
Right.
560
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,640
PHONE BEEPS

561
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,320
- Sherlock?
- Hmm?
562
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,120
Talk to John.
563
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,920
I've tried talking to him. He made his position quite clear.
564
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:30,800
Just relax, Mr Summerson.
565
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,160
What did he say?
566
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,240
- F...
- Cough.
567
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,000
Oh, dear.
568
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,120
INTERCOM BUZZES
569
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,360
Hi?
570
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,600
'Mrs Reeves. Thrush.'
571
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,200
Right.
572
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,960
You wanted to see me?
573
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,600
Yes. Molly...
574
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,840
- Yes?
- Would you...?

575
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,920
- Would you like to...
- Have dinner?
- ..solve crimes?
576
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,400
Um...
577
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,800
Absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, Mrs Reeves.
578
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,400
It's very common, but I'm recommending a course of...
579
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,720
Monkey glands, but enough about Professor Presbury.
580
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:18,040
- Tell us more about your case, Mr Harcourt.
- You sure about this?
- Absolutely.
581
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,600
- Should I be making notes?
- If it makes you feel better.
- That's what John says he does.
582
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,560
- So if I'm being John...
- You're not being John, you're being yourself.
583
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,880
Well, absolutely no one should have been able to empty
584
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,120
that bank account other than myself and Helen.
585
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:35,280
- Why didn't you assume it was your wife?
- Because I've always had total faith in her.
586
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,440
No, it's because YOU emptied it. Weight-loss, hair dye, Botox, affair.
587
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,600
Lawyer. Next!

588
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,360
This is Mr Blake. Piles.
589
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,680
Mr Blake, hi.
590
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,120
And your pen-pal's emails just stopped, did they?
591
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,360
SHE WHINES
592
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,200
And you really thought he was the one, didn't you?
593
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,720
The love of your life?
594
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,080
SHE CRIES
595
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,360
Stepfather posing as on-line boyfriend.
596
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,520
What?
597
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,920
Breaks it off, breaks her heart.
598
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,200
She swears off relationships, stays at home.
599
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,800
He still has her wage coming in.
600
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,640
Mr Windibank, you have been a complete and utter...
601
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,040
Piss pot.
602
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:21,240
It's nothing to worry about, just a small infection, by the sound of it.

603
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,920
Dr Verner is your usual GP, yes?
604
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:28,080
- IN A FOREIGN ACCENT:
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looked after me man and boy.
605
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:33,040
I run a little shop just on the corner of Church Street.
606
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,760
- Oh.
- Magazines and DVDs.
607
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,520
I've brought along a few little beauties that might interest you...
608
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:44,200
Tree Worshippers. Oh, that's a corker. It's very saucy.
609
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,480
And British Birds. Same sort of thing.
610
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,680
I'm fine, thanks.
611
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,000
The Holy War.
612
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,560
Sounds a bit dry, I know,
613
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:58,920
but there's a nun with all these holes in her habit...
614
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,400
Jesus! Sherlock.
615
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,360
- What?
- What do you want?
616
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,640
Uh?
617

00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,160

- Have you come to torment me?
- What are you talking about?
- "What are you talking...?"
618
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,800
What, do you think I'm going to be fooled by this bloody beard?!
619
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,960
- You're crazy!
- No, no, no, no, no.
620
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,680
It's not as good as your French! Not as good as your French.
621
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,600
It's not even a good disguise, Sherlock!
622
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,400
Where did you get it from, a bloody joke shop...?!
623
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,760
Oh, my God!
624
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,280
I, I am so sorry.
625
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,920
Oh, my God!
626
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,040
Please...
627
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,400
It's fine.
628
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,680
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
629
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,680
This one's got us all baffled.
630
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,280
Hmm, I don't doubt it.
631
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,840

HE SNIFFS
632
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,320
HE SNIFFS
633
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,960
What is it?
634
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,400
You're onto something, aren't you?
635
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,600
Maybe.
636
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,200
- JOHN'S VOICE:
- 'Show off!'
637
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,520
- Shut up, John.
- What?
- Hmm?
638
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,200
Nothing.
639
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,200
- Hello.
- Hmm.
640
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,360
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.
- OK.
641
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,480
I'm late for Cath. I'll see you later.
642
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,320
- Bye.
- Bye.
643
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,520
This going to be your new arrangement, is it?
644
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,400
Just giving it a go.

645
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,240
Right.
646
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,720
So, John?
647
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,840
Not really in the picture any more.
648
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,960
RUMBLING NOISE
649
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,680
Trains?
650
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,280
Trains.
651
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,920
Male, 40 to 50. Oh, sorry, did you want to be...?
652
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,840
Er, no, please, be my guest.
653
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,000
'You jealous?'
654
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,240
Shut up!
655
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,680
It doesn't make sense.
656
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,720
What doesn't?
657
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,960
This skeleton, it can't be any more than...
658
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,760
MOLLY AND SHERLOCK: Six months old.
659
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,000
Wow!

660
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,360
"How I Did It, by Jack the Ripper."
661
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,680
- Uh-huh.
- That's impossible.
- Welcome to my world.
662
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,560
'Smart arse!'
663
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,560
I won't insult your intelligence by explaining it to you.
664
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,120
No, please, insult away.
665
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,760
'You forgot to put your collar up.'
666
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,840
The corpse is, is six months old.
667
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,920
It's dressed in a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum.
668
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,040
It's been displayed on a dummy for many years,
669
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,440
in a case facing south-east, judging from the fading of the fabric.
670
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,680
It was sold off in a fire damage sale a week ago.
671
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,840
So the whole thing was a fake?
672
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,080
Yes.
673
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,880
Looked so promising.
674

00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,960

Facile.
675
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,880
Why would someone go to all that trouble?
676
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,280
Why indeed, John?
677
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,560
DOORBELL: 'Mind the gap. Mind the gap.'
678
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,480
Oh. Thanks for hanging onto it.
679
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,520
No problem.
680
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,280
So, what's this all about, Mr Shilcott?
681
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,200
My girlfriend's a big fan of yours.
682
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,440
Girlfriend?!
683
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,040
Sorry. Do go on.
684
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,840
I like trains.
685
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:26,520
- Yes...
- I work on the Tube, on the District Line, and part of my job
686
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,160
is to wipe the security footage after it's been cleared.
687
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:34,080
I was just whizzing through and I found something a bit bizarre.
688
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,520
Now, this was a week ago.

689
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,120
The last train on the Friday night, Westminster Station.
690
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,400
Now, this man gets into the last car.
691
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,480
- Car?
- They're cars, not carriages.
692
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,320
It's a legacy of the early American involvement in the Tube system.
693
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,760
He said he liked trains.
694
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,360
And the next stop, St James' Park Station.
695
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,960
And...
696
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,600
I thought you'd like it.
697
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,880
He gets into the last car at Westminster. The only passenger.
698
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,440
And the car is empty at St James's Park Station.
699
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,440
Explain that, Mr Holmes.
700
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:24,080
- Couldn't he have just jumped off?
- There's a safety mechanism that prevents the doors
701
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,440
from opening in transit. But there's something else,
702
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,880
the driver of that train hasn't been to work since.
703
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,920

According to his flatmate, he's on holiday. Came into some money.

704
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,400
Bought off?
705
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,960
Hmm?
706
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,840
So if the driver of the train was in on it,
707
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,360
then the passenger did get off.
708
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,520
There's nowhere he could go. It's a straight run on the District Line between th
e two stations.
709
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,040
There's no side tunnels, no maintenance tunnels.
710
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,720
Nothing on any map. Nothing.
711
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,760
Train never stops and a man vanishes.
712
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,400
Good, innit?
713
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,120
I know that face.
714
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,920
JOHN CLEARS HIS THROAT
715
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,360
Excuse you(!)
716
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,360
The journey between those stations usually takes five minutes
717
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,640
and that one took ten. Ten minutes to get from Westminster to St James's Park.
718

00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,000

- I'll need maps, lots of maps. Older maps, all the maps.
- Right.
719
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,920
- Fancy some chips?
- What?
720
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,480
I know a fantastic fish shop just off the Marylebone Road,
721
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,400
the owner always gives me extra portions.
722
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,040
Did you get him off a murder charge?
723
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,760
No, I helped him put up some shelves.
724
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,880
- Sherlock?
- Hmm?
725
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,800
- What was today about?
- Saying thank you.
726
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,800
For what?
727
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,360
- For everything you did for me.
- It's OK. It's my pleasure.
728
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,960
No. I mean it.
729
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,400
I don't mean pleasure, I mean I didn't mind.
730
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,160
- I wanted to...
- Moriarty slipped up, he made a mistake.
731
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:09,480
Because the one person he thought didn't matter at all to me

732
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,760
was the one person that mattered the most.
733
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,520
You made it all possible.
734
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,440
But you can't do this again, can you?
735
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,280
I've had a lovely day. I'd love to, I just, um...
736
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,680
Hmm, congratulations, by the way.
737
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,080
He's not from work.
738
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,560
We met through friends, old-fashioned way.
739
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:36,680
He's nice, we've got a dog, we, we go to the pub on weekends
740
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:40,560
and I've met his mum and dad and his friends and all his family.
741
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,680
I've no idea why I'm telling you any of this...
742
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,000
I hope you'll be very happy, Molly Hooper.
743
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,320
You deserve it.
744
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:53,080
After all, not all the men you fall for can turn out to be sociopaths.
745
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,720
- No?
- No.
746
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,360

Maybe it's just my type.

747
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,920
HE COUGHS
748
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,240
PHONE BEEPS
749
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:26,760
Oh, Mrs Hudson, sorry, I think someone's got John. John Watson?
750
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,960
Hang on, who are you?!
751
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,640
Oh, I'm his fiancee.
752
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,040
- Oh.
- Mary?
753
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,720
What's wrong?
754
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,040
Someone sent me this.
755
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,120
At first I thought it was just a Bible thing,
756
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,560
you know, spam, but it's not.
757
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,200
It's a skip code.
758
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,920
First word, then every third.
759
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,600
"Save John Watson."
760
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,600
Now!
761

00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,920

Where are we going?
762
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,920
St James The Less, it's a church. 20 minutes by car.
763
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,560
- Did you drive here?
- Er, yes.
764
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,480
It's too slow, it's too slow.
765
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,680
CAR HORN HONKS
766
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,520
Watch out! What are we waiting for?!
767
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,800
This.
768
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,120
BRAKES SQUEAL
769
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,880
What does it mean?
770
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,280
What are they going to do to him?
771
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,640
I don't know!
772
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,120
VOICES IN THE BACKGROUND
773
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,480
HE GASPS
774
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:48,760
Damn!
775
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,640
- POLICEMAN:
- Oi! Oi! You can't go down there!

776
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,560
MUFFLED SCREAM
777
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,080
HE GASPS
778
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,360
HE GAGS
779
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,480
HORN HONKS
780
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,760
No, it's not going to work, with that.
781
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:23,080
I'll get something to help it along. Yeah.
782
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,360
Help! Argh!
783
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,760
MUFFLED SCREAMS
784
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,640
- He doesn't like it, Daddy.
- Huh?
785
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,600
Guy Fawkes, he doesn't like it.
786
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,760
Stay back, Zoe. Back!
787
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,800
Now.
788
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,760
HE SCREAMS
789
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,040
What does it mean?
790
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,920

Oh, my God!
791
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,240
CHEERING
792
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,040
Help!
793
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,840
SHE SCREAMS
794
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,320
Stand back!
795
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,440
JOHN GROANS
796
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,320
Move! Move! Move!
797
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,600
Move! Move!
798
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,680
- John!
- John!
799
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,080
John! John!
800
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,480
Get up, John!
801
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,120
- John!
- John?!
802
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,480
Help!
803
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,120
John!
804
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,640
- John!
- John!

805
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,760
- John!
- John!
806
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,680
Hey, John.
807
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,720
- ELDERLY LADY:
- 'Which wasn't the way I'd put it at all. Silly woman.'
808
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:52,120
Anyway, it was then that I first noticed it was missing.
809
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,960
I said, "Have you checked down the back of the sofa?"
810
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,080
He's always losing things down the back of the sofa, aren't you, dear?
811
00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,200
Afraid so.
812
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,680
Oh, keys, small change, sweeties.
813
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,120
- Especially his glasses.
- Glasses.
814
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,520
Blooming things. I said, "Why don't you get a chain,
815
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:08,920
"wear them round your neck?"
816
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,800
- And he says, "What, like Larry Grayson!"
- Larry Grayson.
817
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,920
So did you find it eventually, your lottery ticket?
818
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,160
Well, yes, thank goodness.

819
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,320
We caught the coach on time after all.
820
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,320
We managed to see St Paul's, the Tower,
821
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,960
but they weren't letting anyone into Parliament.
822
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,520
Some big debate going on.
823
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,600
DOOR OPENS
824
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,200
- John?
- Sorry, you're busy.
- No, no, no, they were just leaving.
825
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,520
- No, oh, were we?
- Yes.
- No, no, if you've got a case...
826
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,360
- No, not a case. Yeah, go.
- We're here till Saturday, remember.
- Yes, wonderful. Just get out!
827
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,560
- Yes, well, give us a ring.
- Very nice, yes, good. Get out!
828
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,560
I can't tell you how glad we are, Sherlock.
829
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,640
All that time people thinking the worst.
830
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,560
We're just so pleased it's all over.
831
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,160
Ring up more often, won't you?

832
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,160
- Mm-hm.
- She worries.
833
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,560
Promise?
834
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:53,920
Promise.
835
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,080
Oh, for God...
836
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,480
HE SIGHS
837
00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:59,920
- Sorry about that.
- No, it's fine.
838
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,120
Clients?
839
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,000
Just my parents.
840
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,080
- Your parents?
- In town for a few days.
841
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,880
- Your parents?
- Mycroft promised to take them to a matinee of Les Mis.
842
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,640
Tried to talk me into doing it.
843
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,040
- Those were your parents?
- Yes.
844
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,440
Well...
845
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,800
..that is not what I...

846
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,640
What?
847
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,760
I mean, they're just so...
848
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,280
..ordinary.
849
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,800
It's a cross I have to bear.
850
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:37,760
Did they know too?
851
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,880
- Hmm?
- That you spent the last two years playing hide and seek?
852
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,840
- Maybe.
- Ah, so that's why they weren't at the funeral!
853
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,880
- Sorry, sorry again.
- Hmm.
854
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,720
Sorry.
855
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,200
So you've shaved it off then?
856
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,600
Yeah. Wasn't working for me.
857
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,680
- Yeah, I'm glad.
- You didn't like it?
858
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,520
No, I prefer my doctors clean-shaven.
859
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,840
That's not a sentence you hear every day.

860
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,760
How are you feeling?
861
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:15,280
Yeah, not bad. Bit smoked.
862
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,400
Right.
863
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,200
Last night, who did that?
864
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,440
And why did they target me?
865
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,680
I don't know.
866
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,600
Is it someone trying to get to you through me?
867
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,400
Is it something to do with this terrorist thing you talked about?
868
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,080
I don't know, I can't see the pattern. It's too nebulous.
869
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:38,680
Why would an agent give his life to tell us something incredibly insignificant?
That's what's strange.
870
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,280
- Give his life?
- According to Mycroft.
871
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,680
There's an underground network planning an attack on London, that's all we know.
872
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,080
HE SNIFFS
873
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,840
- These are my rats, John.
- Rats?

874
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,680
My markers, agents, lowlifes. People who might find themselves
875
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,400
arrested or their diplomatic immunity suddenly rescinded.
876
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,240
If one of them starts acting suspiciously, we know something's up.
877
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,840
Five of them are behaving perfectly normally, but the sixth...
878
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:01,960
I know him, don't I?
879
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,080
Lord Moran, Peer of the Realm. Minister for Overseas Development.
880
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,600
- Pillar of the Establishment.
- Yes.
881
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,720
He's been working for North Korea since 1996.
882
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,680
- What?
- He's the big rat, rat number one.
883
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,560
He's just done something very suspicious indeed.
884
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,800
Yeah, that's odd.
885
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,600
There's nowhere he could have got off?
886
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,800
Not according to the maps.
887
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,200
There's something, something, something I'm missing.
888
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,280

Something staring me in the face.

889
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,560
PHONE BEEPS
890
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:35,360
Any idea who they are, this underground network?
891
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,600
Intelligence must have a list of the most obvious ones.
892
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,240
Our rat's just come out of his den.
893
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,480
Al-Qaeda? The IRA have been getting restless again,
894
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,480
- maybe they're going to make an appearance...
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
895
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,040
I've been an idiot, a blind idiot!
896
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,360
- What?
- Oh, that's good. That could be brilliant!
897
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,680
- What are you on about?
- Mycroft's intelligence is not nebulous at all,
898
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,400
it's specific, incredibly specific.
899
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,720
What do you mean?
900
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,440
It's not an underground network, John, it's an Underground network!
901
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,280
Right.
902
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,920
- What?

- Sometimes a deception is so audacious, so outrageous

903
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:08,120
that you can't see it even when it's staring you in the face. Look,
904
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,240
- seven carriages leave Westminster.
- Mm.
905
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:14,200
And only six carriages arrive at St James's Park.
906
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:19,280
Ah, but that's, I mean, it's impossible.
907
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,440
Moran didn't disappear. The entire tube compartment did.
908
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,680
The driver must have diverted the train and then detached the last carriage.
909
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,520
Detached it where? You said there was nothing between those stations.
910
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,840
Not on the maps, but once you eliminate the other factors,
911
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:34,400
the remaining thing must be the truth. That carriage vanished, so it must be som
ewhere.
912
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,880
But why, though?
913
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,440
Why detach it in the first place?
914
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,400
It vanishes between St James's Park and Westminster.
915
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,120
Lord Moran vanishes.
916
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:46,160
You're kidnapped and nearly burnt to death at a fireworks party.

917
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,120
What's the date, John, today's date?
918
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,760
Hmm? November the...
919
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:52,920
Oh, God!
920
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,440
Lord Moran, he's a Peer of the Realm.
921
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,920
Normally he'd sit in the House.
922
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,800
Tonight, there's an all-night sitting to vote on the new anti-terrorism bill.
923
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,360
But he won't be there, not tonight.
924
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,360
Not the 5th November.
925
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,960
"Remember, remember..."
926
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,840
"Gunpowder, treason and plot!"
927
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,400
'There's nothing down there, Mr Holmes, I told you.
928
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,040
'No sidings, no ghost stations.'
929
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,520
There has to be, check again.
930
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:21,760
This whole area is a big mess of old and new stuff.
931
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,040
Charing Cross is made up of bits of older stations,

932
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,520
like Trafalgar Square, Strand.
933
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:27,720
No, it's none of those, we've accounted for those.
934
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,880
St Margaret Street, Bridge Street, Sumatra Road, Parliament Street...
935
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,920
'Hang on, hang on, Sumatra Road?
936
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,360
'You mentioned Sumatra Road, Mr Holmes? There is something,
937
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,920
'I knew it rang a bell! Yes.
938
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,480
'There was a station down there.'
939
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,080
Well, why isn't it on the maps?
940
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,760
- 'Because it was closed before it ever opened.'
- What?
941
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,240
'They built the platforms, even the staircases, but it all got tied up
942
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,400
'in legal disputes and so they never built the station on the surface.'
943
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:54,640
It's right underneath the Palace of Westminster.
944
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:57,360
So what's down there, a bomb?
945
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,880
Oh.
946
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,000
'With many commentators saying

947
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,720
'the vote on the Terrorism Bill will be too close to call,
948
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,720
'MPs are now making their way into the Chamber for what
949
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:12,480
'the Government is calling "the most important vote of this Parliament."
950
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,760
'Over now to our...'
951
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,800
'What freedoms exactly are we protecting
952
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,960
'if we start spying on our own people?
953
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,760
'This is a Orwellian measure on a scale unprecedented...'
954
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:41,760
There's a bomb, then? The tube carriage is carrying a bomb.
955
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,440
- Must be.
- Right.
956
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,040
- What are you doing?
- I'm calling the police.
- What? No!
957
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,840
Sherlock, this isn't a game, they need to evacuate Parliament.
958
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:54,160
They'll get in the way, they always do. This is cleaner, more efficient.
959
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,320
- And illegal?
- A bit.
960
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:13,640
What are you doing?

961
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,960
Coming.
962
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,480
- I don't understand.
- Well, that's a first.
963
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,400
There's nowhere else it could be.
964
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,360
SCREAMING
965
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:46,280
Oh!
966
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:48,920
What?!
967
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,560
- Hang on, Sherlock...?
- What?
- That's, isn't it live?
968
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,320
Perfectly safe as long as we avoid touching the rails.
969
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,120
Of course, yeah, avoid the rails. Great!
970
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,440
This way.
971
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,000
- Are you sure?
- Sure.
972
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,640
Ha!
973
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,000
Look at that.
974
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,080
- John...

- Hmm?
975
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,280
Demolition charges.
976
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,800
It's empty. There's nothing.
977
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:47,920
Isn't there?
978
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,600
This is the bomb.
979
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,880
What?
980
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:09,240
It's not carrying explosives, the whole compartment is the bomb.
981
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,880
HE GASPS
982
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,920
We need bomb disposal.
983
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,680
There may not be time for that now.
984
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:05,800
So what do we do?
985
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,000
I have no idea.
986
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,440
- Well, think of something.
- Why do you think I know what to do?
987
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,920
Cos you're Sherlock Holmes, you're as clever as it gets.
988
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:18,040
It doesn't mean I know how to diffuse a giant bomb!
989

01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:21,080

- What about you?!
- I wasn't in bomb disposal, I'm a bloody doctor!
990
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:23,160
And a soldier, as you keep reminding us all!
991
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:26,280
Can't... Can't we rip the timer off, or something?
992
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:29,240
- That would set it off.
- You see, you know things!
993
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,560
BEEPING
994
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,160
Oh!
995
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,880
- Er...
- My God!
996
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,400
Er...
997
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:55,240
JOHN GASPS
998
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:56,880
Why didn't you call the police?!
999
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,080
- Can you just...?
- Why do you never call the police?!
1000
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,280
Well, it's no use now.
1001
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,760
So you can't switch the bomb off?!
1002
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:06,520
You can't switch the bomb off and you didn't call the police!
1003

01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:11,600

Go, John. Go now!
1004
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,480
There's no point now, is there, because there's not enough time
1005
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:17,040
to get away and if we don't do this, other people will die!
1006
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,560
SHERLOCK SIGHS
1007
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,720
Mind palace!
1008
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,480
- Hmm?
- Use your mind palace!
1009
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:25,800
How will that help?
1010
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,720
You've salted away every fact under the sun!
1011
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:31,440
- And you think I've just got "how to defuse a bomb" tucked away in there somewh
ere?!
- Yes!
1012
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,600
Maybe.
1013
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:37,400
Think!
1014
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:38,960
Think, please think.
1015
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,400
Think!
1016
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:49,480
I can't!
1017
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:55,960

Oh, my God!
1018
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:01,200
This is it.
1019
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:03,560
Um, er...
1020
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:04,760
SHERLOCK BREATHES HEAVILY
1021
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,600
Oh, my God!
1022
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,680
Turn that off. Oh, God!
1023
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,080
Er, um, er...
1024
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,960
I'm sorry.
1025
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:22,280
What?
1026
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:27,240
I can't, I can't do it, John.
1027
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:28,400
I don't know how.
1028
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,080
Forgive me.
1029
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,360
What?!
1030
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,080
Please, John, forgive me,
1031
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:38,360
for all the hurt that I caused you.
1032
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:41,280

- No, no, no, no, no, no, this is a trick.

- No.
1033
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:42,840
Another one of your bloody tricks.
1034
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,280
- No.
- You're just trying to make me say something nice.
1035
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,640
Not this time.
1036
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:50,920
It's just to make you look good even though you've behaved like...
1037
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,640
I wanted you not to be dead.
1038
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:08,640
Yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.
1039
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,440
If I hadn't come back, you wouldn't be standing there and...
1040
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:19,120
..you'd still have a future, with Mary.
1041
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,000
Yeah, I know.
1042
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:34,400
Look, I find it difficult. I find it difficult, this sort of stuff.
1043
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,760
I know.
1044
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:43,120
You were the best and the wisest man that I have ever known.
1045
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,080
Yes, of course I forgive you.
1046
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:07,400
The criminal network Moriarty headed was vast.

1047
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,600
Its roots were everywhere, like a cancer, so we came up with a plan.
1048
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:13,760
Mycroft fed Moriarty information about me.
1049
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:17,440
Moriarty, in turn, gave us hints,
1050
01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:20,000
just hints as to the extent of his web.
1051
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,920
We let him go, because it was important to let him believe
1052
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,480
he had the upper hand.
1053
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:28,320
And then, I sat back and watched Moriarty
1054
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,920
destroy my reputation, bit by bit.
1055
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:34,000
I had to make him believe he'd beaten me,
1056
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,720
utterly defeated me, and then he'd show his hand.
1057
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:40,600
There were 13 likely scenarios once we were up on that roof.
1058
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:44,280
Each of them were rigorously worked out and given a code name.
1059
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:47,040
It wasn't just my reputation that Moriarty needed to bury.
1060
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:48,600
I had to die.
1061
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:50,200
Sherlock!

1062
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,760
You can have me arrested, you can torture me,
1063
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,880
you can do anything you like with me,
1064
01:12:56,880 --> 01:13:00,520
but nothing's going to prevent them from pulling the trigger.
1065
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:04,520
Your only three friends in the world will die, unless...
1066
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:07,400
Unless I kill myself and complete your story.
1067
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:11,320
You've got to admit that's sexier.
1068
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,960
'But the one thing I didn't anticipate was just how far
1069
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,800
'Moriarty was prepared to go. I suppose that was obvious,
1070
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,240
'given our first meeting at the swimming pool.
1071
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:20,440
'His death wish.'
1072
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:21,520
Argh!
1073
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:22,600
GUNSHOT
1074
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,680
'I knew I didn't have long.
1075
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,560
'I contacted my brother, set the wheels in motion.
1076
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,680
'And then everyone got to work.'

1077
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,400
'It's a trick.'
1078
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:25,240
'It's just a magic trick.'
1079
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:28,440
'All right, stop it now.'
1080
01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,360
'Now, stay exactly where you are.'
1081
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,320
'Don't move!'
1082
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:36,880
All right.
1083
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:42,200
Keep your eyes fixed on me.
1084
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,000
Please, will you do this for me?
1085
01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:52,840
'It was vital that John stayed just where I'd put him
1086
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:56,680
'and that way his view was blocked by the ambulance station.'
1087
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:58,240
Sherlock!
1088
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,160
'I needed to hit the air-bag,
1089
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:13,040
'which I did.
1090
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,720
'Speed was paramount.
1091
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,840
'The air-bag needed to be got out of the way

1092
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:19,400
'just as John cleared the station.
1093
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,840
'But we needed him to see a body.
1094
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,400
'That's where Molly came in.
1095
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:28,360
'Like figures on a weather clock, we went one way, John went the other.
1096
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:32,560
'Then, our well-timed cyclist...'
1097
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,720
'..put John briefly out of action,
1098
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:40,440
'giving me time to switch places with the corpse on the pavement.
1099
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:53,560
'The rest was just window dressing.'
1100
01:15:56,640 --> 01:16:01,600
'And one final touch, a squash ball under the armpit.
1101
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,080
'Apply enough pressure and it momentarily cuts off the pulse.'
1102
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,040
Let me come through, please!
1103
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:16,600
- It's all right...
- No, he's my friend.
1104
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:18,840
- It's all right.
- No, he's my friend.
1105
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:21,440
- It's all right, it's all right...
- He's my friend, please.
1106

01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:34,440

Everything was anticipated, every eventuality allowed for.
1107
01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:37,080
It worked perfectly.
1108
01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:41,080
Molly. Molly Hooper? She was in on it?
1109
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:43,920
Yes. You remember the little girl who was abducted by Moriarty?
1110
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:44,960
SHE SCREAMS
1111
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:46,200
Get out!
1112
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:49,080
'You assumed she reacted like that because I was her kidnapper.'
1113
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:51,560
But I deduced Moriarty must have found someone who looked
1114
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:55,240
very like me to plant suspicion, and that that man, whoever he was,
1115
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:58,200
had to be got out of the way as soon as his usefulness ended.
1116
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,480
That meant there was a corpse in the morgue somewhere
1117
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:02,640
that looked just like me.
1118
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:03,920
Clever.
1119
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,800
Molly found the body, faked the records
1120
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:07,240
and I provided the other coat.
1121

01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:08,800

I've got lots of coats.
1122
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,600
What about the sniper aiming at John?
1123
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:13,160
Mycroft's men intervened before he could take the shot.
1124
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,680
He was invited to reconsider.
1125
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:16,600
TELEPHONE RINGS
1126
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:17,720
Is it done?
1127
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:21,560
Good.
1128
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:24,960
And your homeless network?
1129
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:27,360
As I explained, the whole street was closed off.
1130
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:29,360
Like a scene from a play.
1131
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,080
Neat, don't you think?
1132
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:34,760
Hmm...
1133
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:36,360
What?
1134
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:37,960
Not the way I'd have done it.
1135
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:39,320
Oh, really?
1136

01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:42,480

- No, I'm not saying it's not clever, but...
- What?
1137
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:48,440
Bit...disappointed.
1138
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:52,320
Oh. Everyone's a critic. Anyway, that's not why I came.
1139
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:56,040
- No?
- No, I think you know why I'm here, Phillip.
1140
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,920
"How I Did It, by Jack the Ripper?"
1141
01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,120
Didn't you think it was intriguing?
1142
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,560
Lurid. A case so sensational you hoped I'd be interested.
1143
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:10,280
But you overdid it, Phillip. You and your little fan-club.
1144
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:13,320
I just couldn't live with myself, knowing that I'd driven you to...
1145
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:18,520
But you didn't. You were always right, I wasn't dead.
1146
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:22,520
No. No, and everything's OK now, isn't it?
1147
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,120
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1148
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:28,400
Though of course you've wasted police time.
1149
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:31,280
Perverted the course of justice.
1150
01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,160

Risked distracting me from a massive terrorist assault that could have

1151
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:37,040
both destroyed Parliament and caused the death of hundreds of people.
1152
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:40,000
Oh, God! Oh, God, I'm sorry, Sherlock!
1153
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,800
- I'm so sorry.
- HE CRIES
1154
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,760
Hang on.
1155
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:51,800
That doesn't make sense.
1156
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:55,320
How could you be sure John would stand on that exact spot?
1157
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:56,680
I mean, what if he'd moved?
1158
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:59,480
And...how did you do it all so quickly?
1159
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:00,840
What if the bike hadn't hit him?
1160
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:04,040
And anyway, why are you telling me all this?
1161
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,240
HE CHUCKLES
1162
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:09,160
If you'd pulled that off, I'm the last person you'd tell the truth to!
1163
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:17,360
Sherlock Holmes!
1164
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,680
SHERLOCK GIGGLES
1165

01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,800

- You...
- Oh, your face!
1166
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,160
- ..utter...
- Your face!
1167
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:10,280
You!
1168
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:12,440
- Totally had you!
- You cock!
1169
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:15,920
- I knew it! I knew it! You...
- Oh, those things you said, such sweet things.
1170
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:19,400
- I never knew you cared.
- I will, I'll kill you if you ever breathe a word of this...
1171
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:22,040
- Scout's honour.
- ..to anyone! You knew!
1172
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,720
You knew how to turn it off!
1173
01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:25,120
There's an off switch.
1174
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,160
There's always an off switch.
1175
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:29,440
Terrorists can get into all sorts of problems
1176
01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:31,000
unless there's an off switch.
1177
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,680
- So why did you let me go through all that?!
- I didn't lie altogether.
1178
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:38,200

I've absolutely no idea how to turn any of these silly little lights off.
1179
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,000
SHERLOCK GIGGLES
1180
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,560
NOISE FROM WALKIE TALKIES
1181
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:45,400
- And you did call the police?
- Of course I called the police.
1182
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,280
I'm definitely going to kill you!
1183
01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:51,120
Oh, please. Killing me, that's so two years ago.
1184
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,560
SHERLOCK LAUGHS
1185
01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:23,320
GUN COCKS
1186
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:30,000
MUSIC: "Do You Hear The People Sing" from Les Miserables
1187
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,520
- MYCROFT:
- 'Sherlock, please, I beg of you.
1188
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:35,160
'You can take over at the interval.'
1189
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:38,520
Oh, I'm sorry, brother dear, but you made a promise.
1190
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:40,120
Nothing I can do to help.
1191
01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:43,120
'But you don't understand the pain of it, the horror.'
1192
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:46,080
Come on, you'll have to go down, they want the story.

1193
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,240
In a minute.
1194
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,400
I'm really pleased, Mary. Have you set a date?
1195
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:56,760
- Well, we thought May.
- Ah, a spring wedding.
- Yeah.
1196
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:58,800
- Well, once we've actually got engaged.
- Yeah.
1197
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:02,200
- We were interrupted last time.
- Yeah.
- Well, I can't wait.
1198
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:04,320
You will be there, Sherlock?
1199
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,320
Weddings, not really my thing.
1200
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,400
- Hello, everyone.
- Hello, Molly.
1201
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:11,560
- This is Tom. Tom, this is everyone.
- Hi.
1202
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,920
- Hi.
- It's really nice to meet you all. Hi.
1203
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:16,920
Wow! Yeah, hi, I'm John, good to meet you.
1204
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,080
- Ready?
- Ready.
1205
01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:24,440
Champagne?

1206
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,120
Yes.
1207
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:35,360
Thanks.
1208
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,640
Thank you.
1209
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:41,400
- Sit down, love.
- Oh, thanks.
1210
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:42,560
So um...
1211
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:45,760
Is it serious, you two?
1212
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:48,320
Yeah. I've moved on.
1213
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:52,120
Did you...?
1214
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:54,480
- I'm not saying a word.
- No, best not.
1215
01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:57,920
- But I'm still waiting.
- Hmm?
1216
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,120
Why did they try and kill me?
1217
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,840
If they knew you were onto them, why come after me?
1218
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,480
Put me in a bonfire?
1219
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:07,800
I don't know. I don't like not knowing.

1220
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:12,320
Unlike the nicely embellished fictions on your blog, John,
1221
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:14,400
real life is rarely so neat.
1222
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:17,920
I don't know who was behind all this, but I will find out,
1223
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:19,480
I promise you.
1224
01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:21,240
Don't pretend you're not enjoying this.
1225
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:24,960
- Hmm?
- Being back. Being a hero again.
1226
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:27,480
- Don't be stupid.
- You'd have to be an idiot not to see it.
1227
01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:29,800
- You love it.
- Love what?
1228
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:31,520
Being Sherlock Holmes.
1229
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,440
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
1230
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:40,000
Sherlock, you are going to tell me how you did it?
1231
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:43,880
How you jumped off that building and survived?
1232
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:47,400
You know my methods, John, I am known to be indestructible.
1233
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,880
No, but seriously.
1234

01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,600

When you were dead, I went to your grave.
1235
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,040
I should hope so.
1236
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,360
I made a little speech.
1237
01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:58,520
I actually spoke to you.
1238
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:01,320
I know. I was there.
1239
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:05,280
I asked you for one more miracle.
1240
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,400
I asked you to stop being dead.
1241
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:12,200
I heard you.
1242
01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:18,800
Anyway, time to go and be Sherlock Holmes.
1243
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,480
CAMERAS SNAP
1244
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:10,000
SHERLOCK'S VOICE: 'John!'
1245
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:16,160
- MARY'S VOICE:
- 'John!'
1246
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:21,080
'John!
1247
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:28,640
'John!
1248
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:32,440
'John!'