> >~f UnNy PICKUP LINES ~

> >1. Hey baby, why don' t you sit on y !a", and we' !! ta!#
> >about the fi$st thin% that P&PS u"'' '
> >
> >(. )oti on fo$ %i$! to *oe he$e with one fin%e$+, ,If I *an
> >a#e you *oe with this fin%e$, ia%i ne what I *ou!d do with a!!
> >f i -e' ,
> >
> >.. Ni*e shoes, wanna fu*#/
> >
> >0. If I to!d you that you had a ni*e body, wou!d you ho!d it
> >a%ai nst e/
> >
> >1. 2u*# e if I' w$on%....but ha-en' t we et befo$e/
> >
> >3. 4o you s!ee" on you$ stoa*h/ Can I/
> >
> >5. I wanna use you$ thi%hs as ea$uffs.
> >
> >6. 7$e those $ea!/
> >
> >8. I ay not be 2$ed 2!intstone but I su$e *an a#e you$ bed
> >$o*#.
> >
> >19. )offe$ %uy:%i $! a s*$ew+ wanna s*$ew/
> >
> >11. ;a #now, that shi$t is -e$y be*oi n% on you......of
> >*ou$se, if I was on you, I'd be *ui n% too.
> >
> >1(. <he wo$d of the day is LE=S, so !et's %o to y house and
> >s"$ead the wo$d.
> >
> >1.. <he on!y "!a*e I want to %o is south of the bo$de$.
> >
> >10. Hey you want to #now what I hea$d about you/ 2u*# e and
> >I' ! ! te!! you.
> >
> >11. >hy don' t you *oe o-e$ and we *an do ath in the bed?
> >add the bed, subt$a*t the *!othes, di-ide the !e%s, and I'!!
> u! ti "! y.
> >
> >13. >hat' s a ni*e %i$! !i#e you doin% on a fa*e !i#e this/
> >
> >15. Ni*e d$ess, *an I ta!# you out of it/
> >
> >16. @, you b$in% new eani n% to the wo$d ,edi b! e,
> >
> >18. So, do you want to see soethi n% $ea!!y swe!!/
> >
> >(9. EA*use e but is you$ !ast nae ,=i!!ette,......*ause you
> >a$e the best a an *an %et'
> >
> >(1. Hey baby.....*an you su*# a %o!f ba!! th$ou%h 19 feet of
> >%a$den hose/
> >
> >((. @y shi$t' s *haffi n% e.....
> >
> >(.. EA*use e iss, do you %i-e head to st$an%e$s/ )No+ >e!!,
> >t hen, a!!ow e to int$odu*e yse!f.
> >
> >(0. <hey *a!! e @i!#, be*ause I do you$ body %ood.
> >
> >(1. I iss y teddy bea$. >ou!d you s!ee" with e/
> >
> >(3. Hey baby, wanna w$est!e.
> >
> >(5. Hi, do you want to ha-e *hi!d$en/ )assui n% the answe$ is
> >no+ &# then, *an we Bust "$a*ti*e/
> >
> >(6. ;ou ust be the !i" do*to$ be*ause I'-e %ot a stiffy.
> >
> >(8. I #now i!# does a body %ood, but 47@N, how u*h ha-e you
> >been d$in#i n%/
> >
> >.9. <hey say the best thin%s in !ife a$e f$ee.... they
d)
> >but I do a**e"t 7e$i*an EA"$ess+
> >
> >.1. <his Ca!enti nes 4ay, I $ea!! y want you to #now how I fee!.
> >....So you bette$ use both hands.
> >
> >.(. ;ou *an fee! the a%i* between us......No, !owe$'
> >
> >... ;ou'$e on y ind this Ca!enti ne' s 4ay.....I'd "$efe$ you
> >on y bed.
> >
> >.0. <his Ca!enti ne' s 4ay I want you to #now that I' headD o-e$D
> >hee!s fo$ you....and I #now soe othe$ "ositions too.
> >
> >.1. I'd wa!# a i!!ion i!es fo$ one of you$ si!es, and e-en
> >f a$t he$ fo$ that thin% you do with you$ ton%ue.
> >
> >.3. ;ou ha-e (19 bones in you$ body, want anothe$/
> >
> >.5. If you we$e the !ast woan and I was the !ast an on
> >ea$th, I bet we *ou!d do it in "ub!i*.
> >
> >.6. Hey baby, *an i ti*#!e you$ be!!y f$o the inside/
> >
> >.8. >anna "!ay a$y/ I'!! !ay down and you *an b!ow the he!!
> >out t a e.
> >
> >09. =i$!,
if you we$e a "o$*h I'd ta#e out a!! the nai!s and
> >s*$ew ya.
> >
> >01. ;o baby, I bust o$e nuts than a sEui$$e!.
> >
> >0(. Faby I ha$de$ than the t$ee that #i!!ed Sonny Fono
> >
> >0.. ;ou$ eyes a$e the sae *o!o$ as y !eisu$e suit'' '
> >
> > GGGGSend out 3 *o"ies of this withi n the neAt 83 hou$s o$ you
> >wi ! ! ha-e bad seA fo$ the $est of you$ !ife.GGGG
> >;ou *an add o$e if u want
> >