That's It!! I've Had It W/women Peeing All Over The Seat!! I Went Off On My Co-Worker! Yikes!!

2boysandwill
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:17:11 AM
I'm just gonna cut to the chase here...I went into a stall immediately after another
female employee. Don't know who she is...but when I went in, there it was...in all it's
glory...pee...EVERYWHERE!

So, I lost it. I can't tell you how many times I clean up after people (w/wads of lining)
then having to reline everything again for msyelf...just gross!!

So flung the door open (don't know what got into me) and yelled after her, "Excuse me?
You need to come back and clean this up." She froze in her steps. Didn't turn. Just froze.
And of course, i thought, guilty.

She turns around slowly. starts making her way towards me and I say, "you know? this
isn't right. I get not wanting to sit...but this is just NASTY and gross. I shouldn't have to
clean up after you."

And she starts to say, "Well, I don't see why I-----" and I interrupt saying, "aaaahhh puh-
puh-puh-puh, doesn't matter to me." I start walking away, doing jazz hands in the air
like a maniac and continue to say, "I don't care...just clean it up or go pee outside next
time." and I left.

She went into the stall and I returned to my office.

I don't know what got into me...the girl coulda' socked me...I don't care. I'm tired of
seeing pee on the seat. The end.

gamerbabe
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:20:13 AM
I think it's rather funny that the women who hover because the seat is nasty are usually
the ones spraying pee everywhere making it nasty in the first place. If they sat like
normal people, it wouldn't be an issue and the pee would go in to the toilet where it
belongs. And don't even get me started on the foot flushers. Unless the flushing
mechanism is on the floor, you're supposed to use your hand. How hard is it to use a bit
of tp to cover your fingers while you flush with the HANDle? I mean really now.

OKtrae
AncestralPea

Posted: 7/21/2010 11:24:12 AM
I would give you a standing ovation!

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There has been an influx of people moved onto this floor in my office and there's
somebody making a huge mess of the ladies room every single day! I just haven't caught
the culprit yet.

But, boy when I do! It's not just on the seat, but often on the floor as well. YUCKY! Most
of us that have been here a while are fed up and we're not cleaning up for them
anymore! Sometimes by noon we have to call housekeeping though b/c the offender
won't use the same stall she's already dirtied up again.

MizIndependent
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:25:18 AM
time." and I left.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! My new hero!

batya
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:26:27 AM
So flung the door open (don't know what got into me) and yelled after her, "Excuse me?
You need to come back and clean this up." She froze in her steps. Didn't turn. Just froze.
And of course, i thought, guilty.

She turns around slowly. starts making her way towards me and I say, "you know? this
isn't right. I get not wanting to sit...but this is just NASTY and gross. I shouldn't have to
clean up after you."

time." and I left.

OMG. I think I you. This is awesome. In a crazy-ass kind of way.

I never understood that hovering to pee, thing either.

Dazeepetals
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:26:50 AM
Geez, I hope noone else was in the restroom and you embarresed her!

pamdemonium
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:27:11 AM
LOL you are my new hero!

I have no problem with the hover, but put the dang seat up if you want to do that! And
put it down when you are done!

Sister BDSQ
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:27:29 AM
Love the jazz hands!

pj_sprocket
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:27:36 AM
That is AWESOME!!!

WTF is wrong with people. We have women in our office who leave pee, crap and even
blood hanging out on the seat, the floor, the wall, WTF!

You are not an animal, why are you wiping your shit on the walls!!!

MizIndependent
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:30:43 AM
I hope she was shamed all the way down to her shoe laces!

People that think it's alright to spray-n-go are just disgusting and need to have it
brought to their attention that hey man, that is NOT cool! because clearly they didn't
listen to their mama!

PeanutBirdy
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:33:26 AM
It was definitely pee? And not a super strong flush that forces the water out of the toilet
and onto the seat?

I've seen that happen after I flush and I would hate for someone to bust me for
something I didn't do.
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batya
at a time.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:35:19 AM

I understand your point but don't agree here. I you are going to pee from above, have
the consideration to check and wipe it up after you finish and before you flush with your
foot and then leave without washing your hands.

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:36:10 AM
I honestly don't care if I embarrassed her. There are 2 private bathrooms in our
hallway...and lot's of people walk by, so it's tough to know who did what.

I even embarrassed myself a little w/my jazz hands and saying loudly, "aaaaahhhhh puh
puh puh puh; I don't care" but you know what? I hope she doesn't come back.

ScrapbookFran
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:36:21 AM
At one office I worked, a particular employee had the nickname "The Sprinkler" for this
very reason.

I will say, in their defense, there are some toilets that flush so hard, they spray water on
top of the seat. Affectionately known as the ROCKET FLUSH like they have in mall
bathrooms - lmao. Are you sure it's not that? Or is she definitely hovering?

Either way, ewwwww.

batya
at a time.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:38:17 AM
Look. If it was a rocket flusher all she had to say was, I didn't do that. The flusher
sprayed. Easy, right?

Only on 2peas do you have someone accused of something and then every possibility
under the sun comes out to absolve the person of the act.

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:39:09 AM
ooooh no birdy...it was pee...this was bad...made me wonder if her nozzle wasn't on
straight 'cuz this gal SPRAAAYYYYED!!

Had it been a tinkle...I probably would've just cleaned it up, called her pig underneath
my breath, and called it a day. But she was gross.

pookiethebear
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:39:51 AM
It was definitely pee? And not a super strong flush that forces the water out of the toilet
and onto the seat?

I've seen that happen after I flush and I would hate for someone to bust me for
something I didn't do.

That.

We have super flushers here at work and it will spray water up out of the bowl onto the
seat.

batya
at a time.

PeaNut 59,094
Posted: 7/21/2010 11:40:38 AM
I can see this going for 4 pages and 2boys being ripped a new one. Oh well. I read it and
laughed. I guess I'm as bad as she is. B/c she said what some of would only want to.
December 2002
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batya
at a time.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:42:03 AM
OK. I'll say it again. Super rocket turbo flusher people--all the woman had to say, instead
of her walk of shame and protest is "it wasn't that. It was the flusher that splashed."

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:43:09 AM
I think that was awful. I understand getting frustrated but I just couldn't talk to someone
else like that. And to do it so loudly and publicly. I couldn't do that and if I was witness
to it, I would think the person doing it was a raving beyotch.

You're right. It WAS very unprofessional of me. This isn't like me at all. But I also think of
our other employees who's JOB is to clean up after her. Not cool IMO. She knows what
she did. Take responsibility for it and clean up after yourself. She CERTAINLY doesn't pee
this way at home...why at work?

my2kidzmom22
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:43:25 AM
that is just plain DISGUSTING. i don't blame you!

BUT

I'm not agreeing with your delivery.

though i did have a good laugh

Posted: 7/21/2010 11:44:13 AM
OKtrae
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In the case in my office the water from the toilet is CLEAR and the sprinkles on the seat
are YELLOW. It's urine.

And on days when it even hits the floor, you can usually smell it too.

rldelo
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:46:29 AM
If this was a sitcom, the next time you see this woman will be in a meeting where she
will be introduced as your new boss.

sweetandsour
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:47:21 AM
Gosh, I guess I'll be the lone dissenter here. I think that was awful. I understand getting
frustrated but I just couldn't talk to someone else like that. And to do it so loudly and
publicly. I couldn't do that and if I was witness to it, I would think the person doing it
was a raving beyotch.

And I can't imagine leaving pee all over the seat for the next person. I would think the
person leaving pee on the seat was a raving beyotch, among other things.

I have one of those super rocket toilets at home. Guess what it shoots UP when you're
flushing it? Yes! The contents of the toilet. And it happens instantly enough for me to be
able to wipe it up.

Posted: 7/21/2010 11:48:55 AM
2boysandwill

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Sorry, but when you use the same set of bathroom stalls on a daily basis, you KNOW
which toilets are the super flushers and which ones need an extra push of the handle to
get the ball rollin'.

You know which stalls have wider cracks on the doors, you know which locks don't
work. Yup, you get to know the loo THAT well.

And all I'm saying is. Use common decency. Have manners and clean up after yourself.

TravelAgent
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:49:04 AM
2boysandwill, can I be your bathroom buddy? I'll give these women who don't know to
pee properly on a public toilet the stink eye, and you can verbally call them out. Who
wants to make it a trio to kick their asses if the first two ideas don't succeed?

It's clear some folks need a come to Jesus meeting about this because I can't understand
in what universe you piss all over stuff and walk away.

Julie

lanabug
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:49:57 AM
How hard is it to use a bit of tp to cover your fingers while you flush with the HANDle?

I was raised to be a foot-flusher, I'll admit it. I don't know why it has never occurred to
me to use TP to flush. Kind of a slap-myself-on-the-forehead moment...duh!

I will no longer be a foot-flusher! Victory for the Peas!

Lana

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:50:02 AM
And she starts to say, "Well, I don't see why I-----"

That right there makes it sound that she knew what she did and was excpeting
housekeeping to clean it up. Ummm..news flash housekeeping does not come in after
each person to clean up.

I guess I'm not a gracefull person because I've never been very good at the squat and
pee thing. I use the toilet seat covers and also make sure there is nothing left behind in
the toilet for the next person to discover.
I used to be in another building and I hated having to go in there towards the end of the
day, it was always nasty. I made sure to do my business in the morning and hold it as my
time to leave for the day got closer.

Cara in TX
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:50:17 AM
Sorry, if they provide liners and you are still too good to sit on the seat and then leave a
big mess, you deserve to be called out. It's disgusting. And if it was a "super flusher"
toilet then everyone would know it does that.

"Other people use the toilets, princess, and for you to leave it gross for others is rude.
You wouldn't do that in your home, clean it up you slob."

marianne
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said so

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:50:34 AM
I say "good for you!!" If she was embarrassed, she should have been. She should
have been mortified at being caught leaving such a mess!

CeeScraps
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:50:36 AM
This makes using a bathroom in an Elementary school daily seem almost like heaven!

Really--I teach at an Elem. school, grades 1-3, and there are days when I am in the
Primary building (Pre K-K) and we don't have those issues. What does happen at times
in the Elem. bldg is the kids don't flush, but at least that hit the hole. Cripes it is big
enough.....

I applaud you! I too would be giving you a standing ovation!

Ginger

Peabay
Happy now?

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:53:43 AM
You are my new hero.

I almost did it to a teenage girl at a rest stop recently - peed all over the seat (and I can
tell the difference between bright yellow pee and power flushing).

But I didn't know if her father would beat me up in the parking lot so I let it go, lol.
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2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:54:05 AM
In the case in my office the water from the toilet is CLEAR and the sprinkles on the seat
are YELLOW. It's urine.

I work in a hospital, so yeah...all of us get to learn the the difference REAL QUICK!!

batya
at a time.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:57:35 AM
But I didn't know if her father would beat me up in the parking lot so I let it go, lol.

Wimp. (From the -- it takes one to know one file )

HippyPea
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:58:52 AM
puh-puh-puh, doesn't matter to me."

My absolute favorite part!!

We have people that use the paper liners here, and then LEAVE THEM ON THE SEAT. If I
ever get the opportunity to catch someone in that act, I will keep this thread in mind:
"HEY!! YOU!! You forgot something."
"Well, I don't see why I-----"
"AAAAaaaahhh puh-puh-puh-puh, doesn't matter to me!! I am into recycling but that is
a bit ridiculous!"
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BenMaxMom
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Posted: 7/21/2010 11:59:57 AM
Ok, (gulping nervously as she asks) what is wrong with foot flushing???

Just an innocent, non-snark question.

Deon

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:00:17 PM

For real? I think that's why I started walking away...don't know if it was fear, or
adrenaline that makes u want to MOVE...but when I got back into my office I looked like
this

Oh well, I'm sure she saw where I walked into she can come talk to me if she wants

MizIndependent
synonym?

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:02:46 PM

Just an innocent, non-snark question.
Innocent, non-snark answer: Whatever is on the floor winds up on the bottom of your
shoe, which winds up on the handle if you flush with your foot...and we all know what is
on the floor in a public restroom.

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2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:02:51 PM

Because one figures, that whatever germs were on the bottom of your feet, from
walking ON the bathroom floor, are now on the handle because you used ur foot.

mythreeboys
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:03:00 PM
Good for you!!

What I don't understand, is if they splash all over the seat (and floor sometimes?!) when
they pee, how does it not get all over their clothing too? EWW!!

Christine

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:05:18 PM
I think I lurve you

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:05:52 PM
how does it not get all over their clothing too? EWW!!

and the backside of their thighs...i swear, the process is messier than it's worth

MizIndependent
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:06:44 PM
What I don't understand, is if they splash all over the seat (and floor sometimes?!) when
they pee, how does it not get all over their clothing too? EWW!!
There's never a black light handy when ya need one.

BenMaxMom
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:08:39 PM
Ok, but I will still foot flush because I am going to continue to believe that everyone
washes their hands after using the potty, right????

Then no germs...

However, do not get me started on girls going into public restrooms with no shoes on.

Deon

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:09:05 PM
eeeewwwww miz.....can u IMAGINE!!!!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:09:07 PM
I you.

It needed to be said. You said it.

batya
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:09:17 PM

For real? I think that's why I started walking away...don't know if it was fear, or
adrenaline that makes u want to MOVE...but when I got back into my office I looked like
this

I do ok with confrontation, not that I look for it. Not ever! But I don't think it would have
occurred to me to say something to her! And like Peabay keeping it to herself, I
probably would have done a passive aggressive grunt and eyeroll instead of calling her
out. Although now that you paved the way, I may just go places and look for wet toilet
seats and ashamed women to harangue.

batya
at a time.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:12:20 PM
do not get me started on girls going into public restrooms with no shoes on

HUH????? WHA????????

gamerbabe
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:14:00 PM

Innocent, non-snark answer: Whatever is on the floor winds up on the bottom of your
shoe, which winds up on the handle if you flush with your foot...and we all know what is
on the floor in a public restroom.
Not to mention pressing too hard with your foot and breaking the handle. Some women
are unaware of their own strength ... and weight.

Ok, but I will still foot flush because I am going to continue to believe that everyone
washes their hands after using the potty, right????

Then no germs...
If you're going to wash your hands anyway, then why not just use the handle in the way
it was intended? Aside from that, are you really avoiding those pesky germs? No. You
flush with your foot and then touch the handle to open the door. I touch the handle to
flush and then touch the handle to open the door thus transferring germs to it that YOU
put on the handle by flushing with your foot. If we're both washing our hands
afterwards anyway, why risk damaging the bathroom by using the handle
inappropriately? And if all else fails and you can't possibly bear to let your skin touch
such a filthy thing, put a barrier of toilet paper between your hand and the handle and
then toss it in to the flushing toilet. Really people, it's not that hard. Gah.

I loathe using a bathroom where one too many women have flushed with their foot and
now the handle is broken or leaking water or sprays when you flush. It's disgusting and
so preventable!

OKtrae
AncestralPea

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:15:16 PM
Deon: i'll see your
However, do not get me started on girls going into public restrooms with no shoes on.

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and raise you a 3ish month old infant laid out on the stall floor of public restroom in
WM while it's mother used the toilet.

I didn't say a thing... mainly b/c i was just stunned stupid. Pretty sure I looked like this:

But the seat wetter around here won't be so lucky, I'm totally looking for her.

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:15:16 PM
You know batya, I don't know what it was...part of me was comfortable calling her out
BECAUSE she was an employee. I don't think I would've done this if it were a guest or an
elderly.

And I don't mind confontration either...should I be wrongfully accused I would've been
like, "no crazy...it's overflush..." whatever. But if I'm caught? I'm caught, and I need to
go n' clean up!

BenMaxMom
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:15:18 PM
Batya,

I am not kidding! I drive to TN alot from SC and there will be teenage girls going into the
rest area bathrooms with NO shoes on. I gag every time I see it.

And at the community pool too. Is it that hard to put your flip flops on?

Nasty!

ChiCubsFan
PeaAddict

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:15:56 PM
Would you PLEASE come to my office? We have one who does that ALL THE TIME! I
know who it is but have not had the brass ones to approach her about it. It is just
disgusting. If she can't wipe up her own mess why does she think anyone else wants to
do it? It makes me absolutely NUTS every time I see it. Whenever I see her go into the
restroom or just come out, I avoid going in for as long as I can because I know she has
left behind a disgusting seat.
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PeanutBirdy
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:16:37 PM
Only on 2peas do you have someone accused of something and then every possibility
under the sun comes out to absolve the person of the act.

Relax. Only one possibility was mentioned...the super strong flush toliet.

I'm not trying to absolve the "guilty" party - just offer a very valid reason for the wet
seat (the flush-back). OP followed up with additional deatils in a subsequent post.

While I couldn't have confronted someone about this, I cheer her for doing it! It is nasty.

MizIndependent
synonym?

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:17:13 PM
stunned stupid

BenMaxMom
StuckOnPeas

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:17:37 PM
You know...if foot flushing is my only vice then I am super ok with it. I do promise that I
put my shopping cart away every single time though, does that count?

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batya
at a time.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:17:40 PM
I don't want to hijack this thread too much b/c I am so enjoying the jazz hands and the
pee-er protest and the turbo rocket super flushers. But I have to say that I never heard
of foot flushing before I came here. So I flush with my hand, then open the door,
then wash. And then and only then do I push the door open with my butt or I take a
paper towel to turn the handle. B/c I like my germaphobia to be rational and well-
controlled.

Peabay
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:19:17 PM
<<<<I'm a foot flusher>>>>

batya
at a time.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:20:24 PM
Relax.

Thank you for giving me permission to do so. I appreciate it.
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The foot flushing doesn't bother me. I don't care what germs I end up washing off. I will
admit, after reading the thread here about it awhile back, I tried it once. It wasn't me. I
felt like a phony-foot-flushing-pea-wannabe.

*christine*
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beauty

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:21:18 PM
OP - Did she wash her hands?!?!?!

That is my pet peeve - the non handwashers.

And as germaphobic as I am, I don't worry about the foot flushers, I flush with my hand,
wash the hell out of my hands and then use a paper towel to open the bathroom door
(and every door on the way back to my office).

Yes, that's right, I flush with my hands but I don't touch door handles.

Lilyloams
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:23:42 PM
Dr. Oz had a show on recently about women who spray when they pee. They need to do
Keegles.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:24:19 PM
Relax.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Thank you for giving me permission to do so. I appreciate it

My pleasure. Everyone needs to be reminded of this now and then.

mtscrapcowgirl
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:24:42 PM
Hovering sprinkler spraying woman watch out, I've no problem calling you out either, if I
find yellow pee pooled on my seat.

I love the "jazz hands", I may need to borrow that if it's ever needed. I'll think of you the
whole time I'm doing it too!

batya
at a time.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:25:18 PM
Oh Peabay, I know you're a foot flusher!

Free~Bird
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:28:31 PM
Would you PLEASE come to my office? We have one who does that ALL THE TIME! I
know who it is but have not had the brass ones to approach her about it. It is just
disgusting. If she can't wipe up her own mess why does she think anyone else wants to
do it? It makes me absolutely NUTS every time I see it. Whenever I see her go into the
restroom or just come out, I avoid going in for as long as I can because I know she has
left behind a disgusting seat.

I would write her a note (if you're not the only other female there).

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"Dear sprayer,
I want to bring to your attention the condition of the bathroom. I understand that you
might possibly be a germaphobe and think you need to "squat" over the toilet to avoid
getting germs on your rear. However, in that process do you not notice that you're
spraying *urine* for other people to have to deal with later - including YOURSELF. Have
some common courtesy and clean up after yourself, or better yet, stop fooling yourself
and sit on the toilet.
Love always,
another germaphbe"

I would try avoid using terms like "filty pig" but that would be difficult for me.

M o l l y
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:28:55 PM
She was just marking her territory.

Good for you.

eebud
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:31:49 PM
I love this OP!! I don't care if you embarrassed her or not. Maybe
embarrassing her is what was needed for her to start cleaning up after herself. I highly
doubt this is the first time she has done this.

As for the super rocket flush, this is at the OP's place of employment. I suspect she uses
these toilets on a regular basis and knows if they have the rocket flush.

OKtrae
AncestralPea

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:33:48 PM
Maybe I'll just copy paste and print free-birds letter and got post it on the mirror...
though maybe inside the stall doors would be better since there is no guarantee that
the sprayer washes her hands.

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And now I have sat here with my legs crossed long enough... I'm off to the ladies,
hopefully if the seat has been sprayed, i'll also find the culprit.

danor98
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:34:40 PM

ahh haa I agree! This is the most awesome post!

Lexica

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:35:59 PM
2boyusandwill, I see you are in Northern California. I would like to formally invite you to
Southern California. I'm sure we could gather enough from the women in this office to
have you fly down and be the peepee police in our office. We have tried notes,
confrontation, and it still continues.

Our bathroom is out in the hallway and must be shared with the dental office and a
child's music school. I have never seen such PIGS as these dental office women. The
dental office is their headquarter office, not an individual set of dentists, and they have
ongoing training sessions for their people. We've seen the signs up and the women
range from staff workers, hygenists, to dentists. Even on the dentist days, the bathroom
is a disaster.

We did get the building to have the maintenance man clean during the day after lunch.
That helps a lot, but God forbid if you need to pee at 11:30 before he gets in there!

Bravo to you! I've said small things to people, but never an out and out confrontation
like that. Good for you!

danor98
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:36:34 PM

ahh haa I agree! This is the most awesome post!

batya
at a time.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:39:03 PM
She was just marking her territory.

Oh, Molly!

This post is giving me more enjoyment today than any post ever should. Thanx 2boys.

Lenos
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:41:51 PM
the ones spraying pee everywhere making it nasty in the first place. If they sat like
normal people, it wouldn't be an issue and the pee would go in to the toilet where it
belongs.

Right?????
And I thought I was the only person who saw this!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!

go tigers
I made it! Now what?

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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:46:10 PM
Good for you for calling her out on it. Spraying pee on the toilet is gross. Someone else
here said that they go in the restroom and there is pee on the toilet, floor, walls, and
door. I'm trying to get a mental picture of how a woman sprays pee on the wall and
door. Yuck. It isn't pretty.

~ Sweet Pea ~
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:46:59 PM
OMG! Something similar happened to me today as well!

So, there I am in the bathroom doing my business and a co-worker went POSTAL,
accusing me of urinating on the seat. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't my job to
clean up after others (it was there when I went in), but she cut me off and wouldn't
listen! In fact, she was so angry she was stuttering and then walked away mid sentence
flapping and waving her arms like a lunatic. This woman seriously needs some meds or a
very long vacation.

Just Kidding! Just wanted to see what a post would have looked like from the other
woman's point of view.

MetalDancer
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:53:28 PM
I work for social services - our department is on the ground floor and we have to share
bathrooms with the public. I can't begin to tell you the nasty stuff that has been
perpetrated in these bathrooms!

beachbum6264
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Posted: 7/21/2010 12:57:48 PM

OP - didn't it feel good to get it out, tho??? I did the same thing... at a Titan's football
game, in a crowded bathroom full of women waiting for that stall door to open! I was
NOT going in to clean up her nasty mess and had just enough adult beverage in me!

PeaJaneRun
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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:03:17 PM
I squat when there aren't any pee-free seats. This happens surprisingly often. It's crazy!

Chopped Liver *U*
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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:09:32 PM
As much as I hate messy pee-ers, I could never yell at someone like that.

Don't get me started on the foot flushing.

For god's sake people. Lay a couple pieces of toilet paper on the seat and use a piece to
flush with. It's not that difficult.

myshelly

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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:11:17 PM
The bathroom stalls in my office had this sign on the back of the doors:

If you sprinkle
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be a sweetie
and wipe the seatie.

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:15:08 PM
This woman seriously needs some meds or a very long vacation.

Hey, I'm up it

@Jackie...I know, it wasn't nice. I'm more apalled that she thought leaving the seat like
that was ok.

@beachbum...um, hell yeah it felt good. Scared she might come back and rub her wet
toilet liners against me as punishment, but yeah, it felt good.

I'd much rather be known as the bitch that likes a clean toilet seat vs. the one who DOES
it. I'm sure my fellow co-workers will appreciate the 1st more.

Free~Bird

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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:16:44 PM
For the record, this is my favorite thread in weeks.

Continue please.

batya
Posted: 7/21/2010 1:16:54 PM
Maybe she was also the lunch thief.
at a time.

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*Scrapper*
Al Gore for HOF

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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:20:38 PM
Is it wrong that I now picture 2boysandwill as Elaine from Seinfeld? The jazz hands thing
is just totally something she would do!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:22:33 PM
But I have to say that I never heard of foot flushing before I came here.

I had only heard about it once before I came here...from a co-worker who grow up in
New York...which has given me an irrational belief that this is a New England thing. And
the a few posts later Peabay reinforces it for me.

Posted: 7/21/2010 1:28:53 PM
<------------Marking my place so I can come back and read more later.

mekpea
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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:29:33 PM
Thank you for saying something. It is hard for me to understand how a person can turn
around, look for the handle, flush it with their foot and not notice the mess they have
left. I wish there was one stall allotted to the hoovering, foot flushing crowd. They could
live amoungst their own, with their own mess this way.

lovely lady
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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:32:44 PM
I totally agree. I can understand that some women don't want to sit on a public toliet
seat (at work), but neither do I want to sit on your pee. If you pee standing up or
squatting above the seat--have the decency to clean it up--it is your pee!!

HippyPea
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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:36:48 PM
I just wanted to chime in as another foot flusher:

IF the handle on the toilet is like the one on the tank I have at home, like the one that
most people have in their home, I usually don't think twice and flush normally (with my
hand).

When the handle is on an industrial/commercial (and public/heavily used) toilet, I use
my foot. The ones with the straight peg handles. It lacks that same tactile appeal as the
handles that are built with hands in mind.

Not to mention, I work with the same women who pee on seats and floors and leave
other unmentionable fluids on the seats and floors, and I am pretty sure they are all
foot flushers. Hell, some of them don't flush at all. Saving water??

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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:37:06 PM
Somtimes people need a can of whoop A opened on them to get the point.

I had to have a little discussion with a coworker who would leave poop and other waste
in the toilet. Our stupid toilet is a low flow and you have to flush at least 3 times just for
pee; for poop you might as well start paying rent because you're in there so long
flushing.

This is NO secret -- if you're too blind to notice it on your own, it is a topic of
conversation at almost every staff meeting as we try to force the building manager to
get a new toilet.

This one coworker was too good to flush repeatedly. We asked her nicely and she
basically gave us the middle finger. So one day in front of everyone including her male
boss, I said, "Hey, Sue. Would you care to go back in there and flush your poop or would
you prefer I deliver it to you on a silver platter?"

She never had a problem flushing after that.

scoobers
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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:41:47 PM

purplepackrat

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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:42:15 PM
She CERTAINLY doesn't pee this way at home...why at work?

I've always wondered that. I work in a law firm for goodness sake.
A new law firm came onto the floor our office is on. And a few days later, the cleaning
crew asked me what was going on because of the condition of the restrooms. (I work
late, so they've known me for years).

My male boss was the only male on the floor prior to that and I won't even go into what
the new attorney does in the mens' room. (I've heard it from the cleaning crew and my
boss). And the thing is he's one of those arrogant dandy dressing attorneys. Why is he
wiping boogers on the wall. Oops I did say I wouldn't go there, didn't I? Well, that's the
least of what he does.

Then the new ladies on the floor - they are gross. No pee on the seat to date, but you
have to wade through their dingleberries (are they still dingleberries if they aren't bodily
attached?) in and out of the restroom and they track toilet paper out into the common
hallway. One of the ladies, dries her hands on the paper towels, walks out of the
bathroom with it, and drops it on the floor outside of the bathroom!!! WTH! We all have
clients and such that use the hallway besides ourselves, what is she thinking?

jerzeygirl
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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:44:02 PM
Hoverers drive me bananas. Sit ON the seat!! Feel the pieces of the seat that come into
contact with your skin. NO Girlie Bits are sitting ON the actual seat!! Just. Sit. DOWN!

Ugh!
time."

Best. Part. Ever!

PeaJaneRun
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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:51:35 PM
Hey! I just had a thought. What if, when she started out with, "I don't see why I..." she
was actually going to say "... should have to clean up someone else's pee. It was gross
when I got here."

Although I'm one who's in your corner and love that you went crazy.

ksuheather
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Posted: 7/21/2010 1:53:33 PM
marking my place

TheSeabee&Me
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:03:12 PM
Good for you! Sometimes a crazy outburst is what it takes to achieve the needed
change. Sometimes is just a heck of a lot of fun to yell at the morons making our days
longer. Either way, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for the whole
scene. Has word made its way around your building yet about the psycho jazz handed
bathroom monitor??

batya
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:03:27 PM
But I have to say that I never heard of foot flushing before I came here.

I had only heard about it once before I came here...from a co-worker who grow up in
New York...which has given me an irrational belief that this is a New England thing. And
the a few posts later Peabay reinforces it for me.

I was born and raised in NY and went to college in New England. Never heard of it until I
came here.
marking my place

OK. But wipe it down afterward. Otherwise the OP WILL call you out.

Mom2dancer

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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:06:37 PM
I start walking away, doing jazz hands in the air like a maniac

Oh, this is the perfect scenario for the maniacal jazz hands! So glad you got to use them!

Good for you for saying something!! We were at a water park last week, and because it
was a million degrees out and we were slugging back the water all day, I had many
occassions to visit the restrooms with my sister, niece and my dd's. Good God, there
was a lot of seat spraying!

I gagged inwardly while wiping the seats so my little niece could sit down, and tried to
trick my brain into thinking that it was just water dripping off of someone's hair. I mean,
it *was* a waterpark, so it's possible, right? But, really, I suspect there were just a lot of
hoverers, and I wiped up more stranger pee that day than I care to remember.

TreeLover
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:09:27 PM
I only WISH I had the guts to do that. I am always afraid that I am going to accuse
someone who was in the stall next to the tinkle seat.

I don't get the hover-pee people. Just sit your pristine ass down!

austyn
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:12:00 PM
OMG! I came *THIS* close to doing the same thing today! I swear - we have those paper
seat covers...if you are weirded out by sitting on public toilets, use 12 of them, I really
don't care...or when you're done peeing all over the toilet, clean it up!

*ugh* it's so gross! I *always* look after I flush to make sure there's no pee - some of
our toilets have the mega flush that spit water everywhere and I even wipe that up if it
was from me flushing because I don't want to be walking out of the stall and have
someone go in right behind me and think *I* peed on the toilet seat!

On that same bathroom ettiquite wavelength...JESUS if you're gonna drop a deuce like
THAT at work, COURTESY FLUSH for the love of all that is holy. I walked in to the
restroom one day last week and thought I was going to vomit. I turned right around and
walked out (and she was still in there) I went to another FLOOR to pee. OMG it was
horrid

HasToPeaAgain
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:13:30 PM
Thank you!! This discussion gave me a great laugh -- and one more to add to my list of
reasons why I'm grateful to work from home.

creativechicky
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:31:42 PM
I agree with you!! How easy is it for you to lift the seat? It prevents splatter and the
need to clean up. We should start a campaign against the squatters!!!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:32:49 PM
Some people need to be called out and embarrassed.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:37:22 PM
you KNOW which toilets are the super flushers and which ones need an extra push of
the handle to get the ball rollin'.

You know which stalls have wider cracks on the doors, you know which locks don't
work. Yup, you get to know the loo THAT well.

LOL I am LMAO over this (and the whole thread)! I know that I am aware of these things,
but never really thought about it as a work-day thing that everyone else notices as well.

Really....this is sooo funny.

And OP I agree with you completely.

Can't stand seeing the bloody you-know-what when I walk in the stall.

Check the flush, people! Check the flush!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:37:45 PM
I couldn't hover if I wanted to. I guess I don't have the lower-body strength for it. I don't
know what I'd do in a "squatty potty" in China.

bythesea
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:39:06 PM
OP - I think I you! Good for you for calling her out. I don't get how people can do
that and then just walk away. It's gross. Take a minute extra and clean up after yourself
so someone else doesn't have to.

We have one toilet in our office, and it's used by us and patients. It also happens to be
right by my desk, so I know more about people's toileting habits than I'd ever really like,
including which ones wash their hands and which ones don't. I'm amazed at how many
people don't wash, especially since they HAVE to know I can hear the faucet running or
not?

Hap-Pea To Be Here
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:40:35 PM
YOU ROCK!!!! I'm sending you a high five through the internet!!!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:42:58 PM
including which ones wash their hands and which ones don't. I'm amazed at how many
people don't wash, especially since they HAVE to know I can hear the faucet running or
not?

No kidding! At least "pretend" to wash by flipping on the sink water. I'm amazed in
public bathrooms where people will come out of a stall and walk past a bunch of people
and not wash. You HAVE to know people are grossed out!

Even if I go into a stall only to "rearrange" clothing, like tuck something in, or retrieve TP
to use as kleenex (and don't even use the toilet), I STILL wash just so the other people in
the bathroom aren't like thinking I'm a non-washer! LOL

Posted: 7/21/2010 2:43:34 PM
I am a reformed ex-squatter *hangs head in shame* BUT I am also a proud foot-flusher
and I will not stop it
Just like another pea said, if it is a jiggly handle I'll use TP and flush with my hand. But
the ones that are industrial with the thingy sticking out the side must be flushed with a
foot. I can never get the dang thing to work unless I am using my foot...so I am sorry but
too bad. And honestly, does it matter whether you touch germs from the floor or not as
Lenkaaa
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long as you wash your hands???? If you are too nasty to wash your hands then you
desrve all of the germs.

P.S. I do get the argument about broken handles, but I am careful not to apply too much
strength or like kick it.

bythesea
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:44:17 PM
Even if I go into a stall only to "rearrange" clothing, like tuck something in, or retrieve TP
to use as kleenex (and don't even use the toilet), I STILL wash just so the other people in
the bathroom aren't like thinking I'm a non-washer! LOL

I do that, too!

whirled peas
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:45:02 PM
and I interrupt saying, "aaaahhh puh-puh-puh-puh, doesn't matter to me." I start
walking away, doing jazz hands in the air like a maniac

Is going to be my "go-to" response to everything that outrages me from this point
forward!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:46:28 PM
How about a sign that says
If you sprinkle when you tinkle...
Please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!

scrapping buckeye
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Alright , I'm a foot flusher - I admit it, always have been. Aren't you going to wash your
hands anyway? I seriously doubt that the germs on my shoe are any worse that the
germs on the handle or the germs on door or the soap dispenser. There are germs
everywhere in a public bathroom. The only reason there is nasty stuff on the floor is
from the squaters! Just sit down and deal people.

BTW OP - that is awesome!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:52:57 PM

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OMG!! OMG!! I am laughing my a$$ off over here!!

holy heck batya!!! u still remember my lunch story!! LMAO!! you know, I run into her
every so once in a while...I'll never forget it. Crackin' up at ur 'wipe' comment!! That's
right! clean it up!! clean it up!!

@scrapper: I think I'm more like Kramer! Bustin' in and out of doors!! My 13 yo
often asks, "what's wrong with YOU today"

@scoobers: OMG!! I LOVE THAT PIC!!! GOTTA PRINT IT!! Should I print it and post it in
the restroom? I say yes!!

@PeaJaeRun: If she'd be THAT NASTY to pee under those conditions? then she deserved
to be called out!!

@Seabee: Would I be a wimp for NOT admitting that it was me?? Hmmm?

@austyn: "JESUS if you're gonna drop a deuce" now THAT nearly made me
pee!!!

@mrsk2004: I'm sending you a 'maniacal jazz hand' high five back!!!

mpscraps
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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:55:42 PM
Amen! How hard is it to look and make sure you don't need to wipe anything up?

PunchPrincess

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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:56:16 PM
One office I worked in shared the john with two law firms. Very few clients came to the
offices so when the pee appeared I knew it wouldn't stop without action. And what is
worse than pee on the seat? Pea and blood!! I thought I would die!! The next trip to the
john I carefully typed out a note and scotch taped it to the mirror. The mess stopped. I
swear some of those people must use an outhouse at home.

I've sat in enough pee so that now I wipe down the seat before I sit and again after. I
hate to use that much TP, but I hate stranger pee on my ass.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:56:45 PM
I can never get the dang thing to work unless I am using my foot...so I am sorry but too
bad. And honestly, does it matter whether you touch germs from the floor or not as
long as you wash your hands???? If you are too nasty to wash your hands then you
desrve all of the germs.

You honestly cannot work a handle with your hand?
And I guess it matters to YOU whether you touch germs from the floor or not, or you
wouldn't be using your foot. By your line of reasoning, there's no reason to use your
foot if you're just going to be washing your hands anyway.

I hate foot flushers AND sprinklers. Use a piece of TP to flush with, it's not hard. Use TP
to line the seat and sit on it like it was designed for.

Well-done, OP. Handled very well, I think it's great you called that nasty girl out on her
mess!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 2:56:48 PM
Is going to be my "go-to" response to everything that outrages me from this point
forward!

now if THAT'S not an honor...I don't know what is

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Posted: 7/21/2010 3:01:21 PM
but I hate stranger pee on my ass.

this....and

are making me tear

Johna
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Posted: 7/21/2010 3:09:18 PM
When I saw your title, I immediately said, "I KNOW!" because today I had to wipe up
someone's pee (just one drop. how does THAT one happen?). But when I got to the Jazz
Hands, I seriously was howling out loud.

then I saw the Jazz Hands picture and howled again!!

this is also MY favorite thread this week!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 3:10:56 PM
So then, 2boysandwill, it would probably be safe to say that you were literally pee livid.

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/21/2010 3:20:07 PM
right, miz?

oh lisa, lisa, lisa...I think I'll start sending u peamail for everytime I have to clean up after
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someone

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Posted: 7/21/2010 3:24:13 PM
It's a good thing I'm the only one here as I have been laughing hysterically!!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 3:34:16 PM
Ok, can someone enlighten me, is it only a certain ethnicity that squats/hovers? Is
squating/hovering common? Does it only occur when a$$ gaskets aren't provided? I've
never heard of it until now and I'm almost speechless.

We have bathroom issues where I work but not peeing on the seat.

JESUS if you're gonna drop a deuce like THAT at work

Funniest line evah!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 3:46:31 PM
I have to admit to being a foot flusher. I will never use my hand again, especially after
watching an episode of mythbusters that showed all the "stuff" that goes airborne after
one flushes a toilet. They found cooties all over the place.......just wanted to add that to
the list for all the germaphobics like me out there

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Posted: 7/21/2010 3:49:51 PM
We have a lady at work that doesn't take ONE seat cover, but THE WHOLE PACK of seat
covers, and then doesn't do anything with them, because you can't flush them...so then
they end up all wet because the one flap is in the water. Disgusting. Happens almost
every day. Disgusting.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 3:50:48 PM
There has simply GOT to be a way to steer this conversation so that we can merge this
thread with Turdgate. Anyone?

Lanus

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Posted: 7/21/2010 3:56:11 PM
I have to admit to being a foot flusher. I will never use my hand again, especially after
watching an episode of mythbusters that showed all the "stuff" that goes airborne after
one flushes a toilet.

I agree with you, and not just because of that Mythbusters episode but because I've
*felt* the spray from a violent flushing toilet and I never want my face to be anywhere
near that

I remember when they installed the auto-flush toilets at work [one Tuesday night
without any warning] and every one of them is a violent flush. You have to move away
from the toilet quite quickly while attempting to pull up your pants else face the wrath
of the water spray...

~dawn

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Posted: 7/21/2010 4:09:31 PM
And this from someone who spends most every summer weekend peeing in portapots
at softball fields.

Oh Lisa, we're talking a completely different breed of woman. A woman who straps on a
pair of cleats and has no issue going feet first into home would have no problem
smacking her ass down full contact on a strange seat and peeing.

batya
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Posted: 7/21/2010 4:12:27 PM
A woman who straps on a pair of cleats and has no issue going feet first into home
would have no problem smacking her ass down full contact on a strange seat and
peeing.
'

I will say that I have also walked into a stall with the pee mixed with blood on the seat,
as well. More than once. These people will eat in restaurants but not plunk their
butts down on the toilet?

scrapping buckeye
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Posted: 7/21/2010 4:20:30 PM
I agree with you, and not just because of that Mythbusters episode but because I've
*felt* the spray from a violent flushing toilet and I never want my face to be anywhere
near that

Exactly, it's not the germs on the handle that are the issue. I don't use my foot on a
regular handle toilet just the super power toilet handle levers.

The funny things we disagree about here - BTW the TP goes over not under! Ha ha.

Susie_Homemaker
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Posted: 7/21/2010 4:26:14 PM
here's a thought for the foot flushers. Whatever germs I get on my hand from the
handle, I wash off. The germs from the handle you get on your shoes go everywhere
with you- in your car, your home, on your couch, etc. Think about that!

And OP, thanks for starting this awesome thread. Picturing the scene in the bathroom
has cracked me up!

CharryPie
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Posted: 7/21/2010 4:29:17 PM
I think you have perfected the call out! Are you available to call out bad behavior in
other workplaces?

Awesome - nailed it with the jazz hands!

kms66
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Posted: 7/21/2010 4:40:05 PM
Man I hear ya. Even dogs cover up their pee, but women...huh uh!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 4:42:51 PM
I know foot flushers are a hated breed around here, but I am a foot flusher, and I can't
ever imagine flushing with my hand again. I'm going to tell a gross story that explains
why.

Many years ago, I flushed with my hand. The thought never occurred to me to do
anything different. Then one day, I was at the mall with my kids, took my son who was 3
and being potty trained at the time into a stall. He did his thing, pulled up his pants, and
flushed. He loved flushing, LOL, and would do it at home even when the toilet didn't
need to be flushed. I used to think he wanted to go in the public restrooms just because
he got such a kick out of those powerful flushes.

Anyway, we left the stall, I was holding his hand, we got to the sink to wash up, and I
noticed that we both had blood on our hands.

OMG...I nearly threw up in the sink. I hadn't noticed anything on the handle before he
touched it.

I have never flushed with my hand again. My kids don't either.

I'd rather have someone's bodily fluids on the bottom of my shoe than on my hands.
Blech. I take off my shoes when I come in the house anyway. Honestly, I avoid public
bathrooms at all costs. There are truly a lot of disgusting people out there. I also won't
forget the time I was in the mall bathroom and someone left a used sanitary pad ON
TOP of the trashcan that was practically overflowing onto the floor. Not wrapped in
toilet paper, not even folded up. Just laying there in all it's glory.

Like I said, there are gross gross gross people out there.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 4:47:33 PM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Well I hate to tell you, but with the toilet handle where it is, it's still going to be highly
contaminated from the flying particles of what was in the toilet. So even if foot flushing
disappeared, the toilet handle is still quite gross and you'd need toilet paper anyway.

With that said, we have liners on the toilets at work and I LOVE that. But I will foot flush
in a public toilet because I'm not a big fan of putting my face over a toilet bowl and
flushing. Sorry.

Laurel Jean
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Posted: 7/21/2010 4:53:05 PM
I this thread!

Just my 2 cents: A "seat" is to sit on, right? So if you're going to "hover" and not sit, put
the seat up! Seems like common sense to me!

Maryland

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Posted: 7/21/2010 5:24:27 PM
Women's restrooms are so gross! I always want my husbnad to take the girls to the
mens room which I can't imagaine can be as gross. Why don't girls/women know how to
flush?

And at the pool, about half of the women don't put on shoes to use the restroom. So
disgusting!!!!!!!

Posted: 7/21/2010 5:37:50 PM
Best Thread of the Month.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 5:58:43 PM
here's a thought for the foot flushers. Whatever germs I get on my hand from the
handle, I wash off. The germs from the handle you get on your shoes go everywhere
with you- in your car, your home, on your couch, etc. Think about that!

That's why I take my shoes off in my home and request that others do so, too. That's a
whole other thread, though.

Seriously, the germs that are on the handle are also on the floor, so even for non-foot
flushers, you are tracking them everywhere, too. It's really too gross to think about it,
and I agree that I don't want to be leaning over the toilet to flush with my hand for it to
spray in my face.

Kate-pea
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Posted: 7/21/2010 5:59:13 PM
If this was a sitcom, the next time you see this woman will be in a meeting where she
will be introduced as your new boss.

This continues to have me snorting.

OP you rock my world!

I will hover if I am too desperate to thoroughly check out/wipe down the seat before I
go, but then I have the courtesy to wipe my own pee AND the previous pig's pee off the
seat before I leave!

My thinking is that the next person to enter might be a naive little girl who doesn't
realize she's about to sit in pee, or it might be someone who is handicapped or
otherwise can't do housekeeping before peeing.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 6:00:48 PM
this makes me laugh so much. People don't want their precious precious fingers to
touch the filthy toilet handle - those ones they'll be boiling in vinegar minutes later, and
then dropping their paper towel where ever it feels good, but in the back of the
restaurant a guy just scratched his ass and blew his nose on your hamburger bun.

I rarely get sick... because I have built up quite an immunity.

wholarmor

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Posted: 7/21/2010 6:01:19 PM
Oh, and I'm not a hoverer, and am fully behind the OP's rant.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 6:05:39 PM
I commend the OP and considering that this is a hospital setting (at least I think the OP
mentioned that in a later post), you'd think that the co-worker would be less piggish.

Some people need to be caught with their pants down (sure the pun is included) before
they stop disgusting habits.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 6:07:12 PM
they end up all wet because the one flap is in the water. Disgusting. Happens almost
every day. Disgusting.

See, and I have never been close enough to an ass-gasket user to ask them exactly what
they do with it when they are done with their biz. I always assumed they were flushable.

The things I learn from the Peas.

We have some ladies here who take the whole pack out of the dispenser, and then
drape them over the stall wall, and it reminds me of tennis shoes hanging over the
telephone wires, like someone is marking their gang's territory!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 6:07:18 PM
Usually when I find a wet toilet seat, no one else is around to blame. However, I was
shocked when a nice looking, 50-something woman came out of a stall at the grocery
store and left the seat sopping wet for me (the next in line) to clean up. I was ashamed
for her, but didn't have the nerve to say anything. I don't know what I expected a
hoverer to look like, but it wasn't her.

dor3
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Posted: 7/21/2010 6:29:49 PM
New York foot-flusher here wanting to know who is the scank who STEALS the damn
NutraAir cans I leave in the bathroom in the high school where I work. It's a faculty only
restroom, so it's not students.

hattaway
StuckOnPeas

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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:00:59 PM
the ones spraying pee everywhere making it nasty in the first place.

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AMEN

I don't get the whole squatting thing. What touches a toilet seat is your thighs, what do
you really think you are going to get from your thighs touching a place where someone
elses thighs touched? Almost all virus die on inaniamte objects immediately, including
HIV. The only one that stays around in Hepatitis B, and most everyone has been
vacinated.

What it boils down to for me, is if your hooha is touching the actual toilet seat you are
doing something wrong

Totem
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:14:57 PM
How about having a coworker who loudly slurps his noodles while crapping in his stall
during his lunch break. My ass isn't sitting anywhere his ass has been! He can warm up
the seat for someone else.

my.unquiet.mind
StuckOnPeas

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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:19:10 PM
In our faculty restroom the seat is always drenched, but it's because the well-meaning
custodian insists on putting in these freshner thingies that clip under the lid. As a result
the clean water flowing in sprays everywhere! I about died until I figured out that all the
other female teachers were not nasty seat-spraying
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batya
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:19:13 PM
Totem-are you saying he eats in the bathroom or is slurps his noodles a euphemism for
something?

Just FTR, we got to the 4 pages I predicted. Carry on!

M2Tande
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:27:14 PM
Okay, I am a foot flusher - never thought of before reading about it here. While on crutches,
it is sooo much easier - no dilemma at all.

HOWEVER - I personally have found a toilet seat left wet with yellow liquid, and because I
really, really, really, really had to go, I hovered and left the previous pee-ers pee there.

If someone came in behind me, they may have thought I was the pee culprit.

I refuse to sit in someone else's pee, and since cleaning it up with a piece of TP doesn't cut it
for me, I leave it there. Ain't never found a public bathroom supplied with enough
disinfectent for me to wipe up someone else's pee

mlv1019
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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:04:51 PM
something?

OMG. This is the best question of the night! And if it's not a euphemism, I'll sure be using it
as one.

ETA: If that dude is indeed eating his lunch while he's pinching a loaf, that is probably one of
the most vile things I've ever read.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:05:20 PM
There is no applauding smilie or I would have a row of them here for the OP. Love it.
2boysandwill, can I be your bathroom buddy? I'll give these women who don't know to pee
properly on a public toilet the stink eye, and you can verbally call them out. Who wants to
make it a trio to kick their asses if the first two ideas don't succeed?

Can I be your 3rd? I will open a can of whoop@ss. I buy the spray because it works faster.
Hate, hate, hate nasty people who expect others to clean up after them. WTH?

KristinL16

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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:19:27 PM
I haven't read the responses, so maybe this has already said. But, are you sure it is pee? I
have been in bathrooms where I thought that as well, but when I saw how it looked after I
flushed I realized that it was water spraying up from the bowl.

tamhugh

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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:25:20 PM
I am feeling really stupid here tonight, for two reasons.

1. I never heard of foot flushing until recently on here. I would never have thought of it, and
will still use my hands and wash them.

2. Clearly, in 45 years of peeing, I was never taught how to flush properly, because I do not
bend over and put my face in the bowl to flush with my hands. A few different people
mentioned that they flush with their foot because they don't want to put their face near the
stuff that flies up. Whether I would use my foot or my hand, my face stays at the same level,
which is nowhere near the bowl. (and yes, for the record, I did just go in my powder room
and try it both ways, just to try to figure this out). Sorry, I'm not really trying to be
obnoxious, but I need this clarified.

CTLover1
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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:31:33 PM
I wish I had the nerve to confront a 'seat pee-er'!! I'm not brave enough to actually confront
someone but I do walk into a stall, check out the seat, and then, even if the previous user is
still in the bathroom, I loudly mutter, "Good grief!" before being obvious about going to
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another stall. I used to worry about embarrassing someone for peeing on the seat but then I
decided if they weren't embarrassed about doing it and then not cleaning up after
themselves, they're probably not embarrassed by much of anything.

It burns me up to see someone dressed to the nines come out of their pee covered seat
stall, go to the mirror and repair their makeup and brush their hair, and then walk out
without washing their hands.

People are pigs.

No, pigs are cleaner.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:39:07 PM
That's great!!!!!

SnowWhiteinFTL
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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:40:57 PM
Whether I would use my foot or my hand, my face stays at the same level, which is nowhere
near the bowl. (and yes, for the record, I did just go in my powder room and try it both
ways, just to try to figure this out). Sorry, I'm not really trying to be obnoxious, but I need
this clarified.

When you are in a public bathroom stall that barely has enough room to turn around in,
your face comes much closer to the toilet bowl when you have to reach down for some of
the very low handles. The first one that comes to mind [because it's one of the few places I
frequent public toilets] is at the movie theaters. I swear I can sit on the toilet and have both
my shoulders touching the side walls I do not understand why those stupid stalls have to
be so tiny.

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PaigesMom
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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:43:11 PM
As much as I hate messy pee-ers, I could never yell at someone like that.

Don't get me started on the foot flushing.

For god's sake people. Lay a couple pieces of toilet paper on the seat and use a piece to
flush with. It's not that difficult.

Agree with you 100%. Especially the first part.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:47:43 PM
ETA: If that dude is indeed eating his lunch while he's pinching a loaf, that is probably one of
the most vile things I've ever read.

Pinching a loaf, lol. This thread is funny!
And yes, I took it to mean that the guy is slurping noodles while on the can! Very gross!

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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:48:30 PM
What it boils down to for me, is if your hooha is touching the actual toilet seat you are doing
something wrong

Maybe that's how the pee got on the seat in the first place. Maybe we need to feel sorry for
the seat pee-ers because no one ever taught them how to pee on a public toilet seat
correctly. How sad.

What the what?
BucketHead

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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:53:38 PM
This thread is awesome!

Good for you, OP. I'm glad you called her out! Let us know how she reacts if you see her in
the office. Tee hee!

2boysformom
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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:56:02 PM
Great job OP! Let us know how the toilet looks in the days ahead.
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rainbow_scrapper
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patience.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 9:10:46 PM
Ok, but I will still foot flush because I am going to continue to believe that everyone washes
their hands after using the potty, right????

If you wash your hands afterwards then why the need to foot flush?

Rainy_Day_Woman
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Posted: 7/21/2010 9:12:08 PM
Now that we are potty training, we use a lot of public toilets. I'm constantly amazed at the
mess women leave behind. Pee everywhere, garbabge, giant wads of toilet paper. How hard
is it to go to the bathroom neatly? I just don't get it.

My most perplexing time was the time I accidentally walked in on a woman in a stall. She
was squatting on the seat and peeing. As in feet on seat, squatting above.

This suddenly explained why I would always see footprints on toilet seats. Moreso when I
lived in Taiwan, and things would get horribly confused with squat toilets. I just never put
two and two together until then. Others are clearly aware of this conundrum:

This is worse than foot flushing, right?

jerzeygirl
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Posted: 7/21/2010 9:23:52 PM
he germs from the handle you get on your shoes go everywhere with you- in your car, your
home, on your couch, etc.

Except we don't wear shoes in my home. They come off in the garage. If you enter my
house by my front door, they come off in the foyer.
I rarely get sick

The last time I was sick was April 2009. No, I'm not kidding.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 9:35:28 PM
they end up all wet because the one flap is in the water. Disgusting. Happens almost every
day. Disgusting.


@HippyPea: I cannot believe that I had time to create an account to post here for the first
time before anyone else clarified this for you: Ass gaskets ARE flushable, but a whole pack
of 50 at once might prove problematic for the plumbing.

OP: Beautiful work today. You have done all courteous public restroom users a great
service. Thank you.

CarolT
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Posted: 7/21/2010 9:45:35 PM
There is a sign at work in one of the bathrooms, with the following - it always makes me
laugh:

We aim to keep this bathroom clean, your aim would help.

Ladies: please remain seated for the entire performance.

Gentlemen: Please stand closer - it's shorter than you think.

Laurel Jean
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Posted: 7/21/2010 9:50:01 PM
Ladies: please remain seated for the entire performance.

Gentlemen: Please stand closer - it's shorter than you think

LMAO

goofyspouse
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Posted: 7/21/2010 10:00:15 PM
If you wash your hands afterwards then why the need to foot flush?

As long as there is no pee on the seat, who the heck cares how someone flushes? Only
someone with a Howie Mandel level of OCD would bother analyzing the pros and cons of
how someone else flushes the flippin' toilet.

(And of course, they would take their shoes off when they got home to prevent tracking pee
around their pristine domicile as well. )

~KellyAnn~
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Posted: 7/21/2010 10:17:21 PM
Bravo OP!

Don't you just hate playing Toilet Russian Roulette in public restrooms?

You pick the first door and there's pee on the seat. So, you move to door #2 but the toilet is
not flushed, stall door #3 won't lock and door #4's toilet is close to overflowing.

Finally, behind door #5 the toilet looks OK....
You sit down, do your business and then, WTF??
No toilet paper! grrrr!!

peachpea
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Posted: 7/21/2010 10:24:12 PM
Now that I've laughed through four pages, I must add my two cents. I will admit to being a

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squatter AND a foot flusher. I'm thinking actually that it must be a southern thing??
That's how my momma taught me or else. Anyway, I am very paranoid, however, and
always take at least a half roll of wadded up TP to clean the seat lest I be accused of making
a mess. And I do the same when I enter one with a mess on it already, altough I hold my
breath as I do it.

My main question, however, that I didn't see answered in the four pages was this: Have any
of you foot flushers ever lost a shoe in the toilet when flushing? Everytime I wear a loose
pair of shoes or flipflops (not tied on sneakers), I squish my toes to make sure my shoe
doesn't go flying in the toilet. I'm waiting to die the day that happens to me. I guess that'll
show me what not to do again!!

ScrapWench*
Seems a pity to miss such a
good pudding.

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Posted: 7/21/2010 10:49:22 PM
2boys is my hero
(loving the jazz hands, too, because "blades" just would not have the same maniacal quality)

freecharlie
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Posted: 7/21/2010 10:55:30 PM
My main question, however, that I didn't see answered in the four pages was this: Have any
of you foot flushers ever lost a shoe in the toilet when flushing
No, I don't wear flip flops, but the visual I got was pretty funny.

Sue_Pea
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:19:03 AM

I think that we have a new funny thread for the Pea Hall of Fame!
It's clear some folks need a come to Jesus meeting about this because I can't understand in
what universe you piss all over stuff and walk away.

That made me laugh; it's applicable to so many situations, lol.

but I hate stranger pee on my ass.

this....and

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Jen***
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:50:32 AM
Maybe someone else peed on the seat and your co=worker didn't clean up that pee. Instead
she hovered over that one. Finished her business, left and then ran into you. Maybe she
didn't do the actual pee herself (just didn't clean it up).

Llemarra
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:01:53 AM
Good for you!

leo729
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:17:57 AM
Have not read all the replies, but I agree, she should be called on it. Not sure if I would have
done it quite the same way . . . but I love that YOU did!

disney834
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Posted: 7/22/2010 6:27:38 AM
Maybe someone else peed on the seat and your co=worker didn't clean up that pee. Instead
she hovered over that one. Finished her business, left and then ran into you. Maybe she
didn't do the actual pee herself (just didn't clean it up).

Let's analyze this for a second. If you (general you) went into a stall, saw pee on the seat,

but instead of cleaning it up, you LEAVE IT. You hover, finish up, and then exit.

My first two thoughts- one, wouldn't you be scared of losing your balance and flopping
down on the p*ssy seat? And two, would you want to get blamed for leaving the mess?
Would someone who does the hovering technique (b/c of being a germophobe) really do
that over a p*ssy seat in the first place??

puff0518
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Posted: 7/22/2010 6:40:32 AM
I am absolutely loving this thread!

And BRAVA to the OP. It just needed to be said.

Judie in Oz
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Posted: 7/22/2010 8:11:56 AM
Can someone help me with this? How do you foot flush? It would be nearly physically
impossible to do so, unless your toilets are totally different than ours (Australian).

Oh, and well done OP. I hate the seat pee-ers too.

Judie

jennyap
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Posted: 7/22/2010 8:26:12 AM
Can someone help me with this? How do you foot flush? It would be nearly physically
impossible to do so, unless your toilets are totally different than ours (Australian).

Oh, and well done OP. I hate the seat pee-ers too.

Judie

Loc: UK

LOL Judie, I'm with you, the mental images of the contortion necessary has me I can't
imagine how the idea to do that would occur to someone in the first place! If I tried it I'd
probably lose my balance and fall flat on my butt

blue tulip
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Posted: 7/22/2010 8:40:46 AM
OP, i you too.

i went in to our 2 stall bathroom last week, and 1 stall was busy, and the other had some #2
in it. way down, like the last little bit hadn't flushed. nice, but whatever, i'll flush it for you, i
have to go. so i flushed it, and it turns out that it is clogged big time, and water starts
getting really close to the top, and then it reaches the point where i either have to yell at
the other occupant to get out and save themselves while i run away, or grab the plunger
and do it. there's no way to shut the water off. so it just starts cresting by the time i find the
plunger, and i'm takign care of it, and the woman gets done next door and gives me this
look and i said "yeah, THIS is really what i wanted to be doing when i came in here". she said
she had noticed it too, so at least she wasn't thinking I clogged it.

seriously, it took 3-4 mnutes of plunging for that mass to go down. by then i had almost
puked so many times at what was coming up that i no longer had to pee.

huskergal
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Posted: 7/22/2010 8:49:07 AM
This thread makes me feel the need to carry Lysol wipes with me before I use a public
restroom. Ick!

I was at a bar one night. The women's bathroom was just the one room so while waiting in
line, you know exactly who came out. I went in the restroom after a woman and found that
she had covered the entire toilet seat with toilet paper (germaphobe). She just left the toilet
paper all over the rim. I foot pushed it into the toilet. Turns out, she was sitting at the table
right next to us. I wish I would have said something.

UTPea
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Posted: 7/22/2010 8:57:44 AM
Am I the only person who has never been in a public restroom where a guy was crapping (or
doing anything for that matter.)

Am I missing something?

We did have restrooms at work that either sex could use but only one person could enter at
a time (no stalls and only one toilet).

peasful1
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Posted: 7/22/2010 9:04:07 AM
I often feel like yelling at all the women who walk out w/o washing their hands. I like to take
a good look at their shoes if I'm in the stall so that I can "recognize" who the really
disgusting germ-spreaders are.

I mean, who hasn't grown up with the basic routine of washing after urinating or
DEFACATING.

VizslaGirl
Posted: 7/22/2010 9:26:09 AM
It never ceases to amaze me what women do in public restrooms!
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baby fever pea
Jeepers PEApers

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Posted: 7/22/2010 9:29:23 AM
This is one of the best threads EVER! And one of the most disgusting!

I've seen so many gross toilets over the years. Ick!

I'm generally a foot flusher but I may stop doing it after having read all of this.

To the op:

HippyPea
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Posted: 7/22/2010 9:52:03 AM
------------------------------------------------------------------------
@HippyPea: I cannot believe that I had time to create an account to post here for the first
time before anyone else clarified this for you: Ass gaskets ARE flushable, but a whole pack
of 50 at once might prove problematic for the plumbing.

@goofyspouse - THANK YOU! I always wondered what people did with them when they
were finished . . . and I assumed they were flushable, but wasn't 100% sure . . . NOW I
KNOW!

Thanks for registering, isn't this place awesome?!

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Posted: 7/22/2010 10:39:51 AM
To the man 'pinching a loaf' and eating lunch? That is multi-tasking at it's finest.

Nope, I haven't ran into the gal again...THANK GOODNESS!!

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Posted: 7/22/2010 10:48:24 AM
for those Peas (Jenny and Judy) who can't fathom what types of toilets are conducive for
proper balanced foot flushing.

exhibit A

exhibit B

exhibit C while considered a tier 3 toilet in the FF official problem toilet handbook, one can
negotiate this household toilet that might be found in commercial settings with a bit of
practice and with a three point position. One should utilize the one foot on the ground with
both elbows touching stall walls for support, until full one foot mastery is achieved.

exhibit D Tier 3 toilet with a potential danger quotient of F-7. The recessed tank center
mount button, often confused with it's simpler cousin exhibit B. FF should only be
attempted on the ED3 toilet by advanced FF'rs. Proper heel technique should be used along
with a full three point stance. Although one might think a shoe of the CFM sort might be of
assistance, one would be wiser to utilize a kitten heel or level 1 street shoe to reduce the
likely hood of potentially embarrassing falls.

exhibit E Standard tank toilet with side mount handle. The only toilet that requires a
backward facing FF. Not to be attempted by amateur card holding FF'rs.

bythesea
peain' with my toes in the
sand

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Posted: 7/22/2010 11:43:54 AM
I had to come back to this thread. The name "ass gaskets" for those toilet seat liners made
me - I've never heard them called that until 2peas, but you can bet that's what I'll call
them from here on out!
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anthacat
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Posted: 7/22/2010 11:50:33 AM
I heart you, OP.

Totem
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Posted: 7/22/2010 12:19:57 PM
something

He was clearly multitasking!

I used to have nightmares of drive-in movie theater bathrooms so whenever I used one I
would walk the entire mile long length of wooden stalls to make sure no one was hiding in
one waiting to murder me. Ironically they're probably cleaner than the average public
restroom.
Count: 3

jennyap
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Posted: 7/22/2010 12:21:32 PM
for those Peas (Jenny and Judy) who can't fathom what types of toilets are conducive for
proper balanced foot flushing

That helps. I can honestly say I have never in my life seen a toilet like exhibit B - and I can
see that it makes sense to foot-flush in that case, as you definitely have to lean over
somewhat. Exhibit A not so much, but I don't see those either. 99% of toilets I've probably
ever seen are of the C/D type - and with those I would definitely fall over

freecharlie
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Posted: 7/22/2010 12:29:22 PM
I will admit to being a squatter AND a foot flusher.
I now have the visual of the person with her feet on the seat to squat, is that what you do or
do you stand with feet on the floor and just not sit all the way down?

foobunnyfoo
PeaFixture

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Posted: 7/22/2010 12:32:34 PM
@ this whole thread!
Is it wrong that I now picture 2boysandwill as Elaine from Seinfeld? The jazz hands thing is
just totally something she would do!

ITA, but maybe the sprayer just didn't have a square to spare?
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Lenkaaa
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Posted: 7/22/2010 12:32:43 PM
Jennyap...Exhibit A does not really show how low the handle is. In my building it is almost at
the level of the toilet bowl itself. Maybe 5-6 inches away.
And for the other pea whose name I dont remember..NO I honestly can't do it with my
hand!! You need to sort of push it down and then back..I can't explain it...and you need a lot
of sterngth as well, so I am convinced it was designed specifically for foot-flushing.

And for you peas who are talking about dragging the pee from the handle on the bottom of
the shoe into your home, car, etc. I dunno where you live, but in NYC [and most cities for
that matter] there are much worse things on the streets than some pee which will get
rubbed off on the office carpet as I walk around anyway.

Cara in TX
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Posted: 7/22/2010 12:42:46 PM
Proper use of the "ass-gasket" :

Pull from dispenser...one is enough!

Step into stall and release inside of ass-gasket from the outside sitting edges by tearing the
tabs carefully.

Set ass-gasket on toilet seat with inside of ass-gasket falling into the water.

SIT and pee.

Flush, and if done in the above steps, ass-gasket will magically be sucked down with all
offending materials. No touching needed.

This has been and announcement of the Emergency Ass-gasket System. If this had been an
actual ass-gasket emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area
for news and official information about all things ass-gasket related. This ends the ass-
gasket emergency broadcast, you may all return to your regularly scheduled programs.

scoobers
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Posted: 7/22/2010 12:43:21 PM
pee which will get rubbed off on the office carpet as I walk around anyway.

Quietly slipping bare foot back into shoe while sitting at desk Thanks for ruining the one
little enjoyment I have at the office

GimmeCandy!
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:03:12 PM
Can someone explain to me the concept of courtesy flushing? I'm just not understanding
how flushing the toilet is going to help with the smell of someone pooping.

ScrapWench*
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:07:28 PM

I seriously love you, Stephi

2boysandwill
Posted: 7/22/2010 1:09:35 PM
*******************************

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07/22 UPDATE: THIS.IS.WAR!!!! LOOK AT WHAT SHE FRIGGIN' DID!!! Since
I can't post pics to a thred HERE IS THE LINK!!!!

And, I KNOW it was HER because THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE IN THE HALLWAY WHEN THIS ALL
WENT DOWN!! NO ONE!!! I'm mad, yet can't stop friggin' laughing!!!! I thought
*I* had balls!!!! This thing must have sat there at about 2 hours...

But that's it!!! it's war!!!!!!!!!! Now, I need to get back at her!!!!

In my best Sherah voice, "OH PEA-DOM FROM UP ABOVE...I CALL ON YOU TO UNLEASH THE
PEA FURRRRRYYYYYYY"!!!!!!

Lenkaaa
AncestralPea

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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:12:04 PM
LMAO!!!! It is still weak in comparison to what you did. SHe is a passive-aggfressive chicken!

MizIndependent
synonym?

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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:14:42 PM
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!! It is ON!!!!

How about:

If you sprinkle while you tinkle...
pull your head outta yer @$$ long enough to clean up after yourself!!
Loc: Right where I'm s'posed to
be.

LauraBadora
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:14:49 PM
HOWEVER - I personally have found a toilet seat left wet with yellow liquid, and because I
really, really, really, really had to go, I hovered and left the previous pee-ers pee there.

What if you lost your balance? Then you'd land in someone elses pee. I'd clean it up, wash
my hands, AND then pee. Hover if you must.

Spree13
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:17:06 PM
This thread has had me LMAO. Adding the jazz hands is priceless.

I'm posting because I just had an incident in the bathroom a few minutes ago. There are 5
stalls. The first one was occupied which is always a given. The second one had left over TP
barrier that someone didn't bother to flush. The third one had pee and a floating toy. I was
and because it look like a pee/poop and run situation. No TP in the toilet. Ewww! I
checked the fourth stall and all looked good. I checked the last one and there is poop
smeared all over it.

I wish I could say that I'm shocked by this but I'm not. I've seen worse in other companies like
the tampon bandit that would leave debris behind for the rest of us to look at . Sadly
there was even speculation that I was the tampon bandit because I happened to be in the
bathroom at the same time the bandit did her deed. She knew I knew and tried to place the
blame on me. Thankfully my name was cleared as my entire department moved to another
floor. When I left the floor the bandit still did her deed. Ick!

What is so hard about cleaning up after yourself?

scrappychick13
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:19:18 PM
Now you need to hang a sign below hers telling everyone about the nastiness of people who
pee all over and fail to clean it up!
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Sister BDSQ
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:19:22 PM
I feel an office memorandum coming on...

CharryPie
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:19:44 PM
Oh, she is asking for it now. You'd better call down the thunder on that poor girl.

Seriously, it is better to be the toilet police than someone whose bathroom habits need to be
policed!

Tracy Pea
PeaNut
Posted: 7/22/2010 1:21:49 PM
Tomorrow you should hang a fake "Ticket" for peeing on the seat there with HER name on
it!!

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kaylynnhope
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:22:09 PM
You need to post her name on the sign below before she beats you to it!!!

MrsPibb
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:23:34 PM
Seriously.......This update needs its own thread! It should NOT be overlooked.

I'm sure you will get some GREAT comeback suggestions!!

SnowWhiteinFTL
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:23:41 PM
07/22 UPDATE: THIS.IS.WAR!!!! LOOK AT WHAT SHE FRIGGIN' DID!!! Since I can't post pics to
a thred HERE IS THE LINK!!!!

One - you need to send that to passiveaggressivenotes.com

Two - you need to write on the bottom of the note [in red pen] "if you'd stop peeing on the
seat, I wouldn't need to police the toilet"

~dawn

OKtrae
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:25:22 PM
I made a little power point this morning to hang in all the stalls in the ladies room here...

Now I'm going to print it and go hang it!

Here's what it said:
Ladies:

Prior to exiting the stall, please check the following:

1: Any sprinkles are cleaned up and the seat left dry.

2: That a secondary flush is not needed due to the restricted drain lines.

We have signs inside the stalls already asking that personal products not be flushed due to
restricted drain lines. That's why I used that wording.

mtscrapcowgirl
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:29:01 PM
She's got some real PA issues! Please upload your story and her sign to the passive aggressive
note site!

HasToPeaAgain
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:29:12 PM
I didn't have time yet to read this entire thread, but it occurred to me that there's one thing
that peeves me in a public washroom almost as much as the Seat Sprinkler: That would be
the Fingertip Wetter - that person who turns the water on for 0.537 seconds, just long
enough to dampen the edges of their fingernails, turns the water off and calls their hands
washed... She then touches everything in her path between the sink faucets and the door
handle.

~ Sweet Pea ~
PeaNut

Posted: 7/22/2010 1:31:18 PM

I thought the courtesy flush for was the poop-ee, not for the benefit of others in the
bathroom. If I were to do a courtesy flush, I would be flushing to hide certain noises to avoid
embarrassment for myself. If it kept the smell down, I would think everyone would do it.

Good gravy women. Now I need to compile a list of bathroom rules. Just great!

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*Edited to fix typos.

TheSeabee&Me
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:31:43 PM
Awwww... look who wants to play.

Time to hang your own sign below that. I'm thinking something like an old style WANTED
poster with an accurate description of your little friend and a complete accounting of her
offense.

JakeFan
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:33:34 PM
Can somebody type out what the note says? Once I get the letters big enough to read, it is
too fuzzy to be able to see. Apparently I'm the only one having this issue?

purplepackrat
Posted: 7/22/2010 1:36:18 PM
I'd rather be the toilet police than a nasty pee-er.

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mandolyn9909

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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:37:35 PM
The note says.

Did you know the TOILET POLICE works across the hall? Don't let her nice demeanor fool you.

eebud
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:38:53 PM
Definitely WAR!! LOL

Can somebody type out what the note says? Once I get the letters big enough to read, it is
too fuzzy to be able to see. Apparently I'm the only one having this issue?

The link has 2 pictures. One is a close up of the sign behind the toilet.

mandolyn9909

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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:38:59 PM
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!! It is ON!!!!

How about:

If you sprinkle while you tinkle...
pull your head outta yer @$$ long enough to clean up after yourself!!

I love this response!!

mtscrapcowgirl
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:39:19 PM
On a positive note.....at least you are perceived as having a "nice demeanor" at your
workplace!

freecharlie
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NSBR

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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:40:00 PM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I thought the courtesy flush for was the poop-ee, not for the benefit of others in the
bathroom. If I were to do a courtesy flush, I would be flushing to hide certain noises to avoid
embarrassment for myself. If it kept the smell down, I would think everyone would do it.
Nope that is the avoid embarrassment flush.

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The courtesy flush is flushing after the launch, but before the wipe. That way the boat isn't in
the water able to release the smell, but rather on it's way to poop heaven. If you are having
multiple launches or a pause before the next launch it allows for less smell to permeate the
loo.

JakeFan
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:41:24 PM
Thanks I must be out of it today, because I totally missed that.

~ Sweet Pea ~
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:42:35 PM
loo.

MrsPibb
Huh?

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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:44:34 PM
loo.

Wasn't there a thread a few years ago that had the definitions of certain types of flushes and
what they were for? Maybe it wasn't here, but I remember laughing pretty hard at some of
the descriptions.

ukfan
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:48:04 PM
For me - NOW it's getting fun

Must think up clever response...........hmmmmm.

LauraBadora
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:49:11 PM
I think I'd probably make myself a Toilet Police Badge and parade around the office.

I mean seriously, does she really think that will bother you? You jazz-handed her already!

Sister BDSQ
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:51:14 PM
On a positive note.....at least you are perceived as having a "nice demeanor" at your
workplace!
**snicker**

LauraBadora
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:53:31 PM
I was just telling my coworker about this and she reminded me of my own Toilet Police
episode! Our bathroom is just a single, no stalls and it is in the common area, shared by the
entire floor. I'm waiting for it to be vacant one day and a woman from a different office
comes out. I go in and see that she didn't bother to flush the toilet. This was becoming a
common thing and I was SO FREAKIN' happy to have found the culprit!

I followed her and got her attention just before she went back to her suite. She didn't speak
English, apparently, so I eventually got her to come back to the bathroom and SEE what I was
talking about. She got so red in the face, flushed, and ran out! The woman still won't look at
me when we cross paths in the hall.

freecharlie
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:53:46 PM
Wow, I would so be taking credit for that.

mtscrapcowgirl
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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:56:07 PM
can I just say a courtesy flush is never utilized by a true FF'r.

A true FF'r could never handle a full force spray to their unprotected backside.

The only and I do mean only time courtesy flush/Foot flushing go hand in hand so to speak is
when a launch is supersized and there is possibly to much matter and TP to be safely flushed
at one time.

It's commonly known that there is nothing of greater embarrassment to any human being
than to cause a plugged up loo in a public place or while visiting a private home.

Admit it...next to high grade Uranium falling into the wrong hands, it's number two of
situations that universally strike fear into all of mankind.

mandolyn9909

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Posted: 7/22/2010 1:57:02 PM
Toilet Police Badge and parade around the office

so funny!!

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Posted: 7/22/2010 2:00:05 PM
She's a twit. Didn't she realize that by fingering you as the toilet police she's fingering herself
as someone who managed her toileting inappropriately? Or, if people don't know that she is
the one that put up the note, that you could make it perfectly clear who Miss Demeanor
was?

batya
post at a time.

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Posted: 7/22/2010 2:05:13 PM
something

He was clearly multitasking!

Most disgusting thing on this thread. Wow.

And as to the update, well, poor thing just doesn't sound very bright.

VAPeanut
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Posted: 7/22/2010 2:08:28 PM
I totally agree - you need an official TP badge. Then tell EVERYONE that asks how you earned
the privilege and WHO bestowed that honor on you.

MizIndependent
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be.

Posted: 7/22/2010 2:13:16 PM
Possible response notes:
In a public bathroom where entitlement issues translated into actual drops of urine left on
toilet seats...only one woman had the courage to confront The Sprayer.

One woman, with a demeanor of nicety, who could no longer stand by as The Sprayer
continued to sprinkle her claim on every toilet stall available.

One woman who, with jazz hands as her ultimate weapon, finally said, "puh-puh-puh!! This
isn't right. I get not wanting to sit...but this is just NASTY and gross. I shouldn't have to clean
up after you."

Why, you ask, oh Sprayer, should you have to clean up after yourself? If you have to ask,
then there are fouler things afoot.

This has been a PSA by The Toilet Police. Supported by "If you sprinkle while you tinkle..and
all that jazz."

or
Did you know THE SPRAYER works down the hall? Don't let her apparent "good" hygiene fool
you.

I would post the second one. For REALS. Directly next to the one she posted.

Lenkaaa
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Posted: 7/22/2010 2:27:28 PM
Did you know THE SPRAYER works down the hall? Don't let her apparent "good" hygiene fool
you.

LOVE this one!!!

wholarmor

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Posted: 7/22/2010 2:35:57 PM
you need to write on the bottom of the note [in red pen] "if you'd stop peeing on the seat, I
wouldn't need to police the toilet"

I agree. Wow. That lady has got nerve!

mtscrapcowgirl
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Posted: 7/22/2010 2:39:35 PM
In a public bathroom where entitlement issues translated into actual drops of urine left on
toilet seats...only one woman had the courage to confront The Sprayer.

One woman, with a demeanor of nicety, who could no longer stand by as The Sprayer
continued to sprinkle her claim on every toilet stall available.

One woman who, with jazz hands as her ultimate weapon, finally said, "puh-puh-puh!! This
isn't right. I get not wanting to sit...but this is just NASTY and gross. I shouldn't have to clean
up after you."

Why, you ask, oh Sprayer, should you have to clean up after yourself? If you have to ask,
then there are fouler things afoot.

This has been a PSA by The Toilet Police. Supported by "If you sprinkle while you tinkle..and
all that jazz."

^^^^^^^^^^^^

I disagree, this is the one to post...it's too brilliant to waste! It also has the added bonus of
humor so it might defuse the situation somewhat.

~ Sweet Pea ~
PeaNut

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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:16:07 PM
I took the liberty of typing up a list of rules based on the opinions and observations of those
participating in this thread. Please let me know if I missed anything.

1. Remain seated at all times. No hovering, squatting or balancing just above or on top of the
toilet. This includes but is not limited to the acts of urinating, flatulence, defecating, the
installation and/or removal of feminine hygiene products and/or any other bodily function
deemed appropriate for the lavatory only.

2. Courtesy flushing is appropriate for any and all acts that generate sound and/or a foul
odor. The courtesy flush may not completely conceal the noisy or odorous act, but it
certainly doesn't hurt.

3. Flush all leftover items down the toilet. This includes urine, fecal matter, toilet paper and
seat protectors. Wrap and deposit the remaining left over items in the waste receptacle
(tampons, feminine napkins).

4. Flushing by any other means than your hand is inappropriate. No foot flushing. Also, not
flushing is not an option.

5. Upon exiting the lavatory stall, please inspect all areas of the toilet and surrounding areas
for foreign objects, urine and water drops. Should you exit the stall in less than perfect
condition, you might be held responsible and subject to direct and/or indirect criticism. Upon
flushing, should toilet water squirt up and on to the toilet seat, you must re-wipe the toilet
seat and flush the soiled toilet paper down the toilet again. Repeat as necessary.

6. Anyone observed not following the rules is subject to public and private ridicule, snarky
remarks, hand gestures, flapping arm movements (also known as jazz hands) and will be
shamed by the observing party in person, as well as by all parties involved in the message
board discussion with said observer.

I think this covers it.

HippyPea
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:18:00 PM
Upon flushing, should toilet water squirt up and on to the toilet seat, you must re-wipe the
toilet seat and flush the soiled toilet paper down the toilet again. Repeat as necessary.

You could be there all day!

It would be like Groundhog Day, only in the bathroom!

foobunnyfoo
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:31:45 PM
First of all, wear that shiny gold/silver star with pride. She's a total chicken-shit. Have
some fun with it.

Making up an actual badge would be great. Wear/display it with pride. When people ask
about it, tell them the reason for it. If she's too stupid to realize that calling you the toilet
police results in her outing herself as a seat-sprayer who doesn't clean up after herself, then
she deserves every bit of humiliation that will result from her silly little sign.

I'm going to second the wanted poster thing. Put her picture and name and everything on it--
along with a detailed description of the nature of the offense, etc. Hang it up near her sign,
and if she still wants to continue the passive-aggressive dance, then see and raise her with a
"game on, bitches!!!" of hanging a copy of the wanted poster on the office bulletin board for
all to see.

Be sure to keep us updated.

MissBianca
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:49:41 PM
Women's restrooms are so gross! I always want my husbnad to take the girls to the mens
room which I can't imagaine can be as gross. Why don't girls/women know how to flush?

according to DH he won't take the boys into the mens room because men even pee in the
sinks. I don't know if that's true or not but ewwww!
Boys are pretty gross. I have 3 boys and they pee everywhere!! I deep clean the bathroom
every day.

MissBianca
PeaNut

PeaNut 340,835
Posted: 7/22/2010 4:03:31 PM
After reading her sign I would so saran wrap the toilet.
Well ok, not really but that would be funny.

Get a big ol' star with TP hanging off of it and hang it on your office door with pride!!
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Free~Bird

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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:10:28 PM
I would write "so you ADMIT that you willingly pissed all over the toilet seat?" and then make
a wanted poster and leave a ticket for a violation.

Just T
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:19:55 PM
OMG! I just read your update and before I read any further...you need to make your own
note to hang above the toilet tomorrow. I saw this somewhere years ago, don't remember
where, but it surely fits here:

IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE,
BE A SWEETIE
AND WIPE THE SEATIE!

TinCin

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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:30:41 PM
Get a big ol' star with TP hanging off of it and hang it on your office door with pride!!

Made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
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hand.

ScrapWench*
good pudding.

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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:44:04 PM
loo

LMFAO.

ScrapWench*
good pudding.

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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:47:08 PM
I would write "so you ADMIT that you willingly pissed all over the toilet seat?" and then make
a wanted poster and leave a ticket for a violation.

No, this^^^^, definitely this^^^^!

Johna
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:48:55 PM
I think I'd probably make myself a Toilet Police Badge and parade around the office.

I mean seriously, does she really think that will bother you? You jazz-handed her already!

SNORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just when I think I can't laugh any harder at this thread!!

Judie in Oz
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Posted: 7/22/2010 5:02:24 PM
Now I understand how you guys can foot flush. The toilets here are just like toilet D. You
would have to be a world-class contortionist to foot flush them!

As for the sign, I'm sure the OP can come up with a counter-sign. I'm sure the peas will help!

Judie

*Michelley*
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Posted: 7/22/2010 5:04:58 PM
We need Yvonne to add this to the all time classics list.

goofyspouse
Posted: 7/22/2010 6:41:07 PM
PeaWee

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Today's update has inspired me to write some Haiku. This is all so exciting!

Had to number one
Hovered and sprayed pee around
The seat is defiled

Nearly got away
Jazz hands and "puh puh puh"
Forced to clean up wizz

Angered but not shamed
Left note for bathroom police
What will happen next?

esperanza.
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Posted: 7/22/2010 6:44:41 PM
This place is hilarious. I can't wait to interrupt someone with jazz hands and "Puh puh puh
puh puh".

ChicletsMom
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Posted: 7/22/2010 6:46:27 PM
LOL! goofyspouse, I think I you.

TravelAgent
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Posted: 7/22/2010 7:29:44 PM
Let me recap this in case I didn't get it right: The person who pissed all over the toilet seat
and expected the next person to either clean it up or sit in it is now putting up signs to make
her action public?

Is she 3 years old? Game on, girlfriend. She will quit her job in humiliation when we are done
with her nasty ass.

Julie

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Posted: 7/22/2010 7:55:09 PM
This is all so exciting!

Goofyspouse, this had me slapping my desk with my hand while I laughed. How funny!

My mom taught me to carefully cover the seat with TP when using a public restroom. This
has the added advantage of
1. Revealing any wet spots (whether from a power spray or previous occupant) you may not
have seen, and being able to take corrective action (use wad of TP to wipe and then repeat
cover operations.
2. If there is no TP in stall, you don't get caught at the critical time without.

She also taught me to FF.

Frankly, I've never understood how a woman could go while standing up or even hovering.
Why not just cover the seat with TP instead or am I missing something?

OntarioScrapper
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Posted: 7/23/2010 1:47:10 AM
I used to work in a Tim Hortons. We all hated when we were on cleaning because of the
bathrooms.

The MEN'S room was way nastier than the Women's on most days.

Sue_Pea
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wannabe

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Posted: 7/23/2010 3:05:52 AM
Time to hang your own sign below that. I'm thinking something like an old style WANTED
poster with an accurate description of your little friend and a complete accounting of her
offense.

Yeah. Wanted-the Mad Sprinkler. She comes, she pees, she sees, she flees. All that's left is a
yellow ring around the toilet seat.

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:02:06 AM
OH.THE.FRIGGIN.IRONY!!!!!

Our office has a large conference room that other departments like to use. Everyone is
welcomed to it, they just need to reserve it. So, as I was starting my day...I get a call to come
to the reception area as someone would like to reserve the room.

Who'w waiting for me? Yup, it's Pee Pee Girl.

I swear, you should've seen the look on her face. I've never seen anyone's color go so fast.
So, here's how our conversation went:

Me: Good Morning! Happy Friday! How may I help you?
PPG: I'd like to reserve the conference room.
Me: Absolutely, date, time...yadda yadda...

here's, the best part....

Me: What department do you work in?
PPG: INFECTION CONTROL AND EPIDIMEOLOGY

(and I tell myself, stay calm, wait for it....wait...WAIT!!!)

Me: Oh my, that is SO INTERESTING! You must get to learn SO MUCH about preventing
DISEASES, don't you?
PPG: Crickets.

Me: Tell me something, how does one get onto the agenda for the next committee meeting?
There's a situation in the bathroom accross the hall that I feel the department could provide
valuable insight. I'm sure they wouldn't mind spearheading the first "IF YOU SPRAY...YOU
PAY. GERM FREE CAMPAIGN"

Pee Pee Girl, then gave me such a twisted STINK EYE...I thought it was going to pop off her
socket. But then PPG said, "To get onto the agenda, you just need to submit your
reason in writing along with supportive evidence."

She got her room comfirmation and walked out of our office.

Ohhh happy daaaaaay....what great way to start a Friday

Then our reception said, "What's a "IF YOU SPRAY...YOU PAY CAMPAIGN"

PeaPaula
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:05:15 AM
BEST THREAD IN TWO PEAS HISTORY!!!!

katebroccoli
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:07:00 AM
But then PPG said, "To get onto the agenda, you just need to submit your reason in writing
along with supportive evidence."

Oh, that's a dare!!!

Lexica

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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:07:54 AM
I love this place!!!

jennyb1998
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:08:35 AM
Love it! This has been a riot to read.

Carolina Girl 71
Knee deep in the water
somewhere

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PPG: Crickets.


socket. But then PPG said, "To get onto the agenda, you just need to submit your reason in
writing along with supportive evidence."




AWESOME!!!! Talk about Karma - ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

PeanutPattie
Posted: 7/23/2010 9:09:34 AM

I am new to this thread, but STANDING OVATION for that comeback!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:10:54 AM
OMFG!!! That last post just sent me over the edge!! I am absolutely DYING over here!

BeckyTech
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:14:49 AM
INFECTION CONTROL AND EPIDIMEOLOGY

Oh. My. Gawd. I think my jaw would have broken from hitting the floor so hard.

Fraidyscrapper
She calls me a Fun Sucker

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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:15:39 AM

INFECTION CONTROL AND EPIDIMEOLOGY
You MUST be joking!

blue tulip
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:16:33 AM
"The courtesy flush is flushing after the launch, but before the wipe. That way the boat isn't
in the water able to release the smell, but rather on it's way to poop heaven. If you are
having multiple launches or a pause before the next launch it allows for less smell to
permeate the loo."

LMAO

that was the best update EVER, OP. seriously, standing ovation from me. and i would totally
jot one of these notes or at least "yes, and if you pee all over the seat and do not wipe it up,
and i catch you, i will yell at you too" on the bottom of her sign. what a piece of work.

puff0518
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:16:44 AM
O. M. G.

She works in INFECTION CONTROL and feels it's OK to leave bodily fluids on a toilet seat???

Your responses to her were great, though. I wish I could think that quick on my feet some
days...

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:19:40 AM
Nope! I am not joking. I have been laughing and shaking my head all.morning.long!!
Oh, my goodness...

MizIndependent
synonym?

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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:22:47 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh how I love the smell of IRONY in the morning!!!

And you, 2boysandwill, are quick on your feet! Good job you!!!

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Mom X 1
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:36:35 AM








PPG: Crickets.






This is hands down (or hands up jazz style) the best update .EVER.!!!!!

love labs
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:37:47 AM
LOVE that last update!

The only thing that would have made it better...if you'd been wearing your badge when she
showed up!

Tiggerific
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:38:04 AM
this is just great in so many ways!

For all of us that have been in situations and unable to voice our protestations, we thank
you....

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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:39:20 AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
this is too good to be true!

PSILUVU
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:40:37 AM
OMFG!!! That last post just sent me over the edge!! I am absolutely DYING over here!

That

OP you are my HERO

Kate-pea
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:42:59 AM
*wiping tears of laughter from my face*

My hand hurts from banging it on my desk as I read this. WTG, OP!!!!!!!

and this
"yes, and if you pee all over the seat and do not wipe it up, and i catch you, i will yell at you
too" on the bottom of her sign.

gets my vote for written response.

TravelAgent
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Posted: 7/23/2010 9:44:34 AM
Oh, definitely make a submission and take her sign in the stall as evidence.

I seriously can't stop laughing at the hole this clod has dug herself into...

Julie

ginacivey
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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:01:36 AM
seriously?

i'd like to read the forum she posts on

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about the crazy lady in the bathroom

Sister BDSQ
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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:03:07 AM
LOVE LOVE and LOVE

thatgirlintexas
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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:03:13 AM

And at that point my eye brow would have gone up, a big huge smile would have gone across
my face, and I might have let out a snort. *NO WAY* would I have been able to keep a
straight face.

I also have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. I'm just going to blame it on
the spicy Indian food I had for lunch if anyone ask.

Lexica

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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:06:49 AM

Maybe you should place toilet gaskets on all the chairs in the boardroom the day of her
meeting!

*christine*
Putting Lanus off with her
blinding beauty

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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:06:51 AM
OMG I have no make up left I am laughing so hard I'm crying!!

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:07:17 AM
u callin' me crazy gina? huh? u callin' me crazy?

MrsPibb
Huh?

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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:12:51 AM
Oh my gosh, that is perfect!!

HAHA

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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:18:08 AM
i bet your co-worker is

Blind Squirrel
Posted: 7/23/2010 10:19:22 AM
Gina

Somewhere avajo is just shaking her head saying WTH?
All is well

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2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:26:24 AM
hey gina...can I make ur avatar pic my "campaign" mascot? I think it'd be perfect!!!

WingNut
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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:30:21 AM
Funniest d@mn stuff I've read in years.

::::wiping away the happy tears:::::

What an update

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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:31:13 AM
*sigh* I this place.

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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:50:42 AM
LMAO!

You're quick on your feet. Love it!

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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:52:11 AM
Crud..... I just woke up the baby because I was laughing so hard!!!! LOL
So worth it though!! Best update!

pj_sprocket
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Posted: 7/23/2010 10:56:02 AM
that last update was perfection!

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Posted: 7/23/2010 11:26:49 AM
I'm so glad that I finally stopped bypassing this thread & decided to read! Hilarious!! OP, I
sure wish I had your wit & comebacks!!

ukfan
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Posted: 7/23/2010 11:31:44 AM
meeting!

Love that !!

LauraBadora
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Posted: 7/23/2010 11:41:44 AM
meeting!

Andrea~
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Posted: 7/23/2010 11:56:55 AM

~Alison~
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Posted: 7/23/2010 12:25:30 PM
Keep us informed of all updates on this story!

goofyspouse
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Posted: 7/23/2010 12:30:46 PM
Infection control
Epidemiology
Large words for haiku!

whirled peas
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rather than a "swipe, swipe,
swipe" -per aimmer

Leighness
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Posted: 7/23/2010 12:53:47 PM
meeting!

I was thinking a paper toilet seat cover on the seat of each conference chair would be more
appropriate!

Leigh

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Posted: 7/23/2010 12:58:54 PM
Love it! I so think you should get on the agenda.

ANGELI
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Posted: 7/23/2010 1:11:37 PM

2boysformom
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Posted: 7/23/2010 1:17:20 PM
I haven't laughed so hard in ages! Last update was sheer perfection!

You realize that now you HAVE TO get on that agenda. You can't back down now!

Kim M.
"I am the holder of Virgin
Posted: 7/23/2010 1:22:55 PM
Well, it sounds like you have the pee end of things all covered for your meeting. Just in case
you need a list as supporting evidence for the meeting agenda with the proper title and
definition for the other side of the stall (so to speak), here is a list of supporting evidence.

If she was worried about the bathroom police before, now she should really be scared of the
new sheriff in town!

As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those
who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING---When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your
area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when
you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make
Superpowers. Really."

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World

sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY---The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other
pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to
become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly
going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE---A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle.
This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee,
do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the
urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all
involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both
parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK---When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually
a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the
cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what
just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH---The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This
reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid
being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME---Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just
stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and
busts you. As with farts,
it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the
COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER---A colleague who poos at work and is proud of it. You will often
see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his
or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering
the bathroom.

THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) --- A group of co-workers who band together to
ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the
whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS---A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least
expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the
odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR---Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle and tries to
force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can
occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar
leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH---A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are
in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd
Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE---A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are
occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an
Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.

WATERMELON---A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also
an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See
CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET---A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet
water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED---A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended
lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to
relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty.
This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

ScrapWench*
good pudding.

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Posted: 7/23/2010 1:36:24 PM
I do. I love you!

batya
post at a time.

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Posted: 7/23/2010 1:41:27 PM
Infection control and epidemiology. That right there is good stuff.

Jockscrap
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Posted: 7/23/2010 1:42:44 PM
I've just entertained my family with this thread. Surely a contender for funniest thread this
year on 2Peas. Love love love the jazz hands warning sign. From now on I will accompany all
my hissy fits with jazz hands.
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A Complicated Lady
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Posted: 7/23/2010 1:45:41 PM

Oh no you DIH INT!!!

Crazy how truth is stranger than fiction. You just can't make this stuff up.

batya
post at a time.

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Posted: 7/23/2010 1:46:23 PM
I read the OP to my DH which I rarely, if ever, do and I was laughing so hard. He thought it
was funny and then we got to talking about wet toilet seats, mens room vs ladies, sitting
down, etc.

Then he told me about a male coworker who has multiple piercings some in the
penile/scrotal region and how he now has to sit when he pees b/c of leakage along the
way. OMG. TMI right there. I found the idiocy of the piercings and the side effect shocking,
but even worse, that he shared this with anyone.

2boysandwill

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Posted: 7/23/2010 1:51:06 PM
Then he told me about a male coworker who has multiple piercings some in the
penile/scrotal region and how he now has to sit when he pees b/c of leakage along the way.

Dammmmmmnnn!!!! Talk about going too deeeeeeep
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divadana
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Posted: 7/23/2010 5:40:42 PM
I am so with you on this OP!Good for you!!!

That's It!! I've Had It W/women Peeing All Over The Seat!! I Went Off On My Co-Worker! Yikes!!

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