so hard for men to stay hard.

To ensure your ‘hidden persuaders’

are being manufactured to maximum efficiency, enabling you to stay
on top (or any other position you prefer), ensure that you eat at
least two of the aforementioned foods on a daily basis and regularly
take a vitamin/mineral supplement. It would be easy to underesti-
mate the power of your ‘hidden persuaders’, but that would be a
mistake. You’ll probably never get close to someone you fancy if
you ignore such important components in the mating game. Even
worse, ignore the pheromones factor and probably no one will ever
fancy fucking you.
Scientists have experimented with synthetically manufactured,
female moth pheromones. In trials, zillions of male moths swarmed
into their laboratories. The moths were driven crazy with frustration
as there were no female moths in the vicinity. It was a fatal attraction
as the male moths were scientifically wiped out with a blast of elec-
tricity - the point of the exercise.
Sows (female pigs) who have never seen a boar (male pig) in
their life and who may not be within a thousand miles of one, in-
stantly adopt the prone position when the artificial-insemination-
operative sprays a male pig pheromone in her vicinity.
Similarly, if you waft a female pig pheromone in a male pig’s
vicinity they will instantly get turned on, raise a huge stiffy and com-
mence grunting. Human males are no different to pigs in this respect
- getting instantly turned on by a fleeting pheromonal whiff. Many
feminists will say that men are no different to pigs in most other
respects, as well. Including the grunting.
When a bitch is on heat (don’t mean your wife, sir), dirty
dogs rush to her residence even when the pooch lady is hidden
from view and locked in the house. The unseen hormonal secre-
tions are instantly ‘sensed’ and instinctively responded to by every
barking mad doggy romeo within a hundred miles. It works with
animals and it also works for humans: male, female, and lovers of
the love that once upon a time, dare not speak its name. Faggots, in
other words.
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 (C) IQ Inc. 1997. 2007. 2009.

By
Professor Ruud Organ. BW. LF. (Hons).
Certified Swedish Sexologist

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Professor Ruud Organ. BW. LF. (Hons).
Certified Swedish Sexologist

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Professor Ruud Organ. BW. LF. (Hons).
Certified Swedish Sexologist

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FOREWORD

I’d like to put in on record that I believe in equality. The more

female persons that approach me in bars, take me out to dinner,
phone me for a date, the better. They can even open doors for me
if they like.
However, despite considerable media coverage suggesting
the contrary, most people fail to practice sexual equality. Paradoxi-
cally, women least of all. So if you are not a faggot, transsexual,
transvestite, dike or Tom, we all have to make an effort to chat up
the opposite sex or we end up alone and without.
This book clearly demonstrates the politically incorrect, chau-
vinistic, unsophisticated, thickheaded manner in which men view
women - so it was obviously written by a male. But before she tears
this book up and throws it in the trash-can, the female gender might
be interested to discover how easily the male sees through her trans-
parently obvious behaviour patterns. Via her superior intellect, she
can then use this information to compensate by way of reverse-
psychology.
In the interests of equality (and to give the male gender even
more information in the battle of the sexes), a mini-survey was car-
ried out by the author concerning the subject of sexuality and rela-
tionships as viewed from the female perspective. The results ap-
pear within.
The author would like to offer his thanks to all the people
who assisted in the writing of this important study on human and
animal sexuality, by filling out the questionnaires.Also, thanks to the
select band of women and young girls who understandably fell in
love with the author over the years - even the lousy lays and ones
with odd shaped tits. Sorry I didn’t mention I was only researching
a book, but it was all in the interests of social science.

Prof. Ruud Organ. BW. LF. (Hons).

Certified Swedish Sexologist.
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CONTENTS

FOREWORD by Professor Ruud Organ. BW. LF. (Hons).

Certified Swedish Sexologist.

Chapter One: HOW TO ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEX

Chapter Two: HOW TO MEET PEOPLE AND WHERE

Chapter Three: POLITICALLY-CORRECT HUGGING

Chapter Four: LONELY HEARTS ADVERTISEMENTS

AND WHAT THOSE BULLSHIT DESCRIPTIONS
REALLY MEAN

Chapter Five: AN INSTANT GUIDE TO LONELY

HEARTS ADVERTISEMENTS

Chapter Six: BREAKING THE ICE

Chapter Seven: FALLING IN LOVE AND OTHER

PHYSIOLOGICAL EFFECTS

Chapter Eight: THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE AND

HOW THE MALE CAN IMPROVE HER LOT

Chapter Nine: POLITICAL-CORRECTNESS AND THE

QUESTION OF ORGASM

Chapter Ten: APART FROM HER OWN WAY, WHAT

DOES THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES REALLY
WANT?

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Chapter Eleven: THINGS TO AVOID WHEN MAKING
LOVE

Chapter Twelve: SEX AND GROWING OLD

Chapter Thirteen: THE POLITICALLY INCORRECT

SOCIAL & SEXUAL DICTIONARY

Chapter Thirteen: REPRISE

THE ‘XXX’ BONUS CHAPTERS IN THIS BOOK ARE

INTENDED SOLELY FOR RELEASE IN THE SEXUALLY
SOPHISTICATED AUSTRALIAN MARKET

Bonus Chapter One: NEW SCIENTIFIC

DEVELOPMENTS

Bonus Chapter Two: POLITICALLY-CORRECT

SEDUCTION

Bonus Chapter Three: TRUE LIFE INTERNATIONAL

CHAT-UP LINES AND INTIMATE OVERHEARD
CONVERSATIONS

Bonus Chapter Four: POLITICALLY-CORRECT

FARTING

Bonus Chapter Five: REVENGE FARTING

Bonus Chapter Six: REVENGE FARTING - PART TWO

Bonus Chapter Seven: YOUR QUESTIONNAIRE -

PROFESSOR RUUD ORGAN’S STUDY INTO SEXUAL
TASTES IN THE HUMAN AND ANIMAL SPECIES
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At the back of this book, is a questionnaire. Please fill it in with
details of your most secret sexual fantasies, dreams, experiences
and desires.
Please help Professor Organ break down the frontiers of
carnal knowledge and exponentially expose person-kind’s most
powerful psychological and physiological drives. In the cause of
science, we beg you to bare all.

Published by IQ Inc.
International licencing enquiries:
publicrelationsiqinc@hotmail.com
www.iqincmedia.com

Cartoons by: Mac & Monica.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be repro-
duced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form by
any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or
otherwise, except brief extracts for review, without the written
permission of the copyright owner.

The authors and publishers have made every effort to

ensure that the information contained within is as accu-
rate as possible. However, no liability can be accepted for
any injury, loss or inconvenience caused to anyone using
this book.

ISBN: 978-974-7313-84-0

UK Pressing: 1997.

First Thai Pressing: September 2007.

E-Book: 2009.

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Chapter One - HOW TO ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEX

Stage One in the art of attracting the opposite sex - or same sex if
you bend towards homosexuality - is to make sure that you look
and feel good. This ensures that when the unclothed person you
eventually feel and take a good look at, won’t be turned off when
they see you equally bereft of garments. If you are male, it will raise
your confidence as well as other parts of your body.
If you don’t look attractive, your chances of successfully get-
ting close to your preferred gender will be much reduced.
It may be politically-correct to state that you don’t mind what
people look like, but that is basically bullshit. In surveys, the major-
ity of people stated that they favoured The Guardian and The Econo-
mist as their daily newspaper. However, sales figures point to the
Sun, Mirror and Sunday Sport as the most popular reads. So even
if you move in politically-correct social circles, if you don’t look
good people won’t even start a conversation with you let alone try
and get inside your pants. And, if we are honest,
sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. Albeit, the way
some people make love is no laughing matter.
Almost any body-conditioning programme will assist you to
look (and feel) better, so exercise and start getting every single part
of your body - nudge, nudge - rock hard.
Stage Two in the art of attracting the gender of your choice is
to do everything in your power to ensure that your ‘pheromones’
are being manufactured efficiently. These are hormones which sexu-
ally attract mates. Gay men know them as ‘fairymoans’.
You can increase your body’s pheromonal production by
adding certain foods and supplements to your diet: apples, spinach,
avocado, ginger, tomatoes, prawns, strawberries, almonds, pump-
kin seeds, sesame seeds, dark chocolate, watermelon, honey, gin-
seng, butea superba (a herb).
Considerable clinical evidence confirms that zinc and vitamin
E supplements taken daily will add to male potency, so it won’t be
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