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by Chris Sorochin and road rage are now elements of the urban land- ing on every corner of the building. On the outside
scape and so are surveillance cameras. And the was a hand-painted mural, common to many Irish
"He who rides the tiger can never new yuppie class is whining into their cell phones pubs, but this one featured a sour-faced policeman
dismount." -Chinese Proverb that they want lower taxes. This time I didn't see peering through the window as the sun rises,
one sign offering a discount to the unemployed. beholding a riot of spilled pints and unconscious
Once upon a time, economists rhap- The Yanks Are Comin' customers. Over here, such a celebration would be
sodized over the "Asian Tigers": South Korea, I knew trouble was brewing when I saw an excuse for an escalation of the tender ministra-
Taiwan, Malaysia, and Singapore. These countries, the middle-aged quartet of our obvious country- tions of the State Liquor Authority.
following in the footsteps of Japan, achieved rapid folk saunter into the pub. They were loud and clue- Other people told me that Ireland flirted
growth and seemingly overnight development. less and sporting Kelly green sweatshirts pro- with "zero tolerance" policing for a while, but it
Conservatives expounded endlessly on how these claiming the wannabe glories of the St. Paddy's was laughed out of existence by the people, and
governments did whatever necessary to be "busi- Day Homophobe March. Rather than pretend to be the police themselves, who refused to enforce it.
ness friendly," up to and including iron-fisted dic- French, as I suggested, my traveling companion, Let's hope this part of the Irish culture doesn't get
tatorships and cavalier disre- I Precious, engages "Westernized."
gard for the environment. them in conversation. We were on the island for Midsummer
Those on the left, "Oh, we're from the Eve, or Bonfire Night, a folk celebration harking
however, would hasten to New York area, too!" back to ancient Celtic times, in which the remains
point out that much of the suc- Within ten minutes, of the dead were burnt in huge "bone fires."
cess was achieved through we get Edna's unso- Nowadays the pyromaniac school kids who run
such methods anathema to licited take on her the show search out every last old mattress on the
free-marketers as trade protec- dau g h ter' s islands and burn them along with various timber
tionism and heavy infrastruc- Dominican boyfriend and old tires. Strangely, the next day we discov-
ture investment. ("You know the ered a pile of discarded textbooks that mysterious-
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countries could only wonder at the long-term while Harry, true to his sweatshirt, voices his con- first things in back in my day...
effects this tsunami of materialism and rapid cerns about the sexual orientation of the session The fire burned a full 24 hours. A visiting
change might have on their cultures. musicians. Christ, these are exactly the type of peo- group of Scandinavians sang their traditional
Now, the bubble has burst and the East ple I travel abroad to escape. In retaliation, I decide songs, and a group of local girls regaled us with a
Asian economies are in shambles. It won't be the to risk yet another nagging on my lack of social song in Irish whose chorus went "He came again
investors who'll bear the brunt of the resultant graces and saturate the immediate vicinity of the and again and again..." The next day, we noticed
pain, but the working people, once the table with a vortex of surly, uncommunicative neg- that the lackadaisical young lady who waited on
International Monetary Fund sinks its fangs in and ativity. It works, and they waddle off to find a us at the hotel restaurant was even more sluggish
demands "austerity" in social spending. "real" plate of corned beef and cabbage and maybe and sporting a hickey the size of Blarney Castle.
Capitalism, being the fickle old whore that some green-tinted beer. Again and again and again, eh? So much for that
she is, is constantly sniffing out new blood. Ireland stereotype about the Irish being sexually
missed most of the Industrial Revolution and is a Isles of the Damned repressed. My roommate, who has a girlfriend in
relative virgin to her blandishments. I heard dis- The Aran Islands are famed worldwide Dublin and the phone bills to prove it, says it's
tressing reports from my friend Mike, who is for their spectacular landscapes, ruined churches much less uptight than the US.
working on his doctorate at University College, and Iron Age forts, and traditional culture. Every Betcha didn't know that an Irish bishop,
tressing reports from my friend Mike, who is for their spectacular landscapes, ruined churches much less uptight than the US.
working on his doctorate at University College, and Iron Age forts, and traditional culture. Every Betcha didn't know that an Irish bishop,
Limerick, that Ireland is becoming yuppified and tourist in creation must have gotten the word- Pat Buckley, is defying the established church and
decided to investigate. more Harry and Edna clones awaited. Every voy- threatening to break away and form his own. To
Irish society has long been known for its age is an epiphany and the revelation of the two- date he's married about 2,000 previously divorced
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formal and familiar "you", nor had native expres- spent the whole rolling, lurching ti actice of excommunication, "a meaning-
sions equivalent to "Sir", "Ma'am", etc. Even today, clutching the railing in the frigid rair ess device of Canon law designed to
rural society is first name only. On previous trips I hoping desperately that my bacon- frighten people into submission." You go,
had admired the communal ethos as manifested in and-egg breakfast would stop Your Eminence.
signs on restaurants and haircutters offering dis- working its way up my esophagus. As we piled back onto the barge
counts to the elderly and unemployed. The precipitation contin- to cross to Inis M6r, we had to wait quite
But that was before Ireland was transfig- ued unabated our first day on Inis a while as they unloaded a huge cargo of
ured from a crypto-Third World emigration econo- Oirr, the smallest island, not toc brand new mattresses, destined, no
my into he hyperdynamic "Celtic Tiger," toast of good for wandering the back roads. loubt, to be ceremonially worn out for
the European Community and desired object of waited fifteen minutes to purchase xt year's Midsummer fire.
investors, thanks in no small part to subsidies from couple of woven fisherman's belts a burists were all over the "Big Island" like
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educated population that would accept low wages. the shop was the most "Seltic." except for those who see them as a way to make a
So now the boom is on. On the up side, Inis Oirr has 300 inhabitants and no cops, quick and sleazy punt or two and those mostly
Irish people no longer have to leave the country to so the island's three pubs decided they could be a drunk middle-age males who see visitors as a
earn a living, and many unwilling emigrants have little creative with closing time (11:30 pm). In quick and sleazy way to get laid.
returned. And the restaurants have gotten better response, the Gardai sent, yes, a decoy, posing as a I paid a professional/social call on Dara
and more diverse. backpacker. After determining the extent of the Malloy and Tess Harper, editors of Aisling, a quar-
Upscale housing developments are violations, Dudley DoRight went back to his pup terly magazine that's had the bad taste to publish a
sprouting up everywhere, even in remote areas. tent, changed into his uniform and went back to few of my more respectable articles. They're part of
What will happen if the boom goes bust? Is anyone issue summonses, amid shocked, inebriated sug- the Celtic spirituality movement and offer retreats,
paying attention to what's going on at the other gestions that he concentrate more on fighting walking tours and even wedding ceremonies at
end of the Eurasian landmass? Do they want their crime and less on trying to stop people from enjoy- many of the island's historic sites.
future mortgaged to the IMF? ing themselves. Dara and his assistant, Mark, told me of
Mike tells me that many drinking estab- What struck me was the contrast in public CIA activity in Ireland in the 1980s, during
lishments now have dress codes (sneakers, not reaction to such a stunt. The newspaper story, Reagan's visit to his "ancestral homeland." It was
tank tops, are the mark of Satan), bouncers, age which was laminated and proudly mounted on the supposed to have been all smiles and shamrocks,
restrictions and all sorts of other cultural flotsam pub wall, gave considerably more space to the but Ireland had caught wind of the pan-European
from the wrong side of the Atlantic. I notice a big islanders' side of things and continued defiance. antinuclear movement and were not happy about
,increase in other signs of pathology like cell Next to it was a drawing by a local artist of "back- his mad scheme to fill Western Europe with
phones and private security services. Rush hour packers" with telescopes and listening devices spy- nuclear missiles. Also, one of I continued on page 8
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For some time, Mayor Rudy ogy until someone realized they could
Giuliani has been waging war against the market x-rated videos. The only business-
adult industry in New York. In recent es on the internet that aren't losing money
weeks, the battle has become more heat- are the sex sites.
ed, as new zoning laws have shut down Rudy says adult shops depress
many of Gotham's finest video stores, areas and hurt the local economy. In fact,
peep shows and strip clubs. they make more money than most other
As always, Giuliani's actions reek businesses, in turn providing jobs and
of fascism. Critics have rightfully criti- paying more taxes.
cized him in the past weeks for grossly Perhaps more importantly, the
violating the rights of both shopkeepers adult industry is good for people. Despite
and shoppers, and hopefully the court what Rudy would tell you, adult stores
system will agree. won't corrupt your children and destroy
Most intelligent sources of news our moral fabric. Rather, they do quite the
and commentary (as few as they may be) opposite, making people happy and help-
have come out against Rudy, arguing in ing them deal with stress. Remember,
favor of civil liberties like the right to free nobody ever robbed a bank with a copy of
commerce and free speech. "Between the Cheeks."
There is, however, an important We're generally of the opinion that
defense for the adult industry that has New York needs more porn, and less
largely been overlooked. Rudy. We want our Times Square full of
Smut is good. stores selling videos with names like
For starters, porn is good for the "Panty Claus," "Gonadzilla," and
economy. Sex always sells, and it even "Shaving Private Ryan," not "Aladdin"
helps other industries. VCR sales were and "The Lion King."
stagnant in the early years of the technol-
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By James Polichak ty deep-freeze chamber at the Center for Disease ronment, then how did such a gene develop? Not
Control in Atlanta. Determining that homosexual- by natural selection, which is the name of the
Much has been made of Americans' grow- ity is natural won't prevent bigots from logically process by which different genes and their prod-
ing acceptance of the idea that one is born homo- arguing that the same should be done with homo- ucts are tested against environmental conditions.
sexual, rather than becoming one as a result of sexuals. Those that lead to increased reproductive success
one's life experiences. In a recent poll (New York Second, and more importantly, as any increase in number, those that don't tend not to.
Times, Aug. 2, 1998), 31% said "homosexuality is biologist will tell you, nearly every trait of an But success is always determined by the environ-
something a person is born with, while 47% said it organism is affected by both genetic and environ- ment. And if something can be entirely environ-
is "due to...upbringing or environment"; these mental factors. In fact, the average across traits and mental, and thus not affected by genes, then how
numbers reflect growth in the first category and organisms is about half and half. The nature/nur- can a creature that developed from little more than
decline in the second over the past 20 years. ture debate is a false dichotomy. Consider some- a packet of DNA possibly possess it?
These results are supposed to be impor- thing that most people would assume to be merely It is extremely difficult to pinpoint the
tant because it is assumed that a belief that homo- nature: people have a femur in each of their legs. many interacting causes of any trait, especially for
sexuality is innate is also a belief that homosexual- While it is undoubtedly the case that genes affect ill-defined behaviors and lifestyles (go ahead and
ity should be tolerated, respected, and perhaps the development of bones, what happens if we try to find a definition of 'homosexuality' that is
promoted. Not only is this argument flawed, but deprive the growing organism of calcium? comprehensive and acceptable to most people).
the whole line of reasoning is indicative of a Depending on the extent of the deprivation, the After decades of intense study, geneticists have
severely deficient understanding of basic biology. organism might have no bones at all, genes or not. determined that the color of a fruit fly's eyes is
Sadly enough, not even that bastion of enlighten- Similarly, we would probably say with confidence affected by about 70 genes, and the expression of
ment, the New York Times, has a clue. that one's liking of rap music over polka is the these genes is affected by environmental factors
First, if something that a person is born result of one's experience, but being congenitally such as temperature, nutrients, and so on. The only
with is respectable, and even good, as some gay- deaf puts a damper on one's music appreciation. reasonable position is that the causes of homosex-
rights activists would have us believe, does this Other traits may be caused largely by genes or uality are likely to be even more complex and dif-
include all of the genetic diseases that people are largely by environmental factors. Asthma is often ficult to fully understand.
born with-Huntington's Chorea, Down's related to certain genes, and a person possessing It is depressing that the American public
Syndrome, PKU, a deformed mutant twin growing those genes will be very likely to exhibit symptoms and media have such a pathetic understanding of
out of the back of one's skull (it really happens!)? (though the extent will always be affected by envi- elementary biology. Life scientists don't pretend to
Determining that a trait is natural does not entail ronment--pollen, dust, etc.). Alternatively, asthma have a very good understanding of the complex
moral goodness, or even usefulness. Such a trait may be produced by growing up in highly pollut- genetic and environmental causes of homosexuali-
could just as well be something that reasonable ed areas, as the skyrocketing rates of asthma ty (though they're trying, and learning more each
people decide should be completely eradicated. among residents of Mexico City attests to (and, day). It is ridiculous that the uninformed public
Remember small pox? An entire species, which is once again, if you've got the genes and live in thinks that it has the answer already, and that they
about as natural as you can get, was removed from Mexico City, you're really screwed). can use their inaccurate ideas to judge the moral
the effective biosphere after causing millennia of Look at it this way: if something can be qualities of others and to make laws regulating
human misery. It now only exists in a high securi- entirely genetic, and thus unaffected by the envi- their behavior.
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David Wiernicki There are some more puritan sports out moment. I am shamed. You, the reader, deserve
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there that forgo the stick and force the player to more. To publish this hunk of festering, rotten rat
I'm taking a racketball course hit the ball with his hands and feet, but they gut is an insult to your intelligence. Stop reading
is fall. I'm not sure what it involves, aren't very popular so I won't go into them here. now. Everything else I'm going to write is now
it I'm pretty sure it involves hitting I even found a sport called "Boxing" in which officially a result of my going off the deep end.
ball with some type of blunt instru- they did away with the balls s not rep-
ent until it goes by your opponent, entirely and the players are resenta-
something like that. I'm not sure thus forced to hit each other. tive of
hat the end result of this is sup- This results in one of them my writ-
>sed to be; I'm only doing it so I falling down eventually, and ing in
)n't get fat- I understand that it since they can't play any more general.
volves a fair amount of running with one guy on the floor they Hell, the
out. As far as I can tell, the hitting call it a night. petty,
e ball part is just a distraction to So, my quest ended sopho-
ake you think you're not exercising. with a decision to choose fair- moric
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re same technique is used on cows ly among these diverse sports. insults
nning through the bars on their I decided to put the names on above
ay to be slaughtered. They don't a board, throw a dart, and pick aren't
ink they're exercising either. whichever one I hit. As it turnc renresen-
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At any rate, I thought that I'd out, after a few tries, I couldn't hit any of them, tative of it either,-but that's not the point. The
ive to give some other "sports" a fair so I picked racket ball. This brings me to my main point is that from now on, I'm officially NOT
ake at being blessed with my pres- point, which I have been carefully leading up to TAKING RESPONSIBILITY for anything that
ice, so I'll attempt to give a rundown all this time. The point is this: happens to get put on the page. In fact, the edi-
what makes each unique: tors may just decide to blot it out with a picture
DO NOT STOP WRITING YOUR ARTI- of the gimp, or the ranch, or something like that.
Baseball: Hit a ball with a stick. CLE HALFWAY THROUGH WHEN YOU If they do, I hope they use a clipping line so it
Tennis: Hit a ball with a stick. COULD HAVE FINISHED IT OFF FINE AND overlaps the text without a big white border... I
Lacrosse: Hit a ball with a stick. NOT HAD TO RUSH IT TO GET IT IN ON can't stand that kind of thing. And if they do put
Ping Pong: Hit a ball with a DEADLINE SO YOU COULD STILL BE A STAFF it in a big white square, then when, due to my
ick. MEMBER IN THE FALL. worthless, incompetent, brainless, desperate rav-
Golf: Hit a ball with a stick. ings, I attain a high rank among the stunned
Pool: Hit a ball with a stick. I know how many of you this problem members of the Press, I'll bloody well fix all that
Squash: Hit a ball with a stick. afflicts, so I felt obliged to give the advice. As you
up.
Cricket: Hit a ball with a stick. can see, I'm now stuck here with no feelings You just wait.
Horse Racing: Hit a horse with a about racketball, or any other sport for that mat- You just wait.
ick. ter, and thus have to write endless drivel about
how I am writing endless drivel. It's not a proud
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Takin War to New Heights at the Movies
By Lisa Aviles and Edward Ballard doubt and weakness he feels as a man. Certainly humble yet Loyal Nice Guy, the Hot Shot Southern
Hank's performance is another milestone in his Sharpshooter, etc. Yet the film saves itself by clev-
The road to theatrical bliss has been pot- rock-solid repertoire. Yet the performance from co- erly using these characters to deny us our expecta-
holed by the likes of Godzilla and Deep Impact, but star Matt Damon is rather dry, emotionally lacking, tions of them either fitting perfectly into their
Steven Spielberg's Saving Private Ryan at the very and anticlimactic. This isn't to say that he was stereotyped roles or performing the classic 'show-
least presents a much needed respite from the ad given a substantial amount of material to work ing the other side when drama calls' typical behav-
nauseum onslaught of alien/disaster films. with (as he only appears in the last hour). ior. Rather, each character both horrifies and
Stroking, placating, and objectifying our near-the- Fortunately, and surprising- . soberly comforts through
year-2000 fears, these films fail miserably to ly, the lesser-known ensem- his failure and self-doubt.
address our inherent dread of the unknown. ble of actors, such as Ed Similarly, Spielberg
Spielberg rises above the muck by uniquely and Burns and Tom Sizemore, somewhat pigeonholes
bravely exposing the individual and collective provide impressive sub- the Germans as 'The Evil
instabilities felt during World War II. stance that succeeds in Other.' Contrary to the
The first scenes at Omaha Beach are keeping this film honest. As rather disturbing reviews
wrenchingly chaotic and intensely personal. The if this were not surprising from critics, the Germans
bloodbath of horrific maimings and lurid death enough, Ted Danson makes are singularly represented
convey the very fury of confusion in war. The a rather surreal cameo as loathsome and untrust-
empathetic cord is held taut by grimacing faces appearance in the middle of worthy. Spielberg even
and pathetic cries for help. Spielberg endeavors to the movie. creates a chance for one
engulf the audience in the grit of war. The inclu- The magnificence German soldier to expose
sion of scenes of relative tranquillity in the fields of this film is the way it his humanity,-then makes
and pastures of France brilliantly contrasts with 1 Ile,
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trast, a greater truth is told. Similarly, the majority oneself, to one's men, country, and even enemy. his audience regret any empathy. This statement is
of the film maintains an even keel between endear- Spielberg's film admirably expands the typical, quite timely reemphasized towards the end of the
ing personalities to the viewer and peeling away self-depreciating war screen to communicate not movie. More detail can't be addressed without
any fantasies that we may have about the glory of only the experience, but the predicament of war in giving away too much, however, the moments
war. One such personality manifests itself through a fuller context to its audience. If the film should should be readily apparent.
the protagonist, Captain John Miller (Hanks). walk away with the elusive Oscar, it is because on Some have said of Saving PrivateRyan that
Hanks creates another solid everyman the whole it was brave enough to show just this. Spielberg was too inept to address questions of
character in Capt. John Miller. The struggle to Yet Spielberg's directorial might takes a war on an intellectual level. This, however, does
maintain control of his unit as well as his sanity few dips along the way. One such problematic not appear to be Spielberg's aim. Perhaps the idea
and individuality is the torment of Captain Miller. aspect of the film may point its aggravated finger here was not to provide answers, but to admit that
Through him we see the devotion, loyalty, and at the stereotyping of the soldiers. One finds the there was in fact a question.
strength necessary for him to be a soldier as well as soldier from Brooklyn, the sensitive Writer, the
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