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SCENE 1 . TAXI RIDE.

Open to a taxi driving solo down 2nd ave. 3 a.m. on a Saturday night.
Inside of taxi Julian and Deborah are making out heavily, sexually.
This goes on for a uncomfortably long time. Taxi driver checks out the
action. Julian and Deborah are dressed well, coming from party or club.
TAXI
(off camera)
What Avenue?
DEBORA
A, 9th street with avenue A. I have to go this is my stop ...
JULIAN
Me too..
DEBORA
What? No.
JULIAN
Yes thank you very much habib, keep the change (hands him a $20)
CUT TO OUTSIDE. LOWER EAST SIDE STREET.
DEBORA
Look you said you were going to Queens
JULIAN
I did?
DEBORA
Yes, We'd split the cab & you'd continue on the bridge.
JULIAN
No, no, no , I believe my exact words were that I would come in the cab
with your, take you home, and then fuck your brains out.
DEBORA (SHOCKED)
Really? You are so clever
JULIAN
I try
DEBORA
I know. But I'm sorry to inform you that this, is not going to happen
for you tonight. So you can say what you got to say to your friends
tomorrow. (imitates his accent) Yes, you can say " oh jes the pussy was
so good man. I fucked the shit out of her.."
JULIAN
Ha ha (as Borat) Jes I like, very very mucho.
(they make out for a few seconds)
DEBORA (STOPS FIRMLY)
No.
JULIAN
OK
DEBORA
It was a pleasure meeting you.
JULIAN
The pleasure was all mine.
DEBORA
I know... & you were are a very good salsa dancer...
JULIAN (CUTS HER OFF)
Yes salsa! We need to have one last dance!
Julian pulls out his iPhone and plays Wolf Like Me by Williamsburg
Salsa Orchestra. Julian has her spinning and twirling on the sidewalk
as people pass by. They Kiss.
CUT TO APARTMENT
They spill into the apt. And proceed to have sex as the music plays.
FADE OUT.
SCENE 2. SAME NIGHT. IN BED NAKED
Julian and Debora are laying in bed after having had sex.
They whisper intimately
DEBORA
You know I don't do this
JULIAN
Do what
DEBOR
This
JULIAN
Its OK
DEBORA
I take it you do
JULIAN
Sometimes...
DEBORA
Really?
JULIAN
Well. Its not like every weekend
DEBORA
Yea
JULIAN
I felt really comfortable with you
DEBORA
Yea me too.
JULIAN
I mean from the moment I saw you It was like in the movies. When you
pass by I saw you and I thought. I want her. I know her. Was it like
this for you?
DEB
Kinda.
JULIAN
Oh no?
DEB
No, it was more like, I wanted to see what all the commotion was about
you guys were making a lot of noise.
JULIAN
Well we were really drunk.
DEB
Yea I could tell. But I like the way you held me when we danced.
And I haven't felt like that in a long time. (they Kiss)
FADE TO BLACK.
SCENE 3. PARENTS COMING.
New Day. Alarm Clock alarm wakes them. Debora is frantic
Julian stays in bed
DEBORA
Oh shit ... Get up
JULIAN
What it's Sunday.
DEBORA
I know but we have to meet up with my parents.
JULIAN
I thought you were kidding about that.
DEBORA
No, they've been asking me for a weeks , who is the suave Latino that's
been occupying their daughter every weekend.
JULIAN
Is it really every weekend? (She gives him a look as she brusher her
teeth ) Look tell them I had to work . Some clients came in.
DEBORA
Nope
JULIAN
Debora!
DEBORA
Julian!
JULIAN
Please mi amor why don't we postpone this
DEBORA
You don't want to meet my parents.
JULIAN
I do, its just. Its too soon, no?
DEBORA
Alright, fine, I'll go alone. I'll tell them you were not feeling well.
JULIAN
You're not mad
DEBORA
Why should I be mad
Julian gets up, turns her towards him and
tries to kiss her. She moves away. He
tries but She keeps moving her face.
DEBORA (CONT'D, WHISPERS)
You said you wanted this
JULIAN
I know.
DEBORA
Look I don't know what we are.
JULIAN
Do we have to put labels on everything.
DEBORA
I'm not a slut
JULIAN
I never said you were a slut ( he grabs her breast)
DEBORA
Stop it I have to get ready
She proceeds to get dressed. Its really
quiet. Julian checks his iphone and sees
a text message.
JULIAN
OK how much time we got.
DEBORA
You coming?
JULIAN
Yes.
DEBORA
Oh! ( She jumps him) I love you... I mean love that you're coming
He cuts her off with a kiss. they make it
to the bed and things get hot.
DEBORA (CONT'D)
Hey, we have to go.
JULIAN
Yea I know ... A quickie
DEBORA
Quick
JULIAN
Quick
FADE TO BLACK.
SCENE 4. NIGHT AGAIN. SWEATY AFTER HAVING SEX. DAYTIME.
JULIAN
Did you cum?
DEBORA
Oh yea yes.
JULIAN
Its OK if you didn't
DEBORA
I came.
JULIAN
Look Deb, I know when a woman comes.
DEBORA
Oh of course. You are Mr.Suave who knows how to please the ladies.
JULIAN
Oh so you've heard of me.
DEBORA
But of course. Monsieur.
JULIAN
Monsieur? Now your talking french madame.
DEBORA
Exuse-moi si je veux vous parler en franais ...
JULIAN (IMITATES HER)
Bla bla bla.. I'm serious don't fake. I want 100% honesty.
DEBORA
OK well... I could use a little more Oral Pleasure.
JULIAN
Oral Pleasure? You mean like this ( He makes an obscene gesture. She
stops him) I'm sorry, I don't do that. Its disgusting.
DEBORA
You serious? Wow... I always thought your people liked doing that.
JULIAN
Whow, Your people? What do you know about my people?
DEBORA
No I didn't mean that.
JULIAN
So you have experience with my people?
DEBORA
Your people? Well there was that one guy in Cancun.
JULIAN
Cancun! Yuk.. You fucked a guy in Cancun of all places.
DEBORA
Well I was young and ... ah nevermind
JULIAN
No tell me.
DEBORA
Forget it.
JULIAN
Come on ... Remember honesty...
DEBORA
OK well what do you want to know.
JULIAN
How mamy men have you been with.
DEBORA
Julian Morales, Eso no se pregunta a una mujer Decente.
JULIAN
Quien dijo que tu era una mujer decente.
DEBORA (FAKE SLAP)
You think I don't know Spanish, but little do you know that I have been
pretending this whole time.
JULIAN
Oh si?
DEBORA
Si si senor.
JULIAN
You must have picked it up in Cancun.
DEBORA
Yes of course I worked as an exotic dancer there for many years.
JULIAN
Ha! You as an exotic dancer! I can see it. Senoras y Senoras Con
ustedes. Debora! The Jewish American Princess from New Jork!
(Debora and pulls the sheets off the bed wraps herself into a white
sexy dress.)
JULIAN
Wait wait . We need music. This is Cancun right?
He Begins playing salsa from his phone. Wolf like me - WSO. She starts
doing a strip dance. Eventually She arrives on top of him and they kiss
passionately. Julian pushes himself on top. She stops him)
DEBORA
Wait.. Me first.. (She immitates his previous obscene gesture)
JULIAN
(Resigned) OK..
He begins kissing down her body
FADE OUT.
SCENE 4 - LIEING IN BED
DEBORA
So you live in queens.
JULIAN
Yes.
DEBORA
You told me Financial District.
JULIAN
Well that's where I used to live.
DEBORA
Huh.
JULIAN
What do you don't like me because I live in Queens.
DEBORA
No, I don't care, but why do you lie?
JULIAN
I don't lie!
DEBORA
You said take me to Fidi.
JULIAN
Look I forgot.
DEBORA
You forgot where you lived?
JULIAN
No I was just used to saying fidi in a cab
DEBORA
And you said Goldman sacs.
JULIAN
I never said I worked for Goldman. I said I had an appointment at
Goldman Sachs, I have a lot of clients there, I deal a lot with wall
streets money. Making deals all over Fidi to Tribeca, right now I got a
50 story condo that's gonna be huge...
DEBORA
Look I don't care about any of that ... I just want you for you..
JULIAN
OK but I'm not a liar, my princess.
DEBORA
Lets just be honest OK.
JULIAN
Yes of course 200% honesty from now on. Ask me anything.
DEBORA
Anything...OK... How many women have you been with.
JULIAN
.... About 2 thousands
DEBORA
(hits him) come on stop it.
JULIAN
OK its more like 5 thousands but I don't want you to think I am easy.
DEBORA
Please.. I know your easy.
JULIAN
Oh yea?
DEBORA
Yea... ( they kiss... She stops ) tell me..
JULIAN
Look I don't keep a tally of such things. A man my age...
DEBORA
Oh that's another thing. How old are you..
JULIAN
Wow, what is this the Spanish inquisition.
DEBORA
I wanna know.
JULIAN
I told you.
DEBORA
I know.
JULIAN
And I know you looked through my wallet to see my ID. Aha!
DEBORA
Aha! So?
JULIAN
So. 29. Why did I tell you 30?
DEBORA
31
JULIAN
I said 31?
DEBORA
Yes
JULIAN
I must have been drunk. I don't remember.
DEBORA
You want to be the cool older guy.
JULIAN
No the thing is I always feel a year or 2 older than what I am. Its
natural ... And you too lied about your age.
DEBORA
Me? No no no.
JULIAN
Yes yes yes. I believe you said 24.
DEBORA
Bull shit you must be confusing me with some othe drunk white girl. OK
I'm 26 and proud of it.
JULIAN
But you birthday is coming up in a month. You'll be 27.
DEBORA
I didn't tell you ... why you little snooper you looked thru my purse
too. You snoop. I hope you didn't steal anything.
JULIAN
Yes I ordered more polyeuthrane condoms on ebay.
DEBORA
Haha, Don't worry speedy I have another box
JULIAN
Speedy? Is tat a racial comment or a sexual one.
DEBORA
I don't know guess ...
JULIAN
Well Obviously It can't be sexual because I know you be faking orgasms.
DEBORA
What? I don't.
JULIAN
Come one Deb, I really think you have a Chance at the Oscar.
DEBORA
Haha, no seriously
JULIAN
And the oscar for best female orgasm goes too Deborah!! speech speech!!
DEBORA
OK well I'd like to thank my mom dad, my drama teacher, 1st grade
teacher. 2nd grade teacher cat, dog... uhh...
JULIAN
Ehem... aren't you forgetting someone...
DEBORA
Speedy!!!
JULIAN
Yea!!!!
They kiss and continue to having sex.
FADE TO BLACK.
SCENE 5 - BORED. AFTERNOON.
Julian's on the bed playing with his iphone and looking out the window.
Deb is on the laptop wearing a t-shirt. Its mundane.
DEBORA
I'm bored.
JULIAN
Me too.
DEBORA
Lets play a game.
JULIAN
OK.
DEBORA
OK you have to guess who I am. But you only have 20 questions max.
JULIAN
OK. and what do I win.
DEBORA
Nothing you just win.
JULIAN
This not really a fun game.
DEBORA
No I guess its not...
JULIAN
OK, man or woman.
DEBORA
Woman
JULIAN
Dead or alive
DEBORA
Dead
JULIAN
OK, are you a singer, actress?
DEBORA
Yes, both
JULIAN
Of course... ummm American.. ( She nods ) OK a dead female actress who
sings... I give up.
DEBORA
Oh come on you have 15 more questions you can ask me.
JULIAN
Are you in love.
DEBORA
Am I in love? Probably.
JULIAN
With a couple of men...
DEBORA
...Yes.
JULIAN
So you get around.
DEBORA
Yes.
JULIAN
Are you happy?
DEBORA
No probably not.
JULIAN
Do you love me?
DEBORA
What?
JULIAN
Do you love me?
DEBORA
Do I love you? I don't even know you?
JULIAN
Do you want to know me.
DEBORA
Come on now you not playing the game.
JULIAN
I don't want to play this game. This is stupid.
DEBORA
Everything is stupid for you.
JULIAN
What did you say ( silence ) I'm out of here.
DEBORA
Where.
JULIAN
Home... the store... Anywhere. I just want to get the fuck out of this
room.
SLAMS DOOR FADE OUT
SCENE 6 BREAK UP MONTAGE.
Debora and Juian are in a very emotional fight. Dialogue will be jumpy
and on top of each other and so as to make the sequence out of sync.
The engery will build to a crecendo. Salsa music will play over.
DEBORA
You're so fucking petty. I swear. You keep tabs on all this shit.
JULIAN
Please don't act all high and mighty now. Look I never asked for this
DEBORA
I don't know what I was thinking getting involved with you. Asshole!
JULIAN
A spoiled brat that's what you are. You always have to get your way.
DEBORA
I don't deserve to be treated this way. Especially from you. Maricon!
JULIAN
There you go again. Your parents raised you to be a fucking creida.
looking down your nose on people.
DEBORA
I loved you Julian. I invested so much of myself into this relationship
JULIAN
Hey, look I'm a man OK. I do what I want and when I want. Alright!
DEBORA
You're a macho fucking pig who thinks he's hot shit for anyone.
JULIAN
Come Mierda! Estupida, ya me jarte de esta pendejeda. Me Libere!
DEBORA
Leave just get out please. Get out of my life. (Julian slams door)
CUT TO OUTSIDE
Julian walks out into the bright daylight. He looks up at the
apartment. Debora is also looking out from her window from her bed.
They share a smile. Julian hails a cab, gets in, and drives off.
FADE OUT.

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