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A Vote of No Confidence
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tudent Parliament took place on Thursday Following discussion between Matthew Barker and
In this issue: 3rd December and a statement was given Malcolm Hunt this public call for a vote of no con-
detailing events that occurred at the Execu- fidence was detracted at 4:30 pm on Thursday 3rd
tive meeting the night before. For those students December.
who did not attend Student Parliament, this is what
A Day in the was stated: As a result of the aforementioned ruling this Stu-
Life of: dent Parliament will not proceed as advertised. All
“Last night the union Executive met for its regular policy ratified by this body today will not automati-
Campus Boy weekly meeting. At this meeting an item of discus- cally become Union policy. Instead it will be recom-
sion was raised by the Union Chair on a constitu- mended to the Executive, who will make the deci-
tional interpretation. The specific interpretation was sion on whether or not it will become policy.
If Santa was ‘that Student Parliament had the power to propose
real.... and ratify policy and/or refer it to the Union Execu- Those people who wish to know more about the
tive’. The Union Chair had sought independent ad- course of yesterday’s executive meeting are invited
vice from the National Union of Students. The Un- to view draft minutes of this meeting.
ion executive, through its constitutional authority,
Mentos VS challenged the ruling and ultimately overturned it The chair’s motion regarding the part time executive
Coke with 5 votes to 4. effectiveness will be withdrawn from the agenda.
As this was a contentious issue a member of the Hitesh Tekchandani has formally removed himself
Drink Spiking Union Executive called publically for a motion of No as the proposer of the guest ticket motion. I am
Confidence at midnight last night in the following prepared to open this motion to the floor.
- Be Aware! officers: Lisa Shah, Chris Moffatt, Malcolm Hunt,
Ashraf Khalifa, Hitesh Tekchandani and Nick En- If you wish to be the proposer and talk for this mo-
twistle (who was not present at the meeting). tion please approach the help desk.
Worst Songs
Questions on any of the aforementioned events can
of the Decade A ‘Vote of No Confidence’ is essentially a vote
be raised in this forum in Questions to the Union
to determine whether the student population
Executive”.
has confidence in an elected individual and
Ten Best their abilities to carry out their role.
Statement by Union Chair on behalf of the Union
Films of the at Student Parliament
No doubt societies are organising Christmas meals and crazy themed bar crawls, like
the super hero one I’ll be attending this week – look out!
Societies Pages 25- 28
If you were one of the lucky ones to get your hand on a Fetish ticket, despite the crazy
queue that seemed to orchestrate itself around the Union, I hope you had a great time!
It seemed the firemen and suspenders were out in full force – good work!
Arts Pages 29 - 48
So what’s coming up in the next few weeks? Music I Pages 29 - 32
The Snow White Panto – guaranteed to make you laugh, probably cry and perhaps a Dance & Theatre I Pages 33 - 35
place where you can vent some of your deadline anger by yelling at the cast, sounds
like fun doesn’t it? Film I Pages 38 - 43
Of course it wouldn’t be the end of a year without the Christmas Party on Friday 18th Literature I Pages 44 - 48
December so make sure you don’t miss out on that!
Well it’s been a great year for us and I hope it has been for you too. I hope you have a
great Christmas and enjoy the count down to the New Year! Sports Pages 50 - 55
Good luck with all your assignments and exams and we look forward to seeing you in
Sara x
2010!
The views expressed in the paper are those of individual authors and do not necessarily
represent the views of the editorial team, the Students’ Union or the University of Surrey.
On a busy night, the dance floor is rarely empty with students choosing
to boogie rather than mingle around the bars. This segregation prevents
many students from dancing effectively due to the reduction in space.
Apparently, many use this as an excuse for their awful dance techniques,
although it’s common knowledge that most union-goers simply don’t
have any rhythm. The lack of room causes a number of issues. Stray
arms and overeager thrusting can be a hazard, while a more depressing
issue - the preying eyes of naive men - is disturbing and unattractive.
open
in the union; rather, it’s the sheep-like mentality of its inhabitants to
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Other universities have followed suite, with the Popular topics of interest at the MENS society
formation of Male Collective at Oxford University, include awareness of men’s mental health,
while the high profile topic is likely to spark as well as testicular and prostate cancer.
further support from male students across The society also improves the understanding
the country. These recent developments arrive among male peer groups of male rape and at Manchester University. Students require
after decades of feminist support networks, domestic violence issues. reassurance and advice, irrelevant of gender,
which represent a common feature at many and it seems isolating men from women is
campuses. Whether the accusations regarding its original the most effective solution to tackling gender
aims are true or if it is indeed “false information”, specific issues.
However, Manchester’s MENS society has at present, the society appears to have added
received its fair share of criticism. The chair serious value to the welfare of male students
Rumours have suggested that one student even Fetish night is heralded as the number one
camped from the previous night to ensure his event in the University of Surrey calendar,
share of the tickets – someone who clearly had where students are expected to dress up in
nothing better to do on a damp and cold Sunday perverted costumes in an attempt to out-fetish
evening. Scenes on the Monday morning one another. Admittedly, it does come close to
appeared similar to Roald Dahl’s Charlie and ticket to the union and not a magical fantasy rivalling the 3-day end of year binge.
the Chocolate Factory, in which thousands of playground filled with an unlimited supply of
children hunt for the last remaining golden chocolate.
Even with only two stores, it’s difficult not to perceive this partnership
as a monopoly control of campus catering; specifically hot beverages.
The choice available for students is continuously being reduced and
as competition deteriorates, students on campus fed up of the same
coffee will pay the price.
However, the first Starbucks store has proved very popular for many
students at Surrey. The store, which opened in 2007, receives regular
customers, rarely appears empty and feedback seems to be positive.
It represents the first licensing agreement between a University
and Starbucks, and Rupert Lawrie, director of business alliances at
Starbucks UK, said close to the time of opening the first store, “This is
a great commercial investment for the university, combining a fantastic
offer for students by providing them with somewhere recognisable from
home with an investment that will provide the University with significant
returns over the years.”
It has been another fantastic decade for news. Journalism has increased A female white spotted shark took zookeepers at the Belle Isle Aquarium
in speed and online technology has improved the storytelling techniques by surprise when she gave birth to two babies – despite the virgin mother
available for writers and editors around the world. Social media tools, not being near a male for six years. The mother laid a clutch of 6
such as Twitter, have enabled consumers to freely share exciting eggs, which is common for the species of shark, according to National
stories, some of which are literally a few minutes old. This combination Geographic. Instead of discarding the ‘infertile’ eggs, zookeepers
of both speed and quality makes the future of news amazingly difficult decided to leave them in the tank and 15 weeks later they hatched.
to comprehend.
A mother in Saudi Arabia gave birth to a baby who doctors later discovered
was born pregnant. According to Metro, the doctors discovered the
mother was pregnant with two foetuses inside her, where one of the
foetuses grew inside the other.
Customers were left in shock at a New York coffee store, when a van
was driven directly into the front of the shop. Apparently a dog, which
was left in the van that had its engine running, accidentally knocked the
van’s controls. No-one was injured, but the Cool Beanz coffee shop was
badly damaged.
A lawn bowling club near the Scottish city of Aberdeen was once the
scene of a distressing encounter between a man and a toilet. Reports
explain how a retired school teacher spent nearly four days trapped
inside the toilet with no food or mobile phone. 55-year-old David Leggat
relied on a survival course he had once been taught to endure the 100
hour stint.
2. Parrot reveals girlfriend’s affair, 2006 8. Crashed car found with cow in back seat, 2008
In 2006, a 30-year-old man named Chris Taylor, grew suspicious of his Thieves in Malaysia were caught in the act of stealing a cow after villages
girlfriend when the household parrot began saying “I love you, Gary”. His spotted the incident and set off in pursuit. The robbers eventually made
girlfriend at the time, Suzy Collins, came clean after being confronted their escape; but not before crashing the vehicle into a tree, where
with the evidence. According to MSNBC, Ziggy the 8-year-old African villagers discovered the cow squeezed into the back seat.
gray parrot, would also make kissing noises and would mimic Collins
saying “Hiya, Gary” every time she picked up the phone. 9. Armpit sniffer jailed for 14 years, 2008
3. Jesus found in a Kit-Kat, 2009 Armpits were the hottest topic of discussion in 2008 when a 36-year-
old man from Singapore was sentenced to 14 years in jail for sniffing
A Dutch website published an image of Jesus in a chocolate bar, after women’s armpits. The court charged the man with molestation, who
a man allegedly found the religious artefact in his Kit-Kat. The website sniffed a total of 23 armpits in locations including lifts and staircase
asked for submissions of bizarre and holy relics. Talking to the Dutch buildings.
website, the finder said “I was amazed. I just took a bite and then I saw
the face of Christ in it”. 10. 13 golf balls found in dog, 2008
4. Driver replaces child with beer crate, 2008 A concerned dog owner was startled when his rattling dog was found to
have eaten 13 golf balls. The black Labrador had the balls removed from
After purchasing a 30-can crate of beer, an Aussie man chose to use a his stomach in an hour-long operation. The balls belonged to Pitreavie
seatbelt to secure the cans and leave his unrestrained child on the floor golf course in Dunfermline, Fife.
of his vehicle. Police were “shocked and appalled” when they discovered
the man, who was later fined 750 Australian dollars.
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Santa" on it. I needed a spare controller - I'd Birds were made for roofs. Santa has to land
chewed through the last, don't ask - and I on a roof every nanosecond and time is of
was happy to receive it, but something stung the essence. So he's probably not choosy
me slightly. I realised that Santa had the ex- about his spot. Thus there would be a birdy
act same handwriting as my Mum and thus bloodbath.
confirming my suspicion that Santa prob-
ably didn't exist. Gosh darn. Need A Sharp Legal Team
He would be making about a million PS3s
But I got thinking recently what Santa would and giving them away for free this year. Sony
do if he was real: wouldn't take that lying down. The Elves
would have to have 'he got OJ off' legal skills
Rob You to fight his corner.
He visits billions of homes every year. He's
human so temptation would take hold at Never Give You A Pony
some point. Like most people, Santa probably hates Po-
nies.
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Travel to......
Polk County, North Carolina, USA
Christmas is creeping upon us now, so I thought it would be interesting whole town looks like an enchanted winter fantasy, so beautiful, covered
to write about a typical Christmas town that seems only to exist in in glittering snow. Everyone goes round each other’s house delivering
movies. toffee, cookies, chocolate covered apples, candy-canes, everything. If
you don’t take part in their generous nature, the old people snare at
Tryon is a little town in Polk County, North Carolina, USA. For those you.
of you who have never travelled to small town USA, it basically looks
like the towns in the shows Gilmore Girls or One Tree Hill. It is small, ‘Why do people so love to wander? I think the civilized parts
but charming and everybody knows each other’s business, (population of the world will suffice for me in the future’- Mary Cassatt
1,700). The town emblem 1911.
is a giant wooden toy horse
- completely pointless - in The few children in the town re-enact the scene of the baby Jesus in
the middle of the town. His the manger, in a little Episcopal church in the town centre; so quaint
name is Morris. Don’t mess and delicate but every year it’s exactly the same. I guess that adds to
with Morris. A young ‘funny’ the town’s sacred tradition. I’d have to say the best ceremony in church
teen spray-painted ‘Morris was when my 25 year old brother got kicked out for sticking a cross on
is a whore-riss’ one year an old bald guy’s head that fell asleep. He isn’t allowed back.
on the horse and the old
people tried to put him in Tryon is a little forgotten town that will never lose its charm. It’s a
jail. Seriously don’t mess. home to WWII vets. It is a little taste of what old southern hospitality is.
According to my grandmother, our family used to help run away slaves
The majority of the people there are elderly and quite entertaining. I by providing them stay in our house, but then again my grandmother is
remember meeting my grandmother’s friend one summer, an 89 year a compulsive liar so that’s probably bull. The idea is pretty cool though.
old woman, and the following summer my brother and I went up to her Anyway, if you ever have the impulse to visit a little town nestled in the
in the supermarket to say hi. I have never seen an old person wobble middle of nowhere but absolutely beautiful and untouched, go to Tryon,
so fast. We were literally the only young people there, and this lady with especially at Christmas. They do have lovely parades and candy. They
Alzheimer’s, forgetting who we were, assumed we were going to rob even have a fat Santa who looks as close as the real thing. So go, I
her. promise it will be a laugh!
Anyway, because it is so small, Christmas is the event of the year. The by Elizabeth Pettigrew
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“When she described her underwear, I forgot all Christmas songs. Currently I’m
repeatedly humming The night
the rules my rabbi taught me in the old school” Santa went crazy as the newest
Welcome to what might be the dirtiest part of this fortnight’s edition song stuck in my head. Oddly
of The Stag. I suggest you cover the eyes of whatever young ones disturbing how when Santa
may be around… and their ears. In fact you should just lock them in comes in “with a twinkle in his
another room altogether because ‘Fetish’ is in the air boys and girls, eye as he said Merry Christmas
and it sounds like heavy breathing along with bare flesh and smells like to all – now you’re all gonna
perfume, sweat, alcohol and partly mince pies at the moment. die”. Thank you Weird Al.
Okay so you all had to walk the monumental extra mile to the union Sometimes I don’t know how
and queue at what seemed like a ridiculous hour in the morning to get we all seem to have so much
a ticket but the truth is we all know it’s going to be worth it, because fun at Christmas. It seems to
this is Fetish we’re talking about. A night to become whatever figment be downhill from the moment
of your darkest imagination you can come up with. Before we break you find out the big guy in
red doesn’t really come down
up for Christmas and lose all bearing on what work we may or may not
have done over the term, there must be time for one more night of the
upmost debauchery. Let’s face it - after we leave the biggest things on
your chimney in the middle of
the night and leave presents
under your tree, which
Campus Boy
our minds will include lie-ins and presents, but I doubt so much of the
kinky parties (unless your family is like that). So it’s time to cast your in reality is a good thing
thoughts into that back room of your mind you usually only venture into considering the logistics. I mean how long would it take before children
when you’re alone and drag back a costume the likes of which all your started reporting Santa as a burglar? Surely everyone remembers the
fellow students will blush to gaze upon. Unfortunately with only three point at which they realised Santa wasn’t real (my apologies if reading
days remaining to bring together a costume I find myself drawing a bit this is that point). I had the misfortune of discovering every fairytale
of a blank. Suffice to say Campus Boy does not own his very own PVC creature I held with such high esteem was a myth in the same horrible
gimp suit lying around to stroll over to the union in. night. One evening after losing another milk tooth I developed what
I then considered to be an ingenious plan. When this tiny tooth fairy
Which then began to beg the question, what exactly does fill the came into my room to claim another of my teeth and leave a measly
fantasies of us boys and girls of the present age? Do girls still fall 50p piece in its place, I would spring like a ninja (this being my future
head over heels for the men in uniform? Are the guys still drawn to the career plan) stunning her with a pillow to the face before overpowering
playboy bunny like moths to a house fire? Will Santa Claus be putting her and claiming a good few pounds extra pocket money. Much to my
in an appearance with a reindeer on a leash? Well I decided to do a horror when I sprang my trap that night and all I managed to do was
little investigative work into exactly what people are planning to dress anger a bleary eyed fairy 20 times the size of what I was expecting,
up as on Friday to get some answers. Unfortunately no one seemed who also had an uncanny resemblance of my father. This faux fairy
to have any truly bizarre costume projects they were working on (that then proceeded the next morning over interrogation to confess it was
they would confess in a group anyway). There were quite a few girls all a cruel trick. That the tooth fairy did not exist, nor the Easter Bunny,
however planning to wear various uniforms from sailors to Rambo-esque Father Christmas or any other creature I could come up with. I still held
guerrilla fighters. So perhaps the years have caused a role reversal on out on the whole werewolves, vampires, yetis creatures idea because
who exactly goes for the uniform? Interesting still was one conversation I was convinced my parents were obviously too boring to have looked
I came across earlier this week where I found it strange exactly how hard enough, and because J.K Rowling would never lie to me. This
many guys find the ‘Hermione Granger’ fantasy appealing. I don’t know was back when Christmas time was literally the best time of your life.
if it’s the ginger hair, school uniform or the general high intelligence but Nowadays, you’re lucky if the relatives are computer-savvy enough to
dudes, it’s whatever floats your boat. Indeed I’m sure however anyone know how to operate a hyperlink on your neatly designer computer
chooses to appear, no sailor, dominatrix, Bo Peep nor human vibrator Christmas list. Still, despite the consistent and wholly inevitable family
will be disappointed. From what I’ve heard of costume ideas so far this bickering, I will enjoy the time off with comfortable chairs, egg nog and
year will definitely not be one to miss. maybe even a little snow if were lucky, because let’s be honest, we’re
all still six years old at heart.
Then looking ahead after dragging yourselves through the hangovers
and the last two weeks of term we all get to return to our homelands for Anyway that’s enough from me for this term. I will see you all in the new
family festivities. Now everyone has their own ideas about when exactly year. This is Campus Boy signing off for his Christmas holiday!
Christmas starts, for myself it’s the moment the Coca-Cola lorry appears
on our TV sets and St Nicholas tells me the “holidays are coming”. But
no matter how much I do love Christmas. People, December the first is
C.B
not an acceptable time to start playing your Christmas hits CD! I mean
I’m no scrooge by any rate but I’ve already had the urge to break several P.S Did anyone else only recently discover that Donner and Blitzen are
stereos over their owner’s heads, trip up a couple of sporadic groups German for thunder and lightning? I always thought Santa needed
of Christmas carollers and we’re only two days into the month! I am names that rhymed so just started making them up!
grateful though we can manage to come up with some relatively new
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A Super Secret
What kind of cereal do you prefer? I prefer calling, speaking to someone is more
personal, plus I text longhand anyway, I can’t
I don’t like cereal; more toast, croissants or stand it when people start shortening three
pink grapefruit mmmmm syllable words into two letters
Are you doing a course which is creative, Friends or How I Met Your Mother?
Pearl.
scientific, or business related?
How I Met Your Mother
When is your birthday?
My course is one of the human sciences
Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?
Now that would be telling
Team Jacob or Team Edward?
Angelina Jolie! Seriously anyone who doesn’t
Do you ever plan on revealing your
Oh I’m Team Alice. Ashley Greene is Stunning! agree needs to watch Wanted. Not the best
identity?
film but AJ is hot.
What colour is your umbrella?
Where would be the fun in that?
Do you enjoy the new science section of
I don’t own one, I laugh in the face of rain… The Stag? What is a standard day in the life of CB?
and then tend to get drenched
I did like the science behind fireworks!! I’d guess not too different from most people. I
Which football team do you support?
start my morning by climbing down from hanging
Which of the union nights is your
I don’t watch football upside down from the rail in the closet, proceed to
favourite?
race my housemates for the shower, rush some
Which of Shakespeare’s plays is your ill conceived breakfast (tea is compulsory). Then
I prefer the nights that have live bands.
favourite? I’ll walk to campus on a weekday and go to my
What is your favourite movie of the lectures etc. Go to work after if i’m working that
Probably A Midsummer Nights Dream decade? day. Then usually spending the evening reading
or watching rubbish TV and eating takeaway
What is the most embarrassing thing Well my personal favourite films all come from with the housemates. Always good times!
that has ever happened to you? the 90s but of the noughties I’m gonna go with
the first Pirates film The Curse of the Black
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STUDENT FASHION FILES
Hi guys, we’re back with our second issue- packed with lots of Christmas/ New Year
FAVOURITE FASHION
themed mini features! We have gift ideas for him and her, our favourite shop for party
QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
outfits and our top 5 style stars for 2009! But that’s not all... we also have our style
“Fashion fades, style is
stars and trends to look out for in 2010, a gorgeous party outfit in our ‘We’re loving!’
eternal”
section and a brand new section for men’s fashion! Plus one of our best kept
- Yves Saint Laurent
secrets- a website where you can hire actual celebrity designer dresses for a fraction
of the price!
Contact:
We hope you enjoy reading this issue as much as we did creating it! Have a If you would like to make
wonderful Christmas and a very happy New Year! See you in 2010, love Nisha and any comments or have
Christie x any views on this issue
please contact us by e –
WE’RE
mail. We would also
really appreciate any
suggestions for future
LOVING... issues. Thank you
Christie and Nisha xx
CHRISTMAS cc00206@surrey.ac.uk
SPECIAL! na00107@surrey.ac.uk
Christmas, it’s that special time of year again when we can all push the boat out and go that extra mile with our
outfits! Whether it’s for an evening out, special Christmas party or work do, we all look for an outfit with that special
something, maybe more glamorous with a bit of sparkle to it..... Well do we have a Christmas Cracker for you!
This dress (seen opposite) is from the shop that never lets a girl down- TOPSHOP! At £65.00 we admit it’s a little more
pricey than a normal evening outfit, but Christmas only comes once a year Don’t forget you also get 10% off as a
student at TOPSHOP making this sparkling stunner a sweet £58.50! This dress is a beautiful nude colour that will suit
most skin tones and with a shower of stunning on trend sequins, you can’t go wrong!
The dress is definitely the centre piece of your outfit so keep the accessories minimal!
We suggest this gold Brocade bangle £7.00 from Accessorize (also seen opposite) worn half way up your arm
and add on a ring of your choice!
Metallic peep toe pumps or gold strappy heels will complete your stunning look!
Hair + Make-up- Tumbling curls will give you some Hollywood glamour, making you the centre of attention!
Make up should also be minimal, try matte eyelids with a slick of black liquid eyeliner on your top lash line and
a volume enhancing mascara for luscious lashes! Peachy blush on your cheeks should do the trick with a
sweep of bronzer across your hairline, down your nose and in the hollows of your cheeks! Add in some glossy
nude lips and you’ll be raring to go!
Paint nails similar to this pretty, shimmery, sheer colour from Nails Inc. and you’re all set party all night long!
Extra tip: Add on a metallic belt to cinch in and define your waist if you want to!
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Student shop: Boot-y-licious!
Boots are always a staple of any autumn/ winter wardrobe and come in many different fits, lengths
and sizes. This season however over-the-knee boots were all the rage at A/W 09 catwalks and we
love them! Seen on celebrities from Shakira, to Miley Cyrus to Lauren Conrad, these boots are
catching on fast- even on the red carpet! Layer them over leggings with a dress and long cardigan for
a cute daytime option, or pair them with dark skinny jeans and a cosy jumper for a chic lecture outfit.
Opt for suede for a softer, more toned down version of this growing trend! Take a look at the
celebrities emulating this trend and our favourite high street pick for just £35.00 (£31.50 with 10%
discount) from New Look!
discount) discount)
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GREAT GIFTS FOR HER
With Christmas just around the corner we have
come up with some great girly gifts to give to
your fashionable friends! Girls Aloud have all
designed their own favourite Eylure eyelashes
and for just £25 from Boots, you can buy the
gift set along with an eyelash carrying case! This
Christmas, Nails Inc. are celebrating our beloved
show ‘The Hills’ by bringing us this adorable set
of nail polishes in raspberry red, dark teal, neon
pink and indigo all based on the show; the set can be purchased for just
£20. Nails Inc. nail varnishes normally retail at £10.50 each, making
this set a bargain at £5 a nail varnish! Christmas just would not be
Christmas without receiving a sparkling new bottle of perfume, we have
chosen the classic Miss Dior Cherie which can be found in almost any
department store or perfume shop. Marks and Spencer is such a
brilliant place to find really cute and reasonably priced gifts. We have picked out a floral jewellery holder for
£18, it’s practical and adds a nice touch to a girly bedroom. Finally, for the fashion fanatics, The September
Issue. This film takes the viewer inside the world of Vogue (USA) and its editor-in-chief, Anna Wintour. This
DVD can be bought on Amazon for just £10.
So we all know the experiment: you drop a pack of Mentos into a 2 litre bottle of Diet The reason for this is that the tiny bumps on the Mentos surface are hydrophobic
Coke, and woosh up it all goes, making a big sticky mess all over the surrounding area. - they don’t like water but water molecules like to be next to other water
But how does it work? Well once again, we in the science room are gonna molecules, so basically anything that you drop into the soda that disrupts the
explain as best we can. network of water molecules can act as a growth site for bubbles.
When this YouTube phenomenon began, scientists were puzzled. What could Mentos are also relatively heavy and sink rapidly; quickly creating bubbles that
be doing it? The original theory was that the chemicals responsible for the help make further bubbles as they rise. Crushed Mentos that fell more slowly
reaction were gum arabic and gelatine in the sweets, and caffeine, potassium created naff fountains that only travelled about 30 centimetres!
benzoate and aspartame in the Coke. Where did they get this preposterous
hypothesis? Nobody knows, but we do know that it’s wrong. So after hours of You can see a similar effect when you have a pint. Beer glasses are made with
research, experiments, tea breaks and power naps, I can reveal the source tiny scratches on the inside of your glass that act as nucleation sites, though
of this magic!!! obviously to a lesser extent than Mentos, and these tiny scratches promote
carbon dioxide bubbles so you get the perfect head on your frosty beer.
At the most basic level, Coke is phosphoric acid, sugar, carbon dioxide and
water, held in suspension, and what we see is carbon dioxide bubbles breaking That’s it, now you know. It’s a bit exciting isn’t it? And you can do it at home,
out of solution, and pushing everything else out while the escape. So what all you need is a 2 litre bottle of soda (Diet coke works best), a pack of
triggers it? Mentos (fruit or mint) and a very large open space. Please don’t do it in your
kitchen, the cleaners will like you even less than they do already! Impress
If you look at a Mento, you will notice it does not have a smooth surface, your mum/dad/friends/prospective lovers with your highly superior knowledge
it has ridges and bumps all over it, and these groves and dips act as what of experimental physics!
scientist call nucleation sites, that is carbon dioxide molecules latch onto
these sites, and band together until there are enough of them to form bubbles.
These bubbles have a massive pressure within them, about 30 times the by David Pugh
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The Big Science Tour of Britain!
So here we are then, December 2009. I bet you’re all saying to your friends, the body, where you can gaze at your guts. No trip to the West Midlands is
didn’t the year go quick or was that just me? It was just you, the rest of us complete without a trip to Ironbridge. This ferric masterpiece crosses the
have lived through another 365 days, just like we did last year, and the year River Severn in the town of Ironbridge, and has been there since 1779!
before! This really was the birthplace of the industrial revolution, before the bridge,
Christmas is here, and no matter how excited you are about Santa’s you would have had to get a boat or even swim to cross the river, not any
impending visit, I know that you’re really thinking “Oh my days, it’s eight more my friends, you can cross and be completely dry. The bridge is now a
weeks before the next issue of The Stag! Where will I go for my fortnightly UNESCO World Heritage Site and features a Victorian town, with costumed
science fix, what will I do Dave, what will I do!!!” staff portraying Victorian life and a weekly demonstration of ironwork!
On a completely unrelated note, if you happen to be in this area for any
Fear not dear reader, I have travelled up and down our glorious nation to find length of time, make sure you visit Cadbury World, for no reason other than
you places close to home where science comes alive! Visit them over the it’s awesome!
Christmas break; go on, you know you wanna.
Scotland
Cambridge Aye, Scotland, were going quite a bit
Situated not too far north of London, Cambridge is where modern physics north now, to the National Museum of
really came alive. Scientists have been studying here for over 900 years, and Scotland, where in addition to a large
as you’d expect, there’s a lot to visit. Make your first stop The Apple Tree, collection of kilts and shortbread, you
Trinity College, This is the very tree below which Sir Isaac Newton formulated will find the final resting place of the first
his theory of gravitation over 300 years ago. The tale goes that young Isaac animal cloned from an adult cell: Dolly
was sitting under the tree, doing some maths or something, and an apple the Sheep. Dolly, it turns out, is not just
fell off the tree and hit him on the head. This simple fact means that literally the first cloned animal; she is the first
dozens of people every year visit the site to marvel at a piece of history! stuffed cloned animal. Oddly, the world
I’m sure after the long walk to the birthplace of gravity your feeling like a has yet to see the first cloned stuffed
pint and some grub, so head over to The Eagle pub, where at lunchtime on animal. You can also find a 9 metre
February 28th 1953, scientists James Watson and Francis Crick announced barometer and artefacts from the history of Scotland, and postcards of Mel
their discovery of Deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA). The pub serves typical Gibson as Braveheart.
pub food, £2 pints and on a nice day, you can sit in the beer garden that
overlooks some of the beautiful architecture of the city. If you’ve still got time The South West
after all that, walk along to The Old Cavendish laboratory, the very lab where If you happen to be in Cornwall over Christmas, don’t miss a trip to the
these two boffins discovered the very molecules that make you different from Porthcurno Telegraph Museum, where in 1870, the world’s first underwater
everyone else in the whole world! telephone cable was laid, linking England to India, and us to call centres
on the other side of the world! A message could be sent from London
London to Bombay in 4 minutes! By 1885 there was 48,000 km of undersea
If you’re staying in Guildford, or not cables linking us to all parts of the empire. At the museum you can see
too far away, why not go for a trip instruments, cables and other engineering delights and learn about really
into London, head on over to South old submarines. If you pass through Bristol, take a look at SS Great Britain,
Kensington where you can experience built in 1843, it’s a pretty big boat, and you can take a free maritime
the delights of The Science Museum, archaeologist tour!
which houses over 300,000 items
from the last 800 years of scientific Spending Christmas abroad? Try one of these international science
discovery, including the first jet hotspots...
engine, a lot of spaceships and the
first ever calculator! There’s also The Smithsonian Institute, Washington DC, USA - A collection of 21
an IMAX cinema, where you can museums, with themes ranging from fine art to space travel.
watch a variety of 3-D films. Once you’ve had your fill of rockets, planes
and other delights in the Science Museum, cross the road and go to the CERN, Geneva, Switzerland - Birthplace of the internet, and the first
Natural History Museum, where you will find dinosaurs, more dinosaurs, place in the world to have produced antimatter, as well as home to the
bugs, whales, loads of animals, an earthquake simulator, and my personal world’s biggest experiment, the LHC.
favourite, a really really big tree, seriously, this tree is huge!
Just opened at the Natural History Museum is the new Darwin Centre, Akihabara, Tokyo, Japan - An electric town with more gadgets than you
which holds animal specimen, collected from all over the world, including can throw an iPhone at!
an 8 meter long giant squid! Entry to both museums is free, so you have no
excuse to not go! Jantar Mantar Observatory, Jaipur, India - Home to the world’s biggest
sundial (over 27 meters high)!
The West Midlands
So we’re travelling a bit further north So there we go, Scientific adventure is out there! Merry Christmas, and a
now, to Thinktank Birmingham, where Happy New Year to you all.
you can find out all about the West
Midlands industrial history, with
exhibits on the trains, planes and
automobiles that have been used by David Pugh
throughout history. There is also a
planetarium, where you can gaze
up at the stars, and a section on
sciencedeskstag@gmail.com
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The Chemistry after the Night Before – Can You Prevent A
Hangover?
by Sophie Bryant
Let’s run through the chain of events that got you into this state…
science style! mean that the relative alcohol concentration in your blood is higher.
Start on the water about now, you’ll thank me in the morning.
5.00pm Get home from lectures – there’s not a lot of time for dinner
when you’ve got to get ready for the big night, so you go for the quick 3.00am Arrive home – your keys magically appear, although the lock
option, and only have a small meal. seems smaller than usual, and you somehow manage to locate your
bed. Kicking off your shoes is enough preparation, and you fall into your
Next time, eat something! A full stomach means you absorb alcohol pillows immediately.
slower and more steadily, so your body won’t get overloaded.
Next time, drink some water before bed! A major cause of the hangover
7.00pm Drinking commences – you start consuming, and that small is dehydration, so avoid it in advance by quickly downing a glass of
dinner means the alcohol is absorbed from your stomach quicker. A water when you get in.
round of shots inexplicably appears on the table, (you won’t ask what
of) and you find yours is empty before you know it. Ethanol is able to 5.00am Fast asleep– the enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase-2 (ALDH2)
permeate most cell membranes, meaning it’s able to spread into all converts the ethanol in your system into acetaldehyde. This is a
areas of the body, including gaps between brain cells! chemical which is classified as “harmful” and “irritant”. Some research
also suggests it may be a carcinogen.
Next time, don’t drink so quickly! The body can’t remove it as quickly as
you’re adding it, so levels increase, interfering with neurotransmitters in Next time… sorry, that’s just what the body does! As the day progresses,
the brain that control all your body’s processes - this is when you start your body will break down the acetaldehyde into less harmful chemicals,
feeling drunk. Try to pace yourself to give your body a chance to process but in the mean time, you won’t feel amazing.
the ethanol.
9.45am Wake up – your head is pounding, but you focus on the clock
9.00pm Drinking continues – After that small dinner, you munch on and realise you’re supposed to be in a lecture at 10. Throwing on the
peanuts or crisps at the pub. The high salt content in these makes you closest clothes to hand, you dash out the door, trying to stay upright.
feel thirstier, and so you reach for a cold, refreshing pint to solve it. Then there you sit, with a dry mouth, a throbbing head, a churning
As you continue to add more alcohol to your system, it causes slower stomach, and ringing in your ears.
reactions, worse coordination, blurred vision and dizziness. Your heart
rate increases, and vasodilation (expanding of the blood vessels in the Next time, try and make it up in time for breakfast. Scientists recommend
skin) makes you feel warmer. honey on toast, as it replenishes sugars, sodium and potassium,
which the body needs to help recovery. Eggs are also recommended,
Next time, avoid quenching thirst with alcohol, it only dehydrates you! for the cysteine they contain, an amino acid which counteracts the
Try spacing out the alcohol with soft drinks to avoid this. acetaldehyde. Combine this with orange juice or water – avoid coffee,
as the caffeine will only dehydrate you more!
11.00pm Enter the Union – Good old Rubix! You stumble in with… wait,
do you know them? Never mind, you hit the dance floor and start to You might not be able to avoid a hangover completely, but following
strut your stuff. It’s a bit warm (not helped by your incredible moves) simple steps can help you to minimise them.
and you start to sweat. Squeezing your way out of the crowd, you head
to the toilets, then onto the bar – a swift bottle should refresh you Alcohol has a variety of other health effects which are much worse than
enough to get back out there. those you feel the morning after; oral cancer, reduced fertility in men
and women, high blood pressure and osteoporosis might make you
Next time, I thought I told you, alcohol dehydrates you! It acts as a think twice before that next big binge, and not just because there’s a
diuretic (makes you pee), and the lowered levels of water in your system 9am start the next day.
2. Melt the butter in a pan and scramble your eggs over a medium
heat. Add mixed herbs or chives if wanted.
Ingredients: Butter Vegemite/Marmite
3. While making the eggs, put your croissants in the oven for 2-3
3 eggs 2 croissants minutes.
Sliced ham Salt and pepper 4. Carefully split croissants in half and spread with a small amount of
Vegemite and butter. Top with scrambled eggs and ham. Season.
This Woman Is One Of The Best Student Radio Presenters In The Country
Yes, she’s standing on a table at an who likes to chat and have fun then get in contact about filling one!
awards ceremony and wearing trainers.
But GU2’s Josie Standbrook had just Listen to us: www.GU2.co.uk or 1350am
won Silver in the Best Female category Email/msn the studio: Studio@GU2.co.uk
at the UK Student Radio Awards. This Text the studio: 07575 073 400 (add it to your phonebook too!)
is GU2’s best result in seven years and
is even more special considering she
by Andy Vale
started only 6 months ago. The Student
Radio Awards were held at The Indigo2
in London and were hosted by Scott
Mills, Greg James and Fearne Cotton.
After the awards we were treated to a
fun DJ off between the best of Radio 1
and the best of Commercial Radio. You
can hear GI Josie on The Redemption
Session at 9-11pm on Sunday nights.
Here is our current schedule. More info on all shows can be found on
the website, where you can also listen-back to a show if you miss it.
Also you might notice that there are some spaces, if you’re someone
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No thanks. Parliament contact the Union Chairperson (ussu.
chairperson@surrey.ac.uk) or alternatively
And that’s my public email account, ever watch the opening statements of the Students’
burdened by ten unwanted messages to every Parliament video available on the Students’
one that I actually want to receive. But what Union facebook page.
about student accounts? You log on for a quick
flash through the latest on your group work only If anyone has any further questions or queries
to be bombarded by endless plonkers sending about any of the issues I touch upon feel free to
numerous spam mail messages telling people email me at ussu.welfare@surrey.ac.uk or visit
that spam mail is annoying. The irony... me in the Union offices. I’m always eager to
hear thoughts and opinions of students.
So what’s the solution? Well the Students’
Union is currently looking into codename Until next week...
‘Project Skynet’ (Terminator, anyone?) which
Let’s talk about email. Email is a wonderful aims to cut crap and send people only the Malcolm Hunt
thing – it allows millions of people across the things they really want to know. The idea is that Vice President Welfare
world communicate instantly and effortlessly if you’re a final year Chemistry student you really
with each other. Just think, if you want to don’t need 50 messages giving you tips on Moment of the week: The overwhelming support
contact your good friend Bob to wish him a setting into University or a stack of information given to me by students over what has been a
happy birthday it doesn’t matter whether he’s for management students. Nifty. difficult week. I wholeheartedly thank everyone
living in the fantastical hills of Rio de Janeiro for their messages of support. In particular I
or somewhere just outside Chelmsford, he can Of course that’s not the only thing that’s happened must thank those posting messages of support
probably still receive your communication. You this week. The Students’ Parliament incident online, those people supporting around campus
can even send him pictures, sounds and all exploded into campus life on Wednesday night and the team of law students I found in the
sorts of other goodies too. – launching itself onto unsuspecting students library helping out every step of the way. Thank
through the mediums of campus wide emails, you all!
But like so many good things in life, email comes facebook, posters and personal contact. This
with its down sides. lead to a 24 hour period consumed with a mix Tip of the week: If you’re reading this on or
of passionate exchanges, conspiracy theories before Monday the 7th December I recommend
Just yesterday I was browsing though my latest and general confusion. the ‘Say Something’ live music night in Rubix on
batch of messages. Top of the list was one from the 7th at 7pm. ‘Say Something’ will showcase
my mum asking me what my plans were for Thankfully the courses of action threatened did some excellent up and coming bands and offers
the Christmas holidays. Next were 3 messages not come to light and a full apology was made. the unique atmosphere of live music. Come
attempting to sell me the benefits of buying along and see what you think!
Viagra from a questionable foreign web site. For a full account of events leading up to Student
ATTENTION STUDENTS!
LOOK AT WHAT COLAB CAN OFFER YOU!
So it is coming to the end of the first semester, and hopefully, whether you are a returning student or a Fresher, you have settled into
the swing of University life here at Surrey.
Some of you may, or may not be aware of CoLab and what we can offer students, but it is certainly worth taking note of what we aim
to do within the University as some of our up-coming events, projects or surveys, could be valuable opportunities for you in terms of
enriching your learning experience whilst at University.
CoLab is a student ran organisation, which aims to enhance the students’ University experience. Some of the ways we seek to
achieve this is by: fostering links with outside businesses, giving students the chance to voice their opinions on their academic learning environments and
organising events and workshops to improve students’ skills and knowledge. For further information, visit our website www.co-lab.eu.
Please see below for details of our up-coming projects:
Workshops
Our workshops are run by the technology team that operate within CoLab, and offer you the chance to gain up-to-date knowledge, and get hands-on
experience in the latest technologies. Recently, we ran a session on Digital Story Telling, which proved to be a great success.
Coming up, we are organising a series of drop in sessions on web 2.0 technologies, such as Flickr, Facebook, LinkedIn etc. The sessions will provide you
with a flavour of the technology, and give you the chance to ask any questions you may have.
(Workshops are organised for both students and staff)
Events
Our annual Taste of Technology event is scheduled for February 2010. The event is a fantastic opportunity for you to network with employers of local, small-
to-medium sized businesses, to gain contacts for your future. The format of the evening will be similar to that of last year, where students were employed to
present various web 2.0 technologies in a fair-format. This enabled employers and students who attended the event to network in a relaxed, informal setting
whilst discussing and finding out about these new technologies. Please look out for further information on this event coming soon!
Surveys
Currently, we do not have any student surveys in operation, but we are always interested in finding out your opinions and views! One of CoLab’s primary aims
is to enhance what the University has to offer based on what the students want. Therefore, your participation in our surveys plays a fundamental role in terms
of making a difference to you and your fellow students’ University experience- so always be on the look out for our surveys!!
For further information on any of our projects, please visit our website www.co-lab.eu or e-mail us at colab@surrey.ac.uk.
Or why not pop in and see us; we are situated within the SCEPTrE centre in the AC building.
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Drink Spiking Spiced Sweet
Potato,
’How did I get home last night?’ they will contact the police. If you think you have been
Pepper and
sexually assaulted, it is important that you contact the
‘Why am I still in my clothes?’ police, with more information from victims, they may
be able to stop it happening to someone else.
‘Did I end up going to Dusk last night, or was it
Harpers?’ PREVENT: Aubergine Bake
‘Where did my mates go?’ • keep your drink in your hand, OR hold your Serves 4-6
thumb over the opening if you are drinking
‘Who’s this lying next to me?!!’ from a bottle, Ingredients:
2 medium to large onions
Sound familiar? • keep an eye on your friend’s drinks,
2-3 sweet potatoes peeled and cut into large
Well, you can blame the 8 pints with vodka chasers, or • do not leave your drink unattended at any cubes
time, even while you are in the toilet, 1 large red or green pepper cut into large
thinking that ‘eating’s cheating’, or even that you just
can’t take your lager, but could it have been that your chunks
• never accept a drink from anyone you do not
drink was spiked? 1 medium to large aubergine cut into large
know or trust,
cubes
WHAT? Drink spiking is when mind-altering substances, • do not share or exchange drinks, or drink 6 tbsp olive oil
such as drugs or alcohol, are added to your drink leftover drinks, 2 large cloves of garlic
without you knowing, changing how you act, or how Can of chopped tomatoes
you behave with other people. Alcohol is the most • when possible, drink from a bottle rather than
Can of chickpeas, drained and rinsed
common ‘spiker’. It is used either by adding it to a a glass because it is more difficult to spike a
drink in a bottle, 50 ml (9 fl oz) stock made with half a vegeta-
non alcoholic drink or by adding extra amounts to an ble stock cube
alcoholic drink. Prescription drugs are also used for • stay away from situations that you do not feel 1 tbsp Moroccan spices
example Rohypnol. comfortable with, Salt and sugar
Everyone who goes out drinking is at risk, whether it’s a 3 heaped tbsp fresh coriander leaves, trimmed,
• if you go on a date with someone who you do
quiet lemonade in your local or a big celebration out on not know, tell a friend or relative where you washed and roughly chopped
the town. If you’ve got a drink, someone, somewhere will be and what time you will be back, 1 small carton sour cream, yoghurt or soy yo-
could have their eye on it! ghurt (optional)
• do not give away too much information to
WHY? There are many reasons why someone might anyone you have just met, such as your
spike a drink, and it is not only females who could be address, Method:
targeted. The most common reasons are: • do not show off expensive equipment, like
mobile phones, or MP3 players, as you may 1. Preheat the oven to 200°C/400°F/Gas 6.
• for amusement,
attract unwanted attention, 2. Peel onions and cut into 8 wedges.
• to be malicious (deliberately nasty), 3. Pour 4 tbsp of the oil in a large roasting tin.
• remember that if you have already been Add the onion, sweet potatoes, aubergine and
• to carry out a sexual assault, or rape, drinking, you will be more vulnerable
because alcohol dulls your instincts and your pepper, mix well with the oil and bake in the
• to carry out a physical assault, or awareness of danger, and oven for 30 minutes, turning them half way
through.
• to carry out a theft. • do not become complacent - always 4. Peel and chop the other onion, fry in re-
remember that it could happen to you. maining oil. Add the garlic, spices, chopped
HOW: The symptoms of drink spiking will depend on tomatoes and cook for about 5 minutes. Stir
whether alcohol, or another drug, has been used, Some pubs and clubs give out bottle stoppers which
how much of the substance was used, and how much prevent the possibility of spiking, get one, it might in the stock and a pinch of salt and sugar to
alcohol you have already drunk. Spiking could result in save your life! taste. Add the chickpeas.
drowsiness, difficulty concentrating, confusion, slurring 5. Pour the spiced tomato mixture over the
your words, lowered inhibitions, paranoia, memory loss, If you are worried about any of this information, talk vegetables from the oven and mix in well. Turn
hallucinations, unconsciousness and even death. to the staff in Student Health Care any time. the oven temperature down to 190°C/375°F/
Spikeys are available for free from Student Health Gas 5 and cook for another 20-30 minutes
If you think you or a friend’s drink has been spiked it is
vital that you contact a member of staff immediately so Care. until the vegetables are well cooked, turning
that potentially lifesaving treatment can be provided. If them half way through.
you have symptoms as described above, go straight to Spikey® - a plastic “use once only” stopper that 6. Just before serving add the chopped corian-
A&E with someone you trust, they can do tests to find helps prevent drinks from being spiked. Website der. Serve each portion with a dollop of sour
out the type of substance used to spike your drink, and http://www.spikey.co.uk/ for more information.
cream, yoghurt or soy yoghurt.
Chat Health!
Trouble sleeping? Anxious about exams? Worried about STI's? Want to know how alcohol can be affecting
your mood? Want to know more about Cannabis? Want to lose weight? Need nutrition information? Then
mail in your questions all in confidence to studenthealthcare@surrey.ac.uk to CHAT HEALTH for your reply
in each edition of The Stag.
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Ask Angelique Anything..... Get it off your chest
I like this guy… I’ve lost someone close to me.....
Hi Angelique, Hey J,
Hey, I like this guy but I don’t really know
how to approach him. He probably won’t I’m not really having a I’m sorry for your loss and I’m glad you wrote in. It’s always
react in the way I want him too… consid- good time at the mo- hard to get going again once you’ve lost someone so close to
ering I’m gay. Everyone will make fun of ment. I’ve lost someone you but its not impossible. Instead of thinking about your loss,
me if I’m rejected so I don’t really know very close to me recently think about the good things in your life, think about your friends
where I should go with this. Should I tell and I feel like the worlds and family who all love you and are constantly thinking of you.
him how I feel or should I leave it? never going to stop spin- If you feel you need to let it out then talk to a housemate that
ning. I don’t go out any you feel you can share this with. Talking about things will make
Anon more, I think my house- you feel better, I promise. In terms of getting back to who you
mates have forgotten used to be, organise a day out with your housemates, make
I exist but I want to get your self heard and just have fun. I never say forget the past,
Hiya, this was a tricky one. back to who I used to be. as it’s the past that makes us who we are today. So use it, let
Where do I start? it make you a stronger person. If you need anything, you know
I just want to make something clear be- where I am .
fore I go on, don’t EVER be ashamed of J
who you are, gay or not you a person that Angelique x
deserves to be loved as much as anyone
else. You need to start loving yourself, if Boys are D***S!...
not how can you expect anyone else too?
Considering I don’t know the person you Angelique, I’ve had enough of boys, there all dicks! Why cant I find someone that genu-
like I can’t really give you advice on how inely wants to hang out with me without getting something else out of it? Why do they
he will react but you shouldn’t be afraid always have to ruin everything. I’m actually fed up.
to speak your feelings. Usually we can
tell whether or not someone might like Carrie xx
us, its just our natural human instincts at Hey Carrie,
work, but if you’re too nervous to act on
them, or if you don’t think that he shares Being a girl.. as much as I want to agree with you and jump on the anti-male bandwag-
the same feelings then maybe you should on.. I can’t. You can’t just assume that girls are the only ones that get pissed off cause
start at square one. Tell him your gay, you its not true, guys get annoyed at us all the time. Apparently we’re hard to understand
don’t have to tell him out straight but just haha don’t know where they got that from. Anyway it seems like you’re not looking for the
make it clear which gender you like. Af- right kind of guys, in fact STOP looking cause you’ll give off the wrong impression. Wait
ter he accepts you for being gay (if he till you find something in common with a guy and then go from there, I hope you’re not
doesn’t then he wasn’t worth the chase searching for a ‘best friend’ cause that just sounds stupid. I can’t tell you how to make a
in the first place), build up a friendship friend, as there are so many ways that I couldn’t possibly now where to start. Maybe its
and see what grows from there. Just take something you’re doing, maybe you’re so eager to find a male friend that you’re giving off
it easy, accept who you are and be your- the wrong impression. Just chill out, calm down. No guy is going to want anything more
self. I’m sure you’ll know what to do in than sex from a girl that seems over eager. No offence guys!. But if it seems like you’re
time.. What’s the rush? offering then why should you expect them to think any other way. Let me know how it
goes Carrie.
Angelique x
Angelique x
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Need someone to talk to? Get it off your chest
You may need to make some choices this week, make sure you You may be getting some bad news this week. Take this chance to put things
have your priorities right. Do not be complacent and take nothing for into perspective and try to appreciate the good things you have in your life.
granted. With that in mind, remember the winter holidays are coming On a more positive note, you will reap the benefits of all your hard work.
up so keep up the hard work, you will have plenty of time to have fun
soon enough. Scorpio (22nd October – 21st November)
Taurus (21st April – 20th May) Christmas is round the corner and you may feel like your motivation
is burning out, stay focused and determined. There is not long to
Feeling lonely at this time of year? Don’t worry, it’s just that holidays go before you can call it a day and sit back and relax. Keep up your
are a hard time for single people but I reckon you should make most of undying optimistic attitude and it will sure pay off
your singlet status. The world is your oasis, indulge and enjoy yourself,
regardless of having The One or not. Sagittarius (21st November – 21st December)
Gemini (21st May – 20th June) You’ve been overspending and over pampering yourself lately and
Following a rough week, this is going to be a week of wonders. You Christmas is coming up soon, don’t forget your loved ones. Things
should kick back and relax; the holidays are coming up so you have may not be as they seem this week, keep an eye out for anything
plenty of time to pamper yourself. Just don’t leave all your Christmas suspicious and keep your friends close to your heart.
shopping till last minute, remember what happened last year!
Cancer (21st June – 21st July) Capricorn (22nd December – 20th January)
It is almost end of term and that deadline keeps getting closer. It is This week money will be tight to make sure you prioritise your needs
time to stop putting it off and get some work done. This will not only and separate them from your wants. I know it is hard but we need to
make you more confident in your work but will also help in partying in make sacrifices. Have a night in, watch Disney movies and remind
last week of term Đ yourself how simple life used to be.
Leo (22nd July – 22nd August) Aquarius (21st January – 18th February)
With term coming to an end some serious decisions will have to be After all your partying and rough housing last week, this should be
made. You may need to make compromises but remember not to lose a calmer and focused week where you should try and get your work
sight of what is important to you. Think positive and brace yourself for done. Luck is on your side and if you try hard enough, you might
succeed in making all those deadlines and still have time to enjoy.
the Christmas festivities that are coming your way
Pisces (19th February – 19th March)
Virgo (23rd August – 21st September) You have had your eye on this person for weeks, its time you made a
move. With the holidays coming up, its time you took control of your
Your work load may be piling up and it seems like you’ll never finish
life and took a chance – it is worth it. Even making a small gesture,
what you have to do. Relax take a deep breath and remember time such as a Christmas card or present will take you a long way with that
is on your side. Take advantage of your resources and don’t forget to someone special.
squeeze in a little ‘me-time’
Do you have an interesting story to share about your time • A moment when the penny dropped – it all came together!
at university or about a specific event from which you have
learned something? • A particular aspect of your studies or an event that you feel
would be of specific interest and / or relevance to other
SPLASH is putting together some resources that will be made students, such as a work placement
available online to new students, and your story could be part of this.
Stories can be generally university related or specific to your course
We would like to receive your expressions of interest in the form BUT they must all demonstrate learning in one sense or another.
of a summary of your story idea in no more than 150 words to be
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- ‘Swim for the Children’
The Volunteering Society, aka ‘Do More’, is new this year. So far we’ve students learnt many
got off to a great start On Saturday 7th November, 11 enthusiastic life-lessons through this
students from the University went down to the Spectrum Leisure Centre invaluable opportunity
to take part in ‘Swim for the Children’. The sponsored swim event to experience
raised money for two local charities: Cherry Trees Foundation and the another culture.
Home Start Programme. Cherry Trees supports children and young Despite some heart-
people with learning and/or physical disabilities. Home-Start provides wrenching moments,
support to families faced with a variety of difficult situations; such as these students
bereavement, illness and disability. The students who participated in thoroughly enjoyed the
the sponsored swim event ranged from complete novices to swimming opportunity they were
superstars and collectively swam a whopping 11.4 miles in 2 hours. given and, as a result,
The total amount of money raised was an amazing £595.65. have developed their
personal capabilities
The event was coordinated by Do>More Volunteering Society. Do>More and independence. Do>More is conducting similar projects this coming
would like to thank everyone who swam in the event and everyone who summer and will be fundraising throughout the year to support these
supported the swimmers by giving sponsorship money. summer projects.
On the 26th November, a group of volunteers kicked off Do>More Do>More provides students with access to volunteering opportunities
fundraising for next year’s summer projects. They organised a very within both the local community and internationally. Do>More gives
successful cake sale and we would like to give a special thank you to students a great opportunity to make friends and have fun, while feeling
the cake sale team, who raised a fantastic £122.36. great about yourself and all your ‘good deeds’.
Other News from Upcoming events are Tree O’Clock, and a Christmas themed bar crawl
Do>More: social in December (probably 11th Dec). We’re looking for volunteers
for Tree O’Clock - Guildford Borough Council are organising a sapling
Last summer, a group of planting on Merrow Lane of approximately 1,000 trees so volunteers
students went to Uganda will be required around 10am to 12:30pm on the day.
to work in a children’s
home and local medical Interested in getting involved with one off local community volunteering
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Biffy Clyro – Only Revolutions (Nov 09)
Biffy are back!! With their brand new album, This album blends different styles, which Biffy
and what an album it is. Only Revolutions was master really well, with acousticy tracks such
released 9th November 09 and was met with as God & Satan to the fast paced rock of That
universal acclaim. The album starts off with an Golden Rule, Biffy also bring some keyboard
unfamiliar noise, and if you see the awesome in which is new to them. One of my favourites
pirate themed video for the single The Captain from the album is Bubbles which blends clever
you’ll see its foot stomping! It’s unusual but a catchy riffs, with great lyrics and Simon Neil
great idea, quite reminiscent of the opening of sounding more Scottish than ever. I love it!
Living is a Problem from Puzzle. I can see The Bubbles also features Josh Homme from
Captain as being a favourite sing-along at live Queens of The Stone Age on guitar.
gigs and festivals.
The album contains some quirky, insane
There are many love themed lyrics in the album, lyrics not unheard of in Biffy’s Music. Born on
this, in some cases is probably due to the a Horse is a great example, and the catchy that awesome Scottish voice make this album
recent marriage of one of the band members. intro sounds nothing like Biffy have ever done a MUST! A great carry on from Biffy’s Puzzle.
It’s also part of the theme of the album, which before. The lyric ‘were galloping slowly through As Biffy’s fifth album, they can only do better in
is about revelations in our lives. Mountains with this broken glass’ is strange but awesome, and the future right?!
its catchy little melody and nice lyrics, ‘Nothing it sounds as if they have meaning that’s pretty
lasts forever except you and me, you are my hard to decipher. by Mary-Rose D’Ambrosio
mountain you are my sea.’ It’s a good heartfelt
track mixing metaphors with mega rock riffs. Cool heavy guitar riffs, rock out sounds and
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TB19 to all events can be booked in advance at Senate House Reception or on 01483 686 876. Have a fun
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Going Public 1 - Xmas Dance Show
Three nights of entertainment to get you in the mood for Christmas
The Surrey Dance students, years 1 to 3, are presenting a show of professional level, including beautiful costumes and effective lighting.
some of their work achieved so far this year, for all to come and Plus intervals with festive nibbles and beverages.
enjoy. The show will be held in PATS Dance Studio and due to last
year’s high demand for tickets, the show will, for the first time, be This evening is aimed for everyone, whether you have a knowledge of
held over three nights. dance or not, you are bound to experience a wonderful night and learn
about new styles of dance. So bring along friends or family members
If you have never seen a dance performance before why not take this and enjoy a relaxing evening of entertainment, while watching the
opportunity to come and see a wide variety of styles that will be Classical to the up beat rhythms of African.
shown, ranging from African, Kathak (Indian), Contemporary and
Ballet. We will also be showing some pieces that our own students Tickets can be booked from the University Box Office, (located at
have choreographed. Senate House) on 01483 686 876 or via email : boxoffice@surrey.
ac.uk at £6 and £3 for students. The Xmas Dance Shows will be
You can see all of this literally on your door step and for a much held in the PATS Building Dance Studio on Tuesday 15th, Wednesday
cheaper price than you would at a Theatre in London with the same 16th and Thursday 17th of December at 7.30pm.
Hype is the new dance Group A far cry from his dazzlingly-glitzy, magical production
coming to the University of Surrey of The Nutcracker! Matthew Bourne’s Dorian Gray
on the Wednesday the 16th of uncovered the depths of his dark side. The story of
December at Rubix. The group one man’s hunger for everlasting youth and eternal
formed recently and is led by beauty ends in tragedy. Bourne’s choice to set
second year dance student Rachel Oscar Wilde’s classic in the 21st century exposed an
Leyland. They are excited to be unsettling truth: Dorian still exists in today’s society.
holding their debut performance Bourne substituted Wilde’s hidden portrait in the
in our very own union. The group attic for the incessant flash of the camera and the
is hip-hop based and they will be endless roll of digital photographs. This modern day
performing a medley of chosen twist emphasised Dorian’s narcissism, the multiple
works on the night, so the music replicas of his face making reference to the celebrity
will fit in with what is usually played culture of our time.
by our resident DJ’s on Wednesday
nights. Bourne boldly explores the powerful relationship between sex and death. In the beginning the dancers are in
a white studio, their beautiful bodies lean and their bright faces fresh. In nothing but their black underwear
Formed near the beginning of the they strike poses for the camera; Bourne at once captures their pulsating youth and hints at their naked
academic year, Hype rehearses vulnerability as they bask in the shimmering lens. Sharp, angular movements are employed, framing the
at the university though they will face. Sex sells. Bourne’s movement is characteristically quite literal and his dynamics theatrical. In the
not be replacing the Surrey Dance second half, the story descends into darkness and the dancers’ nudity takes on sinister meaning: in the very
Squad, despite the controversy same underwear they hang limply from the staging and sprawled across the furniture. Their naked bodies
regarding this issue. It is a separate sexualise the atmosphere of death and murder, revealing the corruption of Dorian’s mind.
entity from the University and Hype
is not a University society because Choreographically and emotively it was the intense duet between Dorian (Richard Wilson/Jared Hagemen)
even though they will be rehearsing and Basil (Jason Piper/Christopher Marney) which stood out. The chemistry between the two male dancers
and performing at Surrey, they was overwhelming. Erotically charged, the dancers chased each other wildly, the urgent dynamic suggesting
hope to participate various hip- their longing for one another. The lighting highlighted their muscular torsos flexing and releasing as they
hop competitions and festivals in used their strength to pull towards and push away from one another. In a series of floor rolls and handstands
the wider dance field. homosexual innuendos were explicit: in a blindly ecstatic moment Basil pulled Dorian’s head furiously toward
his pelvis, throwing his head back in pleasure.
Hype is a non-profit group and they
dance solely for the pleasure of At times it was hard to engage with the characters, particularly with Dorian. Driven by twisted passions, their
entertainment. So if you’d like to harsh exteriors were difficult to warm to. The devastating interplay of external beauty and internal ugliness
see them in action, come to Rubix shaped the piece: we watched in fear and fascination as his fame and adoration bred a monster inside him.
on Wednesday 16th during the last The final scene was distressing. Having killed Basil in a climactic sexual triumph he turns on himself. Bourne
week of Uni. You have no excuse uses two dancers to play the final murder perhaps to signify the duplicitous man he has become. In bed he
not to be out! suffocates his other self before lying dead.
For more information contact The cameras return to stage, commanded by the paparazzi. Pictures are taken compulsively, grotesquely
Rachel Leyland. chronicling Dorian’s tainted tragedy. Even in death his soul is irretrievably lost to the curse of fame. We
were left feeling shaken – a powerful warning about the destructiveness of vanity and the human lust for
immortality.
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Jasmin Vardimon Company YESTERDAY
Robin Howard Theatre, London Contemporary Dance School screams, groans frequent the aural, as a release of the emotional
engagement within the work. The oriental dancer, lying on her front is
White blinds from ceiling to floor occupy the stage; the audience buzzing close to tears when drawing on her body in marker pen, this being in
to see the delights of Jasmin Vardimon’s YESTERDAY, a collection full view of the personal camcorder, providing a mirror into her heart.
and celebration of the company’s repertoire. Those who know who of Despite the extreme anguish that the characters, and consequently the
Vardimon’s distinct style may hazard a guess as to what is to come, dancers endure, humour provides a light relief to which the audience
however, those who are new to the company’s work can only imagine. relish.
YESTERDAY’s musical accompaniment is diverse to say the very least. Choreography features a male unison section: sensitive, fluid, quite
Operatic, techno/electronic, industrial accompaniment, are just some of effeminate and yet a female unison section provides direct, powerful,
the genres used, in addition to percussive sounds of the body. Costume qualities that evoke those associated with men. Here Vardimon explores
choices within the performance are equally diverse. Jeans, suit, dress role reversal, therefore breaking down gender codes and redefining how
each representing a character and a story within itself, and although men and women conduct themselves through movement.
impractical at times, they are successful in enhancing that character.
The ensemble appear to the audience, as ‘ordinary’, not dancers at YESTERDAY, in all its glory, presents the dancer as fragile and
all. Perhaps it is this that allows for such believable portrayals of hard-impressionable; bringing out raw emotion and intellect of the company.
hitting issues; a realistic approach that the audience can identify with. Deployment of visual effects brings the setting of the performance to
the modern-day viewer, whilst the narrative and movement content
This piece has elements of physical theatre. One might note the use of establish the work and, indeed the company as ground-breaking in their
narration in a fight scene between patient and virus, humour isolating the approach and style.
situation, breaking away from the emotion of the dance. Consequently,
dancers of the company should be praised for fully embodying the by Lucy Al-Zoghbi
movement, in terms of physicality and emotional involvement. Breath,
She performed Kuchipudi from Southern India. Fast footwork entailed, deep pliés,
smooth, gentle, gestural movement. The musicians recited ‘Bol’, the spoken drum
beats, making it comical and playing off one another: one announced his name to
be James Bond whilst blowing dust off his fingers.
Then after the stage turned blue, her costume too, she stepped onto a brass plate,
twisting on it with precision - impressive. After each dance, a voice from nowhere
told us the story behind each piece, one depicting Hindu god Ganesh, another
about the river Ganges.
For her finale, the end image in my mind was her spinning on her knees around the stage, fast pace, sleek, quick, stunning.
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Film Get the popcorn ready...... general attitude towards the marauding gangs Sociology, details that are generally overlooked
Harry Brown (18) of gun-wielding adolescents that plague the by critics who have discarded the film as Daily
underpasses in Daniel Barber’s cliché urban Mail propaganda for the ever-growing problem
nightmare. of anti-social behaviour.
Viewers who turn up expecting an ironic The concept of an elderly retiree dispatching
Gran Torino-meets-Lock Stock shoot fest are vengeance on stereotypical delinquents,
definitely in for a shock. With mobile-recorded interwoven with extended scenes of prolonged
shootings of distraught mothers, casual tension succeeded by short outbursts of
pedestrian assault and Caine averaging an on- gratuitous violence makes for a surreal but
screen breakdown of once every four minutes, fairly weak plot. However, those who enjoy an
a light-hearted British flick this ain’t. extra helping of grit with their popcorn will not
be disappointed. Besides, it just wouldn’t be
Yet Harry Brown excels in suspense. A slow Christmas without Michael Caine brightening
build up of dripping taps, distant sirens and our screens, whatever the context.
“To them out there, it’s just entertainment” lingering glances generate an intense, hyper-
seethes a grief-stricken Michael Caine in real atmosphere that permeates an immersing *****
his latest role as Harry Brown - the widowed yet repulsive landscape of grey skies and graffiti.
pensioner turned vigilante. Such is the The mundane repetition of the run down council by Thomas Goulding
estate reflects the broken-window theories of
Now is a very good time to bring up this extravagant film. With the release date The atmosphere is so cold that you are almost alienated by their situation.
of Avatar fast approaching, James Cameron has always maintained that, “3-D The audience are given no privileges. The tense relationship is unbearable,
is the future”, “It will change the face of cinema”. Well here is my thought: 3-D strict, but at the same time heartbreaking knowing that the boys are almost at
is a fad, a gimmick, it always was. I am very sceptical about Avatar “changing breaking point. They are not ready to confront the harsh aspects of life and as
the face of cinema”, but if there is one film this decade that has been close an audience; we are just as vulnerable as the two boys. It is a personal, sad,
to opening our minds about cinema, it is There Will Be Blood. flawless piece of work.
Does There Will Be Blood do it with 3-D? No. So, how does it become the THE MOMENT:
film of the decade? It goes for everything, and does everything not just right,
but beyond expectation. Even I was caught off guard because the first time Both boys (Ivan and Audrey) are torn apart by their relationship with the father.
I watched There Will Be Blood, I had no idea where the film was going. It is Ivan, who is the youngest, is isolated and does not approve of the father.
like being on a rickety, runaway train and you do not know when it is going to When the three get to the island, Ivan is tired of being treated badly by the
stop. father that he threatens him with a knife.
When you see the Miramax logo, you start to hear this faint ringing of strings Ivan runs to a decollated watchtower where the father pursues him. He warns
in your ear coming from the gargantuan score by Jonny Greenwood (yes, that he is ready to jump from the tower in an act of devastation. The father
out of Radiohead). It then builds and builds, the pitch gets higher and you pleads Ivan to come down and talk to him. As the father climbs up, the
do not know how high your senses will take. The film finally fades into this unfortunate happens.
decollate almost inhospitable environment. The loudness from the strings
almost translates into the establishing shot of the film. From there on in, there In the last ten minutes of the film, there is hardly any dialogue, just the feeling
is no dialogue for twenty minutes. It is an audacious piece of filmmaking and of bitter confusion and sudden loss.
from the title sequence, you are absolutely mesmerised by the scale of this
film. Although you do not know where the story goes, you have this feeling of
impending doom.
3. United 93 (2006, Dir: Paul Greengrass)
Over the years, Paul Greengrass has gone from docudrama extraordinaire to
Daniel Day Lewis gives a barnstorming performance (a voice reminiscing John
mega budget Hollywood success, but what is great about him is that he has
Huston’s Noah Cross in Chinatown) that portrays a character full of suppressed
never lost touch or sold out. Even when he is committed to the Bourne series,
rage and contempt for everyone around him (“I see the worst in people”). It
he has always managed to capture the kinetic energy and physicality that
is a master class in acting that used to be present in Olivier’s finest roles. The
many Hollywood action movies lack.
transformation from a prospector clipping away trying to earn a worthy lifestyle
to a bitter, worn hunchback is fascinating.
Between the two Bourne films (Supremacy and Ultimatum), he made United
93. From what could have been a footnote in an exceptional résumé, it has
To say There Will Be Blood is an epic is like saying the Mona Lisa is just a
become a startling indication of what cinema can do to an audience. It can
woman. The brilliant thing about There Will Be Blood is that there are issues
leave them jaw-dropped and put in an uncomfortable position.
scattered everywhere about greed, war, land, capitalism, oil and anger, but like
the best films out there, it never flags them. It is there to find, and at the same
The film chronicles the real-life turmoil that was September 11th, 2001 and
time it is marvellous to watch the kind of filmmaking that comes so rarely.
the flight that failed to reach its target, Flight United 93. At the same time we
are placed in the positions of air traffic controllers who struggle to come to
terms with the events that are unravelling..
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It is in recent memory, one of the most uncomfortable exploitations of the state and covered up his deeds. He only knows Wiesler by his agent
privileged spectatorship. Over the course of the film, it is always stuck in the number, HGW XX/7. Moved by his actions, Dreyman writes a novel about his
back of our minds of what happened on that fateful day. The authenticity is experiences.
unpalatable and the fear that still lingers today that every day activities can
take an unexpected turn. His novel gets published and passing by a bookshop window is Wiesler, who
is now selling advertisement leaflets. He spots a banner of Drayman’s new
Every move the film seems to make is a wise one and that is incredibly book and goes inside to find that the book is dedicated; ‘To HGW XX/7, with
hard to do with the subject at hand. The use of largely unknown actors, the gratitude’.
use of handheld videography and the fact that Paul Greengrass never over-
emphasises. As he brings the book to the counter, he is asked if he would like the book gift-
wrapped. He replies, “No, it’s for me”. We see a faint smile on his face and
A great example is the well-known phrase, “Let’s Roll” that was used that simple, slight lift of the face is enough to make anyone feel moved.
by passenger Todd Beamer on the hijacked flight. It is faintly heard in the
background and it is never, ‘the Catchphrase of the Week’ it is just an everyday 5. Let The Right One In (2008, Dir: Tomas Alfredson)
lingo used to anticipate the worst, caught in among many whispers.
This is a welcoming reinvention of the vampire genre. It is tender, but never
It is undoubtedly hard to watch, but this is a remarkable film that mixes sentimental; chilling, but never scary; romantic, but never mawkish. Where
reconstruction with formidable filmmaking. It is detailed in its use of authenticity can you place Let The Right One In? The great thing is that is does not matter
to portray real characters with real lives. To get to the point, it is about people because whatever sub-genre it belongs to, it never strays down the wrong
that regrettably and unknowingly walked into an unfortunate event. It is brave path.
and devastating but it is not just that. It could not have been bettered.
It is the best film of the year and is the best fantasy film of the decade. It
THE MOMENT: deserves its place along weird, but wonderful fantasy horrors such as Pan’s
Labyrinth, The Spirit of the Beehive and The Orphanage. Like with all these
Hindsight is key to the film that makes many small, significant moments. The films, it never resorts to visceral content and what the Saw makers will never
passenger who gets to check in just before the gate closes, is heartbreaking. understand is that true horror comes from the heart, not the eyes.
Also, when United 93 is caught in ‘rush-hour traffic’ at Newark, it makes the
audience wish it could be late enough for them hear the news about the other THE MOMENT:
hijackings.
Eli is a vampire and can only survive on blood (well, duh). In order to do so,
Obviously, the most dreaded moment of the film is when the passengers try her carer (Hakan), slaughters bystanders and drains them for blood. The first
to storm the cockpit. As an audience, there is the thought in the back of your time we see him try to do so, he fails. The second time we see him, he makes
mind that they might just make it to safety. Unfortunately and inevitably, it is a mistake and is in a situation where he is surrounded. Trapped, he gives up
not so. Among the chaos, there is a cockpit view of the ground getting closer and pours the acid he was supposed to use on the victim over his own face
and closer. When the plane does hit, the film goes to a blackout. Never has to conceal his identity.
an audience been abruptly silenced. It is all we need to know.
In a later scene, Eli goes to the hospital and sits outside the window where
4. The Lives of Others (2006, Dir: Florian Henckel von Hakan is being treated. In an act of desperation a disfigured Hakan stumbles
Donnersmarck) over to the window and pulls out his life support ventilator. He leans out
towards Eli and offers his blood before falling out.
Probably the most deserved Oscar for Best Foreign Language film in a long
time. Also, probably the most auspicious debut this decade for this 33-year 6. Grizzly Man (2005, Dir: Werner Herzog)
old writer and director. This highly sophisticated film is more about character
transformation and emotional solitude than it is about the Stasi movement in A profound documentary that shows the tapes that Timothy Treadwell used to
East Germany. It achieves both in a proficient and in an affecting way. observe and live amongst the grizzly bears. Werner Herzog could not be a more
fitting person for the job of piecing together the mindset of Timothy Treadwell.
The film is centred on a Stasi agent, Wiesler (performed to perfection by Not only are the tapes used to capture the mind of a confused, unbalanced
the late Ulrich Mule), whose life is parallel to the subjects he is assigned yet enigmatic figure, but also to showcase a sense of awe that Timothy’s films
to spy on: a playwright and his actress girlfriend. While he is listening in on produced.
the couple’s conversations, events unfold and Wiesler is conflicted about his
position amongst the private life of the couple. Timothy Treadwell lived with the bears for 13 years in order to escape the
mass-hysteria of public life. He thought that he was part of the bears and was
It sounds like a set-up typical of narrative cinema, but in fact it is as exemplary a soldier protecting them. Unfortunately, the inevitable happened when he
as a finely polished novel. The characters are delicate in their own way. Wiesler and his girlfriend were killed in their tent by one of the bears in 2003.
is a character that is full of loneliness that any other film would be focusing
more on the job at hand. It is the subtle sleight-of-hand that make moments It is a dark side to the nature documentary when the person is the focus, not
in The Lives of Others, special. the animal. On many instances we see Timothy be erratic on camera, and we
realise that no matter how Timothy tried, he was never part of the bears.
THE MOMENT:
What Werner does is show nature in its truest form. His narration is spellbinding,
The ending is masterful and the most upbeat you are ever likely to have in a but he never interferes with the footage. He lets the footage do the talking
single decade. All it took was four words and it brings a tear to your eye. and when he does speak, he speaks with grace. He points out the bitter truth:
there is no kinship between man and the bear.
After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Dreyman (the playwright) learns that not only
was his flat bugged, but also the official spying on him (Wiesler) went against
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THE MOMENT: 9. Capote (2005, Dir: Bennett Miller)
Werner is wise beyond words. He listens to Timothy’s last tape on a camera In 1990, Janet Malcolm wrote an essay about the approaches used in
where it is just audio with no picture. We cannot hear it as an audience, journalism called The Journalist and the Murderer. It questioned the tactics used
although Werner describes briefly some of the things he is hearing. by author Joe McGinniss and his relationship with the subject (the murderer).
Janet says, “Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to
He asks for the widow to stop the tape, he cannot listen to any more. Soon notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible.” This
after, he advises her to never listen to the tape and destroy it. It seems right, is such the case with Truman Capote and his subject Perry Smith.
but we never know exactly what happened on the tape. It is just an enigma.
Capote is an underrated exposition of Truman Capote’s making of In Cold
7. Sideways (2004, Dir: Alexander Payne) Blood. The novel which created the non-fiction crime genre, is not so much
about the making of the novel, but more about the moral ethics used into
This film is the most pleasurable film this decade. The story is about two men. creating a piece of literature. Here, the finger is not pointed at Perry Smith or
Miles (Paul Giamatti), a failed novelist, divorced, who is an oenophile and Jack Dick Hickock (the perpetrators), but at Truman Capote himself.
(Thomas Haden Church), a friend who wants to sow his wild oats before he
gets married. They both go on a bachelor’s trip to wine country in California What is remarkable about this ‘biopic’ is that the films distances it from the
and meet two women for whom they have affection. subject it is portraying. Here, Capote is determined to write his book and his
attachment to Perry is unjustified. The only reason is getting the information
It is a dislikeable premise, but Alexander Payne (the deft writer-director of he wants for the book. There is only a fake kindred relationship. The film is not
Election and About Schmidt) makes the characters understandable because afraid to show that.
they are men. Just men doing what buddies would do before reality creeps up
on them. The pairing also makes the film incredibly funny and human. Kudos THE MOMENT:
to the fine acting all around.
Truman Capote’s fellow novelist and friend (and most likely his conscience),
The film has an eye not just for witty dialogue, but also for setting. Such as Nelle Harper Lee encourages Truman to attend the 1964 premiere of the film
adaptation To Kill A Mockingbird. At the after-party, he is sitting alone at the
the motel near the junction to the highway. It feels positively true and the bar with a cigarette held up in a snooty posture.
characters are well rounded, such as when Jack sprays deodorant on his feet
before going out. It is a very manly action that seems rather pathetic, but true. Nelle walks up towards the bar where Truman is egotistic and full of self-pity.
Overall, the film feels incredibly satisfying and hardly puts a foot wrong.
We see Truman for once, not being the centre of the party that we saw at the
THE MOMENT: beginning. He does not care for Nelle’s success, only his own. He mutters, “I
don’t know what all the fuss is about”.
In a scene with Miles and Maya (who Miles takes a fondness to), they enquire
about what is the best wine they have stored away. Miles mentions that he is 10. No Country For Old Men (2007, Dir: Joel Coen, Ethan
saving a 1961 Chateau Chevel Blanc for a “special occasion”. Maya urges him
to open the bottle when he gets home, because of its rare taste and value.
Coen)
The Coen Brothers always stand on a seesaw with me. Irksome (Raising Arizona,
Later when Jack gets married, Miles skips the reception in order to rush
The Hudsucker Proxy, The Big Lebowski, Intolerable Cruelty, The Ladykillers,
home and get out the bottle. In the next scene we see him lonely in a fast
Burn After Reading) or they can be intriguing (Blood Simple, Miller’s Crossing,
food restaurant where he slips the wine into his polystyrene cup. Miles was
Barton Fink, Fargo, The Man Who Wasn’t There). No Country For Old Men is
planning to open the bottle with his ex-wife on their tenth wedding anniversary.
their best film since Fargo and it goes back to their roots in Blood Simple.
It is downbeat, but it is rather poignant.
It is a moral dilemma with all the impending consequences. Josh Brolin plays
8. Etre et Avoir (2002, Dir: Nicolas Philibert) a Texan who comes across a satchel of money left from a drug deal gone
wrong. The evil pursuing him is personified within Javier Bardem as Anton
In the end, you have to admire teachers for what they do. This documentary Chigurh (sporting a Peter Tork haircut). Meanwhile, you have the aging sheriff
accounts the year of a primary school in the tiny commune of Saint-Etien ne- struggling to come to terms with the way the world has changed.
sur-Usson in central France. The main hero is Georges Lopez who teaches the
children and deals with the issues they face day after day. The Coen’s always seem to work to their full potential when they mix the
brooding material with comic grit. No Country For Old Men is beautifully shot
The documentary is very detailed and it is captivating to watch such a dedicated by Roger Deakins and it certainly never leads astray from the original source
and patient teacher deal with a wide range of children aged four to twelve. material. Out of all the Best Picture winners this decade, this is the best.
What you have is an admiration for the school environment and the respect
that the teacher gives to the children. Whether it is over fights or making THE MOMENT:
cakes, the documentary holds it own, observed significance.
The ending caught everyone off guard for those who have not read the novel,
THE MOMENT: but it is a sensible and moving ending. Amongst the chaos, the humanity
comes from Sheriff Tom Bell (Tommy Lee Jones) who cannot understand how
At the end of the film, it is the beginning of the summer holidays and Georges the world can deal with this form of evil.
Lopez says goodbye to his pupils for the last time. His pupils kiss him on the
cheek on the way out, with the occasional individual joke (“I’ll hold these two Like with Fargo and Marge Gunderson, the film ends on a heart-rending note.
behind”). Tom Bell describes two dreams to his wife both involving his deceased father:
one, of how he lost ‘some money’. The second dream is about him and his
When all of the pupils leave, there is a long pause where we see Georges look father riding on horses through a mountain pass. The father goes ahead of
on proud and on the verge of tears. He is fulfilled to see his pupils happy and Tom to set up a fire. Tom knows that his father will be waiting for him when
learning. He knows he has done his job for the year and you know he is one he arrives.
of a kind.
“…And then I woke up”. The film goes to credits, and a reminder of what good
can come out of sticking to the source material.
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Literature Get those creative juices flowing....
(Read, or sing, to the tune of Cliff Rich-
ard’s ‘Mistletoe & Wine’)
‘creeps.’
Love is in the air, Joey starts to stare, The Deceitful Cat
Carrie takes his eyes off her chest and starts to
The bells are ringing, the carollers are singing, swear. Strolling out of the gym, the darkness of the cold
Snow lands on the grass, the laughter’s begin- It’s all in good humour, though his mum’s not still air cools me as I make my way to the car park.
ning. best pleased, In the distance, the darkness is emphasised by
the only light coming from the festive decorations
The fire starts to crackle; the men’s voices are Her first Christmas at the neighbours, how she’ll
illuminating the town. My split sole trainers crunch
low, always be teased. against the icy ground causing me to cautiously
The robins are chirping, happiness flows and Christmas time, Rex lets out a whine, think about the pace of my feet - so I slow down.
flows. His master’s lips are blue, of life there’s no sign. The chill of the air makes me feel uncomfortable
Christmas time, Jackie’s on the wine, The knife’s not yet hoary, warm blood shouts as I quickly place my hands into my pockets. My
Her children are trudging in sewers through the out ‘Crime!’ fingers caress my car keys, in hope that my hands
slime. Not all broken hearts are mended with time. will warm up in such cold temperatures, the keys
No support from their father, no way off the Christmas time, eyes open wide, are conveniently placed for ease of opening as I
streets, A policeman is coming maybe he’ll provide. reach the car door.
Some broken glass to the wrist seems their only But he gets out his baton and beats him round
reprieve. the head, As I reach my car I sigh, partly with relief, and partly
because I can’t wait to get home. After a hard day’s
Mulled wine is served, the oranges so sweet, ‘One less dirty swine on the streets,’ he said.
work of nine to five and the gym that followed, I
Uncle Jack is tipsy and can’t stay on his feet. Christmas time, Molly cries and cries, can positively say I’m knackered. The lack of sleep
His wife starts to mutter, his son rolls his eyes, She’s three months old and her body’s covered from the night before has certainly not helped, as
His daughter’s smile sparkles, she’s his little in grime. the disappearance of Minstrel roamed my mind. I
prize. Her mother watches over, she wants to save her can easily say I’m lost without her, and after five
Christmas time, Robbie starts to smile, from this life, days of her being missing, I long for the comfort of
But the hooded youths just spit and call him She puts her hands on Molly’s neck and watch- her presence and her soft sooty coat.
‘vile!’ es her die.
They punch him through the fire; they kick him Merry Christmas. As I begin to drive along the road towards my
in the teeth, house, I begin to search, wondering if Minstrel
His eyes start to close and his last thought is by Bhavan Aujla could be hiding. In this cold weather she would be
freezing. As I pulled up outside my house a faint
and unfamiliar sound occupied my ears. I decided
‘Just Say Yes’ to turn off the engine and directed my eyes towards
the pathway outside. There wasn’t anyone to be
If you try to imagine a world without the written create the descriptions that would accompany seen. Thinking that I must not have heard what I
word, it’s a pretty daunting prospect. Not just the display, as well as an overall report, she did, I climbed out of the car, slamming the door
because there would be no books to read interacted with the community members, and behind me.
(devastating I know) but also because there found out what inspired their pebble designs.
would be no written manuals or even birthday Speaking to everyone who took part, from children At once, I hear a strong, once faint, sound of a cat.
cards. Ok, a pretty extreme example, but it does to elderly member of the community was clearly However, the meow remained unfamiliar, and with
prove that writing reaches a lot wider than just no easy task, but Jen said she felt “privileged, that I decided it couldn’t possibly be my Minstrel.
novels. to be able talk to everyone and to represent the I headed to the front gate outside my house. For
University.” a minute I had forgotten all about the whining cat
A more down to earth portrayal of this was seen - until it made that sound again. I turned around
on the 16th of November. The ‘That’s a Bit of Us’ That’s not to say her work didn’t have its and saw this sooty coated black cat beneath my
exhibition in the AC building was a display to challenges. She admits to meeting some “really feet. I stared at it in curiosity, there was something
endearing about the way that it had approached
commemorate the community project that had bizarre characters” and having to tailor her writing
me and the way it was now staring - as if it was
taken place in Park Barn and Westborough 08- out of University-mode, so that it could be read
longing for attention.
09. The scheme gave all local residents a chance by everyone. It also meant being selective in the
to make a clay pebble that would represent quotes she used, and choosing which personal The persuasion of the cat made me at ease as
something significant in either their past present message to highlight was one of the hardest I bent down to lightly stroke its head. The cat
or future. The result was a diverse and colourful tasks. That said, she truly enjoyed the experience purred in approval and therefore encouraged me
display of pebbles made by all ages, and each with and the finished result is definitely something for more. I missed Minstrel dearly, and for a moment
its own special symbolic value. However Helen her, and the entire community, to always be proud I imagined this cat to be her, devoting all my love
Hienkens-Lewis (Head of Learning at the Watts of. Her advice for fellow students? “Embrace and care for her. I smiled as the cat lay down on
Gallery where the exhibition was held for almost every opportunity because at our age we don’t the stone pathway. So much so, that I continued
a month) realised quite early on that someone get many. Just say yes! You never know what it to stroke it. Suddenly, as if by magic, the once
would be needed to document the project as it might turn into or how it will affect your CV.” pleasant and endearing cat, changed. In a moment
ran throughout the spring and summer. of irritation the cat abruptly scratched the side of
by Eunice Njagi my hand. The impact of this produced a cut which
Enter Jennifer McConnell; a now third year wept and bled. Without a moment’s hesitation the
student at Surrey studying Culture Media and For further details about the project, visit http:// black cat saunters off into the darkness.
Communications (with Professional English). She www.wattsgallery.org.uk/learn_ThatsaBitofUs.
took on the role of Writer in Residence as part html, where you can see more of the pebbles My once knackered self now feels agitated as I let
of her work experience, and essentially became made. the cat go, and approach my front door. But then,
the voice of the community. Given the task to that same familiar sound occupies my ears… not
again, I think.
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The Mishaps of CELEBRATION! Well, it’s that time of year again;
Word
disorganized chaos has taken over and the quest for
Jennifer Lee the perfect present ensues. A very stressful venture,
A Christmas Special yet the look of joy as your loved ones open their present
from you...well, it’s all the motivation you need. And
Of
My Reflection: The Sushi Bar:
Matt for those of you that don’t follow the festivities of
As the festive season begins and Christmas, I’m sure that you have been inundated
shoppers prepare themselves for
with party requests, because now is the time for a
The
the most hectic time of the year, I (Jennifer Lee) found
myself pausing in a small sushi restaurant just off the
edge of town: ‘Mai Sushi’.
celebration! With the end of the first term on our
doorstep and New Year celebrations also creeping up
I sat in the crowded bar, but couldn’t seem to escape
the sound of Christmas bells blaring from the street. on us, enjoy the future merriment and I shall see you
all next term. And lastly, to borrow the words from Kool
Moment
“Oh the joy of Christmas,” I thought to myself, staring
at the numerous bags lying beneath my feet – I was
truly knackered. I lazily began to look around at the
chairs near me, all filled with people surrounded by
and The Gang, “Celebrate good times, COME ON!”
their friends and families – apart from me. I happened
to be alone, and at truly realising the finality of that Laura Bright
statement I decide to order another martini. I signalled
to the barmaid, and noticed that she looked different
from all the other workers; contrasting their black hair
she was blonde. My eyes drifted to her name badge,
‘Lucie’, and I smiled to her as she placed another drink
in front of me.
I gazed down at my sushi, began to take miniature bites ‘I See You Everywhere’
(apparently it helps you lose weight) and reflected on
my day, which to be fair was not hard at all. Another
normal day at the office, consisting of many lattes and
many cappuccinos, I began to realise how boring I
by Julia Glass
am on my own – it should be against the rules to self ‘I see you everywhere’ by Julia Glass, follows the tremendous journey of two sibling sisters,
reflect. Instead, I began to observe the people around Louisa and Clem. The novel runs in chronological order from 1980 all the way to 2005, and
me. I noticed a young Japanese waiter whose facial this progression is illustrated at the start of each chapter. The majority of chapters convey
expression intrigued me; his face appeared completely dates a couple of years or so between them, but for the main part of the story – the year
blank with no emotions, and his eyes were fully fixated 1993 – the chapters are centred on the months of that year. This is effective as the reader
on the crowds among the bar. I caught sight of his can properly follow the story in a sequential order, and gain the two sisters’ perspectives,
name badge - ‘Char-lee’. As I pondered the significance which are both portrayed in different chapters.
of the hyphen, I was distracted by a familiar voice.
The main focus of the novel is the complicated relationship between the two sisters, filled
I turned around eagerly, and to my surprise it was
mystifying Matt – yes girls, any shopaholics dream
with love, hate and jealousy. It is a heartfelt story, as the reader is intrigued by Louisa’s (the
man. “What are you doing here alone?” he asked. I younger sister) jealousy over her older sister, and the negative affect this has on her life;
contemplated saying I was waiting for someone but Glass presents a highly misfortunate individual through the character of Louisa. However,
realised my empty sushi plate could be a giveaway. Clem is portrayed as the more loved sister, even preferred by the sisters’ own mother, a
Instead I said the first thing I could think of, “Oh I’m prejudice that is exposed during a ‘family cook out day’. Therefore, the reader’s sympathies
just spending some time alone to reflect.” The idea lie within the character of Louisa, which in many ways makes it so heartrending (considering
sounded so ridiculous I nearly blurted out a laugh. the circumstances). This is why I think the novel is classed as a bestseller; it offers a new
Matt began to smile. He looked as though he was stance on a fictional story, ‘two sisters, two very different lives....’
about to speak, and for one mad moment I thought
maybe, just maybe, he would ask me out. “Jennifer” he The main reason I enjoyed this novel so much is, unlike other books, it presents the two
started, in his divine voice. I began to prepare myself perspectives of the sisters, and even though they both have ‘very different lives’, as sisters
mentally for this moment, and tried to hold back any they are connected and thus ‘see each other everywhere’. Glass is very good at describing
forms of squealing due to excitement. He spoke softly,
“You have some sushi in your teeth.” At which point all
the different emotions between the Louisa and Clem, as well as their relationship. Therefore,
my hopes and dreams were shattered, and I flushed I would strongly recommend it, as an easy, well written read.
bright red. No kiss under the mistletoe this year then?
I contemplated asking. by Steff Lever
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And You Thought Sudoku Was Hard...?
Amy Barnes takes a closer look at how an American poet laureate’s hoax • The first line and third line of each stanza should be repeated.
inadvertently spawned a new form of poetry: the paradelle.
• The fourth line of each stanza should consist of words from the first
I was sitting in my room desperately trying to summon the will to write from the and third lines, and should not exceed 10 words.
depths of my tired brain. Suddenly, a friend of mine popped up online. After
exchanging the usual ‘Hey, how are you?’ he asked me if I’d ever heard of a • The final stanza should consist of all of the words that you have used
poetic form called the paradelle. in previous stanzas; but should still follow the 6 line, 10 words per line
structure.
I replied that I hadn’t, and felt that little bit more uneducated. After all, I am
a student of English Literature; yet I would be lying if I said I had an extensive Sound complicated? It is! But this is essentially a puzzle; slotting words in and
knowledge of poetic forms. In the past, when asked during the submission arranging them to try and achieve something special. After puffing up with a
process on deviantART what type of poem I was uploading, I must admit I was sense of pride having managed to write my paradelle, I thought I would look
bemused with the villanelles, sestinas and ballads were listed as categories. into the ‘history’ behind it and where on earth this tricky yet clever form of
So, after receiving a quick tutorial from my friend as to how to write one, as poetry came from. Turns out, the paradelle is not “one of the more demanding
well as a shining example that he had written, I had a bash at writing my very French fixed forms, first appearing in the langue d’oc love poetry of the eleventh
own paradelle. century.” It is in fact the brainchild of former American Poet Laureate, Billy
Collins. Collins invented the paradelle as a parody of the villanelle AND made
It really isn’t an easy form to abide by when writing a poem. The ‘rules’ are as up its phoney French origins.
follows:
But it appears that his joke at the expense of restrictive poetic form has
• The poem should consist of 4 stanzas. prompted a new wave of paradelle poets, who accept the challenge of the
frustrating word puzzle it poses and who create some remarkable pieces.
• Each stanza should be 6 lines long. Collins’s joke may well be on us, but I for one am very glad.
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My First Poem How Fiction Shapes Us
Summer’s love
Lemme discuss this new trend in poetry
called ‘free verse’, which I detest. In an article printed here some weeks ago, I boldly claimed that Our fiery love was innocent
If you’ve studied English literature a greater understanding of the causes behind recent support prey
you’d have noticed some poems, for fascism could be found in the novels of David Peace. While
which have no set rhyme scheme. it may seem naïve to attribute this responsibility to a series To tragedy, and its friends.
Oh, the agony I suffer of bestsellers, I still stand by my theory that fiction has the
whenever I come across such atrocities. potential to make a positive difference. But us, immersed in
Forced I was, to read such shit happiness
when I was in school. Literature has always played a vital role in awakening the
Oh, the joy I feel Were bound to make
now I know that I no longer have to do that.
conscience and stirring readers into action. Whilst many find
the term “all art is political” derogatory, for others it celebrates amends
When done properly,
free verse can be quite readable. how essential values and ideals are to society, and how every
Alas! More often than not it’s just a tool text can offer a myriad of interpretations, depending on the
for people who can’t write poetry partialities of the reader. Both the left and the right of the
political spectrum for instance, have adopted George Orwell. ‘Whatever happens,
to save their life.
whatever scar’
Write a few sentences, The debate still rages today: was he the neo-conservative who
somewhere midway in the poem dedicated his time after 1936 to openly satirize the Stalinist
throw in a few hoity-toity words - That’s what you lied to me.
regime and state intervention, or the anti-colonial socialist who
’sepulchural’, ‘guttural’, or maybe even ‘jiggery-pokery’ attacked the inequalities of the class system in such earlier
- hit the enter key a few times, For every grass stain made
works as Down and Out in Paris and London? is now
and voila!
And if you don’t ‘get’
Whilst Nineteen Eighty-Four has become ingrained in tabloid Tattooed in memory.
what is going on in this post
- why, it’s an attempt at parody of course! culture with the idiom ‘Orwellian state’ exhausted by the Daily
Great respect for rhyming poems I have Mail, other less obvious texts can be perceived from a political
none for free verse I do; standpoint. Is Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein an epistolary novel
next time you come across such a ‘poem’ of gothic horror or a social commentary that challenges civil Sometimes I smell your
tear away the page, you should. right issues such as capital punishment? JG Ballard’s Crash: caffeine breath
This poem, by the way, 200 pages of perverse car crash mutilations or an insight into
was my first – and last sexual liberty gone mad? When you begin to judge a book in Calling from afar
this way, even the airport departure lounge canon of Stephen
by Ankur Banerjee King and Dan Brown can shape your understanding of politics You lure me with a
in the contemporary world. chocolate glare
White-hot Wonderland
And reach out to my heart;
the ironic white Will literature continue to make this impact on our perceptions?
but
of Myer Centre windows From Aristophanes to Atwood, if history has taught us anything
as mallgoths sweat pale it’s that the pen truly is mightier than the sword.
Thin white slip for escape; there in my pocket. Safe. Your quick fingers; a stolen coat, a button lion. We
We are always safe. Slip in my pocket; the trains stand Kiss near the fountain. You and me- as stone pillar. Hand in hand, cheek to
cheek
At the white station; there for late, thin escape.
This summer’s love won’t
Rush along metal to dirty London, under light sugar rain. No escape. The trains always run fast, along metal to last a week
Rush along metal to dirty London, under light sugar rain. London. Rush near the fountain. You are thin and white.
No need for tickets, barriers open. Let’s run. Fast. Free. Button your dirty coat. Barriers. A need for tickets, You took my heart, and
took me too
No need for tickets, barriers open. Let’s run. Fast. Free. In my safe pocket. Quick, let’s kiss! We slip as
All I was has died in you.
Let’s open barriers; free, light. No need for sugar. Run!
We stand under a stone pillar. Light sugar fingers. We.
Rush along fast! To dirty London! Metal rain.
The stolen lion. Me? Free, open. There. At late rain.
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Had this fight lived up to the hype it may well have come top. As it is, it’s still a 1st September 2001, Munich, Germany
huge moment in the history of boxing. Two men who had lasted a combined 81
fights without losing, and with 55 knock outs between them, the hype for this It was do or die for England against the old foe. A loss to Germany at home
one was at fever pitch. Come fight night celebrities such as Bruce Willis and earlier in the campaign was only the start to a stuttering campaign for the
David Beckham filled the MGM Grand and the crowd were incredible, booing Three Lions as they found themselves needing a win over Germany to have
“Money” Mayweather out of the arena whilst singing Hatton Wonderland. In any chance of qualifying for the World Cup. The team had seen a slight change
fact, everything about this fight delivered apart from, you know, the fight itself, in fortunes since Sven Goran Eriksson took charge but as they still sat 6
but for the record breaking number of British people watching the fight on pay- points behind the German leaders no-one was prepared for what was about to
per-view it really was a monumental occasion. come. A hat-trick from Michael Owen and goals from Gerrard and Heskey saw
England come back from behind to destroy the German team 5-1 as it served
9) New England Patriots vs. New York Giants- SuperBowl XLII as a launch pad for the team to overcome the odds and qualify for the World
Cup as top of their group.
American Football, 3rd February 2008, Phoenix, USA
4) Steve Redgrave wins Five Successive Olympic Gold Medals
Such was the success of the Patriots team from the last ten years they almost
made it on to the list on their own. But as far as moments go, the 2008 23rd September 2000, Sydney, Australia
SuperBowl will go down in history. The Patriots were chasing an unprecedented
perfect season in the NFL against a Giants franchise that had lost 6 times Before the 2000 Sydney Olympics only three men had won give gold medals in
already that season. All signs pointed to a Patriot victory, but in one of the five Olympic Games and none of them were British. But as part of his Coxless
greatest upsets in NFL history the Giants fought back from a 14-10 deficit Fours team alongside Matthew Pincent, Tim Foster and James Cracknell,
through some Eli Manning magic to score a touchdown with just 35 seconds Redgrave went back on his promise to never row again as he became part of
remaining to bring home the Vince Lombardi Trophy. the all time sporting elite and win gold yet again. The victory in Sydney gave
him BBC Sports Personality of the Year and he was later knighted by the
8) A.C Milan 3 - 3 Liverpool- UEFA Champions League Final Queen as he became the greatest Olympian in British history.
Football, 25th May 2005, Istanbul, Turkey 3) England vs. Australia- 2005 Ashes Series
Liverpool’s first Champions League Final in 20 years in front of 70,000 fans in 21st July-12th September 2005, England
Istanbul seemed doomed to fail from the start. Paulo Maldini put the Italian side
ahead within the first minute of the match, but it was Kaka who was the star As far as cricket goes in this country, this is the big one. Australia had been
of the show as he set up Hernan Crespo twice to fire the Italian Champions in holders of the urn since 1987 and things didn’t look like changing as the
to a seemingly insurmountable 3-0 half time lead. Liverpool came out fighting Ozzie’s stormed to victory in the first test at Lord’s, with Australia fast bowler
in the second half and in an incredible six minutes of football Gerrard, Smicer Glenn McGrath even saying a 5-0 win was a distinct possibility. However,
and Alonso had gotten the Merseyside club back on level terms, but with England wouldn’t take that lying down as they fought back to win the second
neither team able to break the other down the game eventually went down to test at Edgbaston, draw the third at Old Trafford and win the 4th at Trent Bridge.
penalties where Liverpool were able to overcome the Italian giants and win the This left Australia needing the win, and with Shane Warne at his best you
shootout 3-2. Liverpool had become the Champions of Europe once again. wouldn’t have counted against it, but a superb 158 runs for Kevin Pieterson
and a sublime bowling performance from “Freddie” Flintoff meant that time
7) Rafael Nadal vs. Roger Federer- Wimbledon Men’s Singles Final was too short for the Ozzie’s and the 5th Test was draw. Finally, the urn was
coming back to England.
6th July 2008, London, England
2) Lance Armstrong Wins Seven Consecutive Tour de France’s
It was a battle between the two greatest tennis players in the world at the
greatest tennis event in the world. Federer and Nadal are no strangers to each 1999-2005, France
other but this one excelled anything either one of them had done before or
since. The longest final in Wimbledon history saw 4 hours and 48 minutes of Okay, so maybe this run of wins covers too long a period to strictly be called
the most exciting tennis you will ever see as Nadal took a two set lead, only for “a moment”, and his first win occurred outside of the decade.
Federer to battle back for an epic fifth set decider. It may have taken a double
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But as Lance Armstrong battled back from testicular cancer that had media darling but with a brilliant team including all time legends such
spread to his lungs, abdomen and brain to destroy the record of five as Martin Johnson and Lawrence Dallaglio, the English remained on
Tour de France wins with seven consecutive victories, I’m sure we can par with the Australians long into extra-time following a try from Jason
let this one slide. His epic six year battle against Ullrich to become the Robinson and four penalties converted by Wilkinson. To come would
dominant rider in the world set the sport alight as Armstrong repeatedly be the defining moment of the decade, the one moment that stands
stood tall, winning by margins as large as 6 minutes and 44 seconds out above all else for every English sports fan. With just 26 seconds
over his rival. As perhaps the one cyclist everyone knows, with cameos remaining on the clock and with England in possession, Matt Dawson
in films such as Dodgeball and You, Me and Dupree Lance Armstrong posted the ball back to Wilkinson to score the drop goal to send the
might well be the most successful sportsman of the decade. fans in to raptures as England were crowned the World Champions.
1) England 20-17 Australia- 2003 Rugby World Cup Final Disagree with this list? Disappointed to see Kimi Raikkonen’s last gasp
win of the 2007 Formula One Driver’s Championship missed off the
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occasion to remember, but to face the Wallabies in the World Cup Final Stag in 2010!
on their own turf is undeniably gargantuan. With Johnny Wilkinson the
Wareing as the last man standing and with the aid of the energetic Rix, Rob by Simon Coston
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Guildford Heat Spotlight on....
Mike Martin
by David Holt healthy living to school
children around Surrey.
As you know every issue we shine a light on the best players at Guildford Heat
and find a little out about them. While last week we looked at Chad McKnight, So with all this talk of a
this week we look at the team’s longest serving player in Mike Martin. life after basketball, is he
considering retirement?
What is there to say about Martin that hasn’t already been said? He’s the “I keep myself in good
team’s longest serving player, having been there since the start, he’s the shape all year round,
leading scorer and rebounder, played in the Championship winning team and and I actually feel like
it could be argued that he’s been the British Basketball League’s best home I’m jumping higher and
grown talent of the last four years. Defences find the power-forward difficult running better now than a
to guard one on one yet he remains one of the best interior defenders in couple years back. As long
the league, regularly marking the oppositions best players whilst scoring on as there’s a ball and a
average 15.7 points a game in his four seasons for the Heat. hoop, and an opportunity
for me to improve, you’ll
As well as starring for Guildford Heat, Martin has played on the continent see me around”, which
for St Etienne as well as representing The Heat in the ULEB Cup. In fact, it can surely only be good
was in European Competition that Martin remembers his favourite game for news for The Heat as they
Guildford, when he scored 28 points against Turk Telecom in Ankara. “I had push towards another BBL
an awesome game- everything just felt right and was a somewhat out of body Championship, as well as
experience where I could see myself balling and nothing could stop me!” his fellow players. Player-
coach Chad McKnight
Despite not starting playing basketball until he was 19 years old, the Londoner said “I know that I can
won a bronze medal with the British basketball team in the 2006 Melbourne gamble on my man
Commonwealth games, playing in every game and even scoring 13 points in because Mike’s always got
just 16 minutes in the bronze medal play off game. But does he ever wonder my back. He’s so active
what might have been had he started in the game at a younger age? around the basket.”
“I’m blessed to have travelled and enjoyed success wherever I have ended up And besides, if Martin
playing over the years. When it comes down to it, you have to make the most carries on with the way he
of the situation you find yourself in. You can have success wherever you are has been playing, including
if you put in the work.” Never a truer word has been spoken, but Martin also his top scoring performance against Milton Keynes Lions last Tuesday, why
lives by this philosophy off the court as he is currently training to become a would he ever want to stop?
sports therapist, as well as joining the “Heat Hoops 4 Health” team, promoting
Ryan Giggs has arguably been one of the greatest Wenger’s belief he has in his players, they too believe
footballers to pull on the red devil shirt at Old There are no more international breaks with the and still have a say in where the title goes this season.
Trafford since George Best. Ever since he scored exception of the Africa Cup of nations; meaning there Spurs of course are still vying to crack the ‘Big Four’ and
Football
his first goal in the Manchester Derby on his will be a lot of football during the festive season and want to have a taste of Champions League football.
full début for United at 1, Giggs has graced the left into the New Year. With United fighting on four fronts They have been looking good despite drawing against
wing for a very long time and has been the only and slowly getting back to their best could this be the Aston Villa and being knocked out of the League cup
player to have scored in all 18 seasons of the season to do another treble or even a quadruple? Or by the holders Manchester United. Jermaine Defoe
Premiership. He will always be remembered as one is it too early to dream big? looks to have already secured his ticket for the World
of the ‘’men with wings’’ that graced Old Trafford Surely there is the beast of the multi million pound Cup in South Africa next year especially after his 5
squad of Chelsea. Chelsea are favourites in almost goals in an emphatic and unbelievable 9-1 mulling
His recent performances against Manchester City and every competition apart from the Carling Cup. Their over Wigan Athletic. His form has been impressive
Portsmouth have been very crucial in the title challenge, recent run of form has been incredible. Having beaten and he is in contention for the golden boot.
but more importantly, so has his overall contribution to all three of the rest of the so-called ‘Big Four’, most I am still wondering where Liverpool have been this
the history of Manchester United. With his performances pundits think these are the most important games season. Surely we can’t blame the departure of
not going unnoticed, he was rewarded a one year to win in order to be champions of England. After Xabi Alonso for their poor form. Without a doubt,
Insight
contract to grace Old Trafford and the world of football. recently beating arsenal 3 nil at the Emirates, playing with Torres coming back to fitness I believe we will
Chelsea at the moment is a nightmare for every be hearing the echoes of ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’
Apart from being such a graceful player, Giggs over the manager. Didier Drogba is looking sharp again and very soon. For the sake of Liverpool I am sure the
years has shown good discipline on and off the pith definitely back to his best. He is scoring easily and fans want to see Mr Benitez work his wonders that
and has been the perfect example and role model for is every defender’s nightmare. Will Chelsea suffer, saw them win the Champions League in 2005. Now
every football player and youngster. Now at the Age come January as they will be losing the likes of Didier in the Europa League, they should be favourites to
of 36, he has won almost every award there is to Drogba and Michael Essien and the rest their African win that competition. Could there be a Merseyside
be won and has won every trophy with the exception players? There is a bonus for the blues in a certain derby final against Everton who recently progressed
of then Uefa Cup, now referred to as the Europa Joe Cole if you remember him. Cole is back in the to the next phase? With their recent performances
League. We can only begin to imagine the number starting line up as he is back to fitness and showing in the League, I would be interested to see whether
of medals he has in his cabinet. After his 800th us what he is made of, while Mr. Capello will surely be Fernando Torres will stay at the Club if they fail to
appearance for United, I also hope Giggs will hit 200 just as happy as Carlo Ancelotti. qualify for the Champions League next season.
career goals for United just as he has now scored a What would the Premier League be without the ever
graceful 100 in the English Premier League; with an attractive champagne football of the North London
exceptional free kick in a 4-1 win over Portsmouth. club Arsenal? The gunners are still mathematically by Don Decaprivano
Long Live Ryan Giggs - a true red and a true legend. in contention to win the premiership. With Arsene
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