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THE ALFELORITIS
INFECTION
Defnition of Infection
The Alfeloritis infection is known to be a bacterial
infection that is spreading all over the world. The
infection is spreading very quickly due to it being a
bacterial virus. It may be transmitted through direct or
indirect contact with a person who has it.
History
This disease was first found in a man named Kiven Alfelor
(hence the name, ALFELORitis). It was a brand new mutation
that came from his father, Alejandro Cullen. They didnt
know they had the virus until they felt the urge to start
eating human beings. They had no idea why they felt the need
to, so they went to the doctor to seek some help. The doctor
had no idea what the infection was, or where it came from.
They were the first ever in history to experience such a
thing. Luckily for them the doctor figured out how it came
into being. The doctor said that when Kiven was born, he was
a normal child (besides the fact that hed been dropped
about 60 times). No signs of the mutation just yet. It was
only when as a little baby, he was introduced to rice milk
that came from his fathers breasts. It was clear to
everyone that this wasnt normal, but thats who they are..
They arent normal. Because of him getting his nutrients
from his father rather than his mother, he caught the virus
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from his fathers breast milk and it soon spread like
wildfire. The infection was spreading very fast; it had
affected anyone who ever shared any type of contact with
Kiven.
Transmission
Simply just breathing the same air as someone who is
infected transmits the disease. It is airborne. But the
worst way you can catch the disease is if Kiven sings to you
and you hear it, or if Alejandro twists his moustache
while looking at you. Also, if anyone who has the disease
touches you.. youre done. The risk factors for the disease
include:
Being Asian
Being Caucasian
If you wear the brand Wolves n Winners
Being in Mr. Cullens class
If you eat rice
If you live on planet Earth
If you listen to music that sounds like the devil is
being summoned
Regionality
Given its form of transmission, this infection is most
prominent in the Philippines, United States of America, and
Canada. The reason why is because theres a lot of
Caucasians and Asians. The place that is least prominent is
Africa because there are very little of those races there.
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Efects
One is most likely to be infected after 30 minutes of
exposure. An infected host becomes a zombie after 24 hours.
The infection takes over the body making the host hungry for
human flesh. It makes the host walk and run in a zombie like
motion. The infection itself does not kill the host, but it
will remain dominant until the host dies from other causes.
The body begins to rot from the disease as a side effect.
The zombies are aggressive because theyre hungry and they
havent eaten what they want. Theyre like how girl act when
theyre on their period.
** Symptoms & Complications **
Once the infection has occurred, the host starts talking in
a Vietnamese like accent as a symptom. They also like to
bite on your arm or constantly touch you. The side effect to
this disease is that it makes you ugly (at least thats what
it did to Kiven. Just kidding).
** Prevention & Treatment **
You will know you have the disease when you have the sudden
urge to bite someone when you see them. Or if you feel like
you have a sudden craving for breast rice milk. You can
prevent the virus by staying away from Kiven and/or Mr.
Alejandro Cullen. You can treat the infection by buying
kill-a-kiven hand sanitizer that kills 100% of your bad
bacteria. It is 97% successful.
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