THE IMPROVED CORK SLANG (best 100)

This is your first lesson in de frases of de Cork biys.

C'mere I realise some of the feenos and de wans have pure hassle
with de Cork speak like.So have a lash of it and ther'll be less
gowls around. How bad!
Part 1:Expressions
1) C'mere = Excuse me
2) I will yeah! = no!
3) What's the story fella? = how are you?
4) hows the form? = hows it hanging?:
5) You would yeah!= You would'nt dare!
6) Here la = here you are
7) There la = it's over there / look over there
8) State a him la = He looks bad
9) (Ah / Awe) now sham = thats good
10) I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight with you.
11) Pure = very
12) Two fucks = care
13) Could'nt give two fucks = I don't care
14) Like = this word is used at least once in every Cork sentence.
eg Ah know like you understand don't ya?
15) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a sentence.
16) Nawful(he's a nawful langer) = terrible
17) Bate = beat up, used with da fuck. eg I'll bate da fuck outa ya
18) Have a lash off = have a go
19) Lash into hash = Smoke cannibas
20) Be wide = be careful
21) Scetch = There`s someone coming( be wide)
22) Be doggy wide = be extra careful
23) How bad bhoy = good
24) Bhoy (pronounced-by biya) = man / person. Not necesserily a
Celt.
25) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance
Part 2:Nouns & verbs
26) Brasser / stella / tramp / trollup / whore bag = prostitute
27) Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in bob, chews on gum, has
earings the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly norries (see no.71)
28) Jammy Rag = a tampon
29) Steamer / bender / queer / ass-bandit / faggot / puff /gaylord
=homosexual
29 b) Hairy = Child molester / peodaphile or old person
/experienced person
30) Blouse = Steamer ( ya fuckin` blouse)
31) Wan / bure = female
32) Young wan = female child
33) Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male
34) Small fella = Male child
35) Mam / dad / ole man / ole laid / oul fella / oul wan =
mother/father

36) Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers = knackers

37) Apache = joyrider
38) Salk = stolen car
39) Sham = young male / hard man or knacker
40) Sham-feen = macho / hard-man
41) Snout / gonker / snoz = nose
42) Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff = vagina
43) Pussy = chicken shit or faggot (see no.29)
44) Langer / langerdan: prick
45) Gowl(Ghoul) = Stupid person
46) Gimp = Feckin eejit
47) Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling from side to
side)
48) Fifty = Stood up
49) Poppies / tatties = Potatoes
50) Yolkes = ecstasy
51) Duby / chatnospoof = hash
52) a nodge = small bit of hash
53) a knock = a lump of hash of any size
53) A deal = 10 pounds worth of hash
54) A score = 20 pounds worth of hash
55) Shades / law / blue bottles / pigs / = Gardai
56) Two-bulb / shade mo-beal(awe now feen pull a leggar) =squad car
57) Pig stie = Garda station
58) Speedy = Garda motorbike
59) Gatch = walk
60) Snobby cunt / faggot = well-off person
61) Gammy = deformed
62) Jag / doing a line / jaggin / meetin a wan / with / scoring =
going out with
63) Gatt / lush / drink = alcholic beverages
64) Gattin / on the piss / gettin langers / pintin / on the tear =
going drinkin(in a pub)
65) Bushin = going drinkin on the street
66) Reef / reefin / mangle = beat up / beating up
67) Lamp / skanse / la = look
68) Droppin / Wizz = need to piss
69) Hangin = Need a fag
70) Wah / Whacker: scumbag
71) Norrie = Person from Northside of the City.
72) Frame / kit = woman`s body
73) Flaa = good lookin` girl
74) Feak = see no.73
75) Is she feakin` = is she fuckable
76) Drain the weasel / go for a slash / take a piss = urinate
somewhere
Part 3 : Place Names
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Grawn: Gurranabraher
Knocka: Knocknaheeney
Mahn: Mahon
da Han: Ballyphehane
Tokor: Togher
da Glen: The Glen

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Pana: St. Patrick Street

Flying bottle: The HolyHill Inn
da Peace Park: Bishop Lucey Park
Clon: Clonakilty
Crosser = Crosshaven
da Cross = Turners Cross
Golden Wheely bin land = Douglas
Fanny city = Grange (the women r unbalieveable up there)
The smell = The halting site

Part 4 : House Things

93) Gaff = huose
94) Free Gaff = house where the parent r absent (party at the gaff)
95) Scoot on = This is what u say to faggots who show up at your
party uninvited
Part 5 : Sayings
96) She got a Slap of the ugly stick = She`s an ugly bitch
97) Ya mog = you ugly person (no gender nessesary)
98) Ya dirty rotten dying bastard = Sombody who farted in the
company of feaks
99) I`ll drop ya = I will knock you out with one punch
100) Good fuckin` luccckkk bhoy= good bye, see you soon