You're an asshole but I feel in the Xmas mood so.............

I have some helpful information for you.

There are exactly two categories of people who might read any article
you post. The first group comprises those who know you're a liar, a
plagiarist, a fraud and an idiot. The second includes only those who
have never heard of you..
Your lies and incoherent nonsense ust give the first group an
opportunity to laugh at you, and any of the second group who see that
crap will immediately migrate to the first.
If you want to maintain as good an image as possible, your best bet!
"hut the fuck up.
#ood morning$
I hunt the archives of %senet with great endeavour to find people who I
can award scholarships. &ongratulations, you have 'ualified for one
entire week at (ss&lown %.
Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough$ You have all the 'ualities
to become a real, full)fledged (ss&lown$
If I can have your *aster&ard, assclown, we can get started
immediately$$$
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Yikes! I just had a horrible thought. What if Alexa and
Holeflapper should get together and procreate? I would think the result
would be quite horrid all ass and no forehead three balls and a blue
cra!at.
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,erson -. /I'm serious, you smoke too much of that shit. That shit robs you
of your ambition./
,erson 0. /1ot if your ambition is to get high and watch T.2./
I have posted a sign on the porch door stating / This is a clothing
optional household. 3o not knock if this offends you/ 1o one has ever
knocked or rang the door bell at our home. The wife says that takes
the fun out of it.
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You see yourself this way,
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The entire remainder of the planet sees you this way,
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&heck this out, some sex guru when somebody asked him what attitude
should we have about sex replied the following.
/1o attitude is needed. ;nly then are you natural. <hat attitude have
you about your eyes! (re they evil or are they divine! (re you for your
eyes or against them! There is no attitude$ That is why your eyes are
normal.
Take some attitude )think that eyes are evil. Then seeing will become
difficult. Then seeing will take the same problematic shape that sex
has taken. Then you will want to see, you will desire and you will
hanker to see. =ut when you see you will feel guilty. <henever you see
you will feel guilty that you have done something wrong, that you have
sinned. You would like to kill your very instrument of seeing> you
would like to destroy your eyes. (nd the more you want to destroy them,
the more you will become eye)centered. Then you will start a very
absurd activity. you will want to see more and more, and simultaneously
you will feel more and more guilty. The same has happened with the sex
center./
/<ho told you that sex is dirty!
(ll life exists through sex, all life grows out of it.
1othing is wrong in pure simple sex.
It is natural.
There is no need to hide it behind the beautiful word love. There is no
need to create a cloud of romance around it.
%p to now societies have been so much against sex ) religions and
churches against it ) that they have created a very very unconscious
hatred.
You may not be aware of it consciously, you may not see it anywhere in
your mind so that you can detect it.
It has gone to the very roots of the body, to the gut level, because it
has been centuries that people have been taught to be against sex.
That hatred has to be dropped, that hate and condemnation has to be
dropped, and that can only be dropped if you start learning a reverence
for sex./ );hso
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You appear to have the ?"@#("" disease> is not a virus. It is a ?ighly "ophisticated,
@ifth #eneration (rtificial "tupidity "ystem A(""B.
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3o you drool!
,eople who drool -B ask the same 'uestions over and over and 0B ask the same fukken
moronic, self answering 'uestions over and over.
> Here's something odd... the day after I read this I was proofreading
> the next issue of my wife's magazine BOOKHAPPY p!ug" and one of
the
> arti#!es re$iews a num%er of %oo&s a%out '(he )i#&edest *ity.' One
of
> whi#h is 'Phenix *ity A!a%ama+ the )i#&edest *ity in Ameri#a+' at
> !east up unti! the mid ,-./s when a gu%ernatoria! #andidate was
gunned
> down on the main drag+ martia! !aw was de#!ared+ the entire po!i#e
> for#e was arrested and a!! the whorehouses and gam%!ing 0oints were
> shut down. *OI1*I231*3444
It's the water+ I te!! you. (hat+ and the un%eara%!e psy#hi# pressure
that #omes from a#tua!!y !i$ing in A!a%ama. Huey #an %it#h a%out
Ar&ansas a!! he wants+ %ut at !east he's not ha$ing to dea! with peop!e
who thin& 5ynyrd 6&ynyrd wrote the 1ationa! Anthem. A p!a#e where
the
po!i#e dro$e the 7a8a out %e#ause they were *O7P3(I(IO199now (HA(
is a
sni:y p!a#e.
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A full 100 mg. will give you a Ginsu carving knife that, if put to ultimate use, will
render her suitable for burial in a Y-shaped coffin. or most of us, !0 mg. is
plenty, ensuring that you can return to a deflated state between orgasms, if so
desired..."ut you may have to picture your grandmother naked, to do so.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. (ll you can
do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are ust
assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen
minutes. (fter that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others ) they
are more fucked up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we
are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship
is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of
money to take its place.
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you
when you're down will be the ones who do.
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends, because
their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children,
they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are
taken from you too soon and all the less important ones ust
never go away.
I've learned to say /@uck 'em if they can't take a oke/ in 6
languages.
,ass this along to friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it.
<ho knows, maybe something good will happen. If not... tough shit.
/I'll have those god)damned niggers voting 3emocratic for the next 0DD
years./
) Eyndon =. Fohnson, proud left)wing liberal racist democrat
thinking the phone repairman planted a keylogger is kinda paranoid. Gveryone knows it's
the pi55a guy you have to look out for. "ome of those pepperoni are really
devices that once swallowed, mutate part of your intestinal tract into a
sophisticated sonar array with =luetooth technology that can image anything
within twenty feet of your anus.
;h god, please don't copy *icrosoft products. If I get some fucking
talking paperclip telling me how to write anonymous email I will have
to smash up my computer with an axe.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
"ometimes I wake up grumpy> other times I let her sleep
I need someone really bad... are you really bad!
<hen there's a will, I want to be in it$
Garth is the insane asylum for the universe.
<e are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
( dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
(lways remember you're uni'ue, ust like everyone else.
#od must love stupid people, he made so many.
"mile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IH test and the results were negative.
&onsciousness. that annoying time between naps.
=e nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
"ome people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
3on't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
3iplomacy is the art of saying '1ice doggie$'... till you can
find a rock.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat!
@riends help you move. Ieal friends help you move bodies.
If you can't have your cake, (13 eat it... Then next time make
more cakes
?ousework done properly can kill you
=lessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
cease to be amused.
( balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
( messy kitchen is a happy kitchen. This kitchen is delirious.
@eel free to let your mind go blank..... Fust remember to turn off
the sound.
It's being mad that keeps me sane
I ust got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
I keep trying to loose weight but it keeps finding me
The difference between a fake dollar and an anorexic prostitute!
( fake dollar is a phony buck.
"upport bacteria ) they're the only culture some people have
(theism is a non)prophet organi5ation
I asked my girlfriend if she'd love me when i was old and
useless... "he said /;f course i do/
( day without sunshine is like, night.
1ot only am I redundant J superfluous,
but I also tend to use more words than necessary
"ex is like a snowstorm.... You don't know how long it will last,
or how many inches you'll get
=lood is thicker than water. =ut the goldfish don't seem to like
it as much.
I may be fat, but you are ugly, and i can go on a diet.
*onday is an awful way to spend -4Kth of your life.
"ticks and stones may break my bones =ut a LDDM hammer would
IG(EEY hurt
Time may be a great healer but it's a lousy beautician.
?ow many of you believe in telekinesis! Iaise my hand.
Eove may be blind but marriage is a real eye)opener.
East night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door
went nuts.
=rain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
The shortest sentence is /I (m/
The longest sentence is /I 3o/
#od created lesbians so that feminists wouldn't breed.
There are only three kinds of people>
people who can count and people who can't
<hen all is said and done, much more is said than done
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous$
"ticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite
me$
I have a twin brother> he's identical, but I'm not.
The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
"ome people say that I'm superficial, but that's ust on the
surface.
&hange is inevitable except from vending machines.
=orrow money from a pessimist ) they don't expect it back.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I let my mind wander...... =ut it didn't come back
I don't suffer from insanity... ..I enoy every waking moment of it
*y train of thought ust got derailed
Incest is relatively boring ) 1ecrophilia is dead boring
Ieality is for people who can't handle drugs.
I said /no/ to drugs but they ust wouldn't listen.
( bartender is ust a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I'm unemployed due to an eyesight problem. I can't see myself
doing any work.
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
There's 1othing Huite Eike ( *c3onalds... ...Gxcept maybe the
contents of my toilet
"ome days i sit and think... ;ther days i ust sit.
I might have a small penis, but i got 0D stone to push it in with.
The more people i meet, the more i like my cat.
Fesus loves you... It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.
I'm not preudiced, i hate everyone$
I like kids.......... =ut I don't think I could eat a whole one $$$
;ften, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my
teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.
@ree advice is worth what you paid for it
I owe a lot to my parents especially my mother and father.
(pathy rules, but who cares!
I used to be indecisive, =ut now i'm not so sure.
Ieality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in
dragons.
I'm not as paranoid as everyone is trying to make me out to be.
The Teabagging AnB
The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's
forehead while she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the
timeless phrase) /<ho's Your daddy!/
The ?oudini AnB
#oing at it doggy)style until you are ust about to cum, then
pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. <hen
she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is
left shocked and ama5ed, wondering how you managed it.
The (ngry 3ragon AnB
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the
back of her head and make it come out her nose. <hen she gets up,
she'll look like an angry dragon.
&um #u55ling "perm =urping =itch AnB
The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the
back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large
cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her gu55le
it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create
the &um #u55ling, "perm =urping effect. ( great way to impress
your friends.
3irty "anche5 AnB
( time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy)style,
you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and
wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This
makes her look like someone whose name is 3irty "anche5.
The 3onkey ,unch AnB
=anging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you
stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the
neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's
ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous
orgasmic experience when you eaculate.
The @laming (ma5on AnB
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. <hen you're
screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and
'uickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire,
then...extinguish the flames with your i55$
The @lying &amel AnB
( personal favorite. (s she is lying on her back and you are
hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and
prop yourself Awithout using your armsB on your dick while it is
still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to
flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a
flying camel. "trictly a classy move.
The "crewnicorn AnB
<hen a dyke puts her strap)on dildo on her forehead and proceeds
to go at her partner like a cra5ed unicorn.
The 9ombie *ask AnB
<hile getting head from your favorite, non suspecting,
trash)barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you
with those /pretty little eyes/ when you blow your load. Then,
ust when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast
that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness
will produce the 5ombie effect as she stumbles around the room
with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
&hina's goal ) Iule The <orld )
%" #oal ) Eive as free men in peace )
*uslims #oal ) Mill all non)believers )
=ill &linton's #oal ) #et as much pussy as there is before someone blows up
the planet )
#eorge =ush's #oal ) '@uck &hina, Mill the *uslims, replay video of &linton
getting laid on big screen T2.
1. #eople who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... $ know where
my watch is pal, where the hell is yours% &o $ point at my crotch when $
ask where the toilet is%
'. #eople who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.
(. )hen people say *+h you ,ust want to have your cake and eat it too*.
&amn right- )hat good is cake if you can.t eat it%
/. )hen people say *it.s always the last place you look*. +f course it is.
)hy the hell would you keep looking after you.ve found it% &o people do
this% )ho and where are they% Gonna 0ick their asses-
!. )hen people say while watching a film *did you see that%*. 1o 2oser, $
paid 31' to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
4. #eople who ask *5an $ ask you a 6uestion%*.... &idn.t really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine%
7. )hen something is .new and improved-.. )hich is it% $f it.s new, then
there has never been anything before it. $f it.s an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn.t be new.
8. )hen people say *life is short*. )hat the hell%% 2ife is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does-- )hat can you do that.s longer%
9. )hen you are waiting for the bus and someone asks *:as the bus
come yet%*. $f the bus came would $ be standing here, dumbass%
(. *aybe because some people are too annoyed by top)posting.
H. <hy do I not get an answer to my 'uestionAsB!
(. =ecause it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
H. <hy is top)posting such a bad thing!
Gasy$ ) There are already loads of ideas around that are supposed make the
world a far, far better place.
T?G @%T%IG
&hange "esame "treet a bit, so we get the kids into the right frame of mind.
Teach the kids how to build box)girder bridges, then go on to bigger things,
like settling (rab and Israeli differences.
",G&I@I& ,I;=EG*"
To rid the world of (I3", or stupidity, ust give it a %" 1aval part number,
and then put it in 1avy stores. 1o)one will ever be able to get at it again
AGver tried to get something out of stores! Gven with the right re'uisition
form! In triplicate! &ounter)signed by the ,resident himself! .)B
3I"G("G
In the words of the *onty ,ython team, to rid the world of all diseases.
/Invent a marvelous new cure for something, then when the medical world
really begins to listen, you can olly well tell them exactly what they can
do, and make sure they get it right, so there will never be any more
diseases again/.
&;*,%TGI 2II%"G"
Invent a new anti)virus type of program that traces a virus back to the
author4creator, and then fixes him up with a date with a real live girl.
EGTTGI =;*="
3o not open. <rite on the front of them /IeturnTo "ender/ and pop them back
in the mailbox.
II" G*,E;YGG"
"ee /&omputer 2iruses/ above, but use regular mail.
TGII;II"*
&reate a new /kamika5i)terrorist and suicide)bomber training facility/, and
then offer free education to all Awith mos'ue accessB.
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DN.0O.L- )DPDD, canst thou now find out, to hide 2agina &anal
8EadyFane(sher@wd=elowQ2aginas.net: from this open and apparent
shame!.
Yeah, it started really going down hill with Ieagan
;riginal "in
,resident Ionald Ieagan stepped through the tall @rench doors of the <hite
?ouse ;val ;ffice into the bright sunlight of a lovely fall morning. <hispers
and nudges rippled through the crowd, and a hush fell over the Iose #arden. (
s'uad of "ecret "ervice agents melted into the audience as Ieagan, smiling
broadly, strode across the lawn to the podium.
The president stood at ease for a moment and looked out over the assembled
guests, beaming with pride and satisfaction. ?e had promised the (merican
people that he would get government off their backs, that he would deregulate
the private sector. Ieagan had promised to remove government constraints on
the accumulation of private wealth. ;n ;ctober -L, -NO0, less than two years
into his presidency, he had invited 0DD people to witness the signing of one
of his administration's maor pieces of deregulation legislation.
Ieagan told the audience of savings and loan executives, bankers, members of
&ongress, and ournalists that they were there to take a maor step toward the
deregulation of (merica's financial institutions. ?e was about to sign the
#arn)"t #ermain (ct of -NO0, which he said would cut savings and loans loose
from the tight girdle of old)fashioned, restrictive federal regulations. @or
LD years (merican families had relied on savings and loans to finance their
homes, but outmoded regulations left over from the era of the #reat
3epression, Ieagan believed, were preventing thrifts from competing in the
complex, sophisticated financial marketplace of the -NODs. The #arn)"t.
#ermain bill would fix all that, he promised.
(t the conclusion of his remarks, and following enthusiastic applause, Ieagan
took his seat at a table surrounded by the bill's proud political parents. ?e
flashed a broad smile for the cameras and launched into the signing process.
<ith each sweep of a souvenir pen, thrift regulations crumbled. It was an
exhilarating moment for Ionald Ieagan. The bill was /the most important
legislation for financial institutions in LD years,/ he said. It would mean
more housing, more obs, and growth for the economy.
/(ll in all,/ he beamed, /I think we've hit the ackpot./
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and agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who'd get the most out
of a dime.
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ashes. ?e smoked one)third the second day and saved the ashes. ?e smoked
one)third the third day and again saved the ashes, and on the fourth day he
gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertili5er on her roses. ?e told the
%krainian, /I know you can't beat that for stretching a dime./
The %krainian said, /I got you beat. I bought a ,olish sausage for a dime,
and the first day I took off the skin and set it aside and then ate one)half
of the sausage, and on the second day I ate the other one)half. The third
day I used the skin for a condom, and the fourth day I took a shit in the
skin and sewed it back up. The fifth day I took it back to the butcher and
told him it smelled like shit. ?e agreed with me and gave me my dime back$/
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Indiana
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Iowa
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Mansas
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Mentucky
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*aine
<e're Ieally &old, =ut <e ?ave &heap Eobster
*aryland
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*assachusetts
;ur Taxes (re Eower Than "weden's
*ichigan
@irst Eine ;f 3efense :@rom The &anadians
*innesota
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;klahoma
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;regon
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&ook <ith &oal
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The Gdyoocashun "tate
Texas
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Fust umping aboard here with a pet peeve ) nothing to do with the
topic itself. You &(1 prove a negative proposition.
(s one classic 0DDD] year old case, consider that it is child's play
to prove /there is no rational number e'ual to the s'uare root of 0./
=ut this theory assumes there are no thoroughly negative propositions.
That for every /not/, there is an /is/. In the above example for
instance, you're not actually proving that an answer doesn't exist,
you're offering proof that something doesn't exist in the form of a
contrary positive.
Your theory fails when faced with propositions concerning things that
can't be so easily measured, like /there is no #od/. >B
( contrary positive! 3o you often resort to such intellectual
contortions!
In the un'ualified way you stated it, what you said is patent nonsense,
as my citing a contrary example clearly demonstrated.
<hat you should have said, but did not, is that it is impossible Aor at
least hardB to prove ";*G ) but not all ) negative propositions. Eacks
punch, doesn't it! <hy! =ecause that ^accurate^ statement blunts your
whole point and reduces it to the banal.
To say that there is no number having certain properties Athere is no
rational number e'ual to the s'uare root of 0B is a proposition entirely
parallel to saying there is no entity having the property of, say,
omnipotence Athere is no #odB. "tructurally they are identical> each is
a negative proposition, a statement that a certain entity does not exist.
It only comes down to whether there is or is not a proof for each. (nd
the first ?(" been proved$
You misunderstand the nature of propositions. The difference is between
analytic and synthetic propositions Ato use one set of philosophical
termsB and between apodictic and empirical proof Ato use a slightly
different set of philosophical termsB. 1ot that you raised such points,
mind you.
@or analytic4apodictic matters it is not ust possible but commonplace to
absolutely prove negative propositions, propositions that certain
entities cannot exist. *athematics provides the clearest examples Awhich
is why I used itB ) there is a whole field, for instance, regarding
/existence proofs/ with fre'uent instances of proving that something does
not and can not exist Ae.g., there is no positive number e'ual to the
s'uare root of )-B
;nce one passes over to empirical matters then there is no such thing as
absolute proof of (1Y proposition, whether positive or negative. I
cannot even prove beyond any doubt Abeyond any reasonable doubt, sure )
but not beyond ^any^ doubtB that, for example, the sun exists.
Gmpirical proofs of some negative propositions may be, however, /proved/
to the same degree of certainty Athat is, high but not perfect certaintyB
as positive empirical propositions as in, for instance, /there is no
unicorn sitting on my head./
Iegards,
1emo outis
*oreover /scientific/ proof is only a subset of empirical proof, which
itself is a subset of proof in the general case.
(nd, needless to say, Abut I will say it nonethelessB the nature of proof
is different in empirical matters. ,art of the proof in such matters is
evidentiary. (nd evidence can support ust as strongly that an entity
does not exist as that it does.
=ut empirical evidence, no matter how great its cumulative weight, can
never be absolutely conclusive. There can always remain the shadow of a
shadow of a shadow of a doubt. =ut that is saying no more than that the
empirical is not the apodictic. (nd that 'uibble is ust as applicable
for empirical statements that certain entities do exist as that they do
not$ 1o empirical statement ) of any kind whatsoever$ ) can be
absolutely true> that's what empirical means$
To obect that an empirical proof is not an apodictic one is a nonsense.
?owever, that profound misunderstanding is precisely the basis for the
idiotic statement /you can't prove an entity doesn't exist/ that folks
trot out from time to time.
In short, for analytic propositions I &(1 absolutely prove certain
entities do not exist. (nd to ask for apodictic proofs for (1Y empirical
proposition is an absurdity that merely broadcasts the ignorance of the
asker.
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A 8ental !enereal disease characteri9ed b: a dickhead oo9ing his;her
religious dog8a in endless dribbles on <senet.
The real reason the %nited "tates won independence from the %.M. was because
the =ritish government was incapable of understanding how anyone
essentially white and ,rotestant who spoke Gnglish could disagree
with them. 1ot understanding how that was possible, they were unable
to deal with that effectively. If (mericans had talked with a funny
accent, even if that were Irish or "cots, they would have known how
to deal with it) grapeshot, nooses, burning tar shot from cannons...
:;h my #od, Earry, now you're in trouble$ I ust saw bus loads of
:3ominicans and Fesuits coming from Iome and they're headed your way$
:It's ama5ing how they can drive those things over the ocean and not
:even get the tires wet...
I'm not worried. They can't run that fast wearing their robes and
I'll make them chase me past all the beach bunnies wearing string
bikinis. 2ows of chastity or not that'll slow 'em down.
Huestion -. <ill you lie!
Yes.
Huestion 0. You will Eie. Iight!
1ot only will I lie on the report, I'm lying to you right now.
Huestion 7. You have no integrity...right!
<hat would you like my answer to be!
Huestion P. You are a government shill...right!
They're paying me R0D not to answer this.
Huestion L. <hy should I believe you...You are a liar...right!
<ould I lie to you!
Huestion 6. ?ow will 1atalie ,ortman be affected by carnivore!
I ... mhmhmhmmhhmhhmmhmhmmhm ... uh ... mhmhhhmmmmhhmhm ... 'uestion J
answer is over.
You know I bet your friends and family hate to see you coming. (nd I know
they run in the other direction every time you show saying here comes that
damn big mouth ^clown^ 3avid and he going to run his ^righteous big mouth^
about something )) EGT" #;$
I know they do it 3avid you ass wipe.
?ave a crap day$
i phuck your pretty models, i phuck your drunk air hostesses, i phuck your gorgeous
beauty 'ueens, well, i phuck your ideal of a beautiful woman, but I'm frankly not too
keen on your =ulgarian apricots
;M, let me put it another way. In the movie Furassic ,ark, there's a scene
where a researcher sticks her hand in a pile of dinosaur dung, digs around,
and pulls out an undigested berry. I'm sure if I listened to more 9ep, I too
may discover a berry, but to me, the price is too high.
++
/#od, grant me "GIG1ITY to deal with problems I can't change,
&;%I(#G to face the challenges of all other problems and
<I"3;* to hide the bodies of those who fuck with me./
++
;nce again no fact, combined with a flailing attempt to denigrate your
opponent.
#ame, set, match. Thanks for playing, better luck next time.
Think what you like and trust what you want, but when you blunder through
the door with a chip on your shoulder claiming something's impossible,
especially when it's already ^happened^ before, expect some of the people
sitting in the room to snicker and point out that big piece of toilet
paper hanging off your shoe.
The only absolute concerning you is your stinkin 'tude of superiority.
oh yeah, =low *e
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I, as a professional, have the luxury of telling such folks to go fuck
themselves. ?owever, many poor working stiffs have such intrusive
bullshit foisted upon them who aren't able to so easily give up their
obs. "o it devolves upon folks like us to raise ten times as much shit
when we are confronted hoping there will be a spillover effect.
;r, as I prefer to merely protesting, /set up/ the 2, in charge of the
whole program AI don't have to tell you how to ensure he will test
positive or will be holding, do I!B and then drop a dime on him. Yeah,
I'm a really nasty vindictive prick.
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be considered flaws or defects.
Gxcellent counterpoint, you really hit all the high spots.
Is this sort of dialogue considered incisive debate in your circles or
merely witty banter!
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The person writing with the address 8kokkenQmailinator: has only
one purpose with his writings. ?e is trying to be as much a pain
in the ass as possible.
The anonymous person makes meaningless crossposts and follow)ups
for no other purpose than to spoil well)functioning groups. It
would be appreciated if you would kindly check the box with
newsgroups before sending a message. ,lease correct it if it
contains irrelevant groups.
(n even better solution would be not to answer it at all.
you seem to have more chins than a &hinese phone book.
It=s one of the oldest questions in ci!ili9ation right up there
with >6o :ou ha!e an: rocks of 8ass destruction> >What kinda 8ileage
will I get on this ca8el> and >How 8uch for a ri8&job?>
Your posts are the electronic eaculations of a eunuch.
Over the years, letters to Dear Abby and Ann Landers have convinced us that at
least some domestic goddesses prefer performing their duties in the nude. For
those inclined to this state of undress, Ann recommends wearing an apron while
frying bacon.
*alignant 1arcissistic ,ersonality 3isorder
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for admiration or adulation and lack of empathy, usually beginning by early
adulthood and present in various contexts. @ive Aor moreB of the following
criteria must be met.
-.. @eels grandiose and self)importance Ae.g., exaggerates achievements
and talents to the point of lying, demands to be recogni5ed as superior
without commensurate achievementsB
0.. Is obsessed with fantasies of unlimited success, fame, fearsome power
or omnipotence, une'ualled brilliance Athe cerebral narcissistB, bodily
beauty or sexual performance Athe somatic narcissistB, or ideal,
everlasting, all)con'uering love or passion
7.. @irmly convinced that he or she is uni'ue and, being special, can
only be understood by, should only be treated by, or associate with, other
special or uni'ue, or high)status people Aor institutionsB
P.. Ie'uires excessive admiration, adulation, attention and
affirmation )or, failing that, wishes to be feared and to be notorious
Anarcissistic supplyB.
L.. @eels entitled. Gxpects unreasonable or special and favourable
priority treatment. 3emands automatic and full compliance with his or her
expectations
6.. Is /interpersonally exploitative/, i.e., uses others to achieve his or
her own ends
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acknowledge the feelings and needs of others
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/3id you really think we want those laws observed! <e want them to be
broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy
scouts you're up against. <e're after power and we mean it./
/There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government
has is the power to crack down on criminals. <ell, when there aren't
enough criminals one makes them. ;ne declares so many things to be a
crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking
laws./
/<ho wants a nation of law abiding citi5ens! <hat's there in that for
anyone! =ut ust pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed
nor enforced or obectively interpreted and you create a nation of
law)breakers and then you cash in on guilt. 1ow that's the system,
that's the game and once you understand it you'll be much easier to
deal with./
(yn Iand, /(tlas "hrugged/ A-NLKB
7. #o breath some fresh air, you seem to be in a rut
( long time ago I was in competition with another local business out the
real world. The owner of the other business was ust like you. *ade a lot
of false claims, flung shit in my direction all the time, and even snuck
around peeking through my windows at night trying to keep track of
everything I was doing. <ent as far as engaging in uvenile window soaping
vandalism a couple times, until I showed him the video of him and his -P
year old son doing it. =ut he still played the game.
The poor slob spent so much time worrying about what I was doing in fact,
that his own business failed. Eiterally.
It was a particularly harsh winter, record snow falls, and a ridiculous
thaw4free5e cycle that made the stuff pile up on roofs in thick layers of
water trapping ice and heavier than hell snow. I use to have to drive by
the other guys shop on may way to mine. (bout the middle of @ebruary
something started looking a bit /strange/ about the other guys building.
Fust an /instinct/ at first, and every time I tried to slow down to get a
better look the guy would flip me off, or even step out of his door
with a compound bow a couple time, arrow knocked, like he thought I'd
believe he had the guts to let one fly in my direction.
The guy was a wretched shot anyway. I on the other hand, can slice off a
gnat's balls at 6D yards, blindfolded in a high wind. 8g:
<ithin a week of me noticing something strange it was pretty apparent the
guy's roof was in serious trouble. The whole structure looked like it
bowed a good two foot in the middle, and I can't for the life of me figure
out why it wasn't leaking inside. ;ver the next two weeks or so it seemed
to get worse every day. Fust a little, but it was still real obvious.
(pparently the other /businessman/ was so consumed by his obsession over
what I was doing he didn't notice any of it. You could see the fresh car
tracks in the snow between his place and mine almost every morning, so he
was obviously in a position to notice the problem because he had the
exact same vantage point I did. =ut for whatever reason, within three
weeks of me first spotting the problem his entire roof caved in
completely. 3emolished the building and destroyed every bit of contents
in the place as far as I was told. Gverything was totaled, and the
business never did reopen. It ust went away. .A
That's a true story. Fust something for you to roll around in your head
while you're out there trying to figure out what everyone else is doing
that might make you look bad. *aybe you should take care of your own
house first, huh!
That explains your nanny state mentality. You're a mangina.
<hat happened to letting T?G* live, oh eunuch of %senet!
1ew Iule. If your ra5or has five blades, it's not a ra5or, it's a
weed)whacker. <ith the new #illette @usion ra5or, the first blade
lifts the stubble> the second severs the hair follicle> the third
slices your skin> the fourth scrapes bone marrow> and the fifth was
used by ;.F. "impson to kill his wife, and he wants it back.
It has an even longer history of supporting it, whether or not a made
for T2 mentality cares to see it. (s much as you wish it were different
because it might support your bloviations, there's still a considerable
number of teeth in the Pth in spite of the bad things that have happened.
Glse how would #oogle get away with non)compliance in =ig =rother's 'uest
for search data, and H<est refuse to hand over connection data! The
problem isn't the law or government so much as it is the sheeple like
you and your myopic, defeatist nonsense.
That's because you're a self centered git with absolutely no peripheral
vision what so ever. Iunning the risk of shattering your credibility and
usurping your ;<1 authority by getting your hand caught in that particular
cookie ar would be the text book definition of negligence, dereliction of
duty, and a grossly deficient IH.
The only person overlooking reality is you. You have to if you want to
prop up your foil beanie theories.
&reativity invites all kinds of reactions while the typical one is
revulsion.
The reality that creativity invites revulsion is one that many people
do not understand))unless there is some controversial art being
discussed))as most people do not care about the start of the creative
process, only learning about things at the end, when there is that rare
thing called acceptance.
*ost creative stuff is ust stuff, and the revulsion never dies.
=ut some of it passes through to the mainstream, and gets to be
considered, great.
(nd people forget about the revulsion.
?atred of the creative process is not a new thing.
It is as old as humanity.
You're a liar. 1o, that's too harsh ) perhaps you're ust a waffling moron
who can't remember from one minute to the next what he wrote. Eet me
refresh your addled memory> I'll 'uote verbatim what you wrote.
;f course I snip your nonsense. Fust because you've wandered into a
'uagmire of inanities, irrelevancies, and stupidities doesn't mean I have
to follow you in.
You're an adolescent prat trying to imitate someone who ust bested him,
ignoring any logical argument in favor of your windbag bullshit Aas
alwaysB, and running like a complete coward from your own idiocy by
engaging in planned ignorance.
( glaring logical fallacy. You're attempting to argue that the fact
all problems can not be simultaneously solved supports the assertion that
a certain type of problem exists.
1ot so much a logical fallacy even, as it is ust a complete irrelevancy.
: *y previous cat Iocket thought that every time I ate something he
: should get some canned cat food. *armaduke, the cat I have now,
: thinks that he should get canned food and be allowed to get on the
: table and eat what he wants off my plate.
-. ItWs 'uicker to look in the cupboards.
0. ,erhaps your cat is trying to teach you to eat off the floor, so he
can have the table to himself.
#rab him firmly, but gently by the testicles, and lower him to
the floor, and explain that he eats down there 8g:.
If you think you can erk a udge around with patently bullshit answers
that are the e'uivalent of saying /,rove it$/ while giving him the
finger, think again.
Fudges are not stupid. They are cranky, conservative old men, infatuated
with their own estimate of their abilities, with a aundiced view of the
rest of mankind, and drunk on the power they have exercised over others'
lives, true ) but they aren't stupid.
(nd courts are not ust about old men in fusty wigs, funny clothes, and
oak paneling. =ehind that veneer lies power, naked and raw, with very,
very sharp teeth. &ross them and that power will be brought to bear very
forcefully indeed.
If you find yourself in court you have already lost ) bigtime$ Gven if
found innocent it will be a sentence of bankruptcy with perhaps your
marriage, your career, and your future in tatters. That's the upside.
"o make sure you don't find yourself there. =ut, if you do, I suggest
presenting a very submissive and very respectful demeanor. %nless, of
course, you'd like to go out in a bla5e of glory, a hero to us all, as
you begin your long sentence .)B
++
(s one addicted to reality I would rather wait and see how it actually
plays out than rely on opinions, informed or otherwise, which range all
over the map.
Y;% are an idiot clicking your heels together and wishing something were
true. (nd a liar who would rather play kiddy games than face facts.
++
Your posts are indistinguishable from the self centered prattle of
do5ens of pimple faced egotists, unable to admit to being wrong, unable
to take part in a free exchange of ideas, seeking to substitute /humor/
and okes with an in)crowd of one for /insight/.
The only thing any one knows of you, is what you say on the internet.
You determine exactly what image you present to the world.
Gnoy yourself.
Eook, if you think any (merican official is going to tell you the truth,
then you're stupid. 3id you hear that! ) stupid./
(rthur "ylvester, (ssistant "ecretary of 3efense for ,ublic (ffairs, -N6L
you attack like a rabid *uppet on crack
with so many different aliases we'd swear there were a do5en people
people doing it if it weren't so ridiculously obvious from your wretched
spelling and grammar that it's really ust you.
You are a stone hypocrite. You have 5ero credibility. It's clear as a
bright summer day why you get the treatment you get almost every time
you post. You foist the most ludicrous, self contradictory arguments
I've ever seen anyone even attempt in my entire life, then try and
defend them. You're absolutely insane. ;bsessed.
@eel free to stay in character and scream about what a /troll/ I am
some more for pointing out our glaringly obvious dishonesty.
=ecause of your antipathy to the use of words in newsgroups I suggest all
further posts from you should use pictographs.
1or have I admitted to gamesmanship except to turn your /fucking games/
accusation around and indict your stupidity. *y exact putdown was, /You
should be more incensed at your stupidity than my gamesmanship./ It was an
insult directing you to look for the cause of your exasperation, not in any
alleged gamesmanship on my part, but in your stupidity for not grasping the
obvious. that /may/ does not convey certainty.
*ay 00, 0DD6
Important Iecall 1otice. Fust announced today.
(ttention *en.
This is an important recall for all males born between (ugust -, -NKO
until 1ovember -, -NON. (ll men born during this time period, your
penis is being recalled. It has been discovered that the penis of men
born during this time have a serious flaw which causes explosive
eaculatory malfunction during intercourse. =ecause of this flaw,
many women are suffering from internal damage to the vagina which is
causing them to become more fertile than the average female, thus
inducing above normal pregnancies and causing rupture of the
capillaries surrounding the vaginal wall. This is a serious matter.
(ll men born during this time period are re'uired by law to return
their penis for inspection and replacement. (ny man who does not
return his penis by Fune -L, 0DD6 will be arrested, receive a large
fine not to exceed R0L,DDD, and the person will be placed under the
care of a prison physician, until the faulty penis is removed and4or
replaced.
(ll men born during this time period are being asked to refrain from
all sexual activity until their penis is inspected and4or replaced.
(ll females are being asked to avoid all sexual contact with men born
during this time period. <omen are being told to ask for legal
identification from all males with whom they seek sexual
gratification, and are being told to seek older men until the recall
is completed.
To return your penis, simply go to any %.". hospital and provide
identification proving you are a %" &iti5en, *ale, and you were born
during the recall dates. A=irth certificate re'uiredB. There is no
charge for this. If you prefer, you can return your penis by %.".
*ail. "imply cut off your penis, place it in a sturdy box and package
according to the %.". ,ostal "ervice's re'uirements. You will be
re'uired to pay postage using this method. If your penis is faulty, a
replacement penis will be mailed to you. If your original penis is
found to be flawless, it will be returned to you. ,lease allow O to
-0 weeks for your approved penis to arrive.
3o not delay. This is a serious matter.
%.". Iecall &enter
++
You know, you think you Aand your puppetsB way of
....uh..../writing/....is as a /big, badass on %senet./ 3o you not
reali5e It actually comes across more like white trailer trash! "omeone
of any intellect at all doesn't need to write things like.....
/ Gspecially when a leg humping twaddler like you steps in to be the
pivot bitch. <elcome aboard sweetie. 3o them teeth come out!/
/Fust stick your fat head between your legs and get a good whiff of
your own ass./
/@uck you, everyone who smells as bad as you do, and the fucking horse
that rode your ignorant ass through the door *arkie./
1;=;3Y who talks and writes like that to prove themselves as a /big
mean dog on %senet/ has an ounce of respect from anybody. It's a funny
thing, go figure, there's ust something about that white trailer trash
talk that grates on the nerves of any one with a lick of sense.
;M, I admit, I had to get the last word in. Your trailer talk ust
demands a decent white man's back hand.
: ,hysics works pretty much the same for everyone.
Two and two is four.
There, we've now exchanged platitudinous truisms. (re we bonding yet!
In a spirit of generosity I will release into the public domain my business
proect for the internet.
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
<orn around the neck, our amulets containing a magic potion will let you
pick the sex of your next child.
"end R0D and your choice of blue AboyB or pink AgirlB.
<e stand behind our product -DDT. If when your child is born its sex does
not match the amulet you bought your money will be cheerfully refunded.
1ote. @or the potion to be fully effective and the guarantee to apply the
amulet must be purchased between N and -L months before the birth of the
child.
Eet's see. (mulet made from vial containing colored water. -D cents. LD
cents to mail it. ;n average only half the customers will get the wrong
sex. Gven fewer will send in a birth certificate and claim a refund.
Yes, the plan should work nicely$
(nd what fraud! <e stand behind our product with an ironclad money)back
guarantee$ .)B
++
I think perhaps now it is you who is putting words into the mouth of
someone far brighter, and with a much better track record of veracity
around sci.crypt than you have. ;f course I mean =ryan ;lson.
(nd from this revealing thread which displays you coming apart at the
seams from simple, calm 'uestioning, unable to clearly state your
case, ignoring the primary 'uestion of the ;,, and inability to even
answer back without maximum blustery hot air and hand waving, all
without actually saying anything, it does not bode well for you to
ever even approach his good standing. ,ossibly you could care less.
(nd I started out, not to offer a criti'ue, but rather an alternative. full
?3 ;@TG. ?owever, since =ryan's snippy rebuke I have been amusing myself
by pulling his wings off.
Gthanol is an excellent substance to tank up on. Fust don't drive on it. It slows reaction
time, impairs udgment, and it's illegal. In excess, it can make you giddy, stupid, mean,
sour, depressed, and violent. It might even make you ,resident.
If you're not oking then you've gone completely cra5y.
"eriously ) if you're oking here then never mind, but if
you're serious then you need to know that you've lost
all contact with reality.
<orking for the past five years as a senior officer for one of the largest cruise lines in the
world has certainly opened my eyes about the behaviors and multi)faceted fascinating
breed we seem to be as humans.
<hat people will buy, what people will complain about, what people will do when on
vacation with nobody watching and how much people will eat when its free is simply
astounding.
( lady died this past Fanuary, and &itibank billed her for @ebruary and *arch for their
annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees
and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been RD.DD, now is
somewhere around R6D.DD. ( family member placed a call to &itibank.
^ @amily *ember. /I am calling to tell you that she died in Fanuary./
^ =ank. /The account was never closed and the late fees and charges
still apply./
^ @amily *ember. /*aybe, you should turn it over to collections./
^ =ank. /"ince it is two months past due, it already has been./
^ @amily *ember. "o, what will they do when they find out she is
dead!/
^ =ank. /Gither report her account to the frauds division or report
her to the credit bureau, maybe both$/
^ @amily *ember. /3o you think #od will be mad at her!/
^ =ank. /Gxcuse me!/
^ @amily *ember. /3id you ust get what I was telling you ) the part
about her being dead!/
^ =ank. /"ir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor./
"upervisor gets on the phone.
^ @amily *ember. /I'm calling to tell you, she died in Fanuary./
^ =ank. /The account was never closed and the late fees and charges
still apply./
^ @amily *ember. /You mean you want to collect from her estate!/
^ =ank. A"tammerB /(re you her lawyer!/
^ @amily *ember. /1o, I'm her great nephew./ AEawyer info givenB
^ =ank. /&ould you fax us a certificate of death!/
^ @amily *ember. /"ure./ Afax number is givenB (fter they get the fax.
^ =ank. /;ur system ust isn't set)up for death. I don't know what
more I can do to help./
^ @amily *ember. /<ell, if you figure it out, great$ If not, you could
ust keep billing her. I don't think she will care./
^ =ank. /<ell, the late fees and charges do still apply./
^ @amily *ember. /<ould you like her new billing address!/
^ =ank. /That might help./
^ @amily *ember. /;dessa *emorial &emetery, ?ighway -0N, ,lot 1umber
6N./
^ =ank. /"ir, that's a cemetery$/
^ @amily *ember. /<hat do you do with dead people on your planet!/
Eou, I gave up here. ;ne posts about a nice product and the crowd is
ust keen about to deconstruct your finding in any possible manner. You
say (, they say...
/...I know = which does the same/ Awho asked for!B
/...I know & which does the same or better/ A..and cost R7D.) ): off
topicB
/...I heard from a friend of my aunt's former teacher that ( performs
less than 3/ Abut actually never tried himself and has no evidence at
allB
/...( may be nice but G is also cool/ Awhere G is a totally different
application and has nothing to do with ('s purpose or functionalityB
/...I believe that it must be spyware because it is free. "omething
must be wrong with it/ Aand what is with all the other freeware! &an
you say paranoid!B
/...I ust can't admit that ( is cool. ;h well, ust look at the
installer. I don't like its splash screen color./
The holy grail of filling every post with bullshit supreme.
(nd..oh, not telling a soul!...it wouldn't make you feel superior would
it, to harangue (EE the people in P newsgroups with the details of such
innocent fasting, while they watch you, some of them struggling with
issues that you don't comprehend> but whose daily misery or heroism
Asometimes there's no differenceB it makes you feel superior to
condescend to, especially in the light of your self aggrandi5ing
pontification.
You dress up nasty meanness and pretend it's something else...You should
be ashamed to be doing so, and furthermore, to be doing so while
pretending to wear a holy cloak. If you were one tenth...no, one
hundredth of what you proclaim, you wouldn't be proclaiming it.
AsighsB
3o the blessed run around telling everyone how blessed they are! a
trifle smug, isn't it for one so blessed!
To all the Fesus freaks, out in the street, handing out tickets to #od...
some of us who have our own tickets and don't feel the need to holler it
to the skies would appreciate if you were a little less stentorian.
@urthermore, to those of us who don't have our own tickets, your
vain gloriousity only confirms our ustified opinion.
I was going to behave, really I was. =ut it's only so long that I can
watch your low)spirited kicking of people who are down.
(nd now to killfile.
"ecurity through data destruction as the old adage goes ) if you destroy all computers in
the world there would be no viruses$
*an, you blew it. You have a E;1# way to go before you can even "GG 'up'.
"hould have started out open and honest from the start, too bad. Too sad.
You might be attacked for trying to sell your own product, but you get
&I%&I@IG3 for being deceptive about it.
?int. Fust fess up now, be done with it.
: : You have no idea what a hypothetical situation is, do you!
:
: ?ave you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations!
?eck, I imagined a hypothetical universe, containing all and only
those worlds with no hypothetical situations. I could hardly
contain myself.
(nd why would the federal government want to track people down based on
their Internet activity ) no shortage of bad guys out there. I would
think it counterproductive to track people down based on internet
activity Aunless they need some publicityB =ut whoever called (merica
a bastion of freedom is at least PL years old and totally out of touch,
we rank behind most of Gurope now in personal freedoms Aalthough Tony
=lair is doing a bang up ob keeping upB "o what if 1orth Morea is
worse, that is such a dumb argument. <e have nearly 0T of our
population imprisoned, LT of our black population. <e are watched more
then "talins Iussia or *ao's &hina has ever been Abecause they lacked
the technologyB
(ll through the south there are corrupt speed traps set up that are as
bad as any third world county, you don't even have to speed, ust enter
the city. 1o time for the feds to stop them, no they want to put some
guy in ail for L years for looking at naked little girls, I know
that's a bad thing but that's more time then you get for armed robbery.
;ur military hasn't had an ass kicking in so long they forgot the true
horrors of war, no man who has experienced war kills without a damn
good reason. They are out of control, II(H is like a big game of
?alf)life to them. (nd you can take that like church. . . . ok I worked
pretty much everything into that.
I long for the days when we called a good old fashioned /fart/ a bomb and
when old Iover crapped in the back yard it was refereed to as a /land mine/.
I am probable in deep doggie poo now that I have these terms in my post. I
hope I don't get a /&rack/ in my head when I open the door when the 1"(
doesn't knock.
Ioger over and ;ut. AI almost spelled /Iefer/ as /Ieefer/B <hat madness$
I see Travelerpuppet S66 is adding a shitload of blank lines to the
ends of his posts again. "orta pathetic when he's trying to accuse
others of being puppets and shit, but then that's the very best we've
come to expect from this leg humping knob polisher. .A
What about pri!ac: issues on 4oogle=s ser!ers?
?hat=s eas:.
4oogle !3 pri!ac:
5nl: public pri!ac: not pri!ate pri!ac:.
Also not undisco!ered pri!ate pri!ac: -pri!ate facts
one didn=t know existed%.
I see that you are still the same fool that you were
a year or so ago, nothing ever changes does it, you ignorant, fascist,
right)wing fool!
<hat are you, nineteen years old now and still on track to be
fascist net cop! (re you a rent)a)pig now waiting for your day in the
sun to be a real pig slopping at the trough in the sun behind the
barn!
/3id you really think we want those laws observed! <e want them to be
broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy
scouts you're up against. <e're after power and we mean it./
/There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government
has is the power to crack down on criminals. <ell, when there aren't
enough criminals one makes them. ;ne declares so many things to be a
crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking
laws./
/<ho wants a nation of law abiding citi5ens! <hat's there in that for
anyone! =ut ust pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed
nor enforced or obectively interpreted and you create a nation of
law)breakers and then you cash in on guilt. 1ow that's the system,
that's the game and once you understand it you'll be much easier to
deal with./
(yn Iand, /(tlas "hrugged/ A-NLKB
7. #o breath some fresh air, you seem to be in a rut
( long time ago I was in competition with another local business out the
real world. The owner of the other business was ust like you. *ade a lot
of false claims, flung shit in my direction all the time, and even snuck
around peeking through my windows at night trying to keep track of
everything I was doing. <ent as far as engaging in uvenile window soaping
vandalism a couple times, until I showed him the video of him and his -P
year old son doing it. =ut he still played the game.
The poor slob spent so much time worrying about what I was doing in fact,
that his own business failed. Eiterally.
It was a particularly harsh winter, record snow falls, and a ridiculous
thaw4free5e cycle that made the stuff pile up on roofs in thick layers of
water trapping ice and heavier than hell snow. I use to have to drive by
the other guys shop on may way to mine. (bout the middle of @ebruary
something started looking a bit /strange/ about the other guys building.
Fust an /instinct/ at first, and every time I tried to slow down to get a
better look the guy would flip me off, or even step out of his door
with a compound bow a couple time, arrow knocked, like he thought I'd
believe he had the guts to let one fly in my direction.
The guy was a wretched shot anyway. I on the other hand, can slice off a
gnat's balls at 6D yards, blindfolded in a high wind. 8g:
<ithin a week of me noticing something strange it was pretty apparent the
guy's roof was in serious trouble. The whole structure looked like it
bowed a good two foot in the middle, and I can't for the life of me figure
out why it wasn't leaking inside. ;ver the next two weeks or so it seemed
to get worse every day. Fust a little, but it was still real obvious.
(pparently the other /businessman/ was so consumed by his obsession over
what I was doing he didn't notice any of it. You could see the fresh car
tracks in the snow between his place and mine almost every morning, so he
was obviously in a position to notice the problem because he had the
exact same vantage point I did. =ut for whatever reason, within three
weeks of me first spotting the problem his entire roof caved in
completely. 3emolished the building and destroyed every bit of contents
in the place as far as I was told. Gverything was totaled, and the
business never did reopen. It ust went away. .A
That's a true story. Fust something for you to roll around in your head
while you're out there trying to figure out what everyone else is doing
that might make you look bad. *aybe you should take care of your own
house first, huh!
That explains your nanny state mentality. You're a mangina.
<hat happened to letting T?G* live, oh eunuch of %senet!
1ew Iule. If your ra5or has five blades, it's not a ra5or, it's a
weed)whacker. <ith the new #illette @usion ra5or, the first blade
lifts the stubble> the second severs the hair follicle> the third
slices your skin> the fourth scrapes bone marrow> and the fifth was
used by ;.F. "impson to kill his wife, and he wants it back.
It has an even longer history of supporting it, whether or not a made
for T2 mentality cares to see it. (s much as you wish it were different
because it might support your bloviations, there's still a considerable
number of teeth in the Pth in spite of the bad things that have happened.
Glse how would #oogle get away with non)compliance in =ig =rother's 'uest
for search data, and H<est refuse to hand over connection data! The
problem isn't the law or government so much as it is the sheeple like
you and your myopic, defeatist nonsense.
That's because you're a self centered git with absolutely no peripheral
vision what so ever. Iunning the risk of shattering your credibility and
usurping your ;<1 authority by getting you hand caught in that particular
cookie ar would be the text book definition of negligence, dereliction of
duty, and a grossly deficient IH.
The only person overlooking reality, is you. You have to if you want to
prop up your foil beanie theories.
&reativity invites all kinds of reactions, while the typical one is
revulsion.
The reality that creativity invites revulsion is one that many people
do not understand))unless there is some controversial art being
discussed))as most people do not care about the start of the creative
process, only learning about things at the end, when there is that rare
thing called acceptance.
*ost creative stuff is ust stuff, and the revulsion never dies.
=ut some of it passes through to the mainstream, and gets to be
considered, great.
(nd people forget about the revulsion.
?atred of the creative process is not a new thing.
It is as old as humanity.
You're a liar. 1o, that's too harsh ) perhaps you're ust a waffling moron
who can't remember from one minute to the next what he wrote. Eet me
refresh your addled memory> I'll 'uote verbatim what you wrote.
;f course I snip your nonsense. Fust because you've wandered into a
'uagmire of inanities, irrelevancies, and stupidities doesn't mean I have
to follow you in.
You're an adolescent prat trying to imitate someone who ust bested him,
ignoring any logical argument in favor of your windbag bullshit Aas
alwaysB, and running like a complete coward from your own idiocy by
engaging in planned ignorance.
( glaring logical fallacy. You're attempting to argue that the fact
all problems can not be simultaneously solved supports the assertion that
a certain type of problem exists.
1ot so much a logical fallacy even, as it is ust a complete irrelevancy.
: *y previous cat Iocket thought that every time I ate something he
: should get some canned cat food. *armaduke, the cat I have now,
: thinks that he should get canned food and be allowed to get on the
: table and eat what he wants off my plate.
-. ItWs 'uicker to look in the cupboards.
0. ,erhaps your cat is trying to teach you to eat off the floor, so he
can have the table to himself.
#rab him firmly, but gently by the testicles, and lower him to
the floor, and explain that he eats down there 8g:.
If you think you can erk a udge around with patently bullshit answers
that are the e'uivalent of saying /,rove it$/ while giving him the
finger, think again.
Fudges are not stupid. They are cranky, conservative old men, infatuated
with their own estimate of their abilities, with a aundiced view of the
rest of mankind, and drunk on the power they have exercised over others'
lives, true ) but they aren't stupid.
(nd courts are not ust about old men in fusty wigs, funny clothes, and
oak paneling. =ehind that veneer lies power, naked and raw, with very,
very sharp teeth. &ross them and that power will be brought to bear very
forcefully indeed.
If you find yourself in court you have already lost b big time$ Gven if
found innocent it will be a sentence of bankruptcy with perhaps your
marriage, your career, and your future in tatters. That's the upside.
"o make sure you don't find yourself there. =ut, if you do, I suggest
presenting a very submissive and very respectful demeanor. %nless, of
course, you'd like to go out in a bla5e of glory, a hero to us all, as
you begin your long sentence .)B
++
(s one addicted to reality I would rather wait and see how it actually
plays out than rely on opinions, informed or otherwise, which range all
over the map.
Y;% are an idiot clicking your heels together and wishing something were
true. (nd a liar who would rather play kiddy games than face facts.
++
Your posts are indistinguishable from the self centered prattle of
do5ens of pimple faced egotists, unable to admit to being wrong, unable
to take part in a free exchange of ideas, seeking to substitute /humor/
and okes with an in)crowd of one for /insight/.
The only thing any one knows of you, is what you say on the internet.
You determine exactly what image you present to the world.
Gnoy yourself.
Eook, if you think any (merican official is going to tell you the truth,
then you're stupid. 3id you hear that! ) stupid./
(rthur "ylvester, (ssistant "ecretary of 3efense for ,ublic (ffairs, -N6L
you attack like a rabid *uppet on crack
with so many different aliases we'd swear there were a do5en people
people doing it if it weren't so ridiculously obvious from your wretched
spelling and grammar that it's really ust you.
You are a stone hypocrite with 5ero credibility. It's clear as a
bright summer day why you get the treatment you get almost every time
you post. You foist the most ludicrous, self contradictory arguments
I've ever seen anyone even attempt in my entire life, then try and
defend them. You're absolutely insane. ;bsessed.
@eel free to stay in character and scream about what a /troll/ I am
some more for pointing out your glaringly obvious dishonesty.
=ecause of your antipathy to the use of words in newsgroups I suggest all
further posts from you should use pictographs.
1or have I admitted to gamesmanship except to turn your /fucking games/
accusation around and indict your stupidity. *y exact putdown was, /You
should be more incensed at your stupidity than my gamesmanship./ It was an
insult directing you to look for the cause of your exasperation, not in any
alleged gamesmanship on my part, but in your stupidity for not grasping the
obvious. that /may/ does not convey certainty.
*ay 00, 0DD6
Important Iecall 1otice. Fust announced today.
(ttention *en.
This is an important recall for all males born between (ugust -, -NKO
until 1ovember -, -NON. (ll men born during this time period, your
penis is being recalled. It has been discovered that the penis of men
born during this time have a serious flaw which causes explosive
eaculatory malfunction during intercourse. =ecause of this flaw,
many women are suffering from internal damage to the vagina which is
causing them to become more fertile than the average female, thus
inducing above normal pregnancies and causing rupture of the
capillaries surrounding the vaginal wall. This is a serious matter.
(ll men born during this time period are re'uired by law to return
their penis for inspection and replacement. (ny man who does not
return his penis by Fune -L, 0DD6 will be arrested, receive a large
fine not to exceed R0L,DDD, and the person will be placed under the
care of a prison physician, until the faulty penis is removed and4or
replaced.
(ll men born during this time period are being asked to refrain from
all sexual activity until their penis is inspected and4or replaced.
(ll females are being asked to avoid all sexual contact with men born
during this time period. <omen are being told to ask for legal
identification from all males with whom they seek sexual
gratification, and are being told to seek older men until the recall
is completed.
To return your penis, simply go to any %.". hospital and provide
identification proving you are a %" &iti5en, *ale, and you were born
during the recall dates. A=irth certificate re'uiredB. There is no
charge for this. If you prefer, you can return your penis by %.".
*ail. "imply cut off your penis, place it in a sturdy box and package
according to the %.". ,ostal "ervice's re'uirements. You will be
re'uired to pay postage using this method. If your penis is faulty, a
replacement penis will be mailed to you. If your original penis is
found to be flawless, it will be returned to you. ,lease allow O to
-0 weeks for your approved penis to arrive.
3o not delay. This is a serious matter.
%.". Iecall &enter
++
You know, you think you Aand your puppetsB way of
....uh..../writing/....is as a /big, badass on %senet./ 3o you not
reali5e It actually comes across more like white trailer trash! "omeone
of any intellect at all doesn't need to write things like.....
/ Gspecially when a leg humping twaddler like you steps in to be the
pivot bitch. <elcome aboard sweetie. 3o them teeth come out!/
/Fust stick your fat head between your legs and get a good whiff of
your own ass./
/@uck you, everyone who smells as bad as you do, and the fucking horse
that rode your ignorant ass through the door *arkie./
1;=;3Y who talks and writes like that to prove themselves as a /big
mean dog on %senet/ has an ounce of respect from anybody. It's a funny
thing, go figure, there's ust something about that white trailer trash
talk that grates on the nerves of any one with a lick of sense.
;M, I admit, I had to get the last word in. Your trailer talk ust
demands a decent white man's back hand.
: ,hysics works pretty much the same for everyone.
Two and two is four.
There, we've now exchanged platitudinous truisms. (re we bonding yet!
In a spirit of generosity I will release into the public domain my business
proect for the internet.
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pick the sex of your next child.
"end R0D and your choice of blue AboyB or pink AgirlB.
<e stand behind our product -DDT. If when your child is born its sex does
not match the amulet you bought your money will be cheerfully refunded.
1ote. @or the potion to be fully effective and the guarantee to apply the
amulet must be purchased between N and -L months before the birth of the
child.
Eet's see. (mulet made from vial containing colored water. -D cents. LD
cents to mail it. ;n average only half the customers will get the wrong
sex. Gven fewer will send in a birth certificate and claim a refund.
Yes, the plan should work nicely$
(nd what fraud! <e stand behind our product with an ironclad money)back
guarantee$ .)B
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I think perhaps now it is you who is putting words into the mouth of
someone far brighter, and with a much better track record of veracity
around sci.crypt than you have. ;f course I mean =ryan ;lson.
(nd from this revealing thread which displays you coming apart at the
seams from simple, calm 'uestioning, unable to clearly state your
case, ignoring the primary 'uestion of the ;,, and inability to even
answer back without maximum blustery hot air and hand waving, all
without actually saying anything, it does not bode well for you to
ever even approach his good standing. ,ossibly you could care less.
(nd I started out, not to offer a criti'ue, but rather an alternative. full
?3 ;@TG. ?owever, since =ryan's snippy rebuke I have been amusing myself
by pulling his wings off.
Gthanol is an excellent substance to tank up on. Fust don't drive on it. It slows reaction
time, impairs udgment, and it's illegal. In excess, it can make you giddy, stupid, mean,
sour, depressed, and violent. It might even make you ,resident.
If you're not oking then you've gone completely cra5y.
"eriously ) if you're oking here then never mind, but if you're serious then you need to
know that you've lost all contact with reality.
<orking for the past five years as a senior officer for one of the largest cruise lines in the
world has certainly opened my eyes about the behaviors and multi)faceted fascinating
breed we seem to be as humans.
<hat people will buy, what people will complain about, what people will do when on
vacation with nobody watching and how much people will eat when its free is simply
astounding.
( lady died this past Fanuary, and &itibank billed her for @ebruary and *arch for their
annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees
and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been RD.DD, now is
somewhere around R6D.DD. ( family member placed a call to &itibank.
^ @amily *ember. /I am calling to tell you that she died in Fanuary./
^ =ank. /The account was never closed and the late fees and charges
still apply./
^ @amily *ember. /*aybe, you should turn it over to collections./
^ =ank. /"ince it is two months past due, it already has been./
^ @amily *ember. "o, what will they do when they find out she is
dead!/
^ =ank. /Gither report her account to the frauds division or report
her to the credit bureau, maybe both$/
^ @amily *ember. /3o you think #od will be mad at her!/
^ =ank. /Gxcuse me!/
^ @amily *ember. /3id you ust get what I was telling you ) the part
about her being dead!/
^ =ank. /"ir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor./
"upervisor gets on the phone.
^ @amily *ember. /I'm calling to tell you, she died in Fanuary./
^ =ank. /The account was never closed and the late fees and charges
still apply./
^ @amily *ember. /You mean you want to collect from her estate!/
^ =ank. A"tammerB /(re you her lawyer!/
^ @amily *ember. /1o, I'm her great nephew./ AEawyer info givenB
^ =ank. /&ould you fax us a certificate of death!/
^ @amily *ember. /"ure./ Afax number is givenB (fter they get the fax.
^ =ank. /;ur system ust isn't set)up for death. I don't know what
more I can do to help./
^ @amily *ember. /<ell, if you figure it out, great$ If not, you could
ust keep billing her. I don't think she will care./
^ =ank. /<ell, the late fees and charges do still apply./
^ @amily *ember. /<ould you like her new billing address!/
^ =ank. /That might help./
^ @amily *ember. /;dessa *emorial &emetery, ?ighway -0N, ,lot 1umber
6N./
^ =ank. /"ir, that's a cemetery$/
^ @amily *ember. /<hat do you do with dead people on your planet!/
Eou, I gave up here. ;ne posts about a nice product and the crowd is
ust keen about to deconstruct your finding in any possible manner. You
say (, they say...
/...I know = which does the same/ Awho asked for!B
/...I know & which does the same or better/ A..and cost R7D.) ): off
topicB
/...I heard from a friend of my aunt's former teacher that ( performs
less than 3/ Abut actually never tried himself and has no evidence at
allB
/...( may be nice but G is also cool/ Awhere G is a totally different
application and has nothing to do with ('s purpose or functionalityB
/...I believe that it must be spyware because it is free. "omething
must be wrong with it/ Aand what is with all the other freeware! &an
you say paranoid!B
/...I ust can't admit that ( is cool. ;h well, ust look at the
installer. I don't like its splash screen color./
The holy grail of filling every post with bullshit supreme.
(nd.. oh, not telling a soul!...it wouldn't make you feel superior would
it, to harangue (EE the people in P newsgroups with the details of such
innocent fasting, while they watch you, some of them struggling with
issues that you don't comprehend> but whose daily misery or heroism
Asometimes there's no differenceB it makes you feel superior to
condescend to, especially in the light of your self aggrandi5ing
pontification.
You dress up nasty meanness and pretend it's something else...You should
be ashamed to be doing so, and furthermore, to be doing so while
pretending to wear a holy cloak. If you were one tenth...no, one
hundredth of what you proclaim, you wouldn't be proclaiming it.
AsighsB
3o the blessed run around telling everyone how blessed they are! a
trifle smug, isn't it for one so blessed!
To all the Fesus freaks, out in the street, handing out tickets to #od...
some of us who have our own tickets and don't feel the need to holler it
to the skies would appreciate if you were a little less stentorian.
@urthermore, to those of us who don't have our own tickets, your
2ain gloriousity only confirms our ustified opinion.
I was going to behave, really I was. =ut it's only so long that I can
watch your low)spirted kicking of people who are down.
(nd now to killfile.
"ecurity through data destruction as the old adage goes ) if you destroy all computers in
the world there would be no viruses$
*an, you blew it. You have a E;1# way to go before you can even "GG 'up'.
"hould have started out open and honest from the start, too bad. Too sad.
You might be attacked for trying to sell your own product, but you get
&I%&I@IG3 for being deceptive about it.
?int. Fust fess up now, be done with it.
: : You have no idea what a hypothetical situation is, do you!
:
: ?ave you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations!
?eck, I imagined a hypothetical universe, containing all and only those worlds with no
hypothetical situations. I could hardly contain myself.
(nd why would the federal government want to track people down based on
their Internet activity ) no shortage of bad guys out there. I would
think it counterproductive to track people down based on internet
activity Aunless they need some publicityB =ut whoever called (merica
a bastion of freedom is at least PL years old and totally out of touch,
we rank behind most of Gurope now in personal freedoms Aalthough Tony
=lair is doing a bang up ob keeping upB "o what if 1orth Morea is
worse, that is such a dumb argument. <e have nearly 0T of our
population imprisoned, LT of our black population. <e are watched more
then "talins Iussia or *ao's &hina has ever been Abecause they lacked
the technologyB
(ll through the south there are corrupt speed traps set up that are as
bad as any third world county, you don't even have to speed, ust enter
the city. 1o time for the feds to stop them, no they want to put some
guy in ail for L years for looking at naked little girls, I know
that's a bad thing but that's more time then you get for armed robbery.
;ur military hasn't had an ass kicking in so long they forgot the true
horrors of war, no man who has experienced war kills without a damn
good reason. They are out of control, II(H is like a big game of
?alf)life to them. (nd you can take that like church. . . . ok I worked
pretty much everything into that.
I long for the days when we called a good old fashioned /fart/ a bomb and
when old Iover crapped in the back yard it was refereed to as a /land mine/.
I am probable in deep doggie poo now that I have these terms in my post. I
hope I don't get a /&rack/ in my head when I open the door when the 1"(
doesn't knock.
Ioger over and ;ut. AI almost spelled /Iefer/ as /Ieefer/B <hat madness$
I see Travelerpuppet S66 is adding a shitload of blank lines to the
ends of his posts again. "orta pathetic when he's trying to accuse
others of being puppets and shit, but then that's the very best we've
come to expect from this leg humping knob polisher. .A
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Eithtoad, I see that you are still the same fool that you were a year or so ago, nothing ever
changes does it, you ignorant, fascist, right)wing fool!
<hat are you, nineteen years old now and still on track to be fascist net cop! (re you a
rent)a)pig now waiting for your day in the sun to be a real pig slopping at the trough in
the sun behind the barn!
It's been published! Then give a detailed citation, doofus.
<hile you're at it, explain why you gave a newspaper hearsay account of a
withdrawn paper instead.
%ntil them you've still got your pants around your ankles and your dick
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#ee, I dunno. *aybe we give a shit about being accurate. (nd maybe
we don't much care about know)nothing blowhards who throw bad advice and
accusations around because they're too emotionally stunted to admit
they're ust too damned stupid to know what the fuck they're talking
about.
Gver stop to think for a second that sometimes when it seems like
everyone is on your ass there's a reason for it! (nd that reason is you!
Iubbish$ The stupid pet tricks you're pulling right here with your
@ollowups shows everyone what a lie that is. Gven if you hadn't come
right out and told us what a childish, vindictive little twat you are
we'd know why you were repeatedly banned.
Thank your lucky stars you can hide behind a keyboard whilst acting
like a 0 year old. If you did it in real life you'd likely have your
teeth manually removed.
/in the holy spirit I know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present./ )) \tanya, to &ra5y (ndy II,
in *I3. 8--6KDDKODL.NNODOK.0ONDLDQa7g0DDDcwd.googlegroups.com:
If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this.
http.44www.msnbc.msn.com4id4-L70--6K4
http.44borealin.liveournal.com4-L-DP.html
;r watch it here.
http.44www.youtube.com4watch!v+u'xm,=D<"s
Then, if you manage to read4watch all that, try this.
http.44www.newamericancentury.org4Iebuilding(mericas3efenses.pdf
(nd *olly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before.
http.44www.truthout.org4docsC0DD64DN0ND6=.shtml
?ere's &hris @loyd. @atal 2ision. The 3eeper Gvil =ehind the 3etainee
=ill. http.44www.truthout.org4docsC0DD64-DD0D6(.shtml
/H. <hat's the difference between the 2ietnam <ar and the Ira' <ar!
(. #eorge <. =ush had a plan to get out of the 2ietnam <ar./ )) (non.
Thread where outing begins. http.44tinyurl.com4hofO
#eorge ,ickett *emorial Trophy, "pecial ;ps &ody *emorial ,urple ?eart,
and the ;rder of the ?oley "ockpuppet winner 8wfhCrQhotmail.com: on
outing personal contact info in x)poasted subect lines.
/,lenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of %senet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. ;ther people don't have this
obsessive fear. <ard ?ardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information ) nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
/*eanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' ) ha$ what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big)time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. "ome people don't. ;nly really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi)anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
/<hen I told (bbie ?offman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Eenny =ruce died, ?offman said, /Ieally! ?e was my god./ The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of ustice that =ruce and
?offman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies))a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed. an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the 1ew York "tock Gxchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. @olksinger ,hil
;chs summed it up. /( demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off./ "o when ournalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand> at worst it's deliberate demoni5ation.
;sama bin Eaden wanted an aircraft to crash into the ,entagon. (bbie
?offman merely wanted to levitate it./ )) ,aul Mrassner,
http.44tinyurl.com4ehu7v
%nfortunately, most %senet readers will think this is a lie )) merely
because it almost always is. "o you might be unustly suspected of
falsely claiming to have merely found a website which you're involved
with.
This will be a problem for you if you're being honest.
(nd if you're not being honest, your stupidity will be a problem for
You
I would offer to have your babies, but I've mislaid my recipe. ( big wet kiss from the cat
next door ) *ind the mange
<hen did you molt into a pop)up cadre! &ould you please cite a link to read
that I may be enlightened as to what =rer =ear considers /#ood/ and to what
=rer =ear considers /=ad/ ...you know...the url where the subtle kool)aid
link is hidden!
You're full of more shit than a retard's diaper.
&oo &oo $$$$ @ruit Eoop. $$$
http.44www.youtube.com4watch!v+@POeT*g'@0w
In my own professional experience, I usually encounter associates who are
mostly overbearing type ( alpha)male contestants who spend more time trying
to undermine one another than providing good service. They think the ob
description is being able to look good in a suit and know what a gun looks
like. =eyond that, they try to insure their positions by slandering whoever
they can, in order shift attention away from the fact that they can't find
their own asses with both hands and radar. Their method doesn't work.
The lord appeared to me in a vision, and said /Fohn, I want you to
assemble the largest collection of little boy's bicycle seats in
@lorida. It was a daunting task Aunfortunately, many of my earlier
ac'uisitions sustained some bite marksB, but I'm proud to say, that
with the lord's help, I now have P66 specimens in my collection, each
in its own 9iploc bag for freshness.
( thief's first thought when he misplaces something is that someone stole it, a liars first
thought is that others are lying, a trolls first thought is that everyone else is trolling. ;nly
we weren't and you were very bad at it.
hmm i smell something ... do you smell also little nuts getting roasted!
<ell you do come with a bit of history as a punk. ?ow can you blame me
for taking you any other way .B
/?e is a self)made man J worships his creator./ ) Fohn =right
1othing you do is useful. You very rarely even come up with a good
idea, and when the blind s'uirrel principal does kick in Aastoundingly,
you've seem to even defeat random chance with your incompetenceB, you
manage to cock it up so badly that what might have been a useful thing
in a normal person's hands turns to low)grade fertili5er.
Those are your two claims to fame. =eing a complete flake who can't
keep even the simplest of things on track for any significant period of
time, and being an absolute moron when it comes to understanding what's
useful to the 8insert: community, and implementing it.
: &heaper. <onderful. (nd presumably when the first abducted child with
: one of these chips has the chip carved out with a dirty penknife as the
: first 'bit of fun',
(nd glued to some stray dogs ass end, sending the police on wild goose
chases as the poor mutt comes into contact with random I@I3 detection
points, thereby wasting resources that might have been spent finding
the child.
Fust as a bit of /bonus fun/.
(n even more insidious scenario might be pedophiles tampering with or
deactivating the chips, and getting to keep their pri5es because the
chips themselves /prove/ the child isn't the one that was abducted.
/That weird old guy in apartment 7( has a 'niece' visiting him who
looks a lot like the kid on my milk carton this morning, but she
hasn't tripped the Irrational @ears ,lacation 3evice installed at
the front door, so I guess it's ;M/.
<hat a great plan$ *ake it easier for perverts to track, abduct, and
hold children, so the businesses that control the technology can make a
ton of cash, big brother can have their way with your day, and a few
mental defectives born without the capacity for independent thought can
blunder through life with false sense of well being.... ^sigh^
I wear 2as'ue "undowners most of the time. Eook them up. You couldn't
afford them along side your our taxpayer funded video games because
even so called enlightened societal structures know useless assholes
like you don't deserve that standard of living. @act is, you own no
such thing for two reasons. You're a bloodsucker who doesn't rate
them of course, and you don't spend enough time standing upright to
warrant owning shoes in the first place.
It's obvious someone struck a nerve, you actually do reali5e how much
alike you and eelbash are, and you're lying your ass off trying to
win back a bit of the dignity you never had.
"orry it didn't work out. >B
/There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly horrible it makes the angels
scream in terror as they violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of
a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'./
Youdre the latter.
You are not clearing anything up eHf. You are shilling for Fohn who is
incapable of maintaining coherent thought for any length of time. You on
the other hand enoy playing with words and attempting to obscure the
truth with them. You think you are good at it, but you are not. ( s'uirm
is a s'uirm is a s'uirm.
(h, those were the days ...
,osting to the %senet with *osaic 1etscape D.N.
Yahoo$ was in short trousers. GarthEink was starting up.
=ill #ates thought the Internet was irrelevant but before <indows NL was
to be 6 months old he would recant and soon after the tidal wave of new
users would started.
*aker of cute ,GT micros, &ommodore, says goodbye. The precision)
impaired Intel ,entium makes an appearance because ,ractically Gveryone
1ow Thinks It's %seless for *ath.
?ard drives got to be a whopping - or 0 gigabytes and then caused
problems at L0O *=.
... and the kids of today think they have got it hard. ?eh heh$
You have to understand that in the mind of a retarded child, kicking,
screaming incoherently, and leaking body fluids from every orifice with
the ability to expel them are all suitable substitutes for a /defense/.
You're about as tough to figure out as the wheel there slick, and not
anywhere near as useful or esthetically pleasing. .B
Yeah, but> isn't it kind of like teasing the retarded kid until he gets so
angry he shits himself! "ure, in a perverse way, it's funny to watch him
stand there and scream and deny, all red)faced with shit dripping from the
cuffs of his shorts and down his pasty white legs. =ut, still, you feel bad
for them in a way, too. It's worse than shooting fish in a barrel, it's
ust too easy.
I don't think people would feel like they do if this particular retard
didn't come running into the room and shit himself for no apparent reason
at all.
I for one don't feel a bit bad for him either. ?e's a career criminal and a
pedophile. Gither one alone is reason enough to use him for target
practice. ,ut the two together and it's almost morally wrong to not beat
him with a brick every chance you get.
Fust out of morbid curiosity, how do you even manage to get yourself
motivated to post! It can't be fun for you any more after making a fool of
yourself so many times, can it! In fact the last two days have been so
horrible for you, you ust had to dig back to Tuesday to find a post you
could reply to without embarrassing yourself so much even you can't stand
it. ,retty sad considering your lack of self respect.
"eriously. <hy do you bother! You can't honestly believe anyone sees you as
anything but a clown any more, can you! 3on't you have anything you could
be doing that would be a bit less of a nightmare for you, like burning
yourself with lit cigarettes or finger painting with your own feces!
You're like the fat ugly chick in ?" wasting her life constantly bitching
about how snobby the cheerleaders are because she was to much of a
butterball to fit in the uniform on tryout day.
3id you IG(EEY expect to fool anyone perv)o)lator! <hat happened to your
other socks! They collect so much stink you had to throw them away! 3o they
live in puppet ?ell with /Gggafart/ now! 8snicker:
(t least you managed to spell /you're/ right. ;nce. &rapped yourself with
all all your other spelling and grammar tells though ya pathetic git.
You're ust too damned fucktarded to be any harder to spot than a 6'K/
sailor in high heels singing /I'm a lumberack/ at a =on ;dori festival.
<orse than Gelbash even. (t least that witless buffoon manages to get away
with it for a day or two every 7DD or so times he tries. You're like
Huaker I1"T(1T @ucktard.
You're a sick, putrid excuse for human life. The lowest form of shit.
The professional help you deserve is a slow death at the hands of a highly
skilled marksman. Mnees first, then go to work on the shoulders
and elbows. *aybe an ear. Then when you've started confessing your sins
and begging for that telling shot to the head, you should be left to bleed
out in agony.
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The responses that you gave in your last post to every issue raised were
not sufficiently original to dignify with new responses of my own. If
you want to keep plowing the same ground without ever getting around to
sowing any seed, please feel free to enoy your self)indulgence, but
don't expect anything to grow.
/( man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. ?owever, he
should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. ?e should not sell the
meat to the people in his own village> however, selling the meat to the
next door village should be fine.
The Eittle #reen =ook, "ayings of (yatollah Mhomeini, ,olitical,
,hilosophical, "ocial and Ieligious, I"=1 number D)LL7)-PD70)N, page PK
Fust for shits and grins let's assume kicking your ass in a
%senet 1ewsgroup where' you've done nothing but make a complete fool of
yourself is really /stalking/.
"o what! I, personally, don't see anything wrong with stalking a
pedophile. In fact I think it should be made legal. *aybe a sanctioned
sporting event even. <e could dress all you sick fucks up in funny
costumes and let you run some sort of fenced in gauntlet, and people
could pay for high ground vantage points and ammunition.
( portion of the proceeds would be set aside to benefit some of the
innocent children you've molested, of course. .B
;M, so you keep accusing #ielda of being a pedofuck. <ho gives a shit! 3o
you really think anyone cares! (re you fooling yourself into believing
you're insulting anyone here!
,oor deluded little diaper sniper.... far as I'm concerned the fatass,
ricegrinder)ridin' biker wannabe can eat shit and bark at the moon.
Yap all you like. It's like.... 4who gives a shit4!
;an will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific
advances.* -- &r. 2ee &eorest, *ather of <adio = Grandfather of
>elevision.*
*>he Atomic bomb will never go off. $ speak as an e?pert in
e?plosives.* - - Admiral )illiam 2eahy, @A Atomic "omb #ro,ect
*>here is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom.* --
<obert ;illikan, 1obel #riBe in #hysics, 19'(
*5omputers in the future may weigh no more than 1.! tons.* -- #opular
;echanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 19/9
*$ think there is a world market for maybe five computers .* -- >homas
)atson, chairman of $";, 19/(
*$ have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked
with the best people, and $ can assure you that data processing is a fad
that won.t last out the year.* -- >he editor in charge of business books for
#rentice :all, 19!7
*"ut what . is it good for%* -- Cngineer at the Advanced 5omputing
Aystems &ivision of $";, 1948, commenting on the microchip.
*4/00 ought to be enough for anybody.*-- "ill Gates, 1981
*>his .telephone. has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered
as a means of communication. >he device is inherently of no value to us,* --
)estern @nion internal memo, 1874.
*>he wireless music bo? has no imaginable commercial value. )ho would
pay for a message sent to nobody in particular%* -- &avid Aarnoff.s
associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the
19'0s.
*>he concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn
better than a .5,. the idea must be feasible,* -- A Yale @niversity
management professor in response to red Amith.s paper proposing reliable
overnight delivery service. DAmith went on to found ederal C?press 5orp.E
*$.m ,ust glad it.ll be 5lark Gable who.s falling on his face and not
Gary 5ooper,* -- Gary 5ooper on his decision not to take the leading role in
*Gone )ith >he )ind.*
*A cookie store is a bad idea. "esides, the market research reports
say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you
make,* -- <esponse to &ebbi ields. idea of starting ;rs. ields. 5ookies.
*)e don.t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out,* --
&ecca <ecording 5o. re,ecting the "eatles, 194'.
*:eavier-than-air flying machines are impossible,* -- 2ord 0elvin,
president, <oyal Aociety, 189!.
*$f $ had thought about it, $ wouldn.t have done the e?periment. >he
literature was full of e?amples that said you can.t do this,* - - Apencer
Ailver on the work that led to the uni6ue adhesives for (-; *#ost-$t*
1otepads.
*&rill for oil% You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil%
You.re craBy,* -- &rillers who Cdwin 2. &rake tried to enlist to his pro,ect
to drill for oil in 18!9.
*Atocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.* - -
$rving isher, #rofessor of Cconomics, Yale@niversity, 19'9.
*Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value,* -- ;arechal
erdinand och, #rofessor of Atrategy, Ccole Auperieure de Guerre, rance.
*Cverything that can be invented has been invented,* -- 5harles :.
&uell, 5ommissioner, @A +ffice of #atents, 1899.
*>he super computer is technologically impossible. $t would take all
of the water that flows over 1iagara alls to cool the heat generated by the
number of vacuum tubes re6uired.* -- #rofessor of Clectrical Cngineering,
1ew York @niversity
*$ don.t know what use any one could find for a machine that would
make copies of documents. $t certainly couldn.t be a feasible business by
itself.* -- the head of $";, refusing to back the idea, forcing the inventor
to found Fero?.
*2ouis #asteur.s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.* -- #ierre
#achet, #rofessor of #hysiology at >oulouse, 187'
*>he abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the
intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon,* -- Air Gohn Cric Cricksen,
"ritish surgeon, appointed Aurgeon-C?traordinary to Hueen Iictoria 187(.
And last but not least...
*>here is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.* --
0en +lson, president, chairman and founder of &igital C6uipment 5orp., 1977
<hy do I feel like I might be hit with an I,# or have my throat slit by a
screeching she)devil Awith nice titsB while on this architectural tour!
It ust boggles the mind trying to comprehend how many generations of
inbreeding it takes to produce offspring so mongoloid they honestly
believe they can pull off the /new name and anonymous management/ scam
after all the times they've been unmasked.
"o you think mandatory multinational I3 cards, cameras on every corner,
mandatory wiretapping4logging of your voice and Internet connections,
no IM=( of any practical value what so ever, and a ruling class
governed itself by labor unions with enough power to dictate your
movements within the G% is... /freedom/!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
?mmmmmm$ You must be an idiot. To the contrary of what clowns like
this would have you believe, they do not all speak K languages.
(s a matter of fact, some of the most ignorant and rock stupid people
I have ever met have been inhabitants of some s'ualid hole or the
other in Gurope.
*ost of them are nasty people who do not practice proper dental
hygiene, don't bathe regularly, have multiple "T3's, are ama5ingly
preudiced, and frankly, ugly in physical appearance.
These idiots sit in their flea infested, rank, disgustingly s'ualid,
tiny little apartments in stinking, overcrowded cities and watch
television shows about what!
;ne of their favorite ones is where some ackass /reporter/ for a
television show comes to (merica and interviews LDD people. ;ut of
those LDD people, they only show the absolute dumbest ones. You know,
the ones that can't tell you if ,ennsylvania is in &hina or "outh
(merica, those types.
Then, they distribute these /documentaries/ to their viewers and tell
them that every stupid (merican is ust this stupid.
They sad part is that these lowbrow, black toothed, greasy headed,
fools are arrogant and pompous enough to believe that all (mericans
are like the ones they see on their staged T.2. shows.
True idiocy at it's purest form.
<ow, the last time that I checked, I didn't need to have the permission of
the Imperial (sshole to post here, and since it wasn't in response to one of
your posts, I have to assume that you ust enoy randomly editoriali5ing on
posts or posters that are not to your liking.
ATranslationB Gat me.
<ell, that's why where energy is concerned, "cotland has always been relegated to the
regime of bagpipes, rather than robots, computers, and intelligence.
The Gnglish language, and all other languages, change in time, adapting to
new discoveries or changes in the socio)political and scientific
environments. ?owever, such changes should not occur ust for the sake of
changing, especially to replace a correctly structured term with argon
invented by some snotty chat room dweller who got his hands on daddy's old
computer before he was old enough to graduate grammar school. Fust because
his chat room partners, e'ually intelligent and educated found that term to
be 'cool', it doesn't mean that the rest of society should follow suit.
I don't think such argon should be taught in universities, nor should
dictionaries not be re)written to reflect ghetto and chat room slang.
I can understand abbreviations, but there is absolutely no reason to change
'viruses' to 'virii'. Gnglish has enough plural exceptions, who needs
another one!
#et dat thru yer brain5, yo'$
*aybe you're ust a lying sack, desperately trying to change the
rules to try and win a point.
Talk about thick... you don't even have the slightest clue what whole
disk encryption really is. #ot some more bad news for you sonny.
=estcrypt ain't on that list. That's right, it's not whole disk either.
^snicker^
You've been making a supreme fool of yourself all this time, puffing
your chest and calling other people stupid in your usual self
aggrandi5ing way. Iead this and weep, bitch. *aybe some day you'll learn to not be
such an arrogant ackass. .B
1o, "ebastian, you're dead wrong. =ut as I said in the previous post, I
don't have time to follow you into every thicket of misunderstanding you
fall into to disentangle you.
Telling someone their leg is irreparably broken and handing them a set
of crutches doesn't make them any less crippled or disabled.
You're engaging in a semantics 'uibble that doesn't even exist, but
then you seem to enoy that sort of thing. 1ever have to admit you were
wrong about something if you ust make up the rules as you go, now do
you! .A
;h, I've embarrassed them multiple times in the past with their silly
errors, so they now keep coming back with childish attempts to catch me out
with their stupid cavils and 'uibbles every time I post. (nd so I have to
crush them yet again. Huite tiresome after the first few times, really.
but at the bottom end of the evolutionary ladder you would, at least, stand out among
your peers.
It's not ambiguous no matter how hard you try and wriggle out of your own imbecility by
pretending it is. It's a clear statement of fact that proves you une'uivocally wrong, made
by the people you were /citing/ in an attempt to prop up that imbecility.
"orry about your luck, sucks to be you, have a nice day.
: 1ow do be a good moron and fuck off.
*aybe after a bit. That crunching sound of you under my heel is ust too attractive at the
moment. "orta like a little symphony, being backed up your s'uealing and all.
^snicker^
3on't worry little one, I know how important it is for people like you to get the last word
in. <hen I decide that time has come, I'll let you know. .B
Your problem is your narrow little mind sonny. ,onder it a bit longer
for my amusement and then I'll give you the facial. .B
G2GIY economic transaction has a conventional energy cost! <ithout
Gxception!. (s absolutely and unavoidably guaranteed by thermodynamic
@undamentals!
(re you sure about that! I can think of many economic transactions
that have nothing to do with energy. Eoans for instance, stock market
speculation, poker bets, bank robbery, bribes, parking tickets...
Eooked at from an economic perspective, everything is money.
Eooked at from an energy perspective, everything is energy.
Eooked at from a political perspective, everything is politics.
Eooked at from a theological perspective, religion is everything.
3oes that make gasoline+#od! If we lose money on a transaction,
are we destroying angels or devils! ?ow many =T% in a saint!
You morons are such fun. I can run my stick along the fence and watch you
bark and snarl.
&'mon, do it some more,
<ell yeah... "ee the "tall thread about all the "unday =lue sky
cowboys who crap their satin panties when they get some buffet let
alone a full stall.
;ur society is breeding a generation of panty waisted sissy marys who
'uake at the thought pushing the envelope. <ithout anti lock brakes
and #," they couldn't find their collective arses to wipe off the
dingle berries. Thank #od they'll die politically correct with a full
load of estrogen coursing through their manly -0/ arms and smooth
satiny -0/ pencil necks.
*r =ottoms,
These recent meanderings of yours appear to have come from a bar)room
exchange between wishful thinkers, none of whom knows a single thing
about systems security.
If you can't get through reading a few chapters in a book like ,fleeger
then surely there must be some simpler but rigorous tutorial on security
somewhere on the 1et.
?ow about something like ;reilly's /&omputer "ecurity =asics/!
;r even /&omputer "ecurity for 3ummies/!
;r maybe ?asbro has some educational toy on computer security!
"ebastian #. wrote.
: *r. "chneier may not want to acknowledge them, but I think the
: distinguishing attack with 0cL0 chosen plaintexts and 0cKD steps is pretty
: serious.
8laugh$:
"ebastian fancies himself smarter than one of the world's most
recogni5ed authorities on the subect of cryptography and cryptanalysis.
That's actually almost too pathetic for words....
To the moron nemo)outis, who keeps sputtering about how /partition
information doesn't matter/ like a &hinese guy in a dick si5ing
contest....
The only thing (ri is implying, is that he's an idiot. <hen he showed up
here his introduction was a horrible embarrassment over some sort of
lame brain bar code encryption scheme he apparently dreamed up one
night after a few too many plastic cups of panther piss. ?is /remedy/,
if you care to call it that, to making a total and utter fool of
himself before he ever really got off the starting block, was to invent
some sort of &aptain &runch decoder ring fantasy ob where he sold his
bar code encryption to his employer for some /undisclosed sum/. In the
course of propping up that obvious lie he also invented a PD acre
nuclear test facility that this unnamed employer sent him to for some
unnamed purpose. If you know anything about s'uare footage and nuclear
tests at all, even ust from watching the movies, you reali5e ust how
ridiculous that whole story is.
In other words, (ri is a nut. (nd like all nuts he's obsessed with
exacting some sort of /revenge/ on the group his deranged mind believes
is responsible for his initial embarrassment. (nd, like all nuts, his
/revenge/ simply leaves him looking like an ever loonier nutcase.
Gxactly. <hen you purposefully constrict the scenario to fit your agenda
of course you can make yourself appear correct. The point you're trying
to evade is that, as others have pointed out several times now, your
scenario isn't the beginning and end of all scenarios. Your myopic
vision of /good enough/ can and will fall over in other scenarios. (s
we've ust seen proved by example.
That is why there in fact is a real world difference between @34<3 and
volume4container encryption, and why unbiased posters have cited
several examples of experts in the field explaining why it's important
to understand and consider those differences when devising your own
security solution. If information in an unencrypted *=I isn't in your
threat model then olly good. If it is, for example you need to hide
the fact that a certain partition or partition type exists, then you
need to find a true @34<3 solution rather than be misled by people who
don't understand the difference, or refuse to acknowledge the
difference because they misspoke initially and haven't the maturity to
simply rectify their mistakes. .A
To elaborate, my suggestion was that before posting you should give your
head a shake to determine if there is anything inside and to consider
whether you really wished to make the fact public.
;ur companion *r =ottoms may be a seemingly personable soul but we
must take care not to let this obscure the fact that he is far too
dense to reali5e he has long ago been out of his depth in this
exchange.
I think you could be wasting your time because *r =ottoms lacks the
basic personal e'uipment needed to comprehend these concepts.
In other words, he has no brains.
Gven if
it is possible to read the data by some super agency with massive
amounts of time, luck and text, Awhich is still very unlikelyB short of
you trading in many nuclear secrets and publicly telling how anyone can
do it, no one is going to act on anything they read Aand remember the
odds are probably much worse than you winning a maor lottery and being
struck by lightning while you are simultaneously chocking on a chicken
bone and drinking a beer at the only public bar in Iran.
I've dug a fair number of holes in my life Abeen there, dug thatB and
think I recogni5e when someone else has dug one. Though I don't think my
hard won advice will be accepted Acheerily or otherwiseB, I'd say the old
saying /If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging/ probably applies.
You could have simply said that you are unable to grasp the concept of
comprehending context. *aybe if you if you read the entire post before
leaping to your baseless conclusion you'll have better luck.
If you insist on prompting your flawed perspective then I suggest that you
go fornicate yourself with a broken bottle. ?T? J ?(13.
I apologi5e for having the temerity to suggest that your post was
inaccurate or your use of english was, well, shall we say sub)
optimal! I can see that no)one can tell you that you are wrong, but
it might be a good idea to see a clinical psychologist to discuss your
last suggestion and the emotions that gave rise to it.
;h bullshit. You are obsessed and can't admit that you totally missed the
context. ;n top of that you can't even complete the 'uote correctly.
(s I said before, go fuck yourself you self)important ass. <hen you are
done with that perhaps you will be relaxed enough to re)read the thread and
admit you missed the point entirely. It's way past time for you to get
real.
?T? J ?(13
&ome and meet 1emesissy, also known as (llan Ioss, all)round pig)headed oaf. <ith
cabbages as his intellectual e'uals, he excels at spectacular self)nukes, turning himself
into piles of radioactive dust with every post. You've probably seen blind)drunk old men
with two left feet and only one leg avoid fresh pools of warm vomit on the footpath with
more skill and finesse than (llan Ioss has at avoiding the inevitable... yet another
spectacular self)nuke.
Hualifications. %senet fascist, racist bigot, crybaby, ?T*E poster, "herlock ?olmes
wannabe, total fuckwit, techno)voodoo witchdoctor, stick in the mud party)pooper,
"ensitive 1ew)(ge #uy, test poster, -D #"&G's and 0 ( levels but fuck all experience,
religious freak in direct contact with #od, physically worn out and decrepit old fart,
clueless headfuck, braggart extraordinaire Aand a liarB, sucker)upper, top)posting cybersex
freak, bird lover, haggis eater, and too many more to list.
I know I shouldn't validate your asinine post with an answer, but your arrogance is only
exceeded by your ignorance. I've never pretended to be anything, my work and business
ownership history is a matter of public record, and your astoundingly self)righteous belief
that the only valid employees of a newspaper are /reporters/ says volumes about you and
your supercilious attitude.
?ere's a tiny clue from someone who participated in the budget planning of
several newspapers. Your vaunted /ournalists/ are actually called /reporters/ at every
newspaper I've worked at and with, and they are at the very bottom of the food chain. If
you ever reach the management level, you'll know that they are regarded as cannon
fodder, cheaper than screw)top wine and as interchangeable as athletic socks. <orse,
most of them suck.
;r the lumbering, listing, weaving and bobbing of (dobe Ieader
like a drunk lurching and staggering slowly along the sidewalk from one
lamppost to the next, year after year after year, as the software plows
its way, burping and belching, through a swamp of sewage in order to
drape its flabby self into a chair, reeking tired beer fumes with every
exhalation. It takes a special kind of programmer )) a village drunkard
of code )) to produce an application like this, and (dobe seems to have
hired all of them.
Yer missin' the point here unior. I have neither the time nor the
legal resources to waste on figuring out who some %senet tit sucker
is. =ut then I'm ust some F. 3oe with an agenda of correcting the
clueless bullshit you tit suckers spit up in groups like this so
anyone with a legitimate need for security doesn't end up thrashing
theirs because your wretch went unchallenged. If I were even mildly
interested in spanking you literally, and sufficiently funded, I
know ust where to drive the bar in to wedge open your false
security, and yank you out in the open ust like the vet did the day
they yanked you from your mother's crotch.
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,oor little loon. "o defeated and deflated you can't find anything
of substance to argue about, yet you're still unable to refrain
from slobbering all over my dick about how everyone is one person
/out to get/ you and your dull witted pedo)friendAsB.
?ere's a couple free clues for you pet. I had nothing at all to do
with any of what you think I did, and you're a pathetic little
bitch.
You're not /dangerous/, loon, you're a sad oke in a clown suit
shitting his pants on tempo in front of an audience and pretending
not being fully potty trained is a suitable substitute for
intelligence and wit. That's the extent of your contribution here,
and the reason people but their e@ists to your metaphorical teeth
every time you open your mouth. It's all you deserve. You're such a
dumb sonofabitch you can't control your mental purges no matter how
fucking stupid what you have to say is, and you actually think
that's clever.
That's right my little pole smoking pet, and nobody here looks,
smells, tastes, sounds, or feels anything like a frog.... except to
that bi5arre abscess of necrotic tissue you like to think passes as
a suitable substitute for your brain.
The why of this is the most pathetic aspect of your worthless
existence. You're desperate to gain some margin of /power/ over the
people who point at you and laugh. =y pretending you can paint a
recogni5able face on your tormentors you begin to convince yourself
you've become something barely resembling significant in their
lives, but in spite of a years long session of repetitive episodes
of the sort of embarrassments that would drive normal people to a
clue, you've remained far too willfully asstarded to reali5e that
all your insane amphigory really does is make you look more and
more like you have shit in your skull every single single time you
go there.
=ut then, you really don't have any other recourse now do you loser!
There's ust not enough IH anywhere in your gene pool to launch
anything that might be realistically labeled a successful counter
to the years and years of ass whippings you've been given, so every
single time you post another bit of that trademark =oschloo
imbecility the discussion invariably gets deflected towards your
deviant @rog (dmin folie du doute. You're far too incompetent to
contribute anything useful in the first place, and demonstrably not
clever enough to engage in any sort of amusing verbal thrust and
parry. "o, here we are once again again listening to your amphibian
obsessions after another bout of the sort of abasement that's
defined your presence.... since the day you first arrived ....
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publications$
'Guarctos (mericanus =unghole' habitually persists in spreading marketing
hype instead of sound technical advice. ?is ignorance is surpassed only by
his lonely desire to be noticed at any cost.
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: I was in a paint store once and read the label on a can of paint. It
: said> /3o not take internally/.
: <hat IG(EEY bothers me is that the guy they wrote this for nullifies my
: vote$ .)BB
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(. =ecause it disturbs the logical flow of the message.
H. <hy is top posting frowned upon!
I. ,erche' disturba il flusso logico della lettura
3. ,erche' /postare sopra/ e' tanto fastidioso!
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3an,
@riendly advice,... relax. You're on your way to %senet burnout.
"tate your opinion and move along,... nobody likes a ball hog at the
dunktank.
>)B
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<hy do you people hate us so! <e don't harm little children, we
love them. (ll that we want to do is benefit them. They are so warm
and cuddly and cute, oh, and it feels oh so good to feel them up, to
see their little peepees perk up and get hard, why they don't even
really know what is happening to them. It feels good to them and it
feels good to us, so what is the big deal anyway!
<hy don't you people ust leave us alone. <e have very few
pleasures in life for the most part. <hy do you want to take away
this delightful little sweetness that we get so seldom to enoy, and
besides, the young tender ones forget all about it soon after if a
big fuss isn't made by all of you do)gooders.
You know, child)adult delight has been with us from the beginning of
time, it is only lately that you right)wing republican fascist pigs
have fixated upon this oh so tender sweetness of ours. Eeave us
alone, go back to your trough and eat your slop.
++
The school district is ustified in any discipline measures re'uired to protect the students
and faculty in their charge. The 1((&, needs to address the following.
/They're standing on the corner and
they can't speak Gnglish.
I can't even talk
the way these people talk.
<hy you ain't,
<here you is,
<hat he drive,
<here he stay,
<here he work,
<ho you be.../
(nd I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.
(nd then I heard the father talk.
Gverybody knows it's important to speak Gnglish except these knuckleheads. You can't be
a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
In fact you will never get any kind of ob making a decent living. ,eople marched
and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these
knuckleheads walking around.
The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.
These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. RLDD sneakers for
what !! (nd they won't spend R0DD for ?ooked on ,honics.
I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange
suit.
<here were you when he was 0 !! <here were you when he was -0 !! <here were you
when he was -O and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol !!
(nd where is the father !! ;r who is his father !
,eople putting their clothes on backward. Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong!
,eople with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that a sign of
something ! ;r are you waiting for Fesus to pull his pants up !
Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of
needles ApiercingsB going through her body!
<hat part of (frica did this come from!!
They are not (fricans. Those people are not (fricans> they don't know a thing about
(frica...
<ith names like "hani'ua, Tali'ua and *ohammed and all of that crap, and all of them
are in ail.
=rown or black versus the =oard of Gducation is no longer the white person's problem.
<e have got to take the neighborhood back.
,eople used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different
'husbands')) or men or whatever you call them now.
<e have millionaire football players who can not read. <e have million)dollar basketball
players who can not write two paragraphs .
<e, as black folks have to do a better ob. "omeone working at <al)*art with
seven kids, you are hurting us. <e have to start holding each other to a higher standard.
<e cannot blame the white people any longer./
3r. <illiam ?enry /=ill/ &osby, Fr., Gd. 3. aka g I luvs womens, forget all the above, I
luvs womens.h
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spanked every day by a middle aged woman. "tuff you pay good money for in later life.
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badly as yours.
2iewing a two)dimensional depiction of an event is not the same as
participating in the event. Those still in contact with reality do not
need this explained, but it seems you do.
,erhaps you should have a look at the painting by *agritte subtitled /&eci
n'est pas une pipe/
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The most fundamental flaw of the so)called study is that, not only is it
unpublished, it has actually been withdrawn from publication, for reasons
those associated with it are unwilling to disclose. In short, it's only
newspaper hearsay about a study, not a study. (nd certainly not worthy of
being cited as corroboration. =ut then again, how delicious an irony
that an anonymous poster should cite vaporware.
Eeaving aside the study's provenance, you are completely right in noting
that, even if it said what it is alleged to have said it would still not
support the bass)ackwards conclusions the anonymous poster has drawn from
it.
To apply the anonymous poster's twisted logic, one could say that, since
-DDT of heroin users have previously drunk water, water is the ultimate
precursor drug, with -DDT correlation to later hard drug use.
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1o, you ineffably stupid fuck, I said next to nothing about the
^substance^ of the so)called report, because I didn't need to. There
I"1'T a report ) it was withdrawn before publication for reasons those
associated with it are unwilling to disclose.
I couldn't have asked for better confirmation of my mocking observation
that /OLT of statistics are made up on the spot./
;nce again, you are left standing with your pants around your ankles and
your dick hanging out, and yet you are so stupid that you don't reali5e
you have made a complete fool of yourself with your vapourware study.
=ut blither on.
Fesus fuckign &hrist kid, even ^I^ could make some sound arguments
for lowering the age of consent drastically without any of your
idiotic, double standard, these)guys)are)shit)but)the)guys)
that)whack)off)to)it)aren't baloney . ,robably to within limits
that would shock and awe even you apologists.
You're yapping up a bare tree there sonny. "eriously. If you want a
situation changed then get off your apologist bandwagon and find a
real drum to beat. =ecause until you can do that all you're doing
is pissing off normal people.
: #o away fascist apologist,
^yawn^
Typical pedophile tactics. <hen backed into a corner foam at the
mouth and spew /fascist/, or /bible thumper/, or even 8gasp:
/1a5i$/.
Tough luck though, no intelligent person is going to be fooled into
believing that pedophiles are ust another poor, oppressed minority
by your transparent bullshit.
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:(gain we have to look at 3%I. 1ot long ago it was essentially
:acceptable, if not glorified in some fairly large circles. Gver
:increasing legal pressure has changed that.
...and the conviction rate went down. <hen it was a R7DD fine,
most people pled guilty. <hen it became harsher, many stopped
drinking and driving, but those who still drink and drive get
better lawyers, put up more of a defense, and are faced with
uries more likely to let them off if in doubt.
3o you think that giving people the death penalty for aywalking
will eliminate aywalking! 1ope. It will eliminate convictions
for aywalking. ,unishments can be too light Adrink driving in
the -NLDsB too harsh Asmoking weed in the -N6DsB or ust right.
I want the punishment for child porn to be exactly whatever
amount of harshness will protect the most children. I don't
know what that level is, and udging from your bogus statistics,
neither do you. *y guess is that the current laws are fairly
good as far as accused pedophiles not simply pleading guilty,
and they seem to be pretty good as far as uries not letting
them off because the sentence is too long. The interesting
'uestion concerns things like what /yardbird's ,als/ were doing
to avoid being caught. If the punishment was made harsher,
some would do more to not get caught, others would 'uit doing
the crime. If the punishment was made less harsh, some would
do less to not get caught, others would do more crime. It would
take a good study by a statistical criminologist to figure out
which effect is larger.
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3o you take stupidity pills!
There is a -DDT correlation ) absolutely perfect$ ) between having drunk
water earlier in life and later committing murder. The two go absolutely
hand in hand. Your logic would have us executing water drinkers$
=ut I can understand your eagerness to get past that thinking business at
which you are so incompetent and on to the fun part of killing people.
(hh, I see. <e should not punish crimes that people actually commit but
instead execute them for being intrinsically evil.
Is there any other medieval superstition you'd care to spout!
?ow convenient. 1ot only are these folks intrinsically evil who should
be put to death whether or not they have committed a crime, there's no
need to even think about what constitutes the crime.
You really are a sterling example of complete drooling mindlessness.
(hh, I see you're out of arguments Aif we can call such pathetically
meager maunderings argumentsB and have now been reduced to pure blithering.
<ell, blither on.
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?ow adroitly you backpedal while weaseling and eating your words.
It was you and your fellow anonymous sockpuppets who called for lynching
and murder of all paedophiles for all paedophile acts whatever their
severity. ?ell, you and he other sockpuppet morons like you, called for
them to be raped and murdered in ail.
1ow, your mindless bloodthirst exposed for what it is, you want to back
off! <ell, slither away then, but don't expect me to take you or your
specious rationali5ations any more seriously now than before. You are
crawling back into your hole to lick your wounds after being soundly
publicly thrashed, but you have learned nothing and will, when your wounds
heal, emerge again ust as stupid as ever.
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<hat in the @%&M are you blithering about!
You, or a related anonymous sockpuppet, brought up an idiotic irrelevancy.
drunk drivers. I mocked this idiocy.
3o I need to explain other tricky concepts like /up/ and /down/ for you,
too!
"igh$ You really are a moron who needs /up/ and /down/ explained.
The drunk driver /argument/ is a specious bit of nonsense that only a fool
like you could think is relevant.
You see, moron, drunk driving is criminali5ed because it directly endangers
others. It is a form of reckless endangerment that could directly, in and
of itself, without re'uiring any additional act or decision, cause death or
serious inury.
2iewing kiddie porn, while morally reprehensible, does not and can not, in
and of itself, directly harm a child. That re'uires a separate and
distinct act of abusing the child physically, a separate act including a
separate specific instance of voluntary conduct, one that does not depend
on or re'uire the viewing as a predecessor act.
1ow, I don't expect a moron like you to accept this ) because, well, you're
a moron. =ut my answer above is nonetheless completely dispositive.
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You, or one of your sockpuppets introduced an idiotic irrelevancy. drunk
drivers. It was worthy only of mockery Aactually, it didn't even merit
mockery, but I indulged you a little lest you become discouraged by your
repeated failuresB.
?ey moron, nobody is making excuses for pedos. I'll play your game.
please post cites of me apologi5ing and making excuses for pedos.
8insert cricket noises here:
1o, what I am doing is something your tiny little brain cannot
comprehend, I'm being logical and rational. I'm saying that you cannot
condemn and convict without proof and a trial. You can't comprehend
this, the thought of this is so alien to you that in your feeble mind it
must be a form of pedo apology. To you if anyone refuses to condemn and
convict without proof or a trial they must be a pedo apologist, you are
a fuckin twit with at best a 6th grade education.
I know, trying to convince you that people should not be condemned and
convicted without proof or a trial is like trying to teach a parrot
calculus, you patiently explain differential e'uations and get back
/awk, pedo apologist, awk, pedo apologist/. The only difference between
you and the parrot is that the parrot can learn other phrases.
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I'm terribly sorry, =randon, I didn't make allowance for your now)obvious
handicap. being a dishonest simpleton.
@or, as I noted in my previous post, only a dishonest simpleton would rely
on a paper that has 1;T been published, indeed, has been <IT?3I(<1 from
publication, to which 1; agency will attach its name, and about which 1;
;1G, including the authors, is willing to speak on the record.
In short, it's vapourware.
You have no point ) you are a blitherer who brings up irrelevancies. I
dispose of them, not to convince a moron like you, but for the benefit of
others not intractably stupid like you. You, a compulsive moron, have
convincingly demonstrated that you will continue to bring up such inanities
repeatedly, even after they have been utterly shot down, ust as a dog will
return to its vomit.
(nd now, having disposed of all your idiotic points yet again, they and
you are dismissed. A(lthough I know you will blither on nonetheless )
it's a compulsive disorder you seem unable to overcome.B
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You cannot refute anything I actually say so now you have invented a
straw man and put words in its mouth. <hat a dishonest cunt you are$
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%nsupported Aand unsupportableB assertion not worthy of response.
;h, I'll relent and make a brief response AI'm such a softieB. =ullshit$
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<ell, many thought *x had contaminated the group, but then bertie and
maxi gave us a tutorial on true toxic typing.
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The fact that you can't change intellectual and emotional gears only
means that. You.
@or those of us who have a modicum of reason, it's no big damn deal.
<hat, cooties, do the swingers leave cooties! They get all over you and
ewwwwwww!
You charge in from a slanted, nudist)brain dominated viewpoint, this has
clouded out cognitive thought. That's understandable, you're still
capable of this shiny err and appropriately recover. It's a chasm but,
hey, historically, you should be supeydoopey ok. Iemember.
/I think there is a world market for maybe five computers ./ )) Thomas
<atson, chairman of I=*, -NP7
?ow to @ake Gnlightenment
I know what a lot of you are probably saying. /=odhi, why would anyone want to fake
enlightenment!/ That is a pretty good 'uestion, for someone on a lower spiritual plane
than me, so I will get straight to the point )) chicks ^dig^ it$ Take it from me, and from
other maor spiritual studs like (lan <atts and Men <ilbur, if you want to get laid, and
get laid a ^lot^, it doesn't hurt to have the /intense but totally centered spiritual guy/
thing going for you.
/;M,/ you say, /that's good enough for me. ?ow ^do^ you fake enlightenment!/ <ell,
^I^ don't have to fake it. I have been in a continual state of cosmic consciousness since I
was -7, but as some of you may know, enlightenment gradually wears off, and you have
to recharge your #odhead from time to time. To tell the truth, I was lucky. I discovered
the perfect koan early in my life, and I only have to meditate for four or five minutes,
tops, to get that satori when I need to get back on top of my game. =ut some people never
/get it/, and this lesson is for you. If you want all the benefits, without all the work, ust
follow these simple instructions.
-. Eearn /the look/. The look is the face and actions of a guy Aor chick$B totally at peace,
and at one with the universe. @irst, the face. Eook at yourself in the mirror. <hat do you
see! You see a guy Aor a gal$B with worry lines and muscles pulled into the mask that
people think of as /you/. The enlightened master is relaxed and at ease, and his serene
look shows it$ Eet your facial muscles go slack. 3on't let your aw drop open, but your
lips should ust barely touch each other. Your eyelids should be drooping, so that they are
ust touching the top of your pupils, and you should have ust a hint of a /*ona Eisa/
smile. #et ust the slightest hint of a smirk, like you ^know^ 2ictoria's secret$ 1ot too
much, though, or you'll ruin the effect. ,ractice this in the mirror every day until you can
do it by feel.
0. <alk the walk. This is part two of /the look/, and is ust as important. &hicks should
get the feeling that you are relaxed, yet powerful, ready to spring into action, like a
panther. @irst of all, "E;< 3;<1$ If you are at one with the universe, who are you
hurrying to meet! Yourself$ (nd you won't be disappointed if Y;% turn up a little late,
will you! <alk slowly and deliberately, letting your arms swing free. It takes a while to
get the rhythm, but it is not as hard as getting the face right. ,ractice is the key. It's not
you walking, it's #od walking through you, baby$
7. *eeting people's eye. This might be the hardest part )) you have to be able to look
directly at people, yet look through them at the same time. <hat do you usually do when
you come across someone on the street or in the office! If you know them, you might
look them in the eye and say /hi/, but if you don't, you look away. 1%? %?. That won't
fly. The enlightened master can look directly into the eyes of a stranger, because he is
looking at himself$ ;f course, you won't be able to actually look into your own eyes
unless you have had the /big flash/, so try this instead. look directly through people at
things behind them, but not too far to the side. Eook at the tree for a few seconds, the car
for a few seconds, the sidewalk, that bird, whatever. You will look like you are looking
directly into their soul if that is what they want to think Aand believe me, the babes want
exactly that$B and they will think you are looking at things behind that if they are
uncomfortable thinking otherwise. This takes practice, but the payoffs... well, ust look at
me$
P. &onversation. It is not as hard as you might think. Fust think, /<hat would the =uddha
say!/ "ay you are at a party, and you have /the face/ and /the walk/ and you are sitting,
relaxed, drinking a beer and talking to a babe. "he asks you what you do for a living.
Your response! /I teach people how to live. That sounded weird... you know, some
people ust aren't comfortable in the world, and I help them out. I guess I'll never have
you for a client. You look like you are extremely together, 3enise. ;h, it's &arla! <ell
believe me, in another life it was 3enise, and she was really together too./ "ee how easy
it is! =abes want to be spiritual, and they want you to notice.
<ell, that's enough for now. Eet me know how well my system works for you. <ho
knows, someday, if you play your cards right and get the act down, you might ust
become an enlightened master too$
1amaste,
"ri =odhi ,rana
;h look at the poor metrosexual libtwat =itchy Iitchy snapping his
purse shut and /plonking/ someone because he was punked.
You loser libs can't argue your way out of a full condom.
Foe 1ickell indeed picks all the rotten cherries he can find and then spits out the seeds as
facts. ?is opinion pieces are ust thatk)his opinions, nothing more. ?is grandiose
generali5ations and insinuations are unfortunately cited by uneducated teenagers and
mentally ill adults as evidence of somethingk)I dondt know what because those who use
him as a source certainly never reference any real evidence. *ore people need to know
what an incompetent egotist Foe 1ickell really is.
;h dear, did your boyfriend =obby &ostas teach you that before someone
wiped their asshole on his eyes!
You have a friend! This is anecdotal. Gxtraordinary claims re'uire extraordinary
evidence. The burden of proof is on the claimant. Is there any independent witnesses to
this friend! 3id you hallucinate the friendship! <as the friend blinded! <as there a non)
friend control group! <as this friend found by =ayesian methods using a prior
probability bias!
<e have no evidence materialist skeptics have friends, all the cases in history were found
to be errors, rumours or blackmail. I've been running - million dollar challenge to
materialist skeptics to prove they have a real friend and none have passed the preliminary.