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KUTA WEEKLY
Volume 7, Issue 406

25 Sept - 1 Oct 2014 (406)

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Garuda Indonesia Named as Best Passenger
Experience in Asia Pacific Region
The Indonesian Flag Carrier Garuda Indonesia has won
honors as the best airline in the region for Australia and Asia
at the Passenger Choice Awards 2014 announced on
September 15, 2014 by the Airline Passenger Experience
Association (APEX).
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Longer Hauls; Lower Fares

Indonesia AirAsia Targets
Offering Long-Haul LowCost Flights to Australia by
End of 2014
Indonesia AirAsia Extra, an
affiliate in the growing network of
AirAsia hybrids, has announced plans
to commence flights from Bali by the
end of 2014 or early 2015.
C E O o f A i r A s i a , To n y
Fernandes, announced plans for the
long-haul flights from Bali on Monday,
September 15, 2014 in Jakarta.
Promoted as the first long-haul
low-cost carrier in Indonesia,
Indonesia AirAsia X is expected to
operate to Sydney and Melbourne in
Australia.

Continued from front page

This year's award from APEX
represents a repeat performance for
Garuda who won the same accolade
in 2013.
The award was presented to
Garuda at a ceremony held in
Anaheim, California on Monday,

Melbourne and Sydney in

Australia would be airline operator's
initial destinations. Future destination
may include Japan and South Korea.
Indonesia AirAsia X received its
Air Operating Certificate on
September 4th from the Director
General of Civil Aviation.
The airline will be using Airbus
330-300 aircraft for flights of up to 10
September 15, 2014.
Receiving the award on behalf of
Garuda was the Airline's director of
service, Faik Fahmi.
In winning Best in Region
Garuda managed to outperform
Singapore Airlines, Cathay Pacific,
Korean Air and EVA Air.
Selection for the award was

hours duration from Bali, and

eventually from Jakarta and Medan.
Indonesia AirAsia X is a joint
venture between Malaysian AirAsia X
and the Indonesia AirAsia Group
(Kirana Anugerah Perkasa). The longhaul low-cost airline is expected to fee
passengers from the existing
domestic network of Indonesia
AirAsia.
Fernandes describes the new
carrier as AirAsia on Seteroids."
AirAsia will bring tourists from ASEAN
to Indonesia. AirAsia X can bring
[tourists] from Asia and Europe to
Indonesia.
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BALI THE RIGHT WAY

Gday again folks and welcome to A.F.L Grand final edition of the
Kuta Weekly. A great result with the lads at Hawthorn really only just
getting through on the day against Port. I'd say that given about 3
minutes, Port might have tipped them, but it wasn't to be and we will
watch the Swans battle with the Hawks this Saturday.
There are a heap of places to watch the big game in and around Kuta
on
the day, but there are only a real few that put a lot of time and effort
aliasj@kutaweekly.com
into making the day a good one for us punters. If I had to suggest a few
places I'd say that Moo Moos on Melasti Street is a good start. They have enough seating for about 300 heads
and have a huge projector screen along with 10 plasma teles and arguably one of the best sound systems in a
restaurant that I have ever come across. They are what I call the home of N.R.L in Bali but still put on a great
show for the travelling punters that want to watch a good game of footy. They have Bali Hai beer going out at
10,000 Rupiah during the happy hour and as usual will have the full steakhouse menu ready to roll should you
want a feed. Cheers for the support Mr Richard at Moo Moos. You can see their advert in the centre of the
paper.
Moving along and staying in Legian street there is Crusoe's Bar and Restaurant which is a rather laid back way
to enjoy the game. Mr Ron and the crew will have the usual happy hour prices and have just installed all new
air cons so the place is really comfortable to sit and enjoy a good game of footy. They are a 24hrs operation so
there is plenty of stuff happening all the time. Super cold beers and great service so a good place to perch up
and watch the game. Thanks for the support over the years. You can see their advert of pages 7 & 23 and they
also have a small part on the front page.
Not to keep the best till last but the powers that be at the Kuta Town Houses have tried their best to push the
envelope over the years with different specials and things and for the 2014 Grand Final they have made no
exception to the rule. They have had the biggest LED Module display screen ever to be installed in a hotel in
south East Asia setup on the roof at their function centre. They are selling tickets at a milly each which
includes all you can drink (all the real stuff) and all you can eat Brazilian Aussie BBQ along with lots of door
prizes and giveaways, so get in quick folks before they are sold out. You will never get anything even remotely
close to the experience and once you see the size of this Mutha of a screen (same as the one on Bemo Corner)
you will know it's going to be a good day. Thanks again to the Kuta Town Houses for their never ending
support and I look forward to working with the brand for many years to come.

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Is the Under Over?

Plans for Pedestrian Underpass at Ngurah Rai
Statue Park Now in Doubt
Radar Bali reports that plans to build a pedestrian
underpass at the Ngurah Rai Statue at the entrance to Bali's
airport are now in doubt. The Rp. 3.7 billion (US$322,000)
project has yet to obtain approval from the Ministry of Public
works.
Ida Bagus Surya Suamba of the Badung Regency said on
September 18, 2014: "We are still awaiting approval from the
Central Government. We hope to obtain permission because
the underpass will permit use of a public park area."
Suamba explained that while the Ngurah Rai Statue and
surrounding park are located wholly within the regency of
Badung, the actual asset is owned and controlled by the
Ministry of Public Works. He added that if the needed
permission from Jakarta is not received in October the project
can not be completed in the current fiscal year and would
therefore have to be abandoned.
The Statue and the surrounding park area are deemed
suitable for public recreation but are made inaccessible to the
public by four lanes of heavy traffic that continually circle the
area. The regency's plan to build a pedestrian underpass is
intended to provide a new green park area to the public.

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Ok folks that's my blurb for the week and I trust that the most of you stay safe happy healthy and always
remember, Make not a fence more expensive or more important than the thing that is fenced.
Enjoy Your Week,
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Happy Landings Galore

Operator of Bali's New
Airport Claims it to be the
Most Beautiful in the World
Bali's Ngurah Rai International
Airport has ambitions to become not
only Indonesia's most beautiful
airport, but arguably among the most
beautiful in the world with international
standard facilities and a panoramic
view of the Indian Ocean.
As reported by Beritabali.com,
Tommy Soetomo, the CEO of PT
Angkasa Pura I the company that
manages the airport, the concept
employed in designing the revamped
Bali airport unique among all other
airports in Indonesia.
The standards of service and
arrangement of systems have made
the Ngurah Rai Airport have unique
advantages. You can see for yourself,
the arrival terminal is sufficiently wide
reaching 65,000 square meters. The
passengers are very comfortable,
proclaimed Soetomo on Wednesday,
September 17, 2014.
Soetomo described the lastminute shopping zone featuring
clean outlets, attractive
merchandising and items produced in
Bali that impart an attractive local
nuance.
From the standpoint of
concept (Bali's airport) is different
from the 13 other airports managed by
Angkasa Pura. Passengers can have
direct views of the movement of
aircraft. Passengers can also view the
beauty of the seashore and the setting
sun. Where else can you see an

airport like this? Soetomo

asks.
The CEO of the State-owned
airport management company
pointed out that the only other airport
in the world where passengers can
see the seashore is in the Maldives.
He went on to describe how,
with the completion of Bali's Ngurah
Rai Airport has given the Island a
facility capable of handling 25 million
passengers each year. Adding: At
this time, Bali's airport is handling 15
million passengers, a total fare below
its ultimate capacity.
Domestic Terminal Begins
Operation
On Monday, September 17,
2014, after undergoing more than a
year of renovation, the domestic
terminal at Bali's Ngurah Rai Airport
commenced operations.
The domestic terminal is
uniquely decorated, decorated with
kites connected with the Bali Kite
Festival held each year at Padang
Galak in Sanur, Bali, said Soetomo.
The first passengers using the
new domestic terminal on the morning
of September 17th were greeted
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Recliners beat farts as top air traveller hates

bracelets.
The very first passenger
passing through the domestic
terminal was booked on GA 241 flying
to Yogyakarta at 6:40 a.m. said
Soetomo.
Passengers using the domestic
terminal on its first day of operation
were invited to become a part of
history and sign a special wall in the
domestic terminal designated to
record their participation.
Not only that, the departure
terminal has prepared a range of
entertainments including musical
show, a photo booth, kids face
painting and even dart games.
Passengers taking part in the dart
games have the chance to win a cup
of coffee and shopping vouchers that
can be used on the same day in the
commercial area of the domestic
terminal, said Angkasa Pura's CEO.
400% larger than the former
domestic terminal, the new domestic
facility is equipped with 62 check-in
counters, 4 transfer and transit
counters, 19 ticketing counters. 8
boarding gates equipped with
boarding bridges, 7 arrival gates and 5
conveyer belts. Capable of handling
9.4 million passengers over the
course of a year, the domestic
terminal is supported with a commonuse check-in system to increase the
efficiency of baggage handling for
departing flights.

Smelly passengers have soared up

to be the number two hate of air
travelers behind those who recline
their seat.
According to the annual
AirlineRatings.com survey of air
travelers almost 35 percent of the
more than 1550 respondents put
reclining of the seat as their number
one nightmare passenger.
However, with 25.5 per cent
naming smelly passengers as the
most despised it raises the question,
have hygiene standards slipped
According to Australian
Business Traveler's founder David
Flynn it doesn't surprise me that
'passenger pong' is a hate of
travelers.
A lot of people tell me eye
rolling, nose holding tales of whiffy
seatmates, said Mr Flynn.
After all, you've got several
hundred people crammed together in
this tin can and it's especially tight
quarters in economy with plenty of
recalculated air.
Mr Flynn adds that you've got
passengers who've been rushing to

the airport or dashing between

flights to make a connection, and
people who take their shoes and
socks off during the flight.
Stir in some hot humid sticky
summer weather, or pretty much any
day in an equatorial city like
Singapore, and it's a perfect storm of
bad smells.
This year two passengers
made global headlines because of
their odour.
In February an Air Canada flight
from Charlottetown, on Prince
Edward Island, was preparing for the
two hour flight to Montreal when
passengers on the plane complained
about the odour coming from one of
their fellow passengers.
The
passenger was taken off the plane.

And last month a passenger

was asked by cabin crew to leave an
American Airlines flight in Paris bound
for Dallas because of his strong smell.
In this case the passenger
blamed a new fragrance he was trying
in duty free!
And three US domestic flights
have been diverted in the past month
over arguments related to knee
defenders, which prevent seats
reclining.
In each case an air rage
incident developed after arguments
over the use of the knee defender.
In the US authorities have not
banned knee defenders but have left it
up to airlines to regulate.
However in Australia, both
Qantas and Virgin Australia have
banned knee defenders.
In the AirlineRatings.com
survey the parent who let their
children run riot was third with 20 per
cent of respondents saying it was their
biggest nightmare, while the
passenger who hogs the arm rest was
fourth with 13.5 per cent and the
incessant talker a small 5.5 per cent.

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We're Going to Change the World!

Young People Invited to Joining

Bali's Global Initiatives
Networking Conference at
Canggu Community School
October 3-5, 2014
The Bali Global Initiatives
Networking Youth Conference 2014
(GIN-2014 ) returns for the second
year at the Canggu Community
School October 3-5, 2014.
Following its successful
inauguration last year, GIN-2014 will
introduce students to presenters
working to make this a better world a
better place for all comprising ecowarriors, sustainable farmers,
keepers of culture and tellers of

stories.
Presentations, activities,
shows and workshops will align to the
UN Millennium Development goals.
Participant will have the opportunity to
take away knowledge and
experiences to help shape the way the
future will unfold. By sharing
knowledge and insights, the young
participants aim to establish shared
goals and understanding towards the
creation of effective and authentic
global values.
Students from all over Bali and
abroad are invited to attend this threeday workshop at Canggu Community
School that includes the showing of
the documentary "Jalanan" by Ubudbased filmmaker Daniel Ziv. Young
eco-activists Kodi Twiner and Chris
Gautier will also be attending to
introduce the film Rise of the Eco
Warriors documenting their time in
Borneo rehabilitating orangutans with
Dr Willi Smits. Kodi will also be
running a workshop with Indonesia's
celebrated grunge rock musician Robi
Navicula. Meanwhile Chris will be
hosting a workshop with the Bali
Animal welfare Association (BAWA)
and the Orangutan Tropical Peatland
Project (OUTROP) orangutan
research group from East Kalimantan.
Skateboarders from Indonesia
and Myanmar will host a skill-sharing
event at Motion skate park with Malou
Rose who has spent four years in
Ulaan Batur setting up a
skateboarding association. Look also

for activities involving surfing,

movie making and permaculture
gardening.
All are Welcome
All international middle school
students are invited to attend the
conference with students leaders
from Canggu Community School
ready to assist in advising and hosting
students who come from overseas
with pre-conference communications,
billeting information and logistics
advice.
Friday, October 3, 2014
On Friday, October 3, 2014, in
cooperation with the Ubud Reader's &
Writer's Festival, GIN 2104 will hear
from acclaimed author Alison Lester
regarding her work that is loved for its
ability to create stories that celebrate
difference and the unique aspects of
the individual. At GIN 2014 Alison will
lead a workshop for a mixed age
group interested in writing children's
stories.
The talented graphic illustrator
Reinhard Kleist will also present on
guiding student participants on how to
create a graphic novel. Also on hand
will be AJ Betts who saw her first poem
published when she was 12, leading a
session on creativity for lower
secondary students.
Sunday, October 5, 2014
Kosal Khiev and Abraham
Nouk will appear on Sunday, October
5, 2014, to share creative stories of
survival that will engender
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Cleared for More Landing?

Deputy-Governor of
Bali Calls for Extra
Runway at Island's
Airport
Bali's newly renovated
airport continues to be served
by a single runway of 3,00
meters. Too short to handle a
number of long-haul aircraft
fully-loaded with both
passengers and fuel, the
Ngurah Rai International
Airport's overriding limitation
on passenger handling
capacity is its dependent a
single and relatively short
runway.
M o r e o v e r, a n a i r c r a f t
accident involving Bali's runway
09/27 has the potential of closing
airport operations of hours or, in
the worst case, weeks.
A s r e p o r t e d b y
Beritadewata.com, Bali's deputygovernor I Ketut Sudikerta

recently highlighted this

situation, recommending that the
current runway be widened to
accommodate two runways.
A lengthening and widening
of the runway is very needed in
order to accommodate 2 runways
to allow the airport to grow and
handle more passengers, said
Sudikerta on a visit to Bali's air

g a t e w a y o n
September 17, 2014.
When asked by
reported if the provincial
government of Bali would
invest in widening the
runway, Sudikerta said all
would have to wait and see.
The CEO of Angkasa
Pura I, Tommy Soetomo,
said that the carrying
capacity of the airport must
also be seen from the
perspective of taxis,
terminals and parking
facilities. In these regards,
Soetomo said the Bali airport was
still sufficient to meet current and
future demand.
The airport is expected to
handle 15 million domestic and
international passengers in 2014,
a number well under the stated
capacity of 25 million.
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Heat harnesses monster within Cutting

BEN Cutting hopped on
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Plenty of Heat fans have

been wondering why the allrounder's brutal power hitting
hasn't been utilised more often in a
pinch-hitting capacity.
On one occasion last Big
Bash season, Heat coach Stuart
Law blamed himself for not
sending Cutting in earlier as he
batted at No.8 in a disappointing
loss to the Sydney Sixers.
Queenslander Cutting,
pictured with a Heat-branded
monster truck as he signed a
three-year Heat deal, believes he
is on the cusp of being a candidate
for Australia's World Cup squad
next year.
And the tall 27-year-old fast
bowler, recently returned from
Australia's one-day tour to
Zimbabwe, hopes his powerful
batting can be an extra trump card.
I enjoy the challenge of
getting out there and trying to hit a

few over the ropes,'' Cutting

said.
There is a time and a place
(for a pinch-hitter). Hopefully the
Heat top six fire and then I will just
have to go in and slog for the last
five overs which suits me fine.''
Law said he was delighted to
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Cook to captain England at World Cup

ALASTAIR Cook
will be England's
captain at next
year's Cricket World
Cup, according to
UK media reports.
After months of
speculation, England's
selectors are expected
to announce on
Tuesday that Cook will
retain the job as oneday skipper until at
least the end of next year's
showpiece tournament in
Australia and New Zealand,
which wraps up at the end of
March.
Cook's position as captain,
and indeed in the country's ODI
team, came under a huge amount
of scrutiny during the recent
home one-day series against
India, which was won 3-1 by the

tourists.
Former teammates
Graeme Swann and Michael
Vaughan were just some of the
ex-players that called on Cook to
be stood down as captain, but the
29-year-old remained steadfast
in his belief that he was the best
man to lead the country in both
Test and one-day cricket.
That approach appears to

have been
vindicated, with
several British
newspapers reporting
Cook will be named
skipper of a one-day
squad to tour Sri
Lanka in November
a n d D e c e m b e r,
essentially rubberstamping him as
captain for the World
Cup as well.
The left-hander's place as
Test skipper was also called into
question as he struggled with the
bat in the Tests against India,
before recovering late in the
summer to finish with a series
average of 49.66.
However, his continued
inability to turn decent starts into
hundreds meant he failed to
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Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull accused of using coded

messages at F1's Singapore Grand Prix
THE McLaren team
has hinted that
rivals Red Bull
used coded
messages to
assist Daniel
Ricciardo's drive
to a podium finish
in Sunday's
Singapore Grand
Prix.
McLaren's racing
director Eric Boullier
said he and his McLaren
colleagues had listened
keenly to other teams'
radio messages during
the race.
Asked how different it was to
work on the pit wall following the
clampdown on communications,
he said: Nothing, but it makes us
more busy listening to the others to
see they are not doing anything
like Red Bull did twice on
Ricciardo.
I think it was coded, yes. It is
up to the FIA to investigate, so it is
not for me to say anything.
But it was a strange
message. Once would have been
OK, but twice or three times is a bit
strange.

Red Bull team chief

Christian Horner said his team had
clarified with F1 race director
Charlie Whiting what messages it
could use with Ricciardo.
Obviously we spoke to
Charlie and told him Daniel had
some reliability issues, he said.
That was why he was told to
stay off the kerbs because that
was causing damage to the
battery. I think that was sensible
and it's about trying to find a
balance with this radio ban.
Earlier this month, F1 teams
and drivers had been ordered to
severely cut back on radio

conversations
that help with car or
driver performance
during races.
The ruling was
handed down by
Formula One's
governing body the
FIA.
From now on
conversations from
the pit telling a driver
where he is losing
time on the circuit
will be illegal.
The change is
being implemented
through a strict
enforcement of
Article 20.1 of F1's sporting
regulations, which states: The
driver must drive the car alone and
unaided.
The new ruling tells teams:
In order to ensure that the
requirements of Article 20.1 of the
F1 sporting regulations are
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to rigorously enforce this
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Aaron Cruden misses New Zealand flight after

drinking session
F LY H A L F A a r o n
Cruden was dropped
from the All Blacks
squad for the last two
rounds of the Rugby
Championship after
missing the team's
flight to Argentina
because of a latenight drinking
session.
The All Blacks were
due to fly to Argentina on
Saturday but were delayed by a
day when their flight was
cancelled.
C r u d e n
w a s
photographed on Saturday
night drinking with teammates
at an Auckland pub called the
Zookeeper's Son.
We didn't have a curfew,
All Blacks coach Steve Hansen
said. He was out drinking and
he didn't get (to the airport) in
time.
It's obviously
disappointing and out of
character. He's extremely
disappointed in himself. He
understands there has to be a

consequence for his

actions.
The All Blacks, who are
currently unbeaten in the
Rugby Championship, are due
to play Argentina next Saturday
and South Africa in
Johannesburg a week later as
they close in on a third straight
title.
A remorseful Cruden said
he would accept any further
punishment for his flight noshow but has shed no light on
the reason for his drunken
gaffe.
Cruden confirmed he had
drunk too much, but didn't
outline what happened after he
and several teammates

Auckland pub.
I made a poor
decision regarding the
limits of my alcohol
intake, Cruden said.
I am deeply
embarrassed by this
lack of judgment and
have never been more
disappointed in myself. I
have not only let myself
down, but most
importantly, I have let my
team down.
I carry the burden of
shame and disappointment and
I am deeply apologetic to my
team, to my family, and also the
New Zealand public.
Cruden, 25, is likely to
face a formal New Zealand
Rugby hearing once all details
of the evening have been
ascertained.
NZR chief executive
Steve Tew says he spoke to
Cruden on Sunday but didn't
yet know how the
circumstances about how he
had missed the 10.30am flight.

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Panthers invade enemy territory

THE Penrith
Panthers are
leaving no stone
unturned in their
pursuit of a
premiership,
holding a secret
training session
i n e n e m y
territory this
morning.
The Panthers
trained for more than an hour on
ANZ Stadium the venue for
this Saturday night's grand final
qualifier which is also the home
ground of rivals Canterbury.

different angles
with his deft kicking
game.
Ironically, the
ground is also where
Bulldogs coach Des
Hasler has installed
special cameras
behind the goal lines
of ANZ Stadium to
capture defensive
and attacking
formations of his
team during training.
The 9am session was
The Daily
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Telegraph has been told the
Penrith ace Jamie Soward cameras were not in operation
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not doing our job right, dammit.

Also, jiggling is awesome. No
need to feel self-conscious about
it. To that point though, definitely
grab your breasts and make a
hand bra if (1) it hurts you or (2)
you just want to play with them,
because that's awesome, too.
7. That you have a butthole.
Everyone has a butthole.
Even starfish have
buttholes and they don't have
anything. Stop being so weird
about it.
8. Whatever weird sex face you
think you're making. We probably
think it's hot. Also, it's tough to pay
attention because we're too busy
making weird sex faces.
9. Whether or not your hair is up.
Believe it or not, when
we're busy thinking, "Oh boy, I'm

having sex," we don't have time to

think about dumb things like
whether or not you washed your
hair. There's no need to whip out
19 bobby pins and start styling
your hair while you ride us. Just let
it fall in front of your face and hit us
in the eye. We don't care. We're
having sex.
10. How long it takes you to
come.
As long as our legs aren't
cramping up after 30 minutes of
pumping away, don't worry about
how long it takes you to get there.
The only thing that makes us feel
more manly than making a woman
c o m e
i s
hammering
swords shirtless in
our iron forge and
most of us don't
have those
anyway so it's
pretty much just
this.
11. Giving us
pointers.
I
f
something doesn't
feel right, or you
need us to speed
up or slow down, say something.
No guy is going to complain about
a little constructive criticism. Just
don't bark orders. There's a
difference between moaning,
"Fuck me slower," and saying, "To
the left, you idiot."
12. If you don't always feel like
giving us a blowjay.
Oral sex is great, but
sometimes you want to skip the
mozzarella sticks and go straight
to the burger (if it wasn't clear in my
greasy diner food metaphor, the
burger is the sex and the sticks are
the foreplay. Foreplay is like
mozzarella sticks. The more you
think about it, the more apt it is). It's
OK to say no a blow job
sometimes. We get it.

and wet. Air escapes violently.

5. If you're too loud or not loud
enough.
As long as you're not
grabbing us by the head and
screaming into our ear loud
enough to burst our eardrums, it's
all good. Unless we have
neighbors. And if you're the kind of
woman who gets really quiet right
before they orgasm, that's OK too.
No guy needs you to repeat, "I'm
having a great time at sex" over
and over until they finish.
6. Your heaving bosom.
You're going to bounce
everywhere during sex or we're

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1. Whether or not your vagina

smells like a field of fresh lilies.
If your vagina literally
smells like a field full of flowers,
that might be a cause for concern.
But a vagina is supposed to smell
like a vagina. Plus, it's not like
Yankee Candle is ever going to put
out a "Balls" scent, so we're pretty
much even. Most guys either
actively like the way you smell
down there or are pretty neutral on
the whole thing.
2. Whether or not you're
hairless like a sex dolphin.
Unless you suffer from
hypertrichosis,
skipping out on
shaving for a few
days isn't going to
be a deal-breaker.
Considering most
guys would put
their lives on the
line for the
opportunity to
bang, getting a
pube in our mouth
is a pretty tame
risk to take. Also
"sex dolphins"
aren't actually a
thing. Don't Google that.
3. How wet (or not wet) you are.
There's no such thing as too
wet.
There also is such a thing
as lube. Neither of these things are
issues.
4. Any sounds your vagina may
make during intercourse.
Weird sex noises are
totally normal and the only way
they're horrible is when you stop
mid-coitus to be like, "Oh, man.
That was gross." No, it wasn't.
What's gross is having sex one
moment and then not having sex
the next just because apparently
you never shoved your hand in a
tube of Gak growing up. This is
what happens when you shove
something into something tight

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The woman with three breasts

A WOMAN has spent
$20,000 on surgery to get
a third breast and her
dream is to become a
celebrity.
The Florida massage
therapist, who calls herself
Jasmine Tridevil, said she had
the surgery a few months ago.
It was really hard finding
someone that would do it, too,
because they're breaking the
code of ethics, Tridevil said.
I called like 50 or 60
doctors, nobody wanted to do it.
Last month she posted a
YouTube video of herself in a bikini
while Radiohead's Creep plays in
the background.
Tridevil said her extra breast
felt like her other breasts, the only
difference is the nipple, which she
had to get tattooed on.

The 21-year-old saved up for

two years so she could have the
surgery and is also paying for a film
crew to follow her around.
My whole dream is to get this
show on MTV, she said.
I'm dumping every penny I
have into this. If this doesn't work,
I'm through.
Tridevil said that while she

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Living the Bali Dream

wanted fame and

fortune, this was not why she
had the surgery.
I got it because I
wanted to make myself
unattractive to men.
Because I don't want to date
anymore, she said.
She has been filmed
telling her parents about the
third boob and they were not
happy.
My mum ran out the
door. She won't talk to me.
She won't let my sister talk to
me. My dad ... he really isn't happy ...
he is kind of ashamed of me but he
accepted it, she said.
While some have criticized
Tridevil for her chasing fame, others
have described her as beautiful
and commented that she reminds
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tumour removal
A goldfish in Australia is
recovering from surgery after a
life-threatening tumour was
removed from its brain in a
"high-risk" operation.
George, whose owner lives in
Melbourne, was put under general
anesthetic for the $200 (125)
procedure.
Dr Tristan Rich, who carried
out the operation, told Melbourne's
3AW radio station that the fish was
now "up and about and swimming
around".
Vets say the 10-year-old fish is
now expected to live for another 20
years.
"George had a quite large
tumour on the top of his head that
was growing slowly, and it was
beginning to affect his quality of life,"
Dr Rich from the Lort Smith Animal
Hospital said.
George's owner was given the
choice between an operation or
having the fish put to sleep.
"She was dedicated enough to
give it a go," he said.
He added that the fish was
kept alive by pumping oxygenated
pond water through its gills.
Dr Rich described the 45minute operation as "fiddly".
Vets say the operation went
swimmingly, and that George can be
discharged soon.

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Mom was Dad and Dad Was Mom

Bianca and Nick
B o w s e r , a
transgender
couple who live in
Kentucky, still both
have their original
s e x o r g a n s
because they
cannot afford
reconstructive
surgery.
When their
children grow up,
Bianca and Nick will
explain to them that
mom actually used to
be their dad, and dad
was originally their mom, who
gave birth to them.
Bianca, 32, was born as a
boy named Jason and Nick, 27, as
a girl named Nicole.
They insist their kids, 3-yearold Kai and 1-year-old Pax, will be
fine because their upbringing will
be loving, supportive, secure and
perfectly normal.

I don't worry about how they

will react. We will not treat it as a
'bad' thing. And young kids are
accepting and non-judgmental,
Bianca said
The couple say they're only
talking now about their life to raise
awareness.
Bianca had breast
augmentation and laser hair

removal, and
before the pregnancies,
Nick took testosterone to
help change his
appearance and had
surgery to remove his
breasts.
My pregnancy
was not the norm for a lot
of people and so they
stared, he says,
admitting that the whole
experience was a daily
struggle because he
hated the way his body
changed.
He eventually gave
birth by caesarean
section, saying: It cut out part of
the very female process of giving
birth. Meanwhile, Bianca says
she's glad to escape the pain of
childbirth.
The couple say they would
change their genitalia if they could,
but they don't have the money for it
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Man Has 100 Pound Scrotum Removed

Dan Maurer a
man who's
m
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headlines for
his 100 pound
s c r o t u m
successfully
had the growth
removed in
surgery last
month. Among
the things he
looks forward
to after rehabilitation is
having sex with his wife
for the first time in seven
years.

his sac swelling to

enormous proportions, he
contacted his doctors, who
instructed him to lose weight,
which didn't work. Then, he saw
Maurer suffers from a the story of Wesley Warren Jr.
condition known as scrotal also known as The Man With
lymph edema. When he noticed the 132-lb. Scrotum on TLC,

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Maurer and
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for the operation,
and after a 14 hour
procedure, he
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struggling to walk, but he
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be unhelpful and helpful. The coming week brings a need to vent frustration
followed by a need to control passion and it's the passionate element that might
be the source of difficulty. Aries people are known to be passionate and when you
feel your temperature rise, it can be difficult for you to control what needs
controlling. The coming week brings a much-needed chance to release emotions
and feelings that have been bottled up for too long. As long as you don't misread
passion for aggression, then all will be fine.

In addition to a New Moon in your sign this week, Mars and Neptune are taking a
swipe at each other. The implication here surrounds 'where are you going
wrong?' This might even have more of an effect on someone close to you but
the sky suggests certain lessons aren't being learned and previous experience
is being ignored. For many Librans, this will relate directly to affairs of the heart
or a somewhat harsh lesson in love. For others, it could involve an unclear or
inconsistent message being sent to certain people who are becoming
increasingly confused about where you stand with a particular issue or with
them. There is value to be had by accepting what isn't working and putting in a
place a more practical or sensible strategy.

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21

When need exists for us to visit a dentist, for example, due to discomfort we're
experiencing, we tend to react to the need quite quickly. We don't want what we're
feeling to worsen. We require relief as soon as it can be made available. Until
such time, we have to endure a brief, sensitive situation. The above analogy
sums up a situation in your world this week as the sky speaks clearly of possible
'oversensitivity' on your part. You can't help what you feel. Neither can you control
situations or individuals with potential to make you feel overly sensitive. You can,
however, believe that what you experience is temporary and intended to spur you
into taking action to remedy it.

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

Who is on your side? Who supports you and your endeavors? Who makes an effort to
show they care or are at least thinking about you? Such questions are likely to have
played an integral part in your thinking during recent months, and this week's very
positive development surrounding your ruling planet moving forward from a five-month
slumber is likely to put such questions well and truly under a spotlight. You're likely to
find yourself assessing or reassessing various relationships in your world and who you
believe is worthy of your friendship or support and who hasn't proved themselves
worthy of both. Such is life. Sometimes, we need to create space for something or
someone more appropriate. Give Pluto a chance to awaken properly and see what get
transformed in your personal world.

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21

'You say you want a revolution, well you know, we all want to change the world'.
So went the first overtly political Beatles song. Perhaps you aren't feeling too
inclined to change the world but the coming week contains aspects that strongly
suggest you're likely to feel inclined to bring about your own mini revolution in
some way. Something from the past needs to be let go of if essential space is to be
made for something more appropriate for your future. You're being encouraged to
bring about change where it's long overdue. Whilst the process is unlikely be
finalized during the coming week, you're likely to look back at this period as being
pivotal to change being introduced that involves releasing outdated ideas, beliefs
- or individuals.

Many people make considerable sums of money running seminars that explain
how luck is not something we're blessed with but something we make happen
through our own efforts. Yet, many other people believe luck is something we
experience sometimes without having to toil or persevere. Perhaps, one day,
someone will run a seminar that explains both sides of the situation.
Regardless of your stance, this week brings a fortuitous link between Jupiter
and Uranus. This aspect is renowned for assisting with luck and ensuring we're
in the right place, at the right time to benefit from it. Be receptive this week to the
likelihood of luck finding you. Make yourself available wherever possible and let
an open mind be your guide this week.

Cancer Jun 23 - Jul 23

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20

Many people believe that, to be a good salesperson, you need to have 'the gift
of the gab'. In other words, belief exists that people who talk excessively
possess the ability to eventually wear
a potential buyer down with their incessant chatter - or know how to say the right
words, at the right time, in the right way to gain a buyer's trust. This week, the
sky speaks clearly of your ability to do the latter. Your input will be required in
some way and it's likely a particular person you're close to will require placating
in some way. This is a sensitive situation and you'll need to choose your words
carefully but you're being presented with a superb opportunity to express
yourself openly and honestly in ways that might be long overdue. Provided you
use your charm responsibly, all will be fine.
Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19
'Don't worry, it'll be worth it in the end'. People say such things to others when
going gets tough and a reassessing if effort invested in a particular area is worth
the return. We know how the saying (or song) goes about what tough people do
when the going gets tough and this week brings evidence that your
perseverance and effort in a particular area is likely to pay some form of
dividend. For some time, you've shown support to an individual or possibly an
organization and wondered if or when you'd ever see signs of doing so being
worthwhile. Prepare to experience reassurance where you've wanted to see it
and this can only ensure more comes your way in future by continuing to
support whatever or whoever your support has been aimed at.
Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20
'Wake up and smell the roses'. This saying is apparently derived from two
popular sayings, being 'wake up and smell the coffee' and 'always stop and
smell the roses'. The first relates to the need to become aware of something and
take action before it's too late. The second relates to the need to stop from time
to time to do nothing more than appreciate life itself and the gift it is. This week
brings a need for you to do both. There's something you need to accept, a fact
needs facing and action is required on your part to resolve a particular issue.
Yet, there's something to be gained from this. Freedom you'll experience soon
will play some part in you being glad to be alive. Just get what needs dealing
with done and out of the way first.

When people use the phrase 'learning curve' what exactly do they mean?
Learning anything is often not straightforward and requires a few twists and
curves. Where your relationship with a certain person is concerned, you've been
involved in a somewhat steep learning curve for some time. It's important not to
overlook or ignore what you have learned through various experiences and how
this knowledge can be put to very effective use now, particularly this week.
Venus's helpful link to Saturn implies it is up to you to provide a stabilizing
influence between you and a certain person. It's time to apply your experience to
a potentially tense or uncertain situation. The result could be a stronger bond
between you.

Leo Jun 24 - Aug 23

People often say 'change is as good as a rest'. You could be inclined to say you'd
prefer more rest than change in light of pressure you've experienced in recent
months. Perhaps, you've grown very used to this and the last thing you want to
have to deal with is change to what you know and understand to be working in an
effective way but change is occurring to a process that commenced back in April
and this has to do with routines, or possibly one in particular, no longer relevant or
appropriate. You've had several months to prepare for a new way of working or
altering what your daily routine comprises. From this week, something shifts into
a new gear and what has been discussed or in the pipeline since April moves one
noticeable step closer to reality.

Virgo Aug 24 - Sep 23

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One of the Three Little Pigs grasped the concept of firm foundations and stability.
If something is to withstand certain external forces, then it has to be built
accordingly. This week's New Moon is likely to do much to stabilize or at least
reassure you that your financial or possibly material position is stronger or holds
more potential to be stronger than you realized. A fresh start is on offer in some
ways but a particular process has taken a few weeks to reach the point it is at now
and whatever finance-related venture or project you're embarking upon now is
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or bands each week chosen by one of our many loyal readers,
Please EnjoyIcehouse Touch the fire

Icehouse
Icehouse are an Australian rock band, formed as Flowers in
1977 in Sydney. Initially known in Australia for their pub rock
style, they later achieved mainstream success playing new
wave and synthpop music and attained Top 10 singles chart
success in both Europe and the U.S. The mainstay of both
Flowers and Icehouse has been Iva Davies (singersongwriter, record
producer, guitar,
bass, keyboards,
oboe) supplying
a d d i t i o n a l
musicians as
required. The
name Icehouse,
w h i c h w a s
adopted in 1981,
comes from an
old, cold flat
Davies lived in
and the strange
building across
t h e
r o a d
populated by
itinerant people.
Davies and Icehouse extended the use of synthesizers
particularly the Sequential Circuits Prophet-5 ("Love in
Motion", 1981), Linn drum machine ("Hey Little Girl", 1982)
and Fairlight CMI (Razorback trailer, 1983) in Australian
popular music. Their best known singles on the Australian
charts were "Great Southern Land", "Hey Little Girl", "Crazy",
"Electric Blue" and "My Obsession"; with Top Three albums
being Icehouse (1980, as Flowers), Primitive Man (1982) and
Man of Colours (1987).

Man of Colours was still the highest selling album in Australia

by an Australian band.
Flowers' popularity was recognized when they were awarded
the 1980 TV Week / Countdown Rock Awards 'Johnny
O'Keefe New Talent Award' ahead of The Dugites, INXS and
Karen Knowles. They were also nominated for 'Best Album'
and 'Best Album Cover' for Icehouse but lost on both to Cold
Chisel's East, Iva Davies was nominated as 'Best Songwriter'
but lost to Cold Chisel's Don Walker. At the award ceremony,
Flowers performed "Icehouse" with Davies framed within a
cube of white neon tubing. In early 1981, Flowers signed to
Chrysalis Records for European, Japanese, UK and U.S.
releases; they had to change their name due to legal
restrictions and to prevent confusion with a Scottish group
The Flowers. Their last performance under the name Flowers
was on 27 June 1981 at the Capitol Theatre in Sydney, they
chose the name of their album to become known as Icehouse.
As Icehouse, the band spent the second half of 1981 touring
the UK, Canada and U.S.; whilst Chrysalis released most of
their Flowers material under the name Icehouse. The single
"Icehouse" was released in Europe and created some interest
in the UK, partly because of a video directed by Russell
Mulcahy; while in the U.S. the song peaked at No. 28 on the
Billboard Top Tracks chart in 1981. "Icehouse" had been
written by Davies when he lived at 18 Tryon Road, Lindfield in
an old, cold flat of a two-storey mansion across the street was
a dishevelled house which had its lights on all night peopled by
short term residents. Davies later learned it was a half way
house for psychiatric and drug rehab patients. The first U.S.
single "We Can Get Together" peaked at No. 62 on the
Billboard Hot 100. A single-only release, "Love in Motion", was
recorded by Davies using the Sequential Circuits Prophet 5,
and became the first new recording credited to Icehouse; it hit
the Australian Top 10 in November 1981. Icehouse split up
late in 1981, Keith Welsh later becoming manager of
Australian bands Do-R-Mi and Boom Crash Opera.

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Icehouse's iconic status was acknowledged when they were

inducted into the Australian Recording Industry Association
(ARIA) Hall of Fame on 16 August 2006. ARIA described
Icehouse as "one of the most successful Australian bands of
the eighties and nineties... With
an uncompromising approach to
music production they created
songs that ranged from pure pop
escapism to edgy, lavish
synthesised pieces..." Icehouse
has produced eight Top Ten
albums and twenty Top Forty
singles in Australia, multiple top
ten hits in Europe and North
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over 28 times Platinum in
Australasia alone. As of 2006,

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A woman brought a very limp duck into a
veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the
table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles,
has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the
vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I
mean you haven't done any testing on him or
anything.
He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the
room. He returned a few minutes later with a
black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner
looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his
hind legs, put his front paws on the examination
table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He
then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook
his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out
of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also
delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot.

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The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head,

meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
but as I said, this is most definitely, 100%
certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few
keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the
woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
"$150!"
she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken
my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but
with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now
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What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life,
Or a condition imposed by circumstances.
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The surrounding of the lake is a favorite
place for picks you self up.
At lake Batur you can see the scenic view
and feel cool atmosphere.
Bangli's
mountainous
region centers
around the
spectacular
volcanic crater (or
caldera) of Batur.
Mount Batur itself
is actually just a
small volcano, but
its setting is in the
heart of a huge
crater. Adjacent to
the volcano is the
large crescentshaped Batur
L a k e , a l l
surrounded by the high walls of the crater rim.
As the road rises steadily from Bangli or
Tampaksiring, nothing in the surrounding grey
landscape of bushes and garden plots suggest
the presence of a volcano. But over, one more
small ridge a dizzying view awaits the eyes,
encompassing the crater and beyond. From
Penelokan, the main road runs right round the
rim towards Kintamani, the panorama shifting
as circling around the crater.
The sheer size of the crater conjures up
images of the massive eruption of the original

Mount Batur that occurred tens of

thousands years ago. The volcano is still active
today as Balinese still remember the great
eruption of 1917. It claimed thousands of lives
and destroyed hundreds of temples.
Other eruptions have taken place since
forcing the local population to be relocated,
along with
several of their
t e m p l e s ,
including the
main Bali
Temple, Pura
Ulun Danu.
Initially inside the
huge crater, this
temple has been
relocated to the
top of the ridge
overlooking it.
Here it now
o f f e r s a n
impressive view
of Mount Batur.
Located less than an hour from north
Bangli. Danau Batur is Bali's largest lake and
cribbed with the calderas of an active volcano
named Gunung Batur.

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