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From: gharlane@kithrup.com (Gharlane of Eddore)
Subject: Re: The Lone Gunmen Pilot works as a nice series outing
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References: <slrn9aa5iu.8qe.roggblake@linux1.linux.bogus> <20010306151903.14671.
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Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2001 21:56:44 GMT
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In <slrn9aa5iu.8qe.roggblake@linux1.linux.bogus>, roggblake@inamme.com
Roger Blake) writes:
>
> The whole idea of the "modem inside the chip" was pretty stupid,
> all one would have to do to avoid snooping would be to not plug
> it into a phone line! ;-)
>
klyfix@aol.comedy (Klyfix) writes:
>
> Ah, you forget about all the secret modems that work through
> the power lines. So there, nah! :)
>
In <BNbp6.302$a3.11881@typhoon.aracnet.com>,
Peter C. Jones <petercj+sf@aracnet.com> wrote:
>
> Oh, come on. We know the chip is supposed to be fast, so it's
> probably over the 1GHz range. Thus, all that's really required
> is for the user to also have a 900MHz phone -- it'll tap into
> your phone line with a wireless connection with no problems.
> And if you don't have a cordless phone, your neighbor probably
> does.
>
You guys are *decades* behind the covert-ops technological eight-ball.
About 35 years back, I got involved in the technical analysis of a
little goodie found embedded in the copy of the U.S. Great Seal that
hung over the U.S. Ambassador's desk in the U.S. Embassy --- in Moscow.
Without going into a lot of detail, most of which I don't even remember
at this point ( you can look it up; it's been published far and wide
over the years ) it was completely passive; just a capacitive chamber
with an acoustically-sensitive membrane, and a stub antenna, designed
for resonance at a specific RF frequency. Since it emitted nothing,
it was theoretically not findable using standard detection gear....
unless, of course, it was active at the time of the test. ( Since
bug sweeps weren't done during meetings, the KGB figured this was
not an issue. )
( This was not actually the case, but we won't get into that. )
The crew using it simply used a microwave dish across the street to
beam a carrier signal at it, and then caught the reflected signal,
recording the sound-modulated reflected signal.
( The KGB got such good results... they thought... with this approach
that they escalated, having discovered that with sufficient power,
you could get modulated reflections off *lots* of things. The
personnel and staff of the U.S. Embassy of that period were subjected
to so much microwave radiation over their assignment that health
problems became overt.. but I'm digressing. )
Now, given the milieu and background of "THE LONE GUNMEN," it seems
completely obvious that "E-COM-CON" is owned and operated by the
Illuminati, who we already know are soaking the entire planet in
their Super Secret Mind Control Rays. It's only sensible to etch an
SUHF zig-zag antenna right onto the Octium chip, and get information
out using "passive transmission," modulations of the reflected
fundamental signal the Illuminati are bathing every square inch
of the planet with. This completely eliminates dependence on
archaic technology like cellular phone systems.
I mean, it's *PERFECTLY* obvious. Unless you forgot to wear your
aluminum foil hat today, and They are keeping your brain from working.
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