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bre a d th e y e a t c o m e s fro m a d i ffe re n t
s to re a n d th e i r s c a rs turn i n to o pe n s o re s
a s th e a c c i d e n ts th e y h a d re o c c ur wi th
a n d
s ta rtli n g re g ula ri ty
. Ba th i n g i n th e c la y
re fus e o f a th o us a n d bla c ke n e d ba n a n a s , ,
th e frui ts o f th e i r la bo r a re th e g ra pe s o f
wra th , a n d th e m o n ke ys th e y wa lk to th e
s e a d o n 't kn o w h o w to s wi m
. Co uld i t be
th e d e li c a te th re a d o f s a n i ty i ts e lf h a s
wo v e n ro un d th e pe n i s o f m a lc o n te n t li ke a
v i c e c rus h i n g th e h a n d o f a n a ke d jud g e ,
o r i s i t jus t a d o g h o v e ri n g li ke a s c h o o l
te a c h e r i n a ba d d re a m po i s e d a bo v e fi e ld s
o f ra z o rbla d e s tud d e d s un flo we rs , a bun c h
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w
e d d i n g s
re m o v e d fro m yo ur h e a d , fun n y th i n g s
s ta rt to h a ppe n .
M R R
: Ge e , i t's a d ra g wh e n s urg e ry wo n 't
s o lv e a ll
yo ur
pro ble m s .
P A UL
: It's a pro ble m wh e n s
urg e ry wo n 't
d ra g o ut a ll th e pa i n .
M R R
: Wh y d i d yo u g uys d e c i d e to to ur
d uri n g th e Ch ri s tm a s h o li d a ys ?
BILL
: We li ke to fo llo w th e c i rc us .
T kn o ws
HER R ESSA
: Sh ut up Bi ll
. Ev e ryo n e
lo g s d o n 't ro ll uph i ll
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Th e y lo o k li ke s h i t
s g o n n a ri n g ti t
. Th e y s m e ll li ke h e ll!

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o n
s o m e s i c k
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th o ro ug h wi pi n g o f t h a te d
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d um ps th e y d o
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rs th e y h a d ,
a n d th e te e th th e y n e g le c te d to brus h wi ll
pe o ple
e
s o o n
i n
be th e rg o tte n by a t le a s t a d o z e n
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h a v e m o re th a n jus t a fe w
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th e re wa rd s th e y re c e i v e a re bro wn a n d
s pre a d be twe e n
. Yo u wo n 't fi n d th e s e
a s s h o le s wa s ti n g ti m e a ro un d th e po tty;
i t's o n e h a n d d o wn wh i le th e o th e r h a n d
h i ts th e g ro un d fo r th e s e s o n s o f bi tc h e s
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yo ur m o th e r
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th a t o f a
s pa s ti c ja c ka l h urli n g a
a n d
n d
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a s h e d e v o urs th e bo d y
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fi v e , but wi th th e s m e ll o f te n , th e i r
3-ri n g bro wn c i rc us o f s i c k fi ts h a s c a us e d
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d re n to m i s s s c h o o l, blo o d to a ppe a r
e a r i n
'yo ur s to c ki n g s , a n d a g ro wi n g
a g la n d th a t
i rre g ula ri ty a m o n g d o g s .
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. So wh a t
th e
d i
a m e te rs o f
yo ur
pe n i s h o le s ? BILL
: Qua rte r i n c h .
KING
: 3/8 I g ue s s .
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: Th a t's we i rd
q
ue s ti o n .
P A UL
: 9/32.
THER R ESSA
: A bo ut a n i n c h .
M R R
: M m m m , n i c e a n d ti g h t.
THER R ESSA
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l
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.wh a t's
th e s to ry?
KING
: We ll o n e e v e n i n g I
wa s
bo re d , a s .
ki n g s te n d to be , a n d s o m e o f th e c o rn I ,
h a d e a te n fo r d i n n e r re m a i n e d o n a pla te .
In a v e ry i n n o c e n t g e s ture , I s tuc k a ~
pi e c e i n m y e a r wh e re i t h a s re m a i n e d
'
d e e ply lo d g e d a n d un m o v i n g fo r a bo ut
th re e ye a rs n o w
. It's s o rt o f li ke h e a ri n g
th e wo rld th ro ug h c o rn -s h ro ud e d e a rs .
M R R
: Th a t's wi ld a n d yo u a re fro m O h i o ?
KING
: Ye s , a n d I wa s bo rn a n d ra i s e d i n
Ft
. Wo rth , Te xa s .
M R R
: Yo u g uys re a lly g o wi ld wh e n yo u
pla y li v e g i g s .
EV ER YBO DY:
Th a n x . .
.wo w . .
.c o o l . .
.bi tc h i n
. M R R
: Ha '
h a
. .
.a n d I jus t wa n te d to a s k yo u g uys '
.
wh e re yo u g o t o ff to a c ti n g li ke h a rd c o re
n a s a l-th i n n e r a n d th e d i s e a s e d m us ta n g s
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d e c a d e , th e s e SUR FER S a s k n o t wh a t th e y
c a n d o fo r th e i r c o un try, but jus t e xa c tly
wh a t th e i r c o un try h a s s tuc k up th e i r
butts
. So m e s a y a i m lo w a n d yo u wi ll re a c h
yo ur g o a l
. Th e y s a y, He ll No !, a i m s o lo w
yo u wi ll pi s s o n yo ur s h o e s
. No t o n ly d o
th e y bi te th e h a n d th a t fe e d s th e m , th e y
try to m a ke i t ja c k 'e m o ff
. Th e s e je rks
kn o w th e d i ffe re n c e be twe e n m a yo n a i s e a n d
m i ra c le wh i p a n d a re n
' t un wi lli n g to pa rt
th e c urta i n a n d s c ra pe th e o ld ba g o v e r
th e n a i ls
. No t to o lo n g a g o yo u c o uld n 't
buy a g o o d s c re a m
. Th o s e d a ys a re ba c k,
a n d n un s a re d o i n g ba c kfli ps i n
c o n v e n i e n c e s to re s wh e n e v e r th e s e c o rn
flo a ti n c o w be a te rs plo p i n to to wn
. No t to
i g n o re th e c rus t a ro un d th e e d g e s , wi th
th e s e g a ls yo u g e t th e pa th wa y o f fla ke s ,
a wi ff o f flyh e a d s , a n d th e g a s s y e s c a pe
o f d e a th i ts e lf fro m th e bo we ls o f h um a n
e m ba rra s s m e n t
. Bug s s ta n d i n li n e a s
m o n ke ys h um p a n d g ri n d
. No t jus t a n o th e r
c a s e o f th e d e a f le a d i n g th e bli n d
. So g o
o ut a n d c o rn i t . . .
.th e bro wn c ri m e !
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EV ER YBO DY
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M O SES, ED A SNER IS A GUY, LA KE
HENR Y BA BBLE WIGS,
M R R
: Wo w, I th o ug h t fo r s ure yo u g uys
c o uld h a n d le yo urs e lv e s i n a c ro wd full o f
n ut a n d be rry g a th e re rs
.
THER R ESSA
: Ye a h , fo r a wh i le i t re a lly
bo th e re d us a n d th e m o re we th o ug h t
a bo ut i t th e m o re we h a d to s ta rt we a ri n g
le g a n d a rm bra c e s
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: So , a re yo u g uys a s s o c i a te d wi th
a n y o f th o s e be a d -pulli n g ba n d s fro m jus t
n o rth o f Ho us to n ?
GIBBY
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