Thursday, October 9, 2014 Est.

1963
A New Generation!
A new generation has come to being! Heroes from all
ages have been hand picked for a chance to repopulate humanity.
Wait! Re-populate humanity? Humans? Like us? Yes, people,
humanity is about to be destroyed by an emanate crisis. A handful of
people from generations past have been chosen to board the Lucky
Number; the first ever (and last) time-traveling ship. In a few days,
they launch their ship to the past to rescue these famous people.
Before they go, they wanted us to inform you why they chose past
heroes instead of the public!
These people from the past possess character traits which set them
apart from the common public. Loyalty. This collection of wise
beings realize that humanity is in grave danger. They are loyal to the
cause because they know that the fate of humanity depends on them.
Confidence. Wisdom only comes with confidence, and these people
know that they can succeed. Humility. These people are humble, and
realize that they are not the center of the universe; their main goal is
to save humanity. The people they choose have skills necessary to
succeed. They are experts in each field that they worked in; this is
experience. Count on them to save humanity. Isabella L. D., Justin
P. H., Victoria P. L.
ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY NEWSPAPER
Collegiate Captions
Notes to the Editor
When we picked Anne Frank, our standards surely sank. It is not very smart for our new start.
Our decision is wrong so I will not make this long. You should have chosen me; I hope you sink
in the sea. - Dr. Seuss

I feel like I should have gotten on the boat. Your sins will not be forgiven and God is very
disappointed. Do not sink because when you die you are going to visit the Devil, permanently.
Pope Francis

I like should have totally gotten on your boat. Like OMG what were u thinking. I was not going
to say anything but your boat is way tacky. Coco Chanel

I should have been on your boat. I am a slam-dunk and you could have used me. I should have
been on there and youre not getting Space Jam from me. Michael Jordan

I cant believe you betrayed me like that. I should have been on the boat. You are the worst
brother ever. Wilbur Wright

I recently saw who got on the boat, and the news is saddening. I should have gotten on the boat
and not some Anne Frank. Just because my heart is filled with sadness doesnt mean I would
depress everybody , but it would bring down a lot of people. Emily Dickinson