Storyteller : Once upon a time, in a distant little town , a little red riding hood, who was walking

through the Bucaramangas forest, she walked to her grandmas house.

-little hood: dumb grandma, why do i have to bring her apples?, herself must do that.

-storyteller: excuse me maam, you should be polite.

-little hood: shut up! I am freedom, long live freedom stupid oppressor!

-storyteller: excu (Little hood cut off him)

-little hood: shut up I said!!!

Storyteller: oookey, the little walked and walked, but the wolf catch her

wolf: hi little girl, you are very beautiful today! (He said with a suspicious accent)

little hood: what?? You are very ugly and your smell is like a trash!

Wolf: have you seen my car??

Little hood: but I think that you have a beautiful smile y brilliant eyes (she said with a lovely and
selfish accent)

wolf: where are you going?

little: I am going to visit my grandmas house, what are your plans?

wolf: I am going to the party in mary janes house

little: my grand ma or a party, Which option are we supposed to pick?


storyteller: in the meantime, the sick grandma was alone in her roo

grandma: oooohhh yeah, hmmmm ! hey, get out ther! Were bussy heeree I need beer, maybe a
whisky here!

storyteller: whats up with her? Oookey, meanwhile the little hood


(the little hood playing with Mary Jane as weed)

little hood: ohhh wolfy, your friend is amazing, she made me crazy!

wolf: my friend??? Ohh Mary Janes a crazy girl.

little hood: long live to freedom, long live to weed, down the government, legalization!

(meanwhile the wolf take a sac and he watch the little drug hood and he is preparing to catch her)

little hood: white walls, empty minds! were free were (the wolf catch her)

wolf: ahahahhaha stupid girl, now I will take you to the leader!

little hood: whats your !#$(/ problem!!! I have to be freedom!!

storyteller: aaaallll right, that was very strange, meanwhile a recovered grandma!

grandma: youre very handsome storyteller are you single?

storyteller: ehh no

grandma: okey, what do you want stupid?

storyteller: ehhh the grandma felt that her granddaughter needed help!! she ran to save her!!

grandma: what?? Jajajajaj, she is a useless, she only bring me apples to meet with el brayan

storyller: I SAID SHE RAN TO SAVE HER!!!!!

grandma: ok ok, dont be mad.

storyller: the grandma, whit the energy of love, whit all love of the world and her AMAZING LOO
(the grand ma cut of him)

grandma: shut up!

storyller: okey, meanwhile the wolf

wolf: okey, I brought you the little hood

the little hood: who are you?? I am yuyitza touch my balls rodriguez

(uknown man): yuyitza?

the little hood: touch my balls rodriguez

(uknown man): ohh I am el brayan did you forgot me?

the little hood: touch my balls idiot .i.! our love was broken! Screw you! I love wolfy, I am her
official pussy cat, and not, I didnt know that he has an amazing car!

el bryan: what?? Why do you prefer the ugly wolf than me?!

the little hood: because he see me, he hear me and he bite me better than you!!

wolf: ehh Iam sorry girld, but I am gay

the little hood: active or passive??

wolf: passive

the lithle hood: oh god why, youre a fu.( the storyteller cut of her)

the story teller: eh oh eh meanwhile the grand ma

grandma: (buying) hi sir, do you have magical pills? (grand ma winks)

story teller: oh god why, THE GRANDMA RUNS QUICKLY TO SAVE HER GRANDDAUGHTER!

grandma: ohh its true!! By the powers of drugs, I have the power to save my little girl!

storyteller: DRUGS?? ITS REALLY??? I am boring, I quit my job!

storyteller no 2: okey, meanwhile the little hood

(the little hood play with mary jane)

the little: wow bryan, mary jane is your friend too.

(the super grand ma is here!!)

grandma: I will save you girl!! Dont worry be happy!

the little hood: okey grandma, give me the drugs.

grandma: stupid story teller number two, my little girl was with bryan!

bryan: hi milf, do you want to meet my unicorn?

the little hood: what?? Are you a pervert bryan?? She is my grandma!!

(and the hunter is here, yes, the hunter)

hunter: hi grand ma, what are u doing? Wtf a wolf! (he kill the wolf)

the little hood: nooooo, I need the car!!

bryan: you, bastard I will avenge my friend -avengers united, thor, iron man, come here!!

the little hood: bryan, give me the drugs

(the hunter kill bryan)

the little hood: .________________. I am freedom!!! We are freedom!!! Long live to freedom!!
Screw you opressors!

grandma: okey, and now?

hunter: are you single? (he see her boobs)

N: finally the hunter and the grandma live together forever and ever!... little hood?? She is
working on a dwarfs mine.

meanwhile mary jane, yes mary jane is alive.

mary jane: whooo whe smoke weed every day


cham cham cahm the end (its over its finally over, we dont have to seen these shit
again!)