funny story

1.Telepon rings at FBI headquarters .

" Hello ? "
" Hello , is this the FBI ? "
" Yes . What do you want? "
" I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux . He had drugs hidden in the kindling ! "
" Thank you very much for the information , sir . "
The next day , the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux home . They are looking for firewood in the shed .
Using axes , they divide each piece of wood , but did not find any drugs . They apologized to Thibodeaux
and go .
The phone rang at home Thibodeaux .
" Hey , Adrian ! Is the FBI come ? "
" Yeah ! "
" Did they chop your firewood ? "
" Yep "
" Good , now it's your turn to call , I need my garden to dicangkuli . "
how?

2.When a day , there are 3 thieves who chased the police , the thieves then fled and went into a storage
warehouse sayuran.lalu there , the thieves hiding . when the police came to the barn and look for the
thieves , the police saw three wooden boxes and wooden boxes the police check . sound in the first box :
" woof ... woof .. woof " , and the police thought that you have in the box is anjing.setelah the police
check the other box and the box it reads : " ... meow meow " . cops thought it was a cat . , and the last
time , the police checked the third box , and the box in the voice : " kelincia ...! "


3.Disebuah chicken farm , there are 20 hens and 1 rooster elderly . The farm owner intends to mmbeli 1
cockerel more productive .
Jago old chicken : Hey you , do not be greedy . Here it there are 25 females . I'm 15, female , I love you
10 deh ....
Jago young chickens : Averse ah ..... everything must be for me !
Jago old chicken : Ok ok . . . but we decided to race 100 mter . How ?
Jago young chickens : Allowed ! Who's afraid of ...
Jago old cock : Because I'm old already , what if I run 20 mter first in front of you . Same period of not
relented parents .....
Jago young chickens : Owh . . please please . ( With confidence ... )
Jago old chicken chicken ran in front of the first chickens young Jago far as 20 meters , the new Rooster
behind young drove quickly . Yet while Jago will overtake the old cock , arrived - arrived .... DOOORRR !
Jago chicken head shot of the erupting young farm owners . Jago young chickens die in place . Jago
dragging the bodies of young chickens , he grumbled .........
Farm owner : Wow . . . already fulfilled 12 gay cock I shot dead this month ..... sudh mad times ni chicken
, whereas young masi ... instead of chasing the females even chasing old champion ... again .... !

4.Seekor boar from the interior of Timika in Papua running scared to cross the border between
Indonesia and Papua New Guinea . He was rushed Indonesian army . He only stopped when there is a
wild boar Papua New Guinea stated that he had been in the area of Papua New Guinea .

" Why did you run ? " Said Papua New Guinea pigs .

" Frankly, I am worried about the Indonesian army . They castrate all men there , " said Indonesian pigs .

" But you do not you are not human . You 're just a wild pig ? "

"That 's why . Castrate them first and ask questions later , "said Indonesian pigs .