rural farmers district of Angleton, why not try a pint of Harpers Malt, a dark malty masterpiece? A tankard of this fne beer is an experience youll not soon forget. Argyntile Crystalshine: Te artisans of Argyntile welcome visitors and what better way to wel- come them than with a bottle of this districts traditional potable Crystalshine. Tis jewel-clear whisky is made just the way it was a hundred years ago. Its made of hearty potatoes grown right here in Daveryn. Its strong stuf to be sure, but great for a cold winters eve. Bandelthyn Black Bitterbiter: Sometimes called the 3Bs, this black stout is not for the faint of heart. Its a big burly beer that will prove to anyone that youre a real man. Enjoy it today! Clifward Viander Vino: Tis charming white wine is grown from grapes that fourish south of the city. Clifward is known for its bargains and what could be a better bargain than this inexpensive and delicious wine? Duward Cerulean: When only the best will do, then there is Cerulean. Tis unmistakable bright blue liquor is made from a pro- prietary blend of herbs, spices and other secret ingredients. Drinking this amaz- ing beverage is a pleasurable ritual to be savored. You pour the liquor through a special mesh tradition- ally coated in a fne local honey into a glass of chilled water. Tus prepared, you are in for an unforgettable favor experience. Try it with friends and celebrate the best that life has to ofer! Cerulean youve earned it! Gattleton Gattletale: Te people of Gattleton know their beer and when it is time to share an ale with friends, they always insist on this one. Te Gattletale is a fne barley ale that is never bottled but instead is always served in small wooden kegs. Tats the way its been done for centuries and thats the way Gattle- ton Breweries still makes its signature beer today! Goldenhall Godsmead: A drink good enough for the divine! While called a mead, this is actually a fne triple distilled apple brandy sweetened with honey. It is a favorite of the local gentry and it will be a favorite of any- one wise enough to try this delightful potable. The Thirteen Liquors of Daveryn Glassboro Blood-rum: A drink unlike any other, Blood- rum is a deep red spirit made from the fnest sugar beets imported from the markets of Ghastenhall. One sip and youll understand its enduring popularity with sailors and landlubbers alike. Haverston Te Ninepenny Knockout: Te best beer bargain in town! Tis strong amber beer is served only one way and it is never small. Bottled in famously gigantic two gallon bottles, this is a beer you dont want to tackle alone, unless you are truly the mighti- est of men. Do you have what it takes to go nine rounds with the Ninepenny Knockout? Mardleston Mudhen: A good red ale for good plain folks! Some say that Mardleston is the old- est part of our fair city. Tat long before there was even a king in Talingarde that quaint little farms perched here beside the River Briden. If thats true, you can bet those farmers were brewing their own beer. Today that tradition continues with the Mudhen. Tis isnt a fancy beer. Tis isnt a rich mans beer. Instead, this is good solid fare for good solid folks. Afer a hard days work, you deserve a pint of the Mudhen. Seaward Slambam Sams Best Dram: A local whiskey made from a well- guarded secret recipe involving all local ingredients and good old Dav- eryn know-how. Tis is a fne sip- ping whiskey smoky, strong and smooth. Aged for seven years, this is a masterpiece of the dis- tillers art and not to be missed. Sold exclusively at Slambam Sams of Seaward. Smallward Astorias Weakness: And itll be your weakness as well afer youve tried a bottle. Tis spiced cider is made from the best local apples and fne imported spices. Astorias is light and not too strong, but wonder- fully drinkable and soothing. Even the young can enjoy this refreshing beverage. Tythers St. Vitarius Smile: Bottled and blessed by the Church of Mitra itself, what can be more delightful than this fne brandy? Te wine is import- ed from abroad, specially selected for only the fnest favors. Ten the men of the church distill it twice, sweeten it to perfection and bottle it in Tythers. Each bottle bares the seal of the Church so you know its quality. And every purchase also goes to support the work of Mitras chosen here in Talingarde. Its a fne drink made even fner by a good cause. Do your part today!