BUDDHAEADS AND

ABERCROMBIE
BUDDHAEADS AND
ABERCROMBIE

LG WILLIAMS
BUDDHAEADS AND
ABERCROMBIE

LG WILLIAMS

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OTHER BOOKS BY LG WILLIAMS
BOOKS
Art History Lecture Notes 1997
Drawing Upon Art 1997
Straw, Fluff and Eat Pebbles 1998
Y2K and Modern Art 1999
Click Here To Enter: Catalogue Raissoné 2000
Gorgeous Nonsense 2000
Complete Artwork Notes: 1985-2000 2001
LG Williams: Biography – 1983-2000 2001
Random Notes: 1993-2000 2001
Small Notebooks: 1-3 2001
Small Notebooks: 4-6 2001

EXHIBITION CATALOGUES
Recent Paintings 1997
Clean Shorts and Recent Wood 1997
Selected Installations: 1997-98 1998
Another Tight Spot 1999
Figuerlich Art Und Konzeptkunst 1999
Miracle Gallery 2000

ARTIST BOOKS
Year in Rearview 1998
100 1998
Dow 1999
Stars 1999
LA CART 2000
Planes 2000
Star Fuck 2001

POETRY
Kingdom of Back 1999
Stripe City 1999
B sides 2000
Buddaheads and Ambercrombie 2000
The City of Angels Has a Halo of Smog 2000
Killer Beings 2001
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Published in the United States of America in 2000

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BUDDHAEADS AND
ABERCROMBIE
1

I fucked your daughter

Fisted your cat
You’re a big VP
But didn't know about that.
2

I would strike a match

And light your big house,
Or put my stick
Up that fat blouse,
If I could waste time
On such a louse.
3

Just saw Jack,

Told him to get back.
4

LA:
Worn, porn or torn.
5

When you’re going nowhere

It doesn’t help to say
No.
6

I2
C Mona
N Monica.

For Bill
7

Buddhaheads
And Abercrombie
8

Her chest was big,

Unlike the rest.
9

Leonardo,
So misunderstood
Might as well be
Wood.
10

Beautiful ckicks on skis

Bring me to my knees.
11

I started out
With McDonald's
And ended
At McDonald's.
12

Before we begin
I know it will end
In sin.
13

Driving around LA
- Not getting far.
14

Secrets learned from the cold:

KEEP WARM!
15

Get on
To
Get off.
16

Quiet as a mouse
Slender as a slipper,
But she fucks
Like an Amazon.
17

More extreme
More explicit
Is not
More novel.
18

Such a bore.
Become a whore.
19

I'll give you something free,

For which you'll have to pay.
20

Even if everything
Were right
It would be wrong.
21

How many times do we need

To prove were stupid?
Alot.
22

Hair in the bathtub

In the shape of a heart.
23

Barricade
From accolades.
24

It must be hot
To steam bedroom windows
In summer.
25

The City of Angels

Has a halo of smog.
26

Don't leave.
27

Just touch the kitty

And it begins to purr.
28

If the body follows our head,

It looks like were dead.
29

I ate the head

Off a chocolate bunny.
It was good.
30

Women are pregnant

For nine months;
Men forty years.