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Karen Gil to
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in May
DTH/CHRIS GRIFFIN
For the first time in three years, the Tar Heels defeated the Duke Blue Devils and will bring the Victory Bell back to Chapel Hill painted a lighter shade of blue.
DTH/ANI GARRIGO
The UNC LGBTQ Center honors Transgender Day of Remembrance.
Nov. 21, 2013 with names and photographs, if available, and the way they
were murdered.
Phoenix hoped the event would raise
awareness about the current gender
binary system and the pain that it causes.
In this case (the gender binary system) led to actual murder, very violent
murders if you read some of the placards. But there is a level of violence that
happens at a lesser degree every day as
we try to make people conform to the
norms of what is expected for males or
for females. Phoenix said.
Senior Christopher Gremillion said
the most eye-opening part of the event
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inally, someone realized that making Barbie dolls with completely unobtainable bodies was actually insane, and they
decided to capitalize on that. Designer Nickolay Lamm has
now made a normal Barbie with the measurements of a typical 19-year-old woman. Thank goodness someone actually has a brain
in their head when it comes to not encouraging women to try to have a
waist the size of a toothpick.
The doll, affectionately called Lammily, even comes with stickers of
attributes that normal people have, like acne, stretch marks and tattoos.
Lamm said he wants the doll to show girls that all body types and attributes are beautiful and accepted. #snaps
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QUOTED. You are not the one I had imagined. I am sorry, but I divorce you.
A Saudi mans response to seeing his
wifes face for the first time on their wedding
day. The couple had agreed to an arranged
marriage and to not see each other until the
wedding. Maybe you, sir, werent what she
imagined either? Did you think about that?
SATURDAY
CORRECTIONS
Due to a reporting error, Thursdays front page story The winningest college coach denies
involvement in scandal incorrectly stated the name of the U.S. professional womens soccer league.
It is the National Womens Soccer League (NWSL). The Daily Tar Heel apologizes for the error.
The Daily Tar Heel reports any inaccurate information published as soon as the error is discovered.
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POLICE LOG
Someone reported simple
assault, false imprisonment
and interfering with telephone lines at the 100 block
of South Greensboro Street at
4:37 p.m. Tuesday, according
to Carrboro police reports.
A dispute between a store
manager and employee escalated to physical violence and
threats, reports state.
Someone reported financial card fraud at the 100
block of N.C. 54 at 9:43 a.m.
Wednesday, according to
Carrboro police reports.
The persons debit card
was used to buy $90 worth of
Starbucks gift cards, reports
state.
Someone stole from a
vehicle in a parking lot at
the 500 block of Jones Ferry
Road between 2:30 a.m.
and 8:30 p.m. Wednesday,
according to Carrboro police
reports.
The person stole a car
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Veterans
affairs
position
proposed
THE SEARCH IS ON
Veterans presented to
the trustees about the
need for the position.
By Sara Salinas
Senior Writer
DTH/IVANA CHAN
Shamecca Bryant, executive director of the Orange County Rape Crisis Center, detailed her platform at the Carolina Womens Center director open forum Thursday.
reach on campus.
Having more people-power will allow for
the Carolina Womens Center to have a greater
impact on campus, she said.
The directorship involves fundraising for the
center, which Bryant said she would like.
I would work with University advancement
to increase the fundraising, she said. As a
fundraiser, I enjoy asking for peoples money. Its
a very rare quality that people have, but to me, its
a very enjoyable thing.
She said she has confidence in the students
and administrators at UNC.
Theres a very sacred phrase at my alma mater
that goes, Women who are going places start
at Hollins I know firsthand the abilities of a
Carolina student and the expertise of the faculty
and staff, she said. I would definitely say that
that phrase extends to them as well.
Bryant said she has previously hired or promoted
10 UNC graduates.
The audience included members of the search
committee and members of the community. During
a Q&A session at the end of the forum, Bryant
answered questions about gender equality and collaboration with other campus organizations.
I thought that she did a wonderful job, but I
think that the whole pool is strong, said Silvia
Tomaskova, professor of womens and gender
studies. I think they all come from very different
backgrounds. I would say that any one of the candidates would be very good at the job.
Bryant wants UNC women to stand up for
equal treatment.
We want Carolina women not to simply be
observers but active participants in the classroom
and active leaders on campus and in their community, she said.
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As of 2012, about 3 percent of the nations 11.2 million undocumented immigrants lived in North Carolina. President Barack Obama presented his plan for immigration Thursday.
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DTH/JOSE VALLE
a special supplement
with
Town of Chapel Hill Thanksgiving Holiday Service Schedule
Most municipal offices will
be closed Nov. 27 and 28 in
observance of Thanksgiving.
RESIDENTIAL REFUSE COLLECTION: There will be no
yard waste collection
Thursday or Friday.
CURBSIDE RECYCLING:
There will be no collection Thursday; Thursday
routes will be collected
on Saturday, Nov. 29.
There
will be no change in
schedule on Friday.
COMMERCIAL REFUSE COLLECTION: There will be no
commercial collection
Thursday.
ORANGE COUNTY LANDFILL
will be closed Thursday
and Friday and will reopen at 8 a.m. Saturday,
Nov. 29.
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Local Holiday Events
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We can always
find something
to be thankful
for, and there
may be reasons
why we ought
to be thankful
for even those
dispensations
which appear dark
and frowning.
Albert Barnes
a special supplement
with
Give thanks for unknown blessings
already on their way
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SCHEDULE
Mens soccer
team scored 5
second-half goals
Thursday night
By Logan Ulrich
Staff Writer
DTH/CLAIRE COLLINS
UNC forward Andy Craven (10) moves past James Madison defender Bjarki Adalsteinsson (29). Craven had seven shots on goal and three goals Thursday.
ACC) in check.
The Blue Devils managed just
243 total yards of offense through
three quarters before a desperation fourth quarter filled with deep
shots downfield and their 20
points are the fewest an opponent
has scored against the Tar Heels
this season.
We just wanted to prove
everybody wrong, said redshirt
freshman defensive end Dajuan
Drennon. Not too many people
believe in us besides the people
in our building every day. We just
wanted to go out there and prove
everybody wrong.
Typically, teams start off fast on
offense against the Tar Heels (6-5,
4-3 ACC).
Opposing quarterbacks take
advantage of UNCs young starting
cornerbacks, Des Lawrence and
Brian Walker, both sophomores. The
scenario has played out like clockwork multiple times this season.
It starts up front.
UNCs defensive line cant get
pressure on opposing quarterbacks,
The DTH sports staff and one celebrity guest compete to pick the winners
of the biggest ACC and national college football games each week.
Normally, when Brendan Marks decides to
act like himself and go 3-6 in picks the previous week, we make fun of him a lot.
And it usually takes up the first three or
four or even five paragraphs.
This week though, well have to keep it at
three. Haha, Brendan, you suck!
Thats because the Queen herself, sports
editor Grace Raynor went 5-4 last week and
is close to losing her No. 1 spot a spot she
has held every single week of the season.
To make matters even worse, Grace was
covering the North Carolina-Duke football
game when she had to submit her picks, and
were pretty sure the only reason she took
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PATIENCE
FROM PAGE 7
SOCCER
FROM PAGE 7
DTH/CLAIRE COLLINS
UNC midfielder Omar Holness (14) takes control of the ball. Holness had one assist on Thursday.
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November 26th, through
Friday, November 28th, for
Thanksgiving.
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opportunities and excitement. We provide
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Tutoring Wanted
TUTOR WANTED: East Chapel Hill High school
student needs biology, biomedical and algebra
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Volunteering
YMCA YOUTH BASKETBALL volunteer coaches
and part-time staff officials are needed for the
upcoming season (January thru March, 2015).
Email: mike.meyen@YMCATriangle.org.
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Aries (March 21-April 19)
Today is an 8 Manage accounts and
finances today. Get clear on how things
are, with whats wanted and needed. Send
out invoices and ask for money. Launch a
fundraiser, maybe. Organize the paper flow.
A prize lies within reach.
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Thursdays Fellowship dinner
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Weekly small groups
Sunday Worship at our six local Partner Churches.
Trips to the NC mountains & coast as well
as annual spring break mission opportunities.
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FOOTBALL
MEMORIAL
KAREN GIL
FROM PAGE 1
FROM PAGE 1
FROM PAGE 1
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22 JUMP STREET K
DOLPHIN TALE I
Sat & Sun: 4:40
Student arrested
Police arrested a student
for a bomb threat made late
Wednesday on Yik Yak.
See pg. 1 for story.
games
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Level:
4
Complete the grid
so each row, column
and 3-by-3 box (in
bold borders) contains
every digit 1 to 9.
Don't wait until it's too late to find the best off
campus house or condo. Mill House has hundreds
of properties, close to town and campus.
Solution to
Thursdays puzzle
Aldermen weigh in
The Carrboro Board of
Aldermen wants a place for
migrant children in schools.
See pg. 3 for story.
Veterans position
Andrew Powell asked
UNC to create a full-time
support position for veterans.
See pg. 3 for story.
Immigration action
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Just chillin
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with
my DTH.
Los Angeles Times Daily Crossword Puzzle
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Mon-Wed: 11:30am-11pm Thurs-Sat: 11:30am-11:30pm Sun: Noon-11pm
ACROSS
1 One may be under a
jacket
5 Drift on the breeze
9 Military group
14 Basically
16 Storyteller of a sort
17 Where dogs chat?
18 Sobriety symbol
19 Hosp. test
20 Pilots stat.
21 Manifest
22 Harsh
24 Where donkeys make
noise?
26 Fight a cold, say
28 Ages and ages
29 King of Naples in The
Tempest
32 Fed. property overseer
33 Traveling, in a way
37 Where horses are
treated for laryngitis?
40 Scrabble piece
41 Singer DiFranco
42 Alias
43 Small matter?
44 Freudian topic
45 Where lions
practice
intimidation?
49 Not upfront
53 Show
54 Historic
opening?
56 Guernsey sound
57 Savage
58 Where birds sing?
61 Drivel
62 Most tacky
63 Pace product
64 Coltrane collaborator
65 Entreaty
DOWN
1 Feelings
2 Make official
3 Suit material
4 Shame on you!
5 Excellently
6 Vet sch.
course
7 TV monitor
8 Rectangular links area,
usually
9 Minor roads
10 Lasso
11 Steam
12 Curling slider
13 Legendary guy
traditionally wearing
black boots
15 What mayo might be
21 Grand style
23 Gamut
24 Make dirty
25 Wine choice
27 Kind of map
29 Social
worker?
30 Island garland
31 Cooks supply
33 Pester
34 Norm: Abbr.
35 It might be electric
36 __ you happy now?
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Opinion
PETER VOGEL
KERN WILLIAMS
BRIAN VAUGHN
KIM HOANG
COLIN KANTOR
EDITORIAL CARTOON
Matt Leming
Dropping the The
LETTERS TO
THE EDITOR
Computer
science
cuts a
disservice
NEXT
he computer science
department offers
students some of the
most important skills they
will need in the modern job
market, regardless of whether
they decide pursue a degree
in the field.
Yet the department is
being choked by the College
of Arts and Sciences for funding. Hows that for a hook?
This semester, introductory computer science
courses were stuffed with
students. Fall 2014 has seen
673 enrollments across four
introductory courses and
3,067 total seats in computer
science courses, the highest
total in at least five semesters. Maintaining these seats
required 25 graduate teaching
assistants and 30 undergraduate teaching assistants.
Next semester, the department is looking forward to
only 1,910 seats (as of Nov. 8),
the lowest tally in five semesters. It will employ 15 graduate
teaching assistants and no
undergraduates.
Excluding classes of five
seats or fewer, computer science had the highest average
class size of any natural science
except biology in fall 2014,
with an average of 67 students
per class. This reflects both
the demand for computer science courses and the degree
to which the departments
resources are being cut.
In spring 2015, there will
be only 300 seats across all
introductory computer science
courses approximately a
third of all seats available for
Biology 101 and the waitlists
for all of the courses (collectively, 60 students) are also
full. Additionally, 181 students
are tracking introductory computer science courses on UNC
Class Checker.
The computer science
department put its remaining
resources toward allowing current seniors to graduate, and
most upper-level classes are
also closed.
North Carolina has offices
for Microsoft, Google, IBM,
Infusion, Cisco, EMC, Intel,
SAS, Red Hat, Oracle and a
trove of others. Coding is a
skill essential to working at
any of these places.
I dont think that the
College of Arts and Sciences
is part of some strange conspiracy to not let freshmen or
sophomores learn to code I
just think that they spent a
little too much time twiddling
their thumbs and not enough
time looking at numbers.
Coding is an essential skill
in many professions including journalism.
In 2013, the former head of
digital for Time wrote a popular op-ed in The Wall Street
Journal about why he wouldnt
hire college graduates who had
no knowledge of coding.
Now, I dont imagine UNC
as a trade school like Pat
McCrory might, but jobs are
important, and supplementing ones education with even
a modicum of coding knowledge can go a long way in the
real world.
The College of Arts and
Sciences is doing a disservice
to the 241 students who want
to take their first computer
science course but cannot, as
well as to all those who want
to advance their knowledge
not to mention current
computer science majors.
HANDLE OF JACK
A listicle of things to be
thankful for this year.
School of Education
has high standards
EDITORIAL
A trail of breadcrumbs
The supplemental
documents deserve
further scrutiny.
horough analysis of
the supplemental
documents released
with the Wainstein report
shows departments other
than the Department
of African and AfroAmerican Studies deserve
additional scrutiny.
The official title of
Kenneth Wainsteins
report Investigation
of Irregular Classes in the
Department of African and
Afro-American Studies at
the University of North
Carolina hints that the
report was intentionally
limited in scope.
As The Daily Tar Heel
reported earlier this
month, Jan Boxill offered
more than 160 enrollments in independent
studies within the philosophy department over
the course of eight years
an impossible accomplishment by her own colleagues assessment.
In another chain of
emails included in the supplemental documents, Beth
Bridger and Jaimie Lee,
two academic counselors
for the football team, communicated about a student
who was worried about his
academic performance.
I dont know what
the hell is up with him,
EDITORIAL
Go to hell, Duke
Duke Energy must
take swift steps to
clean up pollution.
TO THE EDITOR:
In Report says teacher
education lacks rigor (Nov.
20), one of your sources
is quoted suggesting that
there are no admissions nor
graduation requirements
for education majors. This
is absurd.
At Carolina, undergraduate students need a
minimum 2.5 grade point
average for admission
into education programs.
For advanced licensure
programs, such as our
masters for experienced
teachers program, a minimum 3.0 GPA is required
for admission.
Those standards are rising. Under newly adopted
national standards for
accreditation of education
programs, undergraduate
students will need a minimum 3.0 GPA to be admitted to an education program.
Teaching is tough work.
It demands strong students
who meet high standards.
For anyone to suggest otherwise betrays an
ignorance of the realities
of the profession and of
the preparation would-be
teachers achieve.
Michael Hobbs
Director of
communications
School of Education
Kvetching board
kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Support the Faculty
Athletics Committee:
Celebrating nearly two
decades of being part of
the problem.
Welcome to parking at
Carolina, where the spots
are made up and the
permits dont matter.
With all due respect to
Coach Dorrance, I read the
emails where he asked
about finding more independent study courses for
his girls, including the one
with Mia Hamm potential
that he wanted to recruit.
Thoughts had while writing a 15-page paper on
poverty: If poor people
didnt exist, I wouldnt have
to write this paper right
now. All the more reason to
eliminate poverty.
If you didnt post a picture
with a miniature horse
today, did you even go
to class?
The new and expanded
ACC, soon to be the PACC
the Pacific and Atlantic
Coast Conference.
People almost kissing on
the front of the DTH? Its
just like the front cover of a
Nicholas Sparks novel.
Why does cold weather
happen to good people?
Rare faculty kvetch: Before
you look at me to keep it
down, maybe its time to
remind you that the Ys
lounge and coffee are for
faculty only.
That time of year when
the DTH staff realizes they
need to do something
drastic in order to get
exhausted college
students to look at their
paper. #sexissue
#beentheredonethat
To my professors who told
me that midterm grades
from September would be
posted to Sakai before the
semester ends: Where dey
at, doe?
It is after midnight, and I
have a 13-page paper due
in eight hours. I have zero
words written. Senior year
is once again looking
really good.
Welcome to Carolina, the
place where we spend $1
million to pay for a report
to tell us we lied. But
spending more than five
cents on Alert Carolina is
unheard of.
I was avoiding the Pit is
my excuse for being late to
class from now on.
Imminent global chocolate shortage I can only
handle one threat to my
livelihood on a Thursday!
A Taylor Swift ode to Qdoba:
All You Had To Do Was Stay
Finals, football, bomb
threats, cold weather, no
snow Im feeling overwhelmed by how much
there is to kvetch about.
T o the guy singing during
open lab for anatomy on
Sunday: Rock on dude. I
needed a good laugh.
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