Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..

Majnu
Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar
Mai..
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera
Dost Langoor hai!
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami
main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say
zzyaada... I LOVE U
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay
Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW
R U??????
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo
hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi
apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez
hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me
hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte
hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke
lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat,
Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke
pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur
phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty
Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada
Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge!
Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam
rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai!
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai lia kaghaz, tasvir aapki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke
rakhe us tasvir ko, per wo tu bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya
paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue
& ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
Tumsa koi zamane me hua tu RAB say shikayat hogi... Ek tu jhela nahi jaata... doosra aa
gaya to kya haalat hogi.....HeHeHeHeHe..
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi
main tumhe kehta hum, Aey Chal Chal Hawa Aane De!!
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek
usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din
main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo
tel tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing
football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting
further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy
dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
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Now read without the word dog.
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in
my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean
it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Husband : (Returning from work) "Morning dear, Im now logged in "
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad Command or file name.
Wife : But I had told you in the morn......
Husband : Erraneous syntax. Abort?
Wife : What about my diwali saree?
Husband : Variable not found...
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters.
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: A true case of datatype mismatch.
when girl is age of 20,
she is like Africa
half unexplored.
when she is 30,
she is like India
warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying.
when she is 40,
she is like America
technically perfect.
when she is 50,
she is like Europe
all of a ruin.
when she is 60
she is like Siberia
everybody knows where it is
nobody like's to go there!
When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya?
Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe
kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly
male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyat hai tera chumma'!
Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan
ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?
Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati
hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar
haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per,
kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya
bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di
taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar:
Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets
furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar
bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz
ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our
Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u
wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to
find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me
u r stupid
s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand
u r a donkey
d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young
VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its
enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without
u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u
time to MISS ME!!
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for
you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will
come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness
there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!
The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things
beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I
look down & then... i lauf again
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u
will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be
invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry
me
what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed
is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1
thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that
is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud
b in the palm of my hand.
When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent
whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here.
When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select
spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your
heart.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and
your best friend will be there
one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best
thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
f all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom
to catch them.
To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and
miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your
heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.
a friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is
the sweetest when it is u..."
Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i
destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay
in your life.....
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor
told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a
good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I
Miss You Always...
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of
life....
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can
break, but circles go on forever
You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and
that's the reason why I love you!
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of
reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
Love is like war... Easy to start... Difficult to end... Impossible to forget
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is
not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if
u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love
there is no hope
Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can't cure