The world is smaller

Seconds are longer

Embraces reach farther
Hands hold harder
Eyes are bigger
Clearer we see
That this is how we find out what were made of
The hero in your heart
Can never leave your side
The hero in your heart
Can never leave your side
Locked within right until that moment you give up
The hero in your heart
Now this is where you find out what youre made of
The hero in your heart will never leave your side
Locked within right until that moment you give up
The hero in your heart never leaves your side
I bet you didnt know
The hero in your heart
Has strength beyond the known
And never leaves your side
Youre the hero in your heart
There is no luck in games... "luck" is something that you didn't calculate No game No life
Dear OP.. I don't know who you are. If u want money i can tell u I have no money. But what I do
have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that
make me a dream for people like you. If you let my heart go now, that'll be the end of it. I will
not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I
will marry you.

I have an ending for the right one.... As you lay in bed all alone, wishing you had someone in your life
to see you now, you let out your last breath which carries your life out of your body. Caretakers didn't
even notice until late in the afternoon on the day because you rarely even got out of the room. There
is a real storm so even the priest didn't come to your funeral. The only man there is the gravedigger,
finishing up his job. As he lays the last shovel of your burden, he rests his hand on the nearby
tombstone and says: "Thanks for the paycheck wrinkley."
What if you were given the power to bend light, cause illusions and be resistant to illusions?
And you realize the world is an illusion.
All of a sudden you realized that nothing is real, your friend, family are all a mere illusion that the
universe lead you to believed? The very fabric of reality is merely a lie told to you. And now, you are
finally freed from this deception, alone in a vast emptiness, with only your ability to bend light and
cause illusions. But wait, there's no light to bend, as the concept of energy is too a deceit, there's no
light, no darkness.
No life, no death, without an end, your suffering continues on and on. You waited and waited, hoping
for something to change. Minutes turn into hours, slowing accumulating into months and years. Until
finally, you realize something, that time and space are a lie too, not a second has passed since you
picked the last one, because time never flowed, it was all an lie. Tormented by the endless void and
your realization, you will be slowly driven mad.
From that madness, comes an idea. A tiny spark of hope ignites in you. Your power isn't worthless,
there may be no light to bend, but there is illusion to craft. And so you recall all your memories, things
you learn about the universe, all the starts and planet, the nature way of thing, the rules of physics.
With that in you, you said: "Let there be light."

THE ROAD SO FAR *carry on my wayward son* Dean: what the hell came out from that? And everything
seems to go down since that thing showed up. Sam: it's in Siberia Dean, that's out of our reach. (Castiel and
Gabriel appear with an army of angels. ) Gabriel: Hello boys! It's been a while. Miss me? Dean: Gabriel! You
lying angel son of a bitch! What have you and your kind done this time? Castiel: Dean, Gabriel has nothing to do
with this.

Castiel: that explosion was caused by someone powerful. Sam: what do you mean Cas? Are we talking about
demons here? Castiel: that was Michael's and Lucifer's cage. They're back and they will finish what they had
started years ago. Apocalypse has returned to this world. (Black and red smoke start to encircle them) Crowley:
Hello Moose. Dean and what do we have here? A rebel angle leader and a not so dead archangel. Well, it seems
you will need more firepower to stop this.

Dean: this is some kind of new level of crazy. But damn it to hell! This is the only fighting chance we have.
We're going to war. *Don't you cry no more.*

You think religious people follow a blind faith, but really they view the world more than just the physical
reality that you see. This is why they don't feel pain the same way you feel, nor want the same thing
you want. "Religious people are missing out a lot in life." Nope, they don't miss out on something that
isn't a necessity. But I'm only here to show you why religious people should not be misunderstood, for
you have already put a label which is passed down to others. A label of negativity.
A label that is used on those who fit the same group or category. Yes some "religious" people make a
bad name for themselves. But notice how we are all human and fail to control our pride and egos. For
within each and every single one of us, there is imperfection. The imperfection of accepting our flaws,
accepting the reality that we are a small part of this universe, trying to understand it. The next step to
our humanity, is the a step we all take together. A step multi-cultural acceptance.

religion evolves humanity. Misinterpreting religion and creating a false dichotomy between religion and
science devolves humanity. That, and constantly being an ass over the internet and judging others'
beliefs. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Newton the father of all modern
physic are are religious nut bag who desperately studying bible almost all of his life. Whats your point?
because someone came from a religious background meant all their accomplishment are a tribute to
their religion? Oke then to be fair, ted bundy, a priest who skin more then 40 women and make a hand
bag from their skin, so in that sense chrisitanity are responsible for skinning bitches alive. You only
want to take the good and deny the bad

Ok ... I'm a physicist. This kind of posts should make me feel happy about what I chose in life. But
actually it doesn't. Why ? Because I feel that people making such comics are arrogant. Because they
know a bit about some science, they try to glorify science to a point where, if you dare criticize
science, you're a *heretic*. Just like people criticizing religion in dark age. They put science above
everything, just like some kind of Holy stuff. Which it obviously isn't. A scientist should spend time
working on his field, testing his theories, etc. Why does he feel the need to tell the world : "what I do is
good. And look at these fields. They are inferior to me. They are useless". A true scientist, by thinking
on the Universe in the largest possible meaning, should become a bit more open-minded than that.
Then to my conclusion : people glorifying science all over the internet, know nothing about science. A
reminder that science doesnt refute God.

While true, this is also stupid. I don't understand why girls go with the douchebag just because of
confidence. It's not even true confidence. Since he doesn't care about you or the outcome besides sex
shows no fear. A guy who is genuinely interested in pursuing a relationship will be at least a little
nervous and shy about approaching a girl for fear of rejection. I don't agree with guys not expressing
feelings at all and then complaining though.
But seriously calling a guy unmanly because he may be shy or lack social skills US stupid. I hope you
learn before those looks fade and all the reason men are taken and your left with those asshole who
still care nothing about except for what's between your legs. So how about you woman up and choose
a man for more than "confidence".

hitler was baptised but surely was not catholic(do a research). Stalin promoted religion of himself?
That's called pride. I'm not sayin religions are innocents but they are just extensions of man's primal
flaws. Man created religion and don't tell me atheist are "evil free"

The Great Dictator's Speech

Im sorry, but I dont want to be an emperor. Thats not my business. I dont want to
rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We
want to live by each others happiness - not by each others misery. We dont want to
hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good
earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful,
but we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned mens souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goosestepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut
ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has
made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too
little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need

kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be
lost....
!/images/photos/0000/0874/Great_Dictator_Pub_140-6_normal.jpg! The aeroplane
and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions
cries out for the goodness in men - cries out for universal brotherhood - for the unity
of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world - millions of
despairing men, women, and little children - victims of a system that makes men
torture and imprison innocent people.
To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is
but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress.
The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people
will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. .....
Soldiers! dont give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who
regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you
- diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Dont give yourselves to
these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You
are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in
your hearts! You dont hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural!
Soldiers! Dont fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!
In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: the Kingdom of God is within man - not
one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have
the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then - in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight
for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give
youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have
risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will!
Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfil that
promise! Let us fight to free the world - to do away with national barriers - to do away
with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world
where science and progress will lead to all mens happiness. Soldiers! in the name of
democracy, let us all unite!

Lazines doesn't came from your DNA... due to your "incredible brain" you got used to get thinsg done easily, and
now the "real life", where hardwork is more important than plain intelligence, is fucking you from behind.
No, you THINK you're smart, because you're weak, and think that this and videogames make you the nerd guy
who is brilliant. But you're not, if you don't study, you don't have a better fate than the guy who fucked your
crush (with you never had guts to talk to) after school
Also... You need motivation to study, not only time or intelligence. I usually like a wide spectrum of things so I
rarely was a problem to me. But I found some things so un-interesting to study that I hard really hard times
focusing. Not only that, motivation works on a lot of levels, when my grandfather died I didn't found motivation
to do anything productive for a couple of months.
.... If you would go this far instead of just saying the simple 'no,' then I don't know what you would do in
working situations or any other situations where you have to say no. If you have friends that keeps persisting
after you say no multiple times, you shouljd get new friends.
So what you are saying is that you put people in the corner and pressurise them to drink because 'its funny to
know wich of your friends are the real pussys those who can't say no,' man and you thought doing that is right?
Tell me, are you old enough to drink? In which country do you live in that your sense of funny is this fucked
up....
in case he deletes his comment thehutler: "dont think so, maybe your friends wanted to get drunk and they want
you to get drunk too, you just can say no, sometomes I dont want to get drunk and i just say no, but other times I
like all my friends to get drunk and they dont want to I keep insisting cause you know its funny to know wich of
your friends are the real pussys those who cant say no"
that's an awesome idea! quoting the comment in case he deletes it! you sir won the internet (or at least you won
internet comment fights)
Guns don't kill people, mentally ill people kill people. Your country might need gun control, but a far
more pressing issue for you is figuring out WHY people go mental and kill - not trying to limit HOW
they do it. People who are willing to take a gun and go kill people... They don't abide by the law! Using
the law to limit their ability to kill is foolish. No it is not! In Europe, where stricter gun control laws are
existing aren't so many shooting sprees
if a person wants to commit a massive murder, your gun "control" won't stop themit'd make it a lot
harder to get a gun. wamonde: how do you plan to kill 30 peopl without firearms?
We need bullet control.. All bullets should cost 5000$.
We were built on the idea of self preservation over reliance on government protection, because frankly
the ability for police to respond anywhere quickly was only made possible in urban areas recently.
Perhaps you people who are so quick to judge us should instead try to understand that the USA is
NOT Europe. What works for you guys may vary well be a complete failure if done here. What some of
you people from countries may not understand is that the United States culture is built on guns. Our
ancestors settled this land with personal firearms. Then later on we won our independence mostly
through the use of self armed militia groups. Even after all that, a gun was necessary for protection in
the vast American West once we began to settle that part of the country.
To all who say gun control wont help because if someone wants to shoot , will shoot. Do you know
who is shooting, the guy wo gots bullied and breaks down, the guy who gets fucking angry at his

teacher, the guy who is suicidal. Thoose guys WONT shoot if they dont have a gun in their fathers
closet!! Or the shop down the streets!! Simply beacause they are mostly not determined enaugh to get
a gun illegaly, or they cant just grab the fucking gun out of anger !!! Dont you see?? Your kids are
dying in the school floor, your cops are getting shot in front of the mall, your neighbours are shooting
your drunkenly lost teens because of "terraspassing". Your 6 year old shoots his 3 year old sister at
your OWN FUCKING COUCH!!! AND YOU ARE NT FUCKING OUTRAGED??? It whould happen fifty
times less if you COULDN'T GET A FUCKING M16 ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!! ANd it does not
happens this often because your urban population is high! WAKE UP! I am glad that you are making
progress even without gon control. Please go and compare your stats with other first world countries
like Germany Great Britan France or basically with the whole Europe.

L knows Light is responsible but before he can do anything about, he dies...so why does everyone
choose L?! Great character but he couldn't close the case :/
Because the writer became retarded all of the sudden, the ending should have been final showdown
between Light and L, N was totally pointless considering his role could have been played by L in a
better way without trying to add certain elements to the carcter to make it feel like it wasn't such a
ripoff of L in the first place.
well, he already knew it was light, he just needed the proof. But a death god killed him, no way
someone could prevent THAT. Plus, Yagami itself is comparable to these others detectives.
he had everything without the evidences that he had and if he didnt do anything n(the little kid)
wouldve never been able to close the case and in the end L defeated kira
fact is is that he knew it quite early but didn't have the evidence supporting his theory, so he needed
that, second is that kyra played his part very well too, which would make it even harder for L to find
this evidence... still makes L the best though
he did actually solve the case in a very short time but since otherworldly devices and methods were
used to discard the power at a specific time he couldn't give the absolute answer, but as we know he
did catch both the keras.
It seems people forget how much respect N has of L and even said, we just finished what L started but
L knew all already, he just needed good evidence. L had Light figured out after a day. Now that is
some brain he got
you just don't understand - even though light had the upper hand for like almost all the time - L was
right behind him solving basically impossible questions by pretty much himself. And all that without
the use of like any super advanced technology
because L knew that he eould need to die to get Light arrested, everything was in his plans, Near,
Mello and all the rest, yeah both achieved their goals, Light wanted to kill L and L wanted to arrest
Light, so both won on their own goals.
Well, Light has a fucking reaper on his side that's why.

ok lets take me this one up, death note's structure is basically the one of ancient greek tragedy, we first
have a human (light) who obtains godlike power but is still a human, his punishment is L, after Light
is able to overcome his punishment , due to that he becomes mad with power and starts messing up,
and then comes Near as his reaper( Nemesis as it is called)
L solved the case through death, he knew that would be the only way to best Light. His death was the
damming evidence needed to catch Light.
it's not about closing the case. The way he went that far, i dont think anyone could, he had the lower
hand, finding one person among 6 billion ones from the scratch, it wasnt a fair game for L, he was
more than a genius

He actually knew Light was Kira, and he could have chosen to put him in jail and end the story there,
but he decided to try and find incentestable proof that he was right. And those little dumbasses of N
and Mello ain't got nuffin' on him, let alone those 5, except for Sherlock maybe.
e couldnt proof Light was Kira and how could anyone? the deathnote was something from another
world its not logic and he would be crazy to asume something like that
So have you actually seen Death Note? Or are you just talking from what you have heard?Because you
know , Light erased his own memory to trick L that much more.And without L then N wouldn't have
gotten Kira so i think you have a pretty stupid argument with "not being able to see him "
well, i shall say that L did a pretty good move on finding out that Kira was in Kanto, first of all, and
another thing: he did know that Light was Kira, and did everything he could to get any real evidence to
prove it, but he could not make it because Light didnt let him do it. Because he is a fucking genius.
And a motherfucker.
Sherlock is just as good if not better. They both make great deductions in very short times. Sherlock's
deductions go into greater detail because he knows so much about what every action leaves behind.
But I guess L knows more about the criminal mind. That said, I think L would know who the criminal
is first thanks to psychology but Sherlock would gather the evidence and prove it faster
Except that L is investigating something supernatural that nobody on earth knew about. Also, light was
a mastermind himself, and he lost his memories of the death note several times. in other words: L
suspected light of being kira, but light continously left the death note, thus losing his memories of it,
thus he wasn't kira anymore
L is by far my least favorite of the bunch. but he always suspected light being kira since the first. light
is not a pushover either. and his case was by far the least possible anyone could have imagine that
could happen in real life. so the case was solely about finding out how he kill his victim. and the
memory loss part really convinced L in the end, because light didn't even know about his memory loss
himself.
the only reason Rem killed L was because L was realy close to prove that Light, he was just one step
away from proving it and thats why he was killed.
L was not a moron. Yes, Kira was right in front of him but there were no obvious signs. Light made
everything work against the thesis that he is Kira and he did it very well.
L didn't miss anything, he suspected yagami from the start , but he couldn't found prove it mainly
because he wasn't able to understand how the death note worked on time (cut him a little slack for that,
we're talking about a master cheat code here) . And Batman, well you can't argue with the results

L knew Light was Kira. Hejust didn't want to believe it, because Light was the only person so far to
match his intelligence and the only person he could somewhat consider a friend. He knew it from the
beginning on, but on the other hand he didn't want to lose his only friend.
Nope. L knows exactly who is kira because "Light Yagami is the only suspect in this entire World". He
just need the chance to caught him red handed, which M did in part 2. It is not about finding who is
kira, it is about outsmarting kira.
All the killers in Hercule Poirot used real weapons to kill their victims while Kira in Death Note used
notebook that nobody but a few people knew it exist so you can say L had a lot harder job than Poirot.
And L started his work from US (or HQ of UN, i don't know anymore) and located Kira in Kanto in
matter of few hours (at that time Kira killed many criminals across the world). L is surely better
detective
Uhm. thought you watched Death Note? All the while, he already knew and had suspicion it was Kira
but Kira isn't that sloppy (and was almost as smart as L) to leave any proof of him being KIra. The
Kira dude is effin perfectionist.
L character is a prove that the japanese was always over reaching with their character. btw, to fairly
judge them, pick the hardest case for each of their back story, and imagine how each of them can solve
it. like, i can't even begin to imagine how monk can solve kira case. light is too much of an enemy to
be handled by him. most of his breakthrough in his case was always in a fault of the criminal, he even
get lucky sometimes, with that fake-kidnapping-to-hide-a-murder case.
L is investigating light, a man who is at the same level of brilliant or probably higher than all of this
six dudes, with the aid of the death note and a death god. How can we compare him to any retarded
villain/criminals that being investigated by the other detectives? L just fights death himself.
L just losed to Light because Light used the shinigami to kill him, a source L didnt knew of. If L had
known of the shinigamis abilitys he definitly had won.
he didn't exactly lose in fact he had light cornered and he was willing to sacrifice himself to prove the
last rule was a fake one. You can say light cheated to win.
L didn't lose because Light was smarter than him. He just lost because Light had two supernatural
creatures with supernatural powers on his side, and L......well, L just had the law on his side which is
nice but it doesen't save you from "magic". L couldn't have one in this case. So I'm not blaming L for
losing, I'm blaming Light for cheating.

Hiddleston begins, They say Brits play the best villains, but what makes a great villain?:
Firstly, you need to sound distinct. To speak with an eloquence that lets everyone know whos
in charge. A villain should have style. A suit should always be bespoke, razor-sharp like your wit. Its important
that a villain has the means to stay one step ahead. World domination starts with an attention to detail. Take this
tiny switch for example, it changes everything.
Now brace yourselves, Hiddleston continues the Richard II, Act 2, Scene 1 speech, that was cut short in the
opening scene:
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
Its all mine!

Well be hearing a special anouncement, for my dear friend Jonathan. My dear boy, I have made
a terible mistake. I was trying to keep my baby to myself. Because I knew I would always protect
her. But I realize now, children need to discover things for themselves. Theyll stumble and fall,
laugh and cry, butsuch is life.The truth is, you and Mavis are meant to be. You zing! If she must
give her trust to someone else, Im thankful that it is you Jonathan. I hope you can hear me, and
forgive me. Honey, I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go. But the worst
is seeing you unhappy. Baby, I want you to live your life. I dont know how am i supposed to do
that.-You know mamy already gave you her brithday present, can I now give you mine? Do you
really mean it dad-Go make your own paradise. Can we try that kiss over again-I think we can.
I do not fear death.

Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the
heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends
and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered
shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!

For Frodo.

My friends... you bow to no one.

Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.

Zed: Ha! Not *your* choice!

Speech is the most powerful weapon and the silence of wisdom

Tongue is sharper than blades and words make the deepest wound that never heal.
Speeches are weapons for the politicians, but on battlefields, speeches do not pierce shells !
My tongue is sharper than your blade!
but when diplomacy fails the sword is mightier than the pen.
Speech is golden and can cause nations to be moved by it but silence is also silver .
Soft speech makes a sharp sword redundant.
" In times of peace prepare your speech , in time of war prepare your sword " .
YOUR WORDS, MY FRIEND, NEED THE BACKING OF MY SWORD"
Aye, but a sword makes them bow.
Take care with your words for my sword cares not.
Beneath the rule of men entirely great
The pen is mightier than the sword. Behold
The arch-enchanters wand! itself is nothing!
But taking sorcery from the master-hand and to strike.
The loud earth breathless! Take away the sword and you're city can't be saved without it!
Speech is the most powerful weapon! Diplomacy is even greater.
Speech is the most powerful weapon! So let them hear the speech of our blades and footsteps!
When talking stops the sword is drawn.
When talking stops, either the sword is drawn or the enemy has already died of boredom!
Diplomacy plays no part in war but might avoid one.
speech may be powerful but spartan steel delivers the deepest cut
the language is like 1000 small needle. but a Spartan not sew, he goes to war. thus the most powerful
weapon is the silent and kill from the background. Sewing is a hobby for washerwoman same as the
lady on the river in game. the real war needs no words - just a sea of dead Spartans is a real fight.
Weapons may topple an impending army, but words can cripple nations.
...but only if they are also mastered, so that they can be a weapon!
The sword is migther than the pen, except at the distance of between 1-10 feet. At longer and shorter
ranges the pen is more dangerous. Even half swording is does not give much advantage against a
short stabbing weapon like the pen. Speech doesnt really have that point so it is inferior to the pen.
And the range of your voice isnt that great either. So a lakoonian would challenge you to prove your
incorrect statement.

I carve my speeches with my sword SPARTA

Once Upon a Time

By James A. Tucker

10

MAR

Philip, I want to tell you a story and like all good stories it
starts like thisOnce upon a time, there was a FATHER and in case you cant figure
that out, thats me. This FATHER had a wonderful little boy. He was very happy. Then
one day he found out his wife was going to have another baby. So he prayed, Lord if its
Your willmake her a little girl. And He did.
Click here to watch the video.
I was the first person to hold her in my arms. And I looked at her and said, Lord make
her like her mother. And He did. She was loving and giving and so good and so kind.
But then I realized I was getting left out. So I said, Lord make her like me. And He did.
She could drive a truck and a tractor. She could load hay and chew tobacco. Do you
realize what youre getting? But at the same time she was opinionated, emotional and
hard-headed.
So I said, Lord thats enough of that! MAKE HER LIKE YOU! And He did.
He gave her the desire to serve people. She loves people. She gave her life to being a
nurse. Shes brought people back from the dead. And shes held the hand of people who
have breathed their last breath. He gave her a heart for mission and shes trekked all
over the world: pushing canoes up swollen rivers, laid on the floor as bullets whizzed
outside so she could tell people about Jesus.
But still something was missing. So I said, Lord, make her happy. AND SHE MET
YOU. You see that look on her face? I never saw that, until she met you. And Im
grateful for that.
Today Im giving you the best thing I have to give. And I just wanted you to know before I
did that how hard me and God has worked to get her ready. So Philip, as I give her to

you, I dont think youll mind if I give you one more word of adviceMe and God have
worked hard. Dont screw it up!

No one calls us names except for us. This fight is gonna make us legends. Run! Oh, sorry,
did I just step on your foot, or was that your breast? Go away, I got a bat. It's Elizabeth,
your neighbor. I brought you soup. That's why I have the bat. Ronnie, I know you're
down in the dumps, but as a fellow bachelor, I know you're gonna bounce back, because
you may not be smart and, uh, you may not be good-looking, but you got one thing that
every woman loves. You have an enormous beach house."
You know why Ronnie died in his bed? Because for two years he never got out of that
damn bed. I got a beautiful, young girlfriend here, who guys half my age are drooling
over. I'd marry her before I'd give up like Ronnie. I said it, babe. You want to get
hitched? Ronnie, I'll see you in 30 years, pal. Your daughter got this engagement party
together pretty fast, huh? Yeah, she probably didn't want to waste a lot of time,
considering.
- She's almost 32. - I have a hemorrhoid that's almost 32. You've got your whole what's
left of your life ahead of you. I mean, you know. Look at Archie. He's divorced and
miserable I've been married almost 40 years, and I wish I was as miserable as Archie.
Can you guys maybe give me a little support as my dearest friends? I proposed at the
funeral. - I got nothing. Arch? - Nada.
Okay, or now, if you want to open it now. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"? A
condom and a Viagra? - Where did you get a condom? - That's your reaction? I'm at the
pharmacy 30 times a day, I can get a condom Sweetheart, you're unhappy. It's like the
light has gone out of your eyes. And the Florida jokes, they're... They're getting tired.
And I... I want my guy back. Heh, so I... I thought, if... If you... I don't want to know
what you do. Don't tell me about it, and we will never bring it up again. You...? Is this
some kind of trick? What...? - I'm afraid to get out of the car. - Get out of the car. - Are
you...? - Get out of the car. Okay, love you. Love you.
What the hell are you doing in Brooklyn? I heard there was a bathrobe convention. Have I come to the right spot? - Don't be a smart-ass. All the flights of stairs in his
condition. - Archie's here? Why on earth would I ever want to go to Vegas? For fun!
Remember fun? That thing you used to have before the permanent scowl set in? Come
on, I don't have a permanent scowl. - He said with a scowl. - I don't! Okay, it's not a
scowl, you're just ugly. If you think I'm leaving this apartment, you're dumber than that
hat. Say what you want to me, but leave my hat out of this, okay? My hat has never
done a thing to you. What, are you...? Are you nuts? You're gonna give yourself another
stroke! Archie, you okay? You got to come. You got to come to Vegas with us. - Please,
Paddy. - Okay. Okay. - Prick. - Asshole. That was well done.
- I'm going home. - How many times do I got to tell you I'm sorry? You can't say it
enough, my friend. You can't say it enough. Every time I see you, we go through this
shit. One more word, I'm gonna knock your block off like I did in fifth grade. All right, all
right, all right. Hey, hey, hey! Knock this shit off! The hell's the matter with you? Now

we're here together, the four of us. We're here to celebrate Billy marrying an infant. I
need this. Sam needs this. And believe it or not, you two jerk-offs need it most of all.
Now, either you'll manage to be civil with each other, or so help me, I'm gonna rain holy
hell down on both of you. Billy, now that you've got ass-hair on your head, do you wash
your hair, or do you just wipe?
And where'd you get that silly hat? Oh, why is my hat the default insult? Can thrill me
like you do? My one and only You< All right. All right. Terrific. Thank you! But all that
tells me is that wherever you guys are from, you lack quality entertainment. Okay, that'll
do it for me. Make sure to tip your waitresses. It's pretty funny when they fall over. No,
she's good, she's good. My friends and I, uh, would like to buy you a drink. Um, you
were the ones laughing. In that case, I should buy you a drink. - Ah, heh. - Oh, hardly. I'm Diana Boyle. - Hi, I'm Billy Gherson. - Hi. Uh, that's Sam Harris. - Hey, Diana,
please, sit down. - Let go of her hand. - Thank you. Wow. You were... That was just
incredible. And... And I'm just gonna preemptively just put my cards - on the table, and
say that... Ah. - Sam. My wife of 40 years has given me permission to, basically, uh,
cheat on her this next few days. And so I just wanted to let you know, in case, uh, you...
- I'm available. - That's a generous offer. Are you good in bed, Sam I don't remember.
Uh, Carol, could I have a Sapphire Martini, straight up - with a twist, please? Gentlemen?
- All right. Bombay Sapphire martini, straight up. Don't pay any mind to him. - I'm a big
drinker, I drink all the time. - Okay, okay. Bring him two. - And I'll have one. I'll... I'll
have one as well. So, what brings you boys to Vegas? I'll tell you what brings us to
Vegas: a big fat liar. I just wanted to come over and tell you how much I enjoyed - your
performance. - Oh, thank you. You're no spring chicken, but you deserve better - than
being around these lowlifes. - Wow! Prince Charming, is that you? You are so much
shorter than I thought you would be. No, actually we're here, uh, for a wedding. Our
friend Hazelnut is tying the knot on Sunday. - Yeah? Oh. - So, all right. So long, jerkoffs. I'm gonna go look for a hotel that actually has hotel rooms. Wait, wait. Why are you
leaving? Because of this schmuck, that's why. We got a couple of unresolved issues. Is
he a schmuck? - It's a gray area. - Hmm. We've been best friends since we're 6 years
old. My wife dies about a year ago, he doesn't even show up for the funeral. It's a little
more complicated than that. I... Yeah, sends me flowers with a note that says "Sorry for
your loss." Schmuck. Well, I am sorry that you're leaving Clearly I need someone to look
out for me, seeing as how I'm associating with an alcoholic, an adulterer - and a
schmuck. - Heh, heh. I like you. - Well. - Pat Connors. Still Diana Boyle. - Oh, look here.
- There you are. To the first bachelor party I've ever attended that could be covered by
Medicare. - And, um, to the only people here who actually listened to me sing. Thank you
for that. Hey, you, eye contact. Doesn't mean a thing without eye contact. How old is the
woman that he is marrying? - Uh, she's, uh... - Oh, well, you know, she's... - Uh, just,
uh, in her... - 30-ish. Oh, sweet Jesus. Guys, come on, we got to get going here, all
right? - Let's get over to the Aria. - Oh, that's a great hotel. - Has my lucky big wheel. Mm. Big wheel. - Then you're coming with us. - She is? What the hell is with this traffic?
- Are you comfortable? - No, I'm... I'm fine. - I can make him sit in the back. - No, he
doesn't have to go in the back. - All right, huddle up, huddle up. You are surrounded by
slot machines, poker, roulette, and there are girls at every bar. I want to hear stories, I
want to hear results, I want to hear all of you getting in trouble. And I'm sure this young
lady can help you. Yes, we did it. Our lives are changed forever, Paddy. Can you feel it'?
All right, Paddy, you just won five dollars off the buffet. - What are you gonna do first? Go to the buffet. He's going to the buffet, ladies and gentlemen, the man is going to the
buffet. Yay!

Heh, she's got you on a short leash, doesn't she? - Kids these days. - Well, would Mrs.
Don Rickles. You're a... You're a trans... Trans... planted New Yorker? You look fantastic.
And I do not judge, I make no judgments. Oh, no, no. No judgment here either. If you're
gonna get hitched in Vegas, this is pretty much the least depressing place you can do it.
Uh, no, no, no, this is not my fianc. This man would never marry someone even close to
his own age. So who are you? I'm his mother. So we got a lounge singer of a certain age.
- Oh, how delicately put. - But not from here. In my former life, I was a tax attorney.
Um, I raised a daughter on my own. Her father was an asshole of epic proportions, and I
got her through school and, um... Now, I am giving you the full bio here. Should I stop
or...? - No, no, no, go on, go on. - Really? And so a few months ago, I found myself
downsized and empty-nested, "What do you really want to do with your life, Diana
Boyle? And what I really wanted to do was sing. <i>I'm a little old for American
Idol.</i> - Oh. - So I figured Vegas. And so, you know, as they say, it goes. A big shot
at mbon's needed some legal advice, so basically, I got that gig sewed up till I drop. It
was nice of you to walk me to my car. Oh, well, it was, um, ice of you to walk me to the
chapel. You know, you are not as charming as you think you are. Well, no one could be,
quite frankly. It was nice. Congratulations! So long, schmuck! I think the Holy Spirit's
about to leave the room. I'm gonna see if I can't stop him, okay? - I shall not want. - I
love you, son. Amen.
Well, check your pulse, fellas, because coming to the stage is our first girl. She's from
Seattle and she likes to get wet, baby! Yeah, look at them assets, baby! Uh, with all due
respect, I believe I'm actually assigned to... - Uh, he canceled. - He canceled? Yeah, give
these gentlemen Villa 4. Are you sure he canceled? I just confirmed with his travel a...
Good day, gentlemen. Nightclub? Dancing? Yes, Mr. Clayton, I believe some people will
be dancing at the nightclub. Usually gets jumping around 11:00. If you like, I can pick
you up or wake you up. - What are we talking about? - That's when we come alive.
Midnight at the disco, we'll see you there. We're always up and about after midnight on
the weekends. - A little after, maybe. - I'll leave you gentlemen to your fun.
Nice weekend? You call this a nice weekend? This is sad. I'd give my left arm to be with
my wife right now, and all Sammy wants to do is cheat on his. And, Archie, you're on
some sort of self-destructive bender, cleaning out your pension fund like you're so
desperate to be alive. And this guy wants us to validate his marrying a child. Well, you
know what? I'm not gonna be part of this charade, not me. Naptime. Uh, we've been
here like an hour, Billy. I think they're only letting people with cleavage in. Screw it,
follow me. Get back in line. You sure about that, son? - Oh, y'all are serious, huh? - There
you go. And one for your warmth and hospitality. - Eighteen hundred. - Eighteen hundred
what? Uh, no, I got this. I'm up $102,000. We'll take the bottles. Bottle. One bottle. You
shitting me? We'll take it.
Hey, Sam. Got a little bachelorette party going on over there. I bet there's at least three
girls there that got some serious daddy issues. - Archie! - Huh? - You said you wanted to
dance. - Yeah. Now's your chance. Boy, these "Red Balls" vodkas are strange. I feel like
I'm getting drunk and electrocuted at the same time. And the music! Loud! Like
everything sounds alike. Like they're playing the same song over and over and over and
over again. I probably should get up and dance, but I'm used to having a partner
Certainly doesn't seem to matter to that fella. Maybe I'll give it a shot. Maybe not Well, if
they play something different. Oh, shit, maybe now. I'm talking to another person. Yeah,
but you should be talking to me. I'm more interesting. Come on. Go away, seriously. You
know, I just don't get it, all right? It's not like you're married yet. Just spread it around a

little before it gets dusty, you know? Ew. Look you little jerk-off, I don't wanna dance
with you. I don't wanna dance with you either. - Everything all right here? - Fanny Pack.
You... You guys are everywhere. What's your deal? Can I see that real quick? Buddy,
maybe you had too much to drink. Hey, pal, why don't you mind your business? You
don't wanna make a fool of yourself. You know what? If I want your opinion, I'll just beat
it out of you. - Hey, hey, hey, what's the problem? - Hey, hey, hey! What's going on?
Sam? Oh. Now I'm gonna enjoy this one, asshole. You know that? No one calls us names
except us. You understand? Paddy. Just get him out of here. - Take him out the side. We're going.
<i>And fill my heart with love</i> <i>For only you</i> <i>Only you</i> <i>Can make
this change in me</i <i>For it's true</i> <i>You are my destiny</i> <i>When you hold
my hand I understand</i> <i>The magic that you do</ <i>You're my dream come
true</i> <i>My one and only you</i> <i>Only you</i> <i>Only you can make This
change in me</i> <i>For it's true</i> <i>You are my destiny</i> <i>When you hold
my hand</i> <i>I understand</i> <i>The magic that you do</i> <i>You're my dream
come true</i> <i>My one and only</i> <i>You</i>
<i>An ounce of ooh-lala</i> <i>A sweet temptation In my blue boudoir</i> <i>If you're feeling hungry</i
<i>I'll let you lick the spoon</i> <i>Come on over, baby</i> <i>Can I borrow a cup of
trouble</i> <i>From you?</i>
I used to be fun. She chose me, I mean, well, over Mr. Ladies' Man, Billy Gherson. That's
how fun I was. Ahem. We both wanted her, but she picked me. Picked me. And, uh, you
know, once I... I made her laugh so hard, she peed her pants. I used to be able to make
women laugh like that. Come on. You made me laugh. Yeah, but I didn't make you pee
your pants. Well, give it time. Hey, I didn't know her, obviously, but she sounds like the
kind of woman that wouldn't want you spending all your time being sad. - No, she
wouldn't. - So cut it out. It's enough already. - Just cut it out? - Yeah. Really. - Can I ask
you something? - Yeah. If I threw a party, would you be able to come? I might. Might's
good enough.
Sophie wouldn't want me hanging around the apartment in my bathrobe. <i>- No, she
won... - Shut up.</i> So I'm not gonna do that anymore, and I'm having a Bloody Mary.
I used to like Bloody Marys. Maybe I'll like them again. I'm gonna ask you something. Do
you love this Lisa girl the way I loved Sophie? She's a wonderful person, really great
human being. Well, that's great. I'll vote for her when she runs for Congress. Billy, you're
gonna be 70 years old. Tomorrow you're marrying a 31-year-old woman who you
proposed to at a funeral. Now, I don't give a flying crap about you but if I did, I gotta tell
you, I see a few red flags. Tomorrow I'm gonna ask you again if you love her. I expect a
better answer.
I just wanted to, uh, apologize for, uh... For last night. Uh, I was way out of line, and,
um, you know, I had too much to drink, and I am just really, really sorry. I throw myself
at your mercy. I was just downloading Dean on who you guys were. He didn't know that
you were the heads of four very influential East Coast families. Yeah, I had... I had no
idea. Well, I wouldn't expect a dickhead like you to know about legends like us. - I... I'm
a dickhead. - Knuckles. Knuckles. Knuckles, get the guy out of my sight. Yeah. You know,
you're a dumb little shit, you know that? - Oh, no, please. - You don't know who these
guys are? Archie Aces, Billy Bones, - Sammy the... - The accountant. - Yeah, the
accountant. - Ugh. Sammy the Stove, they call me. I cook the books. I'm just... I'm
sorry. What do we care about your sorrys? No, I know, I know, I know. I don't give a

damn about my sorrys. Just please.. Shut up, shut up. Just go get us some ice water
When that's done, you come back, you do some other things for us. Maybe Knuckles here
will let you wash his balls. Sorry, that was weird. - Four ice waters? - Go. - What was
that all about? - I... You were great. I... Maybe I overdid it. I, uh, obviously misread you
guys. You guys sold the shit out of that.
So, what do you guys want me to do? Nothing. No, today, you take the afternoon off,
have another drink, go to the spa. Save your energy. It's gonna be a big night for you
tonight. You got some thinking to do. And we got some recruiting to do. Yeah. We need
to recruit some talent, gentlemen. Yeah, I want the A-list. B... The double-D list. That is
the A-list, actually. I like this one, although, is she throwing up or crying'? Definitely
throwing up. By 6? My turn.
i>You gotta find yourself somebody</i> <i>You need to find yourself somebody</i>
<i>To love</i> Wow. You guys just cannot stay away from me. You wanna go
someplace? Um, let me just check with the crowd. Okay. When you sing, I feel like a
teenager. And isn't that your whole goal in life? - Ha, ha. - So sad. You're right. Can I ask
you a personal question? Ay, Ay... Okay, one personal question Why haven't you ever
gotten married until now'? Well, why should I? I get to do everything I want to do
whenever I want to. I mean, what's wrong with that? There's no mention of love? No, no,
no, I'm... I'm not the falling-in-love type. Okay. Truth is, there was only one girl in my
entire life that I fell in love with. I let her get away. Who was that? You shouldn't have
used up your one personal question. - Oh, you are holding on so tight. - Ha, ha. Oh, Mr.
Big-Shot, I know where I'm taking you. - Take a seat, please. - You have got to be
kidding. What's the matter, princess? Scared of heights? Yes, the princess is scared of
heights. Well, I won't think less of you if you throw up or cry. Actually, I might if you cry.
Please don't cry. - I won't cry. - Billy, I think I have to ask you one more personal
question Whoa! What? You're getting married tomorrow. What are you doing here with
me? Well, you know I'm getting married tomorrow. - What are you doing here with me'?
- Oh, see, I do have an answer. I...like you. I liked you from the moment that I saw you.
None of which matters if you love Lisa. Do you? What's...? No, no. No, no. Oh, no, no.
No! I knew you would like it. Oh, yeah, no, I love it, I love it! It's great. Oh, good,
because it goes up and down three more times. Oh, it... it's... What? Aah! For a minute
there, I thought you were trying to kill me. Well, you wouldn't answer my personal
questions, so I thought I needed to scare the answers out of you. All right, well, Paddy
and I, right? When we were kids, we were in love with the same girl. Sophie. She's the
one who got away? Yeah. First, you know, it was just two best friends competing for the
same girl, but as we got older, it got a little more complicated. One day, Paddy told
Sophie that she had to make a choice between the two of us. That night, Sophie came to
my house. You know, she was confused. She was young. So she picked you. Yeah. Yeah,
she came and saw me first. But everybody knew she belonged with Paddy. Everybody.
So I told her And then she went with Paddy. Does Paddy know? Oh, complicated. A little
bit. You know, the boys are throwing a party for me tonight. Yeah, I heard. Well, I would
really love it if you'd stop by. Complicated. A little bit.
Gentlemen, you have definitely outdone yourselves. Yeah, I got a little something, uh, for
you, my best men. - Paddy. - Aw, you shouldn't have. Archie. You should have. You
asshole. I can't believe this is your last night as a bachelor, Billy You better brace
yourself for tomorrow. But tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1959. I'm Stacy. Which one
of you is Sam Harris? (everyone raises hand) .

Thank you so much for standing up for us at the club. That was so awesome of you.
When you're from Brooklyn, uh, not getting involved isn't an option. I am so tired of
these young guys. They are so immature. Maybe I should spend some time with a man of
experience. Let me show you around.
Aces, I was just cleaning up over here. Ah, put that stuff down. - Go have some fun,
you've earned it. - Really? - Really. - Ah. Aces, thank you so much. Appreciate it. Oh, uh,
- before you go, Dean... - Uh-huh? Ask the girl to dance, don't tell her. Okay? Tell her
how beautiful she is, not how sexy she looks to you. Tell her that from the time she
walked in here, you have not been able to take your eyes off of her. - That's kind of true.
- Okay, then go for it. Definitely. I'll be damned.
Well, we were worried. You can't do this kind of stuff. You're not a kid anymore. You
know, you're right. I am not a kid. I'm a grown man, who just happened to go to one of
his best friend's bachelor parties. As a matter of fact, I shouldn't have had to lie about it
in the first place. - You could've had another episode. - Let's call it what it is. It's a
stroke, a mild stroke. And it won't recur as long as I take the damn pills. If it does, I'll
just die, then, won't I? Until then, Ezra... Look at me when I'm talking to you. Until then,
I am not a feeble old man. I've got a lot of life left in me, and I'm gonna live it doing the
things that I like to do. One of them is dancing, and the other one is having a drink. I've
danced. Now if you'd care to join me, I'd love to have a drink with my son. Heh, all right.
You just wait for me one second. I'm just gonna take a pill in the other room. Oh. I don't
need a pill. I'm so glad I met you. Did I happen to mention that I was married? - Really?
That's kind of hot. - It is kind of hot, isn't it? That's better. Hmm. The thing is... - You
don't want to have sex with me? - Oh, oh, no, no, no, I do, I do Oh, God, I want to have
sex with you. A lot of it. It would be... Oh, spectacular. It would be the most spectacular
thing that's happened to me in 25 years. Uh... Just_it... But... The thing is... Um... It's
crazy., But, uh, whenever something spectacular happens to me, first thing I want to do
is tell my wife about it, and, uh, after 40 years of marriage, uh, if I can't tell her about
something wonderful that happened to me, it sort of stops being wonderful. I
understand. - It... It has something to do with... - I mean, I get it, okay? - She has a
way of putting things. - Will you just stop talking? Heh. - What? - Stop. I really hope that
I get to marry a guy like you one day. Heh. I'm gonna get dressed. You know, uh, a
blowjob wouldn't be out of the question.
What do you keep looking at the front door for? It's Diana. I invited her to the party. I
like her. That's okay, isn't it? I mean, you said Sophie wouldn't want me to be miserable
the rest of my life, right? So... Right? No, listen, I got nothing to go home to anymore. I
got nothing, Billy. I mean, it's an empty house with a bunch of photographs. It's very
depressing. She, at least, makes me feel a little bit alive. And feeling a little bit alive is a
lot better than just waiting to die, right? Right? Are you...? Billy, what's...? Oh, my God.
01:22:42,082 Susan, hi. Uh-oh. You're getting married. - But you're a widower. - You
said Sophie would want me to move on with my life. - That's right. Exactly. - Well, you
know, I was wrong. You asshole! You are so cool! Diana. We gotta talk. Hey, don't even
think about kissing me until you've talked to your fianc. Paddy's gonna ask you out.
That's why I want to get to you first. Diana, you know he's completely alone. I just think
you gotta give him a chance. Okay. I thought... Well, that's completely embarrassing. I
guess I misunderstood. No, it's not like that. - No, it's not. It's not. - Well, what is it? Are
you just gifting me to him like you did his wife? - It's not the same as that. - Well, how is
it different? His wife had a choice to make. First she came to you. - You said, "No, choose

him." - Oh, stop it. - And so she did. - Diana, stop... How's it different? That true? What
she just said? Wow. Poof. Just like that, everything. I am so sorry. No, it's not your fault.
It's, you know... He's my best friend, you know?
We were kids, Paddy. You don't know women. What are you talking about? Look, Billy,
you don't know women the way I know them. You haven't shared a full life with anyone.
You don't know what that is You can't tell a woman who to love Especially Sophie. You
can't do it. I know what I had with my WIFE, Billy. Thanks to you. So I'm gonna ask you
one more time, you miserable prick. One more time. Do you love this woman you are
about to marry? Billy! All right, here's the deal: You end it, or I will. Hey, hey, you stay
out of this, all right? It has nothing to do with you. Hey, babe! I owe you this one. - Aah!
Lisa, my name's Patrick Connors. Although that imbecile in the pool there started calling
me Paddy when we were kids and it stuck. Oh, right. Paddy! It's so great to finally meet
you. - Yeah, nice to meet you. - Billy's told me so much. Why did you throw him in the
pool Ah, that's just an old game from the neighborhood. Listen, dear. Can I tell you
something? - Yeah. - Fifty years ago, Billy did something for me that allowed me to
marry the only woman I ever loved. And now it's my chance to return the favor. - I'm
sorry, I don't understand. - He's not in love with you. He likes you. I know he likes you a
whole lot, but he doesn't love you like the way that he should. I can't let him marry you.
He's my best friend. I can't let him marry you. Billy? I guess we gotta talk, huh? What is
he saying to her? That she's young, got her whole life ahead of her. Trying as best he
can to let her down easy. I'm sorry, I didn't catch your names. How do you think she's,
uh, taking it'? Mixed emotions.
I couldn't let you marry her. No, you did it right. You, uh... Congratulations, a good job.
- You mad? - No. No, you were right. Because, you know, if you're mad that's okay. No,
Paddy. I... I'm old. You know? And without her, uh... I'm just scared of being old. We
were 17, you know, five minutes ago. It was just yesterday. I just don't know where it all
went, you know? My brain cannot conceive how old this body is. Our girl's gone, Pat. And
I wasn't there at the funeral. And I'm so sorry about that. I let you down, man. And I
couldn't bring myself to say goodbye. Archie's got a stroke, and Sam, well, he's gone to
Florida. Man, it's just winding up a little too fast. And I'm feeling old and alone. You have
us. Yeah, Billy. God help you, you got us. And you got a hot little number singing her
heart out in some shithole across town, you lucky son of a bitch. Man.
<i>Only you</i> <i>Only you can make this Change in me</i> <i>For it's true</i>
<i>Oh, baby, you're my</i> <i>Destiny</i> <i>When you hold my hand</i> Is she
sick? That's it? You're not gonna finish? Shush. You got in for free. So how did she take
it? Well, she's probably in Malibu by now burning my house down, you know? It went as
well as you could expect. Poor kid. Are those for me? Hmm? Oh. Actually, um, no. I'm
sorry, um... Excuse me. On behalf of Binion's, I'd like to apologize for the delay in the
show, but, um... I'm really interested in the performer. She's the most amazing woman I
ever met, and I just can't believe in two days that she's, you know, inside my heart. But
I don't want her to know, because, you know, with gorgeous women, they like men that
like to play hard-to-get. True. Very true. Thank you. Okay, that worked. So you gonna
kiss me now, or, um, you want to hear more about how I'm falling for you'? Eye contact.
You... It doesn't mean anything without eye contact. I'm looking at you, baby. Mm, uhoh.
All right, kid, we'll take it from here. Time you went and hung out with some guys your
own age. And here's a little something for your troubles. - Wow, you sure? - No, I was

just putting you on. - Of course I'm sure. - You give the best advice. You breathe a word
about us to the feds, we will hunt you down. Uh, my lips are sealed, Mr. Accountant. Boys! What's up, fellas?
- Lonnie-boy! - All right, you ready to go? Packed? You got everything? Let me get this
off my chest. I've hosted superstars, I've hosted billionaires, I've hosted kings, and they
ain't got nothing.. I said they have nothing on the Flatbush Four, you hear me? Nothing.
And I remember, I heard this beautiful quote. It was, uh... "Ain't nothing in this world
that's deeper than loyalty and love, except for loyalty and love between thugs." FiftyCent, man! Fifty! Hey, Lonnie, get a limo for our buddy here and take him out to the
airport to meet his friends. Thank you. Great party. - Let's go, wise guy, come on. - Let's
go. Okay, gentlemen. Who wants a drink? Drink? Oh, man, where the hell did you find
that? - Found it in the garbage. - Crack that puppy open, buddy. It's about time. Ah,
perfect, yeah. Okay. Okay, so, uh, here's to being invincible. Invincible. - Jeez. - Terrible
- Water. - I gotta go brush my teeth It can't go bad. It's Scotch. It's not so bad.
- France, Europe, Germany. You guys are the best thing that ever happened to me. Yeah.
I don't care how ugly you are. - Sixty years. - Yeah. - Hello? - Archibald, I got some
news. - Is it the prostate? - No, man, it's not my prostate. What's it with you and always
about the prostate, you know? Wait a minute, let me patch in the other guys, huh? - I
got that good cheese from France. - Good. - Mm-hm. - And a bottle of wine? - Hello? Hey, Paddy, it's Billy and Archie. - Why is the phone ringing? - Sam's not picking up.
<i>So, guys, you ready for this?</i> Diana and I are gonna get married. - Oh, wow! She's making a huge mistake. He says you're making a huge mistake. Yeah, tell him I
know. I know, Paddy. What about the five trips to the toilet every night? - I know it all. Congratulations. I'll call you later, we'll talk about the details, okay? We're heading to a
concert now at the park. - Oh. - Really? Is she attractive? - She'll do. - All right, guys,
well, I gotta get my grandbaby back inside. <i>I'll talk to you later.</i - Congratulations,
partner. - From me too. Okay, guys, talk to you later. - See you soon. - Bye. Attaboy.
We're gonna go again. - Go where? - We're going. What, are you cr...? Oh, no! Ha, ha
Enough's enough! Are you trying to kill me?

The argument of evil seems a bit silly to me. Surely, evil is a great of problem in our world, but what
would you have God do? Abolish all evil in the world? Surely, that means the end of goodness as well.
I am of an opinion that God, if it exists, created good, for the act of existence and creation is good. Evil
appears from mutilating the good. However, it is true that "mysterious ways" is a cop-out. If you want
to find answers to the problem of evil you have submerge in philosophy.
that it's an evil world that means he has some kind of standard for good and evil. None of us have
seen any other worlds for comparison, whether this one is good or evil. I think an absolute materialist
should much rather stick to Dawkin's view that he universe has only those properties we would expect
to find, because talking about an evil world without admitting that there is objective good and evil
makes no sense.

1. Real meaning of Cinderella: If you have a fucked up life, all you need is a friend to help you along
the way. 2. Real meaning of Peter Pan: Growing older does not mean growing up. Keep your
imagination and your faith in impossible things. 3. They had known each other for a very long time and
were betrothed to each other anyway. Argument invalid. 4. She "ignored" her sister so she didn't
continue to hurt her. Ignoring her was not a choice. 5. But you will have damn good friends regardless.
Templar...because i believed in their path...the world can be a better place, through order. not chaos,
and some people need some lead to protect them from themselves. in chaos human always find order
anyway, so "feel free" to join us. for the greater good :)
@skyskii "feel free to join is" thats not very templar
@skyskii you want to pretect people from themselves, instead of them learning. the chaos way may be
a harsher and more cruel way, but in the long term, people will learn to live with it, and they can
combine freedom and order. the templar way, takes them their freedom to have order. i say, let's try to
have both, or die trying.
@hit_on_me well we cant force people to choose, soon there'll be Chaos. all we need to do is just
provide them safety, good quality of life, and a brighter future as a whole for them. The world and way
of 1984 will never work, but like in the Brave new world? sure it is :)
@mahe4 thing is , if human run free. especially "some" human. there will be chaos in the society. and
the society itself, as a whole will suffer. slow down, drag back. we can let ppl stay free, but need to
keep an eyes close on them. enforce it by laws and order. that's what we are, that's what the natural of
human society is...if you let them live by themself for awhile they will choose a leader to lead them
anyway ;p
@skyskii: Yes, as I said in my post here I also believe that the Templar's path is the more efficient one.
The Assassin's have nice idea but I am sure the world would break to chaos if their "ideal" world would
come true. The Problem with the Templar's are that they are much more likely to fall from their path
and try to follow their greed for Power. I think they would need to reform their order in cleanse it from
the people who misuse their power.
@skyskii so exactly what happened in the real world. there was chaos, and people *chose* order. they
chose with their own free will to take a little from ther freedom, to give everybody the same amount of
freedom. that is exactly, what the assassins want. the templars see ,most people like sheep, who need
leading. hiding the truth from everybody, to keep everyone in line. they take their freedom against their
knowledge and free will, to create order. assassins want people to choose.
@mahe4 that's what exactly like i said "somethings need to be hidden", "someone need to be guided"
look at the amount of some ppl we have in society now a day, those who live their life recklessly,
unprofittable to society, and not worthy of your tax money. the one you may have thought "they

shouldnt breed". i didnt said we should get rid all of them, tho. but under some guideline. a blind one
can be profittable to society. it's most efficient way.
@skyskii the difference between our todays government system and the templars is, we chose that
government system, and can change it. the templars establish their power hidden from everyone, and
rule from there, without the knowledge of the people. there is no way to interfere with their power that
way, so they have nothing to fear, and can rule as they like. this kind of power corrupts. always.
@skyskii I think the Templars became Hydra. Similar ideology. Heil Hydra!!!
@skyskii what if people know that who took their "apple", what if they know that who "did" what and
everyone can be vigilante. soon there will be revenge and the chain go on and on. 100% chaos
guarantee, that's why we have laws. to ensure the order of society, sometime a shadow work is need.
and if they rule and society progress, what's not to like? does the "knowledge" worthy of brought the
society to chaos? i like this conversation, tho.
@skyskii i have decided to join the templars
@skyskii I agree. If anyone who played Assassin's Creed really knew what the Templars fought for,
they would see that in reality the assassin's are the bad guys.
@mahe4 I do think that the assassins ideal could be good but is utopic. Before the chaos was ended ,
the need for order would make someone step up. Maybe not Templars But even Assassins were
tempted by power. We can't lose the need to feel in command. When we are given power, we enforce
our way . Even if we consult with our "team" we always think that we can do better - while this
happens chance for betrayal of ideals will exist and no order will rise from chaos.A Union COULD
make it work.
@skyskii : Don't complain about patriarchy then.
@abhishekray4 or Matriarchy? or Monarchy? i never complain about it. all i care is the good life,
where everyone got what they deserved, fair and square. i'm fine with being one of the gear in the
giant clockwork. knowing that it going on the right way, as a whole. as i said, even though i believe in
order, i dont believe in mistreating ppl. you could said that i'm really Natural Order kind, and the
Templar's Idealist ;p
@skyskii the Templar a do have order. However, the achieve it through Nietzschean ways (the good of
the few at the cost of the many). Their whole purpose, as presented in the franchise, is to find artifacts
so that they can subjugate the rest of the population. The assassins at least promote our postmodern
philosophical worldviews. We can have order but it must not be at the cost of individual freedom. It
would promote free markets, human rights, and the betterment of society.

@mushmanuel even the assassins had leaders, as you know. but every assassin respected those,
and wanted those to be leaders. of course, this can't be possible in a big society, because there will
always be one, who disagrees. what i want to say is, that the assassins aren't against leadership, but
against leadership, that is against the will and knowledge from the majority of people they rule.
@skyskii you can't control people because you are afraid they destry themselfs, I always felt that as
an excuse to control the mass "the society can't have the power, they need us to keep them quiet"
@skyskii "they said they want an order, but in reality they just want to control" , Connor, AC3. The
word "order" that keep used by templar is just a softer version of the word "control". I'd choose
freedom any day even if I have to die from the chaos it caused, at least that way no one could dictate
my will.
@jcunninghamhome funny things is it's the templar who created the "free market" > "capitalism" also
they providing the "human rights" by subjugated the Vigilante act.@hit_on_me because power need to
be in the right hand, Templar have flawed in bad hand it can be North Korea, in good hand it can be
Nordic Country ;)
@skyskii All for the glory of Satan.
this is by far the most intellectual thread i have in 9gag in these couple months xD