Tapescript Episode 3 Part 3

1. HECTOR: So, Nick, what should I say?

2. NICK: Its easy, relax.
3. HECTOR: Yeah, but you have had a hundred girlfriends.
4. NICK: Yeah, well, when I said a hundred, its actually fewer.
5. HECTOR: Fifty?
6. NICK: No.
7. HECTOR: Forty?
8. NICK: No.
9. HECTOR: Thirty?
10. NICK: No.
11. HECTOR: Twenty?
12. NICK: [Gulps] No.
13. HECTOR: Ten?
14. NICK: No.
15. HECTOR: Five?
16. NICK: No.
17. HECTOR: Four?
18. NICK: No.
19. HECTOR: Three?
20. NICK: No.
21. HECTOR: Two?
22. NICK: No.
23. HECTOR: One?
24. NICK:
25. HECTOR: None?!!

26. NICK: [Makes squeaking noise]

27. Sound of intercom buzzing
28. NICK and HECTOR: Aaaah!
29. NICK: OK. Its OK. Hi. [speaking on intercom] Hi!
30. Voice on Intercom
31. Hello, its us.
32. Come on up.
33. NICK and HECTOR: Ooh/oh/ah!!
34. HECTOR: So Nick, what do I say?
35. NICK: OK, we need a script. Try this. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean.
36. HECTOR: Your ears are blue, like the ocean.
37. NICK: No!! Eyes, ears, ears, ears, eyes.
38. HECTOR: Oh, oh, oh, OK, OK. Your ey-es are blue, like the ocean.
39. NICK: Good! You smell of sweet
40. HECTOR: You smell of sweat
41. NICK: No! No [sniffing noise] sweet, not sweat!
42. HECTOR: Oh, OK, OK.
43. NICK: OK, your hair is so soft.
44. HECTOR: Thank you, Nick.
45. NICK: No, No, her hair, her hair!
46. HECTOR: Oh, her hair!
47. Sound of knocking on door
48. NICK and HECTOR: Oh, oh!
49. NICK: Ready?
50. HECTOR: Ready.
51. NICK and HECTOR: Good luck!
52. NICK: Oh, Cuddles and Bubbles.
53. HECTOR: But we thought you were dancers. Oh, you are dancers.
54. NICK: Dancing dogs! In Woof, The Musical. Ha, ha, hello, come in.

55. Come in. Hello. Barking noise

56. HECTOR: Oh please, sit down. Sit!
57. NICK: Stick to the script. You smell so sweet.
58. HECTOR: Your ears are blue, like the ocean.
59. NICK: Eyes, eyes!
60. [BRIDGET]: Are you a million-aire?
61. HECTOR: Psst, psst! Am I a millionaire?
62. NICK: [Laughs] Are you a millionaire?
63. Are you a millionaire? [Laughs]
64. Ha! We are millionaires!
65. BRIDGET and ANNIE: Good good.
66. BRIDGET: Well you can pay for these then!!
67. ANNIE: If you please!!
68. Girls laugh
69. BRIDGET: Your faces! We are the dancers
70. ANNIE: From the cyber caf!
71. BRIDGET: So you are millionaires, ay?
72. ANNIE: Oh what a trick to get girlfriends! Millionaires, very funny!
73. BRIDGET: With fast cars!
74. NICK: [Laughs] Good trick, ay!
75. HECTOR :But that is my car! Ow!!!
76. BRIDGET: Oh, you smell so sweet!
77. ANNIE: And you do have beautiful eyes! Or is it ears?
78. Sound of intercom buzzing
79. Its the landlady!
80. NICK: Im off!
81. BRIDGET :Quick, hide Hector! Erm, in the bedroom!
82. HECTOR: Oh Bridget.
83. BRIDGET: Yes.

84. HECTOR:Tell me. What is a taxidermist?

85. BRIDGET: Oh!
86. COMMENTARY [v.o.]: Next time in EXTRA.
87. Hector wants to get a job.
88. Bridget and Annie have a surprise.
89. And guess whos coming to dinner.
90. EXTRA dont miss it!