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the divide between haves and have-nots in Australia was growing exponentially. "The
rising tide of economic growth no longer lifts all boats -some, stuck in the mud, are
instead swamped," she said.
But do these indigenous mud men and boat women qualify as battlers? Harding doesn't
say.
In desperation, I even watched the Great Debate between John Howard and Kim
Beazley, certain one of them would mention battlers. I listened as Howard said a goods
and services tax would end the tax-bracket creep now preventing so many eager Aussie
workers from clocking on an extra 20 hours a week to salvage a standard of living for
families they'll never see. But neither leader mentioned battlers.
Next I gave polling a go. Polls are simple, expedient measures of what folks think of
stuff, and you don't even have to justify the results anymore, now that polling has been
elevated to the scientific status of meteorology and astrology. I fronted up to the first
bloke who crossed my path and asked him to define a "battler". But the mate sneered:
"Go on, get a dog up ya." This image depressed me.
I turned inward, to the Internet, after that. I hunted and pecked in "a-u-s-s-i-e b-a-t-t-l-er", and the search engine coughed up www.aussieoutback.com.au and a site called
Aussie Animals. In short, nothing acceptable emerged, so I logged off and prayed for email. I think it might be pleasant to meet a battler.
Many Aussies may be battlers and not even know it, others may know but feel obliged to
go about disguised. There's just no telling.
Now the election is over, no doubt battlers will emerge in fresh debates on the GST,
republicanism and other bush-beat politics. A reprobate Beazley will taunt Howard as the
latter holds up a parliamentary finger and says: "Australians must now march forward up
that fiscal hill to long-term prosperity." And somewhere an invisible battler will crack:
"Crikey, mate, talk about hard yakka." And his mate will respond: "Yeah, and
perpendicular bluffs."
John Hawkins is a freelance writer
Illus: CARTOON
Column: Observer
Section: FEATURES
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