How to stack orgasms.

We're PUAs. We're not God's gift to women, but women are God's gift to us & we'r
e going to return them to the sender when they surf to heaven on an orgasmic wav
e...
Harlequin's kiss... where you get a girl to orgasm without even touching her. Do
you believe that's possible? Do you think you can make yourself cum without tou
ching yourself, just using your mind? No? Ever had a wet dream? Right... that's
your mind. But you want to know how to give a girl multiple-multiples don't you?
You're not bothered about all this mind stuff. Halfway to heaven will do for yo
u...
OK... Flip the bird for real, stick out your middle finger like you re telling your
new best friend Harlequin to go get fucked.
Well I closed already today because LS is THE SHIT, so hold that thought. Are yo
u flipping me off? No, but you're going to flip someone off alright, keep that h
and position. Learn to love it. One finger is fine for now. Now just curl it hal
fway back, at the first knuckle. There it is, this is going to get the memory of
you burned into her mind for the rest of her life. You re going to use that finge
r to excite her G-Spot up inside the front wall of her Smoo. She ll likely begin t
o feel the sensation of having to pee, as you do this, but it s not urine building
up in her! Warn her about this, so she doesn t hold back when the big moment arri
ves. She should push, rather than try to pinch it off, so it helps if she knows
not to hold back. If your situation doesn t permit this kind of planning, don t worr
y about it: she ll get the idea. Whether she showers the bed like Niagara on a rai
ny day or not, she will have the sort of orgasm so good that she ll probably boast
to her friends about. Warning do not attempt to satisfy the curiosities of her f
riends unless you want to ruin her friendships better yet, invite them all for a
party & get the sex games going. Who can last the longest is what you re aiming fo
r. I ll get back on track now before I screw this thread up. Don't let your thirst
for pleasure hurt people guys. That's not what being a PUA is about. We love wo
men.
This is not to get her warmed up, this is to get her off, so do whatever it is y
ou do that ends up with your face between her legs. Now, don t rush, be patient. D
on t go right for her clit, though you are tempted; women need to build & accumula
te their passion, & you want to build up a BIG explosion here which takes a litt
le time. Brush your tongue around on her thighs, & across the lips, teasing your
way closer to the clit now & then but dancing your mouth around her. Concentrat
e on getting her as wet as you can, sucking in her lips & nibbling on her. Vary
your moves. Breathe on her. Embrace her lips with yours & hum deeply, the vibrat
ion of this on her mons pubis will feel good for her. When she s really wet, slide
your tongue up to her clit, & slip your hook finger inside her pussy, gently. C
at string theory doesn't just apply to the chase... the string can be your dick
& the pussy is right in front of you, do this right & she'll be after your dick
like her life depends on it, fighting with you to get you inside her. But we're
not into that right now, we're going to really show off first.
As your finger goes in, curl it back, & run it slowly up & back on the front wal
l, as well as slightly from side to side. Notice a ridge that feels like a bundl
e of small tubes. It takes a little pressure to feel this, but not too hard. At
the far end of your reach, with your finger, there is a small rough spot of ripp
led flesh, about the size of a 5 pence piece, a nickel if you're on the other si
de of the pond... it feels a bit like sponge. Notice her reaction as you probe o
n & around it. If you don't feel it right at first, it will swell a little as yo
u proceed. Normally, if you press right on it, you will see that you have found
the spot. Sometimes it s a tiny bit off to one side. It will become more sensitive
& noticeable as you go, but it IS there, & you will just KNOW when you find it,
just be aware of all her senses.
When you do, don t stay right on it, but keep running up & down & side to side on
the ridge, stopping at the top, about the end of your finger's reach, to tickle
around the sweet spot. Then slide back down the ridge till your finger almost co

mes out, then back up the ridge to the sweet spot, increasing the pressure as he
r passion builds as you increase the pressure on her clit, with your tongue. You
don t want to bring her off yet. There will be an orgasm building from 2 differen
t places, & we want them to happen TOGETHER. Believe me, she wants this too, so
do your best to coordinate them. You're playing God's instrument here & you want
a sweet little symphony. Sometimes, it helps to just pause for a minute... to b
reak her concentration. Don't let the clit take control. Make it wait. "Bad Clit
ty!" yeah, really, say it. Tease her, ask her if she likes what you're doing. Sa
y something very rude to her, nasty, tell her you're going to LET her have your
cock if she comes five times in a row, whatever... Then it's about time to pull
it all together.
Watch her face as you slide your finger back in, all the way, & leave it in this
time. Concentrate your finger right on her spot, which should be swollen & easy
to locate by now, with a slight 'come here' motion. Try some pressure here & th
ere, & you will know what works for her. When she starts building towards an org
asm from your finger, it's time to go for it. Back on the clit, firm & intense w
ith your tongue. Let her know that this is the grand finale. She ought to be pre
tty wound up by now. When she gets close, intensify the motion & pressure on the
sweet spot with short little jab strokes... not too hard, but intense.
VERY IMPORTANT... no matter what kind of sex you re having, frustration often inte
rrupts the orgasm that was JUST about to happen & my success with this technique
comes from being VERY consistent with my motions, from this point forward. Rhyt
hm & consistency, these are imperative considerations to work with & apply if yo
u want your girl to have the best time.
Everybody has been there... you are just about to get off & the other person dec
ides to change what they are doing. If only they had just kept it going, just li
ke they were . . .you know what I mean. So, be consistent with your movements, w
hich will allow her to adjust to your motion, & she will move into you. When the
end is close, don t change what you are doing... keep your tempo, depth, & pressu
re working like a machine, both your tongue & your hooked finger, stay with it &
she will do the rest. When you feel your finger being pushed out by the contrac
tion of her smoo, you know the moment has arrived.
NOW JUST HANG ON, while she enjoys the ride. At this point, you might notice thi
ngs are quite wet. If she didn't ejaculate, don't worry, she still might, when y
ou bring her off again. Ease up on the clit, after she climaxes, & slow way down
with your finger, but don t take it out, & don't let her get up. Let her know tha
t you're enjoying this, encourage her to stay settled back & you can continue. S
lowly start the action again. She will soon realize that another orgasm is about
ready to happen. Just bring her back up again with your finger. Three or four m
inutes after the first one, she ll be ready for you to get her off again. Short li
ttle firm strokes to her spot seem to work best, once again, being consistent, l
etting her adjust to you. Normally, by the second or third time, she will get to
this 'plateau' & just hang there, cumming every few minutes. You won t believe ho
w many you can make her have. Use your own judgment to keep her in this zone, &
you will know when she has had enough, if you don't she'll let you know... she m
ay just pass out from euphoria overload. I get that sometimes.
But consider what sensuality is. Being sensual is arousing & catering for all th
e senses... all six of them. Deprive sight, heighten the other five senses. Get
that silk blindfold out. Tell her she's not allowed to touch you but whisper in
her ear all the things that you'll do to her if she's a good girl. Kiss her mout
h but tell her she can't respond. If she does, then move away & punish her by bi
ting her nipples... the mouth goes south. I implore you not to bang a girl like
every other chump. You're different; you're nothing like the rest of those guys
out there.
Got a bit of a rep for myself with my last few girlfriends.
When you have the lady gushing regularly resist the temptation to bring your sur
fboard into the bedroom or s.c.u.b.a gear... do advise her to bring her washing
when you respond to her text begging to let her come over... She'll know what's
in store for her. A word of warning. It's very hard to get rid of a girl once yo
u do this to her so make sure you REALLY like her before you allow her physical

body to crave you more than anyone else.

Oh... & the next time your girl gets at least five orgasms in a row... make her
call you "HARLEQUIN!"