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For each word 1 to 6 choose the right definition

1. sari
a) a length of cotton or silk wrapped round the body, traditionally worn as a main garment
by Indian women
b) abbreviation for certificate of secondary education in UK
c) difficulty getting rid of solid waste in your body
2.
a)
b)
c)

ale
the nonstandard dialect of natives of the east end of London
Strips of material in patriotic colors used for festive decorations
British word for beer, and in American language a type of beer fermented rapidly at high
temperatures

3.
a)
b)
c)

nuptial
difficulty getting rid of solid waste in your body
related to marriage or weddings
a lively dance with leaping movements

4.
a)
b)
c)

jig
difficulty getting rid of solid waste in your body
a lively dance with leaping movements
a meeting for sport competition, especially horse riding

5.
a)
b)
c)

bunting
related to marriage or weddings
abbreviation for certificate of secondary education in UK
Strips of material in patriotic colors used for festive decorations

6.
a)
b)
c)

cockney
abbreviation for certificate of secondary education in UK
the nonstandard dialect of natives of the east end of London
a lively dance with leaping movements

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Find the answers to the following questions in the text.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.

What made Adrian proud to be English?

How does Adrian compare Prince Charles and his brother?
Why did Adrian miss the historic moment?
Why did the Singhs come to Adrians house?
Why did Mrs. O'Leafy and Mrs. Singh sweep the street clean?
How did the celebration end?

ROYAL WEDDING DAY!!!!! How proud I am to be english! Foreigners must be sick as

pigs! We truly lead the world when it comes to pageantry! I must admit to have tears in my eyes
when I saw all the cockneys, who had stood since dawn, cheering heartily all the rich, well
dressed, famous people going by in carriages and Rolls-Royces.
Grandma and Bert Baxter came to our house watch the wedding because we have got a
twenty-four-inch colour. They got on all right at first but then Bert remembered he was

communist and started saying anti-royalist things like 'the idle rich' and 'parasites', so grandma
sent him back to the Singhs' colour portable. Prince Charles looked quiet handsome in spite of
his ears. His brother is dead good-looking; it's a shame they couldn't have swapped heads just for
day. Lady Diana melted my heartstrings in her dirt white dress. She even helped an old man up
the aisle. I thought it was very kind of her considering it was her wedding day. Loads of dead
famous people were there. Nancy Reagan, Spike Milligan, Mark Phillips, etc., etc.
The Queen looked a bit jealous. I expect it was because people weren't looking at her for
change. The Prince had remmebered to take the price ticket of his shoes. So that was one worry
of my mind. When the Prince and Di exchanged rings my grandma started to cry. She hadn't
brought her handkerchief so I went upstairs to get the spare toilet roll. When I came downstairs
they were married. So I missed the Historic moment of their marriage! I made a cup of tea
during all the boring musical interval, but I was back in time to see that Kiwi woman singing.
She has certainly got a good pare of lungs on her.
Grandma and I were just settling down watch the happy couple's triumphant ride back to
the palace when there was a loud banging on the front door. We ignored it so my father was
forced to get out of bed and open the door. Bert and Mr and Mrs Singh and all the little Singhs
came in asking for sanctuary. Their telly had broken down! My grandma tightened her lips, she
is not keen on black, brown, yellow, Irish, Jewish or foreing people. My father let them all in,
then took grandma home in the car. The Singhs and Bert gathered round the television talking in
Hindi. Mrs Singh handed round some little cornish pasties. I ate one of them and had to drink a
gallon of water. I thought my mouth had caught fire! They were not cornish pasties. We watched
television until the happy couple left Victoria station on a very strange-looking train. Bert said it
was only strange-looking because it was clean.
Mrs O'Leary came in and asked if she could borrow our old chairs for the street party. In
my father's absence I agreed and helped to carry them out on to the pavement. Our street looked
dead wierd without cars and with flags and bunting flapping about. Mrs O'Leafy and Mrs Singh
swept the street clean. Then we all helped to put the tables and chairs out into the midle of the
road. The women did all the work, the men stood around on the pavement drinking to much and
making jokes about Royal Nuptials. Mr Singh put his stereo speakers out of his lounge windows
and we listened to a Des O'Connor LP whilst we set the tables with sandwiches, jam tarts,
sausage rolls and sausages on sticks.
Then everyone in our street was given a funy hat by Mrs O'Leary and we sat down to eat.
At the end of the tea Mr Singh made a speech about how great it was to be British. Everyone
cheered and sang 'Land of Hope and Glory'. But only Mr Singh knew all the words. Then my
father came back with fore party packs of light ale and two dozen paper cups, and soon everyone
was acting in an undignified manner. Mr O'Leary tried to teach Mrs Singh an Irish jig but he kept
getting tangled up in her sari. I put my Abba LP on and turned the volume up high and soon even
the old people of forty and over were dancing!
When the street lamps came on Scan O'Leary climbed up and put red, white and blue
crepe paper over the bulbs to help the atmosfere and I fetched our remaining candles and put
them on the tables. Our street looked quite bohemian. Bert told some lies about the war, my
father told jokes. The party went on until one o'clock in the morning! Normally they get a
petition up if you clear your throat after eleven o'clock at night! I didn't dance; I was an amused,
cinical observer. Besides my feet were aching.
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Read the text again more carefully to find and correct 35 mistakes (spelling, word
form, missing words, and punctuation).

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ROYAL WEDDING DAY!!!!! How proud I am to be 1 English! Foreigners must be 2 as sick as
pigs! We truly lead the world when it comes to pageantry! I must admit to 3 having tears in my eyes when
I saw all the cockneys, who had stood since dawn, cheering heartily all the rich, well dressed, famous
people going by in carriages and Rolls-Royces.
Grandma and Bert Baxter came to our house 4 to watch the wedding because we have got a
twenty-four-inch colour. They got on all right at first but then Bert remembered he was 5 a communist
and started saying anti-royalist things like 'the idle rich' and 'parasites', so grandma sent him back to the
Singhs' colour portable. Prince Charles looked 6 quite handsome in spite of his ears. His brother is dead
good-looking; it's a shame they couldn't have swapped heads just for 7 the day. Lady Diana melted my
heartstrings in her 8 dirty white dress. She even helped an old man up the aisle. I thought it was very kind
of her considering it was her wedding day. Loads of dead famous people were there. Nancy Reagan,
Spike Milligan, Mark Phillips, etc., etc.
The Queen looked a bit jealous. I expect it was because people weren't looking at her for 9 a
change. The Prince had 10 remembered to take the price ticket 11 off his shoes. So that was one worry 12
off my mind. When the Prince and Di exchanged rings my grandma started to cry. She hadn't brought her
handkerchief so I went upstairs to get the spare toilet roll. When I came downstairs they were married. So
I missed the Historic moment of their marriage! I made a cup of tea during all the boring musical
interval, but I was back in time to see that Kiwi woman singing. She has certainly got a good 13 pair of
lungs on her.
Grandma and I were just settling down 14 to watch the happy couple's triumphant ride back to the
palace when there was a loud banging on the front door. We ignored it so my father was forced to get out
of bed and open the door. Bert and 15 Mr and 16 Mrs Singh and all the little Singhs came in asking for
sanctuary. Their telly had broken down! My grandma tightened her lips, she is not keen on black, brown,
yellow, Irish, Jewish or 17 foreign people. My father let them all in, then took grandma home in the car.
The Singhs and Bert gathered round the television talking in Hindi. 18 Mrs Singh handed round some
little cornish pasties. I ate one of them and had to drink a gallon of water. I thought my mouth had caught
fire! They were not cornish pasties. We watched television until the happy couple left Victoria station on
a very strange-looking train. Bert said it was only strange-looking because it was clean.
19 Mrs O'Leary came in and asked if she could borrow our old chairs for the street party. In my
father's absence I agreed and helped to carry them out on to the pavement. Our street looked dead 20
weird without cars and with flags and bunting flapping about. 21 Mrs O'Leafy and 22 Mrs Singh swept
the street clean. Then we all helped to put the tables and chairs out into the 23 middle of the road. The
women did all the work, the men stood around on the pavement drinking 24 too much and making jokes
about Royal Nuptials. 25 Mr Singh put his stereo speakers out of his lounge windows and we listened to a
Des O'Connor LP whilst we set the tables with sandwiches, jam tarts, sausage rolls and sausages on
sticks.
Then everyone in our street was given a 26 funny hat by 27 Mrs O'Leary and we sat down to eat.
At the end of the tea 28 Mr Singh made a speech about how great it was to be British. Everyone cheered
and sang 'Land of Hope and Glory'. But only 29 Mr Singh knew all the words. Then my father came back
with 30 four party packs of light ale and two dozen paper cups, and soon everyone was acting in an
undignified manner. 31 Mr O'Leary tried to teach 32 Mrs Singh an Irish jig but he kept getting tangled up
in her sari. I put my Abba LP on and turned the volume up high and soon even the old people of forty and
over were dancing!
When the street lamps came on Scan O'Leary climbed up and put red, white and blue crepe paper
over the bulbs to help the 33 atmosphere and I fetched our remaining candles and put them on the tables.
Our street looked quite 34 Bohemian. Bert told some lies about the war, my father told jokes. The party
went on until one o'clock in the morning! Normally they get a petition up if you clear your throat after
eleven o'clock at night! I didn't dance; I was an amused, 35 cynical observer. Besides my feet were
aching.