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#1
June 4, 2008, 11:52
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For those of you who do not know, a slash fic is a piece of fiction based on an existing book or film that is written by a fan and features a
homosexual pairing of the characters from the original work.
Slash fics, as you might have guessed, are usually written by teenage girls, who prefer them to other forms of fiction because there's love
and sex, no rival girls and twice as many cocks in it. A lot of slash fics are
horribly written and feature... unusual, to say the least, pairings.
The goal of this thread is to invent the most worrying, the most wrong, the most scary slash pairing to ever appear on the interwebs. The one
that makes you regret you have an imagination. The one that will make even Wiglaf wince.
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The rules are as follows:

1. Use the correct syntax: giver/receiver. For example, Leonidas/Xerxes.
2. No crossovers, please: Bart Simpson/Shinji Ikari is awful, but let's keep that simple.
3. Male characters only. It's a slash fic!
Okay, the one to get you started:
Chewbacca/Luke Skywalker.
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June 4, 2008, 11:54
Professor Snape/Harry Potter?
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June 4, 2008, 11:56
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
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June 4, 2008, 12:02
Hitler/Mussolini
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June 4, 2008, 12:03
I think we're going to be hard pressed to come up with ones that haven't already been done, unfortunately. Everything exists on the internet.
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June 4, 2008, 12:06
Bush/Cheney 08!
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June 4, 2008, 12:09
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June 4, 2008, 12:11
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Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
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"Adolf," moaned Benito softly. "Your moustache. It tickles me so."
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June 4, 2008, 12:14
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
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AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
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June 4, 2008, 12:38
Barack Obama / United States
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It's supposed to be fictional, right?
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June 4, 2008, 15:16
Charlie Brown's mom/Snoopy.
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June 4, 2008, 16:08
Russia getting the ideas it needs to produce gay porn on poly.
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Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road change.
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicols Gmez Dvila
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June 4, 2008, 16:12
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Originally posted by onodera
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"Adolf," moaned Benito softly. "Your moustache. It tickles me so."

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You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
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June 4, 2008, 16:16
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
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Professor
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Potter?
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I gather
that's been done many times. You can go to www.restrictedsection.org to check. The summaries make for damned funny reading,
The
evenCynical
if I don'tChristian
ever, EVER want to read the stories. Now, Hagrid/Dobby or Aragog/Ron? That's more unusual.
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Familial Obligations by Aleisha Potter (NC-17 - Bill/Fleur, Bill/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione) Hermione Granger's future brotherin-law came to her with an odd request. "Have my baby." Now she has a choice to make. She is in dangerous waters and has more to lose
than just her relationship with Ron should she do this, she may just lose her heart. Chapters: i | ii | iii | iv
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June 4, 2008, 16:21
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June 4, 2008, 17:30
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
Charlie Brown's mom/Snoopy.
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I had no idea that Charlie Brown was adopted by a homosexual couple.
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June 4, 2008, 20:26
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Originally posted by Elok
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I gather that's been done many times. You can go to www.restrictedsection.org to check. The summaries make
for damned funny reading, even if I don't ever, EVER want to read the stories. Now, Hagrid/Dobby or
Aragog/Ron? That's more unusual.
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EDIT: Fun example-Familial Obligations by Aleisha Potter (NC-17 - Bill/Fleur, Bill/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione) Hermione
Granger's future brother-in-law came to her with an odd request. "Have my baby." Now she has a choice to
make. She is in dangerous waters and has more to lose than just her relationship with Ron should she do this,
she may just lose her heart. Chapters: i | ii | iii | iv

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...oh my.
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June 4, 2008, 22:46
Elok
Well, at least there were no hits when I searched the site for "Aragog." But "Dobby" returned four:
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Bald is Beautiful Baby by Ladyofthemasque (NC-17 - Ron/Winky) After a disfiguring accident at the end of the Final Battle, Ron needs to
regain his confidence in his sexual appeal, and Dobby asks Winky to assist.
Dobby's Mistake by Yohannon (NC-17 - Harry/House elves) Harry's already losing enough sleep, when Dobby awakens him in the dead of
night to help with a problem of Dobby's own devising. House elves really SHOULDN'T mess with magic, especially using books stolen from
a certain blonde haired nemesis of Harry's!
Dobby's Nose by SunshineFanFics (NC-17 - Harry/Dobby) Dobby knows the best way to relax Harry Potter, sir!
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1100About Harry Potter, or What the House Elf Saw by GMTH (NC-17 - Harry/Snape) Winky gets the wrong idea when she sees Harry
The Truth
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And, for "Hagrid":

A Glint In His Eye by Sijian (NC-17 - Hagrid/Dumbledore) Dare you to delve into the twisted realm of Hagrid and his pink umbrella? After
Harry's untimely death, a traumatized Hagrid decides to take revenge on Dumbledore.
Animagick by Icarus (NC-17 - Hagrid/Buckbeak) Er. This is not my fault. But it's funny. Sirius Black walks in on an awkward moment for
Hagrid, who has more magical talent than was previously known.
Flaming Christmas Puddings by Gillian (NC-17 - Hagrid/McGonagall) It seems these two have a past. But why no present? Maybe it took the
right setting to make it happen again.
Hogwarts Confidential by Reddfrogg (NC-17 - Hermione/Hagrid) Hermione is frustrated, and looking for a shag. but with whom?
Home Brew by Lynda (NC-17 - Snape/Hagrid) The tasks that duty leads us to perform can be daunting. Severus tackles a large problem.
Meeting Half Way by Yohannon (NC-17 - Hagrid/Madame Maxime) Harry decides to take a midnite stroll to visit Hagrid, and inadvertently
stumbles into a clandestine meeting between his half-giant friend and Madame Maxime, Headmistress of Beauxbatons. Much lurid hilarity
ensues. For timeline anal-retentives this story was written to fit between the last two chapters of Book IV.
Scream by Seeker (NC-17 - Snape/Hagrid) Snape loses a bet. Revenge doesn't quite work out.
Unexpected by Seeker (NC-17 - Snape/Harry, Snape/Other, Snape/Remus, Snape/Sirius) Warnings: BDSM. Sadist!Harry and
Masochist!Snape join Hagrid in the forest.
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June 4, 2008, 22:55
Oh, and there's a story wherein Filch screws his cat, and a fourteen-chapter epic centered around Harry and...Fenrir Grayback. And Moody
gets some action in at least one story. Wow, there are some sick people out there. Thank goodness RS.org is around to make the rest of us
feel well-adjusted, huh?
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June 4, 2008, 23:00
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I am so glad that I only read the last part of the last sentence of the last post.
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Please can the mods delete this thread? this is supposed to be a family site, and if it isn't deleted, can they please give me a vomit smily.
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June 4, 2008, 23:00
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June 4, 2008, 23:02
Tsk. Some people have no appreciation for ghastly comedy.
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June 4, 2008, 23:05
ghastly comedy is only funny if I don;t throw up into my mouth after thinking about thinking about it.
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