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Meet
the
Team
Editors note
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Editors
Taiwo Salisu
Editor
Managing contributor and co-creator of content for all topics covered
in this issue.
Kehinde Salisu
Co-Editor
Supplementary contributor, co-creator of content, co-writer and editor of
news material, management of interviews.
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Yemisi Falade
Research Manager
Generator of material from factual events, critique of written reports,
management of research information through collection,
cross-referencing, screening, editing and storage.
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Content Manager
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reader preference, changes in demand and so on.
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Research Assistant
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as well as compilation of audience metrics;
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Tolu Adeleke
Correspondent
Executor of interviews after scheduling,
news material sourcing and organisation
Sorefunmi Olubukola
Journalist
writer of news obtained from correspondents
and researchers in areas relevant to Luminary
Taiwo Salisu
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rently. She alluded to having an idea about the weekly run show on
radio. Most amusing was her expression when she was told she had
the opportunity of winning super fabulous prizes week in week out
on the program.
She asked if we were the Central Bank and why we had to be giving
so frequently in this
manner.
I hate
appearing
a loser
We must say
loads of fun
with this
eastern
we use this
to speak to
who have
the stereoaccepted
followerastrictly male affair.
we had
chatting
very
lady and
story
ladies
taken
type and
football
ship as
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ittle did he know of his impending thigh strain; all he did was put a decent
right footed strike to push his team a goal ahead of the intense Valencia
side that had for a few minutes, given AC Milans backline a very torrid
time.
Long story short, he is in the dugout and would miss vital fixtures in the weeks
to come.
Luminary
The Situation Room
Receiving a through ball from Andrea Poli, Robson de Souza
(Robinho) darted inwards immediately, giving a powerful
right-footed strike on the edge of the 18-yard box of Valencias goal to send AC Milan a goal up.
This came right after a defensive debacle from Valencias
end, in which a cross was poorly cleared as a swift turnover
and counter-attack was mercilessly launched.
The strike from the forward that put the ball to the far right
of the goalkeeper was one taken with a lot of energy; the
impact being a moderate thigh strain that was latent until
signs of walking difficulty by the player became evident
to his teams medics. He was beckoned to show up on the
sidelines for further assessment before the manager reluctantly took him off and made his first substitution of the
game.
Current reports state that the player was hit with a moderate thigh strain sufficient to keep the forward away from
the action for a few weeks.
The Interview
extend my contract.
I hope this will be Milans year and mine, too. This season
is important for me because there is also the World Cup. I
have already said that Milan is a team I could play 10 years
for,
Any
match
against
Valencia is
difficult
the
stadium
is magnificent,
the fans
are passionate.
It will
be important
to play
well
this evening, There is always the desire to win with the
Milan shirt
and even
if this is a
pre-season tournament,
the aim
remains
the same: to win. The Mestalla is a stadium I have played
in before, and I am delighted to be here again.
Im delighted to
be here again
A few hours before the game, Robinho called a press conference. He emphasized the urgency of winning and the
impetus donning the AC Milan jersey places on him.
He said, I am happy to know that the club wanted me to
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Rebel Suarez back in training
Darren Gibson may be ruled out of opening games for the new
Premier League Season after a knee injury he sustained in Evertons 2-1 friendly defeat of Betis on Sunday. The Irish midfielder
felt a problem during the warm-up but started for Roberto Martinezs team before being replaced by John Heitinga. This event
is possibly a huge loss to Evertons midfield, especially with
uncertainties hovering Marouane Fellainis stay at the club after
being linked with a move to Manchester United.
Mario Balotelli may be absent for Milans crunch UEFA Champions League play-off after an injury sustained in a preseason
friendly against LA Galaxy on Wednesday. Milan medics confirm
he has a muscular problem in his right thigh and will undergo
more tests on the teams return to Italy from the United States.
Balotelli could also be ruled out of Italys friendly at home to Argentina on August 14.
St. Etienne defender Paul Baysse will be out of action for at least
six months due to a knee injury. The player who is a summer
signing from Brest, suffered a tear in his anterior cruciate ligament in a friendly against Grenoble last weekend. Bayasse would
require an operation may not see him return to match fitness until 2014. He made 18 top-flight appearances for Brest last season,
scoring twice.
Lazio captain Stefano Mauri has been penalised with a sixmonth ban by the Italian soccer federation for his complicity in
a match-fixing scandal. Mauri was accused of rigging the Serie A
games between Lazio-Genoa and Lecce-Lazio in May 2011 and for
failed to report match-fixing. This judgement was levied against
eight others. He was found guilty for his role in the Lecce match.
Mauri says he will appeal the ban.
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Kompany ruled out for a month
Dutch striker Klaas Jan Huntelaar has been ruled out of action
for several weeks with a knee ligament tear. The 30-year-old
suffered a partial ligament rupture in his right knee during his
sides defeat to Wolfsburg in the Bundesliga on Saturday. Huntelaar who has made 60 international appearances for Netherlands, has been a very key to Schalkes campaign since arriving
three years ago, nicking in 80 goals in 121 matches.
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Gonzalo Higuain Napolis star summer signing has undergone surgery to put ten stitches to his face after a rock climbing accident during tourism in Capri. The 25-year-old Argentine is being treated in a hospital after receiving eight stitches
to his jaw area two to his eyebrow. Higuain, who joined Napoli
from Real Madrid for 37m in the summer, is expected to resume for training later in the week.
Malawi coach Tom Saintfiet has alleged Nigerias Stephen Keshi of racism after Keshi described him as a
white dude who should go back to his native Belgium.
Saintfiet said the Football Association of Malawi had
lodged a complaint to FIFA and were awaiting their
response.
The row began when Saintfiet expressed safety concerns over Nigerias southern city of Calabar, the venue
for a decisive World Cup qualifier between the countries next month.
In response, Keshi said: I think the coach of Malawi is
crazy. ... He is not an African person, he is a white dude.
He should go back to Belgium.
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Seven days later, a testimonial match in his honour was
held. He, at his exit time held the record of the highest
number of goals (28) scored as a substitute in Uniteds
history.
Today, hes
taken on a new
football role
a managerial
one. Developing his acumen
as a reserves
team manager
with Manchester United
where he won
the Lancashire
and Manchester Senior Cup,
he went on to
manage FK Molde (his former Norwegian club before his
transfer to Manchester United) where hes enjoyed winning
the domestic league title in his first season. Hes currently
their manager.
Ole is also a football ambassador. He was knighted by the
Royal Norwegian Order of St. Olav by King Harald V of Norway.
The award was
given to him in a
ceremony on 25
October 2008 in
his hometown
of Kristiansund
making him the
youngest ever
recipient of the
knighthood,
usually bestowed
upon notable
members of society in their later
years.
While at Manchester, hes played as an ambassador, playing with students at the Manchester United Soccer School
in Hong Kong during a 2006 pre-season tour. In 2009, the
Norwegian parliament awarded Solskjr its annual Peer Gynt Prize for his work as worthy ambassador of
sport and for his great social commitment in a ceremony
at Vinstra Hall.
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oung,
ambitious,
promising and modest,
Antonio Puerta was
the name he popularly went by. as with
stories of the dearly
departed, he seems
powerful now more
than he ever was.
exisiting today as a
palpable energy in
the reclusive province of Seville. We
project a vista of his
life and times in the
succeeding leaves...
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European football governing body, UEFA, postponed an upcoming match of Sevilla two weeks further. A fixture with
AC Milan in the super cup final featured all 22 players on
the pitch with jerseys inscribed with the letters PUERTA.
They also wore black armbands for mourning reasons.
Sevilla consequently retired the number 16 jersey the
deceased once wore and conditioned its removal from re-
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today cannot sell players without raising eyebrows.
Im certainly not advocating undervaluing talent.
You see, when a buying club is made to table astronomical bids for a player whose quality isnt fully determined,
two things are bound to happen. First, he becomes very
YEMI BADEJO
Ta-ta-tam! My rooms door voiced as my frantic brother
tapped it repeatedly and darted in, jolting me from my
reverie.
Yemi! Football has gone haywire ooo!!! Real Madrid has
signed Bale for that craaaazy amount!
monplace today.
Now to the matter; we well know that every professional
footballer in club football carries a market value. This is
the fair value below which a club cannot sell otherwise it
I asked him to go over what he had just said slowly and restate this gist- my mind all this while having clearly understood what he just said, was in a severe unbelief because
as far as I knew it, this couldnt be true.
What are you waiting for? Come and see the clubs unveiling on TV right now.
I scurried over a few books and clothes on the floor and
raced to the living room.
Staring hard at the two suited men on TV, each tugging the
ends of a white shirt with the inscription bale 11 on it, an
avalanche of thoughts stampeded the gates of my mind and
offhandedly I muttered, this is unbelievable...
Europe has always been El Dorado to world football. Titans, Olympians, minions were famed for majestic reigns in
history on the greens of the continents football stadiums
before the eyes of great multitudes amidst tumults. But
whats most spectacular isnt its presence of bigwigs and
grand media buzz, its the cult following every football team
here enjoys. So profound is this culture that new and extant
human relationships are benchmarked by team support and
common football interests.
would
make
a loss.
It is
actually a
compensation
the
club is
willing
to
receive
for the termination and transfer of a players contract to
another club. This amount is usually moderate.
Beginning exactly 128 years ago within England and its local
football authority the FA, the concept was generally to
keep players registered to their teams before the start of
new seasons. This morphed into systems where bargains
could then be made to exchange registered players between two teams. Long story short, many other European
countries adopted this practice and it has become com-
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Chelsea declared a profit of only 1.4 million pounds last
year for the first time in the history of the newly taken
over entity of 10 years. When compared to how much was
spent on player transfers during this period (700 million
pounds), your mouth would certainly gape open. Good
thing here was that Chelsea had since been delist
ed from the London Stock Exchange (a decision made by
the new management at the time of acquisition) and is no
longer a publicly trading company.
This malignant trend unfortunately has already begun its
course in the annals of these clubs financial records today,
albeit latently.
Governing bodies ought to be more far-seeing than they
are now by pre-empting and forestalling future disasters
through meticulous inquiries and investigations launched
into these incredulous transactions.
Bearing all these in mind, it becomes necessary that we
who still behold our beloved sport football on such high
grounds in our hearts must run each other over to desperately redeem our pride from the hands of avaricious shenanigans (oops!) perpetrated by todays
clubs administrative villains who have debased our fiery
passion for this God-given sport to a charade and public
ridicule of reckless spending.
Well, Gareth Bale only 48 hours ago, moved to Real Madrid
from Tottenham Hotspur for a world record fee of 84.7
million pounds and believe it or not, hes that Welsh kid you
saw in Southampton six years ago.
After watching him delightedly bare his teeth and shirt
number to flashing lights and cameras, I wandered off to
my room and purposed in my heart now more than ever
before to write this piece
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Today, We speak of an attacker who redefines convention and changes what we know football to be. Lionel Messi. A trail blazer whose blaze eclipses what we once had of football in
such conspicuous fashion. Diego Maradona, Pele, Johan Cruyff, Marco Van Basten, Zinedine Zidane, Ronaldinho Gaucho can all rest as luminaries of a ancient era, Messi today defines what the new is.
From the Sidelines examines highlights of his career.
Not goals, records, wages
and followership but something seemingly insignificant
and almost unnoticeable
about this prodigy. His professional health & fitness.
2005/2006 Season
Messi sustains a muscle
tear in his right thigh on 7th
March 2006 in the 23rd
minute of the 2nd leg second
round UEFA Champions
League game against Chelsea in which Barcelona drew 1-1 to qualify on a 3-2 aggregate to
qualify for the next round.
Messi sustains a broken metatarsal on 12th November 2006 against Real Zaragoza. He was
sidelined for 3 months but returned on 10th March to nail a hat-trick against Real Madrid in
the traditional El-Classico league match.
2007/2008 Season
Messi sustains a muscle tear in his left thigh on 4th March, 2008 against Celtic in a
Champions League game. He was sidelined for six weeks. This injury made it the
fourth of its kind occuring in three seasons for the footballer.
2008/2009 Season
Messi as once before enjoys a virtually injury free season.
2009/2010 Season
Messi enjoys a second consecutive injury free season.
2010/2011 Season
Messi sustains a sprain in the internal and external ligaments of his ankle on 19th September, 2010 courtesy a reckless tackle by Atletico Madrid defender - Tomas Ujfalusi. At first glance, commentators opined that a broken ankle had occurred and the
forward might be out for 6 moths with a broken ankle. He returned two months later on
20th November, 2010.
2011/2012 Season
Messi once again enjoys a virtually injury free season.
Looking at this you are compelled to admire the chaps fitness and minimal proneness
to injury. Agile, fast, dexterous and influential. Amidst these accolades and sterling
performances, here, you have your typical legend.
From the Sidelines seconds any motion directed at erecting a huge golden effigy of
Lionel Messi at the front of the Nou Camp stadium. Hail the Maestro!
2006/2007 Season
Messi enjoys a virtually injury free season with no major health event to worry about.
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The cumulative adverse effects of these substances however, build up and pre-dispose these players (often after many
years of retirement) to systemic anomalies and chronic
diseases. A phenomenon of this sort is happened in Italy
after investigations revealed the mysterious deaths of about
4 retired footballers in the past 19 years.
On recreational drug use, its more of professional negligence, low ethics and moral standards. Diego Maradona so
far has been the most famed in this area. Former Chelsea
player Adrian Mutu follows closely after. When recreational
drugs are used, they often bear no advantage to the athletes performance. Rather,
they portend
the greater risk
of unstable
mental behaviour in users
and a potential
hazard to fellow
team-mates.
These cases
often entail
substances (Cocaine, Opium, Morphine, Heroin etc.) that are regulated and
prohibited by most countries Drug Laws.
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mance enhancing drug but for legitimate therapeutic purposes as prescribed by his doctor.
in September 2003.
In the 2002-03 season, Rushden & Diamonds goalkeeper Billy Turley was let off with a mere warning
after being found to have taken the anabolic steroid
nandrolone.[15] He was later banned for six months
for testing positive for cocaine, which is deemed to
be a recreational drug, becoming the only player so
far to be banned after a domestic league match.
Middlesbroughs Abel Xavier was banned in November 2005 from football for 18 months by UEFA
for taking anabolic steroids after testing positive for
dianabol after a UEFA Cup match on 29 September
2005. He is the first player in Premiership history to
be banned for using performance-enhancing substances, as opposed to recreational drugs.
In January 2007, Stan Lazaridis, playing for Perth
Glory, returned a positive drug test for prescription
alopecia medication, which is banned due to its potential as a masking agent for other perforomance
enhancing substances. He was found guilty by Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority and was given
a 12-month suspension from football. He had not
taken the prohibited substance to mask a perfor
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5. Lionel Messi has won the Ballon dOr award how many times?
a. 2 b. 4 c. 6 d. 3
3. Outside exhibition matches, the maximum number of substitutions a
coach can make is
a. 3 b. 7 c. 5 d. 4
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Opinion
Super Falcons: Giants locally, Neonates
globally
OBIORA NJOKU
and its a goaaaal. Goaaaal! croaked the commentator
above the stadiums public address system as Mercy Akide
Nigerias towering striker, had just nicked in a goal to
bring the humiliating score line to 8-0 against the female
Moroccan football team in the Womens African nations
Cup.
Being human, what I find most amazing about our stock is that
though we display high levels on intelligence in life subsistence, we
exude very remarkable qualities of forgetfulness and short-term
memories. We can be very very forgetful.
Spectators at home began jibes and banters about how weak and
amateurish our Falcons were.
The year was 1998 and Nigeria from the outset of this
game, incised and shredded whatever resembled a Moroccan defence. It was a horrendous whitewash indeed.
Opinion
can Nations Cup for the third time in a row but the World
Cup of the
following year; we were chased out of the competition in
the quarter finals.
Football evokes intense feelings that vacillate between negative and positive extremes. A sterling display from your
favourite team can endear you so romantically to the sport,
a lacklustre feat and your ire erupts.
This yo-yo streak has pre-dominated the followership of
the Nigerian Falcons. We see behemoths today, charlatans
tomorrow. A number of reasons come to the fore upon
close scrutiny.
The Nigerian Falcons draw heavily on individual playing
styles coupled with team co-ordination. Each player advances the ball as far her abilities take her, waiting team
mates in position are eager to
receive the sent pass and further advance the ball. This
leaves voids that are not efficiently covered in the event
of a turnover. This flaw is evident when our girls attack.
When defending, each player closest to the ball attempts a
tackle and is drawn out of position. This leaves canyons in
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defence which swiftly attacking oppositions effectively capitalise on. Most African teams who we usually confront in
local tournaments lack effective co-ordination to swoop in
on this debacle, so it always turns out that in every match
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Danny Welbeck: Ripe for Oscar Awards?
BOYO WHITLER
Ledesma.
Here, weve got a footballer with British efficiency and Spanish
cunning a quality shared with fellow team mate Ashley Young.
Tough match, high pitch tension, threatening score line and expectant fans jitter the English forward and pronto, hes on the floor
feigning a fall from a non-existent and fictitious tackle made by the
opposition player. Mixed reactions erupt from the stands as his
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teams manager and coaching crew cry foul from their docks pushing evidently for a favourable referee call for a challenge that never
occurred on the player. The referee makes a call and blows for a
spot kick booking the unfortunately framed player. United earn a
penalty and convert the opportunity. Replays are all over the mega
screens demonstrating such acting ability from Danny and the
wrongness of the referees call. The crowd jeers.
Post-match interviews with the player have him speaking repeatedly of how United deserved the game and how hard he worked.
(Huh?) He signs off lauding the credibility of the referees call and
the tenacity of the opposition. Great work of art indeed!
Hollywood thespians ceremoniously gather annually at an event at
the beginning of each year, to celebrate, monumentalize and critique outstanding works of art. This event, The Oscars: The American Academy Awards features celebrities from every life walk.
Reports have it that submission of art works for review and nomination into award categories have begun already in anticipation of
next years. Is Manchester United submitting video reels of Dannys
stuntmanship art for review? I think they should.
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eaching this stage with us is indeed noteworthy, we must thus congratulate you on your progress so far.
As you may well know, football has had its very generous share of peaks and valleys that interplay in
varyiing trends throughout the space of 90 minutes. Weve explored a notable few, bringing to the fore
handfuls of such evocative events and reeling their magic, real time effects and untold dimensions to the larger
community.
We have colloquially dubbed these Sideline Moments - an expression that conveys our most unique presentation in this issue. Sit tight, relax and enjoy the engaging graphic action whose curtains are now being unfurled
for your viewing pleasure.
They are in counts of ten with the least scintillating starting from the tenth all the way to the first - which is the
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Story: The penalty shootout was next after Liverpool showed incredible resilience
levelling the game 3-3 after being three goals down at the end of first half. Liverpool
manager Rafael Benitez had told his wife before the game that he was going to win
the champions league before he turned 45. Tension was high, very high indeed.
Period in history: Summer of 2005
Spectacle: Seeing Jerzy Dudek do the spaghetti legs in an attempt to distract penalty takers. It worked; the first penalty flew over the bar, the second was struck out by
him.
Ace: Saving the last AC Milan penalty after Liverpool had just wasted two.
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Story: Manchester United had already secured a convenient draw away and were
hoping to win at home to scale past Real Madrid in the UEFA Champions Leagues second round knockout games. All seemed well with United dominating the game before
an aerial ball saw Nani jump with his leg outstretched, attempting to kick the ball beside Higuains chest. Replays almost insinuated Nani intended to kick the player. The
referee sternly sent him off. This drew the ire of Manchester United fans who already
thought they had won this game.
Story: Argentine forward Lionel Messi replicated Diego Maradonas hand of God goal
of 1986 in a league match against Espanyol when he attempted heading in a corner
but craftily used his palms instead. Mainstream media were full of accolades; opposing fans, scorns, when many believed a year before that he dived to get Asier Del Horno sent off and give Barcelona the edge in knockout stages of the Champions League.
Spectacle: Images in the media that compared both his goal and Maradonas
Spectacle: Aerial ball trap looking like a flying kick at Alvaro Arbeloas chest.
Ace: The goal put Barcelona ahead and went on to show Messi really personifies the
Ace: Real Madrid capitalised on the one-man deficit to overturn the game in the next
legend especially since this was the second time he successfully did this.
fifteen minutes.
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Story: The Manchester derby had seen a show of goals flying in. United had gone two goals up
but was neutralised from the resilient Manchester City side. The winning goal came from a long
range set piece from Robin Van Persie who was profusely congratulated by team mates. Rio
Ferdinand chants victoriously before fans of the home team Manchester city and was stoned
above his left eye which bled conspicuously. A perturbed fan rushed at Rio Ferdinand but was
treated as an intruder and warded off by Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart who should have
been depressed about the score line. This went down well with a few spectators and earned
their respect on social media platforms after the match.
Story: Cameroun had trudged against all odds into the mens football finals of the 2000
summer Olympics in Sydney. They faced a buoyant Spanish side that were tipped to
be the tournaments favourite. The game ended 2-2 after extra time and crept to the
shootout. Cameroun nicked in all four attempts before Pierres while Spain had nicked in
just 3 and wasted one. The left back confidently approached the penalty spot knowing
fully well that scoring this would earn Cameroun their first ever Olympic football gold
medal. He struck the ball well, sending the keeper to the wrong direction but seemed a
little in shock until he was mobbed by jubilant team mates who already had their shirts
off in triumph.
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Story: Blackburn had put up a very decent defensive peformance against Chelseas repeated
attack. It finally gave way when a through ball found right back Juliano Beletti in position to nick
the ball in. Chelsea went agog in celebration of the goal hoping they would come out strong
enough to oust table leaders Manchester United but were horrified when the linesmans flag
stayed up, disqualifying the goal. Replays stated otherwise and drew additional ire from the
already fuming Chelsea head coach Jose Mourinho. He relentlessly protested before four match
officials who eventually warned him off. Chelsea drew the game 0-0.
Period in history: 2007 Summer Premier League games
Spectacle:
Ace: Blackburn came all the way to Stamford Bridge to ensure they were not humiliated. They
Story: Juventus struggled hard to find the back of the net but seemed futile in every
attempt. The game went on to the final 20 minutes when it appeared fortune smiled
on them. They scored two goals to nick a win against resistant side Pescara. The towering forward being a part in the triumph celebrated one of his goals with a strip off
of his shorts, revealing white underwear. FIFA who has penalised celebrating shirt removals with referee bookings has no current provision for short removals; the referee
nonetheless booked the Serbian.
Period in history: April 2013 Serie A League match
succeeded.
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Story: Chelsea fights head-on in a Carling Cup final with bitter rivals Arsenal. The score 1-1 and
the game approaches its end. A corner kick is sent into Arsenals 18-yard but is quickly defended, John Terry attempts heading the rebound as Abu Diaby clears the ball with his foot; clearing
his head with it. John Terry is knocked unconscious and immobile for several minutes. Some
think hes dead.
Story: Coach Yemi Tella guided a group of underrated boys to the world cup finals in a
fashion reminiscent of epic sports movies. The team sailed through every stage of the
competition easily, delivering results that were redolent of class. This seemed great
for the Nigerian spectators as they bore memories of the Nigerian squad that made it
to the FIFA World Youth Championship final but were unfortunately short changed by
winners Argentina.
Spectacle: The visible shock of nearby Arsenal and Chelsea players. A stretcher is vehemently
beckoned.
Ace: John Terry was successfully revived and returned before the game ended but had no
Ace: Nigeria was bestowed a consolation for the near miss of two years back. It was
also a relief from what was being obtained at the senior team level.
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Story: Bolton Wanderers were visitors to Tottenham Hotspur in a quarter final match
of the FA Cup. Everyones attention was on Gareth Bales dart along the left wing and
a swinging cross he attempted delivering but went out of play. When the Bolton keeper steps in to make a goal kick punt, the game is momentarily halted as the referees
attention turns to the Congolese midfielder who lies face down on the floor clutching
his chest and breathing laboriously. Things dont seem to get better as this is initially
thought to be a slight problem. This goes on for several minutes.
Period in history: March 2012 FA Cup match
Spectacle: When a Tottenham fan runs into the pitch to give a helping hand to the
developing emergency.
Ace: when it turns out the running Tottenham fan is a consultant cardiologist and
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offered vital life support to Fabrice and prevented a death. The British FA decided to
review and amend their rules that formerly prevented fans from entering the pitch
during match time.
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