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VOLUME FOUR
I S S U E 11
0 3 . 1 2 .15
Full-Contact Art
The Mosaics
of Jerimiah Heye
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Evangelical Stunt Workers to Make Local Rivers Famous | A Farberer St Patrick's Day
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might have been irritating to consumers of their While I respect the value of corporations, Im
services, but those consumers have the ultimate
The businesses involved really do need to focus and Netflix is arguably using what is being
on shareholder profit; its their job. The customer
may always be right in theory, but in practice, where their corporate interests are made a
a business needs to turn a profit to survive. That priority in regulation meant to be even-handed.
can sometimes be a balancing act.
to the doubling of computing power (really the using actual force here is the FCC.
number of transistors that can be placed in a
The
internet
is
relatively
unique
are offering a product because they know that internet: both in the area of research and
ultimately more usage means more resources, in its infrastructure. All this is true, but the
and that means more overhead. Conversely, internet would not be anything more than a
consumers generally prefer unlimited bandwidth toy without the free market. Pauls disdain
or data usage because it offers more flexibility and for market innovations that are thinly veiled
they dont have to monitor their use. Companies
believe, because of technological advancements, This is the reason Paul has an internet to email
that they can offer more bandwidth or data than
to use all that Moores Law has made possible internet that has been made by the free market.
and more, making companies sorry they ever left
charging by usage. This continues to sway back have been vastly inferior if they had.
and forth over time.
The reality of the FCC injecting itself
into the process is that the free market will be place where free-market principles, not the
skewed. One of the unintended results of this government, rules. As a resource, the internet
Net Neutrality decision will be a slowing of
the internet overall. Though this may be hard because capitalism allows for the greatest
to gauge in an environment that is continually utility of those resources (this is perhaps an
accelerating, its easy enough to explain and argument that deserves its own column). It
understand logically. By forcing all traffic to be seems that Paul believes the government will
treated the same and charged the same rates, allocate those resources more fairly. I suspect
the FCC has significantly reduced the incentive
providers wont be able to charge any more for is just as bad at determining need as it is at
it. It may still offer a competitive advantage for everything else it does. I dont think Paul is a
gaining and keeping customers, but this will need bad person (perhaps misinformed), but I do
to be offset, by possible loss in profit margin.
This is actually the least of the problems of Net Neutrality. As for which of us is right, I
I see with Net Neutrality, and the larger leave that to the readers to decide.
problem ties in nicely with the underlying
implication on Pauls email. His tone and word
choice suggest that he thinks I am somehow a
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